that-pretentious-bitch
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-19-10, id: 2369994, Profile Updated: 07-23-11
Author has written 2 stories for Glee.

Hey, I'm Ro.*awkward wave* I also answer to Hey You. I love writing and like to think I'm good at it, even though I'm really not. My obsessions include Glee, Harry Potter, and crime dramas(Law and Order:SVU, Bones, Criminal Minds, and Cold Case in particular). I mainly read/write Glee fic. Kurt's my faveorite character, so I read alot of slash. Um... I don't know what else to put. Just updating this because I'm bored:p

~Fun Facts About Me~

I'm extremely socially awkward

I love to sketch

I have a morbid sense of creativity

I love coffee

I love cats

I'm a vegetarian

I love friends and meeting new people. So if you ever want to chat message me, I can find something to say about anything.:)

~Ships I Ship~

Glee

Kurt/Blaine

Kurt/Puck

Kurt/Karofsky Friendship

Kurt/Sam Friendship

Kurt/ All the Glee girls but especially Tina Friendship

Santana/Brittany

Santana/Quinn

Santana/Tina

Tina/Quinn

Tina/Mike

Puck/Lauren

Puck/Tina

Mercedes/Sam

Finn/ Mecedes

Quinn/Mercedes

Tina/ Mecedes

Finn/ Rachel

Santana/Finn Friendship

Santana/Dave Friendship

Pretty much Tina/ Everyone

Artie/Mercedes

Artie/Quinn

Harry Potter

Draco/Harry

Luna/Neville

Hermione/ Luna

Ginny/ Neville

Ron/ Hermione

Remus/ Sirius

Severus/ Lily

LJ: gaysharksrock, la_la_la123

Tumblr: http://obviouslyihavenolife.tumblr.com/ (so far, me bitching about my life. Hopefully will become more eventful when I finally figure out the art of reblogging. If anyone would be willing to explain it to me, I'd love you forever.)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.

I wear used clothes so I must be dirty.
I'm QUIET so I MUST be A SNOB.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Faces In The Hall by NorthernxDownpour reviews
High School AU: Spencer Reid is uprooted from his home in Las Vegas and is forced to move across the country to McLean, Virginia to live with his estranged father. Then he meets Derek Morgan in school and life gets so much more complicated.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,665 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7h ago - Published: 1/8/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Misfits by boylikeme reviews
AU Story in which Will and Emma raise most of the Glee kids as their own. Most of the characters will pop up.. but knowing myself this will be mostly about Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 150,290 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H.
Not Every Wish Can Be by Doppleganger Tango reviews
Blaine was just going about his life when he came to be in possession of a genie named Kurt offering him three wishes. As time goes on, he finds himself silently wishing for more time with Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm the Boss by spicygurl reviews
They say love is too good to be true, and that some folks are too good to be human, but at this moment we were all sure that this was true and it was the best dang thing we'd ever gotten into. Pony/Johnny, Soda/Steve, Darry/Two-Bit & Dally/Tim. SLASH!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,318 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010
That's the Way it Goes by Makavei reviews
Blaine works at a grocery store Kurt frequents and sees him struggling with a couple bags and decides to help him out, completely not expecting a good hit in the face for his efforts. Oneshot AU, Klaine. Lame title and story FTW.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Tell me What to Do by Kristen36 reviews
Puck always knew he was a badass, but grudgingly admitted there was someone who was even more badass than himself. After taking the advice of the Queen of Badasses herself, Puck begins to realize he shouldn't be ashamed of who he is. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,536 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
All New by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
An overseas school trip gives Kurt a chance to become closer to the Warblers and Blaine. Or maybe not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,140 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wait, I'm Juliet? by Eowyn Rain reviews
Blaine's Dad grounded him. Will his Knight in Fashionable Armor come to his rescue? Oh, and Blaine's not allowed to ever speak Shakespearian again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sick by tigershatecinammon reviews
AU. OOC!Karofsky. Kurt's got an eating disorder, and the one who used to bully him is the one that probably saved his life. The clueless Glee club feels awful for not noticing. Now multi-chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Broken by girsawasquirrel reviews
warning: MPREG! Puckurt, cause I love that pairing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,237 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
When Real Life Meets A Fairy Tale by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Or more accurately : When A Fairy Tale Crash Lands In Real Life's Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Has No Clue Why It Is There. Kurt/Chris.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,315 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Here Comes Kurty Claus by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt comes home for Christmas. Quinn decides he needs a boyfriend - specifically, her boyfriend. But then there's Blaine to consider. Hevans fic with Klaine and Puckurt undertones. Lots and lots of Kurt/Girls epicsauce. Shameless fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Sam Evans' Four Steps to Getting Your Man by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Thirteen Ghosts by particularly good finder reviews
Sam Evans didn't believe in ghosts, not really. But when he stumbled into the long-unused choir room, he discovered a world of paranormal activity and a sassy ghost guide by the name of Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Puck's 'Dry'ad Spell by PteraWaters reviews
An AU fairy tale/parody starring the Glee club. Lady Rachel's been kidnapped, Sir Finn's a wreck, and Puck can't believe he's helping them, until he meets a beautiful woodland creature... Rated T for language and Puckurt kissing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,955 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Imprint by CrossoverQueen94 reviews
Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Minor character death. Eventual Jacob/Kurt, minor Puckelberry.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,527 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jacob, Kurt H. - Complete
UltraViolet by LifelessNight reviews
There is a new kid at McKinley High. And Kurt finds himself drawn to the seemingly innocent boy. But he's in for a wild ride. I suck at summaries
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Crawling Back to You by WickedForGood13 reviews
Kurt breaks up with Blaine. When he realizes his mistake, he goes to Blaine and begs to be taken back. Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Put Me Back Together by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
All it takes is one moment to break Kurt apart. How many will it take to put not only himself but Puck back together?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,683 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sometime Around Midnight by Chxnce reviews
And it starts sometime around midnight... Chapter 5, "Love Is A Crime" is up!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Nicknames by In the Pages reviews
Puck saves Kurt, but by doing so, Puck in reliving a dark past. By rescuing Kurt, Puck gets in trouble with the law. IN a court room full of his peers he is forced to think of thing he had so successfully repressed. Kurt/oc noncon .Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,613 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
I'm Not That Boy by AdamPascalFan reviews
Ok fine he was in love with Kurt Hummel. It wasn't like Kurt even knew he existed
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 90,548 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H., Matt R. - Complete
A Turn by Bir00 reviews
Life's full of expectations and surprises. But what happens when one of the gleeks turns into a wrong turn? Would he make it right, or go back? Fluffy warning. LOL!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,135 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Kurt's Secret by lolacola01 reviews
After the infamous house party at Rachel's Puck starts to see a change in Kurt. WARNING: Male pregnancy involved in this story.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
All That's Known by Victoria1127 reviews
Finn is confused, and then he's not. But is he too late to win Kurt over? Special thanks to my sweet husband Charlie for helping me with this one. :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Aftermath by broadwaypants reviews
A follow up to Day of Silence, in the form of reader-requested oneshots.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
Do Something by Sushi Chi reviews
Kurt just isn't a morning person. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Missing Piece by Victoria1127 reviews
Mike and Matt were always so happy together. Of course, chance encounters with Kurt Hummel would change things. Kurmitt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Mike C., Matt R. - Complete
Little videos by Allieturtle222 reviews
Kurt's secret boyfriend steals some of Kurt's old videos and shows them to the glee club. What will they find out?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
That Bit in the Middle by Mytay reviews
Summer brings restlessness/depression to Kurt, who believes the new friendships forged by Glee are now over. When he goes off alone to think – without telling anyone – his absence sets off alarm bells. Everyone reunites and summer finally, truly begins.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,617 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J. - Complete
Empty Chairs At An Empty Table by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
AU. It's the 1920's. Kurt Hummel is hosting one of his famous soirees, but when one of the guests goes missing, what can they do but get detective Puckerman to investigate? Murder mystery. Contains slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,013 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
you cant always get what you want by bareawakening10 reviews
after kurt is stood up on a date, he knows who he wants to comfort him, but is it who he needs? and will the schools production of zanna, dont be able to help him get who he needs? DISCONTINUED! if anyone wants it to continue, inbox me 3 xx
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,425 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
I Promise You by SiNginG-SenSaTion reviews
Puck witnesses a fight between Kurt and his boyfriend that turns physical when Kurt ends things with the other boy. Rushing to Kurt's defence, two vows are made to Kurt that day. One promises safety, the other promises anguish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,549 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Beautiful Monsters by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt is still angry. Finn is sending mixed signals. Lady GaGa has a way of bringing people together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Pact reviews
When Kurt gets pregnant the girls from glee decide they aren't going to let Kurt go though it alone. MPREG and Slash. Main pairing:Puckurt with some Artina, Finchel, Mercedes/Mike, Quinn/Matt, and Brittana, mentions of Wemma and Burt/Carole.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Sorry, I Suck at Titles reviews
At a sleepover meant to help them bond, everyone finds out plently of suprising things about Kurt which leads to a relatonship between him and Puck. Slightly morbid/disturbing topics like cutting and suicide. All the guys r gay/ bi. Lots of angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck