Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Supernatural, and Avengers.
Warning: My Profile may contain Yaoi, Racism(I'M NOT RACISTS!), mentions of Mpreg. If you don't like any of these, then click the back button.
My Tumblr: shorty-with-an-attitude.tumblr.com
My RP Tumblr(s):
Onward to Info bout me:
NAME: You may call me PNA, Neon, Para, Katy, or Shorty.
HAIR COLOUR: Dark Red
EYE COLOUR: Blue, sometimes Green. And in the middle, they're gold...
STUDYING: Algebra, History, German Culture, Science, Music
SINGLE/TAKEN? : Single as a Pringle
HOBBIES: Playing Mario Games, playing all Zelda games, drawing, cosplaying, singing, writing and reading fanfiction, watching Supernatural and Sherlock.
MY DAY IN, DAY OUT HOBBY: Sit at my computer, write fanfics, read fanfics, chat with my friends on facebook, draw, and plan what fanfic to write next.
LOVE: Supernatural, Silent Hill, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Hetalia, Death Note, Howl's Moving Castle, Hetalia, Vampire Knight, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran High School Hot Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Legend of Zelda, Metal Gear Solid Game Series.
HATE: DragonballZ (I could never get into those series)
1. What's your favorite fanfiction you've wrote?
A. Paint My Heart Black and Red
2. What's one of your favorite fanfictions another Author has written?
B. Reset: RNR (De-aged!Dean being Raised by Sam)
3. What do you do besides go crazy over Yaoi?
C. Watch Supernatual and write fanfiction of my ship, Samlena(Sam WinchesterxSelena Stark)
4. Would you stalk a author of your favorite yaoi mangas if he or she lived near you?
D. I don't know..O_O
5. Anything else you'd like to say before we close this off?
E. Yeahh..why do I keep asking myself questions?
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Not a supporter but I believe they deserve love)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(Part Irish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Part German)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile.
If you're a girl gamer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name!: FMAGirl.
If you hang out with the guys even though you're a girl, copy and paste!
If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or air copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you ever banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile
you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
if you belive this repost it.
1. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Jeez, with all the people who put this in their profiles, I'm starting to think that it's a little less than 98 percent).
2. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Paranoia-Neon-Angel,
3. (I'm a blank spot!! :D)
4. (And I'm another blank spot!!)
5. Homos are like us. I may be straight, but I feel like people should be treated nicely. If you think so, copy and paste.
6. Here is a story about God. Read if you believe in Him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
My Favorite Books:
Harry Potter Series
Maximum Ride Series
Tale of Desperaux
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Sense and Sensibility
The Princess Bride
The Phantom of The Opera
The Twilight Series
Rise of the Guardians
The Dark Knight Rises
Iron Man 2
The Dark Knight
Prince of Persia
Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince
Sense and Sensibility
When A Stranger Calls
The Phantom of The Opera
The Woman in Black
Paranormal Activity 4
Favorite Video Games:
Silent Hill Series
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Batman: Arkham City
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Prince of Persia
Soul Caliber 4
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Wario Ware: Smooth Moves
Selena Gomez & The Scene
Three Days Grace
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Slughorn: "Harry!" Harry: "Sir, What!"
Slughorn: "Your Body will decay, but your spirit lingers on!!"
-Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince
"You know what they say about men with big sword. *Indicates Pinkie finger*" - Sheik Amar, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Ed: "DON'T CALL ME SMALL!! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK EM ON YOUR HEAD!!!!"
Ed: "WHO YOU CALLING PIPSQUEAK WHEN YOUR DRESSED LIKE A PAPER BOY!!!!"
Ed: "Conveniently Awaken my telepathic powers!! Elric Brother Telepathy!! Come in Brother!! Come in!!"
Ed: "Today's the day I finally get some damn respect!"
Al:"What's your strategy, brother?"
Ed: "...I TOLD YOU A FIST IN HIS FACE!!!!!!"
Ed: "Shorty? Could a shorty do THIS? What else do you want to call me -- a half-pint, a beansprout, a midget? I'm still growing, you back-water desert idiots!"
Ed: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE'D SINK INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING OR WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER?!?!"
Ed: "I'm not short! I'm fun-sized!" (I literally own a shirt that says this! It's friggin awesome!)
-Full Metal Alchemist
Hikaru and Koaru: "It doesn't really matter. Everyone's gonna find out soon enough. Physical exams are the day after tomorrow."
Tamaki: "DADDY SAYS NOOOO!"
Hikaru and Koaru: "SEX PIXIE!" "SICKO" "YOUR MAMA WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE-UP!!!"
Honey: "But Senpai is a halfer. He's Half-French and Half-Japanese!"
Hikaru and Koaru: "Senpai's A Perv for Haruhi! Senpai's a perv for Haruhi! Senpai's a perv for Haruhi!!!"
Tamaki: "What!? Who you callin creepy!"
Hikaru and Kaoru: "Ha! You're a Big ol' perv!!"
-Ouran High School Host Club
"Holy (Insert your choice of swear word here)!"
-Fang, Maximum Ride, Book One
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've Got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!! And Guess what's inside it!!"
"Where's that monkey, I need to shoot something."
Jack Sparrow: "Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
Tia Dalma: "If you don't want it, give it back."
Jack Sparrow: "No!"
-Pirates of the Caribbean
"Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts his cakehole" -Dean Winchester
"It's like Grumpy old men" "Shut Up Sam!" -Sam, Dean, and Bobby
"...I think you pissed off my sandwich.."-Dean Winchester
Alright, I think I should describe my characters to you. This is for those who haven't read my stories yet, Here we go
Selena Harleen Stark was born on July 22nd, 1993, to Anthony(Tony) Edward Stark and Bruce Thomas Wayne. Selena was the result of a drunken night between the two billionaires, when Tony took some of Bruce’s DNA and Selena was created in a test tube. Selena was born without Tony’s knowledge of her existence, and Bruce kept it that way for 19 years. On February 15th, 2010, Selena was out alone in Gotham when she was kidnapped and drugged by Doctor Jonathan Crane, who was working with the Joker against the Batman. Joker knew who Batman really was, and figured Selena, the Bat’s only child, would be a good weapon to use against him. With Doctor Crane’s Help, Joker created the ultimate Weapon against the Batman, he turned his daughter into Harley Quinn. Not long after, Bruce found out what happened and set out to free his daughter. Joker was angry at the fact that his plan was falling apart, and tied Selena up, who was confused by the whole situation. Joker beat her repeatedly with her own hammer, and then carved into her body, the only scar that didn’t heal is the side ways J on her back. Selena was admitted to Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane, for almost two years until she was diagnosed “Normal.” In an attempt to help his daughter live a normal life, Bruce shipped Selena off to New York City, where she met Tony for the first time. Tony was shocked to learn that he and Bruce had a daughter, upset that Bruce kept her from him, but happy to meet his daughter. Dr. Bruce Banner is Tony’s Husband, and Selena’s step-father, whom Selena loves very much. Selena still suffers from nightmares of that night Joker nearly beat her to death, and from her time in Arkham, but she is slowly healing, not letting her past interfere with her future.
Appearance, Personality, and Hobbies:
Selena is 5’5, with long, dark brown hair, and dark brown eyes. She is light skinned, with a heart-shaped face, and baby fat in her cheeks, which makes her looks younger than her actual age. She is slim, with curvy hips, and long legs. Selena takes more after Tony, and Tony’s mother, Maria, in most looks, but she has Bruce’s eyes. She wears a locket with two pictures of her Grandparents, Tony’s Parents, and Bruce’s Parents, inside. She carries around a sketch book, for her love of art. She always wears either vans or converse with skinny Jeans, or stone-washed jeans. Along with a top that usually has a Superhero Logo on it, or a button down shirt. Sometimes wears Black Framed Glasses, when she’s not wearing her contacts. Selena always has her nose buried in a book or a comic, but when you have her attention, she has a tendency to talk, a lot. She can be vain as a peacock, like Tony. Her temper always gets the best of her, making her lash out at others when provoked. She’s stubborn when she doesn’t get her way sometimes. Despite her faults, her heart is in the right place. Her best quality is her friendly. She’s shy when you first meet her, then she becomes very open the more you get to know her. Selena loves to draw, and dance, and sing, which is one of the many reasons why she attends NYADA.
Characters from my Marvel/DC/Supernatural Stories Stories:
Selena Stark/Harley Quinn:
Bruce Wayne/Batman: reallybadboss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bale-batman.jpg
Tony Stark/Iron Man: images.forbes.com/media/2011/04/06/0406_fictional15-tony-stark_485x340.jpg
Bruce Banner/Hulk: images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29400000/Hulk-Bruce-Banner-the-avengers-29489318-1867-2560.jpg
Selena's Harley Quinn Look: