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Joined 05-20-10, id: 2370739, Profile Updated: 05-12-15
Author has written 81 stories for Criminal Minds, CSI, NCIS, Being Human, Mentalist, Doctor Who, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sherlock, House, M.D., Supernatural, and Hannibal.

I reject your reality and substitute my own


Endings are hard. Any chapped-ass monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning, but endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always gonna bitch. There's always gonna be holes. And since it's the ending, it's all supposed to add up to something. I'm telling you, they're a raging pain in the ass.
- Chuck Shurley (aka: God), Supernatural


Killing must feel good to God, too... He does it all the time, and are we not created in His image?
- Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal


You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you; he never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. It's not the worst thing that could happen.
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club


Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.
-Voltaire, Essay on Tolerance


Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me

Take me out to the black,
Tell 'em I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me

There's no place I can't be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me
-Joss Whedon, Ballad of Serenity


I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
-Elizabeth Beatrice Hall, The Friends of Voltaire


It's not who I am, but what I do that defines me
Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins


Cleaned up the page a little bit more and I am happy to announce the not-so-triumphant return of my Ramble/Rants section. Sort of. Back by popular demand (and by that I mean, like, three PMs over the course of like a year...) is my Twilight rant, along with the possibility of other ramble/rants being added as well.

Anyway, this profile is still ridiculously long, so as always, if you are only here to see my fics, scroll all the way down or hit the 'hide bio' button at the top of the page to get there faster.


A BIT ABOUT ME:

"I aim to misbehave"

Name: Rachael

Location: Night Vale

Occupation: Stressed-out college student

I love writing, reading, science fiction, Greek mythology, Batman, pizza, coffee and pretending that I'm not totally inept at everything. I'm a supporter of Equal Rights for everyone, an atheist who believes everyone has the right to believe in whatever god or gods they want, a crime procedural addict and prone to write crappy, emo poetry that no one is ever allowed to read.

I love cold weather, angst, characters with daddy issues, bittersweet endings, tragic romance, and hate-ships. I've been known to be bitchy, sarcastic, and rude, insightful, rambling, and obsessive. Sam Winchester breaks my heart into little pieces and my fondest dream is to have my very own baby Hellhound.

I have a serious soft spot for certain characters; I just want to scoop them up and protect them from the whole world and their own bad decisions. Characters like Anakin Skywalker, Dick Grayson, Spencer Reid, Prince Zuko, Dick Grayson, Steve Rogers, Will Graham, Dick Grayson, Tony Stark, Simon Tam, Willow Rosenberg, Sam Winchester, Dick Grayson, and have I mentioned Dick Grayson? Dick Grayson.

I don't dance, I sing off-key, I annoy my brother and sister because I can, I hate bad writing and would rather eat cookie dough than the actual cookies. I am a proud Ravenclaw. I hate cheesy romance and stories that promote unhealthy and abusive relationships as the Truest True Love Ever. I write to the best of my abilities and am constantly struggling to improve upon my past efforts and learn from my mistakes, numerous though they may be.


I do not believe in TOLERANCE. I believe in ACCEPTANCE. People should never have to be TOLERATED, they should be ACCEPTED.

Since I've recently had the broadness of my above statement pointed out to me, allow me to make myself clearer. I believe in equality. In everyone having a right to their beliefs and opinions. I believe in differing viewpoints living together in a sort of harmony. I'm not advocating for extremist viewpoints to be agreed with or adopted by everyone. I'm not advocating for anyone to drop their own convictions and accept someone else's. I'm certainly not going to change my convictions and beliefs for the sake of making someone else happy. I am fully supportive of everyone having their own moral beliefs.

I'm not saying that deviant and foul behavior should be accepted--I assumed that that would be implicit, but I'll make it clear: of course I don't think that murderers, rapists, or pedophiles should be accepted or even tolerated. Any behavior or belief that calls for harm or denigration of a person or persons is, of course, wrong. That's my point. People should not be hated or victimized. People have a right to be treated with respect,whether or not they share the same beliefs or lifestyle that is considered "normal".

My statement was meant to be about bigotry and prejudice. People of certain genders, sexuality, belief systems, races or ethnicity should not be treated as though they are separate from the rest of humanity and that was my sole point in making that statement about tolerance and acceptance. To me, "tolerance" implies a separation; it's allowed to exist, but it is not exactly welcome. It had negative connotations, at least to me. "Acceptance" implies that it is welcome. Differing lifestyles and opinions should be welcome, they should be considered an intrinsic part of humanity. Part of what makes humans unique is our ability to form opinions and think logically. We're not just sentient, we're sapient. Those differing ideas and beliefs are what make us human. Of course there are some exceptions; I think most of us can agree that violence against fellow human beings is wrong and I am of course not advocating for such behavior to be accepted.

But no one deserves to be treated as a second-class citizen. I believe that the world would be a much better place if people of differing viewpoints and faiths, and with differing moral convictions, could discuss and debate their opinions respectfully and openly, without having to fear attack.

Hopefully that's clear enough.


Due to recent incidents, I feel the need to make this as painfully clear as possible:

If you have something to say to me, please send me a private message--don't post your thoughts about me, my beliefs, my profile or anything that has NOTHING to do with my stories in a review. Reviews are for letting writers know what you thought of the story that they wrote, NOT for you to get on a high horse and tell someone what they need to do/should do/what you don't like about them. If you wanna complain about me, please have the decency to PM me instead of anonymously reviewing. Thank you.


My Other Sites:


AO3 FanFiction account (I've got a lot of crossovers posted on here and anything that's "explicit" will be posted here as well from now on)

http://archiveofourown.org/users/SuperWhoLockianFangirl/profile

Blog (dedicated to all things Supernatural)

http://hellsmostadorabledemon.wordpress.com/

Facebook Page (dedicated to all things fangirlishly awesome. If you like Supernatural, Doctor Who, Buffy, Sherlock, The Avengers or impossibly gorgeous men - and women - you should totally stop by and like us! I co-admin the page with my best friend Beth):

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Randomosity-By-Beth-Rachael/262873409473

Aaaand one quick plug for my awesome friend Laura (SlasherrGirl) and her fantastic blog "Ask the Geniuses" She's got the Doctor, Spencer Reid, Sam Winchester, Patrick Jane and Sherlock Holmes in the same TARDIS, travelling the universe together and some of the questions she gets are just awesome. You guys really need to check out this amazingness:

http://askthegeniuses.tumblr.com/


NOTE TO ALL READERS:

Because I've received a number of PMs asking about this, I figured it was probably a good idea to explain this on my profile. I have deleted the following stories from my account:

Haunted

Before the Storm

The Wake of Tragedy

Embracing the Future

A Place to Call Home

Invisibly Shaken

So far they are the only fics that have gotten the ax, but there is a possibility that I will delete a few others.

To anyone coming here looking for these stories, I'm sorry. I am not reposting them. Please do not ask me to email you a copy of them, either, as I will say no. There is a very, very slim chance that some of these may be rewritten in the distant future, but I am making no promises and I wouldn't hold my breath.

However, there are some translated versions of a couple of these stories floating around out there and I'm not going to ask the translators to take their versions down. If you are interested, you can find a translation of A Place to Call Home here, in French. There is also a French translation of Before the Storm available here. I really must caution you all that both of these stories are rated "M" and possibly warrant an "MA" rating. They contain torture, abuse, violence, rape and (in the case of A Place to Call Home) pedophilia. They are very triggering. Not to mention, I made several errors in researching and medical science. Please be aware that these stories are very rough and, in my opinion, nowhere near my best.

I really, really appreciate the support, comments, reviews (good and bad) that I received on these stories (and all my stories), but I couldn't let them sit the way they were. They were, frankly, not as good as I wanted them to be. I have soft spot for A Place to Call Home because it was my first real attempt at writing anything of great length and depth and it was extremely well-received, but it was riddled with errors and inconsistencies and I couldn't leave it up. Same goes for the others.

I hope this at least clears up some confusion about the disappearance of the fics.


GENERAL DISCLAIMER:

Obviously, I do not own Criminal Minds, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, NCIS, Being Human, The Mentalist, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Batman Begins/The Dark Knight, House, M.D., Supernatural, or Hannibal. Believe me, if I did you'd all be running scared from the mental depravity and the probably uncomfortable amounts of guy-on-guy sex. Honestly, I just borrow them and play with them and even though sometimes they get a bit banged up and broken, I always return them to their rightful places and owners. I do not make money off of the stories posted here and also fail to see the need for a disclaimer at all. Isn't the fact that I'm posting on a fanfiction website enough to tell you that I do not in any way own these characters?


Nominations and Awards (FanFiction(dot)net):


2010

Haunted – nominated Best Morgan/Reid Fic for Profiler's Choice Awards 2010 [STORY HAS SINCE BEEN DELETED]

Yesterday's Pain, Today's Anger – nominated Best Crossover Fic for Profiler's Choice Awards 2010

Me – nominated as Best New Author for Profiler's Choice Awards 2010

2011

Dance Lessons – nominated Best Erotica for Profiler's Choice Awards 2011

Fractured Hearts & Lullabies – nominated Best Morgan/Reid Fic for Profiler's Choice Awards 2011

Huge thanks and many, many virtual cookies to all of my amazing, splendiferous readers who nominated my fics and or me! You guys are seriously freakin' awesome and I love you! And many congrats to all of the winners!

2012

Demons Run – nominated Best Angst for Profiler's Choice Awards 2012

And huge thanks to those who nominated it! I love you guys!

2013

Of Love Songs and Old Movies - nominated Best Morgan/Reid Fic for Profiler's Choice Awards 2013

As always, thanks so much to those who nominated me!


Connected Stories:


Morgan/Reid Series:

Even a Small Degree of Hope – ONESHOT

Across the Sky in Stars – MULTI-CHAPTER

Meet the Family – MULTI-CHAPTER

His Own Hell – MULTI-CHAPTER

Claustrophobic – ONESHOT

Wedding Bells – MULTI-CHAPTER

Internal Damage – MULTI-CHAPTER

Dads For a Day – MULTI-CHAPTER

Fragments – MULTI-CHAPTER

Where the Heart Is – ONESHOT

Satan's Hollow – MULTI-CHAPTER

Demons Run - MULTI-CHAPTER

Of Love Songs and Old Movies – MULTI-CHAPTER


Sherlock/Criminal Minds:


(Note: These stories all take place in the same universe, but were NOT written in chronological order. This list, however, presents the stories in chronological order for those of you who want to read them that way. They can be read in any order you want)

An Even Match (1987)

Brotherly Love (1990)

A Reasonable Distraction (2004)

Casual Deductions (2006)

Chinks in the Armor (2007)

Interesting Friends (2010)

Even Heroes Fall (2012)

Secrets and Revelations (2012/2013)


Criminal Minds/Doctor Who:


(Note: This was going to be a large, very expanded universe. At the moment, however, I have decided that once I finish Armageddon and the prequel, He Is Risen, I will be taking a step back from these fics. I don't know if or when I'll return to them.)

Beauty, the Beast

Armageddon *In Progress*(Another Note: This story is a semi-AU version of the events that take place in the span of episodes "Utopia" – "Last of the Time Lords" and contains MAJOR spoilers. It is my take on "The Year of Hell". It is also a multi-fandom crossover that includes Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Sherlock, NCIS, The Mentalist, Supernatural and Psych characters.)

Bad Moon Rising *revised, rewritten version of "Armageddon"; currently in outline stages.*

He Is Risen *prequel to "Beauty, the Beast"; currently in outline stages*


My Writing:


Writing is a very big part of my life. It's part of who I am. I have come a long way as a writer thanks to this site and the wonderful reviewers. I take my writing very seriously. I admit that I have a long way to go and I still have plenty of things to work on, but I am a hell of a lot better than I was three years ago.

This site has really been a wonderful learning experience for me - I've branched out into different genres and challenged myself to write things I never thought I could. I've gotten wonderful advice and praise and critique and learned so much about writing. I honestly cringe thinking about some of the things I've written in the past.

I write anything from angst, to fluff, from romance to horror. I'm not above killing off characters either. Though, I will admit that character death is the one and only thing I don't warn for. That is spoilers and I don't give away spoilers. However, I will make it absolutely clear that a story is going to be dark or angsty so really, that's fair enough warning if you ask me.

I am my own worst critic. I pick apart and obsessively analyze everything I write and, frankly, I'm usually not happy with it. There are only a few stories I've written that I have total confidence in as a writer. Sometimes, I'll write something and be happy with it, but the next day I find myself reading over it and wanting to set it on fire because I hate it that much. I am rarely fully satisfied with what I write, which is why constructive criticism is so important to me; I want to know when I screwed up and how I can work to fix it.

I welcome all forms of constructive criticism. If you see something wrong with one of my stories, please don't be shy. Point it out. Rip the story to shreds if you have to, as long as you're honest and objective and not rude about it.

I'd be lying if I said that negative reviews don't affect me, but I still appreciate the reviews that point out where I went wrong. It helps me to learn to correct the mistake and not make it again. If there's some time-line screw up, the characters seem OOC, the plot is falling apart, etc. point it out. I'll gladly take any advice anyone has to offer. That's not saying I'm going to write a story a certain way because someone asks me to, of course. It's my damn story and I'll write it any way I please. I'm not writing to please everyone and I don't expect everyone to love what I write. If just a few people like it, though, I think that's pretty damn good.

What I don't appreciate, however, are reviews that have nothing to do with the story. Do not review my story to tell me you don't like me. Do not review my story to tell me you don't like my profile. Do not review my story to tell me you disagree with something I said or did. Just don't. Send me a PM if it's that fucking important to you. Reviewing my story and not saying anything about the story will piss me off. Don't do it.

I don't ask for reviews to boost the review count. I ask for reviews to get opinions. I want to know what people thought about THE STORY. Not about me. Not about my beliefs. Not about anything else, but the story.

If you want to leave a comment about something I said in an A/N, that's totally fine, but if there is nothing in your review pertaining to the actual story then please just send me a PM. It'll make me a lot less cranky, I can tell you that much.

But I do ask, if you read my stories, drop me a review. I try to review every story I read (and I'm doing much better at that lately) and I would appreciate any thoughts you have on my writing. I don't care if it's one or two words. I don't even care if you just want me to update - at least then I'll know you're interested in the story. Just leave me a comment or two if you read my stuff. It will be greatly appreciated.

While on the subject of reviews, I'd like to thank everyone who does review my fics. I try to reply to reviews, but real life and busy schedules and things sometimes get in the way. Just know that even if I don't send you a PM thanking you, I read the review and I appreciate it and, really, thank you so much for taking the time to let me know your thoughts!

Also, please note:

I will ALWAYS put warnings in my summary and my Author's Note. You will never be left wondering. If a story has slash, rape, drugs, foul language, violence, is total crack, etc. I will warn you ahead of time so if you read it, it's your own damn fault.

I will NEVER write MPreg. It's totally cool if you're into that sort of thing, but I'm not. I don't like it. It's very, very rarely written to any degree of actual readability. I've read maybe two MPreg stories that I actually enjoyed--because the quality of writing was astounding and because they actually explained why the hell a man was pregnant. I don't read it often and I won't write it.

I will NEVER write incest. It's disgusting. No incest pairing is okay with me. I do not read it, I will not write it. If you enjoy it, cool. But don't expect it from me. Unless it's canon (which has happened), incest seriously bothers me. Actually, even canonical incest squicks me out... This is a complicated issue for me. I'm not saying it's wrong to write incest though, merely saying that it really, really grosses me out.

I will NEVER write RPF (Real Person Fanfiction). It feels incredibly invasive to me. Writing about fictional characters is one thing, but to write smut about two people who are actually real just feels like taking things too far. It's like some horrible invasion of privacy. If I were a celebrity and discovered people writing fanfiction about me, I would be horribly uncomfortable. If you want to write it that's your prerogative, but honestly, it makes me so uncomfortable.

I will NEVER abandon a story without due cause and warning. I have only ever abandoned one story and I am still working on getting that story back in publication shape.

I will read every single review I get. I love reviews, good or bad. As long as they aren't unnecessarily rude or inflammatory, I encourage and accept them with open arms.


Fandoms:


(Fandoms I have written for are in bold; fandoms I've only read for are in italics.)

Criminal Minds – My first fandom and the one that I write the most for because of one wonderful, amazing character named Spencer Reid and the sexy beyond comprehension actor who plays him, Matthew Gray Gubler. *sighs* I am in love. This show is such fun to write for and I love it with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. Recent shake-ups in cast and all the ridiculous squabbling have left me a bit annoyed at some of the fans, not to mention my waning interest after season 9 (which I loved, just to be clear). I still adore this show, but I'm gradually feeling myself moving away from it.

Batman Begins/The Dark Knight – I absolutely love the "Nolanverse" (especially Heath Ledger's Joker, may he rest in peace). There are some fabulous fics on here for this fandom and I'm considering possibly writing a few for it myself. It's very tempting; I love the whole Joker/Batman dichotomy and would probably have way too much fun exploring that myself. But for now, I'm merely writing crossovers.

The Mentalist – I've written a few fics and crossovers for this one. It's an amazing show and I adore Patrick Jane to bits. He's such a complicated, dark, interesting character. And Simon Baker isn't bad to look at either :P Plus, he's one heck of an actor to pull of Jane's character so flawlessly that I can *feel* the emotions he's feeling. It's terrifying. Unfortunately, I had a falling out with the show after the reveal of Red John and the very anticlimatic takedown that followed. I've watched a few post-Red John episodes and they are just... not the same. I am sorely disappointed, but at least I still have the earlier seasons to love...

Harry Potter – I was at first hesitant to read HP fics, because JK Rowling's work is just so brilliant I didn't want to soil it. But the author's on here come up with some pretty interesting (and often twisted) plots and new spins of the characters that I'd never consider. I really hope to eventually write a fic for this.

Iron Man: Armored Adventures – I only read in this fandom, but there are a few ideas I've got tucked away (mostly exploring the whole Tony/Gene relationship). Maybe I'll write them someday, maybe I won't. All I know is that I love this show and there are some very good fics on here. I honestly haven't watched much past the return of Howard Stark, but that's mostly because I haven't had the chance. I'm woefully behind and also very unsure of my feelings on his ressurection anyway... Still. This is a great show.

Doctor Who – This is, without a doubt, the single greatest Science Fiction television show in existence. Seriously, I'm incredibly obsessed with the show and I have lots of ideas for fics. The Doctor is such a complex character and the show has such an amazing cast of characters rotating through it and the morals and messages are generally fantastic as well. I'm actually surprised to say this, but I believe 12 may have replaced 10 as my favorite Revival Era Doctor. (I'm still slowly making my through the Classic Era, but 1 and 7 are my favorites of what I've seen.) I'm not especially fond of any Doctor/companion romance and not a huge fan of Rose Tyler from series 2 onward... Donna and Rory will forever be my favorite companions.

Star Wars - I have some vague ideas of vagueness about potential fics for this universe, but mostly I spend my time scrolling through the archives to find new fics to read. I'm a fan of pretty much anything to do with Anakin/Vader and Luke's relationship--like I said, I'm a sucker for a guy with daddy issues and angst is my crack. I also love Han/Leia stories and Han/Luke friendship fics. I don't reach much EU-specific fics, except a few things with Mara Jade. I'm also a big fan of the Clone Wars era and adore Ahsoka Tano to bits. I am fairly ignorant when it comes to the EU--same goes to the DW EU as well, actually--but I do intend to get better acquanited with it. Given it's very dubious canonocity, however, I'm not in a huge hurry to do so.

Psych – Another amazing crime/drama, Shawn is HILARIOUS. Right now I'm just reading, the only thing I've written for it are the scenes in Armageddon, but I do want to start writing more for this fandom as well. Probably angsty stuff. And Shassie. (What? I TOLD you I watched TV with my slash goggles on, jeez!)

Torchwood – I started watching TW because of DW, obviously, but I haven't watched passed Children of Earth. Not even sure if I *will* because CoE was painful. Beyond painful, really. The only thing I've written for it are in Armageddon during the Year that Never Was, but I do have ideas. Right now, I'm just an incredibly nerdy fangirl, which isn't really all that surprising given my massive obsession with Doctor Who and my incredible love of Captain Jack Harkness ;)

Sherlock – Oh Laura, where would I be without you? Possibly far saner than I am at this moment. But then I'd also have probably never gotten to see the most epic Sherlock Holmes in existence. I *love* this show and the characters and just everything about it. Sherlock and John BELONG together, Mrs. Hudson is awesome, Moriarty and the Master could totally take over the world and… I am in love.

House– The only medical drama I watch apart from "Scrubs" if that tells you anything. I adore House and I love Wilson and the fact that the characters are all human beings who make mistakes and sometimes regret them, sometimes don't. The show is amazing and I love it and there is only one character I have any real issue with and that's Cameron.

Supernatural – This show... I will make my friends Laura and Beth pay for ever MENTIONING this show to me. Especially Beth, because she talked about it for years before I finally decided to watch it. And now my heart has been broken and rebroken and shattered and set on fire and... It's holding on by a thread right now. I'm dead inside. But I can't stop watching it. It's amazing. Yet terrible. Supernatural is the murderer of fangirls and I am emotionally dead inside.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe – Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, The Hulk, Guardians of the Galaxy... I've sort of become enamored with the new movies. I haven't picked up a comic book in years but I still have a strange obsession with superheroes. Especially Marvel (Batman is pretty much the only DC hero I like) and, well, Joss Whedon is involved so of course it's awesome. I love pretty much everything about these films; they are epic.

Merlin– Because Laura can't seem to stop getting me sucked into new fandoms... I'm in love with Colin Morgan and Bradley James. Thanks Laura, thanks so much. Merlin finished the job of shattering my soul that all those other awful fandoms started so long ago. So thanks BBC, you seriously fucked up my life.

Elementary- I was extremely pessimistic about this modern Sherlock Holmes crime/drama. However, in the name of fairness I gave the show a chance and actually love it. It's (thankfully) not a carbon-copy of "Sherlock" and the two shows are two very different types of shows. While I still maintain that the show would've been far more interesting had they cast Sherlock as a woman as well, Lucy Liu is fantastic as Watson and Jonny Lee Miller's Sherlock Holmes is very different from Benedict Cumberbatch's while still maintaining the same personality of the original Holmes.

Hannibal – I am severely in love with this show. I have scoured fanfic archives to feed my very unhealthy obsession with it. I was, I admit, a teeny bit skeptical at first, but holy hell is this show fantastic. I can’t even put it into words properly, but it’s just so fucking awesome. The movies were awesome and Red Dragon is a wonderful book and now this seriously amazing TV show happens and… I’m a bit light-headed from the amazingness. I've written several fics for this fandom, but all are posted on my AO3 account rather than here.

Firefly - I finally broke down and watched this show. I had been safely avoiding it for years because I knew that it had been canceled after about half a season and I would be very upset once I'd watched it all. But then my brother bought me the DVDs... I am very upset. Damn it, how could FOX cancel such a fucking fantastic show?! It is not fair! I want more! I just know that if Joss Whedon had been able to continue the series it would have been fantastical. Hell, it is fantastical and there are only fourteen episodes and a film! I want more!!


Thoughts on…

The Twilight Saga

I’m sure some of you remember my very long rants about Twilight. Well, this is probably going to be another long discussion about the series as a whole and my opinions on it all. Hopefully, though, a little shorter and better organized. Before I get started I need to state this as clearly as possible:

DISCLAIMER: These are my opinions on Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga and only mine. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, both positive and negative. While I have nothing but contempt and loathing for the series, I understand that there are fans and that my opinion is not the only one. I’m not telling anyone what to think; I’m merely stating my own grievances against what I believe is a horrible stain on Young Adult literature.

I have read and re-read nearly everything that Stephenie Meyer has written – Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, The Host, the outtakes and extras on her site, and the short story she wrote for Prom Nights from Hell. I've read Meyer’s “story behind the story” explanations for Twilight and New Moon. I've read several interviews she’s done; I've watched some interviews she’s done; I've read analysis and recaps of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner; I've read large portions of The Official Illustrated Guide to Twilight and I've read extensive analysis and recapping of it as well. I've seen the film adaptations of Twilight and New Moon and have watched clips from Eclipse and Breaking Dawn (yes, I most certainly did watch the infamous birth scene). I have even read the FAQs section for each book on her site.

As such, my opinions are not misinformed. I have a very good understanding of Meyer’s characters and her canon. I have a very good understanding of Meyer’s intentions when writing this series and I have an extremely good understanding of her writing style. I’m not saying I’m an expert, but I am certainly not just some random Anti-Fan hating on Meyer or Twilight simply because I can. I have read and watched a lot of this stuff. I have broken it down and read many different analyses on the series. I know what I’m talking about and can back up my claims textually. I don’t condone anyone, at all, saying anything about the series or Meyer’s writing unless they have read the books themselves. If you haven’t read the books, you've got no reason to hate anything except the hype. Even just seeing the movies doesn't give you a good grasp on Meyer’s writing, even if you want to say that the story sucked.

Personally, I think that Stephenie Meyer is a juvenile, arrogant twit. She seems to be under the impression that her series is the Be All, End All of epic romance and has continuously misunderstood the point of several classic pieces of literature—most infamously Romeo and Juliet. She is, in my opinion, just as annoying, whiny and conceited as her character—and obvious self-insert—Isabella Swan. However, this is not about Meyer personally or my opinions on Meyer as a person. This is about my opinions on Meyer as a writer and that’s a very different thing.

As a writer, I think Stephenie Meyer, to put it bluntly, sucks. She has no grasp on how to tell an interesting story; her characters are flat and uninteresting—not to mention horrible—and her writing is shallow and often contradictory. If I may quote Stephen King, Meyer “can’t write worth a darn,”.

But I can’t just say that and leave it at that. I feel the need to explain myself and my opinions. So let’s get started. Here are my grievances against Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga.

THE PLOT:

(or lack thereof)

Twilight: Literally nothing happens for the vast majority of this book. Bella moves to Forks, meets Edward and a few chapters later has declared herself irrevocably in love with him. Oh and Edward’s a vampire who wants to eat her, but that’s apparently irrelevant to their True Love. They continue merrily on their way like that—with Edward occasionally interjecting the odd ‘I’m dangerous’ warning just because—until the very end of the book. Three random vampires arrive and one of them—James— decides he wants to eat Bella.

Edward flips his shit. James and his girlfriend start hunting Bella, sort of. The Cullens are complete morons who can’t figure out that seven is greater than two and Bella runs away because Edward refuses to fight. James finds them, tricks Bella (because she’s a moron) and Jasper and Emmett kill James while Edward does the impossible and sucks the already spreading venom out of Bella’s hand. Everything is fine, except that Bella now wants to be a vampire and Edward—for no real reason—says he will never turn her. Prom happens. The End.

New Moon: Arguably the most pointless book in the entire series. Bella turns eighteen and whines about it forever. The Cullens throw her a party—none of her friends or family are included because they’re icky humans—and she gets a tiny paper cut opening a gift, which sets off blood-crazy Jasper. Never mind that Jasper was fine being next to Bella while she was bleeding out in Twilight. Edward freaks out and decides to force his entire family to leave to keep Bella safe without talking to Bella or giving her any choice in the matter at all. He lies and says he doesn’t love her. We then get endless pages of Bella bitching and whining because Edward doesn’t love her anymore. Because Bella is an idiot, as I said, and honestly believed him when he told her that.

Bella is apparently in a coma for four months—no, seriously. There are FOUR BLANK PAGES in the book to show this—and eventually develops a disturbing habit of trying to kill herself so that she can hear Edward’s voice in her head. She starts using Jacob Black for this purpose and Jacob begins to fall for Bella. Bella, meanwhile, continues lying to and callously manipulating Jacob for her own personal gain. Jacob turns into a werewolf and avoids Bella because of this and Bella then transforms into Creepy Codependent Stalker and refuses to leave Jacob alone.

Eventually Jacob tells her the truth and Bella goes back to lying and manipulating as per usual. She then attempts to kill herself by jumping off a cliff and Jacob saves her (and NO, I am not joking. She jumped, started drowning, and did NOTHING AT ALL to fight it. She even flat out stated that she was ready to die because Edward was gone. Don’t try to bullshit me, Meyer!). Alice shows up and Bella forgets all about werewolves and Jacob. Through a series of idiotic, improbable events Edward learns about Bella’s suicide attempt and thinks it was successful and so decides to kill himself. Alice and Bella hop on a plane and through the magic of stupidity reach Italy JUST IN TIME to stop Edward from sparkling at people, which would (somehow) reveal the existence of vampires and thus cause the Volturi (vampire leaders) to kill him.

The Volturi tell Edward he must turn Bella, or else. But he can do it at his earliest convenience. No rush or anything. Bella once again cons and manipulates people, this time Edward and the Cullens, and they all agree to turn her into a vampire. Except Edward. For no reason, again. (He SAYS it’s her ‘soul’, but that quickly gets thrown out and forgotten so I’m ignoring it.) Edward proposes marriage; Bella freaks out and says no. Jacob is angsty and sad because Edward’s back. The End.

Before I go on to Eclipse, I want to pause here to bring up a few things about this book.

1) Meyer very obviously meant for New Moon to be a literary parallel to Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. She even mentions it several times in-text. Now, I’m not an expert on Shakespeare, but I have read Romeo and Juliet—it IS required reading for Freshmen in high school, after all—and I’ve seen film adaptations and I know the story. And I have to say Meyer completely missed the point of that play. R&J is not about True Love at all. It is not about romanticizing suicide—which is sickening and exactly what Meyer does in NM. R&J is about a stupid, horny teenage boy and a stupid, naïve teenage girl who mistook Lust for Love and caused a whole lot of people pain and eventually killed themselves in dramatic and stupid ways. It isn’t romance. It isn’t an epic, beautiful story of True Love. Meyer clearly believes that it IS.

2) This book had no plot. None. It was, according to Meyer, the book where Jacob went from a plot device—which he was in Twilight—to a full-on Love Interest. Except that doesn’t happen because Bella never falls in love with Jacob. Jacob is and always was Bella’s second choice. The guy she’d settle for if Edward wasn’t there. And even with Edward gone, most of Bella’s thoughts revolved around him. Her actions—the dangerous stunts she pulled to hallucinate and her manipulation of Jacob to get that fix—clearly indicate that she was refusing to get over Edward. Nothing of any note happened here except Jacob turning into a werewolf. This book could have been cut down to a third of its size and combined with the next one and would’ve been much better.

3) One thing I didn’t mention in the summary was Victoria, James’s vengeful mate. I didn’t mention her because she was not present and had little purpose except to be an invisible threat. She was not scary, she was not interesting, and she was not even there. The main villain had so little impact on the story that I decided not to mention her at all and nothing about the plot summary changed. That’s sad.

Now, onwards.

Eclipse: Oh boy. This book… well. Let’s just say it’s the book that really made me hate pretty much everyone in this series.

Jacob is no longer speaking to Bella because she’s back with Edward. It’s not because he realized she was a lying bitch who manipulated him for months, though. He doesn’t hate or blame Bella for that at all. He’s just upset that Bella’s dating that douche bag Cullen.

Ostensibly, the plot of this book is that Victoria, in her quest for revenge, decided to build an army of newborn vampires to punch through the Cullen’s defenses and get to Bella. Victoria’s efforts to create this army are evident in a string of brutal, violent murders and disappearances in Seattle that are holding the city in terror.

These murders are literally brought up in the very first chapter of the book and Edward very pointedly informs Bella that the thing killing people is a newborn vampire who is out of control. Then everyone promptly ignores it. And this keeps happening. The murders are mentioned in passing and then forgotten. A vampire—unknown to the Cullens or the werewolves—breaks into Bella’s room and steals a shirt. This is promptly forgotten. The plot is right there, staring at them all, and is completely ignored. Worse still, the Cullens eventually figure out that it’s more than one newborn in Seattle and still ignore it. They speculate, they discuss, and then forget about. At least, until the threat is clearly against them. They seriously do not lift a finger or even bother until they realize that Bella and their family are the targets. They don’t even pass this information along to the werewolves—who are supposed to be the vampire killers—until it’s too late to do anything except wait for the army to attack them.

This book had a plot, but it was completely ignored. It was pushed into the background and deliberately forgotten in favor of focusing on how Jacob suddenly turned into a giant dick—because, you see, he’s a Love Interest now and cannot remain the mostly-decent teenager he was before—and how infuriatingly abusive and controlling Edward was in his refusal to let Bella do anything he didn’t want her to do.

Edward really ramped up the creepy in this book and Jacob just went full-on passive-aggressive sexual predator. He sexually assaults Bella twice. And don’t say he doesn’t—he forcibly kisses her once and laughs when she tries to fight him off, and then he emotionally manipulates and blackmails her into kissing him a second time toward the end of the book. He says things like “you totally liked it” and “you love me deep down” to excuse it, which is disgusting and VICTIM BLAMING. But that’s another rant. The army shows up and the Cullens and werewolves team up to fight it—it’s an easy win and a quick fight that we NEVER SEE because Bella isn’t there. Meyer doesn’t write action, you see.

Edward quickly and easily kills Victoria, and Bella stands around like an idiot. Bella and Edward literally negotiate a deal in which they will get married, as Edward wants, so long as they have sex, as Bella wants, and he can give her cars and money, as he wants, and he will turn her, as she wants. It really is that emotionless and makes me think of prostitution. Edward’s a giant dick and sends Jacob an invitation to the wedding to gloat about the fact that he got the chick. Jacob is an angsty little bitch. The End.

Breaking Dawn: Ah, this book. This book is easily the most infamous in the series, and with very good reason. It’s awful. It’s pointless. It’s anti-climatic. It’s disgusting. It’s as horribly written as the others and it’s ridiculous and infuriating at the same time.

Bella and Edward get married and go off on their honeymoon on the private Island that Carlisle bought for Esme for apparently no reason since they don’t use it. Bella and Edward have sex (and it is Beautiful and Magical and Better Than Your Filthy Sex) and Bella immediately becomes pregnant with the demon spawn.

The pregnancy is obviously abnormal and freakishly accelerated. Edward freaks out and wants Bella to get rid of it, but Bella is just so in love with the Spawn that she enlists Rosalie’s help to protect it. Which is kind of terrifying because she seriously expected Edward for force her to have an abortion in spite of her wishes—even worse is that she was right. Edward was going to force her to abort the pregnancy with Carlisle’s help until Rosalie stepped in to protect her. Jacob was also on board for the whole “strap her down and force her to get rid of it” plan. That’s just… No. I'm not even going to bother pointing out how sick and vile that is.

Then we skip over to Jacob’s POV and he spends over two hundred pages whining because he didn’t get Bella and it’s awful and stupid and annoying. Bella has the Spawn and Jacob imprints on it. Which is sickening and disgusting and vile and a lot of other words that mean horrible. Then we switch back over to Bella’s POV. Bella is a vampire now and has zero problems with blood-lust or thirst or anything because she’s Just That Awesome. There are hundreds of pages of NOTHING happening.

Bella just keep talking and talking and never shuts up. Alice has a vision of the Volturi showing up to kill the Spawn. Alice and Jasper leave and Alice tells NO ONE her plan because she’s an overly dramatic little twit. The Cullens spends months gathering vampires to their side while the Volturi very, very slowly make their way to Forks—seriously. Why does it take them an entire month to get there? They stand around and do NOTHING and Bella angsts and whines and moans and WILL NOT SHUT UP for the entire time.

The Volturi show up. Bella develops even more awesome abilities and then Alice returns with another half-vampire kid to prove that the Spawn isn’t dangerous or an illegal immortal child. The Volturi leave and there is no fight, in spite of the fact that the Volturi are supposed to be EEEVIL and Aro wants to wipe out the Cullens—except Alice, Edward and probably Bella—because Reasons. Because, again, Meyer doesn’t write action. They all live happily ever after. I threw up in my mouth. The End.

So, you see, what little plot there was in this series was contrived, stupid, random and/or entirely sickening. Meyer told us a story about a bratty, entitled seventeen year old girl who met a vampire and saw her ticket to sparkly, rich immortality and latched onto him and his family. In the end, she gets everything she ever wanted and sacrificed nothing at all. Bella never cared about anyone other than herself, in spite of the many times she claimed she did. She only ever mentioned other people’s problems in relation to her and how they made her feel. There is no real conflict in this series except the contrived and the stupid and most of it could have been solved quickly if the characters weren’t complete morons or if anyone had, at any point, ever heard of a damn cell phone.

THE CHARACTERS:

Isabella “Bella” Swan: Bella is one of the most self-centered, shallow people I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading about. She tries to sound deep and mature, but she fails horribly. She constantly makes judgments based on physical appearance and her entire worth is tied into her beauty and her (false) lack thereof. She is a pathological liar—often she will lie for NO REASON. She says she’s a bad liar and says she hates lying, but does it ALL THE TIME. She is also condescending and bratty—she throws tantrums when she doesn’t get her way; she talks down about her parents and school mates and snottily mentions how Oh So Mature she is at every available opportunity.

She is, in a word, FAKE. Everything about Bella Swan is false. She constantly fakes her emotions and spews lies at every turn. She says one thing and thinks another. She claims she doesn’t love Edward for his beauty, but his beauty the thing she constantly emphasizes. She is manipulative and cold and sometimes downright terrifying. Especially in NM, where she went from slightly obsessive in her “love” of Edward to full-on serial killer levels of obsession in her determination and wish to be a vampire so that he couldn’t ever run away again. Not to mention her sickening obsession with Jacob and her manipulation of him. Bella Swan is a sick, twisted, selfish individual and I, quite frankly, HATE HER.

Edward Cullen: If Bella was sick, Edward is worse. Where Bella is emotionally abusive, obsessive and manipulative, Edward is all those things and then some. Edward says he loves Bella and claims he cares about her well-being, but he doesn’t have the decency to do the one thing he should to keep her safe: STAY AWAY FROM HER. He knows he should, but doesn’t care. He decides he is going to do what he wants, no matter the cost to Bella—and don’t say he doesn’t. That’s taken right from his own mouth in Twilight, and in Midnight Sun we get it confirmed from his thoughts.

Edward is also completely psychotic. He has killed HUNDREDS of people and does not feel bad. He ran off and killed people for a few years and feels little to no remorse for this. He says he was killing “bad” people and being a vigilante, but that DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER. It’s never okay to play God. It’s never okay to decide who lives and who dies. It’s wrong, Meyer, and you can’t excuse it because Edward was only killing “bad” guys. He was doing it because he wanted to eat people. He wasn’t doing it to save people or to try and make the best of his vampire situation. He’d been a vampire for ten years when he ran off—he was just tired of Carlisle telling him what to do and ran off to KILL PEOPLE. Because he WANTED TO. Do you know who else killed and ate people he deemed “bad”, Meyer? Dr. Hannibal Lecter! That’s sick. That’s wrong.

And that’s not even bringing in Edward’s controlling behavior. He made sure he had control over every aspect of Bella’s life. To when and where she lost her virginity, to what car she drove, to who she could hang out with. Plus, he’s an asshole. He’s rude and condescending and holds humanity in contempt and thinks that he is the most awesome thing ever. He’s as arrogant and egotistical as Bella. I loathe him with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Jacob Black: In Twilight Jacob is hardly worth mentioning. Meyer herself has admitted that Jacob was originally nothing more than a device for Bella to find out about vampires. In New Moon he was supposed to be a Love Interest, but he wasn’t. What he was, however, was a mostly decent teenage boy who had a crush on Bella and was usually sweet and sometimes funny. He had a few moments of douche bag behavior—that trip to the movies with Bella, Jacob and Mike, anyone?—and seemed incredibly dense given how he didn’t see Bella’s lies and manipulation for what they were, but for the most part he was okay. Nothing special.

In Eclipse, Jacob suffers massive character assassination. He stops being that mostly decent teenage guy and is suddenly a cocky dick with a penchant for emotional manipulation, blackmail, and sexual assault. He only gets worse by Breaking Dawn. In BD he is whiny, angsty, self-absorbed and awful. By the end of it all Jacob has been turned into another version of Edward—he’s a jerk, he’s selfish, he doesn’t view Bella as a person and he’s eager to KILL Edward. And he doesn’t want to murder him because Edward’s a psychotic vampire, but because Edward got Bella. He claims he loves Bella, but he is only interested in one thing: sex. Much like Edward only being interested in controlling Bella, Jacob has no other interest in her. She is a prize to be won. I hate him, too.

Carlisle Cullen: Now this is an interesting conundrum. According to Meyer, Carlisle’s Super Awesome Vampire Power is his compassion and love of humanity. This is apparently supremely rare for Sparklepyres. Carlisle is the ONLY Cullen to have never killed anyone and he’s also never consumed human blood. He’s also a doctor and puts aside his burning thirst to help people and save lives. When I put it like that, Carlisle sounds damn near saintly, doesn’t he? Too bad it’s bullshit.

Carlisle is probably one of the creepiest Cullens, right behind Edward. Or maybe even in front of him… Carlisle spent a long time living with the Volturi and Word of God says he admired their “civility”. Need I remind you that the Volturi were EEEVIL and also ate people? Yeah, Carlisle ADMIRED them. Not only that, but Carlisle is friends with a whole lot of people-eating vampires and he turns a blind eye to it. We’re talking about MURDER here, guys. He just ignores it and the only restriction he gives is that they not feed near Forks because that would expose the Cullens.

That’s an awful, selfish reason to ask that, first off, and second off: IF HE’S SO COMPASSIONATE AND LOVES HUMANS SO DAMN MUCH WHY DOESN’T HE INSIST THAT WHILE THEY’RE IN FORKS THEY ONLY EAT ANIMALS?! Eating animals instead of humans is not a big sacrifice, despite what Meyer claims. It’s “unappealing” to vampires—and that’s Word of God straight out of the Guide. Basically it’s like eating broccoli instead of eating cake. You can’t expect me to think Carlisle is awesome for eating his broccoli, Meyer. That’s idiotic.

But Carlisle’s creepy goes deeper because Carlisle got lonely. He apparently wanted a companion and what does he do? He finds this seventeen year old boy who is DYING and he turns him into a vampire because his mother—delirious from fever and dying herself—begged him to do everything he could to save her son. That was Edward. Then he finds Esme, who had thrown herself off a cliff and clearly wanted to DIE, because her baby died. He changed her as well—WITHOUT HER CONSENT AND CLEARLY AGAINST HER WISHES. Worst of all is Rosalie. He found her beaten and savagely raped, dying in the street and thought “She’s so beautiful! I can’t let such beauty go to waste! Maybe Edward will take her as a girlfriend!” and changed her, once more without her consent and against her will. He changed Emmett because Rosalie wanted to save him and Carlisle hoped Emmett would make up for the fact that he ruined Rosalie’s life.

Carlisle never once asked for permission. He never explained what he was doing. He picked dying people—two of whom had been through severe emotional trauma on top of the physical trauma—and turned them into monsters WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT. Because he was lonely. Carlisle is a twisted, sick, fucked up individual and I despise him. He makes me want to puke.

Esme Cullen: Is not worth mentioning. She has very few lines, does nothing but act motherly and be demure and prim and proper. She’s pointless and hardly featured at all.

Emmett Cullen: I’ll be honest, guys, I like Emmett. I think Emmett is awesome. I think he’s funny and interesting and his approach to life is pretty fantastically epic. He likes cars and sports and sex and he isn’t afraid to admit it. He’s bold and loud and, really, one of the smartest Cullens—he’s the one who keeps suggesting they just fight the vampires in Seattle; he’s the one who suggested they fight James and Victoria head on in Twilight and he is utterly unconcerned about the Volturi and their threats. Emmett is Awesome.

Rosalie Hale-Cullen: Rosalie is a tricky one. On one hand, she is tirelessly vilified by Meyer in the books. She’s put down for being blonde and bitchy and shallow—in spite of the fact that Bella is the shallowest bitch in the whole series—and we’re clearly not supposed to like her. She’s got an awful back-story—the aforementioned beating and gang-rape that killed her—but it felt like just an awful plot device. Which is WRONG. You do not use rape that way. Meyer never once tried to think of how the attack on Rosalie would have affected her character.

To make it worse, Rosalie goes through so many character transformations it’s not even funny. She’s bitchy and shallow and hates Bella and wants to kill her in Twilight and Midnight Sun. In New Moon she’s (somehow) vindictive and bratty for telling Edward about Bella’s death (even though that whole situation was ALICE AND EDWARD’S FAULT and had nothing to do with Rosalie at all). In Eclipse she’s still shallow, but now she hates Bella because Bella has a womb that can make babies and she wants babies. In Breaking Dawn she’s motherly and protective—in a terrifying way—of the Spawn and still baby obsessed. By the end of BD she has been utterly reformed and now loves Bella and is her BFF because… I dunno... Bella had the Spawn? Her character makes little sense at all.

However, I LIKE Rose. I can see the potential for how amazing her character could be in the hands of a better writer and I like her. We have wonderful moments of characterization for her that make me want to know more. She likes working on cars and isn’t afraid of her sexuality and owns her beauty and is blunt and opinionated and everything Meyer thinks women shouldn’t be. If she’d been developed properly and her story had been given the right attention she could have been epic.

Alice Cullen: Alice is a female version of Edward. She’s pushy, self-centered, bratty and completely uncaring about other people’s feelings. She throws tantrums when she doesn’t get her way; she is emotionally manipulative; she wants everything to be about HER. She’s one of the most wasteful creatures I’ve ever seen and flaunts her money and fancy clothes like nobody’s business. She is a fake, whiny little bitch. She’s pretty much all the worst parts of Edward and Bella combined into one tiny, falsely cheerful THING. I can’t stand her. She’s all happy and twirling and dancing and giggling and completely annoying in a way that makes her more irritating than Edward. Not to mention her STUPID power that makes no sense and only works when the plot demands it.

Jasper Hale: *starts to talk* *stops* *starts again* *stops* *drumming fingers* *sighing heavily* Okay. This is… difficult. First, let me explain what Meyer wanted Jasper to be: Jasper is supposed to be the Cullen with the most trouble reining in his blood-lust. He’s got to work hard to stay on the All-Animal diet. Word of God says he pretty much only does it for Alice and doesn’t care that much for the other Cullens. Jasper is supposed to be thought highly of for his struggle and for doing oh-so-well in not murdering people. He’s supposed to be one of the Good Guys. He’s a hero. *drums fingers* *shakes head* Jasper is not a hero.

Jasper is the creepiest Cullen (aside from the Spawn). His answer to most problems is to kill people. He uses his power—which is LITERALLY to twist people’s emotions into what he wants—even when he doesn’t need to and in Bree Tanner he was clearly using them to try and manipulate the situation so that he could KILL Bree. Jasper is psychotic. He is terrifying. He’s fucking creepy. He would make an excellent villain and thus, I love him. I know I shouldn’t, because Meyer clearly intended for Jasper to be a GOOD GUY. But he is so creepy, so horrifying and so downright sadistic that all I can see when I look at Jasper is the guy who should’ve been the series’ villain. Jasper and Alice working together as the villains would have made so much sense and would’ve been a far more interesting story than what we got. I honestly do not understand how Stephenie Meyer wrote Jasper Hale and seriously expected us to view him as one of the heroes.

Renesmee “Nessie” Cullen: Nessie is Bella and Edward’s Spawn. She is Perfect with a capital P. She was born with a fully aware, adult mind. She grows at a rapid rate, and will stop growing once she’s about seventeen years old in PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. She will be approximately seven years old at this point. She will then never age again. She is Smarter Than You, Prettier Than You, Better Than You and she has creepy mind-rape powers in which she can literally shove her thoughts into your mind with just a touch. She is so beautiful and wonderful and perfect that she’s in the Uncanny Valley. The only defense against the Spawn is to KILL IT WITH FIRE. She has no personality. She exists only as a creepy little plot device and may as well have been a sparkly rock for all the difference it makes. I’m convinced this thing is the Anti-Christ. For the sake of humanity, it needs to die.

The Werewolves: Yeah, I’m not doing individual spots for them all because, for the most part, they’re all interchangeable and useless in the text. Meyer clearly did not care much about the wolves. Aside from a few select scenes, the werewolves don’t get much screen time and sometimes I wonder why they were even included in the story. Meyer is very obviously biased and in fact often downright racist with the wolves. I really have nothing to say about them outside of Jacob and Leah and Seth. Yeah, not even Sam gets his own spot here.

Leah Clearwater: Since I mentioned her, I may as well bring Leah into play. I LOVE Leah. Leah is badass. She is a woman who had her entire life turned upside and stolen from her. Her fiancé runs off with her cousin – who was like a sister to her – with no explanation. Then she is turned into a werewolf IN FRONT OF HER FATHER according to the Guide. Her transformation shocked her dad so much that he had a heart attack and DIED and this also caused her little brother, Seth, to spontaneously transform into a werewolf as well. She discovers that she no longer has her period and is therefore infertile. She has to be around her ex-fiancé and cousin ALL THE TIME and was actually IN THEIR WEDDING. Her life is completely destroyed and everyone – and I do mean EVERYONE – treats this girl like shit. They think she should just get over it. She shouldn’t be upset and bitter. She should just MOVE ON because clearly Sam and Emily didn’t mean to hurt her and all that awful stuff that happened isn’t really that important. EVERYONE treats Leah like shit and she does relatively little to deserve it except retaliate for their awfulness. She is one of the few characters to tell Bella what an awful, manipulative bitch she is. She’s a strong, kickass, powerful woman. I LOVE Leah.

Seth Clearwater: Seth is Leah’s little brother. I’ll be honest guys, I like Seth. I think he was cute and funny. HOWEVER, even Seth treats Leah like shit, which is doubly awful considering she 1) Is his sister, and 2) Does nothing but try and look out for him and take care of him. Seth is really awful to Leah a lot of the time – nothing unique to the books, but it stands out because they’re siblings. If it hadn’t been for how Leah’s treated by everyone else I would have just brushed aside most of it as sibling arguing. I know how siblings act around each other – I’m the oldest of three kids and have both a little brother and a little sister. I know arguments happen, teasing happens and that sometimes siblings can be downright cruel. It wouldn’t bother me so much, honest, if Leah weren’t the character that EVERYONE shits on. It wouldn’t bother me so much if Seth and Leah’s father hadn’t just died a few months prior. Since all of that is true, though, all I can say is that Seth needed a good slap in the face several times for how unappreciative he was of Leah and her efforts to watch out for him. I also loathed the purpose of Seth in-story as well. Meyer used Seth as the werewolf who got over his “unreasonable” prejudice against the supposedly Saint-Like Cullens and Seth is a serious kiss-ass. He does a whole lot of talking about how awesome the Cullens – most especially Edward – are. It’s disgusting and I hate that.

Charlie Swan: The much-abused, unappreciated father of Bella Swan. Charlie (for some reason) loves Bella. And I liked him. For the most part, Charlie is an okay character – except when Meyer deliberately makes him stupid so that he won’t notice or question the Almighty Bella. Charlie’s supposed to be a cop, but there’s no way a man this unobservant could ever be a police officer. Charlie pretty much only existed for Bella to shit on and for Edward to condescend to when they felt like it. As such, he’s hardly even a character at all.

Renee Higginbotham-Dwyer: Bella’s mother. She’s only got a handful of scenes throughout the ENTIRE series and Bella only thinks about her when she remembers she exists or when she’s pretending to be selfless. Renee is even less of a character than Charlie.

Bella’s Human ‘Friends’: Barely worth mentioning. They existed solely to kiss Bella’s ass. And for Bella to condescend to. Bella shits on her ‘friends’ even more than her parents. They aren’t real people; they’re cardboard cutouts of the people that Meyer went to high school with and, as such, are worthless and completely meaningless.

THE VILLAINS:

The Volturi: Once again, I’m not doing separate parts for Aro, Marcus, and Caius. They are getting lumped together – partly because they get little characterization (does Marcus even COUNT as a character?) and partly because Meyer lumps them together most of the time in-text anyway. So. The Volturi are the EEEVIL vampire leaders. They are EEEVIL because… err… because… Well, they’re EEEVIL, I know that. I mean, look at them being all… Italian? All, uh… old? All… creepy? Yeah, I got nothing. Other than enforce the law (which is, you know, their job) and eat people I don’t know what the Volturi really did to be EEEVIL. Eating people can’t be it because all the Cullens – except Carlisle and technically Rose – have done it. All of their vampire friends have done it. And upholding the law can hardly be construed as EEEVIL.

According to the books and Word of God the Volturi, particularly Aro, are “power hungry”. Except that I don’t know WHAT power they’re talking about. It’s never explained AT ALL. Aro is a “collector” and finds vampires with rare powers and stuff to join his legions and… stand around, or something. Honestly, I don’t know. They weren’t threatening. Everyone went on about how scary they were, how EEEVIL they were, how they were going to kill them all, but… They gave the Cullens multiple chances to turn Bella; they gave them a chance to explain the Spawn situation, and then left when it was over. They are clearly doing well at their job, what with how the vampire secret hasn’t gotten out and that’s what they do. (Though, honestly, humans would have to be rock stupid not to have figured out that vampires are real since these vampires are really bad at blending in.) I do not understand why we’re supposed to fear them or hate them at all.

Victoria: Ah, Vicky. James’s pissed off mate. I’m listing her before James because I’m going in order or importance. Victoria was barely mentioned in Twilight and rarely even called by name. She was usually referred to as “the female” and was mostly an afterthought. Bella hardly paid her any attention and we got maybe two or three sentences describing her before we moved on and she was pretty much forgotten. In New Moon she was supposed to be the big, invisible, scary force, but she wasn’t because… we never see her and hadn’t really seen her before so why are we scared of her? Bella goes into hysterics and is about to piss herself in fear of Vicky, but we never had any basis for this fear and nothing textually backs it up except that she’s a vampire and, well, Bella knows a lot of vampires so why is this one so frightening?

And the thing is, Victoria is the only villain who had a semi-decent motive. The Volturi are “power hungry”, but we don’t know what power or even WHY. James was apparently a fucking idiot. Victoria? She was pissed because the Cullens killed her boyfriend. That’d make a decent motive if done correctly. Except she’s mad at Edward specifically for killing James, in spite of the fact that Jasper and Emmett did the killing and Edward did nothing. Her fixation on Bella, therefore, makes little sense at all. And she’s seriously stupid. Really, really stupid.

Her whole newborn army plan was needlessly complicated and pointless. There were any number of times when she could have attacked and killed Bella – particularly in New Moon when Edward and the Cullens were gone. (That trip with Jessica to the movies? Or even the one with Jacob and Mike? Bella was unprotected and away from the werewolves’ patrolling areas. Victoria could’ve had her easily!) Plus, she figured out how to trick Alice’s stupid powers and never used that to kill Bella even though she totally could’ve. She’s an idiot, really. And also: she had two, maybe three scenes in the ENTIRE series and only a few lines as well – all of her lines spoken in her death scene, I might add.

James: Even stupider than Victoria – and far less understandable – is James. James, Victoria and Laurent (who is not worth a character blurb of his own) were a small little coven who heard the Cullens playing their physics defying baseball and wanted to join in. Then James smelled Bella and THEN he realized that Edward would – ostensibly – defend her and inexplicably decided that he wanted to kill Bella. Apparently James likes a challenge. Or maybe wanted to die. A challenge would be James being an excellent fighter and taking on two – MAYBE three – vampires and winning. Possibly four with Victoria’s help. But James taking on all SEVEN of the Cullens just to kill one random human? Just… WHY? It makes NO SENSE. And neither does his apparent “tracking” ability that Meyer NEVER explains. The Volturi even have their own tracker, too, but I still don’t know how it works. Vampire magic? Hoodoo? It’s GPS isn’t it? Seriously, I’ve got no clue how James’s tracking thing works. Is it her scent? Because all vampires do that and it’s not special. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. What I do understand is that James was not scary and the only reason he nearly killed Bella is because Edward’s a coward and the Cullens can’t count.

IMPRINTING:

Hell yes, imprinting gets its own special little section all to itself. Because imprinting is sick. It’s twisted and vile and it disturbs me more than words can describe. Meyer has gone on about how she emphasizes choice and free will in her books and I have to say that she is a LIAR. Not only is her bullshit about Bella making a “choice” between Jacob and Edward—Bella never had to “choose” because she KNEW she wanted Edward and there was no competition—a big fat lie, but the fact that she claims that ALL her romantic pairings are like that is an even bigger lie.

Let’s look at the mechanics of Imprinting, shall we?

The Quileute Werewolves imprint on their Destined One True Love Forever And Ever with one look. It’s literally the most creepy version of Love at First Sight that you can imagine. Because imprinting? It’s all about breeding. When a werewolf imprints on someone, it means that that someone is the person most suited to bearing his children (we’re not bringing Leah into this because she’s barren and Meyer hates her so she can’t have a Destined One True Love Forever And Ever) and continuing on the werewolf bloodline.

Doesn’t that just sound disturbingly animalistic? I’m not joking when I say that Meyer reduces the werewolves—who are PEOPLE even if they do turn into giant wolves sometimes—to animals in some of the most disgusting racism I’ve ever seen.

For the Imprintee, Meyer claims that they have the choice to ignore the Imprinter, but how could they turn them down when they are Destined One True Loves Forever And Ever? Seriously, she says, in-text, that of course the girl will get with the werewolf! How could she resist that level of adoration? Well, I’ll tell you how. By calling the cops. Because the imprinted werewolf? He is literally incapable of staying away from the girl he imprinted on.

No matter what she chose, or how she feels about the guy, the werewolf is in physical pain from being apart from his Imprintee. He will fawn over her, stalk her, spy on her, and obsess over her. She can say no all she wants, it isn’t going to change how the werewolf if effected and, being a puny human, there’s nothing she can do to fight him off. She pretty much HAS to say yes. What happens when they don’t? Well, ask Emily, because she turned Sam down at first and they started fighting and he ripped off half of her face. So yeah, that’s fun.

The werewolf who imprinted also gets a delightful personality overhaul. He loses whatever made him, him and becomes whatever the girl wants him to be. He is no longer his own person and is literally compelled to become the most perfect mate he can be for his Destined One True Love.

And this is where things get really sick… because imprinting has no age limit. Yeah, apparently, because werewolves are pretty much ageless and immortal the age of their imprint is irrelevant. I mean, hey, the Imprintee will grow up eventually, right? And the werewolf isn’t aging any. It’s not like they’re going to have sex until she’s of age, right? That’s makes it totally okay.

No.

No it does not make it okay. Nothing will EVER make that okay.

That is sick. That is disgusting. That is WRONG.

An example from the books? Quil and Claire. Quil imprinted on Claire when she was TWO. Now, they insist that Quil does not view Claire in a sexual light and will be whatever she needs—which at two is apparently a nanny-slash-brother. They continuously remind us that, no, Quil isn’t going to have sex with Claire while she’s a kid. No, that’s for when she’s older. Never mind how disturbing it is that Quil will first raise her from a toddler and then one day will have sex with her. Never mind that that reeks of CHILD GROOMING. Never mind that every time they say “it’s not sexual!” you can almost hear the “yet” tacked onto that sentence because, in spite of Meyer pushing the whole “choice” thing, everyone expects Claire to just spread her legs and get ready to pop out babies as soon as she’s legal.

Seriously. Doesn’t anyone see how SICK that is? Because, my GOD, that is disgusting. That is vile.

An even worse example of this is Jacob and the Spawn. Jacob imprinted on the Spawn when it was just a few minutes old. And once again, everyone keeps saying “It’s not sexual!” YET. And they keep saying it and saying it and emphasizing it and it doesn’t make it any better. Know why? Because the Spawn? Will be physically mature at age SEVEN. She will be seven years old when she’s grown enough—PHYSICALLY—for them to have sex.

Please say you see the problem there? Because that’s four times as squicky as Quil and Claire.

I also have to question Jacob imprinting on the Spawn at all. Remember, imprinting is about breeding and carrying on the werewolf bloodline. The Spawn is half-human, half-vampire. Why would he imprint on something that was an entirely different species? And furthermore, I’m fairly certain that the Spawn can’t even get pregnant, so how on earth is this supposed to be about breeding? It makes zero sense, on top of being disturbing. And I can tell you EXACTLY why it happened.

Because Meyer has an idiotic need to pair up everyone and Jacob didn’t have his Destined One True Love Forever And Ever. So she had Bella pop out the Spawn and gave it to Jacob as some sort of sick consolation prize or something. Seriously. It’s really, really horrible.

SCIENCE FAILS:

Vampire Sparkling: The sparkling makes absolutely no sense. Why do they sparkle? I’m not just saying it’s stupid for vampires to sparkle—it is, but that’s not my point. My point is that it serves no PURPOSE. Meyer forgets about it and handwaves it away so often in-text that it might as well not exist, so what gives? Why do they sparkle? What is the purpose of it? These vampires are supposedly science based, and therefore have to follow an evolutionary path. Except that Evolution must’ve been drunk and not paying attention when it was working on the vampires because they make NO SENSE. I ask again, WHY DO THEY SPARKLE?

Vampire Childbirth: In interviews Meyer has stated that vampires cannot have children. In-text Meyer has stated that vampires cannot have children. The main problem Rosalie has with being a vampire is that she was robbed of her chance to have a baby because vampires cannot have children. And then in BD Meyer tossed all that out the window and had Edward knock Bella up because Bella must be a mother, because having babies is the most important thing a woman can ever do and she must do it or she is worthless.

There are multiple problems with this, not the least of which is that Meyer flat out LIED to people when asked about vampire’s having children. She said NO. She said vampires cannot have kids and she KNEW she was lying. She could have declined to answer, or just answered honestly and said they can. But she didn’t. She LIED.

Issues in canon are that, well, this violates her established canon for the first three books. In fact, a lot of BD violates things she’s stated or had happen in the first three books. With vampires and babies, specifically, she excused the Spawn by saying that vampire females cannot have babies, but vampire males can impregnate a human female. Because, you see, men don’t have to worry about being too old to have children. Their magical man juice is ALWAYS viable. They don’t go through physical changes that render them unable to make babies because men are always ready to shoot off sperm.

First, that’s bullshit. Men can have low sperm count. Their sperm can have low motility. As men get older they have to deal with issues that make it difficult for them to make little babies. Second, Word of God says that ALL vampire bodily fluids turn to venom during the transformation. That means Edward no longer HAS sperm. He’s got venom. Bella should have started her magical transformation as soon as Edward shot his load into her. Third, Word of God also says that Edward only had one viable shot of sperm—just one.

Never mind that that is utter BS. Let’s say that IS true. So Edward’s had this one last shot of jizz just sitting there for nearly a century. He’s been a vampire since 1918 and has NEVER, not even once, had sex or even masturbated. Not only is that stupid—and makes Edward look extremely repressed—but after that long? His sperm are dead and useless. Never mind that Word of God ALSO says that vampires do not have a circulatory system. Without that, Edward can’t even GET an erection. So even if the venom could have acted like blood and pumped into his sparkly dick to get it hard? He didn’t have the circulatory system to make that happen. What does Meyer think causes boners? Her vampires shouldn’t even be able to have sex, let alone get someone pregnant. It’s literally NOT POSSIBLE.

Vampire Venom: The venom makes no sense. And I don’t mean the fact that vampires are venomous doesn’t make sense—I could get behind that as an idea. I’ve seen it done a couple of times and it’s a really interesting idea. My issue is that the venom is STUPID. First, the venom makes up EVERY bodily fluid in vampires.

This makes no sense because different bodily fluids have different purposes. Blood does not do the same thing that bile does. Stomach acid, mucus membranes, spinal fluid, tears… they all have different functions and are made of different substances because of this. Venom is not that versatile. How does it perform the functions of every single fluid in the human body? Second, the venom in the skin cells is what Meyer says causes the sparkling—the cells are rigid and full of venom and makes them all glittery. This venom eats through contact lenses. It eats through make-up—which is why vampires don’t wear concealer to hide the sparkling.

Here’s a question: if the venom is so potent that it can eat through things that come in contact with their skin then why doesn’t it eat through their clothing? Why are vampires able to touch humans without the venom hurting them? What would happen if a vampire touched someone who had an open scratch or something? Wouldn’t that result in the person being turned without even being bitten? And also—if the venom is in their saliva how the HELL did Edward prevent Bella from getting it in her mouth when they kissed? How did he prevent venom transfer when he was putting his mouth all over her hand and sucking James’s venom out of her after James bit her? Seriously, Bella should’ve been a vampire a LOOOONG time ago.

Third, the venom is supposed to be something that keeps the prey in place while the vampire feeds. Why? Why do vampires—who are super strong and fast—need something to keep their prey in pain to stop them from fighting back? That seems pointless. And furthermore, WHY is the thing that keeps their prey in place also the thing that transforms people into vampires? Seriously, how does venom do all of these things? What the hell is it made of?

Vampire Skin: Vampire skin is supposedly rock hard. Or, more accurately, diamond hard. That’s pretty damn hard. Inflexible, even. So, um… how exactly do vampires move? Their skin is diamond hard and extremely difficult to crack or break—in canon Meyer claims only vampire teeth or werewolf teeth will do it, though I’m 100% sure that bullets, grenades, missiles, etc. would do it just as well. These vampires are pretty much marble statues. They really shouldn’t be able to move. Human skin is soft, permeable and flexible—that’s why we can move (well, that and our skeleton and muscles). Vampire skin is so hard it’s not going to be flexible—there won’t be any give unless they start chipping bits off and cracking. So HOW do they move?

Vampire Powers: All that stuff about vampires being all scientific and logical? Yeah, forget that. Now we’re gonna learn all about how vampires have magic powers. Alice can see the future. Why? Well because she was mildly psychic as a human. Yeah, there are psychics in this world, apparently. Which means magic is real. Jasper can manipulate people’s emotions. How? Well apparently he had psychic charisma or something as a human. Edward can read minds. Jane can inflict pain with her mind. Kate is a walking tazer. There’s a vampire in BD who is apparently some sort of mutant from the X-Men—or maybe just the next Avatar—because he can bend all the elements to his will. Zafrina can create illusions in people’s heads. Alec can shut off the senses of entire groups of people. Marcus can—for some ridiculous reason—sense the power of relationships.

Those are just a few vampires with powers. In Twilight Meyer said that vampire powers were rare. In Breaking Dawn she introduces a butt-load of characters and a lot of them have magic powers. Most are not explained. It makes no sense and I don’t understand how these vampires got these powers. We don’t get any real explanation. Meyer says that vampire powers are merely an accentuation of some strong aspect that the vampire had as a human. How does an aspect of someone’s personality allow them to be able to bend elements? How does it let you numb people’s senses? How does it turn you into a tazer? HOW DOES THIS BULLSHIT WORK? I want a proper answer, because this makes zero sense.

The Werewolves: My issue with the werewolves isn’t their strange mechanics that somehow allow normal teenage boys to age rapidly to twenty-five and then stop forever. My issues aren’t that it’s impossible for a teenage boy—no matter how tall he is—to explode into a wolf the size of a giant bear. (Which IS impossible—the Law of Conservation of Mass says so.) My problems aren’t that somehow having longer hair as a human makes them have longer hair as a werewolf and yet Leah doesn’t have longer hair as a wolf in spite of being a girl and thus having longer hair than most of them. My problem isn’t that they’re telepathic for no explainable reason whatsoever.

No, my problem is that these wolves come from an ancient line of magical Native Americans who could eject their souls from their bodies and travel around the “spirit realm”. My problem is that these werewolves are magic. The vampires are (supposedly) purely science based. They are grounded in our reality and Meyer does her best to try and explain them in scientific ways. Then we get to the werewolves and our explanation is that they are magic. You cannot do that. You cannot mix science and magic like that because it doesn’t work and it doesn’t make sense. It is lazy writing—not to mention vaguely racist, once again—and it’s incredibly stupid. No. This is not how you combine science and magic logically. There’s not logic here at all, there’s just Meyer pulling stuff out of her ass and not caring that it doesn’t add up because she’s too lazy to put any real effort into this.

And these are just a few of Meyer’s science fails. There are a LOT more (and probably some I didn’t catch because I am not an expert) like her saying that humans can’t smell blood or that vampires aren’t affected by girls’ menstrual blood because it’s “dead blood”. I guess that makes me a vampire then, because I sure as hell can smell blood and blood smells gross—especially when it rots because then it’s just disgusting. And the whole “dead blood” thing is just… My god, she doesn’t think about what she’s saying sometimes, I swear. But yeah, it’s pretty clear that Meyer doesn’t really understand science or how the human body works. And she constantly waves these criticisms away saying that these stories are fantasy and so of course the science isn’t real because vampires aren’t real.

First, I’m not stupid. I know vampires aren’t real. Second, you CANNOT make up a scientific explanation for a creature, set it in what is ostensibly supposed to be THIS WORLD, and then not follow the rules of science. You can’t ignore basic anatomy, biology or physics, Meyer. It’s WRONG. It’s wrong and it’s lazy and it makes you look like a moron. Then again, this is the woman who wrote the Twilight Saga and thought it was the most epic romance to have ever romanced. She already looks like a moron.

So that’s it. It’s long, yes, but shorter than the other rants combined and organized a bit better. Once more, I have a lot of other issues—the misogynistic attitudes, the blatant abuse, the racism, the anti-human sentiment, the shallowness of the story and the obsession with money and beauty. The fact that Meyer vilifies blondes for no real reason; the fact that people think whiny, bratty Bella Swan is a strong female character. I hate a lot about this series and there aren’t enough redeeming factors to make me even remotely consider changing that opinion. These books suck. The writing sucks, the characters suck, the story sucks. It just sucks, guys. I hate it. I really, really hate this series.


Thoughts On:

Red Dragon (Movie vs. Book)

For those of you (woefully) unfamiliar, Red Dragon is both the first book of the Hannibal Lecter Teratology (written by Thomas Harris) and the prequel of the first Hannibal Lecter film (based on the second book), The Silence of the Lambs.

(And for the record, I am aware that Red Dragon was made into a movie before Silence of the Lambs, called Manhunter. I have never seen that movie and don’t plan to. A combination of poor reviews and a lack of Anthony Hopkins makes me wary of watching that particular adaptation.)

Anyway, what I wanted to talk about here is the pros and cons for the book and the movie version (again, the 2002 movie adaptation).

I saw the movie not too long after it originally came out when I was about 11 I think. I honestly only remember the first time I saw it very vaguely: I knew the scary guy from that movie I wasn’t allowed to watch was in it and I knew there was a blind woman, a serial killer and a detective guy. I also remembered that the killer had a terrible back-story and that at the end the detective’s son was almost killed and the detective saved him by taunting the killer.

It was really very jumbled up because, I’ll be honest, the first time I saw the movie it scared the piss out of me. I had nightmares and they were not pleasant. I never wanted to watch another Hannibal Lecter movie as long as I lived.

Of course, I watched it again later (after having watched Silence of the Lambs several times and not suffered nightmares from it) deciding to brave the terrifying movie again only to find that it wasn’t quite so terrifying after I’d grown up a bit. It was actually significantly less scary than I remembered it being.

And recently, with the debut of the absolutely glorious NBC show, Hannibal (serving as a prequel of sorts to Red Dragon) I decided to read the book and find out how closely the novel had been adapted.

Now, after having finished the book, I couldn’t help comparing the two (and of course comparing them both to the show as well) and so here is my analysis. Just remember that these are my opinions. I can believe what I want, and you are free to disagree.

The Movie:

I personally loved the movie. I had issues with it, of course, but for the most part the movie was brilliant and it was the first time I’d truly been exposed to the character of Hannibal Lecter, if only briefly.

I really loved the opening sequence with Hannibal at the dinner party (the not-so-subtle hints that he was feeding the orchestra their missing member) and then Will showing up later. I loved the hinted at but never fully explained, open-ended sort of past Hannibal and Will had together.

All we really know about them in the movie is that they worked together and that Hannibal nearly eviscerated Will when he got too close to the truth.

The movie had a lot going for it: interesting back-story, wonderfully evil Hannibal and a significant lack of Dr. Chilton, whom I despise.

One issue I had is that Will’s character, in the movie, was a bit flat. Not totally boring and uninteresting, but just sort of flat and not totally captivating. The best parts of the movie were his interactions with Hannibal, because those were the few times when he really shined through as a complex character. Everywhere else he was just a regular, boring detective.

There was little mention of Will’s history with mental instability and it was apparent from the film that Will and his wife Molly had been together before his nearly lethal stabbing at Lecter’s hands.

There are a few issues I have: one, Molly clearly dislikes Will’s work with the FBI and has every reason to. However, she’s not even remotely supportive and is in fact cold and kind of distant. His son, Josh, is hardly featured at all until the final scenes when Dolarhyde tries to kill him.

The scene where Molly shoots Dolarhyde is probably one of Molly’s best; she emotional and her reaction is real and visceral; clearly killing the man has changed her.

But not really, as we see in the end scene she is totally fine and happy and she and Will and Josh are out fishing and nothing is really all that different. It bothers me because the beginning was clearly setting up conflict between them and then the end didn’t deliver that, it was just: the killer’s dead, it’s over, let’s move on and be happy.

I did like that Will got to read the letter Hannibal sent him, though his casual reaction was a bit off. I feel like he should have spent time agonizing over that.

I was also kind of pissed at the fact that they lessened the physical impact of his fight with Dolarhyde. In the book, he was left severely scarred in his face and really just battered and broken, but there were no facial scars at all in the movie. Why? I don’t get it.

Another mark against the film: we see very little of Dolarhyde’s back-story. He’s clearly set up to be a sympathetic villain, at least in part, due to his abusive past, yet we only catch snatches and glimpses of that rarely in the film. We actually don’t see much about Dolarhyde’s delusional state or his belief in his Becoming. It makes him less sympathetic when he’s harder to understand. Not that story didn’t get across, but there was very little of it and it wasn’t really displayed as well.

The Book:

The best thing about the book was that it developed Will’s character far better than the movie did. Will in the book was a fleshed out, real human being with feelings and reactions and motives that went beyond just solving a case because (which is what it felt like much of the time in the film).

In the book we see evidence of the toll solving crimes takes on Will: his night sweats, his nightmares, his headaches and his drinking. We hear of his past experiences both with Lecter when he nearly died and with Garrett Hobbs when he shot the man and ended up in a mental institution.

Will is empathetic and real and it makes him far more likeable. (The television adaptation did an excellent job magnifying that.)

We are also given better reasons for why Jack Crawford specifically wants Will on the case. In the movie he says it’s because Will makes leaps he can’t explain, he sees things others don’t and can think like the killers. We don’t see much evidence of Will really thinking like a killer or retracing his steps beyond what any good profiler could’ve done themselves.

In the book we see Will’s thought process at the Leeds’ crime scene. We see him immerse himself in the killer and reconstruct the murder in a way most people could not. Jack’s interest in Will makes more sense here because Will’s unusual gift is shown rather than merely stated to us.

We also get a much better reaction to the death of Freddy Lounds in the book. He dies much the same way in both book and movie: at the hands of Dolarhyde because of the article Will and Jack had him write. However, in the film, his death (while horrific) is almost immediately glossed over in favor of the lead it provides.

In the book, they acknowledge the death and Will reacts to it with guilt and a bout of drinking. He wonders if Lecter is right about him intentionally setting Freddy up because he hated him (as did everyone) and he questions his own motives for a while, tormenting himself before immersing himself in Dolarhyde’s mind again.

The worst thing about the book, however, is the incredible lack of Dr. Lecter. Red Dragon is the book that introduced Lecter to the world for the first time and every scene he’s in is sufficiently creepy and wonderful, but there are not many scenes with Lecter.

In fact, there isn’t much Lecter at all. The book’s focus is on Dolarhyde, who is the murderer. It makes sense, but it feels like such a loss.

Will didn’t know Hannibal before he attacked him as he did in the film. In the book, Will discovers who Hannibal in much the same way (nearly exactly the same way) as Miriam Lass did in the TV adaptation: incredible leaps of logic and intuition based on an old hospital record from a man Hannibal treated and horrible luck.

It does make Hannibal’s fascination with Will a lot creepier knowing that Lecter had no knowledge of Will before he nearly butchered him.

The book does do a much better job depicting Will and Molly’s relationship. It was already strained because Molly didn’t want him to go back to work with Jack and she was worried about her son, Willy, once Dolarhyde became a threat to them too.

Their relationship slowly grows frigid because of Will working the case and the dangers it’s presenting Molly and Willy and it feels real. Molly never had to live with Will as an FBI investigator; she only knows of the danger from the horrible scar Will has and so of course she has difficulty accepting and coping with this sudden change in her life.

It doesn’t end with all roses and daisies. The relationship is damaged by what happened and it’s clear that it isn’t going to be an easy fix, if it gets fixed at all. It’s a much more honest and realistic portrayal of what a woman like Molly would be going through when placed in this situation.

Dolarhyde’s past and motivations are also much more clear in the book and he is painted as a far more complex character because there is more of his background and his thought process there that doesn’t translate well into film.

We learn not only about his abusive grandmother, but about his mother and his half-siblings and we see deeper into Dolarhyde’s delusions about the Great Red Dragon. We see how his past shaped him because we get to learn more about it than just a few voice-overs from an angry grandmother yelling horrible things.

The relationship between Dolarhyde and Reba McClane is also much more fleshed out and displayed than in the film: His thoughts about Reba, his struggle to decide whether or not she was worth the risk and whether or not he should kill her and his defiance of the Dragon and him fighting his own delusions.

The lack of history between Will and Hannibal is probably my least favorite part of the novel. I much prefer the version where they were colleagues before Will discovered Hannibal’s serial killer identity. It lends a certain edge to their relationship that it otherwise wouldn’t have.

Side by Side:

Overall, I love them both and I’m not sure which I love more because they really are both fantastic. (I pick NBC’s Hannibal! Can I do that? This is my little ramble after all…)

The movie’s portrayal of Will and Lecter’s past as colleagues and friends increases the drama and appeal to their talks and the fact that they put more focus on Lecter and his motivations is definitely a big plus for it.

However, the lack of depth to Will Graham and the hollow relationship with his wife, along with that near perfect, happy family ending is definitely a strike against it.

The book’s in-depth, close study of Dolarhyde is really sympathetic and tragic and definitely works in its favor. Along with the characterization of Will and his realistic and crumbling relationship with Molly. The lack of a perfect ending is also a plus.

However, the lack of history between Will and Hannibal and the miniscule amount of appearances Lecter makes are certainly not in the book’s favor.

It you took what I liked of the two and melded them together it would be utterly perfect. We’d get characterization of Will and his abilities, deliciously dangerous and tense history between Will and Hannibal as former friends and colleagues, realistic relationships and insight into the killer.

Basically, if you put my favorite aspects of both together you would get NBC’s Hannibal. Which means I totally can pick that one as my favorite.

Seriously. Watch Hannibal. It’s the perfect combination of horribly soul-crushing, dangerously morbid beauty and thrill. It is glorious.


A Tribute to Supernatural by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak:

Here's to the boy, who saved a world
He never really felt a part of
Sam Winchester

Here's the man, who sold his soul
To save his little brother
Dean Winchester

Here's the old drunk, who always had the answers
And never even got a Thank You
Bobby Singer

Here's to the angel, who gave his life
For Friendship, Loyalty and Free Will
Castiel

Here's to the heroes, who were broken inside
And kept on trying, even when there was no hope left
*Team Free Will*

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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,921 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Plane Talk by REIDFANATIC reviews
A series of one shots and drabbles of conversations between the members of the BAU team while on the plane. Mostly Reidcentric
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - S. Reid
Yellow Eyed Spy by KudaKano reviews
Tadashi never died in the fire. However, weeks later Hiro and Tadashi are kidnapped by a masked man who has a creepy obsession with the Hamada brothers. (No spoilers) (Pedophelic and general creepy behavior)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Thievery Will Not be Tolerated by PHYSCHOCHIC3 reviews
At some point Hannibal starts to think of Will as his, and strives to keep him his own. A possessive!Hannibal and an oblivious!Will *A bunch of one-shots together*
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Complete
Instinct by Treenahasthaal reviews
There was something about the blond boy in the crowd that caught Commander Yarryn's attention. Something that pulled at his gut and told him there was more about this captive than met the eye. It was his duty to find out what it was the boy was hiding - and find it he would, for Yarryn was very good at his job.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Whiskey by Menthol Pixie reviews
The first, and last, time John Winchester hits Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Owner's Manual to SHERLOCK by aquagirl520 reviews
"Congratulations on your purchase of the new SHERLOCK units proudly presented by BBC Inc." Result of becoming 'Sherlocked' and starving for season 3. Hints at Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H.
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
The Slow Path (An Interlude) by emmbrancsxx0 reviews
CROSSOVER: PART OF THE SUPERWHOMERLOCK "HAUNTED MEN" TRILOGY. Merlin gets a visit from an old friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
On The Other Side by IntoTheWilds reviews
ONE-SHOT: Hiding within the darkness that is Gotham city, Joker holds Spencer Reid. It has been over a year and Derek has given up any hope of ever seeing his pretty boy again until the Joker lays down a challenge to play and when Derek finally sees Spencer again his world is shattered, heart broken as everything he knows is stolen from him...
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Joker, S. Reid - Complete
An Unexpected Thanksgiving by AvenaCookie reviews
The Thanksgiving Family Challenge! AU Season 9. I so didn't expect Dean kicking Cas out. So its labeled as AU! Prompt: Family Photo, Burnt Thanksgiving Dinner and Good/Bad Thanksgiving Memory...This story is in 3 parts! Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Castiel, Kevin T.
Against Current by Song of Grey Lemons reviews
How do you save a fish from drowning?
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
Swept Away by Egyptian Dreamer reviews
The battle is lost. To ensure his victory, Voldemort strikes a deal with the Light. He takes an Oath that no one shall die in this new kingdom of his, unless they rebel . In return, he asks for two things. The people's submission and that of their Savior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
That Night at the Gravestone by BluSkyRose reviews
Nightwing just found out about Jason's death. Still reeling from the news, he makes his way to his brother's grave. Hoping for—what? Forgiveness? Closure? He doesn't know, and neither does the one watching him.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Richard Grayson, Jason Todd - Complete
Second Chance by Shy Snootles reviews
An incident in the shuttle taking Vader and Luke to the second Death Star will make the Sith Lord rethink his allegiance to the Dark Side.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Crossing Timestreams by SarBrook reviews
A malfunctioning vortex manipulator. A confused girl. Lots of spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,002 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Conversations in Sherlock by 1madscientist reviews
The exchanges of Sherlock when there isn't a case on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,508 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
CANCELED Stuck in a Timestream by SarBrook reviews
This story was started on a whim and deleted after lots of agonizing. Go back to Crossing Timestreams. There is nothing for you here. (But I'm not deleting it for nostalgic purposes)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Indian Summer by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
In which Lassiter proceeds to have several freakouts about his relationship with Shawn, while Shawn himself has only one. Sequel to In the Mood and Sunrise Serenade. Shassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.]
Haunted Men by emmbrancsxx0 reviews
CROSSOVER: SUPERWHOMERLOCK. SEQUEL TO WHERE ANGELS TREAD. When the Winchesters, Merlin, and the Doctor and Clara get trapped inside a universe in which they never existed, Castiel enlists the help of Sherlock Holmes to get them home.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,003 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
Straw Bullets by Scarecrow Lullaby reviews
When Jonathan Crane escapes Arkham and runs into SSA Spencer Reid in Gotham, life will never be the same for either man. The question is, whos will is going to break first? WARNING: Later chapters will contain Crane/Reid slash!
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - J. Crane, S. Reid
Disadvantages by Dreamerr63636 reviews
Will Graham finally caught Hannibal. Will he be able to take him in? Takes place after the last scene in the promo for the season finale
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Starkasm by PlushChrome reviews
Sometimes, annoying your team mates is just too easy. Started as a one-shot, will be a small series instead. Slight Pepperony, Tonycentric with appearences from the rest of the team and Pepper.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,802 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sins of the Father by Shanachie reviews
Shawn tries to conceal a volatile incident, which happened at home, from his friends. An alternate version of Shawn relationship with his father set in season 4. At the moment this story is a one-shot. Thanks for all the reviews.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Cory M., Jonathan T., Shawn H. - Complete
Within the Confines of the Mind by Shadow Oblivion reviews
Jack Frost thought he had Pitch all figured out, but the conclusions Jack had come to would soon be shattered. The winter spirit was about to see just how terrifying Pitch could be. Jack's mistake of assuming that the Nightmare King wouldn't possibly be capable of following through on previously made threats was a careless error. One that Jack was going to regret.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,082 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Tattooed Heroes by fanfar3 reviews
Inspired by a dream (nightmare!) I had recently (though it wasn't actually Priestly in the dream...) As a father, Priestly doesn't hesitate to risk his life to save an endangered child. Will be much shorter than Born Again, I promise!
Ten Inch Hero - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
Teeth by Marystormshade reviews
Hannibal is a domineering son of a bitch. Even when he's not trying. Hannibal/Will. Adult themes and situations (Though light).
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Shared Perspectives by Sherlock Emrys reviews
An old alliance between two people with a similar point of view. Could be read as shipping, isn't really. Oneshot.
Crossover - Merlin & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Morgana, Loki - Complete
Born in Fire and Blood by Treenahasthaal reviews
Only a few weeks after the battle of Yavin Vader's fleet launches a surprise attack on an Alliance cruiser. Only one of the Rebels survives to face the Emperor's wrath.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,686 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Where Angels Tread by emmbrancsxx0 reviews
CROSSOVER: SUPERWHOMERLOCK. When Sam gets trapped by the Weeping Angels in medieval Camelot, Dean employs the help of some strange new friends to get him back. Meanwhile, Sam and Merlin stumble upon a plot that may kill the king.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,980 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
Extracting Fear Effectively by Shadow Oblivion reviews
Pitch decided that he was going to have a little one-on-one time with a certain Guardian. After five years of seclusion to his underground home, the Nightmare King had started to become quite bored of his dark surroundings. Tormenting Jack Frost seemed like a perfectly reasonable thing to do that day.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Stranded by SlasherrGirl reviews
A nice quiet trip to medieval times. Nothing could go wrong. At least, that's what Ian and Barbara had hoped. Except, when you travel with the Doctor, things don't often go your way. Now, Team TARDIS is stranded in Camelot. And their only hope is some kid called Merlin. Light Susan/Merlin.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Susan F., Merlin - Complete
Son, Unknown by Leraiv Snape reviews
Vader discovers the identity of the young Rebel that launched the successful strike against the Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Darth Vader - Complete
A Serious House on a Serious Earth by Jack Spheniscidae Enterprises reviews
Inmates have taken the Asylum under Joker's lead. He wants Batman to join them in the madhouse... The events of Morrison's Arkham Asylum, as intepretated with a Nolanverse setting.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, Harvey D. - Complete
There Is Life Outside Your Apartment by Audrey Lynne reviews
Steve is adjusting to his new world. Tony shows up with a scheme. And thus begins a mixed-up crazy ride with America's most dysfunctional superheros. Tony/Pepper, Steve/Peggy plus another relationship, later, and a smattering of Clint/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,173 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Burning by SlasherrGirl reviews
It's a nice day out. Not a cloud in the sky. The sunshine stings your eyes that haven't seen daylight since you were locked in the dungeons.Not a bad day to die. Death fic. Set in Series One.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Merlin - Complete
The Dangers Within by Fantasydreamer244 reviews
Ever wondered what would happen after you watched the movie? Audiences exited the theatres, full of belief for all of the Guardians. But...does it sound good as it seems? You'd think they'd be all excited that they starred in their own movie. But they didn't realize the dangers within...they come in the form of...the scariest forms on the planet.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Born Again by fanfar3 reviews
This is the story of how Priestly came to work for the Beach City Grill.
Ten Inch Hero - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 242,003 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
The Deal by AhmoseInarus reviews
A pack is abducting friends in Chicago, and one must surrender for the others to survive... now they have the team, and the pack turns their focus on Reid... if he does not submit, his team will die. But will he survive the ordeal? SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [S. Reid, UNSUB] - Complete
Coming Undone by freakingdork reviews
"It's not hard to find the truth. What is hard is not to run away from it once you have found it." After confronting his abuser, Morgan struggles with his sexuality. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - D. Morgan - Complete
Darth Vader and Son by Cabochon reviews
Non-linear one-shots based on the brilliant drawings in Jeffrey Brown's book "Darth Vader and Son." Darth Vader raising a 4-year-old Luke, and dealing with all the perils that come with fatherhood in true Sith fashion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Imperception by freakingdork reviews
"I guess I'm confused about why you jumped to the conclusions you did." Coda to Snake Eyes - 7x13. Warning for discussion of consent. Oneshot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Ward of Ruin by Spark Shark reviews
Disappearances in Alaska during the thick of their winter darkness draws the BAU to investigate. When they become the next victims of a severely psychotic cannibal, it'll come down to teamwork and quick wit to work out the puzzle and release them from a frozen hellhole. graphic. (Being re-written!)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Fault Lines by Marianna Morgan reviews
Season 8 – "Where's Sam?" Dean asked, feeling his heart hammer in his chest as adrenaline began to flood his system; his body preparing to fight while his mind buzzed with potential reasons for why a vampire he trusted and a demon he hated would be standing together in nonverbal solidarity.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
In The Evening by Beloved-Stranger reviews
This is NOT the epic love story of a girl and a vampire. This girl has a personality, a sense of self-preservation and Adam Milligan. Chapter6: "If you want to date her just ask her out – she likes you, she'll say yes. And then Mike will stop saving himself and I'll finally get to shimmy him out of his prom dress!" Jess added brightly. "Everybody gets laid! Yays!"
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Adam M., Bella
Inheritance by ruth baulding reviews
Mace Windu decides to bond with the younger generation; the younger generation struggles to establish rapport; and trouble is waiting for them all, just a short hyperspace jump away.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - M. Windu, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Saving Spencer by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
AU, The Winchester's go to school in Las Vegas, Sam see's something that makes the brothers both angry, and they stop it. Eventual SLASH. Bullying and abuse of a minor. and Language. Credit for the AWESOME new cover goes to AvenaCookie
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sam W., S. Reid
I Know A Guy by Marianna Morgan reviews
Season 8 – "You continue to distract big brother while I take care of little brother," Crowley instructed Benny. "And in the end, we'll all live happily ever after."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Crowley, Benny - Complete
Insignificant by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
Kevin knew that he was like an insect to Crowley. "So, Kev, I hear you're good at translating?"
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kevin T., Crowley - Complete
With great hair comes great power (sometimes) by excitablehanji reviews
At the time, using Mjolnir against the gods seemed like a good enough idea, but Sam's beginning to regret ever touching the hammer… Slightly crack-y, spoilers for 8.02
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Sam W., Thor - Complete
Words I Couldn't Say by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
The Doctor regenerated and there was something that Jack never got to say, never got to tell him. AU, SLASH. Possibly a ONESHOT. The rating is VERY likely to change IF I continue this, not sure that I will, for now you can look at as being any Doctor you choose after Jack comes into the Doctor Who storyline.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The BAU at the CBI by Kitiara Raistlin reviews
The BAU is invited by the CBI to California, to help catch Red John, but Jane is far from pleased at the idea of the group, with far more then their own fair share of serial killers to catch, trying to take their only one.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
So Strong, So Delicate by freakingdork reviews
He wasn't expecting a call from Morgan at 2 am, much less Morgan asking to be picked up from a gay bar. Could be seen as an AU to Coming Undone. UST. Warning: unhealthy alcohol usage and past consent issues. Oneshot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/25/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Perfect Timing by ShadowSpires reviews
Suspicious about Bruce's strange behaviour - he *thanked him*? - Dick follows Bruce when he goes to confront Jason in Crime Alley. His timing, as ever, is perfect.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Richard Grayson, Jason Todd
Week At Bobby's by A-very-supernatural-fan reviews
A story about the second time the Winchester brothers stayed at Bobby's place. Dean is 8, Sam is 3. Kind of a sequel to my story "My Boys" but can easily be read as a stand-alone story.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Dentist Appointment by QuirkyRevelations reviews
Bruce Wayne as Batman is waiting in the dentist's office for an appointment and happens to meet the BAU's colorful technical analyst. This is just a random one-shot of Penelope Garcia talking with the Dark Knight himself. Not romantic...just random. *Edited as of October 24, 2014*
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, P. Garcia - Complete
And The Devil Makes Three by KKBELVIS reviews
Season seven spoiler warnings. One shot. Lucifer POV. Hallucinating Sam. Awesome big brother Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Just a Trim by AvenaCookie reviews
Wee!chester fic!. Sam is 7. Dean is 11. A short one shot about Sammy getting his hair cut. Full of cuteness!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Losercest by Night Monkey reviews
After faking his death, Crowley needs a way to torment the Winchesters without anyone realizing he's still alive and kicking. So he hits them right where it hurts the weirdest: in the Wincest. If he can't kill them, he'll scar them emotionally instead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Misunderstood by freakingdork reviews
The first time Reid says yes to spending time together outside of work isn't the first time Morgan asked and the first time Morgan calls Reid 'pretty boy' is almost the last. Oneshot. Pre-slash, pre-canon fluff. Oneshot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Experiment Date: October 31st by AvenaCookie reviews
Young Sherlock spending Halloween with his friend Spencer Reid. Spencer had promised Sherlock a good Halloween but to Sherlock he just felt it was just another day wasted not experimenting on his newest projects. But, maybe there was one after all. My answer when Mycroft had said that when Sherlock was younger, he always wanted to be a pirate.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2012 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Center of the Galaxy reviews
"Those chosen by darker forces must perish before they fully awaken. Death is the greatest gift one can bring to these condemned. For when they awaken, their spirits shall wither and die within them until nothing but evil survives." As John aimed the gun at Sam's heart, he reminded himself of this. He wouldn't let Sam become evil. *Slight AU, Limp/hurt!Sam, Protective!Dean*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Other Shoe by BookkeeperThe reviews
In which Sam states little but implies a lot, and Dean fills in the blanks. Early season seven, rated for non-explicit references to rape.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Warm by PaperFortress reviews
There are fingers in his hair.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Lullaby by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
John sings Billy Joel's song Lullaby to Dean and comforts him a few months after Mary's death. AU Oneshot Wee-chesters Warnings: tears, cliche corny ending
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
A Discovery of Adorable Proportions by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
This is actually a Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Leverage Crossover. Slash, Sam/Reid, and Dean/Eliot. The Boys discover somethings that wrap themselves around their hearts. Goes along with Hunter's Profiled and Trust, Rated for slash and Language
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sam W., S. Reid
The Cage by Zikadiel reviews
Lucifer is easily bored and likes to torment Sam in every way possible while they're trapped in the Hell cage. Torture. Not slash exactly but a few hints.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
In The Way by Thobbit reviews
It's the first time Gabriel's seen his big brother in centuries, but it's just the same as last time.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Gabriel, Lucifer - Complete
Fraud by emmish reviews
Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Family First by michellewritesfics reviews
Sam is always priority number one to Dean whenever it comes to saving. Even if Dean has to risk his life. Set during The End. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dean W., Lucifer - Complete
Between An Old Memory And Me by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
John dealing with the anniversary of Mary's death. Songfic, Oneshot
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - John W., Mary W. - Complete
Why would I need you? by Headcanonftw reviews
A collection of fluffy Johnlock drabbles. First one describes how Sherlock ended up in his bed after Irene drugged him in Scandal of Belgravia. Lots of cute!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Blood That's In My Bed by freakingdork reviews
Nathan Harris - 2x11 - is in love with Dr. Reid and is sure Dr. Reid feels the same. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Nathan's in a big surprise when he gets out of the hospital and finds that Dr. Reid has taken up with another man - Morgan. Rating for torture and character death; full warnings inside. Oneshot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid, Nathan H. - Complete
Johnathan Livingstone Angel by Lampito reviews
The Winchesters have finished a job at the seaside, they're unhurt, they're enjoying the sun, the surf, the bikini babes, the ice-cream... er, why is that frightened demon attempting to attract their attention? A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Something Better by Bonkers4Reid reviews
First chapter is set during 2.18 "Jones." JJ helps Reid with his Dilaudid addiction and Reid helps JJ deal with a problem of her own. Friendship, becomes Romance in later chapters. Rated T. Please read the A.N.s. Started this a long time ago, revised July 2012. Sorry for the long hiatus. Chapter 12 is here!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,162 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
The Devil Doesn't Cry by Explicitly Awesome reviews
After being locked in Hell for so long, Lucifer thought he'd forgotten how to really feel anything. Especially remorse - until someone proved how wrong he was. Lucifer's thoughts and memories during the end of 5x19. Lucifer and Gabriel one-shot, no slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Gabriel, Lucifer - Complete
I Shut My Eyes by Menthol Pixie reviews
It's been a month now, almost exactly, ribs mostly healed and staples and stitches removed... Tag to 'And Arbitrary Blackness Gallops in'
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Screw The Deadline by AhmoseInarus reviews
Written for the Pinch Hit Challenge on CCOAC - David Rossi is trying to help the team on a case... but his book agent, Lehigh Albertson, thinks that other things deserve his attention. Rossi can only take her skewed priorities for so long... T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - D. Rossi - Complete
A Date With the Devil by SlasherrGirl reviews
Let us step into an alternate universe... A universe in which the criminal Emily Prentiss was undercover with was not Ian Doyle, but instead one James Moriarty. How would the meeting at the end of Coda turned out if he was the one she faced?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2012 - E. Prentiss, J. Moriarty - Complete
Devil Made Me Do It by Marianna Morgan reviews
Season Seven – Suicidal, Angsty Sam / Big Brother Dean / Snarky Lucifer – Sam lifted the gun, pointing it directly under his chin. "Ah, yes..." Lucifer praised, nodding his approval. "Now we're talkin'..."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Guys You Meet At Bars by ramsaybaggins reviews
Something goes wrong and Tony Stark finds himself in a bar in the Supernatural verse. I own nothing.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Marianna Morgan reviews
Tag to 7x23 – Hurt Sam, Big Brother Dean...and a few surprises – "While it is possible you will live..." the Alpha Vamp explained to Sam. "It is also highly likely you will bleed out by the time Dean is brought back to this side."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,938 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Vader Vendetta by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
Luke Enchanted Challenge. Cursed by a spectre of the Force as a babe, Luke must obey Darth Vader, his unknown father. Vader redemption fic. Set between ANH & ESB. Details of Challenge stated within. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Warnings: Violence, Language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,257 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
The Last Days in the Land of Nod by monicawoe reviews
Set in 2014, days before the events of the episode "The End."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
Fashionably Late by ruth baulding reviews
The Jedi are late for an important date; Anakin solves fewer problems than he creates; and Obi Wan just can't seem to keep his pants on. Harmless ? apertif for other courses.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
In the Dark I See by Marmalah reviews
They always told him, "You can't run away from your destiny, Dean." And he'd denied it every time, because there was no such thing as destiny or fate–and yet he had still ended up here. The angels had told him time and time again that you can't change the past–so maybe when the future was already set in stone you couldn't change that, either. / AU to 5.04/before 7.17
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Handcuffed by Lumoa reviews
John really needed to stop helping Sherlock with his experiments. Especially if said experiment involved him and Sherlock being handcuffed together with no key to unlock them. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
And Arbitrary Blackness Gallops In by Menthol Pixie reviews
Sequel to my story And All The World Drops Dead. The first few days after the basement are rough. Sensitive issues.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,381 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Since Brevity is the Soul of Wit by theDubliner reviews
Little bits and pieces and drabbles. Chapter ten posted, detailing the six times Sherlock Holmes was ashamed to be himself ... and the one time he wasn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Reliving The Nightmare by yamimitsukai reviews
"How is it," Lucifer mused as he idly stroked Sam's hair while Sam was sitting at his laptop. "that you are more afraid of clowns, than of me?" Sam flinched, but otherwise ignored the Devil wearing a human vessel. Lucifer wanted to find out why Sam feared these stupid humans with painted faces; after all, shouldn't he be the being that Sam Winchester feared most?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
The Hours Before Midnight by Lady Sam Mallory reviews
Moriarty doesn't play fair. John must deal with hours of torment from Moriarty before going to meet Sherlock at the Pool at the end of the Great Game and Sherlock must deal with the consequences of his boredom. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Why Won't He Die! by George Weasley's Ear reviews
The story of the time Voldemort kept trying to kill Captain Jack Harkness. Because apparently Mr Snake Face never learns. Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shades of Grey A by I'llbeyourPatronus reviews
Sexuality is not black and white, and neither is asexuality. Sherlock muses on the shades of grey between and John gets entirely the wrong idea.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Banality of Evil by Adypose reviews
When John returns from a holiday with his mates acting strangely, Sherlock attempts to figure out why; But will he be prepared for what he discovers? WARNING, possibly triggering for trauma, PTSD, and non-con-nothing explicit though. Rated for dark theme. Not strictly slash, but feel free to squint. I certainly do. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Thing about Husbands by The Hark-ness monster reviews
Sherlock said he was married to his work, but now John Watson is as much a part of his work as anything. Maybe all it takes is a little misunderstanding for things to fall into place...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Manners by sherlockhead reviews
Silly, dirty one-shot about Sherlock and John and a rather rude lesson in etiquette.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Advanced Placement by Lampito reviews
It seemed like such a good idea: kidnap the Prophet, hold him as a bargaining chip in the Eternal War. But the best laid plans o' mice and men and the King Of Hell gang aft agley. Maybe there's an app for that. A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Crowley - Complete
John's Broken Laptop by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
Waiting on hold for tech support turns out to be more enjoyable than John expected. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Seduction by anxiously-awaiting reviews
While working on a case, Sherlock witnesses John seducing answers out of a murder suspect. Finding John's technique to be all wrong, he takes it upon himself to show John how it's really done. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Why Won't You? by freakingdork reviews
"There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out." Reid swore Morgan had feelings for him, but a simple statement has him doubting. Starts at "Exit Wounds" and is current up through "Lauren." WIP. On indefinite hiatus.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Prometheus by Phosphorescent reviews
A miracle worker she may be, but even Saint Teresa can't keep Patrick Jane from eventually succumbing to his destiny. And once Patrick has fallen, then the real fun will start… Loose tag to 4x24: "The Crimson Hat."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
Control by SpeckledBrunette reviews
Moriaty has Sherlock at his mercy. Warning: Non-Con, very mature. Please do not take warning lightly!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
The True Lord of Time by Rowen Morningstar reviews
There was only one Lord of Time at the Battle of Olympus, and it wasn't Kronos.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/19/2012 - 10th Doctor, Kronos - Complete
Along Came the Rain by CeCe Away reviews
"He put—" Fresh tears spilled. "He put some—something inside me. Dean, please, Dean, get it out." One-shot boys-are-in-for-a-shock-hurt-worry-comfort-while-fighting-a-monster-type-of-random-fic Sam, Dean, Cas, MOTW
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Fallout by ruth baulding reviews
In which the boys investigate a tragically devastated planet, thwart the powers of darkness, make a sensible decision about wartime attire, and bicker incessantly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,718 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
More Like Me by mamapranayama reviews
Sam and Dean aren't acting like themselves and Bobby's having a hard time trying to convince those darn idjits that something's wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
221b: Casual Abduction by Dreamer of Improbable Dreams reviews
This is a 221b story I wrote. Moriarty disturbs Sherlock while he is working in the lab. A story of 221 words, the last of which begins with the letter b.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Voices in the Wire by Calaeris reviews
A dystopian London, ruined and broken, but not ground down, not quite yet. A km prompt that went out of control.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times The Doctor Has Seen Knickers by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
the problem with living with humans, paticulary female humans, is that he keeps seeing their knickers in the most embarrassing ways
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Ordinary People by Alex L. Kerr reviews
Teenchesters! Outsider POV & OC: Jesse really appreciates Sam as he's welcomed into their group, but slowly realizes the truth behind his family as reality sets in...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,401 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Love Poems from JMoriarty by Mayma Bane reviews
Poems to Sherlock from Jim Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Retribution by 1000PaperUnicorns reviews
Hook gets his wish. Pan is his forever. Based on SyFy's Neverland miniseries. Implied non-con and Peter/Hook. Lots of Hurt!Peter.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Peter Pan, Captain Hook
Half Truths by BookkeeperThe reviews
"That message is an echo; that's all."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Come Away To The Darkness by LadyBastet92 reviews
Post 7x17: "After Castiel shifted the halluciations to himself, Lucifer keeps telling him in painful detail just what exactly it is he did to Sam in the cage." Warning: Torture and mature themes
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
To Err is Human by proxydialogue reviews
Castiel has an enlightening conversation with The Devil. Spoilers for 7.17 do live here
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Purple by freakingdork reviews
Purple is quickly becoming Morgan's favorite color. Smut with kinks: underwear kink and light bondage. Oneshot. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Credit by yesmilady reviews
Set pre-series. Unable to pass on the opportunity to finally meet Sherlock in person, Jim disguised himself as a drug dealer, knowing full well that Sherlock would do anything to get his next fix. Jim/Sherlock, dub-con. Previously "Methods of Payment".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Chessmaster by Kairi the Strong reviews
Two Doctors, a revealing game of chess.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, 7th Doctor - Complete
Doing the Right Thing by SparxFlame reviews
In which the Devil sings, Castiel forgets what colours are, Dean screams at an archangel, and Sam attempts to pick up the pieces. Tag to 7x17. Destiel and mild Sabriel. Warnings: attempted suicide, mental illness, whump. Pub!verse.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Sherlocks Solution by TheHipsterTheorem reviews
Quick Slash. Slight Humor. Sherlock finds a solution to Johns constant talk of sex. one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Hangman by gothina234 reviews
Reid has been taken by an UNSUB who wants to play a game of Hangman with the BAU. With the rope round Reid's neck, will the BAU win the game?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 48,765 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Worth It by Adolescently reviews
Sam's stay in Hell begins like this – Lucifer and Michael launching themselves at each other, screaming in Enochian as Sam and Adam huddle in the corner, eyes screwed shut against the bright flashes of Grace.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Crazy, Stupid Love by Mystic25 reviews
Sam has seen through the cracks, but he's never talked about what he sees – he doesn't know how. Rating M for imagery.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Found by irishchic799 reviews
Sequel to "Taken" How will Reid cope with the aftermath of his kidnap and torture at the hands of Philip Dowd's half-brother? Will he make it through or did the team get there to late? Also some Henry recovery thrown in but not much.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,226 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
A Scandal In Germany by LittleGingerBiscuit reviews
Sherlock's held at gunpoint in Germany - who does he text to get him out of this situation? And how will John react to being yanked out of his date? One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Smile by Phosphorescent reviews
He feigns humanity well, and people don't realize how close he totters to the brink…
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
Everything by amber-the-vamp reviews
Watson is having trouble keeping his feelings for Holmes a secret from him. Thankfully, Holmes can help him out.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Music to my ears by Madam Callisto reviews
'Relax, my love, I want you to enjoy this. I want you to forget that brothers of yours face and see nothing but mine. It's okay; you can fight me all you want. I have all the time in the world to break you.'
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
Smears of Scarlet by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
Doctor John Hamish Watson wasn't immune to the horrors that he'd seen in his life, and he had definitely seen horror. Lived it. Been knee deep in it. Johnlock if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scrubbed Red by G.E Waldo reviews
From an anonymous prompt at Mentalist KINK MEME: "Red John befriends amnesia!Jane, knowing that when Jane regains his memories, he will forget everything that happened while he was in the fugue state. Gen or slash, either is fine."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
You're Breaking Up by Dayja reviews
When Jim leaves his number under the dish, Sherlock doesn't tell Molly. He calls. Perhaps John's lessons in kindness weren't such a good idea after all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
These aren't vampires These are douche bags by Alice E. Dodgson reviews
This is what happens when I watch Supernatural right after suffering through Breaking Dawn part 1. not for Twilight fans. I you love twilight please don't leave hate reviews.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2012
SEVEN EIGHT NINE RED by G.E Waldo reviews
During a blackout, Jane is stuck in an elevator with a man he slowly realises is Red John. Mind games, no killing of either character. From prompt at MENTALIST KINK MEME
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
Sound Logic by Saucery reviews
"Watson," I murmured into his ear, "this is most irregular."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Closer by Irish819 reviews
One shot drabble, Moriarty gains the upper hand and ensures that his main piece will remember that there is no choice but to play the game. Sherlock/Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Whatever Happens by Kelenloth reviews
"Rose… I haven't got much time. It's spreading. I can feel it. I-I can't stop it. Whatever happens, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't… Don't let me hurt you. Now run. RUN!" – A short 10/Rose action/angst/adventure. Hopefully scary. T for violence.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Humor in Irony, Among Other Things by JuxtaposedAlbatross reviews
"It was surreal; a dying Red Hood offering comfort to a lamenting Nightwing in a dingy back alley of Gotham. Comedic, almost, and Jason pondered not for the first time that night when exactly he had lost a grip on everything." Dick/Jason, if you squint.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Jason Todd, Richard Grayson - Complete
Aftershocks by immertreu reviews
4 ABY, during the victory celebration after the battle of Endor: Luke is definitely not "fine". Han gets a lot more than he has bargained for when he goes in search of his friend.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Simple Man by StillWaters1 reviews
It was the simple things from their lives before Hell, Lucifer, and Leviathans that Dean missed most. Like stitching up a bleeding Sam who wasn't hallucinating that the suture needle was a meat hook.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Year that Might Have Been by Kelenloth reviews
"I'm… sorry…" He moaned for the billionth time – an inaudible whisper. His throat had been torn to the point of uselessness by his own terrible screams. - A re-telling of the Year that Never Was in which the Doctor is never aged. Doctor-whump, NON-slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,174 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Of Blackberry Jam, Jazz, and Monsters by theDubliner reviews
Ask John Watson anything about Sherlock Holmes and he's certain to have an answer. Ask John Watson the one question that matters and he's certain to tell a lie. Character sketch/Drabble - but good drabble, lol, promise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
One Man's Hell by StillWaters1 reviews
"Take a good look at Sam. You two will never see each other again." Henricksen had picked the wrong words to say. 3x12 reflection/missing scene.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2012 - V. Henricksen, Dean W. - Complete
Off the Grid by ruth baulding reviews
During the Clone Wars, the boys must leave the beaten track in order to avert disaster. Along the way, they make an unwilling ally, take up a new sport, and leave behind a huge mess.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
No Means No by bulmablue-eyes reviews
When Sherlock attends a party with John, he finds himself in a horribly familiar situation, and learns the meaning of the word 'No'. Warnings for rape/non-con & references to sexual abuse of a child
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
They Used to Call Me Emily, Mr Holmes by Nymphadora-CullenBAU reviews
Two unlikely breakfast partners meet at a French cafe... and realize that they aren't the only dead man/woman walking. Takes place after "The Reichenbach Fall" and "Lauren" for each respective universe. First ever crossover!
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2012 - E. Prentiss, Sherlock H. - Complete
What We Say and What We Mean by theDubliner reviews
"But loving John – loving John openly and selfishly and recklessly – could pose any number of difficulties." Mycroft finds John suffering a broken heart and offers Sherlock some brotherly advice: a study in the thoughts and words of Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Broken Cadence by ruth baulding reviews
The seventh time Anakin saves his master's life. Or sixth, if you ask Obi Wan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Aftermath by ruth baulding reviews
The Zygerrian slaving crisis is over, and its Jedi heroes walk away unscathed - or not.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Shoes by KsandraMallan reviews
"Oh, the ones that ran away! I never stopped." He never stops, never looks back. Chris Volpe's "Shoes" songfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
An Unexpected Request by Dengirl reviews
We don't always get the question we want asking but love can be its own reward.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Fallen Heroes by ruth baulding reviews
Ready or not, here it comes. Master and Padawan get a crash course in bonding.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
My Bestest Friend in the World by footshooter reviews
Crack. The Joker and Batman enjoy some downtime. Kinda. Swears and general madness \while I enjoy some downtime from my other fic/
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Devil's Own by monicawoe reviews
Lucifer is not a hallucination.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Sentimental by Raven Aorla reviews
Sherlock sighed. While the way things were heading were not a pleasant prospect by any degree, it seemed so eminently predictable. Moriarty tsked and cupped Sherlock's chin in his hand. "Don't be so pessimistic, my dear; Daddy's got plenty of plans."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Forever Mine by Dragonsrule00 reviews
Late one night Morgan is awaken by Reid knocking on his door. Reid is agitated and has a feeling that something is going to go wrong. Bad Summary, I know. Morgan/Reid SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Rated M for language, violence and adult situation.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Checkmate by KsandraMallan reviews
A short look at the final Gideon episodes. Written for a "chess" prompt.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - J. Gideon, S. Reid - Complete
Clash of the Titans by Anne Hedonia reviews
Four geniuses who all think they're right. Put together in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/The Mentalist/Sherlock, but I couldn't choose more than two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Teaching Credentials by ruth baulding reviews
The intimidating Jedi Master Jorus C'Baoth publicly questions Obi Wan's capacity to train the Chosen One.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,379 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Northern Exposures by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn and Lassiter travel north to repossess a yacht and discover more than they bargained for.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
September 16, Year That Never Was by frightened
prompt: "The Master unaging the Doctor out of loneliness, sometime during the year that never was." In the middle of the night on the Valiant, the Master comes looking for answers and company. The Doctor is seeking the same.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master
The Fifth-Grade Grinch by San Antonio Rose reviews
It's Christmas Eve. John's in the hospital too far away; the boys are snowed in, and Sammy's about to get on Dean's last nerve. Little do they know that they're about to get a visit from the world's weirdest Ghost of Christmas Future... (AU, Gen)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Carlton is the Reason for the Sneezin' by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn is sick over Christmas and blames Lassiter
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Christmas with The Joker by MangoKat reviews
The Joker loves Christmas and has a very special night planned for Batman and the People of Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Auld Lang Syne by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Will Graham gets a Christmas present.
Red Dragon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Christmas Miracle by SlasherrGirl reviews
When the rest of the team can't make it to Reid's Christmas Party, him and Prentiss find a way to entertain themselves.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Ghost of You by SlasherrGirl reviews
Songfic to Selena Gomez's Ghost of You. Martha reflects on her life now that such a big part is over. Spoilers for The Last of the Time Lords.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Martha J. - Complete
And All The World Drops Dead by Menthol Pixie reviews
Prompt: Gordon does more than just try and blow Sam to bits and pieces and he's a more formidable foe than even Dean realized. Read warnings!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Listen And Understand by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
The Master needs the Doctor to hear the drums, he needs him to understand how much it hurts. But, of course, there's a reason why he needs that.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
My Boys by A-very-supernatural-fan reviews
This is a story about the first time John Winchester left his boys with Bobby. Dean is 7, Sam is 3.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Tweet It by Ella M. Nite reviews
With only 160 characters some messages get lost in translation, such as one Sam Winchester thinking his alter-ego Jared Padalecki is dating fellow actor Misha. Meanwhile Misha is wondering what is going on with Jared. AU French Mistake. Sam/Misha
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
It's A River by Min Daae reviews
Lucifer has something to say about Sam's newfound "I'm good, really! That 180 years in Hell? I'm pretty much over it" state of mind.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
The Joker by footshooter reviews
Everyone always asks why? He asks why there has to be a reason. /I don't think there's any swearing or anything in this, but if there is can someone let me know to up the rating. Thanks!\
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Joker - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas by AhmoseInarus reviews
Written for Nebula2 for the CCOAC Gift Exchange - Morgan goes to spend Christmas with his mother and sisters, only realize that he is meant to be somewhere else... with the one he loves. Now he must get there by Christmas morning... M/R SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2011 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] P. Garcia, Fran M. - Complete
Lucky Gundarks by ruth baulding reviews
You fell into that nightmare, master. And I rescued you...remember?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Anniversary by SlasherrGirl reviews
Reid and Garcia show up to work late, wearing some unusual costumes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2011 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Secrets & Lies by Digitallace reviews
Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,754 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hero Worship by Rayne McKenna reviews
"Oh wow Reid, I didn't know androgynous looking dudes did it for ya. It's the whole slide of hand thing huh." Morgan grinned. This is SLASH. Rated 'T' for more adult themes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Tick Tock by SprinklesGirl96 reviews
Danny never thought his life could get any worse than what it has been, but it does... Inspiration from the song Tick Tock from Doctor Who. Slight Pompous Pep. REWRITTEN
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Quit While Your Ahead by SlasherrGirl reviews
Ashley walks into a bar and meets an old friend of the team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - A. Seaver, Elle G. - Complete
Checkmate by pearl84 reviews
Vlad forces Danny to leave everything behind in order to save Jazz. But just when the billionaire believes to have won his chess game against his young rival, Danny makes a single unexpected move. Now, it's anyone's game. But is it about winning anymore?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,037,915 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Happy Anniversary by NevWriting reviews
Sam has been trapped in the cage with Lucifer for fifty years. All that's left are the broken pieces of his mind. Trigger warnings: torture physical, psychological , suicidal thoughts, general character hurt. Possibly non-con if you look at it that way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
7 Days in Montana by StillWaters1 reviews
7x03 missing scene. For the first three days, the cabin was quiet. Then Sam woke up. Screaming.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Understanding by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
During the Year That Never Was, the Master's drawn to the Doctor's room when he hears him crying. They end up, less than nicely, discussing the time war. [Doctor/Master, dark themes]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Return of Red John by TheMentalistGirl reviews
Alternative Universe. After Season 3, Jane thinks he killed Red John. He starts a new life, but the ghost of his past, returns to threaten him. JANE PAIN. Jisbon. This is my third story in english. So.. Mercy on ME! xD
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ash by Menthol Pixie reviews
You never hear whether or not Sam woke up at all, even briefly, before leaving the hospital. What if he had? Alone, freaked out, maybe with Lucifer to keep him company... Spoilers for 7.03
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
John's Reason by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
Title is pretty self explanitory, but it's basically the reasons why John Winchester does the things he does. rated M for strong language near the end, and some minor gore, because some people might need to be warned bout the way i talk or write.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - John W. - Complete
What Shawn Hears by LadyCizzle reviews
What Shawn really hears whenever Carlton opens his mouth and talks to him and poor Lassiter doesn't have a clue. Slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Come Undone by purplehairedwonder reviews
7.01 tag. The Devil reveled in breaking Sam, curling up inside him and gluing the shattered pieces back together with his tainted, poisonous Grace. But this might very well break Sam beyond repair. And Lucifer knew it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Jar Of Blood by KKBELVIS reviews
Season Seven – Gawd! I love typing that!—Spoiler warning! A short Missing scene for 7-1. Freaked-out Sam. Amused, gloating Lucifer.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Take away my anxieties by dog-tooth reviews
When Stu's sister recieves a call off the man who ruined Stu's life she just knows that things are going to go wrong. What happens when the caller tries to see if Stu really has changed for the better?
Phone Booth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Kill to Save by DreamInInk reviews
"Tony, would you kill someone?"
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
The Price To Protect The White Knight by dreykar reviews
Directly after TDK, Gordon visits Arkham Asylum to question their latest patient about some urgent matters. He'd prefer to be at home in bed but at last they have the clown. What price do he and Batman have to pay to protect Dent's reputation?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Wonderful Thing about Tiggers by LadyRavena reviews
A missing scenette from The Year that Never was. Somethings we'd rather forget. Light.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
That Infernal Song by SchizophrenicMuffin reviews
The Master loves playing a certain song, just to tick off the Doctor. Set during the Year that Never Was. Drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Beyond Repair by fcol reviews
Darker AU from the final scenes of ESB. What was lost on Bespin can't be so easily replaced, and our heroes must make a final stand with what they have left. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,730 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Muted Light by whithertits reviews
Death sends Dean into the cage to get Sam's soul. Spoilers for 6x11.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Even More Tales Of Suspense by The Mulberry reviews
Forced to assist Gene in obtaining another ring, Team Iron Finds itself in yet another deadly situation. Can they survive? TonyXPepper and GeneXPepper. sequal to More Tales of Suspense
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011
A Thing or Two to Learn by Rayne McKenna reviews
"Most of the mistakes in thinking are inadequacies of perception rather than mistakes of logic." -Edward de Bono. Yes, this is SLASH.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/5/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
It's a mad world by VioletBaudelaire07 reviews
Reid wakes up and the world has gone mad. He's in Wales. There are dinosaurs. There are aliens. And on top of that, Hotch has the hots for him. All this is more than just slightly unnerving...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Tuesday by OnlyANorthernSong reviews
During a business meeting at Wayne Enterprises, an 'earthquake' rocks the foundation of the building. With the power out and the Joker in control, Batman must navigate his way to safety, while not compromising his identity to the few survivors.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bruce W., Joker - Complete
Blind Date by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Rigsby sets Jane up on a blind date. Van Pelt sets Lisbon up on a blind date. Coincidence? No copyright infringement intended. NOW COMPLETE, possible sequel to come.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Department of Removed Characters by SlasherrGirl reviews
After learning she won't be on the show next season, Ashley Seaver finds out where characters go after leaving the show.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - A. Seaver - Complete
The Petsitting Disaster by SlasherrGirl reviews
Garcia attempts to watch JJ's pet Cockatiel, unfortunately it doesn't go so well for her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2011 - P. Garcia - Complete
Deadly Games by Alison Burns reviews
When Reid shows up late to the BAU one day with a disturbing package in hand the team is thrown into a deadly game with one of the most dangerous unsubs they've seen in a long time. What happens when Reid disobeys orders to protect his team?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,604 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
You're what I want by J0j2 reviews
AU, EoT. The Master has taken over the universe and all that's in it. Now he wants to take over the Doctor. TenDoctor/Simm!Master. T for violence and intensity
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - The Master, 10th Doctor
Profiler, Profiled: The Aftermath by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
After Profiler, Profiled. Morgan is struggling. Reid tries to help. Morgan doesn't react well to finding out that Hotch and Reid are a couple. SLASH H/R, slight d/s
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,157 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - S. Reid
To Tweet or Not to Tweet by OpheliacAngel reviews
Zoey seems interested, so the least Coop can do is teach her about the coolness of Twitter. Also features a little appearance by O'Hara. No slash though. Not set during a specific season. I've been wanting to write something on Coop's Twitter obsession.
Nurse Jackie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
Tainted Scarlet by SierryaSkye reviews
Jane comes face to face with Red John, who gives him one final parting gift— A video of the night the psychopathic serial killer murdered Jane's family. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not Spencer? by MatildaHummingbird reviews
SHASSIE! When a body is found that has a striking resemblance to Shawn, Detective Carlton Lassiter is a little more then disturbed. Not because of the victim's looks but because of the new way the case starts to makes him see Shawn - romantically. DONE!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,937 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Revenge Game by Fuzzball457 reviews
Sequel to The Logic Game. May's back for revenge and Reid's once again in danger, only this time he's all alone. No slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Dearest Forsaken by crazybeagle reviews
"I could leave you like this, all day long. But I won't. And you know why?" Lucifer leaned down close, whispered in his ear. "Because you would lie here all week if you thought it would spite me." Tags to "Free to be You And Me" and "The End."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,474 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Red Brick Road by castiello reviews
When an interview goes horribly wrong, Jane is left injured and fleeing for his life alongside a traumatized young witness. A Season 2 adventure, set between "His Red Right Hand" and "A Price Above Rubies."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,012 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
a Road lEss traveleD by 221b Baker Street reviews
In physics, there are things that are called Quantum Events, small, seemingly insignificant events that change things on a grand scale, and in theory, creating multiple universes or timelines as repercussions. This is one of those stories...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,185 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
Sidekicks by The Truth's Lie reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House meet. Pointless drabble.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2011 - G. House, Sherlock H. - Complete
Guns Don't Kill People, Gun Shows Kill People by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter investigated a murder at the gun show. But will his fledgling relationship with Shawn also be a casualty? Sequel to Out of the Frying Pan and into the Firehouse, part of my Heterosexual Freakout Series.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Logic Game by Fuzzball457 reviews
Reid and Morgan are kidnapped by a whole new type of Unsub who wants to play a sick game with them. No slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,825 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Happy LifeDay, Baby by laloga reviews
This is what happens when Captain Rex goes to Anakin for some party planning advice.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Anakin S., Captain Rex - Complete
Consequences by Treenahasthaal reviews
A Father/son AU. What if Luke hadn't made it off the Death Star immediately following Kenobi's death?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,675 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Boba Fett
Let Me Be Your Hero by rubydesires reviews
Lassiter is surprised to see Shawn, hit and bleeding, at his door and takes care of him
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Bathroom Fortress by Fuzzball457 reviews
Sam's sick so up goes the Bathroom Fortress. Sick!Sam and awesome!Dean. No slash, pre-series.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Reality Bites by SlasherrGirl reviews
She'd known ever since Hotch announced there was going to be budget cuts it would be her that wouldn't be staying. My take on how Seaver will be leaving next season.T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - A. Seaver, D. Morgan - Complete
Independence Day by AhmoseInarus reviews
For the Chit Chat On Author's Corner Forum movie title challenge! Spencer Reid's first Independence Day after joining the BAUis the first time he gets to celebrate the holiday. And it helps him realize that he really is accepted by his new team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - S. Reid, J. Gideon
Second Skins by darkangel-silvermoon reviews
HE touched Reid...smut for smut's sake? This is slash, a oneshot- and M rate for a reason.If you don't like, don't read.Thank you in advance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Clear and Present Danger of Regarding Henry by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter decides to tell Henry Spencer that he's dating his son.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
You Called Me Detective by chocolaterose093 reviews
Lassiter seems pretty emotionless about Shawn's return to the station after being shot and kidnapped, but Shawn sees something in his eyes that suggests otherwise. Really good Shassie friendship; could be seen as slash.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Red Flag by Feralious reviews
He was dazed. People around him were running and screaming, but the sound didn't reach his ears. There was only deafening silence as he still looked down at the man who he had just killed. Killed. He was dead. He had gotten his revenge. - Post S3 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
Lady Vengeance by Rayne McKenna reviews
Hell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Two Men and A Baby by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter thinks Shawn is cheating on him.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
We Slept by seditionary reviews
Short fic told in the first person by Reid. He and Morgan are forced by circumstances to share a bed, and this makes Reid anxious. Somewhat humorous. Slash, sexual references, language. Based on a scene from the movie "Howl."
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Kidnapped by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Hotch is horrified to learn that not only his is SON kidnapped because of him but so is Reid. Reid tries and protects Jack no matter what, but some things are out of his control. Can Hotch save them? PLEASE PLEAE REVIEW! UPDATED!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010
Worst Date Ever by TheStigsWriterCousin reviews
Lassiter picks Shawn up after the worst date ever, now he'll have to keep Shawn out of some seriously hot water.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Unbound by obsessedwithstabler reviews
A look of shock and pain appeared on Shawn's face as the gun went off, and a white hot pain burned in his chest. His hands helplessly fluttered to his chest, where blood had begun to spurt wildly. AU to A Very Juliet Episode.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faithfully Condemned by fanfic crazy01 reviews
Reid is kidnapped. But there is a twist... Warnings: darkfic, whumpage rape, torture etc. in later chapters
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - S. Reid
Ash to Flame by Spark Shark reviews
A series of outtakes from Ashes of Our Lives/What We Have Left. Takes place during/after JJ & Reid's captivity. warnings: trauma, abuse, refs to non-con, ect. graphic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
Red Brick Walls by Meme333 reviews
Patrick Jane receives a call telling him to go to an alley at exactly nine 'o clock. He doesn't know who called, but a hunch tells him that it's someone he'll want to meet. However, the events that are to follow the call are unforeseeable, even to Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
After the Red Daze by IntoDarkness reviews
This is a follow up to Red Daze. I would suggest reading that first. Jane hijacked this story and I've no idea what he's up to, but he is really twisting the heartstrings of his CBI family. Warning Jane pain.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Patrick J.
Out of the Frying Pan and Into The Firehouse by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn and Lassiter attempt to make one another jealous, with disastrous results.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Sam's Hell by Ella M. Nite reviews
For a hundred-and-eighty years Sam's soul has been down in the cage with Lucifer, Michael and Adam. Thank goodness for the rules ... otherwise Sam thinks he might have been in agony the entire time.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Round and Round by planetofmars reviews
That's when the idea nearly struck her off her feet: she needed to mesh them together!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 11,510 - Follows: 1,313 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cowboy Casanova by TheMistressOfDoom reviews
Harry realizes his true feelings as does a certain blond. When a tipsy Harry leaves a Hogwarts' party, Draco seeks him out and one thing leads to another. Read and Review. I suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jack of Diamonds, Queen of Hearts by 221b Baker Street reviews
A series of short stories set in the early years of Patrick Jane and Angela Ruskin Jane , events and experiences all leading up to that fateful day. A continuation of Courting Fire, because so many asked. Dedicated to allanon9
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010
Pineapple Kisses by rubydesires reviews
Shawn wants something from his favorite detective and decides to do it Little Mermaid style.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
You're So Hypnotizing by prettyinpink0650 reviews
It seems Michael was more mesmerizing to David than it appeared! Songfic- E.T by Katy Perry
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - David, Michael E. - Complete
Innocence Is Fatal by TigerBlossom reviews
Shawn has done it again, somehow managing to get himself into trouble. But is Carlton willing to help him this time? SLASH Warnings inside.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2011 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
The Playground Rules for Crushes by rubydesires reviews
Shawn thinks Lassiter hates him. Lassiter thought how he felt was obvious.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Pet the Puppy by LaylaBinx reviews
"Are you…Are you petting him?" Hehe,silly fluff and Sally teasing the boys! Cute and fluffy! Can be read as either SLASH or NON-SLASH! However you feel like reading :D
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Spare Time by Rayne McKenna reviews
Derek teaches Spencer a little bit about ball handling. Rated 'T' for pervy puns and sexual innuendos.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
How Many Times Do You Want To Die? by patster223 reviews
The pale figure gasps against the table, limbs cruelly stretched spread eagle and tied down. Red rivulets of blood run down his torso as a silver knife glints in the light. "P-Please," he sobs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
What Matters Most by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Emily is willing to suffer for her mistakes with Doyle but she can't bear the idea of him going after Reid, or the rest of the BAU team. Is she too late to protect them?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Pineapples in the Shower by TheStigsWriterCousin reviews
How the bank heist episode of season 3 should have ended. Still getting used to the rating system, might be overrated just to be safe.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] - Complete
Booty Call by Rayne McKenna reviews
The very technology that Derek curses, might just turn out to be his saving grace.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Family Ties by kelhome reviews
Ben gets an up close look at what family really means.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Making Sense by clair beaubien reviews
Sam has gotten his soul back, and he tries to ask Dean a question. But is he making any sense?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Shall I compare thee to a Pineapple? by libco reviews
Shawn always goes too far. A drabble.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
The Unexpected by You'llRememberMe reviews
We all know Shawn's childish nature drives Lassiter up the wall. But do we know how far? This story is the answer to that question. If there are future chapters they will have their own summaries inside. This is the first story like this I've written. PREVIOUSLY TITLED "WELL, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED"
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Taken by irishchic799 reviews
While watching Henry, Reid and his godson are attacked and kidnapped by an unknown assailant. Will the team find them in time to save Reid and Henry or will tragedy strike their family?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,856 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
2 AM by ShooBeans reviews
Morgan has trouble sleeping. Morgan/Reid Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
I Saw the News Today, Oh Boy by patientalien reviews
The Holonet spreads a rumor.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
The Impala Conundrum by Team Free Will reviews
I always knew Sheldon would be the death of me. - CRACK-FIC!
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sam W., Sheldon C. - Complete
Five Scenes They Left Out of The Great Game by Soujinesque reviews
Or, what was going on leading up to the pool scene. Rated for Moriarty is depraved.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Your Leg is Touching Me by Mystic25 reviews
Not what you think. Sam is sick after a hunt, and Dean is doing…things. But, he's trying to make him feel better damnit! NOT WINCEST
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
What We Have Left by Spark Shark reviews
Sequel to Ashes of Our Lives. After their captor disappears, they still feel him watching. He won't give up until he's finished what he's started, and there's nowhere left to hide.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,023 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
A Day in the Life by TheaterBug reviews
When Shawn Spencer and Head Detective Carlton Lassiter are together, they're always at odds. At least one of them would, at some point, claim to hate the other. When it comes to these two though, is there more than meets the eye? Not Shassie, very canon.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Adoption by foreverpadfoot reviews
AU Story. Spencer is a ten-year old boy in the Nevada foster system. When Rossi and the team are called to Las Vegas to catch a child killer who now has Spencer Rossi bonds with the boy and decides to adopt him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,166 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Out of the Closet and Into The Frying Pan by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter breaks the law and learns more than he bargained for.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,724 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
Red Fear by The Harmonizer reviews
Your favorite CBI team finds its most popular member once again at the merciless hands of its most notorious killer: Red John. But this time, let's just say, things dont go quite as smoothly. Rated T for torture and minor language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jonathon Redding by 221b Baker Street reviews
A series of grisly murders and a string of strange names leads Jane and the crew to the 'University of California, Berkeley', where a figure out of history awaits them... Dedicated to Yaba, the encourager!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010
Understanding Dr Reid by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Fran, Desiree, and Sarah Morgan meet Spencer Reid, the intricate man who stole Derek's heart. What happened at the Morgan house during Profiler, Profiled. Pre-slash Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Pretty Boy It's Cold Outside by Mystery Hunter reviews
Reid sat on Morgan's couch long after everyone had left the party. "Please Morgan, it's late-" "You're staying here Reid. You're not going home. That's final." ... Reid bolted upwards, a scream on his lips. The next minute he heard footsteps on the stairs
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Mouthwatering by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Sam and Dean find themselves in a dank underground prison in the clutches of a creature that wants more than just a taste of them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
25 to Life by Reidemption reviews
Abusive!Boyfriend fic. Morgan stumbles on something he wasn't supposed to see - In an effort to keep his privacy Reid begins pushing him away - But what happens when Morgan doesn't back down? DISCLAIMER: I don't own them but I wish I did.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Apathy by RoughDraftHero reviews
"Shh, Lassie," Shawn replied, petting the cop's head. He heard a faint growl, and smiled. slash shassie Shawn/Lassiter one shot
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
How To Train Your Psycho by SyFyDiva reviews
Tag to Yin 3 in 2D: AU - Shawn is kidnapped by Yin and used to train his new assistant. EPISODE SPOILERS. Shawn Whump. Rated T for Violence. **COMPLETE**
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,530 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Shawn S., Mr. Yin - Complete
The Consanguine Mind by Pipsy reviews
Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,281 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Shawn's Night Before Christmas by domina tempore reviews
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the station, not a creature was stirring, not a single policeman..." Secret Santa gift for Psychfic fic exchange.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
A Moriarty Christmas by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Moriarty wants Sherlock for Christmas, and he can't very well ask Santa. He thinks of a plan. Jim/Sherlock one-sided
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sunrise Serenade by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Lassiter wakes up with someone in his bed, who by all means should never be there, yet he's actually not all that angry about having around. Shassie. Sequel to In the Mood.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
The Death of Mary Sue by Ms.Teragram reviews
A very special murder
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Touched for the Very First Time by coffeebuddha reviews
Things take a turn for the interesting after Shawn helps a drunk Lassie get home from the bar. Set during 1x10, From the Earth to the Starbucks.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Praise Be Sleep Talking by PerfectlyPsychotic reviews
Everyone falls asleep on planes, including Carlton and Shawn. To bad one of them talks in their sleep, things get pretty cuddly pretty quick. Shassie Oneshot
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Destiny by Shy Snootles reviews
An entry for the challenge: "Write a story set during the Empire Strikes Back movie, featuring the Luke and Vader father-son theme. A homage to Irvin Kershner." Mutilated and in shock, Luke makes a desperate appeal to Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Sky Is Darkening Like A Stain by Min Daae reviews
Lucifer and Sam, in hell. And that really ought to be enough. High-T for torture and just plain nastiness, semi-canon compliant.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Justice by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Hotch goes off the deep end after his wife s death. Reid tries to help and gets himself and Morgan abducted by an UnSub who is no stranger to them. pre-slash M/R FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,125 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Michael Corleone by LilianClassic reviews
A short descriptive essay on Michael Corleone, check it out.
Godfather - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dark Knight: The Killing Joke by El Cuero reviews
Alan Moores classic tale of the Jokers origin revisited with the Joker seen in The Dark Knight in mind. A little tale of how all madness takes is a little push.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Definitely Not By The Book by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter writes a how-to manual
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by coffeebuddha reviews
Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Case of The Friendly Indians by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn and Lassiter visit a friend from Lassiter's police academy days. Sequel to Carlton's Worst Inhibitions.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Drabbles About Reid by the-vampire-act reviews
Series of Drabbles about Reid of all genres. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 44,728 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Tyger, Tyger by 221b Baker Street reviews
Chicago, 1975. Just one theory about the very beginning, the powerful world of trauma and the fearful symmetry of life.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Hidden by purplerayz reviews
Reid disappears at a house the team is searching, and only he knows how close, yet so far, the team is to finding him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Coffee Debacle by Rayne McKenna reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Arsenic and Red Lace by 221b Baker Street reviews
Stomach flu epidemic at the CBI and murder at a Nursing Home in Rocklin, CA. Jane is getting sick and Lisbon is getting worried - could there by more than milk and sugar in the tea? A tribute to a classic play, dedicated to Alamo Girl!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010
The Kid by 2amWritersClub reviews
Morgan runs into an old friend who has been appointed the job of teaching self defence to the new recruits at Quantico. Can he help him with the most hopeless pupil he's ever taught? Set pre Season One.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Zero by Bonkers4Reid reviews
One-shot about Reid in high school. Reid's teacher is letting the students pick their groups for a project. Where does the young genius fit in? Inspired by something that happened to me. Read the author's notes!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Devil is a Card Shark by Trollmela reviews
"Just lucky." Truth is, having Lucifer in your head is usually not a good thing. But apparently the devil is a card shark, though that doesn't mean that Sam always has to listen to him. Takes place during episode 5.07 The Curious Case of Dean Winchester
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Family by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
What if Reid wasn't an only child? How would things have been though the series if Reid had siblings? JJ/Reid tossed in there as well, as long as I'm messing with the canon.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,230 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Five Spencer Reid Drabbles by SlasherrGirl reviews
Five little 100 word or more drabbles about Spencer Reid. Warning:Character Death & Morgan/Reid slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Special by China Dolly reviews
There were moments in life that Spencer Reid wished he knew how to interact with others normally without rambling on about facts and statistics. Male x Male
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Game by lazywriter123 reviews
A man wants to play a deadly game, with Jack and Henry's lives at stake. The man wants only Spencer to play his game but why?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
What's Said and Unsaid by darkangel-silvermoon reviews
IF YOU DON"T LIKE SLASH DON"T READ! After Alaska, Reid's freaked, Morgan wants to know why. I own nothing except the known fact can you own a fact? that Morgan/Reid belong together. Get with the program People.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Out in the Light by morgo7kc reviews
When the BAU team finally gives up their search in New Jersey and returns to Quantico, their lives are turned upside down once again by Carson Zander. Sequel to my story "Into the Darkness". You should read that first. I do not own Criminal Minds.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,202 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, P. Garcia - Complete
Pay No Attention To That Man Behind The Plexiglass by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn causes a distraction.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Illuminated by PinkHimeLacus reviews
The darkness is overtaking Spencer, can Derek show him the light before it's too late to reach him? Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Scavengers by myownmind reviews
The final chapter of the West's saga. Reid and Hotch are found only to be lost again. Who have them and what do they want from the injured agents? Please read to find out. Warning: Reference made to previous sexual abuse. May be more, not sure yet.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,830 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
It's Another Ditch by purplerayz reviews
Missing Rossi/Reid scene from 6x05 "Safe Haven".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Are You? by DySolo reviews
What would have happened if JJ went to find Spencer instead of having a drink with Will? During Jones 02X18
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Elevator Revelations by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU team gets stuck in an elevator overnight, so Morgan decides to play a little game of Truth or Dare! This will be fun... Slightly Reid centric if you squint
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling, And 1600 Dollars by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter gets even with Shawn for his outrageous hotel bill
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Courting Fire by 221b Baker Street reviews
One possible scenario of a rather important time in the life of young Patrick Jane. A one-off.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Keep Each Other Human by CeCe Away reviews
Tag to both 5.03 Free to Be You and Me and 5.04 The End. "Sam lifted his head, trying to be defiant, but the effect was wasted with the low tremors visibly rattling through him."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Breaking the silence by canny-bairn reviews
Reid, Halloween and Rossi trapped on the BAU jet with no where to go! Takes place after the episode 'About Face' and written for the Chit Chat Corner's Candy Land Challenge!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2010 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
This Ship by Treenahasthaal reviews
Endings are easy. It's the new beginnings that are difficult. A missing ANH scene.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Luke S. - Complete
Hair For A Good Time, Not A Long Time by Ms.Teragram reviews
A traumatic event for Shawn causes him to rethink his personal timeline.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Entrusted by nebula2 reviews
Morgan wakes up to find a message on his phone from someone he didn't expect to hear from.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,274 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Sweet Song by supernaturalsammy67 reviews
He said he'd take the gag off. Sam still fights. Endgame.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
What They Heard by Rayne McKenna reviews
The team finds out what really goes bump in the night.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
What's Up Doc? by Rayne McKenna reviews
After an awkward moment on a case, Morgan tries to talk to Reid when the relentless teasing from the team goes too far. If you enjoy this one I wrote a sequel to it called 'Busted'
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Obscuritate by gibrelina reviews
A journey through an underground passageway might bring more light than darkness over their lives. Everyone is scared of something.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Second to the Right by Amazing Bluie reviews
Sometimes the Doctor makes a bigger mess of things than he ever realizes...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2010 - 10th Doctor, Peter P. - Complete
Interim by 2amWritersClub reviews
Morgan has a long night at the hospital as he stays with Reid in the aftermath of Amplification. Does he really do it alone?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Deuteronomy 3235 by Rayne McKenna reviews
What should have been the start of a wonderful, two week vacation turns into a nightmare for Morgan and Reid. SLASH.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Shadows of Blood by kazlynh reviews
After Cloud City, the search for Han leads Luke and Wedge into Vader's grasp
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Glitter by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
Cordy asks Angel sort of a weird question, Mentions Twilight, rather hatefully. Rating is for language. Used to be on here as Bedazzle, I edited it and changed some things.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Angel, Cordelia C. - Complete
The Second X File by AhmoseInarus reviews
The team is called in on a serial rapist. Once they arrive and see all the evidence, Reid comes to the conclusion that they are dealing with an Incubus. They call in Mulder and Scully, but then Reid becomes a victim... Hotch/Reid, Reid/OMC UnSub non-consensual
Crossover - X-Files & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,984 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] F. Mulder, UNSUB - Complete
Scared to Death by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Reid is seperated in the building while searching for Dr. Howard. Dr. Howard doesn't jump but captures Reid and tries to find out what Reid's afraid of and to study him. Can the team save Reid in time? Can Reid handle being captured again? PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010
The Lonely Doctors Club by Onedergirl reviews
Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
Please Don't Go by KianaNic reviews
For 2 years their relationship has been a secret, but has Derek finally crossed a line? Warning: This is a SLASH one shot. If you do not like homosexual couples, do not read! Inspired by Wingstarvegeta's prompt on Comment Fic on 22 April 2010.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/18/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Pineapple of Hospitality by Ms.Teragram reviews
After three weeks of sex, Shawn wants to broach the possibility of dating. His plans are complicated by the arrival of Lassiter's brother.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
A Good Hand of Cards by Sandylee007 reviews
A tiny break room with a very uncomfortable bed doesn't sound exactly like the most romantic environment. But with a rough case ending Morgan and Reid don't really mind. MILD MorganxReid –slash. ONESHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Enemies by Tomboy13 reviews
Reid runs afoul of a FBI agent from Florida who is out for revenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Speed Dating And Smoothies by Parker Stark reviews
"Hey! No damaging the merchandise!" Shawn scolded, rubbing the now-sore spot on his ass. Lassiter gave a toothy smirk that made Shawn blush a little. "I own it, I can hit it if I want." Shawn blushed bright red at the double entendre. Established Shassi
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Profiling a Romance by Nathifa Neema reviews
The ladies of the BAU speculate on the nature of two of their co-workers' relationship, using the best of their profiling abilities. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Coffee Pot Mornings by Nathifa Neema reviews
One of many mornings spent by Reid and Morgan in front of the coffee pot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Survivors by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Hankel wasn't in view, but the camera kept rolling, showing just how still and fragile Reid was. "He's dead?" The missing reactions from episode 2.15 - Revelations. Includes reactions from Hotch, JJ, Prentiss, Morgan, and some Garcia. One-shot drabble.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Worthless by Jomel10 reviews
John is hurt when Sherlock forgets to meet him again. What is their friendship worth? Meanwhile, Sherlock has a dramatic confrontation with Anderson, which will change everything. Can John help Sherlock recover? ADULT THEMES/RAPE WARNING. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,000 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Fury by Loose Screw reviews
Three of the team members are kidnapped by a man with a grudge. He will do almost anything to have his demands met, but something doesn't go quite right and the team is forced to work their hardest in order to save one of their own.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,013 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010
Fallacies of Normalcy by Sandylee007 reviews
While trying to recover from a yet another rough night, Reid wonders just how much more of this he'll be able to take. VERY mild slash maleOCxReid mentions of abuse A POTENTIAL FIVESHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
In the Mood by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Lassiter has never been much for dancing. Shawn loves to dance. A long night, a bust at a nightclub and Glenn Miller lead to a situation neither detective thought they'd find themselves in, one which Shawn had kind of secretly hoped for. Shassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Mind of a Murderer by MissdaVinci77 reviews
Grissom and his team need help to catch a serial killer and who do they call? The BAU of course. I own neither CSI nor Criminal Minds. Rated T for violence. REVIEW PLEASE!
Crossover - CSI & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Nick S., S. Reid
Safe by wildwordwomyn reviews
Morgan has a talk with Reid, causing fear and hope to blossom.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Truth or Dare by LoveMeThatsAllIAskOfYou reviews
Morgan and Reid get trapped in a storage unit...what happens, they play truth or dare of course. Written for the Pick Your Own Pair on Chit Chat on Author's Corner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Lost And Found by wildwordwomyn reviews
Morgan's lost inside his head and in the world. That is until Reid gathers the courage to find him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Two by Thunderstar666 reviews
After Fredo's death, Michael thinks he's alone. Tom/Michael friendship. Oneshot.
Godfather - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Logic by purplerayz reviews
The team gets stuck in an elevator, and Reid tries not to fall apart in front of them as a bad memory comes up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/30/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Convention by boothandboneslove reviews
Morgan agrees to attand a Star wars convention with Spencer.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
If the Foundations Be Destroyed by alice chess reviews
Post-TDK. Bruce Wayne's life goes from bad to worse, courtesy of his newly-escaped archnemesis. How can the Joker be defeated when Batman is in his unknowing clutches? Includes OCs. Violence, possible deaths.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,383 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Just Blow on That by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Derek is jealous and protective of Spencer, especially when guns get involved. A one-shot depicting Derek's feelings during several moments of the episode "L.D.S.K." Probably won't make sense unless you've seen the episode. Morgan/Reid slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Red Daze by IntoDarkness reviews
A distant figure lurched and stumbled, like a scene stolen from a zombie movie. Carlos recognized the man's profile and curly honey blond hair. Crap, all he needed was a Patrick Jane incident. Jane pain.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by illogicallyponed56 reviews
Sometimes Spencer has nightmares.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
My Own Funeral by Faye Dartmouth reviews
There had been two Deans. Sam had been so certain the one who had died was the shifter. Dean had been so Dean, but this was not his brother. Tag to Skin
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dying A Little With the Wings by Regency reviews
AU. The aftermath of a plane crash, as lived by Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Spencer For Hire by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn goes undercover as a male escort.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Unexpectedly Expecting by AhmoseInarus reviews
H/R - When Reid finds out he is pregnant, his life becomes a massive struggle both physically and emotionally as he must accept his condition, and hide it from the world while making decisions. But unknown to Reid and the team, he is being watched...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,825 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] Haley H., UNSUB - Complete
Gublerland by SSAFunbar reviews
Garcia sends Morgan an e-mail with a link to MGG's website.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by lazywriter123 reviews
Spencer has a crazy dream, enough said. A funny story to warm your heart for the day.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
You know your obsessed with Criminal Minds if by MrsShemarMoore reviews
Just a little funny spoof. Lets see how many you agree with. Now thirty of them! I'll keep adding if you keep reviewing!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009
Nyctophobia by 1xadzy3dgftw1xLSNx3dg1xMGG reviews
ONE - SHOT By definition, Nyctophobia is a phobia characterized by an acute fear of the darkness. It is triggered by the mind's disfigured perception of what would or could happen when in a dark environment. But what caused Reid to be afraid?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Requiem by REIDFANATIC reviews
**SPOILER: Elephant's Memory** One Shot Reid faces a tough decision resulting from a former case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by Chloe Winchester reviews
Something horrible has happened to Hotch, he just has no idea what it is. With the team just as baffled and trying to find a missing Reid, it becomes a nightmare they all feared, an unsub targeting them. Hurt!Hotch Hurt!Reid NO SLASH! M for sexual abuse
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Codex of a Killer by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
At four-thirty in the afternoon on Monday 24th August a letter arrived at the BAU... 20qfp-cofp...20qfp...20qfp...aoos... 02/08/10 - NOW COMPLETE! OH MY God... it's finished...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,234 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Walkers with the Dawn by ShaNini86 reviews
Just a one-shot post "Paradise" EP. Title taken from the Langston Hughes poem "Walkers with the Dawn." Please let me know what you think.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
How Things Have Changed by Casteline reviews
Henry has a little talk with Shawn. Shawn/Lassie slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Reid Is The Bomb by MissdaVinci77 reviews
There is a major miscommunication between Reid and his team, and for the life of him he, cannot understand what is so funny. Oneshot. Read and Review please:
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Ashes of Our Lives by Spark Shark reviews
JJ and Reid disappear without a trace, and this time the team will not come for them; they're going to have to get themselves out of this one if they're going to escape. Their time is running out. whump. 2010 CM Profiler's Choice Awards winner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,031 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
A Letter to the Fangirls by morgo7kc reviews
Reid has a request for the fangirls. One-shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Love of My Life by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Spencer and Derek discuss who would be the best person to replace them if they died in the line of duty. Jealousy ensues. Morgan/Reid one-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away In a Box by Ms.Teragram reviews
Shawn and Lassiter are buried alive.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
A Real Gift by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Lassiter never cared much for holiday traditions. Working late after the Fuller case, he finds something on his desk that may start to change his mind. Set after "Gus' Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy!", slight spoilers. Pre-Shassie.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Going down by ReadingYourThoughts reviews
It's going down. You won't be able to stop it. Enjoy their deaths. Delapsus sum.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,263 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Things you do to get your Lassie by schritttempo reviews
Shawn gets visited by Lassiter instead of Juliet at the end of episode 3x08 "Gus walks into a Bank" to clear up a missunderstanding. Shawn/Lassie This story contains pre-slash, don't like, don't read!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Into the Darkness by morgo7kc reviews
The team travels to Brick, New Jersey in search of a serial killer who shoots to death his victims in front of their family. Will the case have a tragic ending? COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Rain, Rain Go Away by FishieGurl reviews
Agent Hotchner was not having a good day. Getting into a car accident with the youngest member of the team just made it a whole lot worse. No Slash. Lots of Whump. Sequel is up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,497 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Not Again! by cant-take-it-anymore reviews
ok so im puting this story on hiatus because 1: i havent updated in awhile and 2: i dont have the inspiration to continue writing it. so if anyone would like to take it and finish the story message me !
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2010 - S. Reid
Ballistic Trauma by Miles333 reviews
Reid is shot. The experience is more painful than he anticipated.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by newsieflip88 reviews
Once again, Reid finds himself fighting for his life, but this time it's more than just his life that's at stake. Will the team be able to crack the case before it's too late? Please R&R! Love to hear what you think!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - S. Reid
The Joys Of Fatherhood by angel-death-dealer reviews
After the birth of his son, Rigsby has some doubts about what it takes to be a father. Luckily, Jane is there to talk him down. JaneRigsby friendship. Rigspelt. Implied Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Wayne R., Patrick J. - Complete
The Talk by Katie Ladmoore reviews
Vader must do the most awkward thing as a parent: giving Luke "The Talk." Luke asks some rather odd questions, and awkwardness ensues! AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Liar by Oroburos69 reviews
Red John reminds Jane of why he can't have nice things. Red John/Jane non-con.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Patrick J., Red John
The Case of the Missing FBI Profiler by Yaraslava Rada reviews
Just as the title says, although it's not your normal Kidnapping...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Fresh Eyes by REIDFANATIC reviews
Will a conversation with a friend and the consequences give Reid a new perspective?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia
Simon's Words by purplerayz reviews
That was all it took. That small moment of hesitation was all that was need for his reaction to be a second too slow. - Sequel to my story "Simon Says".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Give it back by Camacartz reviews
Morgan tries to stop Reid from having his morning coffee
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Trafficking by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 12 - Reid is abducted and the team finds him for auction on the internet. When they fail to find him before the auction closes, it's a race against time to reach him before he's delivered to the buyer, and lost for good... SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] UNSUB - Complete
Reid's First Day by half broken moon reviews
It's Reid's first day at the BAU and someone gets off the wrong foot. Will Reid have the confidence to prove people wrong? Final chapter up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
You Have The Right To Remain Silent by Ms.Teragram reviews
Eighteen year old Shawn is arrested and passed off to a rookie Officer Lassiter for booking.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Entrapment by Hanna Sedai reviews
Coffee. Traps. Betrayal. Even after serving as Slade's apprentice for a year Robin is still searching for a solution, a way to defeat Slade. Expansion of my oneshot "Coffee Break."
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,535 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
His Blood On My Hands by scorching roses reviews
Short oneshot after Sex, Birth, Death. Slight Reid/Prentiss but mainly friendship. Reid can still feel his blood on his hands.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Prologue A obsession to far by Pipzrulestheworld reviews
How much will it take for Reid to break. When will his torment stop. When a serial Killer with a love for torture takes Reid the team have exactly 5 days to find him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,475 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Confidence by Hidge reviews
Oneshot set after 1x20 - "Charm & Harm". Spencer Reid has struggled with self-confidence his entire life. Will a trip home to Vegas, a high school reunion, and a friend help him find it? Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Elle G., S. Reid - Complete
Frozen Reliance by the-vampire-act reviews
The case gets personal once more when the UnSub forces the team to play a game of life and death in the woods. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
CBS done WHAT! by apracot reviews
What the team think of two of the characters on their favourite TV show being cut... sound familiar? This is dedicated to AJ and Paget! T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Lessons Learned the Hard Way by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU is threatened by a dangerous unSub holding one of their own hostage. What would each of them do to make sure their team member makes it home alive? Will they find him and how will Reid cope? Reid whumpage. I do not own Criminal Minds. Duh
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
There He Sits by CherryBerryB reviews
Okay. This is a poem about Revelations 2x15 . Sooo...ya. BTW-i know you don't actually hear Hankel talking, but it's implied. thank you much!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, Tobias H. - Complete
Stronger by ladyreapermc reviews
Reid visits Hotch in the hospital after Foyet's attack. Based on the prompt lost scene from 64damn prompts. References to Nameless, Faceless.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Swear to Shake it Up if You Swear to Listen by TheVillainofTheStory reviews
The annual FBI masquerade ball. An unwilling genius. A plan to rock everyone's socks off. The story of how Spencer Reid actually enjoyed himself at a party.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Undercover and Overwhelmed by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter and O'Hara go undercover at a gay resort and run into some unexpected friends. Sequel to Lassiter Rides the Pineapple Express.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Fan The Flame With Water by CarrieAnnB reviews
Quick story of a funny scene I would love on Criminal Minds. Morgan and Prentiss had to cancel their date plans because of a case, and now their discussing it...in a bathroom. Enjoy. :
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
How To Solve A Problem Like Maria by MissdaVinci77 reviews
A young woman has a crush on Dr. Spencer Reid, only he doesn't know it! With a little help from Morgan, will our genius make his move? Oneshot. I do not own Criminal Minds... Review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Simon Says by purplerayz reviews
You have a decision to make. Every hour that is. Either I kill someone, or I hurt him in whichever way I choose. - An unsub forces the team to make a hard decision.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Que Sera Sera: Whatever Will Be, Will Be by Holly Sophia reviews
All Spencer Reid can remember is being attacked at home. When he wakes, he is trapped in a small room, at the mercy of an unseen madman. What will he do to save his life before the clock runs out?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,890 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Morgan Started It by MissdaVinci77 reviews
It's too hot, so Morgan and Garcia find a way to cool down, BAU style. Cute oneshot. I do not own Criminal Minds. Reviews loved.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Out of Reach by PancakeMassacre reviews
Reid is kidnapped… again. Can the team find him in time? WARNING: has more than earned its M rating. No pairings but lots of whump
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Deadman's Hand by mabelreid reviews
When a desperate William Reid reaches out to Spencer for help, the team must return to Las Vegas. This time, what happens in Vegas may not stay there.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,808 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Words by the-vampire-act reviews
Drabble-like. After Gideon leave, Reid needs a friend.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
A Lesson in Spelling by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. Jack has questions after watching a movie with his dad. Reid has answers. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Happy You're In Love by Dragonsmaidan reviews
Austin comes to Quantico. How will Morgan handle it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Episode Withdrawal by purplerayz reviews
Are any of you starting to go through withdrawal without any new episodes yet? I am... And so is Reid! - This is NOT meant to be taken seriously.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Game Night by OnlyANorthernSong reviews
After taking everyone in a Toy Store hostage, Joker invites Batman- and Batman only- to come over and save them. So Bats comes over, and they play some board games.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bruce W., Joker - Complete
Good Witches and White Lies by mswyrr reviews
Missing scene from 2x23. What happened after Red John left?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Quiet Ones by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Anyone watching Reid in an interrogation room knows it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Grumpy and Gimpy by SpecialParanoia reviews
Reid and Garcia stuck in an elevator. Silly little one-shot, not meant to be taken seriously.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
The Not So Secret Life of Dr Spencer Reid by MissdaVinci77 reviews
Morgan realizes that he does not know anything personal about his collegue. So what does he do? Snoop. What does he find? Not what he expected. I do not own Criminal Minds, although I like to pretend I do
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Lessons In Driving by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
It turns out Reid is good in a car chase, and Morgan wonders where he acquired that skill. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Tobias by theweirdworder reviews
Tobias has always listened to what his father says. But when an FBI agent is taken and tortured, he questions the morality of it. Feeling empathy for the stranger,Tobias does the best he can to help him. Tobias' POV during Revelations.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Tobias H., S. Reid - Complete
So He Has a Few Quirks by mabelreid reviews
One Shot Spoilers for Exit wounds. Why doesn't Morgan want to bunk with Reid? No Slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Coffee Break by Hanna Sedai reviews
Oneshot. Robin is still Slade's apprentice. One year later he takes a coffee break and is reminded of why he fights to save himself and the Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Too Much at Once by cause.A.scene reviews
Basically, this is a "what if" story. What if Reid's gunsot wound in "Facelss, Nameless" was a bit more serious? Slight AU to part of "Faceless, Nameless" so, spoilers for that episode. Enjoy! Complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Some Other Time, Maybe by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Spencer promised to tell his father about the bad things that have happened to him some other time, and the opportunity has arisen. Sort-of sequel to "Take Your Dad to Work Day." Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Jeux D'esprit by Spark Shark reviews
A car carrying two agents crashes in the night, and it isn't an accident. The team isn't coming for them, and the unsub is getting closer. At this point, survival is all that matters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,100 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Here For You by Hanna Sedai reviews
Oneshot. After the events of the Apprentice episodes, Robin receives a nightly visit from his former mentor. Not slash.
Crossover - Batman & Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Robin - Complete
Two Teams One Aim by Mishcabe reviews
The BAU has been called to assist Special Agent Gibbs, one of the best NCIS special agents. Together both teams fight to catch a serial killer who finds pleasure in killing navel wives while their husbands are deployed. Contains swearing, violence ect
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
The Highest Tower by AmazingGrace36 reviews
Complete! Snape stumbles upon Harry at the top of the Astronomy Tower just a few nights after Sirius' death and the revealing of Harry's fate. With Harry standing on the wall, arms outstretched and rambling about destinies, maybe there's reason to worry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
That Which He Needs by AmazingGrace36 reviews
Complete! The only element of consistency in Harry Potter's life always seemed to be the death of the people he loved. One more death, so soon after the last, pushes Harry over the edge. He finds comfort in a most unexpected place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Exodus 21:17 by WalkingDictionary reviews
An extended scene from Revelations. Major spoilers.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2010 - S. Reid, Tobias H. - Complete
The Distraction by Invaderk reviews
Oneshot. Hotch isn't usually the one getting this sort of late-night phone call, but that doesn't stop him from doing everything he can to help when Reid falls into a violent relapse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/3/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
The Truth About River by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Crackfic! the Doctor and Amy get called by a hospital, one of the Doctor's friends is about to go in for surgery. the real truth about River Song is revealed much to the Doctor's horror
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
How To Save A LifeThe Fray by lovedrreid reviews
A songfic inspired by title . Reid is having trouble with some things and Morgan seems to make it worse to Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Four Steps Back and Twelve Meters Down by MidnightWraith reviews
The un-sub had said he would get revenge for his brother’s death in the cruelest way possible. Written for Vampire-Act’s competition.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
As A Kite by Ravenspear reviews
In which Jane is high, Rigsby is mortified, and Cho is stoic. Jane/Cho.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Reid's Biggest Mistake by Cappsy reviews
Sometimes people have to learn something the hard way. Even people as smart as Dr. Spencer Reid must.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Rain Falls and the Sky Shudders by ar-poe reviews
Spencer's mind was going into overdrive, running in circles and continuously coming back to that one thought. Established Morgan/Reid relationship, drug recovery, very mild slash. Spoilers for 'The Big Game' and 'Revelations.'
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Bad Day by SayidRocks reviews
Spencer Reid is having one of those days where everything goes wrong, with humorous results.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Stranger Game by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. Can be considered missing scene from 'The Fight'. Mick, Prentiss, and Reid talk as they work though the case files. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Normal Fans by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
While looking for potential BAU recruits, Reid receives a pleasant surprise. Odd little oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Child Abuser by yamimitsukai reviews
Luke I am your father." Vader said dramatically. "I don't believe you." "Why?" "Because then you are a child abuser!" A parody of the unforgettable scene between Father and Son in Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Uncle Spencer by SayidRocks reviews
Spencer Reid babysits his godson Henry overnight, while Henry's parents JJ and Will attend a family event. A few days later he faces humorous consequences at work when adorable photos of he and his godson make the rounds at the F.B.I.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Reid, Henry L. - Complete
Definitions of the Word Fine by Menthol Pixie reviews
Sequel to The Alleyway. Dean thinks Sam needs to talk. Sam says he's fine. Last part of what became a trilogy
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Reid's Got a Girlfriend by Esareh reviews
Reid's got a girlfriend. Morgan wants details. Short little ficlet. Precursor to a possible future one-shot. Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/4/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Descent by oleanderclouds reviews
He knew, now, that there had never been any possibility of forgoing him. The moment he'd first laid eyes on him, he'd been undone. Largely UnSub POV, where Reid finds himself, yet again, in the clutches of a very bad man. Slash; no pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,250 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Alleyway by Menthol Pixie reviews
Sequel to Stale Beer and Cigarette Smoke. Sam's not okay, and he doesn't even know why.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
April Fools? by purplerayz reviews
Reid has a date, but no one believes him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Lassiter Rides The Pineapple Express by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter has eaten the wrong brownies. Shawn steps in to help a very stoned Lassie solve a murder at the Cancer Run.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Death By Degrees by MadroxMR reviews
An unexpected visitor to school triggers a domino effect. Secrets are revealed. Tony learns a new definition of evil. And not everybody wants to be saved. Now rated 'M' for dark content. A Gene/Tony friendship fic.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,809 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Gene K., Tony S. - Complete
Unopened Male by ThatBlondWiththeGlasses reviews
Reid gets tired of analyzing letters for the case that the team is working on. Derik Morgan suggests a break and well...one thing leads to another. R & R if you would like for me to write more!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/27/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Knock 'Em Out by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Garcia and Reid encounter an unsavory person at a bar. Inspired by Lily Allen's song: "Knock 'Em Out." Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
That Day at the Bank by Emachinescat reviews
After being held hostage that day at the bank, Jason reflects on his time as a hostage in the bank. As he remembers, he starts to piece together the puzzle of his rescuer. Post-Gauntlet but not Forgotton.
Aaron Stone - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Jason L., Charlie L./Aaron S. - Complete
Rise and Shine, Dr Reid by Dacquerie reviews
One-shot. What do you get when you mix together an early morning meeting, dead cell battery, and a speaker phone? A severe case of TMI...Too Much Information
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Whoever said math teachers aren't torturous lied! by Jaivaramongolid reviews
Shawn is kidnapped by a math teacher suspected of torture and murder. Will the others find him before he is killed?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shawn S. - Complete
Stale Beer and Cigarette Smoke by Menthol Pixie reviews
One shot. Sam gets himself into a spot of bother at a bar.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Checking Up by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 7 - A confrontation that had to happen eventually. Gideon has secretly been keeping tabs on Reid. But this time when he checks up on him, he discovers Reid's relationship with Hotch. And he does not approve.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] J. Gideon - Complete
Purple and Green, Lily White by AnnaFrog reviews
Reid really should have looked at the calendar this morning before he left. Adorable Reid humor. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Time Flies by spencefan109 reviews
Never ask a genius a question with a simple, simple answer. It's cruel. Just another drabble, R&R please!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Father Figure by purplerayz reviews
Reid's father shows up at his apartment for a visit, and Reid soon finds out that his intentions are nowhere near good.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Memoriam Consequences by slery reviews
For every action there is a reaction.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Panic Switch by ar-poe reviews
Established Morgan/Reid relationship. A case is especially hard for Morgan and Reid is scared of him. Crap summary, I know. Sorry, guys.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Be My Valentine by random-antics-echelon reviews
Spencer just wanted his one true love to know how he felt on Valentine's Day. ONESHOT. SLASH. reid/morgan. Drama/Romance but it includes Humor
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
You Belong to Me by mabelreid reviews
Someone's watching Reid. Someone he hasn't thought of in twelve long years. Someone that's supposed to be safely locked away in the past. The past is about to come back to haunt him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,148 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Lessons Learned by Dacquerie reviews
Spencer's memory is legendary...but maybe not as reliable as everyone thinks. One-Shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Vicissitude by newbluemoon reviews
Written for Knight Vs Anarchy round 5. Prompt- First sight. Summary- Our favourite clown prince of crime recalls his first time seeing his darling Bat. B/J pre-slash. Warnings: Masturbation, allusions to m/m contact, un-beta'd. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bad Coffee by lazywriter123 reviews
Bad coffee in the BAU is never a good thing
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
For the Love of Baked Goods by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
An embarrassing slip of the tongue brought on by caffeine deprivation and muffins earns Reid some teasing. A tiny hint of Reid/Garcia, more friendship than anything. Oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Carlton's Worst Inhibitions by Ms.Teragram reviews
With their one-night-stand stretching into its second month, Lassiter tries to juggle his anxieties about Shawn's sexual history, coming out at work, and his own identity. In the midst of it all, photos of Shawn and Lassiter begin arriving in the mail.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Lassiter learns How To Bend by Ms.Teragram reviews
Lassiter is alarmed at finding himself attracted to Spencer following the Drimmer incident. He visits a friend in San Francisco, looking for advice, but Spencer has tailed him. Lust overtakes them in the gayest city in the world.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Anything For You by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 4 - An UnSub kidnaps the BAU team and plans to use the them to get what he wants; Reid. But once he gets him, things have only begun. The team is unable to do anything to protect Reid, while watching him do everything to protect them...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,462 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
We Fight, We Break Up, We Kiss, We Make Up by Green Rainboots reviews
After Miami, Morgan and Reid fight and take a break from their relationship. After New York they realize what they mean to each other. I'm pretty sure the story's better than the summary. It's Morgan/Reid, so don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Nightmare by ATwistedSista reviews
Spencer Reid has a nightmare. Morgan/Reid impled slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Psychoanalyze This by TimelessTears reviews
Stuck in an interrogation room at 3AM for a crime he didn't commit for once , bored out of his mind as well as the need to pee,and more than a little annoyed, the Joker decides to turn the tables on the Caped Crusader so to speak.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Tribulations by AhmoseInarus reviews
SLASH Reid/OC UnSub non-con A case falls into the hands of the BAU, but it turns out that the UnSub was targeting them all along. He has chosen SSA Spencer Reid to pay the price, and now it's a race against time to save more than just his life...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,782 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, UNSUB] - Complete
Fabulous by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Reid could handle being propositioned by hookers, but gay clubbers are something else entirely. And Morgan certainly isn't helping. Oneshot, not slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Geek Humor by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
No one understands Reid's sense of humor... Oneshot. Sorry it's terribly short.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Reid runs in to one of his old high school class mates and is pleased with the way things turned out. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/31/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Pretty Boy by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
A possible lead in a case is being stingy with information and the girls hatch a plan to get what they need that, unfortunately, involves Reid. A little bit of everyone. Oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The 60's Revenge Killer by iamwatsons reviews
When the BAU is after a serial killer who's attempting to seek revenge on the people who play music of the modern day, what will happen to their youngest agent when he is taken hostage yet again? Short summary/CaseFic/ReidCentric
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,003 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - S. Reid
More Tales Of Suspense by The Mulberry reviews
Set after tales of suspense. Gene is desperate to find the next five rings and he'll do almost anything to get them, that includes kidnapping Pepper. I OWN NOTHING
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Preservation by sodakey reviews
A tag to Minimal Loss--where Prentiss and Reid are held hostage by the cult. Morgan. Reid. Emily referenced heavily. Some team. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Let it Snow by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The team gets snowed in at their hotel, leaving time for a game of cards and a little bonding. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
In Plain Sight by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Reid can't find his glasses and simply doesn't understand why everyone is laughing at him. Just a short oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
More Acurately Put: Evil Incarnate by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Reid has the flu and Morgan comes by to check on him. Not slash, just friendship and flu-fun. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Unpaid Sitters by ansera reviews
Reid decides to babysit Henry. Morgan is dragged along. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Options by cause.A.scene reviews
COMPLETE It was Reid... So why was JJ so scared of seeing him? RevelationsTag Not a romance, just friendship :
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by Carol reviews
Dean is about to drop from illness and burn out and desperately needs a rest. Unfortunately, Lucifer has other plans for him and his brother. Will they survive? Major Hurt/Sick/Angsty Dean, Hurt/Angsty Sam, Angsty Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Morgan Thanksgiving by SillyOldThing reviews
Morgan takes a recovering Reid back to Chicago for Thanksgiving. Part 6 Up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Overcoming the Onslaught by REIDFANATIC reviews
*Spoiler for 100 One Shot Reid reacts in the aftermath of the events of 100
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
The Disadvantages of Dr Spencer Reid by JJstar52 reviews
Reid knows so much, and yet so little! Rocket Science has never been so simple! One-Shot. Thought everyone could do with a laugh after 100!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/25/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Scent of Awakening by Final Frontier Voyager reviews
There's a new killer on the loose, and Hotch sends two of his agents on an investigating mission that turns into a nightmare for them. Partly casefic, Reid-centric /whump!/ in later chapters. No pairings. My first story ever! NOW COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,071 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Can an Elephant Forgive by REIDFANATIC reviews
One Shot A letter from someone in Reid's past causes him to face a dilemma.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Reid Effect by Dr. Austin A. Winchester reviews
If you absolutely love Reid like I do, then I suggest reading this. While finishing up a case, a dog barks at Reid, which gets the rest of the team telling stories as examples of "the Reid effect". Nothing but humor.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Exclave by sodakey reviews
Depiction of a possible missing scene from Elephant’s Memory. Set after Hotch sends Reid back to Owen’s house to work with Morgan. Hotch, Reid, Morgan. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Homonyms by sodakey reviews
Same nightmare, different meaning. A tag to Elephant’s Memory. Reid, Hotch, Morgan. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
History by Amiable Loner reviews
What happens in the past doesn't always stay there. An old foe is after Gideon, and to make a father suffer, what better way than to hurt the son?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - J. Gideon, S. Reid - Complete
The No How of Sam Winchester by Chloe Winchester reviews
Lucifer wants his vessel, and he has no boundaries on how he's going to get it. More of a tag to "The No How of Dean Winchester" than a sequel. Hurt!Sam ProtectiveWorried!Dean please R&R
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Speed by Wingstar102 reviews
Just a fun ficlet. Prentiss is curious, Morgan is amused and Reid is confused. No pairings.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/15/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Lurking in the Dark by IchigoPudding reviews
"Why am I afraid of the dark? Because of the inherent absence of light." Oneshot Reid-centric Dark/mature themes
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Snowed In by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: NUMBER 1 - Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Christmas Greetings by Jedipati reviews
It was the weirdest phone call Sam had ever had. Considering his line of work and what he’d talked about on the phone before, that was saying something.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Whispered Words And Empty Threats by supernaturalsammy67 reviews
Dean takes a liking to violence. On someone he loves the most. Or is it really Dean? Limp, Angst, Hurt. One-shot. Season 2.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Nerd Thing by tfm reviews
Sometimes their conversations aren’t exactly work related. Because really, what do zombies have to do with profiling? Reid, Prentiss, Morgan, Garcia - gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
to love and kill with the very same hand by Ravenspear reviews
Cho and Red John have a conversation about gut wounds and revenge. JaneCho.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Sam Wesson Has Left The Building by Dianne reviews
The angels told Dean who he was, gave him back his memories, but Sam Wesson was gone. 'I think you should leave' the last words he’d said to his little brother. Set in season four right after It's A Terrible Life
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Revenge of the Cookie Sith by QuixoticQuest reviews
The sequel to "The Temptation." Luke goes to hunt down Vader who stole his cookies. But he ends up getting caught up in an argument about bad dialogue instead. Will Luke ever get his cookies back? Or will Vader eat them all? M for fudge content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
After the Chase by Felicity P reviews
Missing Scene / What Happens after the car chase in "Shawn takes a Shot in the Dark" / one-shot
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
Scars by REIDFANATIC reviews
Oneshot: A conversation between Hotch and Reid on the plane coming home from a case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Never Forget by Gala000085 reviews
Having a perfect memory comes with severe consequences. Tag to 'Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark', so obviously spoilers for that episode.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Shawn S., Henry S. - Complete
Icarus Falls by AhmoseInarus reviews
Reid has to go undercover to help the team find a hidden UnSub. But when he gets too close to the case, things fall apart with dire consequences. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,846 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [S. Reid, UNSUB] - Complete
Words Can Never Hurt Me by Addicted Archangel reviews
After a closing a grueling case, Spencer Reid returns home only to find that he's not alone in his apartment. An abduction is the start of a frightening ordeal for the young genius and his team is struggling to help him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Severely Damaged by AhmoseInarus reviews
When Hotch and Reid interviewed Chester Hardwick, it could have ended in tragedy. But Reid's quick thinking saved the day. But what if Chester Hardwick did not let Reid distract him? What if he attacked? Rated M due to graphic violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/16/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, UNSUB - Complete
Shiver by inkashes reviews
Dr.Spencer Reid knows a lot about just about everything; and he's wondering if this will be the moment when he finally cries over Derek Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Chopstick Solution by Lyon.The.Demon reviews
We all know Reid has a problem with chopsticks. So how can he forge for dinner with a pair of number two pencils?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
It's cold in Texas by Gothgirlreid reviews
Yeah, I know it's a rubbish title, but I couldn't think of anything else. Reid tries to make up for something he did to Morgan... Sorry if this gets pushed to the top of the page, fixing a typo, please read A/N if you reviewed under the name Mariana
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The More You Ignore Me by Lint reviews
The world becomes a blur of asphalt, black coffee, and outstretched thumbs. Sam, Lucifer. Post: Free to be You and Me
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
The Collection by myownmind reviews
Aaron and Reid set out on what should be a simple lost and found. Unfortunately, Aaron's day really hadn't been going well and things only looked to be getting worse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,161 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Heroes by REIDFANATIC reviews
One Shot Spoilers for Nameless/Faceless. While in the hospital recovering from his leg injury, Reid receives a visitor.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Gratitude by Tyranusfan reviews
Set after 5x02 Good God Yall. Lucifer wants to repay his debt to Sam. Based mostly on the preview for 5x03, NO spoilers, just my ideas. Rated T for some horror.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
A Date with Dave by SillyOldThing reviews
David Rossi had plans for a romantic night on the town, when things take an unexpected turn for the bizarre. Ch. 3 Up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Relaxation Time by Gothgirlreid reviews
Okay, this is a silly little one-shot about how the team decideds to relax one night. Read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/2/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Revelations by Elisabeth Hill reviews
There's no such thing as vampires. Right? Well, Michael Emerson has just found out otherwise.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Michael E. - Complete
What Will Never Be by historylover reviews
Repost of my one-shot. What if Sam got hit by that djinn instead of Dean in WIaWSNB?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Vampires, Mutants and Red Smiley Faces by 221b Baker Street reviews
Written before Blood Red Moon. Three CBI agents have too much time on their hands, and entirely too much imagination. A One-Off for my kids.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Still Seeing Red by 221b Baker Street reviews
Set 1 week after Bloodshot, psychic Kristina Frye has gone missing, Jane is beginning to act more oddly than usual, and the team must cross the entire state of California to find a killer who seems to be targeting psychics. Dedicated to Purple Piggie.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,906 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
White Lies by cause.A.scene reviews
When Reid is taken hostage in a bank by a group the team has been profiling, he must work to keep the hostages safe by making sacrifices of his own and creating a bond with his captor. Team and Reid fic. No pairing, no other warnings. Just some whump
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Revamped by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT What happens after Morgan takes Reid out for a drink? Something......interesting. No Slash. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Explosion of Emotion by ATwistedSista reviews
Derek Morgan had been able to suppress many emotions over the years. Morgan/Reid, SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2009 - D. Morgan - Complete
Blood for Blood by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
David seeks revenge for the death of his brothers. He takes Sam hostage and makes Michael watch as he pays for his crimes. Rated for violence and character death. Contains movie spoilers.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - David, Michael E. - Complete
We Have Candy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Oneshot, my version of the confrontation on Bespin starting just after Luke entered Bespin and Han was frozen in carbonite, this is a humor/parody story and it is not meant to be taken seriously. T for language
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Slide by Kit Bryn reviews
Post Fight Club. Jack is standing on the rooftops, Marla's asleep, and Tyler's hanging around like the smell of nicotine. One shot. Mild Jack/Tyler smut. Written due to insomnia.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Charlie Bronson, Get Over Yourself by editor frog reviews
Reid thinks on incidences in his past and makes a surprising discovery about himself in the process.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Sidestory to Riddled by Goldeneyedangel reviews
Extra to Riddled it is how Reid got away from James the second time
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
They Bear No Sign by Nivalis reviews
Short drabble inspired by a scene in the episode "The Mark of Nimueh". Arthur notices something about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Party for Reid by psychokid reviews
When Hoth realizes he's forgotten Reid's birthday, he tries to make it right. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Temptation by QuixoticQuest reviews
What if the Emperor had used cookies to tempt Luke to the Dark Side- what would Luke's reaction be? Would he accept? M rating to be safe about language and fudge content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Between The Sheets by cryptictac reviews
Wilson is a bedsheet hogger. House/Wilson. Hard R.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
If They Hurt You by AccordingToMel reviews
And with those words, the last couple of days suddenly came crashing back to Arthur. Merlin’s weird speech, the attack outside Camelot, Arthur’s hunt to find the bandits, Merlin’s near death, and their late night conversation. It made his head hurt.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Moving Day by mabelreid reviews
One Shot. Morgan helps Reid move. My response to a challenge to write a dialog only peice.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Another Day in Paradise by editor frog reviews
A chase in New Mexico leads to some interesting consequences for Reid and Morgan. Complete crack!fic; be warned.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Reflections on Reid by REIDFANATIC reviews
SPOILERS for Amplification Hotch & Morgan reflect on Reid as they visit their friend in the hospital after Reid had been infected with a deadly virus.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Adventures in Shopping by mabelreid reviews
One Shot. Morgan decides that Reid needs an addition to his wardrobe. He asks an impartial judge to help convince Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Of Bullseyes and Bloody Betrayals by 221b Baker Street reviews
Set one week after Red John's Footsteps. Jane has 20 minutes to kill, and killing is very much on his mind. A one-off.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
I Am Jack's Dull Head Ache by Trashlife reviews
My first fic. Jack/Tyler. Rated M just to be safe. WARNINGS: Contains what I think is minor slash. IF YOU DON'T LIKE GUY ON GUY DON'T READ IT. Also Contains violence and minor/major language.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Ace in the Hole by MyName.is.Spook reviews
It's crap, written in 5 minites, but it's about The Joker, giving Batman a "gentle wanring", to show him his face.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
No more games by Lago Lindari reviews
“No,” Morgan said. And Reid could not miss the way his voice was lower, thicker, seeming somehow – full of some deeper implication he couldn’t quite put his finger on. “I’m tired of playing.”
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Intervention by editor frog reviews
Morgan and Garcia stage an intervention...with hilarious results!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Not Brave Enough by the-vampire-act reviews
Extended chat with Ethan and Reid, not including their previous conversation....please r&r!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Uncomfortable by psychokid reviews
Something is making Reid uncomfortable, and Morgan wants to know what.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/2/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Double Dutch by 221b Baker Street reviews
A random definition leads to word play, then semantics, apologetics and a weird and wonderful hypothesis. One-off and kinda fun.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Just Don't be a Prat by AccordingToMel reviews
But when he saw a young, blond boy enter with his breakfast tray that was most definitely not his manservant, Arthur felt himself go from calm to irate in a few second flat. Consequently, the first words out of his mouth were: “Where’s Merlin?”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Everything I Could Possibly by VickyVicarious reviews
"I’m Chase Collins. I have everything I could possibly want." Chase/Caleb
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Chase C., Caleb D. - Complete
7 Things the Human Doctor Inherited from Donna by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
companion to 7 Things Donna Noble Inherited from the Doctor. Rose discovers there might be a bit too much of Donna in the Human Doctor than they orginally thought
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
It's all in the Wrist by Xia Momo Capernicus reviews
Morgan returns from his coffee break to find Reid under his desk. Confusion and hilarity ensues.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/18/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Sacraments in Scarlet by 221b Baker Street reviews
Two priests are murdered and Jane implements his most outrageous "brilliant plan" yet. But he might just get himself killed in the process...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,548 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009
Transformation by vballmania23 reviews
An idea on who Alastair might have been before Hell.
Crossover - Godfather & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Alastair - Complete
The Art Of Proctology by cryptictac reviews
House bottoms for the first time, much to Wilson's burgeoning distress. House/Wilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Irreversible by cryptictac reviews
Kissing Wilson had been an accident. House/Wilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
297 Words Explaining by emrysmile reviews
...Why You Must NEVER Talk Seriously To Merlin. Arthur makes an important discovery and Merlin’s mind seems to be taking a bathroom break today. Arthur/Merlin sillyness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Drive Me Crazy by tearbos reviews
Garcia, JJ, and Emily give Reid a gift that is more for their benefit than his. Just a little Reidness to brighten your day!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
When a night on the town goes bad by Goldeneyedangel reviews
Reid has bad luck, once more he has been kidnapped, but this time is different than last. What is the UNSUB after from him this time? Will the team be able to figure it out before he is lost forever?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Everytime by Ennee Gray reviews
Sometimes a few steps to the right can bring about a disaster. One small difference from how it was supposed to be - it is a push with all Merlin's got and Arthur's on the edge. Somewhat an episode tag to Poisoned Chalice. Also posted on LJ. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Resignation Letter by NCISMcGee reviews
Reid decides it is time to leave the FBI. ONE SHOT. This is supposed to be funny...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Reid Phenomonon by editor frog reviews
One profiler plus a mysterious phenomonon equals a revelation for Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Unforgettable by 221b Baker Street reviews
A sweet little one-off. It's Lisbon's parents' anniversary and she's a little sad...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Desert Desert by Amiable Loner reviews
Morgan finds one of the few ways to completely irritate Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Paint It Red, Black & Blue by 221b Baker Street reviews
A sequel to Paint It Red, but set immediately after Crimson Casanova. Arlov wants his painting back...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
Midnight by tfm reviews
Captured by a torturous unsub, three agents must rely on their strength and the strength of their friendship if they are to survive the ordeal. Gen. Reid/Morgan/Prentiss focus. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Kink by tearbos reviews
Short tag to "Pleasure is my Business." Prentiss tells on Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Played by Zelda Ophelia reviews
Reid, Morgan. She totally played you, didn't she?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Red Tables Turning by 221b Baker Street reviews
My first fanfic. Criminal Minds/Mentalist crossover. 3 guests from the BAU visit, shortly after 'Red John's Friends'. I've taken some license, but I guarantee you'll never look at the smiley face the same way again.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Phone Call by darkestharmony reviews
The Dark Knight/Nolan-verse. The Joker makes a little follow-up phone call. Sequel to 'Happy Birthday'. Joker/Batman.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Happy Birthday by darkestharmony reviews
The Dark Knight/Nolan-verse. He found out the Batman’s identity, but he’d send a birthday gift just to scare him. Joker/Batman.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Wings, Optional by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Carlton/Shawn WARNING: angst and mentions of previous domestic abuse. "Just keep breathing, he tells himself. And eventually you'll stop forgetting how to." SEQUEL to 'Those Wise Little Monkeys'
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Those Wise Little Monkeys by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Shawn/OMC, kinda pre-slash Lassiter/Shawn WARNING: domestic abuse and angsty again. "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, do no evil. Works well for monkeys, but not for people."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Drawing of the Masks by Madman007 reviews
Bruce Wayne decides to take a tour of Arkham Asylum and meet the Joker as Bruce Wayne. First chapter in a trilogy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Meetings by rogueandkurt reviews
Spencer has a strange encounter. Oneshot. Reid centric. Teensy spoilers for 'Memoriam'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2009 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Sweet Little Bird by Avada Cait-davra reviews
During his apprenticeship, Slade has complete control over Robin. How far is Slade willing to go? And Robin can't say no.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Robin, Slade
In Which Arthur Breaks his Composure by ChudleyCanons reviews
This is my attempt at an alternative ending to 'Poisoned Chalice'. Gaius's POV. What if it was not Gwen who kissed Merlin when he awoke? I'm not particularly proud of this, it was very late when I wrote it but it was an idea that I couldn't ignore. A/M.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Rain Like Gunfire by Silential reviews
In saving the city, he was spelling its doom. Bruce had to admit that the oddest thing wasn't that the Joker was in his penthouse, it was that the Joker had actually found a way to destroy him. Outside, rain like gunfire fell on the balcony.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
New Years in Vegas by SillyOldThing reviews
Reid returns from Vegas with some 'splainin' to do.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
A Different World by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
The Doctor fell and was caught by Pete, trapped in Pete's World while Rose has to deal with being a Time Lady, bossy redheads, flirty immortal captains, villians, memory loss, heartbreak and many more. an AU of series 3 and 4.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,709 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Donna N., Martha J., Rose T. - Complete
Behind the Wheel by editor frog reviews
And the better driver is...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2008 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Too Early in the Morning by Siamesa reviews
A birthday gift arrives for Luke, who is not particuarly pleased about it. PostESB, humor, oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Interrogation by chibichibi k reviews
“Too bad, Lassiface! You’ll be seeing a lot more of me and my ass,” Shawn said in a sing-song voice as he pranced out of the room. Carlton/Shawn. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
One Hand on the Wall by danse reviews
The boys have to go through the labyrinth again to get back home. Missing scene from 1x11, which means spoilers. Arthur/Merlin if you squint. A little.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
That's what friends are for! by mabelreid reviews
One shot. Tag to "52 Pickup" How do Morgan, Garcia and Emily react to the lipstick kissed business card? Spoilers for "52 Pickup"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
If That's What You're Into by danse reviews
Preslash. Arthur and Merlin fall down a hole and have to spend a night not killing each other. The chances of success are questionable.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In Vino Veritas by Mathematica reviews
"You knew my father?" "Kid, the whole krething galaxy knew your father." —revised october 2010.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Stuck in an Elevator With Patrick Jane by Elle Knight reviews
Just another Tuesday morning with Patrick Jane...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Merlin's Revelation by AnalystProductions reviews
What if Merlin DID reveal to Arthur that he was a sorceror? How would Arthur react? And what would happen? Based on this week's episode "A moment of truth". A short "what-if" : Slight Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Questions by mabelreid reviews
One Shot. 200 word ficlet set in "Catching Out." What Reid might have said to Emily if Garcia hadn't interrupted during the "Are you considering having baby geniuses," talk.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Heart of Everything by DetOlivia reviews
When Obi-Wan saves Luke in A New Hope, he is suddenly and painfully reminded of another young, sandy-haired boy who forever altered his life and the fate of the galaxy. OneShot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - Complete
Clipped by coldfiredragon reviews
Slade spent the time after Robin helped free him from Trigon researching the muscle control technology he used on Terra and now he's returned to test the new version on his intended Apprentice.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Simply Irresistible by tearbos reviews
She’d learned years ago that, when it came to dealing with Dr. Spencer Reid, there was no such thing as being over-prepared.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2008 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
A New Form of Torture by withtheemoglasses reviews
Hahaha. I had to endure this yesterday, so Reid has to endure it today, the title syas it all.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
The Offer by mabelreid reviews
One Shot Reid gets an offer he can't refuse, or maybe he can! Reidcentric no pairings no slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
BestKept Secrets by cryptictac reviews
House has a lot of secrets. Wilson is one of them. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Without a Cowl by I am the Unicorn reviews
In which a mistake is made, the Joker discovers Batman’s true identity, and things take a general turn for the worst. Joker/Batman. Post-TDK universe. Ongoing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,288 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Payback by SUPRNTRAL LVR reviews
When a playground bully tries to upset Sam - and succeeds - Dean wastes no time in teaching him a lesson. But what will happen when the bully comes back for payback? Wee!chester fic, hurt!Dean and angst!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Oedipus by aikaterine26 reviews
The Joker is whatever makes you feel uncomfortable. When he crashes the grand re-opening of Wayne Manor, he seizes the opportunity to thank Bruce for rescuing Coleman Reese. By tormenting him. Oneshot. No sex but M/M. Dubious consent and faux-incest.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Woes of Stanley by mabelreid reviews
It must be hard to be a Guardian Angel... It must be even more difficult to be Dr. Reid's Guardian Angel. One Shot Parody No pairings Reid-Centric
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Revelations by EsmeAmelia reviews
Luke discovers what happened to Han on Bespin, and makes some personal discoveries as well.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
The Tenth Doctor Owner's Guide by SnowFox3 reviews
Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Fractured Mind by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer goes over what happened after he was kidnapped. Spoilers for Revelations and some for Elephant Memory. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Be Dazzled: A Supernatural Twilight Crossover by iSparkle616 reviews
It was supposed to be a normal hunt for the Winchesters. Too bad they ended up in Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Dean W., Edward - Complete
Revenge is sweet with a bitter aftertaste by tearbos reviews
An unsub comes after Reid to prevent him from investigating his role in a series of murders. This is a bit darker than my usual, and the T rating is probably necessary for the third and fifth chapters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,742 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Naughty Nights and Magic Fingers by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
Psst...Wanna look at something naughty?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
The Devil Made Me Do It by AJ Wesley reviews
Sam and Dean head into the Pine Barrens to investigate a series of disappearances, and soon find themselves targeted by the local legend. Set in first season. Winner of the 2007 Fan Q Award for Best Supernatural Story.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
This by CatherineWinner reviews
He wanted to be his big brother…someone to protect him. Take care of him, understand him. slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
A Misunderstanding by AiyanaStone reviews
Morgan misunderstands Reid's dream. Warning: Contains implied rape.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
The Outsider by denihil reviews
Short fic. Henriksen's impressions of the Winchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sam W., V. Henricksen - Complete
Fairview Diaries by Eligent reviews
Reid's guilty pleasure is revealed. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Innocence Defiled by ephiny63 reviews
COMPLETE! Someone wants to hurt John the worst way possible, so he takes Dean and Sammy, forcing John into a game of cat and mouse in order to save his sons. Wee!Chester story, Dean is nearly 8 and Sam is 3. Warnings for violence and language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,764 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Little Child by authoressnebula reviews
Post 2x03: In the midst of Dean's distancing, John's death, and Sam's hurt over both, a spell goes awry and leaves Dean with Sam at five years old. He starts to see himself through Sam's younger eyes, though, and doesn't like who he is. Lyrics by Beatle
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,160 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Better The Devil by irismay42 reviews
When 13 year old Dean and 9 year old Sam share the same dream where each sees their father killing the other, the boys are forced to take drastic measures when John returns from a hunt not quite "himself"...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,189 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Heartless by Imadra Blue reviews
Formidable. Harsh. Heartless. Monster. These are all adjectives that Darth Vader has come to appreciate as a Sith Lord. However, Luke wonders if all those adjectives apply. Gen.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Faith by Shy Snootles reviews
An alternate version of Vader's redemption in ROTJ. It starts out as canon and then branches off in a different direction.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow reviews
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Speaking in Vowels by el bastardo reviews
A brutal interlude between the narrator and Tyler Durden. A slash PWP, featuring violence, blood, broken furnishings, and excessive use of movie quotes. Not for the faint of heart.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Heroes by skywalker05 reviews
Han Solo was seven years old during the Clone Wars. When he meets Luke Skywalker and Ben Kenobi in ANH, his recognizing their names and Jedi arts prompts him to ask what their connection is to the famed Generals Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Han S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Matter of Principle by BlueIris08 reviews
Wherein a school administrator from days past nearly blows Sam and Dean's cover.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Surprise Truce by MandyQ reviews
Ingredients: Luke. Leia. Han. A broken heater. A bottle of booze. Mix well and enjoy! The night before the action picks up in ESB. Rated T for "tease". Please R&R.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Crimson Night by vampyfreak reviews
His body spasms irritably, as the blood is sucked from his veins, his thoughts becoming intoxicated by an agonising pain as she digs her teeth further into his flesh. Limp!Sam and lots of Dean angst.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,736 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Paying For It by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Jack should have stayed in bed that morning. Furious Time Lords, time machines behaving oddly, something you might have wondered about, and an impossible problem all come to breakfast. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Face the sun by supernaturalsammy67 reviews
Tag to 3x7 Fresh Blood Dean doesn't get there with the colt in time, and Gordon's got his fangs set on Sam. Sam Limpage, hurt, brotherly fluff, Protective Dean!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Pet by TheUltimateCokeBear reviews
[postApprentice] Slade gets a visit from a certain bat about a certain bird. [Robincentric]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Comic by rogueandkurt reviews
The members of the BAU have a discussion about heroes. Oneshot. SliceofLife. QuasiReidCentric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Thelma and Louis by mabelreid reviews
Garcia coaxes Reid to go on a mini road trip to Baltimore with her. Sorry folks no felonies were committed and no cars were sacrificed to the Grand Canyon in this story ReidGarcia friendship
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
A Warning by Rena Redhead reviews
One Shot: Takes place between Titan Rising and Betrayal, Terra's been a member of the team for a while now and they've all adjusted. But will she listen to the only real warning about Slade from his former apprentice?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Robin, Terra - Complete
Bake by rogueandkurt reviews
Some favours are more trouble than they're worth. Gideon and Reid friendship fic. Oneshot. ReidCentric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2007 - S. Reid, J. Gideon - Complete
A Day in the Life by E.A. Week reviews
On her last day working in the shop, Rose assists four memorable women.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Rose T. - Complete
Repression by Incensio Lady reviews
Derek knew how denial and repression could effect people, and yet he had still done it for so many years. Slash. MorganReid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Dark Confrontation by Jedipati reviews
The rebel ship Luke Skywalker is on is attacked and boarded by Imperial troops, and Darth Vader. Luke delays them, while his companions escape… or does he?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Fun Night Out by Reidluver reviews
Post Sex, Birth, Death. Garcia takes Reid somewhere fun to take his mind off Nathan. Knowing Garcia, it was not going to be something Reid was interested in. Nope--not at all.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Dying of the Light by Buzz Killington reviews
AU from Revelations. An alternate ending and possible continuation for the episode. Better summary inside but didn't want to post spoilers here for those who haven't watched the ep. Twoshot? Maybe more...Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Symmetry by cryptictac reviews
Sometimes the things you do can end up happening to you. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bananas, Red Meat and Clorox by cryptictac reviews
It would’ve been a random, intrusive visit like any other if it wasn’t for the plastic bag House was holding in his hand. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Just Words by astronomylover reviews
There are many rules that House breaks and get away with, but for once, Wilson thinks he has crossed the line. Post HalfWit fic. HouseWilson. Please R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/9/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
123456 by abattoirdreams
Something wakes Wilson from a drunken sleep. Oneshot, slight HW, fluff.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House
If I Were Gay by abattoirdreams reviews
You know, House, if I were gay Oneshot, HW
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Hunger by Eligent reviews
What can make you change everything you are and turn you into something you never thought you'd be? When someone is coming for one of your own, your whole team hurts, which the BAU painfully learns as an unsub seeks revenge in the deadliest way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,684 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
And Rock and Roll by Tashaelizabeth reviews
Why Wilson should learn to knock.SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Truth by Aria Saralyn reviews
After duelling Darth Vader on Bespin, Luke thinks about the father he never knew. A vignette from Luke's point of view.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Metaphor by ArmAndLeg reviews
We all know how House loves to talk in metaphors. This time he's got one for Wilson, but Wilson's unable to figure it out. Maybe House needs to dumb it down for him...?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
House Of Cards by Amalialia reviews
Finished! Post 3:10. Wilson found the Judas in him and betrayed House to Tritter. But it's all gone wrong. He wants to fix things, but how much of a sacrifice will he make to save House from jail? Implied WH, ambiguous consent TW. RR!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Little Blue Eyes by Cszemis reviews
The young Farmboy's first meeting with someone who will shape his entire life and a Dark Lord's reflection.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
That night by lil bishi hunter reviews
This takes place after the night in jail and Tritter goes away. yay! HouseWIlson fanfiction. yay again short little drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
First Time by Adia7 reviews
After the infarction, Wilson and House share a rarely open moment just before Wilson makes his first in a neverending series of allowances for his damaged friend. This story contains slight spoilers for Three Stories.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Trauma by typicalhigh reviews
House, Wilson, and an incredibly odd fetish.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/7/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Pagers and Shaving Cream by Lady Mac reviews
House only meant to alleviate his boredom by wasting Wilson's time, but something happens he didn't count on. Rating for mild language, innuendo, and GHEY. HW
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Corset by Rena Redhead reviews
OneShot: Who is really pulling the strings? Not Slash
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Nan Qwei by Omniflyer reviews
[Oneshot] Aang's group comes across a northern fishing port en route to the North Pole. Unfortunately, Zuko is right on their heels.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Way Things Happened by Marriella Bullet reviews
When Luke goes to surrender to the Empire in ROTJ, things go MUCH differently. Wanna know why? Well, maybe it's because Luke was drunk. Follow the antics of Luke Skywalker as he mishaps his way through the Death Star, and on to victory!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
All About the Frogs by Victoria Hughes reviews
Missing scenes from the episode 'Blue Spirit': Aang is captured and subsequently escapes with Zuko's help. But really, it all started with the frogs. Some humor, mostly angsty contemplation.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Tell Me Something by gypsy season reviews
When House has an accident, Wilson makes tea, and learns the difference between holding a cane and holding a cane.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Tale of Two Bastards by DIY Sheep reviews
House's dad finds out he is gay. House hides under the house. Wilson has to prize House from under the house by means of a big stick. For the HW fest. As always viewer discretion is advised.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Mind is a Treacherous Thing by Eligent reviews
The Berkview Institute for the Criminally Insane is hell on earth and Reid's new home.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,195 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - S. Reid - Complete
The Hunted by mabelreid reviews
A killer is leaving bodies around the woods near Quantico. Dr Reid has disappeared, is he the next victim? This is post The Boogey Man. Aftermath and The Boogeyman spoilers.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,329 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006 - S. Reid - Complete
A Classic Interrogation Technique by Aemilia reviews
HouseWilson fluff. House is tricksey and Wilson should really know better, but doesn't.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Habits And Distractions by cryptictac reviews
Habits are the only things House has to distract himself from Wilson. HW. Strong references to homosexual activity.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Manly Love by BethTX reviews
House declares his love for Wilson like a man should: over beer and pizza.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Transitive by prosopopeya reviews
House isn't doing anything. Nothing at all. He isn't thinking about the patient he lost. He isn't thinking about how nice it is when Wilson just sits there, filling the empty room with a little warmth. No, he isn't thinking about those things at all. HW
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Perfect by Moyima reviews
When a stormtrooper overhears Luke Skywalker's secret just before he escorts the Rebel commander to the Death Star... can he really keep it to himself? This is an LV FatherSon fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Accident Waiting to Happen by Makai Goddess Ookami reviews
House.' I repeated, softer. 'Stop. Please.' [House x Wilson]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hurt by Claire Darcy reviews
It hurts them every time, but somehow they can't stay away.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Property As In Ownership by Jessi Malfoy reviews
This isn’t about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership. NarratorTyler slash. Bookbased.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
The Unrequited Passion of Walter Cunningham, Jr by Double Dog reviews
House and Wilson watch an old movie together, and Wilson makes a slip of the tongue.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
And She Told Him by YellinYee reviews
Post RotJ, during the Ewok Village celebration. Leia can't seem to find the right way to tell Han who her birth father was. Full of HL.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
God Be Praised! by Glittering Pegasus reviews
Or: 'The Lengths House Will Go to Get Rid of Religious Zealots.' It's all in the title. [Warning: Implied HousexWilson PreSlash and some religious humor]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Blood of the Father by Zonoma reviews
Missing Moment from ROTJ. Features Leia. Collaboration with IrishEyedJedi from the JC, posted with consent. Comments welcome.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Waiting by Sin Acies reviews
Summary: After being saved from Admiral Zhao, Aang wonders at his completely unexpected and unlikely savior. Possible arc in the making and yeah expect yaoi at a later date.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Endangering The Universe by kiwi-fruit-from-hell reviews
Wilson notices something in House's reaction to his new case. HouseWilson. Warnings for slash and references to child abuse.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Cross Another One Off the List by Jedipati reviews
The search for a new base brings Luke and Han to a planet Vader never goes to. Luke doesn’t react well.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Next of Kin by jedinemo reviews
Three years after the fall of the Republic, a visitor comes to the Lars homestead. An AU sprung from the early chapters of the Vader Chronicles.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Overheard In An Office by Katling reviews
Written for the hwfest on Livejournal House finds out about Wilson's 'someone who makes him feel funny and good' and, being House, wants to find out who it is. HW
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Do you love me? by Arabelle Thorne reviews
Wilson asks Greg something and he isn't sure of the answer for once. ONESHOT first try at slash rated T for slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Frozen Together by EsmeAmelia reviews
Short story about Han's thoughts during his night on Hoth after rescuing Luke. COMPLETE.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Not A Nice Man by SoloFalcon reviews
Han lets his own life experiences help Leia and Luke deal with the losses in their lives. Set shortly after the battle of Yavin, between A New Hope and Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Doing the Right Thing by Ada C. Eliana reviews
In response to dlsky's challenge. Slade and Robin have always been at odds, but when they're trapped together, the only people they can trust are each other. But can Slade really do the right thing?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,061 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Fear will lead you to your downfall by RutsuSatoshi reviews
Reid fears that Gideon is angry at him for putting himself in danger during an interrogation with a sociopath.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
detox, revisited by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
Episode tag for Detox, HouseWilson friendship
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/23/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Lucy In The Sky by calicoskies4ever reviews
This takes place during distractions. SPOILERS! While House is on LSD he gets a visit from Dr. Wilson with surprising results. HouseWilson slash story. The end is a bit of a copout but i think it's needed to establish a few things. The whole thing starts
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Idiom by Fair-Ithil reviews
She has to tell him. The words refuse to form and he’s sitting there in front of her with same impatient rogue look he’s always had...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Arrogant by Kazzy reviews
You have always been called arrogant. Vader fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Where's Wilson? by kiwi-fruit-from-hell reviews
SLASH set in Damned if you do between Wilson and House eating Chinese and laughing and House alone playing piano.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Release by mar-isu reviews
Final piece of the Freedom series. Luke and Vader have another talk
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Scoundrel's Wisdom by Wendynat reviews
After his rescue from the bottom of Cloud City, Luke Skywalker learns there is more to Lando Calrissian than meets the eye.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Luke S., Lando C. - Complete
GLORK! by cloak of nettles reviews
In which the ducklings discover, in various frightening ways, what House really does with Dr. Wilson. Funny. Slashy duh. Read!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2005 - J. Wilson, G. House
Parallel Reality by Pathetic Fallacy reviews
They will insist on getting into their swimming costumes whenever you order them to drown themselves in the pool. House and Wilson play games during work. Things happen. Mild slash, rated for language and innuendo and vague discussion of things.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Last Apprentice by Sonfaro reviews
There he was. The spitting image of his father. Yoda shivered with that eerie feeling of deja vu he had felt when the boy had come to him. Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Yoda, Luke S. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by onlyonceinforever reviews
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me... Yeah, right. Dr. Spencer Reid reflects on why he hated school. :ONESHOT:
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Confessions of a Skin Thief by isolde13 reviews
What might have happened in the episode Skin. From the bad guy's POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2005
Ninety Minutes by Mapu reviews
Sometimes a life changing event can begin and end over an incredibly short time period. Story has warnings violence against a child. Minor grammar changes made
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
What Matters by jennamajig reviews
Sure enough, when he opened his door, there stood his brother, bike behind him, soaking wet and dripping in the hallway.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Driving by jennamajig reviews
Charlie has a slight accident with Don's car. Oneshot.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Skin Deep by Philote reviews
He didn’t let these things get to him, he just shrugged them off and moved on. So he didn’t understand why he couldn’t seem to let this go. Epilogue for “Skin.”
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2005
Six Steps to Purgatory by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Don made him promise to stay in the car, and Charlie broke that promise resulting in his abduction by the very criminals he helped hunt down. Now it's rush for Charlie to escape their clutches, and for Don to find him before it's too late. COMPLETE.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Between Salvation and Damnation by vader-incarnate reviews
In his eyes you see something: a hint of heaven, a glimmer of hell, a flicker of gold and hatred and dying, and you know that you will make it yours. [ESB LukeVader vignette]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Walking the Sky by Corana reviews
AU. Nine years after becoming a Sith, Darth Vader hears of a supposed Jedi on Tatooine calling himself Anakin Skywalker. He investigates, and finds much, much more than he would have imagined. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,715 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Colorblind by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
Charlie's poor spelling skills create tension between the brothers. Story complete.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
War Wounds by OXBastetXO reviews
Wash and Mal have a long talk after the events of War Stories
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Wash, Mal
Untimely Arrival:Clear Choice by Treenahasthaal reviews
The 1st short story based on the same idea written before the prequels were released. Luke races home to the farm and reaches it before the Imperial troops...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Luke S. - Complete
Heartbeat by 3rdgal reviews
Uncertainty Principle postep. Charlie needs a little reassurance.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Masks by Shy Snootles reviews
A ROTJ Missing Scene that takes place between Luke and Vader on the docking bay of the Death Star, right before the Dark Lord takes his son before the Emperor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Ignite the Stars by rhonderoo and Jedi Trace reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader short story. Some bonds are never broken. TESB, SOTE, ROTJ. COMPLETE.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Impossible Dream by RyukoVulpix reviews
Based on Episode 13, The Blue Spirit. After Zuko saves Aang from Zhao's fortress, Aang begins to wonder if somehow, he and Zuko could, someday, become... friends...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Normal by N'kala reviews
Don wishes Charlie were normal. Charlie's willing to grant that wish, but at what cost? (Set when the guys were in high school).
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2005
Math 110A by deichtine reviews
A short oneshot: Don visits Charlie's class at the university and discovers why the students love Dr. Eppes. Nominated for 2006 Numb3rs Awards! See link in profile.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Just Words by N'kala reviews
Don says something he ends up regretting.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2005
Brothers in Arms by M. Marchand reviews
Don must face his greatest fear when his work could cost Charlie his life.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Freedom by mar-isu reviews
Prequel to Relief. Vader and Luke speak for the first time. Oneshot hopefully. Respond.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Man of Stature by TrudiRose reviews
This is a sequel to my story "Just Rewards." But you don't have to read that story to read this one. It's the story of what happens to Gaston under the Enchantress' curse. COMPLETE!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Gaston - Complete
Relief by mar-isu reviews
Luke has a heart to heart with Vader, before they know they're related. Mild torture
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
My Anderson by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Smith wants everything. Everything. And he wants Neo to give it to him. SMITH NEO ROMANCE
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Smith, A., Neo
Daddy Gave Me A Name by Starr reviews
A short story I wrote concerning Luke growing up without a father. One of my very first ones, so be gentle.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/1999 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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Conversations with a Cannibal reviews
It starts with a normal custodial interview, but soon grows into something more. Hannibal Lecter finds Spencer Reid to be very intriguing. Spencer isn't sure why he continues to go back to Hannibal's cell, but slowly he finds himself entwined in Dr. Lecter's constricting web. Warnings inside. Very dark. [Also posted on AO3 as a series under the same title]
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/20 - S. Reid, Will G., Hannibal L.
Armageddon reviews
Sequel to "Beauty the Beast" Ever wondered what Martha did during the Year that Never Was? What Torchwood was up to? What the BAU, CBI, Sam and Dean and Santa Barbara's famed psychic detective were doing? What about NCIS and Sherlock? Multiple fandoms band together to fight the Master's control over earth. Violence and implied torture. [I AM ALIVE! EXPECT CHAPTER 63 BY WED MAY 27]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 62 - Words: 284,915 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 6/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, S. Reid
Of Love Songs and Old Movies reviews
"Will you marry me?" Four words that Spencer hadn't