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Night World rulez!

rashel/quinn mare/ash jez/morgead 4 EVER!!!!!!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT 1'S and 2'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
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I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile

If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think RashelX Quinn is better than AliceXjasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Rashel Jordan is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile

If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

"When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell...
"I WANT ASH REDFERN!"

If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

"Ash? Get bent and die." -Mary-Lynnette to Ash (Night World: Daughters of Darkness.)

"You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand."- James (Secret Vampire.)

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Caine is fictional)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

WARNING!! This next bit is seriously random. Just like meeeee!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Five Times Jem and Tessa Misplace Their Virginity by Majesta Moniet reviews
And the one time they actually lose it. Jem/Tessa. Post-Clockwork Prince.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Where Thou Art, That is Home by Neutron Phantom reviews
After returning from their honeymoon, Jem surprises Tessa with an unexpected trip. Jem/Tessa. Post-Clockwork Prince AU.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
Meet the Family by Winterowl312 reviews
"Well, Ash, at least she's pretty." In which Ash salts Thea's orange juice, Mary-Lynnette meets the Daybreakers, and David wears peanut-buttered shoes. Will our Daybreakers ever be normal? I doubt it. AshxMary-Lynnette
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Mary-Lynette C., Ash R. - Complete
Crescendo by Post It Lover reviews
In the song that is my life, you are my crescendo...
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
The Herondale Girl by Chair Meow reviews
Gabriel Lightwood has always wanted revenge on Will Herondale. And thanks to Charlotte, he is now charged with the education and oversight of Cecily Herondale. This might be the perfect opportunity to get revenge. Expect that she's more than he can handle
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Gabriel L.
Beauty by EmCarstairs reviews
When Jem rescues an abused carriage horse, he takes him in and decides to teach Tessa how to ride. Tessa goes through an emotional ordeal during her first lesson and soon after it, and changes for the better because of it. CLOCKWORK PRINCE SPOILERS!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Jem C., Tessa G. - Complete
New Soulmate Trouble by lamia vampress reviews
Ash's most ruthless cousin finds his soulmate. Things take a dark turn...including a kidnapping of Rashel, Jez and Mary-Lynette. Will this malicious soul be redeemed? Or will Circle Daybreak and a dear girl with special, blue fire be condemned?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,509 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010
A True Man Wears Pink by melissaeatsbabies reviews
Funny one shot between Claire & Shane. What happens if in the book 'Kiss of Death' Claire and Eve couldn't get the laundry to turn back to white, and Claire had to find a way to tell Shane. Will It Go The Way She Planed ? I own nothing. all goes to RC
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
Couples Therapy by harrys-sexy-strut reviews
You knew it was going to happen. Now let's see what happens when the Daybreakers get to go to Couples Therapy! Featuring PAUL!-Eve
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Night Child by Avalon Ryan reviews
When Quinn and Rashel escape from Hunter Redfern, they are on the run from one of the most influential vampires there is. They need to help fight the dark. They need to come to terms with the powerful bond they share. They need to reach Circle Daybreak.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,965 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Rashel J., J. Quinn
Valentines Day Flowers by GreenEyesWannabe reviews
Valentines day comes to Brier Creek and Mary-Lynette gets an unexpected suprise. MxA JxM
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C. - Complete
Wait, what? by RainingOnTheParade reviews
SEQUEL TO DAYBREAKER DATE NIGHT! It's five days before Ash and Mary-Lynnette's wedding, but Delos pisses Blaise off so she does a spell to get him back, but it ends up affecting all the Daybreakers and they switch personalities with there soulmates.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,309 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C. - Complete
Daybreaker Date Night by RainingOnTheParade reviews
Poppy's really bored one day so her and Hannah come up with the idea they should on 'dates' with each other's soulmates to get know each other.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,676 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Ash R., Poppy N. - Complete