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Joined 05-19-10, id: 2369722, Profile Updated: 05-16-12
Author has written 51 stories for Cars, Happy Tree Friends, My Little Pony, and Twisted Metal.

1. One of your scars, how did you get it? I have a scar on my left hand at the base of my thumb. It's from a mishap with aa knife when I was camping.

2.If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be? Any animal? I'd be a porcubear. A porcupine/bear hybrid.

3.Do you like toothpaste? Not really.

4. What type of music do you listen to? Mostly Toby Keith.

5. Do you know what time you were born? 9:50PM.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? Don't know.

7. What do you miss? I'm not sure.

8. What is your most prized possession? My laptop.

9. How tall are you? 6'3"

10. Do you get claustrophobic? I don't think so.

11. Do you get scared in the dark? Occasionally.

12. The last person to make you cry is? My ex-girlfriend.

13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? Not sure.

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? I'm not that kind of person, I don't like to imagine a good eye colour or so

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? Not sure

16. Coffee or energy drink? Energy drink.

17. What's your favorite pizza topping? Bacon.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Bacon.

21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? Hmmm... I'll come back to this.

22. Do you like anybody? Yes.

23. Are you double-jointed? No.

24. What's your favorite clothing brand? Carhart.

26. Do you have a pet right now? No

27. What kind is it? Don't have one


28. Would you fall in love knowing he/she was leaving? Depends who it is

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? Just tell them.

30. Say a number between one and a hundred. 95.

31. Blondes or brunettes? Redheads.

32. What is the one number you call most often? Home

33. What annoys you the most? Fred.

34. Have you been out of the US? No

35. What are your weaknesses? Cheez-its and Porn (not at the same time. I need a free hand)

36. Have you met anyone famous? Yes. Several NASCAR drivers and Denis Leary.

37. What was your first job? Hauling hay.

38. Have you ever done a prank call? No.

41. What were you doing before filling this out? writing a new HTF one-shot.

40. Have you ever had surgery? Yes. On my left hand.

42. What do you get complimented about most? I don't.

43. Have you ever had braces? Yes.

44. What do you want for your birthday? I'm not sure.

45. How many kids do you want? I'm too young to think about that.

46. Were you named after anyone? Noone.

47. Do you wish on stars? Yes.

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Any brand

50. Do you like your handwriting? No

51. What's your favorite lunch meat? Ham/bacon

52. Do you have any bad habits? Yes. I enjoy eating junk food a little too much. I'm like Nutty the squirrel with junk food.

53. What DVD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? My Cars Toons DVD. I'm 18 and I like watching Mater's Tall tales.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Probably

56. Do looks matter? No, never do never will

57. How do you release anger? Write a story that has lots of blood and gore.

58. Where is your second home? My father's house

60. What was your favorite toy as a child? My teddy bear.

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? Don't have one.

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No. I wanted to bust a cap in his ass. I still do.

63. Do you use sarcasm? Yes.

64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? Mac and cheese.

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Someone who is nice and who will stick by me

66. What are your nicknames? I don't have one

67. What's your favorite band/singer? Toby Keith.

68. What's your favorite TV show? The Mythbusters.

69. What was your act sat score? Didn't take it.

70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookie dough.

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes.

72. When was the last time you worked out? The other day.

73. Did you notice that there's no #64? Huh? *scrolls up* Dammit!

74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? 105 MPH.

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Yes.

76. What are you listening to? The voices in my head. *begins smacking forehead* SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! JUST SHUT UP!

77. What was the last thing you drank? Water.

78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mother.

79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Probably there face

80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? Don't have one.

81. What's your favorite thing to hate? Chick hicks.

82. What's your favorite month of the year? June.

83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? Gemini.

85. What is your hair color? Red.

86. Eye color? Blue

89. Favorite fast food restaurant? Don't have a favourite fast food joint...

90. Do you lhink that people should lie when it's nessessary? Only when it's actually necessary

91. Last thing you watched? A HTF music video.

92. Favorite day of the year? Uh my birthday.

93. Play any musical instruments? Air guitar

94. Republican or democrat Neither!

95. Kisses or hugs Hugs

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships, preferably with someone nice

97. What was the last thing you bought? A big bag of candy and a Cars diecast.

98. What kind of car do you have 1992 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S.

99. What book are you reading? Not.

100. Describe your love life. In a web relationship. I think.

The following is a list of what I think would be appropriate cars for the characters of MLP to be transformed into.

Rainbow Dash: Ford Mustang GT.

Rarity: Lexus.

Applejack: Ford Ranchero.

Twilight: Honda Accord.

Pinkie Pie: Mini Cooper.

Fluttershy: Toyota Prius.

Big Macintosh: Ford F-350 dually.

Applebloom: Ford Ranger.

Granny Smith: A Ford Model A.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake: Catering/food delivery vans. I'd say Mr. Cake would be a Grubbman Curbmaster (a modern day bread truck) and Mrs. Cake would be a Dodge Sprinter.

Pound and pumpkin cake: Smaller delivery vans.

Sweetie Belle: Lexus.

Scootaloo: Chevrolet Corvette.

Diamond Tiara: Mercedes-Benz

Silver spoon: Audi TT

Cheerilee: School Bus (I know. Teacher is a school bus. How original. *eye roll*)

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My Little Sister Is A Human by Deadly Fangs reviews
Rocket and Jen wake up and do some much needed healing...as well as James asking something that'll change their lives. After 7 plus years, this story is complete! I claim first human/cars crossover!
Cars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,087 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Sally's pleasureable days rewrite by crashthecat88 reviews
This is a sequel to The adventure of mcqueen and sally.
Cars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Lightning, Sally
Pain and Pleasure by JustSpirky reviews
Lightning and Sally are just fine with their se* life. But Sally knows he's not truly satisfied with their bland ways. She knows he likes things a little more rough. And so, she decides that she'll do exactly what he likes. Bondage, burning, wax, gags! Read if you are brave enough.
Cars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Lightning, Sally
The Other Side by Hopefox reviews
Desperate to be free from Diamond Tiara's bullying, Apple Bloom wishes on a star and escapes to a new Ponyville, filled with strangely familiar stallions and colts. There, she discovers a new side to both her friends and her enemies.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Applebloom, Diamond Tiara - Complete
Daring Do and The Turquoise Serpent by Time Pony Victorious reviews
Daring Do sets out in search of a valuable artifact when requested to be a questionable pony. But, she is quickly thrown into chaos as ancient magic, strange creatures, and stranger ponies are thrown her way.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Daring Do - Complete
The Seventh Element by Gunslingers-White-Rose reviews
Something is going on in the world of Equestria! A mystical dragon, changed forms, awkwardness, and new ideals. Who is causing this? What's going to happen? Why are all the ponies suddenly human? Who are the Lost Ones? Read and find out... Multi pairings ALSO POSTED ON Fimfiction! Please go and support it!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,981 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011
License and Registration by HattFriend reviews
Splendid, our beloved super hero has always been the best super hero for the Happy Tree Friends, or so he thinks. The time has come for Splendid to renew his super hero license but the real question is, will he be able to renew his license?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Splendid
Big Macintosh's Lesson by Neoraichu reviews
Twilight gets a lesson in mounting mares when she gets to watch Big Macintosh in action. Will she learn what she wants, or might she be leaving that barn with more than just notes on her hooves? Bondage, Domination, Voyeurism. There's straight and lesbian sex and foreplay. Takes place after 'Applejack's Rope Trick'. Saying there's mature content IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,985 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Big Macintosh - Complete
A Savoury Incident by FieryFilly reviews
*I realized there was already a story called Equestrian Pie by another author, so I've changed the name!* Silly story I wrote while I was feeling under the weather. Soarin x pie. Rated M for sexy time with baked goods.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Soarin - Complete
The Way You Love Me by Leigh-Anne G reviews
Human AU ,Rarity/Big Mac shipping.Rarity has had a crush on a certain farmer since she was a teenager. When a stalker threatens her life - and her livelihood - will they have the chance to act on their feelings? Or will disaster strike too soon?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,809 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Rarity, Big Macintosh - Complete
On the job by SoulTheWolf reviews
Flippy and Cuddles get jobs at McDonald's. What could possibly go wrong? T for stuff in later chapters.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Flippy, Cuddles
HTF Truth or Dare by FlippyxFlaky reviews
******THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!****** This is what HAPPENS WHEN I GET BORED! Rated M For very colourful language, sexual references, yaoi, and EXTREME RANDOMNESS!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010
HTF: Truth or Dare by Buselmegin reviews
Truths and Dares needed! All your favorite Happy Tree Friends doing your truths and Dares! Awesome fun!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2011
War Journal: Torch's Tale by Twitchy De Squirrel reviews
Meet Torch, Foot solider in General Flippy's army. Read as he fights battles, looses friends, makes alies, and falls in love with someone he shouldnt. Please Review! War Oc's welcome, or any Oc's for that matter!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Flippy
Keep On Truckin' by Twilit Violet reviews
Sequel to IMYOR62. Mack’s in love and couldn’t be happier, but Vee yearns for something more. Racing and romance present their share of obstacles for the two best friends. Will love see them through? Rated for language, violence and adult themes.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Mack
Happy Tree Friends Collection by olimarioshi reviews
A collection of happy tree friends one, two, and three shots.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010
HTF TRUTH OR DARE! by Lacheetara reviews
READ THE 'EFFIN TITLE. Rated T just in case of dares... And colorfull lanquage. :3
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,346 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Flaky
Float Like a Superbird by TeGustaONo reviews
Strip Weathers and Lynda Weathers had kept it a secret that they had a daughter, somewhere out there, surviving on her own. When a red and black Plymouth Superbird speeds into town, Doc begins to wonder if this is the daughter of Dinoco's golden boy.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - The King, Doc/Fabulous Hudson Hornet - Complete
The HTF Dating Game! by DJ Shifty reviews
Hosted by Disco Bear, HTFs are paired up & sent out on dates! This can't end well... Rated T for near swearing, adult themes, and other stuff.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Happy Tree Friends Survivor by Fanny Pak reviews
COMPLETED! WINNER IS FINALLY REVIELD! What happens when 15 of your favorite HTF stars go on the famous reality show Survivor? Read and find out. With your host, Renella the Chiuhahua. WARNING: HILARITY!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,360 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Flippy the Babysitter! by twix012 reviews
What happens when a certain green bear gets the most worst and ironic job he could ever get? Obviously no parings here!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
I'll Meet You On Route 62 by Twilit Violet reviews
Mack has settled into a quiet life in Radiator Springs, but when a car from his past runs into him, literally, everyone in town feels the impact. MackxOC Rated for mild language, violence, and sensuality. COMPLETE!
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,119 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Mack - Complete
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Smoke, Fire and Love reviews
After a bad crash, Yankee is left in critical condition. Will he survive? read to find out.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/17
Cars, HTF style reviews
A retelling of the Cars story using Happy Tree Friends characters as well as a couple of OCs. Chapters 3-5 now up.
Crossover - Cars & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/20/2011
Beer for my horses reviews
My new Beer for my horses fic. I hope you enjoy. Now accepting OCs.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 11/15/2011
Powerstroke Stories reviews
A collection of M rated Cars stories. All involving sex. Will contain Pegging, M/M, and much, much more. Many parings. several chapters to come. Chapter 3 now up
Cars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013
Cars MLP Truth or Dare reviews
Let's have some fun. Post asks in the comments. LET'S SEE HOW LONG THIS LASTS. Rated M for a reason.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Cars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014
Oc endings reviews
This is how the game would have ended for my Ocs. First one is my OC, Warhead. Enjoy. Rating may go up.
Twisted Metal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012
Rain reviews
Rarity thinks Big Mac is sick so she decides to take care of him. rated for slight language. Rating will go up for sex in later chapters.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Rarity, Big Macintosh
Big Mac goes to the dentist reviews
Remember kids! Brush your teeth everyday! rated for blood and gore. Venom Mix isn't mine. He belongs to Gunslingers-White-Rose. Thanks GWR!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Big Macintosh - Complete
My Big Macintosh reviews
A quick story about Big Macintosh and his new lover. Rated for later chapters and Yaoi. Written for a friend.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Big Macintosh
Celestial Playground reviews
A half done story that I ran outta gas on and wanted to upload before I broke another flash drive or my hard drive took a dump. I might update it someday... don't bet the farm on it. Warning, rated for adult content. Reader discresion is advised.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Big Macintosh
The night before Derpmas reviews
I know it's a bit late for Christmas, but Ive been busy. Enjoy.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Spike's note reviews
see inside
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Spike - Complete
Twisted Pony reviews
I was playing Twisted Metal and I simply had to make this... Rated for language and violence. Reader discresion is advised. Might accept suggestions. Chaper 2 now up.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Twisted Metal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012
Luna's Christmas reviews
A knockoff of my second favorite christmas carol, Snoopy's Christmas by The Royal Guardsmen. I own neither the song or My little pony. But I wish I did
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia - Complete
The twelve ponies of christmas reviews
My pony christmas carol
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Love story reviews
An oc fic. Loosely based on Aladdin. Rating subject to go up. Rated for possible violance, launguage, alcohol usage and sex.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011
Apple cider balls reviews
Big Macintosh shares his recipe for Apple cider balls. Rated for language and suggestive themes
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Big Macintosh
Bath Rhymes reviews
Based off of the song from Dick Figures, just changed to include all six mares as well as spike and Big Macintosh. Rated for language and suggestive lyrics.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011
Yeah Muffins reviews
Derpy sings about muffins. Songfic.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
Da Kupcake killer reviews
There's a serial killer on the loose in Ponyville. Who can stop him? Why Detective Big Macintosh ofcourse. Rated for language, blood and gore, and possible sex.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Big Macintosh
Muffins reviews
A short clop fic about Derpy and muffins. Rated for sex with muffins.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
Big Macintosh's ad reviews
Big Macintosh does an ad for Apple Spice Mane and Body wash. Not much else here.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Big Macintosh
Pony people reviews
A spin off of the Filmcow video Marshmellow people.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
My Little Pwny reviews
What if the Ponies were ninjas? rated for violance.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011
Cutie Mark Crusades reviews
My first My Little Pony fic. Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle try to get their Cutie Marks. Rated for comic mischief.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Applebloom
Where were you when the world stopped turnin? reviews
My tribune to 9/11. made sense when I wrote it.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
Prickly's camping smootchie reviews
Basicly, a fan character smootchie. Unfortunatly, I lack YouTube skills and animation ability, so I wrote it instead.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011
The Woody awards reviews
So, I finally got around to getting off my butt and counting the votes. Also, contains an anouncement about a future fic. No drugs, sex, alcohol, cussing or blood and gore. Sorry.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011
Tree intruder reviews
I worte this after hearing Antoine Dodson's version of the bed intruder song. There's a little bit of the annoying orange in there too.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Prickly meets The Toast King reviews
An idea I had while I was watching a video on You Tube. I know its not the best, but here it is. Rated for stupidity.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Military Mater reviews
A cars toon idea I had and decided to write up. I know it stinks.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Mater, Lightning
Cars 2 scene reviews
I wasnt sure if this was a crossover. Prickly reenacts the famous wasabi scene. enjoy
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011
The camping episode reviews
Prickly and Midnight get closer and Cub learns the meaning of 'Wasted'. Story contains Flippy/Flaky, Toothy/Splendid, OC/OC. Rated M for language, blood and gore, possible sexual acts and drinking of alcohol.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
YouTube episode reviews
When YouTube leaks into real life, who can save us? A quick story I wrote. I was bored. rated for sex.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011
Love's all that matters reviews
After a tragic accident, Prickly is left to raise his half sister on his own. Rated for blood/gore, alcohol, drugs, sex, Yaoi boy on boy sex and later chapters. Chapter 3 now up.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
Award show ballot reviews
Cast your votes for awards winners here. Please only choose one person for each award. Anonymus votes now allowed. Even anonymus people have a voice.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
Giggles' Mom reviews
Cuddles sings his true feelings. Based on the song "Stacy's mom". I OWN NUSSING!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Cuddles, Giggles
News Update reviews
A News Update for all of my fans.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Dirty Jokes 3 reviews
You asked for it, you got it! Here it is. Another collection of dirty jokes.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Flippy the unicorn 2 reviews
Countinuation of Flippy the unicorn. Nuff said.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Flippy - Complete
Dirty jokes 2 reviews
More dirty jokes. Get ready to laugh. Rated for sex, alcohol, and language.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Flippy the unicorn reviews
A spoof of Charlie the unicorn. With Flippy as Charlie, Petunia as Violet, and Giggles as Magenta. rated K.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Flippy - Complete
Nerfin' USA reviews
A possible episode of Happy Tree Friends. ONESHOT.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Cuddles, Toothy - Complete
Dirty Jokes reviews
A series of short clips made around dirty jokes. I was LMFAO when I wrote this. Rated M duh
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
HTF South Park reviews
A quick fic I came up with on my way home. Virtually pointless, yet still funny. Rated M for South Park language.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Happy Tree Friends jackass reviews
The HTFs make a new jackass movie. Nuff said. Rated M for language and jackass. I wanna be covered.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
Happy Tree Friends with hats reviews
A short series based on a dream I had where Flippy was staying with me at my house. Yes, I fell asleep watching Llamas with hats. I'm sorry. Some language, blood and gore and some Flippy/Cuddles. Rated M to be safe.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Flippy, Cuddles - Complete
The night Flippy went crazy reviews
A dumb song I came up with. Yes, I know it sucks. I tried to make it ryme, but I failed at times. Only because none of the HTF's have a name that rymes with "chicken". Anyway, based off the Weird Al song, "the night Santa went crazy".
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Flippy - Complete
The My Little Sister is a Human Christmas special reviews
Christmas in Radiator Springs. There'll be laughs, romance, and much, much more.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
Flippy's got a gun reviews
A dumb song I wrote while I was at work. I had 'Elmo's got a gun' stuck in my head.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Flippy - Complete
Halloween reviews
The 'My little sister is a human' gang celebrate halloween. This is gonna be fun. Based on the first human cars crossover.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
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