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Joined 05-20-10, id: 2370538, Profile Updated: 02-13-14
Author has written 15 stories for Fairy Tales, Pirates of the Caribbean, Glee, Sherlock, Merlin, and Harry Potter.

lizzie, 16, london.

i don't really use this account much anymore, but you can follow me on my tumblr if you want. if there's a particular fic you'd like to see updated, message me and i'll see what i can do - but no promises.

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Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Water Hemlock by Aquamarine Stag reviews
In their youth, Odin broods on his decision to bring Loki to Asgard and the troubling situation as Loki and Thor are drawn closer to one another. b Warning: Contains Loki/Thor insinuations. If you don't like that then, by all means, don't read it./b
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Mind Palace Minotaur by Not Poignant reviews
Trauma reaches for Sherlock in odd ways, after The Great Game. It finds him in his mind palace, and destroys years of research. And Sherlock doesn't know how to fight this, or what to do when deleted memories start coming back. Asexual!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,764 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Diamond Sky Above Titanic by Seablue Eyes reviews
The year is 1912, and one angel and one demon's lives are about to change forever as they embark on the fateful maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic - and a relationship utterly forbidden by both Heaven and Hell.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,995 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Breaking of a Girl by Dragonist reviews
What they don't know will hurt her. Luna, and all the people who made her what she wasn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
A Dark and Vengeful God by DonLambert reviews
The Phantom had never had anything, and the Barber had lost everything. They realize that not only are they running from the law, but from their pasts. Is there light in the darkness for the two murderers? SLASH! Because we need more Erik/Sweeney slash.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Erik, Sweeney T.
Hallelujah by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Some wounds can't heal. Implied rape. FINALLY FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,012 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inner Angels and Guardian Demons by storytellers reviews
Because everyone has them and they make each day tragically, hilariously, hopefully unique. A/C 50 prompts, 50 segments in 5 parts. All of your favorite cliches plus a chronological storyline and some romance. What more do you want?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Threads by electricskeptic reviews
Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Lily in the Sky with Diamonds by xxanglophilexx reviews
“Do you think I can be like Lucy?” Lily asks. “From the song. I think it would be lovely. ::: Lily's favorite song lives in her life: during her childhood, her adulthood, and before and after her death. DH SPOILERS. COMPLETE. Some JPLE and hints of SSLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Draco Darling's MerryGoRound by Devilita reviews
Draco is scared of those creatures that live in the dark... No one else sees them besides him. Nonslash, I think. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
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to wear the green carnation reviews
sherlock holmes, aged fourteen, tries to come out to his family. it doesn't really go as planned.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
the last men on earth reviews
on the day the world ends, an army doctor and a consulting detective are the only human beings that remain. this does not, however, mean that they are alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
i'm not running any more reviews
/narcissa's always been good at fights./ first Harry Potter fic, set post-war. rated for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Narcissa M. - Complete
we are shining (and we'll never be afraid again) reviews
in which two former lovers are reunited one rainy afternoon in los angeles.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
a story of perhaps reviews
there's always stuff left there, inside your head. you can spend your life trying to empty it, but there are still bits that get stuck, that you can't scrape off. it's just part of the human condition, that – having bits of yourself that rot and go sour in the dark.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Merlin - Complete
how series five should have ended reviews
my prediction for what will happen in the last episode of merlin, stemming from my terror that the writers will try and cram everything into the last episode without wrapping any of it up. just a daft, cracky little oneshot in skit form.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Merlin, Arthur] Morgana, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
the calm before the storm reviews
"every play has to end eventually, and it looked like the curtains for this one had just closed. closed on the two best actors in this world, and both of them had missed their cues." irene adler finally hears about sherlock's death. post-reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Irene A., Kate - Complete
temporal reviews
sometimes sherlock holmes feels like something from another time.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
i saw it in the flights of birds reviews
"i used to dream about flying," she says, softly. she's not talking to him. she's not really talking to anyone. in fact, she doesn't know why she voiced the thought at all, and for a moment she feels so naked she wants to cover her face. but sherlock only laughs; a little mockingly, a little bitterly, because he has never dreamt of flying, and molly thinks he probably never will.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
playing with fire reviews
jim moriarty is waging war against the world, and as far as he sees it, there's little doubt who will win.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
the mistaken mutilation of a mind reviews
jim from i.t. and richard brook weren't moriarty's only personas. he can pick and choose them as he pleases, and there have been quite a few over the years - but only two have stayed with him all this time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012
monsterproofing reviews
brittany is convinced there are monsters under her bed. santana's not so sure.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
live like this reviews
brittany was ironing a new dress. it was gold, spangly, outlandish - something she'd never dare to put on in public, in case she was laughed at. it was a beautiful dress, though. brittany wanted to wear it to school, to the shops, to the dentist. she wanted to burn it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Brittany P. - Complete
may god have mercy reviews
upon the dauntless' return to port royal, james norrington is paranoid and jack sparrow is devious, clumsy and irritating – although admittedly that's nothing new.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
taming wolves reviews
wolves don't make promises.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
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