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Joined 05-20-10, id: 2371387, Profile Updated: 09-05-15

Hello everyone, I am writing this message to offer my services as a sounding board for various ideas and even potentially a secondary Beta for fanfics for authors that don't have somebody more qualified, I'll mention however that my sphere of interests when it comes to Fanfics at this moment reside in Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and to some lesser extent Naruto, I can however deal with fics that are within those settings or Crossovers with those settings, while I am aware that I haven't wrote anything of my own before, due to some personal issues that compel me to not do so, not only for my sake but for that of the would be readers, I am however a Veteran reader that has read over a thousand stories over the years since she joined this site, so while I am not a writer, I do have a massive amount of experience in the whole Fanfiction business, so I am willing to hear any requests from any writers for my support to their creative process or aid in providing some Beta work for anyone, I do hope some writers will take me on this offer, I have offered similar aid in either form to writers before and am eager to do so again.

V- Comment on the Elitist Writers -V

At this point in time, it has come to pass that I decided I need to write something in my profile, and this happens to be a comment to and about many Fanfiction Writers:

Through the years I have be belittled because of my negative reviews, because supposedly unless I either possess a Degree in Literature, wrote a novel, or basically be part of their 'Elite' Club of being somehow recognized as a viable critic because I wrote a story, and while the idea of doing a One-Shot just for the sole purpose of shut them off was very much tempting, I chose to be the better person and keep my stance.

Ultimately I don't want to lower myself to the level of hypocrites, yes hypocrites, its funny how all those writers that complained that I critic their stories feel they have the right to shut me off merely because I am not writing something positive, because you can be sure that anytime they read a positive review, they don't care if its some poorly educated yokel that write the review, so long as its positive they don't care, and they welcome it, anybody can write a positive review for them its no problem. But the problem is when you write a negative review, than you need to be a worthy reviewer or your review is deemed foolish, they need you to be writers before they can accept your reviews.

So at this point I say this, all of you who look down on me and my years of fanfiction reading and the thousands of fanfiction stories I have read, I want all of you to add to your note a warning to all reviewer that no whatsoever review, either positive or negative, should be posted unless the person wrote a story on this site ever. Its very simple, prove you aren't hypocrites and tell everybody which isn't a writer to not review anymore, and not merely the negative reviewers, if you can't do it, than either stop complaining to me I shouldn't be allowed to do negative reviews or quit writing, you obviously lack the proper backbone to be doing this stuff.

If you do that, I will accept that I do not have the right to review your stories and that will be it, but otherwise you don't have the right to tell me I shouldn't do negative reviews. I have probably read more than most people here, I did some Literature classes back in College, I got experience in doing this, yes I am fiery and acerbic, but that is how I am, so live with it.

Also I'll add here my justification for not writing, because I would have loved to be able to write stories, that used to be my dream, but I can't do it, I got ADD, I got a terrible memory and can't keep my attention for long on any stories I tried to write, because through the years I did try to write many stories but I never posted them because they never went anywhere, I am a very harsh self-critic, I don't write because I know I couldn't keep up and I would most likely abandon my stories at one point, I find myself absolutely loathing when writers do so, in particular when the story was especially good, I hate nothing more than reading a story that isn't finished and will never be finished, which is one of the major reasons why I don't write, because the thought of leaving something unfinished is terrible to me. Also I couldn't post anything until I would have finished the entire story and made sure it all made sense, I am somewhat of a perfectionist, I couldn't write a story with a inconsistencies and also I would tend to perpetually rewrite and re-imagine my work, which would be a problem as it would take forever for me to come with a final copy I would be willing to post, but I am never able to come anywhere near that part of the process since I tend to lose interest and move to a new story idea, so I don't write because I don't want to be a bad writer, if you aren't willing to finish all your stories or to rework them to make them as close to perfect as possible than maybe you shouldn't write either.

\/- Comment on the Dying Fanfic Communities -\/

As time goes on I came to a realization, that Fanfiction is dying, in some sense... I don't know why, but I came upon that realization that it seem alot of the Fanfiction settings I was keeping up with seem to be growing less and less active... with the passing of years and has some turned into a decade since the original story were on TV, Novels or Movies. Things like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, even Harry Potter, sure it still is one of the most... massive fanfiction of all but it seem to be slowing down its growth... authors are dropping out left and right, stopping writing for any number of reasons, many stories abandoned to be never concluded, and when I realized how most of the fanfictions I mostly read are seemingly slowly dying, I felt a enormous amount of nostalgia, sadness, anxiety & fear, about what my future as a reader would come to be... I noted for example that the BTVS stories seem to come either as new or updates only as a trickle, while it has tens of thousands of already existing stories the fact so little new stuff is written is alarming.

So I say this to the writers, please... PLEASE... keep them alive... I want to read more about Buffy, Willow & Xander and the rest of the Scoobies, the same with Harry & Hermione and their friends from HP, if people stop writing about those, than sooner or later their won't be anything else left to read about those settings and they will become merely a memory at the back of our mind and it would be a terrible loss, we need new fresh material.

I also say please, PRETTY PLEASE, keep writing, and finishing your stories, as a addicted reader, all I can say is I need you, we need you to do this for us and yourselves. Because what will be left of our past glorious TV Shows, Novels, Movies, etc when its over except for this, and we need this little to keep existing, it would be too painful for it to just be finally over, if Fanfiction writers don't do this than it will be all over... sure some stuff like BTVS is still alive in some form namely with the comics, but for how long will that even last? Those comics are more of a high end fanfiction story rather than the real deal, and sooner or later Joss Whedon is most likely going to end up those comics too, so we need the BTVS Fanfiction Community to keep going and keep BTVS alive for us, now while I focus on BTVS the same thing can be said with all Fanfiction Communities, keep on going, keep on writing, don't end this, don't abandon us, don't let those original stories fall into the depths of memory, please keep doing this.

That was my... desperate plea, if at least a single writer see this and find it within him/herself to write up one more story because of this, I think it will have been worth it. If anybody that might somehow stumble upon this know any writers, do tell them and encourage them to keep on going and keep all those settings alive in our hearts, because if those settings are allowed to die, a small part of us will die along with them, those of us that invested so much of our lives into them.

\/- Concept Idea for BTVS Reboot -\/

I had a thought sometime ago, how could a remake of BTVS look like. Here is the result of a that line of thinking, first the main charatcers, well one issue really with the Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy was that she looked far too old, look at her even in Season 1 and frankly tell me you can believe she is anywhere under 20 years old, the answer is no way. She looked way too old from Day 1, maybe why people ignored the fact she should have been way too young to be with a bi-centennial old vampire like Angel, because it looked like two adults together rather than a mid-teen and a adult being together. Frankly I think an actress like Hayden Panettiere would have been far better style of actress, one that even in her mid-20s still is capable of looking young, Alyson Hannigan as Willow was also a far more likely 'teen' than her and same for Nicholas Brendon as Xander, both actually could pull the image of being teen, but frankly Sarah Michelle Gellar was always too old looking for the role, even when clothed as a cheerleader she looked like an adult trying, badly, to look like a teen cheerleader, not the real deal.

Now for Willow, frankly the whole Jewish thing was pretty much a non-element of the storyline, and having a red haired, green eyed Jewish girl didn't really seem to be anything special, as if they had tried to create a less common character but failed drastically at doing so. Now for the new 2nd main female of a reboot I'd go with something that is fairly common in the West Coast, an Asian girl, tend to be a bit cliché but you can have her like Willow be early on more of a nerd / tech geek, and then have her try to go more toward her traditional heritage and have her get into the whole mystical stuff, she would be exotic and add some color to the show, rather than the near all typical white cast of the original show, sure some side-characters weren't white, but they usually were merely on the sideline.

For Xander, you could have a brown haired boy to fill in that hole, to keep with the different hair color pattern, somehow possibly that would look similar to the main male lead actor of Legend of the Seeker, Craig Horner, also it feel a bit as if Xander had been purposely turned into a pathetic clown so to make the girls around him would shine, cut that shit out, have him instead be a descent guy, no need to lessen the guy so that the girls appear to be better, have him be a viable member of the group rather than a comic relief, no need for that.

Now for a reboot it would be nice to involve the old main characters back in the show and that could easily be done I believe, you can have Sarah Michelle Gellar be Buffy's mother this time around, Joyce had a fairly common presence until she got killed, maybe this time avoid that, keep her around all the way, I feel killing Joyce was merely a plot device to create drama to just try to make everything appear to be a downward spiral of doom thru the show.

Alyson Hannigan in her case could replace Jennifer Calendar, BUT instead of being a Gypsy Witch, she'd be a Irish Witch, something that she could actually look like considering her hair and eyes colors. It would drop the whole stereotypical 'Nasty Gypsy' cliché that was exploited in the original show to explain that bit of back-story. Instead of being a Computer teacher however this time around she could run a Magic Shop that would exist from Season 1, instead of being made later by the new Giles. Also she wouldn't get killed in season 2 and instead would stick around for a good part if not all of the series, now the Magic Shop could become their HQ by the start of Season 2, stepping away from the school environment that was all too present in the early seasons.

In the case of Nicholas Brendon have him being the new mentor for Buffy, not a stuffy British Librarian, instead a Harry Dresden like figure that is somewhat of a rebel, don't play by the rules of the Council and have a backbone that he use to help and protect his Slayer, unlike Giles too often in the series, because for all the 'father' figure he may have appeared to be for the group, he appeared mostly useless, so yea, change the mentor to something more interesting, give him some fire, not merely a dark side that VERY rarely come out to play.

Now for the Watcher's Council, I feel that thru the ages they must have traveled around, mostly from dominating nation to dominating nation, so they might have started in the Southern Africa with Black African Sorcerers, but they'd have most to Egypt during the era of the Pharaohs, than to Persia during the height of the Persian Empire, than to Greece during the time of Alexander, than to Rome after the Roman Empire took over, than move to France after the Fall of Rome until the Normand Invasion than moved to Britain and stayed in Britain until the Colonial Era, where they decided to move to the New World when the Americans gained independence so they could be closer where the Hellmouth was located, they could be centered in Chicago, just like Dresden, a older looking town and operate from the US in modern times, which would also explain why the new mentor would be an American from the North East of the US.

Also no Angel / Buffy romance, the whole Romeo and Juliette thing was way too annoying in hindsight, plus seriously a mid-teen paired with a bi-centennial Vampire? No, just no. Instead for a sort of inside joke, have him paired with Joyce (the original Buffy), an actual adult, not a teen girl, than you'd have Buffy fussing because her mom is dating a vampire, far more amusing, far less over dramatic bullshit.

Overall this new reboot would call for a cut of the overall drama and perpetual feeling that every steps forwards they made they took two steps back like they seemed to be doing thru out the entire series. Instead have a lighter tone, focus on the action, rather than have a series of bad romantic relationship that most characters go thru and if they weren't bad relationship, they usually ended up loosing their loved ones, which was way bullshit, you can still have romance, but don't waste so much time going cyclically thru the bad relationships of the 3 main characters. Now otherwise much of the original series daily storyline could be kept, while adapting to these new elements. So similar villains and side characters else than the main 3 teen and adult characters. I'd think personally my idea would be awesome and make a great reboot for BTVS, if anybody read this and like my idea you can contact me to talk about it, maybe toss your own two cents in that reboot concept.

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Xanderpocalypse by wlfgang213 reviews
YAHF and Ship of the Line Xander dresses as something powerful for Halloween and ends up finding a life for himself that he never expected.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 13h - Published: 7/16 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Jesse M., OC
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 67 - Words: 144,672 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 4/12/2015
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 182,349 - Reviews: 3738 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 5,657 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Cordylosophies by alienyouthct reviews
Cordelia Chase gets a new lease on life after her death on Earth. Heaven help the galaxy far, far away…
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,502 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 1/16 - [Cordelia C., OC] Aayla S., Barriss O.
Final Fantasy VI: The Abridged Series by Quatermass reviews
What happens when you take a beloved, practically sanctified JRPG, and put it through the wringer, Abridged Series-style? This, possibly. This is "Final Fantasy VI" with the brakes cut and sanity left at the door. This is "Final Fantasy VI: The Abridged Series"...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 2/9 - Edgar, Locke, Terra, Kefka P.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 6/30 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Rise of the Dragon Child by Elia41 reviews
When the True Dragonborn is killed by the Thalmor before uncovering his true nature, Sheogorath comes up with a crazy plan and Akatosh takes some drastic measures. Now, Harry is stuck in a world he knows nothing about, with nothing to his name but a pair of glasses and a black dragon that wants him very dead. What a start...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,277 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 2/18 - Harry P., Hedwig, Akatosh, Nocturnal
Fair Lady by kideaxl reviews
A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 53,644 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Harry P., Death]
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,542 - Published: 8/14
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 294,774 - Reviews: 3558 - Favs: 7,992 - Follows: 9,120 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Extraterrestrial Combat Unit by defiasstone2 reviews
Harry Potter, sick of the Wizarding world and mourning the loss of his closest companions, enacts a ritual not completed since the time of Merlin. His aim is to get away from the pain and bitter memories of his old life, and with the appearance of aliens and flurries of green plasma death, in this new world he will not be short of distractions... Based on X-Com: Enemy Unknown
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Com - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 1/6
Vengeance? No! Avenger! by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry and Hermione have gone farther than they ever expected in pursuit of the last task Dumbledore left to them, how are they going to handle it being derailed by the actions of the worlds mightiest heroes? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,831 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and his Princesses by Gabriel Herrol reviews
Harry James Potter is what known as a World Jumper. Accompanied by his mother and one of his many lovelies, they sow chaos, mayhem and disorder everywhere they went. Who said the Legendary Hero chosen by the Gods had to be a paragon of virtue and couldn't have some very nice benefits on the side?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/16 - Midna, Harry P., Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Bound by blood by FirstoftheAbyss reviews
Crossover. AU. Befriending a little bat in her broom closet, young Hera Potter gains her first friend. But small things have massive consequences when you are a witch and a descendant of Corvinus. Awakening in the past, confronted by the Rulers of the night what can a child that has grown up in fear and shadows do? Or what will she become? warning: Fem-Harry, Femslash, harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,480 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/9 - [Sonja, Harry P., Amelia] Selene
Dragonborn by uoduck reviews
"I hear you have a dragon problem," Harry remarked, glancing up to where the Queen of Mereen was standing. Harry/Daenerys Targaryen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 3/28 - Harry P., Daenerys T.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 162 - Words: 727,104 - Reviews: 9879 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 9/4/2005
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,927 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Trek to the Stars: The Potter Files by Cole Pascal reviews
Exiled for three centuries on a barren rock, Harry's saved by the crew of the Enterprise D. He makes it to the colony world his people planned to go to and finds they're just as insular as ever though Hermione and his friends set them on a better course. Their nuclear option, though, left Harry with no escape. A prophecy is once again in play and he's the Chosen One. Again.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,267 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [B. Crusher, J. Picard] Harry P., OC
Angry, Angry Wizards by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Finally letting his long patience run out during the hearing to determine his fate, Harry gets a one-way ticket to Japan as a way for the Minister to be legally rid of him. Just one problem...no one told Harry about the aliens and their insane caretaker! Now he's stuck in a battle royale with a prize he's not even interested in! Can Harry survive his flock? Harry with minor harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/27 - Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba
Ex Astris Gloria by alienyouthct reviews
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,155 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Miranda L., Aria T'Loak
Death's Knight: Revisited by Clell65619 reviews
From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,160 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 12/3/2015
Harry Potter and the Cliché Stew by alienyouthct reviews
Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,105 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Harry P.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 168,641 - Reviews: 3499 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/13/2008
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 66,284 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The Road Back: Season Three by xxmagex reviews
The events started in The Road to Hell continue. The world changes as the Scoobies and others realize they are part of a bigger world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Beware of Sith Trolls by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 924 - Published: 7/25 - Darth Vader, Harry P.
Missing Nin Village! by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
As evolution runs its course leaving behind a ravaged earth, Harry Potter- The Master of Death restarts the evolution cycle. The resultant species are a lot different but in many ways the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,052 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Harry P., Itachi U., Orochimaru, Akatsuki
Doeskin by chicaalterego reviews
After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Yoshino N.
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/10/2014
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,074 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 8/13/2015
Harry Potter and the Whole New World: Rising from the Ashes by defiasstone2 reviews
In a world where Lord Voldemort is nowhere near the top of the Dark lord food chain, Harry is forced to lead the survivors of a world on the verge of destruction. As such a desperate plan is formed and the World of Warcraft will be shaken to its foundations by the Phoenix rising from the ashes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,028 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B.
In Sapphire Light by arturus reviews
A story of Magic gone wrong and a whole lot of nasty consequences. Xander has helped beat Vampires, Demons, Hell Gods and the First Evil. He has been a stout friend, a trainer of newbie slayers, a helping hand, a shoulder to cry on and all that. Now thanks to a bit of bad luck he finds himself playing in the big leagues…well, sort of him. It's complicated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Xander H.
False Gods and Magic by Scififan33 reviews
Harry always knew the wizarding world would turn on him again so he made plans. Dr Potter is of interest to the SGC. Once there his life is never normal again. No slash
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,346 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 5/15 - [Jolinar, Martouf/Lantash, S. Carter] Harry P.
Why to Sort a Student is a Horrible Job by Ebenbild reviews
The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,125 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S., Sorting Hat, Founders
Day of the Falcon by nomuse reviews
An alien hand weapon is found in a newly-opened tomb in the Valley of Kings. Controversial archaeologist-adventurer Lara Croft finds herself in the middle of a war between a secret military organization hidden under Cheyenne Mountain and a race of alien parasites who may have played a key role in human history...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,893 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 7/8/2014 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, Lara Croft
Vert the Emerald and the Cetra Heritage by Quatermass reviews
He fell through the Veil, and into another world, and into the hands of Shinra. Forced into Deepground, Harry Potter died screaming, and in his place, the slayer of Deepground, Vert the Emerald was born. When Aerith is brought into Deepground by Hojo, Vert and his adopted sister Shelke decide it is time to escape, and help AVALANCHE save the world from Shinra, and Sephiroth...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,439 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 4/4 - [Harry P., Aerith G.] Cloud S., Shelke R.
Icha Icha: World by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
One day, the world was plunged into Infinite Tsukuyomi. A very perverted, Naruto-centric Infinite Tsukuyomi where every other person in the world, alive or dead, was transformed into a beautiful babe. Then a lot of things happened, things changed while staying the same, and life carried on. The official sequel to A Lewd New World. [NaruHarem, mass genderswap, PURE SMUT]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,478 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 6/29/2015 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Hinata H., Sakura H.]
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,224 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,048 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 8,713 - Follows: 10,065 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Avenging Iron Wizard by kevin1984 reviews
Harry Stark, adoptive son of Tony Stark, was raised in America and grew up learning about the family business. However when he receives his Hogwarts letter, will the Wizarding world be prepared for the rich, smooth talking Harry Potter or even worse his ultra ego The Iron Wizard. (Smart, smooth talking Harry, ladies man Harry, powerful Harry.) Harry/Daphne Harry/Kitty Pryde
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,067 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 3,286 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Yin and Yang by Quatermass reviews
Gotham City has a new pair of vigilantes, Yin and Yang, aka Luna Potter, nee Lovegood, and Harry Potter. Gaining a reluctant tolerance from the Batman is one thing, but when Harry and Luna are caught up in the Joker's takeover of Arkham Asylum, they have to help the Batman untangle a web of deceit, madness, and darkness...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 318 - Published: 7/11 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker
Nitimur in Vetitum by Quatermass reviews
Master of Death? Pfft. More like Death's lackey. Cast into another world, immortal, and still hurt from his friends and family's demise, Harry Potter is brought into Eruyt Village. There, he will become Jote's spy in Ivalice...and something more to Mjrn. Insanity, adventure, and pathos ensues, but can Harry help save Ivalice from the Undying Ones? Helps that he is immortal too...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,674 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 1/1 - [Harry P., Mjrn] [Balthier, Fran]
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Welcome to the Universe by alienyouthct reviews
Tara embraces "come as you aren't" and lets loose for Halloween. She never could have imagined the consequences.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/18 - [Cordelia C., OC] Harmony K., Tara M.
Black Blood the Rewrite by DalkonCledwin reviews
On the night of Voldemort's attack against the Potter's, something occurs which sets Harry on a path to a destiny which no one could have seen coming. - Largely AU to both of the series that this is drawn from.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 6/26 - [Harry P., Illyasviel von Einzbern] Medea
Transfiguration Trouble by Balthanon reviews
When Harry loses the Sword of Gryffindor in the Chamber of Secrets, only a firm desire to at least make it through to his first kiss, a generous helping of accidental magic, and a healthy dose of phoenix tears let him survive. Unfortunately, it also leaves him with a blind basilisk, an incensed Ginny, and answers that make him wish Lockhart was still around to Obliviate him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,982 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 2/14 - Harry P., Ginny W., Basilisk
Harry Gibbs by SkylarProngsJr reviews
The Dursleys decide that they want nothing to do with the freak left on their doorstep. They leave him at an orphanage in America where he is adopted by Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Can the magical world handle a Harry Potter that is smart, loyal, brave, and cunning, already knows several forms of magic, and has no intention of being walked over by anyone? He is going to do this his way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,903 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 275,730 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Harry Potter: LifeSpark by LadyLament reviews
Set during the end of the 4th book, Harry is left to remember the horrible memory of Cedric's death. Hoping to occupy his mind he sets to fix the broken toys piled in his room. He originally set out to fix toys and forget, he didn't know what to do when the toys he fixes start calling him Maker. Inspired by Ie-maru's story go check it out. To old viewers changes ch3 onward FYI.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 11/16/2014
INTREPID by Nedy Rahn reviews
Halloween 1997 not the smallest of which was Xander not only retaining his memories of being a future self, but a large starship that may just be the answer to a pesky alien problem a secret military operation in a certain mountain has.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Traveller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,018 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 3/29/2014
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,457 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 10/28/2013
Truth In Madness by Doodled93 reviews
Madness doesn't make you useless, and a costume-change proves just that. YAHF, this time with Xander as the Cheshire Cat. It's amazing what some cat ears and a painted on grin can do. Quotes, grin-dropping, and a guest appearance of Soldier!Xander can all be found here! Some violence and language.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,962 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 7/2/2014
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
New beginnings by kedrann reviews
In a world where aliens and demons both exist, some things are bound to change. Like who was in a certain Time Jumper when Atlantis' shield collapsed, and what they did afterwards. AU (Stargate Buffyverse merger).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/9/2015
Scoobyween 15 by Chunk127 reviews
It's that time of the year again. Another 31 Halloween one shots.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,103 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,976 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
Harry Potter: Coming Out On Top by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Harry Potter gets the short end of the stick, I think we can all agree. But what if, in a strange twist of fate, every time Harry James Potter met adverse circumstance he always ended out on top? Bad things always happen to the hero, but in this case the hero rides these events to the top. Very WIP, not a serious fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,044 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 5,003 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Gabrielle D.
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,359 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 464 - Published: 6/9
Xander Harris, Rogue Trader of the Multiverse by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Due to being forced to take the kids costume shopping, Xander, Buffy, and Willow all ended up getting costumes made of random bits and pieces...Both Buffy and Willow had a character, but Xander? He went as an ideal. Now, because of that he has been granted powers and a destiny he did not ask for, by no less than the God-Emperor himself... Xander-Harem! Multi-cross! T-M rated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 77,951 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Luna's Doodles by TheDrabbleOfBlue reviews
Contains my 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, 13th and Round 1-finals entry for the QLFC Season 3 . With Harry and Luna married, she goes to the wreckage of her house to find the perfect gift for Harry. Her sketchpad is filled with doodles and regales everyone with the stories behind each artwork.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Champion of Twilight by Quatermass reviews
The Deathly Hallows were not gifts from Death, but artifacts stolen from Hyrule. During the final battle, the proximity of them sends Harry to the Twilight Realm. There, he is charged with saving not one princess, but two, not to mention an entire land. It's never easy for the Chosen One...even when there's two of them...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,924 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [Harry P., Midna] Link, Zelda
Red, White, and Blue by alienyouthct reviews
He dressed up as his state's senior senator. Now he's a blue woman. How the hell does Xander keep landing himself in these situations?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,707 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Willow R., Emma Frost
Lux in Tenebris Lucet: Renovatur by Quatermass reviews
(REWRITE!) One was a disturbed girl with horrifying power. The other was a boy, kept unaware of his fame and treated like excrement. Chance brings them together. Hardship keeps them together. With their power, they will shake the foundations of Magical Britain. Hogwarts, beware. When the time comes, Harry Potter is bringing his first friend Alma Wade along for the ride.
Crossover - Harry Potter & F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Harry P., Alma W., G. Aristide
Faith and Buffy vampire slayer since season one the college years by Lexi1981 reviews
my version Faith and Buffy the vampire slayers since season one the college years, this fan fiction takes place during season four through seven. All the seasons cast member from seasons four through seven with the addition Kennedy from season three-seven and the cast of spin off TV show Angel comes into plans in chapter Eleven, Angel will reappear in chapter two.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/8/2015
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 4/24/2015
Adventures Luna Never Had by alienyouthct reviews
A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,145 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Luna L., Lilith, Mad Moxxi, Maya
Star Wars Legends: New Order by basa93 reviews
Harry Potter don't know how he arrived here or where exactly he is. What he knows however is that he made a new friend and will help her any way he can. (Rewritten version of the Star Wars Legends: Beginning.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,781 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Shrouded Veil by pi R round reviews
They called her the Veiled Sekirei. Unfortunately, she had to die to unlock her true power. Taking on the nature of The Veil, Uzume emerges from the beyond, changing and manipulating the fabric of the world. Now if only she knew how.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,843 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 3/22 - [No. 10/Uzume, Harry P.]
Love of the League by alchemists19 reviews
One shots featuring Naruto with various girls from the League. Will Naruto get the love he deserves with each girl or will he run from the hills from the angry men of the League.
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,335 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Naruto U.
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 100,573 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Call Me Moriarty by ProfessorScrooge reviews
Jasmine Potter comes out of her abusive childhood somewhat changed, showing a few sociopathic tendencies. When she lays eyes upon the wizarding world she sees oppurtunity, and decides to take up the mantle of her favourite villain. AU,OOC, Fem!HarryxHermione pairing. Jasmine as Moriarty/Irene A, Hermione as Sherlock, Longbottom as John. On Hiatus until I can get my act together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,090 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
The Uncle From America by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Set at the end of third book. Hermione's parents died in an accident. Now she has to deal with the fact her father was not who he pretended to be and an uncle she had no idea existed (and neither did he).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,098 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Hermione G.
Ghost of Dalmasca by Quatermass reviews
They call him the Ghost of Dalmasca. A teenaged mage unable to go back home, he works under Princess Ashe, helping her even when she is forced into exile. But can Harry Potter guide Ashe away from a deadly path of revenge? And can a common mage and a bereaved princess find love?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,424 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [Harry P., Ashe] Vaan, Balthier
Truth and Consequences by Quatermass reviews
Learning new things about the Veil lead Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood to pass through it. Sacrificing their magic to the Truth to obtain the secrets of alchemy and ending up in Amestris, Harry and Luna are soon caught up in the Elric brothers' quest. And they're not the only ones from their world in Amestris: Sirius Black is still alive, and wanted by the State Military...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,155 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Edward E., Alphonse E.
Steel and Snitches by Lucillia reviews
Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/18 - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto
Book 1: Harry and Taylor in the World of Magic by Elia41 reviews
Rather than leaving her son at Voldemort's mercy, Lily performs a dangerous ritual that sends litle Harry Potter to another world. More exactly, Earth Bet. Adopted by the Heberts, Harry and his sister grow up in a world where superpowers replace magic and the line between Heroes and Villains is tenuous at best. But the gate between world has been opened, and is not quite so closed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Skitter, Danny H.
Olympian One Offs by BonesBoy15 reviews
A bunch of oneshots that have potential to be more! Naruto as the son of (INSERT OLYMPIAN HERE)! Multiple pairings, some non-ninja Naruto, some smart!Naruto, and some new Naruto! It's our favorite orange clad ninja facing the multiverse with different origins. Rated M for language and suggestive dialogue.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,492 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/12/2014
Divine Ideas From a Demonic Mind: Buffy Edition by TheDivineDemon reviews
A series of One-shots to get rid of the over flow of ideas in my oxymoronic head. Hope you enjoy the chaos. *Mostly Xander Centered* If you feel like doing any of these feel free, just tell and credit me. I want to see these grow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,691 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 5,690 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Random Stories and Ideas by jamnaz79 reviews
Short tales and concepts for Harry Potter. Any idea that pops into my crazy head could be found, all for future stories for myself and others. The ideas are welcome for anyone to use as they like. Come enjoy the mischief. Ratings from T to M. No Slash - multitude of pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 158,264 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Daphne G.
The Salem Settlement by Fulminanz reviews
In one moment, the earth burned and they all required just one thing. Survival. So the Room provided. Two-Hundred years later, a group of six wizards and witches come back to reality and find a world destroyed. A letter leads them to Salem where they must fight once again to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,177 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Harry P., Piper W.
Óg Dìolairean by alienyouthct reviews
"Nice rack, Xander." "…because getting compliments on tits I shouldn't even have isn't weird at all. Thanks, Kennedy."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,693 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Xander H., Kate B./Hawkeye, Cassie L./Stature
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Dawnie Does the Marvelverse by alienyouthct reviews
Dawn Summers decides to disregard the Scoobies' advice and have a heart-to-heart with a vengeance demon. Adventures ensue.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,650 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Dawn S., Emma F./White Queen
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/14/2007
Naruto the Silent King of the Underworld by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Rewrite of Naruto the Silent King of the Dead, with the addition of High School DxD. Triple crossover of Naruto, High School DxD, and Is This a Zombie?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,881 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/12 - Naruto U.
Invincible by kathryn518 reviews
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,064 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 2,504 - Published: 2/8 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hawk and Wolf: Bounty Hunters for Hire by gwmclintock9 reviews
Hawk and Wolf just finished one job and immediately picked up another one that wasn't so much a job but more as cashing in a favor for a pair of Jedi. This job was going to lead them to Naboo, the start of a war, and their journey home. For Hawk and Wolf, this was just another job. For Hermione and Jenna, this was their chance to return to the ones they left behind. H/HR; Fem!Harry
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/2 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Harry P., Hermione G.
Tearing a Soul by SmilingJester reviews
The dementor is a strange and dark creature, this is known, but what really happens when a soul fights back from being ripped from its vessel? Does it just return to how it was once the threat is gone or does it create some unforeseen consequences. Warning: Femslash, transgender!Harry, and M for Vice and Violence
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,651 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Harry P., Sisters of Battle
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 7,364 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ivory Raptor: Game of Wizards by snickerslv100 reviews
Harry dies against Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest and discovers he's in a videogame. Armed with that unique power, he decides to wreck anyone that gets in his way. [Gamer!Harry, Harry/Fleur/Tonks, AU/MASSIVE-Crossover]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,046 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Harry's Big Brother by Lucillia reviews
When James and Lily visit a fertility clinic in 1979 in order to help nature take its course, they end up bringing a certain eleven year-old boy home with them for the Summer. As a result, Harry ends up with a "Big Brother" who - despite being a muggle - could potentially make Voldemort look like an abject failure.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Khan S., Harry P.
The Green Eyed Spectre by greggsmk reviews
What happens when you give a man who can bend reality to his will the license to do so whenever he wants? Harry Potter, internationally renowned wizard, left Earth to fight for the Alliance under the codename Shepard during the First Contact War. Now, when Alliance leaders are looking for the best Spectre candidate possible, an old dossier comes to mind…HP/LL, not HP/MEgirl pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,939 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Shepard (M)
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,418 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Back At Ya by Fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,136 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 5,206 - Follows: 4,991 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Immortality is a hell of a lot less fun than it sounds, especially when all you want is to be left alone but your conscience won't let you. Harry Potter and his usual bipolar luck live on into the 22nd century, his saving-people-thing meshing nicely with the galaxy's pressing need for a hero. Rated M for unrepentant coarse language, innuendo, and eventual sexy shenanigans
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,743 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014
The Chaotic Nature of Life by BloodRedDemon reviews
Harry Potter is the agent of Death, the Endless. Lifetimes ago, he was pulled from his world and shaped and changed by her to help save those worlds in the most dire need. Now, he has given enough of his blood, sweat and tears and Death has decided to place him in her home universe's Earth. He will eventually find happiness, but Harry Potter was never going to have an easy life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,263 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Harry P.
Doctor Snake by Akitsufan reviews
Dr Potter is investigating a string of women rescued from a cult that have been dosed with something strange, something that doesn't belong to the muggle's or wizard kind. As he tracks down the source of the worrisome concoction he stumbles upon a millennium old secret, propelling him and his allies into the stars. Not a Harry single handily destroys the Goa'uld empire story.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,477 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Slayer Squad by Celgress reviews
Following their untimely deaths at the hands of a mysterious and powerful new foe, the Powers That Be give Buffy and her two closest friends a second chance at life. This time around things will be different, Xander as the White Knight & Willow as the Crimson Witch will fight alongside Buffy nearly from the beginning. Together our three young heroes will form the Slayer Squad.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 137,102 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Xander H., Buffy S.] R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
The XO-Files: Buffy Edition by Barefoot XO reviews
A collection of Buffy crossover plot starters that I am too busy to work on. They're coming at me from all directions and I'm hoping someone will take them off my hands, if you want to do it please review and tell me which one you'd like. Currently they're mostly Xander-centered.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,827 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Xander H.
Equilibrium by Surarrin reviews
Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Blaise and Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,645 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Hedwig
Hand of Fate III Scattered Realms by Twilight Warrior 627 reviews
He survived one world, and has found himself in another. Before he can return home, he must come face-to-face with one of his greatest discoveries, and worst nightmares come true. Meanwhile, in his world, the Scoobies are soon drawn into another conflict which will forever change their destinies, and the entire world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,655 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 5,260 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5238 - Favs: 8,758 - Follows: 9,510 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Death God's Hunter by kujikiri21 reviews
Through a fluke of chance, Xander has caused Hell to set foot in the Elemental Countries. Now, charged by his patron, the Shinigami himself, to cleanse the land of his unwitting mistake, watch as Xander struggles to the save the world from his own damned mistake. Let's see if Buffy's stylish boots can fit his feet, shall we?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,168 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Xander H., Shinigami
What Should Have Happened in Harry Potter by Redbayly reviews
Ever wonder about how things would've gone if you applied logic to the Harry Potter world? Let's just say, things would have definitely turned out different. This is a satire (as in not to be taken seriously). See introduction for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,192 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Witch-Bang Theory by JBean210 reviews
Penny meets her grandfather Maurice and learns she's a witch. How will she handle her new-found abilities and relatives? How can Leonard help her cope with them? And what will this mean for the future of their engagement and their relationship? A Big Bang Theory / Bewitched (Classic TV series) crossover.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,921 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Konoha by DarkNutDestroyer reviews
A totally wacky story of random encounters, accidents and pranks in Konoha and all over the Element Countries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014
Snapshots and Snippets by Reese M reviews
A collection of one shots and ep rewrites that happen in the world created in Stolen Lives Returned. These stories pick up where SLR ended and follow Sam Carter and her mother Helen Magnus, and the rest of their family and friends.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser, Helen M., Ashley M.
Harry Potter and Just Some Island by M-python-girl reviews
It's the summer before Third Year. Harry takes a blood-test to get his money from Gringotts, and gets a legacy from his mother's side. Now he owns a tropical island. It would be completely unremarkable if it weren't for the Crumple Horned Snorkacks and the Bloops. Rating increased temporarily for swear words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L., Dobby
Avengers and Slayers by rafmere reviews
Xander and a slayer team join the Avengers before they become the Avengers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 156,635 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Xander H., Iron Man/Tony S.
Latch Key Kids by dogbertcarroll reviews
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Beast Boy
Better than Sci-fi by stephenopolos reviews
Drop a star trek s.c.e. heavy cruiser starship into a stargate universe, add a group of people who think their energy abilities are magic and stir... Harry grows up watching star trek, while an accidentally-made-sentient star ship watches over him. Sorry I'd put Bones up as a character but i'm only allowed two categories in the listing and stargate eventually overpowers.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,795 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - OC, Harry P., OC
The Prideful by fablesrogue reviews
Just as Apophis and Klorel's Ha'taks are poised to rain down destruction upon the Earth, three young humans from a small town in California find themselves changed thanks to a prank by a Chaos Mage. Earth and the Galaxy will never be the same again. YAHF Saiyan! Xander/Jenny/Dawn.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Dawn S., J. O'Neill
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Buffy and Faith Vampire slayer since season 1: HSY by Lexi1981 reviews
my version Buffy the vampire slayer take places during first,second and third season of Buffy the vampire slayer, but Faith comes into the pictures right away in the first season of the show. All the season cast member from seasons one two and three and Kennedy show up at end of season two. the nurse name is Greenliegh, but I spell it Greoliein by mistakes in chapters she in.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Buffy S., Faith L., R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,699 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 3/1/2011
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: An Ancient's Journey By keiranhalcyon2010 by phoenixstave reviews
Chapters 1-44 of keiranhalcyon's story to save gitar002 the effort of plagiarising the rest. As complete as it may ever be.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 415,330 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, OC, Harry P. - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
The Road Back: Season Two by xxmagex reviews
The events started in the Road to Hell and Season One of The Road Back continues. A temporally displaced Xander starts to have more and more effect on the world as history is changed.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 198,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Xander H.
A Lewd New World by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Infinite Tsukuyomi is executed. All of the world is now blanketed in an unbreakable illusion of a better world... unfortunately, Tobi had not anticipated that THIS would be considered a better reality. Because no matter how you change the world, Naruto Uzumaki will still wind up the main character. Even if he is literally the last man alive. [NaruHarem, genderswap, SMUT]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 60 - Words: 223,933 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 283,005 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 5,105 - Follows: 5,029 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia]
Naruto: A Cliche Parody 2 point 6 and a third by NarutosBrat reviews
Well, people asked for it, so here is the uber harem version of the original. I would suggest reading the author notes at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 184,375 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,023 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Knights of the Old Republic: A Very Unauthorized Rewrite by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
"Most people aren't seven feet tall, and can't shoot laser bolts from their eyes. Revan could." Those were the words of Darth Irenaceus, a former actor-turned-Sith Lord. But who can say what's truth and what's fiction when it comes to Revan? A controlled demolition of KotOR canon, featuring a seven-foot-tall Echani heroine, a larcenous Twi'lek, and a very grumpy Jedi...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 236,643 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Jolee B. - Complete
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Road Back: Season One by xxmagex reviews
The story in The Road to Hell continues as Xander Harris comes to terms with his new status in the world and the world starts to come to terms with his role.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 239,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Xander H.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 5,292 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Shards Of Fate by Starway Man reviews
Cordelia Chase was destined to die young. Xander Harris was destined to be nothing but the Zeppo. But what if that wasn't true? And what happens when you add Ethan Rayne into the mix? (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,215 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] Dawn S., Ethan R. - Complete
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 4,955 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Hour of Darkness by SteadyUniverse reviews
A certain demon takes an interest in Uzumaki Naruto and decides to help him survive in the dangerous Elemental Nations. But this assistance does not come without a price. Demons and Shinobi make for a volatile mix and Naruto's journey suddenly gets a whole lot more deadly when other demons take an interest in his world. Can Naruto and his vassals stave off the forces of Darkness?
Crossover - Naruto & Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Laharl
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Prongs by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry abandons the Dursley house in favor of joining the Royal Air Corps. How will his new skills change the way the war ends? Transformers XOVER Strong Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,880 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P.
Hand of Fate II Crossroads of Destiny by Twilight Warrior 627 reviews
The destinies of the Scooby Gang has been changed forever. Now, nearing the end of their road trip, Xander and Faith encounter new allies. Much like them, their destinies will be changed forever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Charmed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Xander H., Faith L., Prue H. - Complete
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hand of Fate by Twilight Warrior 627 reviews
Xander Harris has always been the one who sees but is never seen. Fate, however, has decided to give him a different hand. Now Xander will find himself fighting evil in a way he never thought possible. And the destinies of the Scoobies changes forever.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,135 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - [Xander H., Faith L.] - Complete
Standing Tall by Wild Force Ranger reviews
The citizens of Atlantis have seen a lot in their four years. But they're not prepared for the chaos two Slayers, two witches, a Seer and team leader Xander bring in their wake...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by glue and tar reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Project Gethinator by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 7,493 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
31 Days of Xanderween Part Deux by Starway Man reviews
Thirty-one versions of Halloween, Xander-style. Fic-a-day series, COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,468 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
A Simple Twist Of Fate by Starway Man reviews
Cordelia was never supposed to come back to Sunnydale after Graduation. But what if, thanks to Xander, she did? COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
31 Days of Xanderween by Night Hunter MGS reviews
YAHF fic dedicated to the month of October, with Xander Harris in a different costume every story. NOW FINISHED!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Void Empire 1: The Sum of All Shadows by ToBornotToB-Rad reviews
What happens when the Buffyverse, Harry Potter's World, and the Dark Tower all collide? Please read to find out! Don't be put off by the Horror label, it's also Comedy, Action, Fantasy, and other genres.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,198 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10103 - Favs: 14,579 - Follows: 4,354 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete