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Joined 05-20-10, id: 2371172, Profile Updated: 02-13-11

I've decided to make myself another profile! :p

I'm Katie. 17.

Feel free to PM me :p Especially with requests or ideas or if you want to collaborate. I'm down with it all. I RP now, thanks to Black Angel 1994... She got me soooo hooked.

Anywhoo... I'll ship almost anything, especially yaoi. Or if it has Kakashi in it. He's the best :D

I don't have a usual paring I write, but typically you'll see either Kakashi or Sasuke. Those are my ukes. My seme arsenol is HUGE.

Even though I love to write, me and writing often don't get along. I can usually only handle working on one fic at a time, unless it's summer vacation or winter break, something like that. I just got a laptop though, so if I start something, you better believe I'm going to finish it now :p This is the LAST profile I'm making.

I love Naruto as a seme, by the way. He got all hot and manly in shippuden. He's still got some growing ahead of him, but he'll get there. Oh yes he will...

Right now I only write for Naruto, but I'd like to write something for Fullmetal Alchemist (If I could ever get a good idea...) and then eventually do a crossover. Maybe I'll just have to do the crossover first. Or if anybody has an idea FOR me, they can send it in a PM. If I can work with it, I'll post it and rep you :p

One of the things that annoys the HELL out of me is lazy people. What's so hard about taking five seconds after you've read to review? I review everything I read. What happened to karma? I seriously have fics with zero reviews right now and the hits on my story stats are acting a tad funny, so I can't be sure how many people to be mad at lol.

I've joined the review revolution! As of 1/28/2011 I, NoNameZOMG, have submitted a total of 184 reviews.

Also, if anybody has any fic recs, let me know. It's so hard to find good uke!Kakashi fics...

Thanks for reading, guys :D

If you guys like my writing, especially my yaoi fics, you should check out ThrowbackPepsi. This is my sister's account. It'll mostly be collaborations between the two of us, all crossovers (Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist). Nothing us up there right now, but there WILL be at least one fic posted by Feb.1, 2011!

As of 2/13/2011, my flashdrive is LOST. So everything goes on hiatus D:

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How Tsunade Got Her Groove Back by leyla10 reviews
You're fifty. You're hot. Don't let all that go to waste girl. Get yourself a young stallion. A kinky fic about the lovely lady Tsunade and that copycat ninja Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Tsunade S., Kakashi H.
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strange by Yura-chan reviews
Poem from Naruto's perspective, at the end of the Sasuke retrieval arc. Character death /I wish I had time to get to know them better. Too bad I don't. Because I'm dying now./
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Steps by Commander Zia reviews
Kakashi isn't quite sure he understands. /But the gears are turning, even you can tell.\
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
PWP that deserves no title : by kampaidaze reviews
Seriously, it's just smut. Really awkward like unrealistically virginal prude-smut. Or something. Narusasu btw.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Checkmate by Taryn Streambattle reviews
Even a genius is nothing more than a pawn in the hands of a skilled chessmaster. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H. - Complete
Laughter Lines by checkerbloom reviews
Is Kakashi too young? Or is Minato too old. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Broken by Sincynati reviews
Everyone thought Kakashi was the greatest prodigy Konoha would ever see, but Minato saw Kakashi for what he really was- a failure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
In Hot Water by UchidaKarasu reviews
I was consciously aware that the teen would be wet, hot, and deliciously naked in a hot spring filled with steam, cloudy water, and a potentially climactic experience…”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Broken Promises by ncfan reviews
You said you’d always be there, but you weren’t. You weren’t, and we’re falling apart, like paper in the rain. 700 words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Pretty by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
NejiIno. Stupid Neji. All Ino wanted to know was how he got his hair so shiny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
Masked by Katryna Black reviews
Why Hatake Kakashi wears a mask. Rating due to child abuse. IMPORTANT EDIT ADDED 8.24.2007
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Kakashi H. - Complete