Poll: When I am done with The Mummy what fic should I start on? Descriptions of the fics are on my profile. Vote Now!
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and DragonFable.
Name: Hello! My name is Kosaji, (don't ask about the name, it was an inside joke with my friends)
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Location: Eastern United States
Likes: Spicy food, chocolate, helpful reviews, anime/manga, books, etc.
Dislikes: Mary-Sues, Unhelpfully rude reviews, unrealistic angst in fanfiction, poor grammer/ structure/ spelling, etc.
2. Prince of Tennis
3. Death Note
6. Shugo Chara
7. Dragon Knights
8. Ruroni Kenshin
9. Full Moon
10. Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
11. Umineko no Naku Koro Ni
and the list goes on...
Quotes and other fun stuff:
"I can't imagine a world without Light"(Misa)
"Yes, that would be dark."(L)-Misa and L from Death Note
"There are no such things as bigger words, there are longer words."-My mom
"Procrastinators of the world unite!... tomorrow."-Unknown
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. -Mary HirschReader's Digest "Quotable Quotes"
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.- William Davis
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!- Anne Tyler, The Accidental Tourist
Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.- Robert
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. -Lemony Snicket
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. -Fred Allen
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Author Unknown
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. -Tom Waits, Small Change
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. - P.D. East
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!" -Author Unknown
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. -Author Unknown
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. -Author Unknown
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. -Carl Zwanzig
If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. -Elbert Hubbard
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. -Henry Kissinger
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. -Joseph Conrad
I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing. -Gloria Steinem
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
I found this too funny not to put on my profile.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Possible Upcoming Fics (Still in planning stages):
HetaOni (Untitled for now)- Warning,OC will be present! The 12 nations in the mansion are joined by a two people who have been living in the mansion for all of the loops. These people say they were there for all the loops, but the nations don't remember them. Who are they? Are they friend or foe? And why does one of them look suspiciously like Germany? Pairings(not heavy romance):Spamano, GerIta, HRExIta, RusCan, FrUKUS(maybe)
The Rabbit Prince- A parody of The Swan Princess. Prince Francis and Prince Arthur were forced to spend every summer together since Arthur was five, in hopes that the two will fall in love and marry. Unfortunately for their parents, Arthur and Francis hated each other on sight. The two princes have much larger problems than the sexual tension between them; a powerful sorcerer is after Arthur's kingdom, and is willing to do anything to get it. Will the two princes survive and finally get together? Or will the Sorcerer prevail? Pairings: FrUK, Spamano, SwitzxHK
Cardverse Series (Untitled for now)- Arthur Kirkland-Jones was the Queen of Spades, and very much in love with the King of Spades Alfred Jones. However, Alfred does not reciprocate these feelings, and thinks of his marriage to the Queen a sham; an empty, loveless marriage. Having enough, Arthur resigns as Queen and disappears. Time passes, and a new Queen has yet to be accepted by Spades. With a new threat looming over Spades and the entire world of Deck, Arthur is called back to duty, but will Arthur be able to stop it, especially if he isn't Queen anymore?
The Mummy- Arthur only wants to find a book, Alfred only wants to get rid of the debt he owes to the grouchy Brit and Gilbert just wants to go home. Too bad Fate has other plans. "I think it's time for us to run now" "You think?" The three of them ran from the cloud of locusts descending upon them. It was shaping up to be such a good day too. Based on the movie The Mummy -USUK Spamano GerIta.
Adventures Through Lore- The Dragonfable novelization I was talking about on Tumblr. Meet Amaya, a simple girl with a huge ambition: to become the Greatest Mage in all of Lore! Great timing too, an evil force has started to move and wants to take over Lore. Now Amaya must take her place and fight for the sake of the world. No pressure.
Oneshots on Tumblr- I have been posting small drabbles and oneshots on Tumblr due to the Oneword prompts, go and check them out, they are under the heading Oneword at the right hand side of the page.
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