Author has written 5 stories for Animorphs, Harry Potter, and Tron.
Doctor Who Challenge (if anyone's interested):
Seasonal Remix: Write a one-chapter AU for each episode of a New Who season, where the AUs are all part of the same 'verse. Each chapter must be over a thousand words, and any long-term companions must stop traveling with the Doctor on the episode that they do in canon. The AU must cause the episode to end slightly differently and there must be an increased impact on the Doctor and companions or on the place(s) where the episode took place.
Companions by Episode of Departure:
Jack Harkness "The Parting of the Ways" S1 Finale
If you want to get inside my head, learn how I think, figure out what my thought process is, know what makes those gears spin, and not by opening up my head and watching it work Sylar–style, then it is very easy. Just think sideways and don't look back. The enemy gate is down, but life and freedom are futureward by northblue.
“Not only are there no happy endings. There aren’t even any endings.”
Bast American Gods
"I have seen the rot in his spirit. And much more…things that shame me. I have peered into a distorted mirror, one I wish I could smash to bits."
Makuta Teridax Brothers in Arms
“In storytelling, nothing is a given, the astonishing becomes commonplace, and one learns the unexpected. [In reality and stories] One is but a reflection of the other, and sometimes it’s difficult to tell which is the original and which is the mirror image.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi The Approaching Storm
"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens
"We must be merciful and torture the sinners to death for what they have not done: we must wipe all infidels from the earth in the name of our loving god who preaches peace: we are a monotheism with three gods: we worship the Roman noose." - Anonymous
Note: The following paragraphs are semi-offensive satire. DO NOT take it seriously! If you are easily offended, skip down to the next bold text.
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King every day, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
This is a bit about the stoned guy: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2861969/1/Vietnam
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