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Joined 05-19-10, id: 2370404, Profile Updated: 10-14-13
Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, X-Men: Evolution, Runaways, Magic School Bus, Batman, Harry Potter, and City of Ember.

You appear to have stumbled upon my profile page. Welcome!

My name is Betsy, I'm a high school student, and I really like Nightcrawler. Like, really, really, really like him. Not like like, just really, really like. As in, Kurt is my superhero. Mine. Except...he died. *sob* Kurt died. I...I...give me a moment...

Okay, I'm fine. I'm okay. I just, yeah, moving on.

I have a tumblr!: www.mad-as-a-box-of-bats.tumblr.com

These are a few of my favorite things:

favorite books: Lord of the Rings; Narnia; Harry Potter; Artemis Fowl; Septimus Heap; DragonLance; Redwall; Enchanted Forest Chronicles; Goneaway Lake; The Golden Hour; everything by Scott Westerfeld; everything by Frances Hardinge; Cal Leandros novels

favorite movies: Lord of the Rings; The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe; Harry Potter; Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension; X-Men Origins: Wolverine; Tangled; Newsies; Ratatoille; Moulin Rouge; Howl's Moving Castle

favorite tv shows: X-Men: Evolution; Wolverine and the X-Men; Avatar: The Last Airbender; Teen Titans; Phineas and Ferb; Mission Odyssey; Primeval; Strange Days at Blake Holsey High; Criminal Minds; Psych; Green Lantern: The Animated Series; Doctor Who
also Cabin Pressure, but that's a radio show

favorite bands: Florence and the Machine; Ellie Goulding; Superchic[k]

favorite comic books: Marvel's Runaways; X-Men: Second Coming; X-Men: The Quick and the Dead; X-Men: Divided We Stand; Gotham City Sirens; Teen Titans: Year One; (Stephanie) Batgirl; New Mutants #6-8

Favorite Quotes:

-"We scientists have a special term for that. It's called 'I don't know.'"
Beast (X-men: Evolution)

-"If you can't be cool, be feared...my mama used to tell me that."
Toad (X-men: Evolution)

-"That's crazy talk! Anyone who goes out in that weather is a complete and utter lunatic! A lunatic you hear me! You'd never catch me doing something stupid like that, no sirree! Well, I'm gonna go to the kitchen, fire up the oven, and crawl in to get warm. -Pyro
(ColdFusion 180, Temperture Troubles)

-"Me. Kurt Wagner. A.K.A Nightcrawler, teleporting Elf, and to certain females in my past, 'Blueberry-Muffin'... But I don't want that getting around."
Kurt (Uncanny X-Men)

-"Aye carumba. Bet you thought I was going to say something cute in German, didn't you?"
Kurt (Uncanny X-Men)

-"You young gentlemen like this film? I, also. Chewbacca's my favorite character... I have a friend...who's much shorter... but almost as hairy. And I always let him win too."

-Barak: "What kind of freakish human are you?" Kurt: "I am a 'mutant'... born with a variant chromosome that not only gives me amazing powers... but makes me a dashingly handsome fellow!"
Kurt (Excalibur)

-Rogue: "Phew! Nighty, you gotta do something 'bout that brimstone stench every time you 'port." Kurt: "Liebchen, it's my trademark. What would people say?" Rogue: "'Thank you?'"
(Uncanny X-Men)

-Kurt: (explaining to his teammates how he crashed a plane and ended up a "God" on "Wagner's Isle") "Maybe I should start at the beginning. I was flying here in the plane Brian lent me..." Brian: "That plane has been in my family for years. If anything happened to it..." Meggan: "Brian, please. Let him continue." Kurt: "Hmmm... maybe I should start in the middle. After I safely navigated the plane to the shore..."

-"I realize you're having trouble holding onto your ever tenuous grip on humanity, but 'Grrrr' falls somewhat short of articulate."
Hank (X-Men #9)

-Angel: "Want me to drip some of my blood into the wound and see if it heals the damage?" Nightcrawler: "Now there's a question I never thought anyone would ask me..."
(Uncanny X-Men)

-Kitty: "Even if you haven't met him, he must know who you are! I mean you're... you're... you!" Kurt: "She's got you there. You are you." Logan: "That's a relief."
(Wolverine First Class)

-"I wish I had a future buzzer. Logan! Tell Cyclops to get me one."
Domino (X-Force)

-Red King: "I'm rich... And powerful... And in love... And I will destroy you..!" Nightcrawler: "Love makes you want to stab people? That isn't love. That's brain damage. Though I do understand your confusion between the two, some days."

Favorite X-Men: Nightcrawler; Rogue; Remy LeBeau; fanon Pyro; Scarlet Witch; Jubilee; X-23; Kitty; Surge; Loa; Cypher; Psylocke (Betsy); (Arch)Angel; Polaris and Havok; Elixir; Logan; Nocturne

Favorite Other Marvel Heroes: Gert Yorkes; Amadeus Cho; Reptil (sort of); Victor Mancha; Spider-Man

Favorite Bat: Dick Grayson, then Damian Wayne
Favorite Flash: Wally and Bart

Favorite Other DC Heroes: Ravager; Kid Devil; Blue Beetle; Miss Martian; Beast Boy; Raven; Cass Cain; Zatara and Bunny; Harley Quinn

Favorite Other Characters:
Nico DiAngelo (PJO/HOO)
Prosper (The Thief Lord)
Edie (The Stoneheart Trilogy)
Matty (Gathering Blue/Messenger)
Puck and Red (Sisters Grimm)
Anubis (The Kane Chronicles)
Spill (Restoring Harmony)
Dodge Anders (The Looking Glass Wars)
Mosca Mye (Fly Trap)
Happenstance (The Books of Umber)
Ben (Dragon Rider)
David Menlo (The Tapestry Chronicles)
Seth Sorenson (Fablehaven)
Numair (The Immortals Quartet)
Silverpoint (The Wednesday Tales)
(Peter) Taft (The Secret of Zoom)
(Celeste) Fox (Restless)
Isaac (The Fault in Our Stars)
Hathin (The Lost Conspiracy)
Artie (Shrek the Third)
Leo Valdez (Heroes of Olympus)
Fletcher Renn (Skullduggery Pleasant)
Hugo (Hugo)
Connor Temple (Primeval)
Djaq (BBC Robin Hood)
Lorredion (DragonLance)
Colin Creevey (Harry Potter)
Boy 409 [Wolfboy] (Septimus Heap)
O. Beetle Beetle (Septimus Heap)
Edmund Pevensie (Narnia)

Favorite Parings:

Jubby (X-Men: Evo)
Johnda (XM: E fanon)
Alex-23 (XM: E fanon)

Young Justice:

Teen Titans:
Raven/Beast Boy
Jinx/Kid Flash

Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra:
The Duke/Meng
Iroh II/Asami

The DCU:
The Question/Huntress (DCAU)
Beast Boy/Raven
Stephanie Brown/Damian Wayne (grown up, though)
Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus:

Harry Potter:

Phineas and Ferb:


DragonLance Chronicles:

Gert/Chase (Runaways)
Razer/Aya (Green Lantern: TAS)
Carlos/D.A. (The Magic School Bus)
Eustace/Jill (Narnia)
Zephyr/Nisa (Mission Odyssey)
Varden/Lei'ella (Inverloch)
Simon/Lucy (Septimus Heap)
Beetle/Jenna (Septimus Heap)
Artemis/Holly (Artemis Fowl)
Amy/Rory (Doctor Who)
Deryn/Alek (Leviathan/Behemoth/Goliath)
Kimber/Smitty (The Girl Who Could Fly)
Gabriel/Shiloh (Oracles of Fire)

If you made it this far, congratulations! Thank you for reading my page, I hope that perhaps we have at least something in common. Other than that, have a beautiful rest of your day and I wish you a very fond farewell...may we meet again soon.

Also, a note: I apologize profusely for crappy writing quality that you may find in any or all of my stories below - I and my writing are still a work in progress, so please bear with us as we continue to improve.

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The Air That I Breathe by Chellerbelle reviews
Rogue copes with near isolationism when her powers return. Gambit accepts truths about himself he has tried to ignore. In this sweeping, multi-lifetime spanning tale, Rogue and Gambit circle each other like two immortal celestial bodies, waxing and waning, but will they ever find a moment in time to come together, or are they destined to live forever, just out of arm's reach?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 122 - Words: 826,442 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Rogue, Gambit] - Complete
All the Eye Sees by scribblemyname reviews
"Do you know what it's like to be unmade?" She looks at him. She thinks of electricity and machines, blood and memory. She thinks of magic and monsters, cold blue light and desire. "You know that I do."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Loki - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11276 - Favs: 10,303 - Follows: 9,054 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Context by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
It all makes sense therein. Ten characters, nine prompts.
Cal Leandros - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
The Intrepid Trio by Toadflame reviews
Stories and drabbles about the friendship of Roy Harper, Wally West, and Dick Grayson. Range from pre to post series and everywhere in between.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,418 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Richard G./Nightwing
Cypress by Lady Charity reviews
The Lorax must understand that his friend the Once-ler is old now, and that he soon will die.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/18/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Seconds Tick By by Batgirl67 reviews
A stream of conciousness ficlet/drabble through the eyes of Jason Todd, set during his last moments in 'A Death In The Family.' Rated K for mild cursing.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Safety by Pyrinsomniac reviews
The best thing her mother ever gave her. Drabble. Bonus chapter now added!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Bring Love Together by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Kitty is tired of seeing everyone running around being single when they could happily be with the ones who love them. Teaming up with Kurt, she'll just have to resolve that. Now up:Interlude
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Little Robin by Kyrandis reviews
"I'm an assassin. We're not meant to be heroes."
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Unconventional: The Angeline Diaries by Bellephont17 reviews
Ever wonder just how Artemis Fowl I met Angeline Fowl? Of course, we have gotten hints and snippets, but the true story eludes us. No longer, my friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Time by ComicBookNerdsKickAss reviews
He spent a lot of time convicing that girl to be his, and it was worth every second. ROMY!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - [Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie] - Complete
Haec Meminisse by aecul reviews
There were only three men Domino'd ever loved.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
A First Meeting by tenchi13 reviews
AU A young Rogue and Remy meet for the first time. Young and innocent Romyness.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Easy as A to Z by Captain Wonderful reviews
26 moments in time. Some are cute and fluffy and others are darker with angst. And some are just funny. Jubby or Bobilee
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Iceman/Bobby D., Jubilee/Jubilation L.
Four times Frank & Nancy pretended to be a couple by alphabet reviews
Full title: Four times Frank and Nancy pretended to be a couple and one time they didn't . And that pretty much sums it up.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Nancy D., Frank H. - Complete
You're Still Stupid by Couver reviews
"Of course, if you die and mess up the team then I'll probably get stuck with a new idiot." Laura was positively baffled as he continued to beam at her as if she had just given him a new surfboard.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - X23, Havok/Alex M./Alex S. - Complete
Reflections 2: To Smell As Sweet by scribblemyname reviews
Rogue never tells her name.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Anna Marie/Rogue - Complete
Hugs by PoisnousPixie reviews
It was nice, but she'd never tell him that, and of course, if anyone else ever found out about the hugs, she'd deny it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Not Home by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
England is not their home. Pevensie siblings, set post-Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Bouquets and White Petals by MelonRinds reviews
Five times a boy gave Dorothy Ann flowers, and the one flower she kept. Carlos/DA oneshot.
Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2008 - [Carlos R., Dorothy Ann] - Complete
Bows and Daggers by Looly reviews
Longshot x Smellerbee They both remember the sight of a violent sky... 50 sentences on our two favorite ex- Freedom Fighters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
Just King by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
It's always the same, Edmund thinks. Whether Calormene or Archenlander, Dryad or Naiad, Talking Mouse or good giant; whenever someone meets the young Kings and Queens of Narnia, their reactions are always the same.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Shall We Flirt? by EE's Skysong reviews
Rogue sees Remy hanging around with a girl, jumps to conclusions and decides to date Bobby! Remy's too preoccupied with an offer from the Guild to set her straight, so Kitty, Kurt, and Jubilee decide to fix them back up again. Romy, Kurtty, Jubby
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
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Maybe reviews
A collection of very short drabbles. They mainly center around the females of the mansion. Please read and review.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.
The Meadow reviews
Doon has always and never been afraid of the dark.
City of Ember - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Doon H.
We Forgive and Never Give Up reviews
It took Tonks a little while to join Remus at Hogwarts on their last night, but there was never any doubt in her mind that that was where she belonged - her only regret was that she had to leave her baby behind to be there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
I'll Wait reviews
Watching a silent building for dangerous, maniacal criminals at two in the morning from a neighboring building always seemed to mess with his brain. DamianXSteph
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Stephanie B. - Complete
I'm Back, He's Not reviews
It had been so long since she had seen him. But by the time she made it back, he was gone. Set in comicsverse.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Love, Pietro reviews
Despite everything his father had done to hurt her, she was still his sister. Written for Lord Shade's Silence is Golden Challenge.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
No Surprise reviews
Written for TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba's Lyrics Over Melody Challenge. Sort of Amanda/Kurt.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Amanda S., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
The XMen Pledge reviews
Fan poem. I promise to think of the X-Men. Co-written with aecul.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Jubilee/Jubilation L., X23 - Complete
Technical Difficulties reviews
A short oneshot drabblefic. Wanda/Arnold
Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Arnold P., Wanda L. - Complete
Rogue reviews
Everyday had once felt like she was fighting a losing battle...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Happy reviews
Kurt contemplates Rogue and Remy's announcement. Romy. Sequel to News.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
News reviews
Remy asks Rogue a question. Romy; drabbleish.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Even If Death Do Us Part reviews
And now she was gone, but he still loved her. A Chase/Gert DrabbleFic. Oneshot. R/R
Runaways - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Chase S./Talkback, Gertrude Y./Arsenic] - Complete
Red reviews
All because of his darned eyes. Romy. Please Review.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Even If reviews
A collection of very short stories set to the chorus of the song Even If by ZOEgirl. Stories about all 4 hobbits. Please Review. On permanent hiatus.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete