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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
Name:Chiari or Hanners
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Favorite Color: Black, Blue, Red, and Purple
Favorite Movie: Action movies
Favorite Music: Any kind. . . Literally.
I love to see anime as well as read manga.
Is there any chance that anyone could tell me why do they have more manga volumes, but the anime ends?
La Corda d'oro
Kaichou Wa Maid-sama
Kimi Ni Todoke
Prince of Tennis
and so many more.
Avatar the Last Airbender:
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GaaraXHina NaruXIno NaruXTen TenXNeji ShikaXTema InoXChoji TenXLee KakashiXKurenai KakashiXShizune TsunadeXJiraya
La Corda d'oro:
Kaichou Wa Maid-sama:
Kimi ni Todoke:
Prince of Tennis:
I would really like to thank for those that have reviewed my first story.
I am thinking of doing a one-shot.
Congratulations: On what?
Summary: What happens when Hinata, is dating someone for three years in secret. Then everyone in the village is saying congratulations, because someone else has spread an announcement, that she is his girlfriend. What will happen when her secret boyfriend finds out.
If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile.
If you believe that Black Sun is meant for White Moon, paste this in your profile.
If you believe that Rukia belongs to Ichigo and Ichigo belongs to Rukia, paste this in your profile.
If you believe that they are perfect for each other, paste this in your profile.
If you believe that they love each other, paste this is your profile.
If you do not believe in IchiHime, paste this in your profile.
If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.
If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.
IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Does anyone have a Sasuke one?
Join the dark side, Muhahahaha!!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" After getting up trips you again.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someonewho wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry.
Best friends through thick and thin!
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Some fun things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
3. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
4. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming, "The British are coming!!"
5. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme-tune. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf.
6. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"
7. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
7 Ways to Scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
EBACKS FOR PICKUP LINES
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together. (OMG THAT IS THE OLDEST AND LAMEST LINE EVER!)
Man: I'd do anything for you.
Man: You eyes are the most beautiful shade of... (insert color here)
Man: You truly are something.
Man:Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and I love you
Woman:Blood is red. My heart is black. Go to Heck and never come back.
Man: You know it's love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye
Woman: Goodbye. That wasnt hard at all
Man:Love me or leave me.
Woman: Okay. (walks off)
Man:If you were a book you would be in FINE print.
Woman:Have you ever read a book?
Man:I'm Alice and your my wonderland.
Woman:Somehow it doesnt surprise me that you want to be a girl.
Man:SHOT THROUGH THE HEART! AND YOUR TO BLAME!
Woman: Mission accomplished
Man:You blow me away.
Woman:Then why are you still here?
Man:Girl you so fine I want you to be mine.
Woman:Boy you so ugly one look at you is deadly.
Man:If I were you I'd kiss me.
Woman:If I were you I'd kill myself.
Man:I'll be the mouse. You be the cheese.
Man:I think I might be gay. Want to try to convert me?
Woman: Your gay?! Kewl! I can set you up with my friend! He's gay too!
Man:Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Woman:(phone gesture) Hello? (Holds out phone to man) It's the retirement home. They want there pick up line back
Man:If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Woman:If I said you had a nice head would you let me pound some sense into it?
Man: Come on, what do you see when you look at me?
Born in 1991, I am so a 90's kid.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
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