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Hello everyone, I am writing this message to offer my services as a sounding board for various ideas and even potentially a secondary Beta for fanfics for authors that don't have somebody more qualified, I'll mention however that my sphere of interests when it comes to Fanfics at this moment reside in Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and to some lesser extent Naruto, I can however deal with fics that are within those settings or Crossovers with those settings, while I am aware that I haven't wrote anything of my own before, due to some personal issues that compel me to not do so, not only for my sake but for that of the would be readers, I am however a Veteran reader that has read over a thousand stories over the years since she joined this site, so while I am not a writer, I do have a massive amount of experience in the whole Fanfiction business, so I am willing to hear any requests from any writers for my support to their creative process or aid in providing some Beta work for anyone, I do hope some writers will take me on this offer, I have offered similar aid in either form to writers before and am eager to do so again.

V- Comment on the Elitist Writers -V

At this point in time, it has come to pass that I decided I need to write something in my profile, and this happens to be a comment to and about many Fanfiction Writers:

Through the years I have be belittled because of my negative reviews, because supposedly unless I either possess a Degree in Literature, wrote a novel, or basically be part of their 'Elite' Club of being somehow recognized as a viable critic because I wrote a story, and while the idea of doing a One-Shot just for the sole purpose of shut them off was very much tempting, I chose to be the better person and keep my stance.

Ultimately I don't want to lower myself to the level of hypocrites, yes hypocrites, its funny how all those writers that complained that I critic their stories feel they have the right to shut me off merely because I am not writing something positive, because you can be sure that anytime they read a positive review, they don't care if its some poorly educated yokel that write the review, so long as its positive they don't care, and they welcome it, anybody can write a positive review for them its no problem. But the problem is when you write a negative review, than you need to be a worthy reviewer or your review is deemed foolish, they need you to be writers before they can accept your reviews.

So at this point I say this, all of you who look down on me and my years of fanfiction reading and the thousands of fanfiction stories I have read, I want all of you to add to your note a warning to all reviewer that no whatsoever review, either positive or negative, should be posted unless the person wrote a story on this site ever. Its very simple, prove you aren't hypocrites and tell everybody which isn't a writer to not review anymore, and not merely the negative reviewers, if you can't do it, than either stop complaining to me I shouldn't be allowed to do negative reviews or quit writing, you obviously lack the proper backbone to be doing this stuff.

If you do that, I will accept that I do not have the right to review your stories and that will be it, but otherwise you don't have the right to tell me I shouldn't do negative reviews. I have probably read more than most people here, I did some Literature classes back in College, I got experience in doing this, yes I am fiery and acerbic, but that is how I am, so live with it.

Also I'll add here my justification for not writing, because I would have loved to be able to write stories, that used to be my dream, but I can't do it, I got ADD, I got a terrible memory and can't keep my attention for long on any stories I tried to write, because through the years I did try to write many stories but I never posted them because they never went anywhere, I am a very harsh self-critic, I don't write because I know I couldn't keep up and I would most likely abandon my stories at one point, I find myself absolutely loathing when writers do so, in particular when the story was especially good, I hate nothing more than reading a story that isn't finished and will never be finished, which is one of the major reasons why I don't write, because the thought of leaving something unfinished is terrible to me. Also I couldn't post anything until I would have finished the entire story and made sure it all made sense, I am somewhat of a perfectionist, I couldn't write a story with a inconsistencies and also I would tend to perpetually rewrite and re-imagine my work, which would be a problem as it would take forever for me to come with a final copy I would be willing to post, but I am never able to come anywhere near that part of the process since I tend to lose interest and move to a new story idea, so I don't write because I don't want to be a bad writer, if you aren't willing to finish all your stories or to rework them to make them as close to perfect as possible than maybe you shouldn't write either.

\/- Comment on the Dying Fanfic Communities -\/

As time goes on I came to a realization, that Fanfiction is dying, in some sense... I don't know why, but I came upon that realization that it seem alot of the Fanfiction settings I was keeping up with seem to be growing less and less active... with the passing of years and has some turned into a decade since the original story were on TV, Novels or Movies. Things like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, even Harry Potter, sure it still is one of the most... massive fanfiction of all but it seem to be slowing down its growth... authors are dropping out left and right, stopping writing for any number of reasons, many stories abandoned to be never concluded, and when I realized how most of the fanfictions I mostly read are seemingly slowly dying, I felt a enormous amount of nostalgia, sadness, anxiety & fear, about what my future as a reader would come to be... I noted for example that the BTVS stories seem to come either as new or updates only as a trickle, while it has tens of thousands of already existing stories the fact so little new stuff is written is alarming.

So I say this to the writers, please... PLEASE... keep them alive... I want to read more about Buffy, Willow & Xander and the rest of the Scoobies, the same with Harry & Hermione and their friends from HP, if people stop writing about those, than sooner or later their won't be anything else left to read about those settings and they will become merely a memory at the back of our mind and it would be a terrible loss, we need new fresh material.

I also say please, PRETTY PLEASE, keep writing, and finishing your stories, as a addicted reader, all I can say is I need you, we need you to do this for us and yourselves. Because what will be left of our past glorious TV Shows, Novels, Movies, etc when its over except for this, and we need this little to keep existing, it would be too painful for it to just be finally over, if Fanfiction writers don't do this than it will be all over... sure some stuff like BTVS is still alive in some form namely with the comics, but for how long will that even last? Those comics are more of a high end fanfiction story rather than the real deal, and sooner or later Joss Whedon is most likely going to end up those comics too, so we need the BTVS Fanfiction Community to keep going and keep BTVS alive for us, now while I focus on BTVS the same thing can be said with all Fanfiction Communities, keep on going, keep on writing, don't end this, don't abandon us, don't let those original stories fall into the depths of memory, please keep doing this.

That was my... desperate plea, if at least a single writer see this and find it within him/herself to write up one more story because of this, I think it will have been worth it. If anybody that might somehow stumble upon this know any writers, do tell them and encourage them to keep on going and keep all those settings alive in our hearts, because if those settings are allowed to die, a small part of us will die along with them, those of us that invested so much of our lives into them.

\/- Concept Idea for BTVS Reboot -\/

I had a thought sometime ago, how could a remake of BTVS look like. Here is the result of a that line of thinking, first the main charatcers, well one issue really with the Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy was that she looked far too old, look at her even in Season 1 and frankly tell me you can believe she is anywhere under 20 years old, the answer is no way. She looked way too old from Day 1, maybe why people ignored the fact she should have been way too young to be with a bi-centennial old vampire like Angel, because it looked like two adults together rather than a mid-teen and a adult being together. Frankly I think an actress like Hayden Panettiere would have been far better style of actress, one that even in her mid-20s still is capable of looking young, Alyson Hannigan as Willow was also a far more likely 'teen' than her and same for Nicholas Brendon as Xander, both actually could pull the image of being teen, but frankly Sarah Michelle Gellar was always too old looking for the role, even when clothed as a cheerleader she looked like an adult trying, badly, to look like a teen cheerleader, not the real deal.

Now for Willow, frankly the whole Jewish thing was pretty much a non-element of the storyline, and having a red haired, green eyed Jewish girl didn't really seem to be anything special, as if they had tried to create a less common character but failed drastically at doing so. Now for the new 2nd main female of a reboot I'd go with something that is fairly common in the West Coast, an Asian girl, tend to be a bit cliché but you can have her like Willow be early on more of a nerd / tech geek, and then have her try to go more toward her traditional heritage and have her get into the whole mystical stuff, she would be exotic and add some color to the show, rather than the near all typical white cast of the original show, sure some side-characters weren't white, but they usually were merely on the sideline.

For Xander, you could have a brown haired boy to fill in that hole, to keep with the different hair color pattern, somehow possibly that would look similar to the main male lead actor of Legend of the Seeker, Craig Horner, also it feel a bit as if Xander had been purposely turned into a pathetic clown so to make the girls around him would shine, cut that shit out, have him instead be a descent guy, no need to lessen the guy so that the girls appear to be better, have him be a viable member of the group rather than a comic relief, no need for that.

Now for a reboot it would be nice to involve the old main characters back in the show and that could easily be done I believe, you can have Sarah Michelle Gellar be Buffy's mother this time around, Joyce had a fairly common presence until she got killed, maybe this time avoid that, keep her around all the way, I feel killing Joyce was merely a plot device to create drama to just try to make everything appear to be a downward spiral of doom thru the show.

Alyson Hannigan in her case could replace Jennifer Calendar, BUT instead of being a Gypsy Witch, she'd be a Irish Witch, something that she could actually look like considering her hair and eyes colors. It would drop the whole stereotypical 'Nasty Gypsy' cliché that was exploited in the original show to explain that bit of back-story. Instead of being a Computer teacher however this time around she could run a Magic Shop that would exist from Season 1, instead of being made later by the new Giles. Also she wouldn't get killed in season 2 and instead would stick around for a good part if not all of the series, now the Magic Shop could become their HQ by the start of Season 2, stepping away from the school environment that was all too present in the early seasons.

In the case of Nicholas Brendon have him being the new mentor for Buffy, not a stuffy British Librarian, instead a Harry Dresden like figure that is somewhat of a rebel, don't play by the rules of the Council and have a backbone that he use to help and protect his Slayer, unlike Giles too often in the series, because for all the 'father' figure he may have appeared to be for the group, he appeared mostly useless, so yea, change the mentor to something more interesting, give him some fire, not merely a dark side that VERY rarely come out to play.

Now for the Watcher's Council, I feel that thru the ages they must have traveled around, mostly from dominating nation to dominating nation, so they might have started in the Southern Africa with Black African Sorcerers, but they'd have most to Egypt during the era of the Pharaohs, than to Persia during the height of the Persian Empire, than to Greece during the time of Alexander, than to Rome after the Roman Empire took over, than move to France after the Fall of Rome until the Normand Invasion than moved to Britain and stayed in Britain until the Colonial Era, where they decided to move to the New World when the Americans gained independence so they could be closer where the Hellmouth was located, they could be centered in Chicago, just like Dresden, a older looking town and operate from the US in modern times, which would also explain why the new mentor would be an American from the North East of the US.

Also no Angel / Buffy romance, the whole Romeo and Juliette thing was way too annoying in hindsight, plus seriously a mid-teen paired with a bi-centennial Vampire? No, just no. Instead for a sort of inside joke, have him paired with Joyce (the original Buffy), an actual adult, not a teen girl, than you'd have Buffy fussing because her mom is dating a vampire, far more amusing, far less over dramatic bullshit.

Overall this new reboot would call for a cut of the overall drama and perpetual feeling that every steps forwards they made they took two steps back like they seemed to be doing thru out the entire series. Instead have a lighter tone, focus on the action, rather than have a series of bad romantic relationship that most characters go thru and if they weren't bad relationship, they usually ended up loosing their loved ones, which was way bullshit, you can still have romance, but don't waste so much time going cyclically thru the bad relationships of the 3 main characters. Now otherwise much of the original series daily storyline could be kept, while adapting to these new elements. So similar villains and side characters else than the main 3 teen and adult characters. I'd think personally my idea would be awesome and make a great reboot for BTVS, if anybody read this and like my idea you can contact me to talk about it, maybe toss your own two cents in that reboot concept.

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Fables and Future Fantasy by PhillyCh3zSt3ak reviews
Contained within is a repository of random one-shots and pilot chapters on a myriad of different standalone stories and crossovers of different series. Rated M for safety, true ratings and notable content included with each individual chapter. Formerly "Phil's Random Pilots and One-Shots."
Crossover - X-overs & Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 147 - Words: 865,101 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 4/14/2016
Galactic Wizardry by Dasteiza reviews
When Death makes a deal with Harry, he's sent somewhere where he can start new and have adventures on a galactic scale. Smuggler Harry, Harry/Multi SMUT Lemons
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,415 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,510 - Follows: 5,582 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 10/5/2021 - Padmé Amidala, Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Harry P.
Sons and Daughters of Sineya by dogbertcarroll reviews
Buffy and Willow followed Xander through a wardrobe into a world of magic and wonder, the only thing it lacked was warm water.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,048 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,123 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 2/25/2015
And Now Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
And here we are again for even more fragments from my ADHD riddled mind.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 217,374 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 9/13/2018
Divine Ideas From a Demonic Mind: Buffy Edition by TheDivineDemon reviews
A series of One-shots to get rid of the over flow of ideas in my oxymoronic head. Hope you enjoy the chaos. *Mostly Xander Centered* If you feel like doing any of these feel free, just tell and credit me. I want to see these grow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Xander H.
Plot Bunny Ranch by TheBeardedOne reviews
A place where my non-Naruto and non-Harry Potter ideas see the light of day. Mainly Worm, but other ideas may also appear.
Crossover - Worm & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 76,398 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 1/27/2015
The Six Million Galleon Man by Dasteiza reviews
When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions ... through violence or seduction. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,501 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 1/12 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Narcissa M.
Harry Potter Anthologies by DalkonCledwin reviews
This will be where I store my Harry Potter Stories which do not exceed four written chapters, or which I have not decided to focus on. From now on if I am not planning on focusing on a story, then it will be posted in one of my various Anthologies, or my One Shot Catalog.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Egger Route by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry in his cupboard, but will he be there when they get home? Well... no, otherwise we wouldn't have a story. Harry Potter changes genres from Juvenile Fantasy to Space Opera!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witches of Karres - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,388 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Harry P.
Xander Harris, Rogue Trader of the Multiverse (Revised) by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Due to being forced to take the kids costume shopping, Xander, Buffy, and Willow all ended up getting costumes made of random bits and pieces...Both Buffy and Willow had a character, but Xander? He went as an ideal. Now, because of that he has been granted powers and a destiny he did not ask for, by no less than the God-Emperor himself... Xander-Harem! Multi-cross! T-M rated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,592 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/21 - Xander H., Willow R., Buffy S.
This Game Called Life by bubbajack reviews
You've heard many stories about one person gaining the powers of 'the system' and becoming a 'Player', 'Gamer', or 'Hunter'... but what happens when everyone does? This. Probably. Xander Harem references to multiple manhwas, books, anime, and pop-culture. Rated M for a reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,097 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 4/2 - Xander H., Harmony K.
Xander Harris, Rogue Trader of the Multiverse (Update) by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Due to being forced to take the kids costume shopping, Xander, Buffy, and Willow all ended up getting costumes made of random bits and pieces...Both Buffy and Willow had a character, but Xander? He went as an ideal. Now, because of that he has been granted powers and a destiny he did not ask for, by no less than the God-Emperor himself... Xander-Harem! Multi-cross! T-M rated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 112,291 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Guys and Dolls by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF - Dawn got all dolled up for Halloween... and it turned out to be far more literal than anyone was expecting.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Rozen Maiden - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,207 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 7/8/2021 - Xander H., Dawn S.
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,937 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Back At Ya by Fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,142 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
Dreamland Madness by Starfox5 reviews
Dreamland - where little children go to dream of adventure and games they don't remember. Once they grow older, they stop visiting the realm. Except for a few, who never wake up - Kali Liao and Katherine Steiner-Davion amongst them. And now they are waking up.
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/2
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,741 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,734 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 12,459 - Follows: 12,911 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
SeerKing's Asylum for Plot Bunnies That Won't Stop Bugging Me by SeerKing reviews
When you have Plot Bunnies that simply will not go away, what do you do? Write a chapter and bung them here. If anyone wants to adopt a story from this archive, just PM me. Unless specifically mentioned, these are all crossovers with Worm. If you want second chapters of any story, PM me.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 173 - Words: 612,835 - Reviews: 4620 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Skitter
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,035 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/16/2014
Nonsensical Gallery by Christopher Scott reviews
A mixed bag of story ideas and other strange things that come to mind. My usual pairings and pairings I've never gotten the chance to use. Hope you all enjoy. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 173 - Words: 413,903 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/15/2021 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13352 - Favs: 6,539 - Follows: 5,403 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Can the world? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 113,098 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/31/2021 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Working for the Weekend by dogbertcarroll reviews
Arriving in Sunnydale ready to start a new life as a normal teenager, Buffy discovered she wasn't the only one who dealt with strange events and that maybe it wasn't all bad, but she couldn't shake the feeling that something had been listening when she'd wished for a vacation.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 7/5/2020
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4454 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 2/13/2008
Let's Play a Game by ShadowArchon456 reviews
Gaia has finally noticed she has a bit of a Worm problem. She decides the best cure is Taylor Hebert. With the power of the Gamer, Taylor won't just be escalating in fights. She'll be escalating in all facets of her life. Brockton Bay and Earth Bet, I hope you're ready, because Taylor wants to play a game.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,404 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 3,708 - Updated: 2/7/2021 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 6,349 - Follows: 7,242 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 4/24/2015
Worm: Succubus Diaries by Zero-metallix reviews
A bad day and alot of frustration pushes Taylor too far and wakes her mothers legacy. Now Taylor has new powers and responsibilities but that doesn't mean she can't have a little fun. [Worm Au: Magic is real. Succubus Taylor.]
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,329 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 12/6/2020 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Skitter, Panacea
Lucky at Cards by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander Harris' dating problems take a turn for the weird, as is the norm when you attend a high school perched on the mouth of Hell. But you know what they say, if you can't be lucky at love, be lucky at cards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,940 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017
Harry Potter and the Whole New World: Rising from the Ashes by defiasstone2 reviews
In a world where Lord Voldemort is nowhere near the top of the Dark lord food chain, Harry is forced to lead the survivors of a world on the verge of destruction. As such a desperate plan is formed and the World of Warcraft will be shaken to its foundations by the Phoenix rising from the ashes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,209 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 8/20/2020 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B.
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 6/9/2016
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,518 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 8/13/2015
Paper and Sand by FifteenBadgers reviews
Eden's death had been a lie. There was no peace for Taylor after her victory. Instead only vague memories of a previous life and the mindless existence of being the newest, fourth Endbringer, created by the [Thinker] after she reset the timeline. Inspired by the old Hypnos threads on Spacebattles. [Endbringer!Taylor] [Alive Annette] [AU]
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,512 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 5/6/2020 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Skitter, Dragon, Emma B.
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 4/10/2014
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 3,660 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 4,669 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 6/1/2017
Star gazing by Selector reviews
Taylor triggered, didn't she? Maybe? Wait a minute!
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,225 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 12/1/2017
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/30/2020 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8222 - Favs: 12,254 - Follows: 12,566 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Transposition, or: Ship Happens by ensou reviews
Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.
Crossover - Worm & Arpeggio of Blue Steel/蒼き鋼のアルペジオ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,914 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 4,263 - Updated: 10/26/2019 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Vista, Victoria D./Glory Girl
Horny Clone Maker by TattlesTail reviews
I do not own BtVS or Marvel Xander draws the attention of a goddess, not your nice and fluffy goddess either. she asks Janus for some help and Xander finds himself in a Whole Heap of trouble, Good thing he can clone people with a touch.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,228 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/1/2019 - Published: 6/15/2016
Getting Too Old For This 2: Electric Boogaloo by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
A continuation of the story begun in Getting Too Old For This. Harry Potter is back, and he is determined to use that whole 'Preparing for the Reaper War' thing as an excuse to cause as much trouble as he reasonably can. When enigmatic aliens from an unexplored region of space pop up and attack his latest home, he's got a new distraction. Rated 'M' for bad language and worse ideas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,503 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 4/7/2019
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7662 - Favs: 18,050 - Follows: 20,208 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 4,579 - Follows: 3,508 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Reroll and Rebirth: by Mist of Rainbows reviews
Just about everyone at some point in their lives has wanted a second chance, in this Taylor Hebert A.K.A. Skitter gets to re-roll the dice.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,902 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 12/24/2017
Divine Ideas From a Demonic Mind: Worm Edition by TheDivineDemon reviews
A series of One-shots to get rid of the over flow of ideas in my oxymoronic head. Hope you enjoy the chaos. *Mostly Taylor Centered* If you feel like doing any of these feel free, just tell and credit me. I want to see these grow.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,838 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Skitter, Grue
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,873 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 12/6/2013
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 12/16/2017
Ex Astris Gloria by realjoehundredaire reviews
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,947 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 3,201 - Updated: 5/13/2019 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Miranda L., Aria T'Loak
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 9,327 - Follows: 7,881 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
Wizard Runemaster 2 by plums reviews
Harry and company confront a rising tide of enemies as they aid friends and allies while making new ones as they venture into the shattered realm of Outland. The Burning Legion is not prepared! Sequel to Wizard Runemaster. (Predominantly WoW Level 60 to 70 content)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 5,338 - Published: 3/3/2019
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,752 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 4/15/2014
Harry Gets Real by Sogo reviews
After being abandoned in New York by the Dursleys, Harry is found by the Ghostbusters. When he turns 11, he's not quite as eager to go to Hogwarts as one might think... But if nothing else, the year will certainly be interesting. Contains some exploration of magicks and magical American politics. Rated for language.
Crossover - Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Egon S., Peter V., Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Guy's Fantasies by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
An anthology collection of started yet unfinished, potential fanfiction stories written by myself, involving anything my depraved twisted mind can fathom or invent. It seems to be a highly popular style of writing of late, so I thought I'd give it a shot.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 93 - Words: 475,344 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 2/28/2009
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Choose your own Award by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 8/3/2018
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Trekking by Selector reviews
So, Taylor triggers, of course, and its QA, of course, but maybe she she was drinking, or was it to early and she hasn't had her coffee?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,032 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 9/20/2018
Birds of a Feather by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the weird as he finally escapes Sunydale for the summer only to find the outer world is even stranger than he'd imagined outside of his favorite comics.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 3/10/2017
And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 183,757 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter, Champion Mode by Mist of Rainbows reviews
Harry dies after Hogwarts and forgot to save the game...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/5/2018 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Complete
Into The Black by RhysThornbery reviews
An incredible discovery prompts Harry and Hermione to venture into the unknown. Hoping to discover new worlds and bring home a certain lost Godfather. However they get a lot more than they bargained for when they step into this brave new world. A Galactic scale war, aliens and betrayal lie beyond. Tentatively rate T, may be raised to M if necessary. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,304 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 5,893 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Aayla S., Harry P., Hermione G.
A Wizard's Interference by Cambrian Beckett reviews
A Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover, if that wasn't obvious already. Fair Warning, some chapters will have mature themes in them. Honestly, probably not as good as "The Havoc Side of the Force" by Tsu Doh Nimh. If you haven't read that yet, go do so, like right now. If you have already, maybe you'll enjoy this as well. It can tide you over until the next chapter of that masterpiece.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,337 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Priorities by dogbertcarroll reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,208 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
The Sage of Sanctuary by DemonsWake reviews
The legends of the shinobi world are all gone now and it is up to the newer generations to maintain the peace that those past shinobi fought for. However, one legend's story isn't over just yet. Follow Naruto as he fights to bring peace to a new world while getting help along the way.
Crossover - Diablo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 169,808 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Leah, Naruto U., Bijū/Tailed Beasts
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 4,378 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Lead Me Me Not Into Temptation by TattlesTail reviews
Commander Shepard is given a second chance, but there is a price to pay. There is always a price to pay. (NSFW, 18 , Normal for Me.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/21/2018 - Shepard
Xander - A Legendary-Ish Journey by TattlesTail reviews
Xander is the son of Aeon and Hera, a God of time and space currently sulking in the mortal world as a type of 'Teenage rebellion' stage from his mother due to her treatment of Hercules several thousand years earlier.
Crossover - Hercules: The Legendary Journeys & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/21/2018
Prometheus by ExplosiveDevastation reviews
All tinkers have voices in their heads, telling then to take over the world and show them all, right? Big thanks to my betas for helping me in this.
Crossover - Girl Genius & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,877 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 12/20/2016
Harry Potter and Libromancy by Mist of Rainbows reviews
While running from Duddley's gang Harry finds a magical book that opens all sorts of worlds for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,909 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Making a Deal With a Devil by EmeraldGuardian7 reviews
[ON HIATUS] After picking up a strange paper in the Department of Mysteries, Harry accidentally summons a devil to Privet Drive. Of course, this devil doesn't look at all how you might expect. She looks to be a regular, albeit exceedingly attractive, girl. Their lives now tied together, how will Rias Gremory affect the war against Voldemort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,095 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 4,441 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Harry P., Rias G.]
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,266 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 4,271 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
A Portage to the Unknown by Count Anarchy reviews
A generic HP/SW crossover featuring Harry in the usual cliche profession and also featuring that random Twi'lek girl that everyone likes for some reason.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Snapshots and Snippets by Reese M reviews
A collection of one shots and ep rewrites that happen in the world created in Stolen Lives Returned. These stories pick up where SLR ended and follow Sam Carter and her mother Helen Magnus, and the rest of their family and friends.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,014 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 3/14/2015 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser, Helen M., Ashley M.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 14,858 - Follows: 14,505 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6010 - Favs: 17,331 - Follows: 18,742 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Ranger and the Miniature Giant Space Hamster by Raven3182 reviews
Originally an omake to my other story: Harry Potter and the Knight of the Radiant Heart, this fic asks, what if instead of Keldorn Firecam, Minsc and Boo were magically inserted into the world of Harry Potter? The butts of Evil are about to be liberally kicked in good measure! Crack!Fic alternative to HP & KoRH. Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minsc - Complete
Changes From Beyond the Looking Glass by Shadow Master reviews
(BtVS/Mass Effect Universe/Stargate SG-1)You get to experience a lot when you're a member of a top secret organization. Things that are amazing beyond words and things that scare you to the soul. Get ready for the bar to be raised.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 97,311 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Xander H.
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 5,006 - Follows: 5,629 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,972 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 3/1/2011
Same Song Different Verse by Selector reviews
Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,500 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
On the Mountain by dogbertcarroll reviews
Did you ever wish the earth would just open up and swallow you? A pair of ex-lovers finds the reality is quite different from the fantasy as they are forced together in a world they aren't sure they recognize. Breaking up may have been hard to do, but what's required to get them back together is a world apart.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 396 - Published: 5/20/2017
A Long Walk by dogbertcarroll reviews
With the Hellmouth ripped open all bets were off. The First may have won, but there were a universe of possibilities still available to the fighters in Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 3/16/2017
Knights on the Hellmouth by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander's costume choice may have had some lasting effects, as someone steps out of the shadows to have a little word with him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 774 - Published: 3/14/2017
More Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
Another batch of incomplete story starts that may or may not ever see completion
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,579 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
Memory by Starway Man reviews
The First Evil and Jasmine have gone too far. Whistler gets a clue, and recruits help to make sure things happen very differently during late 2002. The focus of his actions? Xander Harris, and the amnesiac version of Cordelia Chase... (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,046 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Hannah, Ron and Blaise. *Re-edit in progress*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,861 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem by xDreamlessx reviews
Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. After all the turmoil at Hogwarts, Lily Potter and Hermione decide to complete senior year at the Salem Institute for Witches in America—where Lily finds herself to be the object of very many girlcrushes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 401,848 - Reviews: 8096 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Latch Key Kids by dogbertcarroll reviews
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Beast Boy
Demigod CYOA by Mist of Rainbows reviews
When an ancient god decides to die, certain characters are tapped to receive her power. Various Scoobies receive power as does a few scattered characters from other worlds like Harry Potter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 4,919 - Follows: 5,010 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Scoobyween 15 by Chunk127 reviews
It's that time of the year again. Another 31 Halloween one shots.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,103 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 3,310 - Follows: 3,995 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 10,082 - Follows: 11,269 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4409 - Favs: 9,141 - Follows: 6,967 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 1,127 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
The XO-Files: Buffy Edition by Barefoot XO reviews
A collection of Buffy crossover plot starters that I am too busy to work on. They're coming at me from all directions and I'm hoping someone will take them off my hands, if you want to do it please review and tell me which one you'd like. Currently they're mostly Xander-centered.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,827 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Xander H.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 7,283 - Follows: 8,418 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5858 - Favs: 13,571 - Follows: 14,113 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
The Witch-Bang Theory by JBean210 reviews
Penny meets her grandfather Maurice and learns she's a witch. How will she handle her new-found abilities and relatives? How can Leonard help her cope with them? And what will this mean for the future of their engagement and their relationship? A Big Bang Theory / Bewitched (Classic TV series) crossover.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,921 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Konoha by DarkNutDestroyer reviews
A totally wacky story of random encounters, accidents and pranks in Konoha and all over the Element Countries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014
Avengers and Slayers by rafmere reviews
Xander and a slayer team join the Avengers before they become the Avengers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 156,635 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Xander H., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Prideful by fablesrogue reviews
Just as Apophis and Klorel's Ha'taks are poised to rain down destruction upon the Earth, three young humans from a small town in California find themselves changed thanks to a prank by a Chaos Mage. Earth and the Galaxy will never be the same again. YAHF Saiyan! Xander/Jenny/Dawn.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Dawn S., J. O'Neill
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 6,481 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: An Ancient's Journey By keiranhalcyon2010 by phoenixstave reviews
Chapters 1-44 of keiranhalcyon's story to save gitar002 the effort of plagiarising the rest. As complete as it may ever be.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 415,330 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, OC, Harry P. - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
Naruto: A Cliche Parody 2 point 6 and a third by NarutosBrat reviews
Well, people asked for it, so here is the uber harem version of the original. I would suggest reading the author notes at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 184,375 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,031 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 5,830 - Follows: 6,667 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Shards Of Fate by Starway Man reviews
Cordelia Chase was destined to die young. Xander Harris was destined to be nothing but the Zeppo. But what if that wasn't true? And what happens when you add Ethan Rayne into the mix? (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,215 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] Dawn S., Ethan R. - Complete
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 4,337 - Follows: 5,287 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
31 Days of Scoobyween by Chunk127 reviews
Buffy finds quite the interesting book at Ethan's on that fateful Halloween with 31 short stories inside.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,158 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 7,074 - Follows: 4,039 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Every Silver Lining has its Cloud by Diresquirrel reviews
Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 242,902 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2010
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 3,137 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 3011 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Prongs by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry abandons the Dursley house in favor of joining the Royal Air Corps. How will his new skills change the way the war ends? Transformers XOVER Strong Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,880 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 3,551 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P.
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by the psychotic house-elf reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, brain-stem zombies, ham sandwich portkeys, and other misc. insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Knight no more by hatten-jc reviews
The new adventures of Xander and his crew. The sequel to Knight away
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 223,023 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Jaina S., Xander H.
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 157 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Knight Away by hatten-jc reviews
Xander meets two powerful beings and goes on a long journey
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 183,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Jaina S., Xander H. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4651 - Favs: 13,649 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
31 Days of Xanderween Part Deux by Starway Man reviews
Thirty-one versions of Halloween, Xander-style. Fic-a-day series, COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,468 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 5,207 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 6,893 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Simple Twist Of Fate by Starway Man reviews
Cordelia was never supposed to come back to Sunnydale after Graduation. But what if, thanks to Xander, she did? COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,181 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
31 Days of Xanderween by Night Hunter MGS reviews
YAHF fic dedicated to the month of October, with Xander Harris in a different costume every story. NOW FINISHED!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11879 - Favs: 24,459 - Follows: 8,890 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 6,959 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete