Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901

Alice Cullen: quirkier than you since 1907

Rosalie Hale: Prettier than you since 1915

Emmett Cullen: Stronger than you since 1916

Jasper Hale: Smoother than you since 1843

Carlisle Cullen: Smarter than you since 1643

Esme Cullen: Sweeter than you since 1895

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Sorry for all you Jake fans but im 98% TEAM EMMETT! The other 2% is team Edward. The book one. Kellan Lutz is just ewww! I was totally team Edward, but once i started reading Twilight fanfiction, now Edward is just... well... just, not Edward to me anymore. i've read the whole Twilight series more than i can count... literally. I love Doctor Who! ITs this British tv show that's awesome!

Here's some random trivia to keep you lot entertained.

Americans consume 42 tons of aspirin a day
In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee
(This cracks me up) Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest
An ostrich's eye is bigger than...it's brain. LOL
The Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows of stone

Funny Quotes:

"Put the stuff in the thing." (ME!!)

"You smell like my dog." (Ava)

"TARDIS!" (jcdtennagedream5913 when playing a game were you had to say something blue)

"The most normal thing ive said today is i hate peanut butter" (jcdteenagedream5913)

I was going to a restraunt with my parents across the street from a concert (Nickelback) and my dad asked a securety guard where to park.

"Security Guard: So just park around the back."

"Dad: ok" then as were driving away he sticks his hand out the window with his pointer and pinkey fingers up and shouts back at him

"Dad: Rock on dude!"

"Quizilla! ITS A .COM!" (Jcdteenagedream5913 tying to say is a website with quizzes)

"And then he did something really awesome, no, actually he shoots the gun at the person, no, no, no, then he does something to save the world. ( Bookworm213 trying to explain the end of the End Of Time to me)(doctor who episode called the end of time)

"And Ginny will end up as an old cat lady" (Bookworm213. She hates Ginny)

"I have something random to say. The other day, I was i bed, watching New Moon, eating a churro." (Me!)

"I got the mixture bag after I cleaned out the kidder box." (My dad trying to say 'I got the jelly bean variety bag after I cleaned out the litter box'

(On Facebook looking at questions app. Question pops up about Evan with jcdteenagedream5913 *see my story Goddess and profile picture* saying "Do you think Evan scored higher that 1500 on his SATs?")

jcdteenagedream5913: "He hasn't even taking his STDs yet!" (Covers mouth) "I mean (laughs)...I mean...He hasn't even taken his SATs yet." (He's too young.)

"Love is blind...and deaf" (Jcdteenagerdream5913...She was talking about this guy I'm in love with who has a really girly voice)

Epic Fails

opening white out only for it to splatter on your face at school and trying so hard to scratch it off, your face starts bleeding

Playing your itouch only for it to fall into you pizza.

Trying to get someone off jcdteenagedream5913 only to have her bite you with her braces.

going on sims 2 only to have your sim fall in love with your cousins sims boyfriend tommy.

To make it more "interesting" have your pregnant sim try to cheat with someone else even though she just got married.

Favorite Couples

10/Rose

Jack/Donna

Jack/Gwen

Gwen/Owen

Gwen/Lanto

Sabrina/Puck

Bella/Emmett

Percy/Annabeth

Thalia/Nico

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavender

Grover/Juniper

Damon/Elena

Stefan/Katherine

Caroline/Matt

Jeremy/Anna

Mason/George

Amy/ Ricky

Adrian/ Ben

Grace/ Jack

Rachael/ Finn

Kate/Sawyer

Charlie/Claire

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Mrs. Clarke, the admission secretary, was looking at a list and shaking her head. -Vampire Diaries: The Awakening and the Stuggle (L.J. Smith)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

My PJ bottoms

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Spongebob

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

3:34

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time

3:43 (haha!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My ipod playing Lighters (Eminem feat. Bruno Mars)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I was coming home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A new story I'm going to post soon.

9. What are you wearing?

My school uniform (white shirt and black shorts)

10. Did you dream last night?

I dreamt that this guy kissed me! I don't 'like like' him though...I mean, he's cute, but I don't OFFICIALLY 'like like' him.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was watching LOST 5 minutes ago and Paulo had this really blank stare.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Mirror, picture of flower, bulletin board, and twilight calender with Edward currently on it.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

We had a to watch a video in science yesterday of two tortoises 'doing it'.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

FUN!!!!!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Sherlock Holmes

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

An IPhone 2

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I'm only 12 years old.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make it so everything was free. Like when you got home from work, you could just go to a store and take it as pay.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I am a terrible dancer. I can't dance. I do love Just Dance 2 and 3.

20. George Bush:

Stupid

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Katherine

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Austin

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Uh, I don't know

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Welcome to Heaven!" Idk

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: light brown with bits of blonde

Height: 5’8 (I’m 12 years old!)

Shoe Size: Women's 10

Pet: A kitty named Raysen

Sport: Softball

Have You Ever :... Sky Dived: no

Bungee Jumped: no

:Abseiled no...

Gone out of the Country: yes

Beaten someone Up: no

Gotten Beat Up: nope

Killed an Animal: no never!!!

Swam in the Ocean: No! I’m terrified of touching…seeing fish!

Broke the Law: Hehe no...

Smoked: never

Chewed Tobacco: ewwww

Drank: no

Been Kissed: Yes! By my family, duh!

Been In Love: no

Dumped Someone: Nope

Been Dumped: no, never!

Broken Someone's heart: no

Had Your Heart Broken: yes. When I was in 6th grade! The guy I used to have a crush on confessed to the girl he liked her! But she didnt’t like him back! :)

Liked Someone Who Didn't Like You Back: I don’t know. Prob.

Broken A Bone: no

Had Surgery: no

Had an X-ray or MRI: Yeah, on my teeth

Failed a Class: No :)

...: Favorites:...

Color: Blue

Food: I don’t know

Drink: Sprite

Snack: ???

Cereal: LUCKY CHARMS

Ice Cream: chocolate chip cookie dough!

Candy: Oooo, that's hard.

Restaurant: Tutto Fressco

Animal: Dog

Quote: 'Love is blind...and deaf'

Sport To Play: Softball

Sport To Watch: Baseball

Movie: Vampires Suck, Titanic, Breaking Dawn

TV Show: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Dead Like Me, Wizards of Waverly Place, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, My Wife and Kids, Lost, and Glee

Type of Music: Pop

Singer: ADELE

Song: Sexy and I know it -LMFAO

:This//Or//That:...

Pepsi or Coke: Coke :)

Vanilla or Chocolate: Vanilla!

Cake or Ice Cream: Depends on what kind of cake...

McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds!!!

Love or Money: love

Music or TV: music

Cat or Dog: Probably Dog

Mom or Dad: BOTH!

Truck or Car: Truck

Ocean or Lake: lake, definitely

Yahoo or Hotmail: YAHOOOOOO!

Google or AJ: Google

Light or Dark: Depends if your inside or outside.

Country or City: Cities

Rain or Sunshine: RAIN!!

MORE ABOUT ME!

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson, Twilight, Lost Hero, Sisters Grimm, Vampire Diaries, Maximum Ride and A LOT more I can't think of.

Dislikes: Homework, Edward Cullen, and...JUSTIN BEIBER! He's a girl. If you didn't want to see his new movie, go on youtube and type in Movies in Minutes Never Say Never. Its by Nihiga.

Favorite T.V. Shows: Doctor Who, Dead Like Me, Torchwood, Wizards of Waverly Place, iCarly, My Wife and Kids, the Nanny, the Vampire Diaries, and Zoey 101.

Favorite Movies: Vampires Suck, Grown Ups, Twilight(s), Harry Potter(s),

Favorite Foods: Don't have one.

Favorite Boy Names: Emmett, Mason, Jasper, John, Jack, Owen, Alex, Percy, Evan, Stephen, Kevin, Damon, Matt, Jake.

Favorite Girl Names: Rose, Ronnie, Courtney, Rosalie, Renette, Gwen, Georgia, Miley, Bella, Jessica, Jasmine, Sophia, Donna, Stephanie, Dylan, Elena, Bonnie, Carly, Rosalyn, Brittney, Anna, Brooke, Silena, Clairesse.

Favorite Songs: Forever Young (Jay-Z), Forget You (Cee Lo Green), Tik Tok (Kesha), Brass Monkey (??), Love Story (Taylor Swift), Toxic (Brittney Spears), Don't Trust Me (3OH!3), The Time (The Black Eyed Peas), We R Who We R (Kesha)

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you're against stereotypes, and bold the ones applying to you

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a female dog.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be playing them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling female dog.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a female dog.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I hate that one soooo much! It's not true.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic retard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm SMART so I MUST wear thick glasses and read the dictionary.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.