Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Glee, and Rocky Horror.
Bonjour! My penname is Alice Rocker. I am mostly here for the Glee. I started out near the end of my Twilight phase, went into my Maximum Ride phase, was phase-less for a while, and am now in a Glee (Klaine) phase, thank you very much. ^^ I'm here to hopefully make you laugh, so take a look at my stories, if you want and feel free to read and review. (No flames please.)
Haunted cookies (anyone who gets this reference, get one. ^^),
I also have an account on fictionpress:
And I think that's about it...so...ENJOY THE REST OF THE PROFILE! BYE!
Yay for random quotes! (this is a work in progress people):
"He's a weirdo!" -Alexis
"Our Beatles are way better than your Rolling Stones!" -Homer Simpson
"And for first time in bird kid history, I was trampled by a crazed camel." -Max, FANG
"No friggin' way Jacob." -Sue Sylvester, Glee
"Though I've been placed with the boys, my loyalty remains with you ladies. Especially since all my artistic and fashion decisions have been turned down." -Kurt, Glee
"I hope it's not, like, body building. I don't want to be really calm and have massive nostrils." -Georgia Nicolson, And Then He Ate My Boy-Entrancers
"I don't know what she had for breakfast, but she has put on about one-hundred-fifty pounds. Either that or her knickers have reached elepantine size." -Georgia Nicoloson, And Then He Ate My Boy-Entrancers
"So...let me get this straight. You drank your dog?" -Caleb James, U93
"'You bet your gol' darn bottom dollar, mister. I've got a gun and I'm not afraid to use it!' He just looked at me as if I was talking complete rubbish or something." -Georgia, And Then He Ate My Boy-Entrancers
"I don't know what was keeping the Ace Gange unless Ellen had had another dither attack and had fallen down in the lavatory." -Georgia.
"I can't see through walls. I'm not that awesome." -me
"Them gazing at me in my coffin, crying...as they tried to force the coffin lide down over my nose! Merde..." -Georgia
"Hamburger-a-go-go land we we come! Get ready for a knicker invasion!" -Georgia
"Our house is so dirty, it broke the vacuum cleaner." -My mom
"'Bloody hell in a hand backet, ouch ouch! Bollocking bugger bugger bum!' 'Are you sure your shoes are okay?' 'Jas, some complete imbecile of gigantic proportions has just trodden on my foot. That is why I am leaping like a loon.'" -Georgia and Jas.
"There is an exception to every rule. There is, however, not an exception to every law. No matter what Scarlet says. Scarlet: There is so, you just gotta think hard enough, and not get caught." -me and Scarlet
"Let's hear it for jibber-jabber! WOOHOO!" -Kowalski
"Though I risk expulsion by saying this, Mr. Shou I urge you to see that once again Britanny has helped one of us be ourselves." -Kurt
"IT'S JUST A MOIST TOWLETTE!" -Kurt
"...And that's why I'm standing here in a...red shower curtain." -Finn
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
The Stupid Test!
1)Choked on your own spit while you were talking: Nope!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Man: I want to kiss you all over.
POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK KURT IS TOTALLY FREAKIN' AWESOME AND YOU JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND TELL HIM THAT HE ROCKS ON!
Four invites three and eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Scarlett: Yayness! Dinner party! Will there be chocolate?
Jake: I'm in.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
Ooooh, Terrence! Guess who's staying the night???
Two and Seven are making out when ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Tori: WHAT THE MOTHER FREAKIN' CRAP???
Tori: *runs away to santize her eyes*
Three falls in love with six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Jake: *sits in his emo corner and cries*
Terrence: AGH! *runs away* WHAT WAS I THINKING?
Scarlett: Thank you for those nice words!
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?
hits Lewis upside the head with a broom*
I'm betting on Tori.
Pedro: You'd be right.
Tori: Oh, great...
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
The entire world is dead, the atmosphere has died from acidity as well as all the other plants and anything living as well as everything dead and Scarlet is supreme over lord of the zombie army she has left.
Scarlet: Boo ya.
Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Scarlett: *huggles Lewis*
HEY! THAT WAS A RIP OFF!
Anna: It wasn't for me!
Jake: Me either!
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from five for Two's release. What is it?
Pedro: Give me Scarlet's most embarrassing secret.
Todd: Well, I'm dead either way.
Louis: I hate being in the middle of this.
Everyone gangs up on three. Does three stand a chance?
Scarlett: *talking really fast about nothing in particular*
Everyone else: *got bored and went to get coffee*
Everyone is invited to two and seven’s wedding except for eight. How does eight react?
Jake: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME???
Pedro: Dear God, they're bent on torturing us...
Why is six afraid of seven?
Why wouldn't he be?
Terrence: Afraid of laughing to death...
Pedro: What was that?
Scarlet: High five, brother!
Nine arrives late for two and seven’s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Anna: Because Pedro's a gay, dirty little cheater and the wedding was canceled three seconds after it was planned.
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
TODD??? I never would have guessed.
Todd: Teehee...gummy bears...
Anna: Did I tell you about that time that Pedro got locked in the wall with me?
Anna: Well, you see-
Nine murders Eights best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does eight do to get back?
That actually could happen.
Jake: IT'S ME! AGAIN!! *crying*
Anna: I suck.
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Scarlett: We could go to the McDonalds next door. I'll pay.
Four is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does ten do?
Tori: Oh, so what? The mourning is all up to me? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY!!!
The quiz is over. By the way, how did two and seven end up?
They never got married in the first place and now everyone, especially Tori, are all in therapy.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not Really
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose me, or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason why you never crosse my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
I don't think blondes are dumb, but this was too funny not to post:
This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.
She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'
The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,
'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'
The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Alyizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Purple Penguin
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Whitetail
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Peaalnah
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Orange Coke
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lanaljn
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Maggie
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Rasberry Life
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Red Eyepatch
--WEIRD QUIZ THING--
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
long road, sometimes called Coffee
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Revolution for dogs (Selamectin) box
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Also, KUUUUUUUUUUUUURT! (glee!)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:46 pm OMG! I'M LIKE TOTALLY PHYSIC! I swear I didn't have any idea!
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Mom talking to my little brother
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Like, an hour and forty two minutes ago. Stepping out of school to get picked up to go home.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Someone else's profile
9. What are you wearing?
Snoopy shirt, jeans, peace sign socks, SMS zip up jacket thingy (cuz that question isn't stalkerish at all)
10. Did you dream last night?
Nah, but I had some pretty weird dreams two nights before!
11. When did you last laugh?
At lunch with my friends.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
LOTS of book crap...my dad's diplomas...pictures of me and my brother and a lightswitch
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Um, yeah. I've been having visions of Apollo in disco clothes ever since I read that part in Percy Jackson. Also, you could basically video tape our whole lunch period at my table and it would qualify.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It seems kind of stalkerish...
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Um...let's see...A DACHSCHUND! And I could name it Alice! Or maybe Pooky, and also, I would buy some guy to get all the freakin' voices out of my head.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I play the Clarinet.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. Do you like to dance?
Hehe...yeah...in front of the bathroom mirror with my earphones in...
20. George Bush:
Just another old guy trying to run the world.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Hmm...either Terrence, Louis, or Sam.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Teehee...that sounds wrong...
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"I HAVE GLEE RERUNS ALREADY IN THE PLAYER WAITING!"
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.
85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile.
15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)personally i love these songs but i dodn't know what categorey music they would be.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you ever forgot how old you are when someone asked you, put this in your pro.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this in your pro.
If you ever laughed at a movie that wasnt funny, put this in your pro.
If you love rain, put this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there was a 'watch your step' sign, put this in your pro.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you ever mispronounced an easy word (such as the word 'and' or 'the'), put this in your profile
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile!
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
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If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, Luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker
If you think being normal or the same as everyone else is BORING! Copy and paste this to your Profile and add your name to the list to show that being normal is NOT cool. Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker
If you understand what this 'Purple Butterflies of Mushroom chocolate turtles' means or doesn't mean copy and paste this to your profile. >:)
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.
Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS!
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!!! PASTE IT I SAY!!!!
(I bet you never knew, or wanted to know, that i was this crazee.)
(You HAVE to know your crazee when you spell crazee wrong. LOL. =^)> )
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany, suckishLEMONADE
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Copy the bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
Scarlet: OMG A BUNNY!! Bye Lazy! I'm off to the dark side!
What?? I have a name you know.
Scarlet: They have cookies! And I don't care if you have another name or not.
Scarlett: Wait for me! I'm comin too!
-shrugs- To the dark side!
-we all set off-
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Repost this if you thing homophobia is wrong.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.
If you have cried when your favorite character died/almost died copy and paste to your profile.
If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.
If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile..
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.
If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you already have a gajillionof these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.
CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (I think it succeeded)
THIS NEXT THING WILL DRIVE YOU INSANE, SO DON'T READ IT!!! (I bet half of you will anyways.)
-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia
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