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I WRITE WHAT I WANT AND NOTHING ELSE SHOULD MATTER.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--mine or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green/black/red/blue/silver is one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.(Sometimes)

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I still do..lol)

You love the movies.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total = 8


Friends and Best Friends

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.7


MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Thank you so much mom!

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

MOO... I'm a fish

Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do

Love isn't about joy, its about endurance

Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, Fia Salvatore Cullen, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Emma-Masen-Cullen, Lily CullenSalvatore

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really hate those e-mails that say 'Make a wish! If you don't send this to 50 people in 1 minute, it won't come true!', but still send it on anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.

If you want to be a Witch Vampire. copy 'n' paste this to your profile

If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love Ash/Morgead/Quinn/Galen/Damon/Stark or all of them. copy 'n' paste this to ur profile. (personally i love all of them and either would do)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"honestly officer, i swear to drunk, i'm not god!"

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

- "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

- you call me a bitch? well a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and everything in nature is beautiful. so thanks for the compliment. (i don't call ppl bitches anymore, i call them lightbulbs)

- s[he] be[lie]v[ed] him.

- when nothing goes right, go left

- the guy who said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.

Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. true fact ppl!

if you loveeeeee magic stars. copy 'n' paste this to your profile.

IF YOU LOVE CHEESE ON TOAST COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!! (yummy, yummy, give me MELTED CHEESE and TOAST and i'll be fine)

If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.(RIP Fred X'(. )

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

-I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I

HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small *.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you agree that stereo types are unfair copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're tired of EVERYTHING you read being compared to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think flamers suck and shouldn't be allowed on the sight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Bonnie and Damon are meant to be together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Becca better not break Nora and Patch up in Crescendo, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore!

If you love the pairing of Bamon, copy and paste this your profile!

If you HATE Delena, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Elena is a way better character in the TV series, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love both Damon AND Stefan Salvatore, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you could go hours on end staring at a picture of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with L.J Smith's Damon Salvatore, from Vampire Diaries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Damon Salvatore somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Damon Salvatore), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Vampire Diaries that whenever you hear screaming you think of Damon killing someone copy and paste.

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this.

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have punched somebody because they said Damon was ugly and/or gay copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever scared someone by saying got any blood to drink or the steak needs to be more bloody copy and paste this to your profile

If you are absoulutley positivley in love with Damon Salvatore copy and post this to your profile

If you have ever screamed because you saw damon Salvatore Copy and paste this to your profile

If you were going to cry when Damon almost died in Season 1 Finale Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

If all you do all day is think of Damon salvatore copy and paste this to your profile

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remeber Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remeber Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remeber Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remeber Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remeber Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remeber Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remeber the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know


Vampire Diaries Oath

I promise to remember Bonnie when I think of Witches
I promise to remember Damon when I see a leather jacket
I promise to remember Stefan when someone shows they truly care
I promise to remember Elena when I see a girl who looks like an angel, whose pretty and fair.
I promise to remember Meredith when someone is calm in the crowd
I promise to remember Caroline when I lose a dear friend of mine, especially one who is proud.
I promise to remember Matt when I see someone who doesn’t give up
I promise to remember Katherine, Shinichi, Misao and the Malach when I meet someone who is pure evil and sadistic, and radiating bad luck.
I promise to remember the Dark Dimension when I hear of nightmare filled places
Yes, I promise to remember the Vampire Diaries
Whatever book I may read, or place I may see
So all know of my love for Bamon..
And all know that Vampire Diaries is the best for me!


BOYFRIENDS SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF!

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she comes to you crying
You say, "Who's butt am I kicking"

The Kind Of Man I Want:

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having *. (like Nike says, "Just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave ‘em in the middle)

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Think of something...fast. Those unfathomable black eyes were quickly filling the universe now. She thought she could see stars inside them. Think. Quickly. Elena wouldn't like it, she thought, just as his lips touched hers. His lips were cool, like silk, but everything else was so warm. She didn't need to be afraid; She could just let go and float on this.

"They hurt you, didn't they, little redbird? I saw...I saw your face." Damon said in his new choked up voice. Bonnie didn't know what to say. But suddenly she didn't mind how hard he squeezed her. She even found herself squeezing back. Suddenly, to her shock, Damon broke her koala-grip and pulled her up and kissed her on the lips very gently.

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Grad Night by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** One last high school event changes Bella's life in ways she never imagined, when she finds herself pregnant by an up-and-coming rock star. ** BANDWARD CONTEST ENTRY **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 245,406 - Reviews: 9986 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Body Knows Best by heystrippah reviews
Klaus Mikaelson is a Wall Street highflier and an unapologetic hedonist. Caroline Forbes is a personal assistant with zero patience for his type. But when he accidentally costs Caroline her job, he offers her a solution. Work for him instead.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,319 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Bamon by RockerChick08 reviews
Bonnie/Damon. It's been a while. Things are different. This time they will have to fight even harder if they want things to work. There are trials, tribulations, ups, and downs. But he's simply drawn to her. He has to have her. Is his love enough? Bamon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,328 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
The Order Members Read Deathly Hallows by zainkhan reviews
Continuation of TwiHard24's story where she left it off. From Chapter 28- The Missing Mirror. All Members of the Order Of the Pheonix, past/present/future, read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Please read and review! Rapidly coming updates! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 93,105 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014
Once in A Blue Moon by TalkingToTulips reviews
"Well sometimes, a male and a female wolf meet, there is a connection that is there from the moment their hands touch or their eyes meet, like human love at first sight but more primal and real." An AU Klaus is the alpha of one of the biggest packs in the states and Caroline is a orphaned omega, adjusting to her new life.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 116,280 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
Concave by KrysGrayMist reviews
She did it to save a life. She did it to destroy a life. But she never thought she would receive this as her reward.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Game to War by Borzoi reviews
Between dealing with his siblings, his quest to become king and his impending fatherhood, Klaus has his hands full. So when his favourite distraction pays him an unexpected visit, complication is on the horizon... Just a fluffy little one-shot for writing practice, set after TO 1x01. *Okay, okay - three-shot it is! ;)*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,408 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
A Day of Chivalry by Jules13 reviews
Bonnie drags Damon to a MedievalSCA festival.. changed the rating, it's not going to be as graphic as I thought. :
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,055 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2003 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
Elegant Script and Blue Pen by KrystalRose92 reviews
When Clarissa is five she is asked to write to a pen pal for the year, she does but after the year is over they continue to write to one another, now that her pen pal is moving to her city, her school, her life is about to change forever. AU AH Maybe OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,447 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Cracks in the Pavement by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,857 - Reviews: 5012 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Ink by Cautellis reviews
Set during POA- A new Ravenclaw Quidditch Captain. "Less flirting with the Hufflepuff seeker might be usesful" I told Cho after practice. She left, muttering something about "less flirting with the Gryffindor keeper". Which was ridiculous. I hated Wood
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,322 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
Take Me There by TheSoggyBug reviews
Clary and Jace decide to take a break from New York and go to Hawaii for a little training excursion. We all know what that means, but Jocelyn, being Jocelyn, insists Isabelle comes with the two. Clary/Jace Rated T for fluff. *wink*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,564 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
And She Is by Ihearu reviews
Cat is leaving Beck worried, but will Jade let him out of her sight to actually help her? Set during the holidays for added surprises. Bat, with splashes of Bori & a pinch of Tandre. Now Complete!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by PurpleHush reviews
Dean was a notorious New York socialite. Brooke was a normal sweet girl from Tree Hill. They're worlds apart but will be forced to marry each other. Will their fake relationship last or will they fall in love eventually? AU
Crossover - One Tree Hill & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,253 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Brooke D., Dean W.
For The First Time by Winchestergirl5 reviews
Everyone knows Dean is gone beyond repair and that there's only one person that can help. When Bobby reluctantly calls Meredith, the two are forced to confront each other after almost ten long years. Dean/OC. Sequel to Diary of a Hunter. Set in Season 2
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 144,127 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Damon's return by BoldBlondeandBeautiful reviews
Okay... you know how Damon died? HA! He's ba-ack. Bamon and Stelena fluff, introducing Cristian, and- WAIT WHAT? Is Meredith a full vampire? Holy crap, now I have to read this!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Damon
I Love College Series by crowskisses reviews
Series of one shots as our favorite characters come home drunk. Set after Midnight and after Damon's return. Matt, Bonnie and Damon centric. First: Bonnie and Damon wind up taking care of Matt and his drunken friends. T for language.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,627 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bonnie, Matt
Love Against Fate by PrettyLittleBrunette reviews
Set between episode 16 and 17. Bonnie is lonely, and Elena is out to make matchmaker, but what happens when Bonnie falls in love with someone Elena never intended her to? Her natural enemy, Damon Salvatore. AU BxD Read and Review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,223 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The little witch and her vampire by xxxTheLittleOnexxx reviews
Bonnie & Damon appear to hate eachother but will dealing with katherine,Elena and all the other dramas of mystic falls change their relationship into something more. sorry bad summery. i'ts hopefully going to be a slow burning love.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Heat Of The Moment by seek-to-enchant121584 reviews
A few months after Max takes over leadership of the transgenic movement, the unexpected and dreaded happens...Max goes into heat. And guess who's there to tend to her situation? That's right, her "favorite" X5, Alec. Max/Alec oneshot
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Alec, Max - Complete
Shes a crack in the stone by lovelikeasalvatore'x reviews
Bonnie is attacked,and alone, she was left for dead. When Damon finds her hes determined to make sure nothing else harms Bonnie is any way. Wait.. Its just a human, right? Why should he care? - Yes I suck at summaries. Sorry, Read and review?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,227 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Damon, Bonnie - Complete
Jealousy Bites by necrosiss reviews
Damon/Bonnie; One-Shot. I will continue the plot if people review and like it! Story: Damon and Bonnie have always fooled around, but has it been taken too far?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
All I Need by necrosiss reviews
Bonnie, unwillingly, moves into the Salvatore residence once she formulates a plan with the brothers to defeat Katherine, and protect Elena. How will this impact Damon and Bonnie? Read to find out! Taking place from the season finale and on.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,132 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S.
Gone by inzane73 reviews
How much abuse can a guy take before he snaps? Events in Hello, Goodbye take a different turn. AU from that point.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,996 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Max, Alec - Complete
It's My Party by Oynnej reviews
Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Daughter? reviews
Wouldn't everyone like to see how Damon Slavatore takes on fatherhood? Well if thats so then read this. Complete Bamon. So if you love bamon you'll love this. Overprotective daddy anyone. Damon Salvatore.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Damon, Bonnie
Truth or Dare with a Twist reviews
'It will be fun to have a sleepover.' Elena says.'Fine I'm in.'Bonnie says. But does Bonnie know that this sleepover will bring out feelings, lies, changes and the truth. And from our none other then the great Damon Salvatore. My first fanfic! Review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bonnie, Damon