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My Master's Voice by Hikari-chanX reviews
She was his prisoner and he was her master. He would force her to obey his every order-no matter what the cost. However, love changes everything. ULQUIxHIME! Rated M for later chapters!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,204 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Sakura in Shadow by katlou303 reviews
Naruto is finally Hokage. Sasuke is infamous in the Land of Fire for being a ruthless killer. Sakura is... a chuunin. She feels content with her life, until two Uchiha brothers come by, reminding her once more that she is stuck in the shadow of others. It's time to change, become special in her own right. If only she wasn't stuck babysitting a murderer. ItaSakuSasu, AU. Post-manga.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Suprise Guests by S1SKA reviews
Aoi is just your average girl. What happens when a certain group of S-ranked criminals appear in her closet? Rated T because I doubt that continuous knifing is kid-appropriate. FOREVER HIATUS'ed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,828 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
A Curious Turn of Events by katlou303 reviews
An AU fic splintering off from A Curious Kind of Atonement. Itachi gave Sakura a choice when she was twelve years old. She did not take it. But what if she did? What would change? It turns out... Everything. ItaSaku. Rated for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,715 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2564 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Real Reasons by marimbagirl1993 reviews
When Kazuki is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, how does this change affect her? Will she finally face her past? And how will a certain new friend help her deal with her losses? T for swearing and romantic themes. OCxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,807 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
The Hunt Begins by Inkoholic4U reviews
Below the surface of Bouvetoya Island, Elaina will have to survive the horrors within the Pyramid. With the help of a Predator, she just might make it out alive. Let the Hunt Begin! Celtic/OC Completed.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,212 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Human, Predator/Yautja, Alien/Xenomorph - Complete
Beloved Brother: 25 Oneshots for Itachi and Sasuke by Crystallinee reviews
25 mini stories with the Uchiha brothers. Brotherly love, lots of fluff and some ItaSasu. Mostly premassacre, also some nonmassacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,281 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,203 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
Akatsuki: The Stories You Never Got Told! by blu3slush reviews
Click it. You know you want to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Wrong Shirt Wrong Shoes Wrong Turn: Many Problems by Riley Killer reviews
Zabuza/OC. Okay, it's bad enough I was hit by a bus, but now I have to take care of a zombie in the healing process, escape from random people with needles, and learn Japanese all at the same time? Sheesh! Could it get any worse
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,213 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Zabuza M.
Akatsuki in my House by Gone-15535 reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,810 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
Prize of Victory by Nova Alexandria reviews
The war was over. Aizen has won. Now the Victors have earned the right to Claim those that have survived. What started as bait for one's brother and a deal to protect one's sister unexpectedly became something more. Karin/Grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 443,762 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [Karin K., Grimmjow J.] Orihime I., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
The More People I Meet, the More I Like My Cats by Bunnyx reviews
There are a few things that have been bothering Bunny since she moved to Minnesota. One, her Aunt Catherine is a demon. Two, her cats possess the ability to kill her. Three, her Uncle thinks she needs a psychiatrist. And four, the more people she meets, the more she likes her cats.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Akatsuki
A Curious Kind of Atonement by katlou303 reviews
Just after the Uchiha Massacre, a guilt-stricken Itachi wants to make Sasuke's life better. He meets a pink-haired little girl who seems to adore his little brother. He decides he can atone for his crimes by keeping her alive. ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,224 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
When the Kirin and Susanoo combination is backfired in an unexpected way, Itachi is left with a choice: Leave his amnesiac little brother in Konoha and return to the Akatsuki, or remain behind enemy lines and raise the eight year old himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,231 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Black Widow by SchwarzLilien reviews
Her eyes met a pair of emerald orbs staring at her penetratingly. She didn't expect that moment to drag her into a maze without exit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [Kisame H., OC, Kakuzu]
Itachi is a Massive Troll by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Their Objective by hid4n reviews
Kisame and Itachi are sent on a mission to collect intel on the remaining tailed beasts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Job of a Little Brother by Links6 reviews
The final battle between Sasuke and Itachi turns out much more different that either of them ever expected. Brotherly Fluff sick!Itachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Make Him Smile by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
It started out as a bet- nothing too serious. But maybe Kisame can get more out of it than just the money on the table...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Red Essence Of Blood by Edelin reviews
Kisame never expected to be a good guy. Good guy in his own mind at least.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Housekeeping by Tsuki Kiba Kumori reviews
Rated M for Hidan. Oh, and there is a bit of OOC-ness. Summary: I got a job as a housekeeper for the Akatsuki. I'm really excited, but i wonder, will i survive 'till payady?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Akatsuki
Fragile Cherry Blossom by tainted cherry blossom reviews
Haruno Sakura was once a respected and loved kunoichi. But all that changed with Sasuke and Karin back in the village. Her only option is to leave the place she called home for so long in hopes of a better life. Who knew the Akatsuki would be that life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Kittens by SandTanukiKunoichi reviews
The Akatsuki get turned into kittens. Sakura and her twin sister take care of them. Chaos ensues. If you dislike profanity and/or OOC-ness, I suggest not reading. Partial Hiatus... Sorry... Y.Y
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
I Had Such Friends by Akatsuki210 reviews
Kisame's new partner isn't at all what he'd expected, and Akatsuki is the last place Itachi would have expected to find friendship. One shot, possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Momochi Solitude by zabuzasama26 reviews
One man's late will to live, and one woman's late will to love. ZabuzaxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Zabuza M., Haku
Girl Who Grew Up Akatsuki: Remake by xxyangxx2006 reviews
Kari is a summoner. She can summon any creature that she wills. The problem? She is the last one left and she's not even nine, and what does Madara want with her? OC TEMPORARY HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Zetsu, Madara U., Akatsuki, OC
Cure for insanity by Gakaigal reviews
She was sick of hearing it, 'weak, 'useless, 'burden'. So she left in search of power, just like everyone else. But instead of just power she winds up with the sweet, whiney, strong, perverted, love struck Akatsuki. Sakura Haruno, welcome to hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,817 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Hero Instinct by MaliBiser reviews
Uchiha Itachi, the latest addition to Akatsuki's numbers, is passing a village with his recently-acquired partner when suddenly the remains of his compassion are put to a test. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Forgotten Memories by StarnightX reviews
The first thing the sickly girl noticed about him was his mask...then his eyes. His eyes were of an unusual color, red and green, and they captivated her; she couldn't look away. KakuzuxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Just Stop by The Lady Avaritia reviews
'With those bruise-rings under your eyes, and that unhealthily white skin, hollow cheeks of yours, you look like one of those poor abused little kids they put up on Christmas charity posters.' Kisame learns some unexpected truths about his young partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Swan by octopii reviews
Ituko sighed as she straightened from the doorframe, crossing her arms under her full breasts, "Beauty is a woman's natural weapon. Which yours," She flicked a hand at Sae, "is now littered all over the floor. Shame I walked in at all." Sequel / MadaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,923 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Madara U.
What You Are by Elenea Galad reviews
A series of drabbles pertaining to the partnership between Itachi and Kisame. Suggestions welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Just Like a Girl by Dior Crystal reviews
Due to Szayel accidentally giving Ulquiorra the wrong pills, Ulquiorra turns into a girl overnight. Oh dear God. Can he go through this whole ordeal without being discovered? GrimmUlqui, one-sided IchiUlqui and GrimmRen. Shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,711 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Speaking Doggish by Canis Lupus6 reviews
AU. Kakuzu, Tobi, Sasori, Itachi and Pein get turned into dogs that can only speak, obveously, dog. So, Hidan, Zetsu, Deidara, Kisame and Konan have to unlock the secrets to the dog language with some trouble on the way. Slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Akatsuki
Orochimaru Irritation by MissFaerieKaiti reviews
Orochimaru is fearless, he is unflappable, he is stoic, he is... The victim of a seemingly-endless Sound Village prank? Orochimaru's minions just won't let their lord catch a break! OneShot; No Pairings; Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Hello, my name is Doctor Sasuke by Itachi012110 reviews
A young Sasuke goes through a stage where he pretends to be a doctor-with Itachi as his patient.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Angels without wings by LovelessDuchess reviews
Even without wings both shined as brightly as angels even in their last moments. May they always be angels without wings...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Letting Go by drjekyllmshyde reviews
A Russian ballerina finds herself at the newly reformed Palais Garnier, and experiences a quite literal run-in with the building's resident Ghost. Erik/OC. Complete!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,920 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Erik - Complete
Insomnia's rewards by Kit Marin reviews
Sometimes losing a little sleep will grant you something more. OroKimi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro - Complete
Salvation by BlackerThanMySoul reviews
It has been a good 4 years since then. Yet it seemed like a century ago when I thought the world was simple. And I thought I knew what good and evil were. I was wrong. My mistake followed me...I was 17. And completly responsible for my actions. #GrimmHime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,434 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Ghosts of the past by Riley Killer reviews
Ari Usagi is your average 27 year old cartoonist, she has her head up in the clouds and lives a very simple life style, that was until her 28th birth day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,348 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Kisame H., Deidara
Survival of the Fittest by Riley Killer reviews
Amane has been locked away from society since the kekkei genkai wars. However after killing her isolator for the past 19 years, she is freed with only the knowledge she's gained from books and torture, can she last in the shinobi world? Kisame/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,058 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kisame H., Akatsuki
Nevermore by YoBeezy reviews
In the end we both saw the truth. He saw the light I had been pressing him to find and I saw the darkness that had sheltered his ill thoughts. And when I asked if I would ever see him after this, he left me with few words to remember- "never again."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,467 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
You're Still There by Luckyclaw reviews
Sasuke's body is taken over by Orochimaru, and Itachi freaks out. He recruits Naruto and Sakura to help him save Sasuke, but can you get back a soul from the devil? (Never to be completed.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Itachi U., Orochimaru
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
50 sentence drabble by Yuutoko Marshio reviews
First time I did something like this, hope you like. OroXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Girl Who Grew Up Akatsuki by xxyangxx2006 reviews
This story is closed, but the redo is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Feral Hearts by Grimmus reviews
How can two soldiers that are the polar opposites of one another possibly be friends? A tale of a strange relationship that revolves around the happenings of the Arrancar army during the plot of Bleach. NelxGrimm
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,083 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
The revenge of the Akatsuki! by gaarafangirl91 reviews
Sequel to "Akatsuki Pets". The Akatsuki are back and they want revenge. But this time, they have two teenage girls to help them. Will their plan suceed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Akatsuki
Make Me Stronger by LominiqueAikou reviews
After Saskue returns, Sakura just doesnt feel safe or strong anymore. So she ask Tsunade for an top ranking mission. Can she hack it? After all it is the Akatsuki. Nothing works better than the help of family. Or a crazy cousin. SakX?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,640 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Blossom by Traumaddict reviews
Being replaced is never easy, I for one know it first hand. I will share you the tragic tale that lead me into the arms of the most notorious Shinobi in the Ninja World. The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
It Could Be Worse by DysphoricPink reviews
Susan End didn't expect to be stuck babysitting her little brother for two weeks. She also didn't expect to end up looking after ten S-class criminals from another universe. Add a carnivorous mutant rabbit to the mix and they've got one BIG problem. It's Akatsuki vs. suburbia in this action-packed, hilariously odd and sometimes touching odyssey. TO BE CONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,363 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Akatsuki
demon love, Oni Koigokoro by GaaraXSasori reviews
what happened when a girl gets a demon hereioshi inside her and the akatsuki are interesed in her now. the demon can do many things but what happened when the demon falls in love with a certain jashin, will Tensura give up her freedom for the demons love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Angel of Darkness by Jeaniegirl reviews
What would happen if Orihime chose to stay in Hueco Mundo? Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,312 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Takishira Chornicles by green.chan1 reviews
Takishira Tsubaki was just your typical ninja of Konaha until she ran into Akatsuki and is forced to join to protect her village. But when does it become for yourself instead of your home? Rated T for Language and Some Violence. Dei/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 32,834 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
God's Will by StarnightX reviews
A religious timid girl, who does her best not to show her fear, and a loud potty mouth devoted male Jashinist. These two probably never should have met...or perhaps it was God's will? HidanxOC. Slight ItachixOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Numb by Fireflylitsky reviews
Izumi hasn't spoken in years. Outcast by her foster family, she runs away in search of her real home only to be captured by Akatsuki. She has no choice but to stay with them, her secret is more valuable to Akatsuki than she knows. Language/adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,301 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Phantom Pt 1 by WiNdGoDdEsS688 reviews
Nell's new memories bring back some bittersweet feelings for a certain Espada, but can anything be salvaged? Nell x Grimmjaw UNOFFICIAL HIATUS IS OVER BEE-YATCHES! CH.9 IS UP!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,633 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Returning The Favor by BleachG7 reviews
Grimmjow decides to do Nel a favor, for saving his life. She likes him, but he's totally ignorant. How will this relationship develop?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,828 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Bartering by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Orihime finds herself missing the comforts of home while in Las Noches. So, she decides to do some bartering with the only things she has on her. What are the consequences of giving strange objects to bored Espada? Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Complicated Simplicity by chockitta reviews
Meet Yuki. 14 years old, she lives alone in a forest just outside Konoha. One dark and windy night, her doorbell rings; which is strange, since no one knows where she lives. Armed with a golf club named Steve, she decides to investigate…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,976 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Akatsuki
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Art Attack! by Jedi Goat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have another "friendly" argument about art. Poor Tobi happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time... No ships
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Kaibutsu by MazokuYusuke reviews
AU somewhat. The Fourth Ninja World War is creating havoc throughout the world, involved or not. Follow Kisame through a different world, where Akatsuki aren't Akatsuki anymore. And maybe, they'll be the solution to this war instead of it's cause.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kisame H.
Dango solves everything by Tears of Eternal Darkness reviews
Dango can be such a great situation diffuser. Non-yaoi. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Pets by gaarafangirl91 reviews
When I woke up one Summer morning, I thought it would be a day like any other. Boy, was I wrong... Rated T for hidan's cusses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Brother To Brother by MizEvilBlossoms reviews
A startling question from little foolish brother Sasuke, leads older tough brother Itachi down a very embarrassing road of explanations about the birds and the bees…. RR, please! Chu, MzEvilBlossoms, xx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dusk by sei.to.the.rah reviews
Remake of Daybreak. I was throwing a party when the tornado sirens went off and the power went out. We all hid in the basement till the power was back on and the sirens stopped. We go upstairs to find... the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Akatsuki
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Fox Demon by DayDreamer1236 reviews
Cairo didn't ask for the island to have a gaint gas leak, to have a little blonde three year old girl shoved into her arms. She also didnt ask to be turned into a five tailed fox demon and in the Naruto world. then taken prisoner by the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,955 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Halleluiah by MysticDragonfruit reviews
“Kisame, what would you do if I jumped off this cliff right now?” he asked softly. “I would jump after you of course.” He smiled. “That would be foolish.” Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Seduced by a Demon by Friglit reviews
Unknown to Konoha, Zabuza survived the battle on the bridge, and now two years later he is back for revenge. Des is the Hunter-nin assigned to stopping the infamous "Demon of the Mist"... ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,063 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Zabuza M., Kakashi H.
Cinders by Mersea reviews
ItachiOC.Oneshot. Another story speculating on the relationship between Itachi and his ex-lover. If you've been reading them, read this one too! Promise you it's at least a bit different...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Different Kind of Mission by SkywardShadow reviews
It's Itachi's first babysitting experience, and Sasuke seems determined to drive him out of his mind. An attempt at humor. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Timing by MysticDragonfruit reviews
Kisame forgets a very important rule when doing a stake out mission with Itachi: always use the bathroom before you leave. It will help avoid unnecessary complications. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Love Hate Relationship Revised by DuskStarDragon reviews
A revised version of my first attempt. The story is about a girl named Zi and her encounter with the Demon of the Hidden Mist and his consort. More summary and ranting inside. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Zabuza M. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Inn by Lady Jecalyn reviews
A look at the partnership between two of Akatsuki's more well known members and how they react to various stimuli and how they react to each other. NONYAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete