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Hello everyone, I am writing this message to offer my services as a sounding board for various ideas and even potentially a secondary Beta for fanfics for authors that don't have somebody more qualified, I'll mention however that my sphere of interests when it comes to Fanfics at this moment reside in Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and to some lesser extent Naruto, I can however deal with fics that are within those settings or Crossovers with those settings, while I am aware that I haven't wrote anything of my own before, due to some personal issues that compel me to not do so, not only for my sake but for that of the would be readers, I am however a Veteran reader that has read over a thousand stories over the years since she joined this site, so while I am not a writer, I do have a massive amount of experience in the whole Fanfiction business, so I am willing to hear any requests from any writers for my support to their creative process or aid in providing some Beta work for anyone, I do hope some writers will take me on this offer, I have offered similar aid in either form to writers before and am eager to do so again.

V- Comment on the Elitist Writers -V

At this point in time, it has come to pass that I decided I need to write something in my profile, and this happens to be a comment to and about many Fanfiction Writers:

Through the years I have be belittled because of my negative reviews, because supposedly unless I either possess a Degree in Literature, wrote a novel, or basically be part of their 'Elite' Club of being somehow recognized as a viable critic because I wrote a story, and while the idea of doing a One-Shot just for the sole purpose of shut them off was very much tempting, I chose to be the better person and keep my stance.

Ultimately I don't want to lower myself to the level of hypocrites, yes hypocrites, its funny how all those writers that complained that I critic their stories feel they have the right to shut me off merely because I am not writing something positive, because you can be sure that anytime they read a positive review, they don't care if its some poorly educated yokel that write the review, so long as its positive they don't care, and they welcome it, anybody can write a positive review for them its no problem. But the problem is when you write a negative review, than you need to be a worthy reviewer or your review is deemed foolish, they need you to be writers before they can accept your reviews.

So at this point I say this, all of you who look down on me and my years of fanfiction reading and the thousands of fanfiction stories I have read, I want all of you to add to your note a warning to all reviewer that no whatsoever review, either positive or negative, should be posted unless the person wrote a story on this site ever. Its very simple, prove you aren't hypocrites and tell everybody which isn't a writer to not review anymore, and not merely the negative reviewers, if you can't do it, than either stop complaining to me I shouldn't be allowed to do negative reviews or quit writing, you obviously lack the proper backbone to be doing this stuff.

If you do that, I will accept that I do not have the right to review your stories and that will be it, but otherwise you don't have the right to tell me I shouldn't do negative reviews. I have probably read more than most people here, I did some Literature classes back in College, I got experience in doing this, yes I am fiery and acerbic, but that is how I am, so live with it.

Also I'll add here my justification for not writing, because I would have loved to be able to write stories, that used to be my dream, but I can't do it, I got ADD, I got a terrible memory and can't keep my attention for long on any stories I tried to write, because through the years I did try to write many stories but I never posted them because they never went anywhere, I am a very harsh self-critic, I don't write because I know I couldn't keep up and I would most likely abandon my stories at one point, I find myself absolutely loathing when writers do so, in particular when the story was especially good, I hate nothing more than reading a story that isn't finished and will never be finished, which is one of the major reasons why I don't write, because the thought of leaving something unfinished is terrible to me. Also I couldn't post anything until I would have finished the entire story and made sure it all made sense, I am somewhat of a perfectionist, I couldn't write a story with a inconsistencies and also I would tend to perpetually rewrite and re-imagine my work, which would be a problem as it would take forever for me to come with a final copy I would be willing to post, but I am never able to come anywhere near that part of the process since I tend to lose interest and move to a new story idea, so I don't write because I don't want to be a bad writer, if you aren't willing to finish all your stories or to rework them to make them as close to perfect as possible than maybe you shouldn't write either.

\/- Comment on the Dying Fanfic Communities -\/

As time goes on I came to a realization, that Fanfiction is dying, in some sense... I don't know why, but I came upon that realization that it seem alot of the Fanfiction settings I was keeping up with seem to be growing less and less active... with the passing of years and has some turned into a decade since the original story were on TV, Novels or Movies. Things like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, even Harry Potter, sure it still is one of the most... massive fanfiction of all but it seem to be slowing down its growth... authors are dropping out left and right, stopping writing for any number of reasons, many stories abandoned to be never concluded, and when I realized how most of the fanfictions I mostly read are seemingly slowly dying, I felt a enormous amount of nostalgia, sadness, anxiety & fear, about what my future as a reader would come to be... I noted for example that the BTVS stories seem to come either as new or updates only as a trickle, while it has tens of thousands of already existing stories the fact so little new stuff is written is alarming.

So I say this to the writers, please... PLEASE... keep them alive... I want to read more about Buffy, Willow & Xander and the rest of the Scoobies, the same with Harry & Hermione and their friends from HP, if people stop writing about those, than sooner or later their won't be anything else left to read about those settings and they will become merely a memory at the back of our mind and it would be a terrible loss, we need new fresh material.

I also say please, PRETTY PLEASE, keep writing, and finishing your stories, as a addicted reader, all I can say is I need you, we need you to do this for us and yourselves. Because what will be left of our past glorious TV Shows, Novels, Movies, etc when its over except for this, and we need this little to keep existing, it would be too painful for it to just be finally over, if Fanfiction writers don't do this than it will be all over... sure some stuff like BTVS is still alive in some form namely with the comics, but for how long will that even last? Those comics are more of a high end fanfiction story rather than the real deal, and sooner or later Joss Whedon is most likely going to end up those comics too, so we need the BTVS Fanfiction Community to keep going and keep BTVS alive for us, now while I focus on BTVS the same thing can be said with all Fanfiction Communities, keep on going, keep on writing, don't end this, don't abandon us, don't let those original stories fall into the depths of memory, please keep doing this.

That was my... desperate plea, if at least a single writer see this and find it within him/herself to write up one more story because of this, I think it will have been worth it. If anybody that might somehow stumble upon this know any writers, do tell them and encourage them to keep on going and keep all those settings alive in our hearts, because if those settings are allowed to die, a small part of us will die along with them, those of us that invested so much of our lives into them.

\/- Concept Idea for BTVS Reboot -\/

I had a thought sometime ago, how could a remake of BTVS look like. Here is the result of a that line of thinking, first the main charatcers, well one issue really with the Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy was that she looked far too old, look at her even in Season 1 and frankly tell me you can believe she is anywhere under 20 years old, the answer is no way. She looked way too old from Day 1, maybe why people ignored the fact she should have been way too young to be with a bi-centennial old vampire like Angel, because it looked like two adults together rather than a mid-teen and a adult being together. Frankly I think an actress like Hayden Panettiere would have been far better style of actress, one that even in her mid-20s still is capable of looking young, Alyson Hannigan as Willow was also a far more likely 'teen' than her and same for Nicholas Brendon as Xander, both actually could pull the image of being teen, but frankly Sarah Michelle Gellar was always too old looking for the role, even when clothed as a cheerleader she looked like an adult trying, badly, to look like a teen cheerleader, not the real deal.

Now for Willow, frankly the whole Jewish thing was pretty much a non-element of the storyline, and having a red haired, green eyed Jewish girl didn't really seem to be anything special, as if they had tried to create a less common character but failed drastically at doing so. Now for the new 2nd main female of a reboot I'd go with something that is fairly common in the West Coast, an Asian girl, tend to be a bit cliché but you can have her like Willow be early on more of a nerd / tech geek, and then have her try to go more toward her traditional heritage and have her get into the whole mystical stuff, she would be exotic and add some color to the show, rather than the near all typical white cast of the original show, sure some side-characters weren't white, but they usually were merely on the sideline.

For Xander, you could have a brown haired boy to fill in that hole, to keep with the different hair color pattern, somehow possibly that would look similar to the main male lead actor of Legend of the Seeker, Craig Horner, also it feel a bit as if Xander had been purposely turned into a pathetic clown so to make the girls around him would shine, cut that shit out, have him instead be a descent guy, no need to lessen the guy so that the girls appear to be better, have him be a viable member of the group rather than a comic relief, no need for that.

Now for a reboot it would be nice to involve the old main characters back in the show and that could easily be done I believe, you can have Sarah Michelle Gellar be Buffy's mother this time around, Joyce had a fairly common presence until she got killed, maybe this time avoid that, keep her around all the way, I feel killing Joyce was merely a plot device to create drama to just try to make everything appear to be a downward spiral of doom thru the show.

Alyson Hannigan in her case could replace Jennifer Calendar, BUT instead of being a Gypsy Witch, she'd be a Irish Witch, something that she could actually look like considering her hair and eyes colors. It would drop the whole stereotypical 'Nasty Gypsy' cliché that was exploited in the original show to explain that bit of back-story. Instead of being a Computer teacher however this time around she could run a Magic Shop that would exist from Season 1, instead of being made later by the new Giles. Also she wouldn't get killed in season 2 and instead would stick around for a good part if not all of the series, now the Magic Shop could become their HQ by the start of Season 2, stepping away from the school environment that was all too present in the early seasons.

In the case of Nicholas Brendon have him being the new mentor for Buffy, not a stuffy British Librarian, instead a Harry Dresden like figure that is somewhat of a rebel, don't play by the rules of the Council and have a backbone that he use to help and protect his Slayer, unlike Giles too often in the series, because for all the 'father' figure he may have appeared to be for the group, he appeared mostly useless, so yea, change the mentor to something more interesting, give him some fire, not merely a dark side that VERY rarely come out to play.

Now for the Watcher's Council, I feel that thru the ages they must have traveled around, mostly from dominating nation to dominating nation, so they might have started in the Southern Africa with Black African Sorcerers, but they'd have most to Egypt during the era of the Pharaohs, than to Persia during the height of the Persian Empire, than to Greece during the time of Alexander, than to Rome after the Roman Empire took over, than move to France after the Fall of Rome until the Normand Invasion than moved to Britain and stayed in Britain until the Colonial Era, where they decided to move to the New World when the Americans gained independence so they could be closer where the Hellmouth was located, they could be centered in Chicago, just like Dresden, a older looking town and operate from the US in modern times, which would also explain why the new mentor would be an American from the North East of the US.

Also no Angel / Buffy romance, the whole Romeo and Juliette thing was way too annoying in hindsight, plus seriously a mid-teen paired with a bi-centennial Vampire? No, just no. Instead for a sort of inside joke, have him paired with Joyce (the original Buffy), an actual adult, not a teen girl, than you'd have Buffy fussing because her mom is dating a vampire, far more amusing, far less over dramatic bullshit.

Overall this new reboot would call for a cut of the overall drama and perpetual feeling that every steps forwards they made they took two steps back like they seemed to be doing thru out the entire series. Instead have a lighter tone, focus on the action, rather than have a series of bad romantic relationship that most characters go thru and if they weren't bad relationship, they usually ended up loosing their loved ones, which was way bullshit, you can still have romance, but don't waste so much time going cyclically thru the bad relationships of the 3 main characters. Now otherwise much of the original series daily storyline could be kept, while adapting to these new elements. So similar villains and side characters else than the main 3 teen and adult characters. I'd think personally my idea would be awesome and make a great reboot for BTVS, if anybody read this and like my idea you can contact me to talk about it, maybe toss your own two cents in that reboot concept.



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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 160,282 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 2/13/2008
Harry Potter: LifeSpark by LadyLament reviews
Set during the end of the 4th book, Harry is left to remember the horrible memory of Cedric's death. Hoping to occupy his mind he sets to fix the broken toys piled in his room. He originally set out to fix toys and forget, he didn't know what to do when the toys he fixes start calling him Maker. Major change ch.3 onward taking ch4-ch9 down sorry for the inconvience.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 11/16/2014
Harry Gibbs by SkylarProngsJr reviews
The Dursleys decide that they want nothing to do with the freak left on their doorstep. They leave him at an orphanage in America where he is adopted by Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Can the magical world handle a Harry Potter that is smart, loyal, brave, and cunning, already knows several forms of magic, and has no intention of being walked over by anyone? He is going to do this his way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 10/20 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 223,826 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 4,779 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 55,516 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Henry Ashford and the Goblet of Fire by Quatermass reviews
Long ago, Harry Potter was sold by his uncle to the Umbrella Corporation. But when the Goblet of Fire picks the champions for the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry, now Henry Ashford, is summoned to Hogwarts, out of the stasis tank he had been in. And so too has his mother. Alexia Ashford decides to use the Tri-Wizard Tournament to test the power of T-Veronica...and her own magic...
Crossover - Resident Evil & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 11/4 - Alexia A., A. Wesker, Harry P., Albus D.
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 10/18 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] GLaDOS, Chell
Heather Potter and the Legacy of Alessa by Quatermass reviews
(Female Harry! Some Dumbledore bashing!) Forced to leave Britain in disgrace before her fifth year starts, Heather Potter learns of the truth behind her nightmares. Living for two years with Harry Mason, her adoptive father from her previous life as Cheryl, Heather will have to fight back when the Cult of Silent Hill reaches out once more, determined to have her birth a demon...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 10/29 - Harry P., Harry M., Claudia W., Vincent
Scoobyween 15 by Chunk127 reviews
It's that time of the year again. Another 31 Halloween one shots.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,636 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 10/1 - Xander H., Buffy S., Faith L., R. Wilkins III/The Mayor
Star Wars Legends: New Order by basa93 reviews
Harry Potter don't know how he arrived here or where exactly he is. What he knows however is that he made a new friend and will help her any way he can. (Rewritten version of the Star Wars Legends: Beginning.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 11/16 - Published: 10/4 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Beginning a New Path by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
Massive crossover between Harry Potter/Buffy/Stargate/Star Trek Enterprise/X-Men/Fantastic Four/Iron Man/Highlander/Justice League/Underworld/Star Wars in that order. Full summary inside. Harem, Awesome power Harry. 850,000 words. 142 smut scenes.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 793,130 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 6/18/2010 - S. Carter, Harry P.
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,094 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Enter, The Doctor by MEPond reviews
YAHF: Xander picks up something that isn't a gun in Ethan's shop.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 5/8 - Xander H., 10th Doctor
Ivory Raptor: The Goblet of Fire by snickerslv100 reviews
During the summer break between third and fourth year, Hedwig randomly becomes a phoenix for no apparent reason, spouting nonsense about Harry being in a roleplaying videogame. Then he's prompted by a menu to accept the tutorial. From there, things get pretty hectic... [Gamer!Harry, Harry/Fleur, Alternate-Universe/MASSIVE-Crossover]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,039 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 7/20 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 70,461 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 4/12
Second Chances by chadmaako reviews
What if, somehow, Willow didn't do the spell needed to bring Buffy back at the start of Season 6? What if, instead, Buffy was allowed by the Powers That Be to say goodbye to the one person that understood her? What if she asked that person a favor? What if that person said yes? Rated M for language, sexual situations and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 446,920 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 4/24/2014
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 211,620 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
The Road Back: Season Three by xxmagex reviews
The events started in The Road to Hell continue. The world changes as the Scoobies and others realize they are part of a bigger world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 100,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 6/16 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Harry Potter: Living With Monster Girls by The Knight of Gilgamesh reviews
The Ministry has classified Harry as an Unknown Species after saving Gabrielle's life in the second task just as a conclave of Extra-Species races has drafted an Act with the Muggle Government. Now a Lamia girl is staying with Harry to experience Human Culture and Harry has secrets of his own that even he doesn't know yet. Harem. H/Hr. Monster Musume!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 10/24 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] Gabrielle D.
New beginnings by kedrann reviews
In a world where aliens and demons both exist, some things are bound to change. Like who was in a certain Time Jumper when Atlantis' shield collapsed, and what they did afterwards. AU (Stargate Buffyverse merger).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 9/9
Day of the Falcon by nomuse reviews
An alien hand weapon is found in a newly-opened tomb in the Valley of Kings. Controversial archaeologist-adventurer Lara Croft finds herself in the middle of a war between a secret military organization hidden under Cheyenne Mountain and a race of alien parasites who may have played a key role in human history...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 7/8/2014 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, Lara Croft
Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 255,730 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 218,073 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 11/2 - Published: 10/28/2013
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 356,003 - Reviews: 4230 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 11/2 - Published: 12/25/2014
Ex Astris Gloria by alienyouthct reviews
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,834 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Aria T'Loak
Doctor Snake by Akitsufan reviews
Dr Potter is investigating a string of women rescued from a cult that have been dosed with something strange, something that doesn't belong to the muggle's or wizard kind. As he tracks down the source of the worrisome concoction he stumbles upon a millennium old secret, propelling him and his allies into the stars. Not a Harry single handily destroys the Goa'uld empire story.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,477 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Immortality is a hell of a lot less fun than it sounds, especially when all you want is to be left alone but your conscience won't let you. Harry Potter and his usual bipolar luck live on into the 22nd century, his saving-people-thing meshing nicely with the galaxy's pressing need for a hero. Rated M for unrepentant coarse language, innuendo, and eventual sexy shenanigans
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,077 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 12/14/2014
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 225,448 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 6,496 - Updated: 10/17 - Published: 4/2 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Olympian One Offs by BonesBoy15 reviews
A bunch of oneshots that have potential to be more! Naruto as the son of (INSERT OLYMPIAN HERE)! Multiple pairings, some non-ninja Naruto, some smart!Naruto, and some new Naruto! It's our favorite orange clad ninja facing the multiverse with different origins. Rated M for language and suggestive dialogue.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,390 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 4/9 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 3/17 - Harry P.
The Chaotic Nature of Life by BloodRedDemon reviews
Harry Potter is the agent of Death, the Endless. Lifetimes ago, he was pulled from his world and shaped and changed by her to help save those worlds in the most dire need. Now, he has given enough of his blood, sweat and tears and Death has decided to place him in her home universe's Earth. He will eventually find happiness, but Harry Potter was never going to have an easy life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 9/18 - Harry P.
The Uncle From America by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Set at the end of third book. Hermione's parents died in an accident. Now she has to deal with the fact her father was not who he pretended to be and an uncle she had no idea existed (and neither did he).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,274 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Hermione G.
Lucky Charms by Darth Bubbles 16985214 reviews
Harry Potter has won the war against Voldemort, but not undamaged. He has recently discovered his heritage, and finds out the true nature of the Potter Bloodline as the luckiest family in the world. Gen fic, Insane!Harry Unhinged!Harry Awesome!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 6/30 - Harry P.
Naruto: Heroic New Tale by General Kain of Whirlpools reviews
A New Chapter Is Uncovered And The Pages Are Unfolded As Naruto Steps Into The Verse With Gods Among Men.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,988 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 4/8 - Naruto U.
Doeskin by chicaalterego reviews
After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,022 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 9/30 - Published: 2/8 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Yoshino N.
A New Breed Of Vampire by wlfgang213 reviews
YAHF Xander get's bitten by a vampire and wakes up three days later changed forever. The strength and speed aren't so bad, but it's too bad about the the blood drinking. This is a 'Xander becomes a Twilight Vampire' story.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 7/11
Virtually Real by Red the Revolutionary reviews
I walked into the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. I guess I kind of did... But after that, I woke up in the Dursleys. And now everything looks like I'm in a video game. *sigh* Oh well. May as well figure out how to win. Video Game Fic, harem?, Gamer!Harry, fun times.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,061 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 4/20 - Harry P.
The First Task: Dovahkiin by The Masked Half Blood reviews
AU Xover. Harry is entered into the TriWizard Tournament and is trapped having to compete. However, the tasks have changed with four competitors. Now, sent into various worlds that score on what is learned and what is used, and how far a Champion got in their world, Harry is off to a Modded Skyrim as the new Dovahkiin. Part 1 of 3 or 4 part series. Harry/Multi. Rated M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,802 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 8/29 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Ship of the Line: Walk in Dark Places by Knife Hand reviews
Answer to the Ship of the Line Challenge on TTH. The Scoobies dress as people who walk in dark places and do what must be done. Chapter 5 up
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R.
The Slayer Squad by Celgress reviews
Following their untimely deaths at the hands of a mysterious and powerful new foe, the Powers That Be give Buffy and her two closest friends a second chance at life. This time around things will be different, Xander as the White Knight & Willow as the Crimson Witch will fight alongside Buffy nearly from the beginning. Together our three young heroes will form the Slayer Squad.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 137,102 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Xander H., Buffy S.] R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 92,978 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
You're an Umbran Harry! by Magicia reviews
One chilly night, Bayonetta finds a child left on the doorstep of an unwelcoming home. She decides to take matters into her own hands, and the rest as they say, is history.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bayonetta - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,502 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Harry P., Bayonetta
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 8/13
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 720,383 - Reviews: 9496 - Favs: 3,938 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 9/4/2005
Nindo of the Force by Michael The-Zorch Haney reviews
A series of events strands Naruto and Jiraiya on a distant alien world. With no obvious way to return home, they work to make a life for themselves, and eventually get caught up in events that will reshape the fortunes of the galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,691 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 1/25
The XO-Files: Buffy Edition by Barefoot XO reviews
A collection of Buffy crossover plot starters that I am too busy to work on. They're coming at me from all directions and I'm hoping someone will take them off my hands, if you want to do it please review and tell me which one you'd like. Currently they're mostly Xander-centered.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,827 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/14 - Xander H.
Red, White, and Blue by alienyouthct reviews
He dressed up for Halloween as a bargain bin soldier, and so that's what the spell turned him into. But the real excitement doesn't start for Xander Harris until the spell wears off…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,082 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 8/6 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Willow R., Emma Frost
Equilibrium by Surarrin reviews
Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 7/31 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Blaise and Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,645 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Hedwig
Hand of Fate III Scattered Realms by Twilight Warrior 627 reviews
He survived one world, and has found himself in another. Before he can return home, he must come face-to-face with one of his greatest discoveries, and worst nightmares come true. Meanwhile, in his world, the Scoobies are soon drawn into another conflict which will forever change their destinies, and the entire world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,655 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
INTREPID by Nedy Rahn reviews
Halloween 1997 not the smallest of which was Xander not only retaining his memories of being a future self, but a large starship that may just be the answer to a pesky alien problem a secret military operation in a certain mountain has.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Traveller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,198 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 3/29/2014
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,299 - Reviews: 2974 - Favs: 6,444 - Follows: 7,394 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This will never necessarily be "Complete." Now with Xovers and rated T for certain references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/18 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Throwing Out the Script by Formulaic reviews
One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,339 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
Divisions of Self by Barefoot XO reviews
Janus is a Roman God representing division of self, according to Giles. What if he was so much more, an ascended Tok'ra who desperately wants to help his people? How would that affect Halloween? Especially considering a special costume Ethan has ready...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 4/25 - Xander H., Braítac, Egeria
Son of Frost by rrraven reviews
Years before Thor landed in New Mexico, Loki was cast down to Midgard into the body of an infant. After his mortal death, Odin erased Loki's memories of ever being Lily Potter. Years later, the beginning of Harry's fourth year takes a wild turn when a certain god of thunder crashes the welcoming feast in search of his long lost nephew. Good!Loki. Pairings undecided.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,520 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 6/20 - Harry P., Loki
The Great Houdini by HaveBookWillTravel reviews
Batman receives an unexpected distress call from two of his most vicious enemies. Could this be about their young ward, the mysterious, mystical, Magical Marauder of Gotham? One-shot, GEN.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 2/27 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Harry P.
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 4,400 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 2/14 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Back At Ya by fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,210 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 6/27 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
Naruto - Bonds Anew by Dreaming of the Phoenix reviews
Something completely unforeseen occurs in the Sekirei Plan. How will it change the entire thing? Read to find out.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/24 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu
Fleur Delacour's Harem Plan by DalkonCledwin reviews
This is the story of an ambitious Veela who is dangerously genre savvy in her attempts to build an empire of her own making. Answer to Scott the Wanderer's "Fleur's Collective" Challenge. {Fleur/Harry/Many Other Girls}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 671 - Published: 7/25 - [Fleur D., Harry P.]
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5067 - Favs: 7,682 - Follows: 8,429 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Faith and Buffy vampire slayer since season one the college years by Lexi1981 reviews
my version Faith and Buffy the vampire slayers since season one the college years, this fan fiction takes place during season four through seven. All the seasons cast member from seasons four through seven with the addition Kennedy from season three-seven and the cast of spin off TV show Angel comes into plans in chapter Eleven, Angel will reappear in chapter two.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 4/8
Death God's Hunter by kujikiri21 reviews
Through a fluke of chance, Xander has caused Hell to set foot in the Elemental Countries. Now, charged by his patron, the Shinigami himself, to cleanse the land of his unwitting mistake, watch as Xander struggles to the save the world from his own damned mistake. Let's see if Buffy's stylish boots can fit his feet, shall we?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,168 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Xander H., Shinigami
Harry Potter and the Avenging Iron Wizard by kevin1984 reviews
Harry Stark, adoptive son of Tony Stark, was raised in America and grew up learning about the family business. However when he receives his Hogwarts letter, will the Wizarding world be prepared for the rich, smooth talking Harry Potter or even worse his ultra ego The Iron Wizard. (Smart, smooth talking Harry, ladies man Harry, powerful Harry.) Harry/Daphne Harry/Kitty Pryde
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,458 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Lone Traveler: Babylon 5 Universes by dunuelos reviews
This thread is entirely made up of the Lone Traveler's experiences within universes which contain Vorlons, Shadows, Earthforce, Mimbari, etc. Extracted from the main Lone Traveler thread on my account here. For those unfamiliar, you can read them or skip it. Some shorts are wish fulfillment, some are commentary, some are humor, some are ... just because I felt like it. Enjoy.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,340 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 7/8 - Harry P.
Random Stories and Ideas by jamnaz79 reviews
Short tales and concepts for Harry Potter. Any idea that pops into my crazy head could be found, all for future stories for myself and others. The ideas are welcome for anyone to use as they like. Come enjoy the mischief. Ratings from T to M. No Slash - multitude of pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,950 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Daphne G.
What Should Have Happened in Harry Potter by Redbayly reviews
Ever wonder about how things would've gone if you applied logic to the Harry Potter world? Let's just say, things would have definitely turned out different. This is a satire (as in not to be taken seriously). See introduction for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,192 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Weirdness Is Genetic by Sherza reviews
Xander always hoped Tony wasn't his father. Jim never expected to be one. Jon just wants to get through high school without dying of boredom. Fate works in funny ways.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 123,278 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Xander H., Jonathan O.
Xander's Creed by exsailor1999 reviews
Xander the Assassin. An Assassin in SunnyD, the monsters better start running. First four chapters have been reworded. New material will begin in chapter 5.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,889 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 6/12 - Xander H.
Tearing a Soul by SmilingJester reviews
The dementor is a strange and dark creature, this is known, but what really happens when a soul fights back from being ripped from its vessel? Does it just return to how it was once the threat is gone or does it create some unforeseen consequences. Warning: Femslash, transgender!Harry, and M for Vice and Violence
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,555 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/4 - Harry P., Sisters of Battle
Protector of Man by exsailor1999 reviews
YAHF. Xander dresses as a Highlander Immortal for Halloween.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 5/23 - [Xander H., Dawn S.]
Xander Harris, Rogue Trader of the Multiverse by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Due to being forced to take the kids costume shopping, Xander, Buffy, and Willow all ended up getting costumes made of random bits and pieces...Both Buffy and Willow had a character, but Xander? He went as an ideal. Now, because of that he has been granted powers and a destiny he did not ask for, by no less than the God-Emperor himself... Xander-Harem! Multi-cross! T-M rated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,291 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 593 - Published: 6/30 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Wizard of the Storm by Mortred reviews
Upon grasping the Elder Wand, Harry is struck by a bolt of lightning and everything changes. Stuck in Middle Earth as a girl, Harry is quickly taken in by the elves. But Galadriel can sense that it is not in Harry's nature to be idle and safe, so she sends him to travel with Gandalf who is on his way to Bree to meet Thorin Oakenshield. fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 4/1 - Harry P., Gandalf
Hacking the Universe by Bondage Bear reviews
Harry Potter was banished from his home dimension after committing a crime against the universe. Making the best out of his situation, he found what he has sought after all of his life, a family. Godlike!Harry x Yasaka.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,262 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 4/30 - Harry P., Yasaka
Óg Dìolairean by alienyouthct reviews
"Nice rack, Xander." "…because getting compliments on tits I shouldn't even have isn't weird at all. Thanks, Kennedy."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,088 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Xander H., Kate B./Hawkeye, Cassie L./Stature
The Ancients From Alchera by Ignisami reviews
The frozen wastes of Alchera hold a secret that would change the face of the galaxy. The Collectors failed to kill Shepard and her impact on Alchera's surface woke the secret up. Follow Aurora 'Phoenix' Shepard as she embarks on the quest to stop the Cycle of the Harvest, aided by some unexpected people, bringing with them their own twists and turns in Shepard's life.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,482 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
The Witch-Bang Theory by JBean210 reviews
Penny meets her grandfather Maurice and learns she's a witch. How will she handle her new-found abilities and relatives? How can Leonard help her cope with them? And what will this mean for the future of their engagement and their relationship? A Big Bang Theory / Bewitched (Classic TV series) crossover.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,921 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Stargate Harry by pikachuevolves34 reviews
After accidentally teleporting himself to Abydos, Harry ends up at Stargate command.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,346 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/19/2014
A Fiendish Influence by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Harry Potter didn't know what it was like to be dominant, he was always trodden on by his aunt and uncle and he had no power of his own to help him... until 'he' appeared and changed his life forever with a single worm and a sentence 'Welcome to the ranks of demons'. Powerful, demon Harry, Pairings undecided.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Megami Tensei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,386 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Harry P., Demi-Fiend
Harry Potter and the Cliché Stew by alienyouthct reviews
Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,460 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 4/25 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Travel to Alternate Dimension by vishalddarkside reviews
After many years of his existence as the Master of Death, Harry Potter is summoned to another dimension to solve the problem of Tom Riddle. The only catch is that this Harry is not happy about being used again. Now, Chaos and Mayhem will be unleashed in their world. Dumbledore, What have you done? Inspired by On a Pale Horse by Hyliian along with Author's Permission to use story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,568 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 3/13 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., N. Tonks
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,557 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Konoha by DarkNutDestroyer reviews
A totally wacky story of random encounters, accidents and pranks in Konoha and all over the Element Countries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 10/17/2014
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/24
Snapshots and Snippets by Reese M reviews
A collection of one shots and ep rewrites that happen in the world created in Stolen Lives Returned. These stories pick up where SLR ended and follow Sam Carter and her mother Helen Magnus, and the rest of their family and friends.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 3/14 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser, Helen M., Ashley M.
Harry Potter and Just Some Island by M-python-girl reviews
It's the summer before Third Year. Harry takes a blood-test to get his money from Gringotts, and gets a legacy from his mother's side. Now he owns a tropical island. It would be completely unremarkable if it weren't for the Crumple Horned Snorkacks and the Bloops. Rating increased temporarily for swear words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L., Dobby
Avengers and Slayers by rafmere reviews
Xander and a slayer team join the Avengers before they become the Avengers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 156,635 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Xander H., Iron Man/Tony S.
Heroes Never Die by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Doctor, Healer, Wife? Blue Phones, secret marriages and trying to keep everything under the Statute of Secrecy is a juggling match. Still, Janet didn't survive one war to fail in another. Besides, as long as Sam comes home from every mission, she wont give a damn. However, if O'Neill doesn't stop flirting with her wife, she's going to retrieve biopsies from every organ. Janet/Sam
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [J. Fraiser, S. Carter] [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Latch Key Kids by dogbertcarroll reviews
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Beast Boy
Harry Potter the Wolf King by dingo-822 reviews
Living life as wolf for over 50 years Harry Potter makes a deal with a Wolf sprit, Magic and Death to become Harold "Harry" Stark and play the Game of Thrones to become the Wolf King. Incest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,726 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 2/1 - [Harry P., Catelyn S., Sansa S., Arya S.]
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
Better than Sci-fi by stephenopolos reviews
Drop a star trek s.c.e. heavy cruiser starship into a stargate universe, add a group of people who think their energy abilities are magic and stir... Harry grows up watching star trek, while an accidentally-made-sentient star ship watches over him. Sorry I'd put Bones up as a character but i'm only allowed two categories in the listing and stargate eventually overpowers.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,795 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 6/28/2014 - OC, Harry P., OC
The Prideful by fablesrogue reviews
Just as Apophis and Klorel's Ha'taks are poised to rain down destruction upon the Earth, three young humans from a small town in California find themselves changed thanks to a prank by a Chaos Mage. Earth and the Galaxy will never be the same again. YAHF Saiyan! Xander/Jenny/Dawn.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Dawn S., J. O'Neill
Shadows on the Horizon by Solvdrage reviews
For too long, the world has been languishing under the horrors of 'The Greater Good' and small-e evil! Sure there's a delightful amount of backstabbing, deeply-ingrained hatreds, paranoia, and smutty literature, but there isn't any proper Capital-E Evil! But Evil always finds a way...and we have two promising candidates! Evil!Naruto/Evil!Hinata Subordinates with Benefits Harem Poll
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,576 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/4 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Titan Naruto by Thedarkestnight51 reviews
Our blond hero, Naruto Uzumaki lands in Jump City after the Fourth Shinobi World War and joins the super hero business. Will he fit in this new world? Will he be hated like he was back in his own? Will he find love? This is an Alternate Universe, and features a Very Powerful Naruto at the start.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 282 - Published: 4/12 - Naruto U., Starfire
Cassandra and the Potentials by Eduard Tubin reviews
Cassandra the Android becomes part of the gang - sort of. She cleans the house as best she can and makes certain predictions (based on her programming) that everyone ignores. She has to learn to cope as the Slayer House fills with potentials.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10
Buffy and Faith Vampire slayer since season 1: HSY by Lexi1981 reviews
my version Buffy the vampire slayer, this fan fiction take places during first,second and third season of Buffy the vampire slayer, but Faith comes into the pictures right away in the first season of the show. All the season cast member from seasons one two and three with the addition of Faith to season one and two and Kennedy season three
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 182,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Buffy S., Faith L., R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,699 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/1/2011
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Stolen Lives Returned by Reese M reviews
In one alternate reality out of the billions possible Helen Magnus deals with losing the life The Cabal stole from her, but just as she is at her lowest she learns that Ashley wasn't the only child taken from her. The Ancients stole from her as well. Sam Carter has had a lot of weird stuff happen, can it help her now that she's faced with saving a family she didn't know she had?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,641 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/13 - S. Carter, Helen M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace by DalkonCledwin reviews
Harry follows Sirius through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries. What they discover on the other side is something neither of them expected. Will the world they arrived in be able to handle these two Wizards? (On Hiatus... Discussing the future of this story with my Muse)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,419 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Padmé Amidala, Aayla S., Harry P., Sirius B.
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/25
Xander Potter by stephenopolos reviews
YAHF reversed, Xander goes from halloween to waking up in the cupboard under the stairs.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,786 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Xander H.
Shinobi Trigger by psychoman222 reviews
'Pretending to be a mute would be so much easier if I knew sign language.' Naruto thought, as he gestured wildly. "A bird! No, a cloud!" Naruto facepalmed. "Oh, I got it! Lucca! Hit the Heckran in the head with your hammer!" Sotor-verse.
Crossover - Chrono Trigger & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 6/1/2014
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/12/2014
Dawnie Does the Marvelverse by alienyouthct reviews
Dawn Summers decides to disregard the Scoobies' advice and have a heart-to-heart with a vengeance demon. Adventures ensue.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,924 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 1/30 - Dawn S., Emma F./White Queen
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: An Ancient's Journey By keiranhalcyon2010 by phoenixstave reviews
Chapters 1-44 of keiranhalcyon's story to save gitar002 the effort of plagiarising the rest. As complete as it may ever be.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 415,330 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/10/2014 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, OC, Harry P. - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
The Road Back: Season Two by xxmagex reviews
The events started in the Road to Hell and Season One of The Road Back continues. A temporally displaced Xander starts to have more and more effect on the world as history is changed.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 198,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Xander H.
A Lewd New World by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Infinite Tsukuyomi is executed. All of the world is now blanketed in an unbreakable illusion of a better world... unfortunately, Tobi had not anticipated that THIS would be considered a better reality. Because no matter how you change the world, Naruto Uzumaki will still wind up the main character. Even if he is literally the last man alive. [NaruHarem, genderswap, SMUT]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 60 - Words: 223,933 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 283,005 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 4,478 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia]
Naruto: A Cliche Parody 2 point 6 and a third by NarutosBrat reviews
Well, people asked for it, so here is the uber harem version of the original. I would suggest reading the author notes at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 184,375 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,023 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Knights of the Old Republic: A Very Unauthorized Rewrite by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
"Most people aren't seven feet tall, and can't shoot laser bolts from their eyes. Revan could." Those were the words of Darth Irenaceus, a former actor-turned-Sith Lord. But who can say what's truth and what's fiction when it comes to Revan? A controlled demolition of KotOR canon, featuring a seven-foot-tall Echani heroine, a larcenous Twi'lek, and a very grumpy Jedi...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 236,643 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Jolee B. - Complete
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Road Back: Season One by xxmagex reviews
The story in The Road to Hell continues as Xander Harris comes to terms with his new status in the world and the world starts to come to terms with his role.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 239,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Xander H.
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 5,007 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,646 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto's Hour of Darkness by SteadyUniverse reviews
A certain demon takes an interest in Uzumaki Naruto and decides to help him survive in the dangerous Elemental Nations. But this assistance does not come without a price. Demons and Shinobi make for a volatile mix and Naruto's journey suddenly gets a whole lot more deadly when other demons take an interest in his world. Can Naruto and his vassals stave off the forces of Darkness?
Crossover - Naruto & Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Laharl
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Terminal Justice by Espadaoscura reviews
Third part of the Mr Black story "Make A Wish" by "Rorschach's Blot". I don't own this, it is all done by "Overkill A.K.A Irrational Intelligence" and whoever helped. I'm putting this up here because it deserves to be. I don't own Harry Potter or Justice League or this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 232,447 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 654 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Prongs by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry abandons the Dursley house in favor of joining the Royal Air Corps. How will his new skills change the way the war ends? Transformers XOVER Strong Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,880 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P.
Hand of Fate II Crossroads of Destiny by Twilight Warrior 627 reviews
The destinies of the Scooby Gang has been changed forever. Now, nearing the end of their road trip, Xander and Faith encounter new allies. Much like them, their destinies will be changed forever.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Charmed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,626 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Xander H., Faith L., Prue H. - Complete
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hand of Fate by Twilight Warrior 627 reviews
Xander Harris has always been the one who sees but is never seen. Fate, however, has decided to give him a different hand. Now Xander will find himself fighting evil in a way he never thought possible. And the destinies of the Scoobies changes forever.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,135 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - [Xander H., Faith L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 4,357 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Project Gethinator by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3620 - Favs: 6,622 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
31 Days of Xanderween Part Deux by Starway Man reviews
Thirty-one versions of Halloween, Xander-style. Fic-a-day series, COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,468 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
31 Days of Xanderween by Night Hunter MGS reviews
YAHF fic dedicated to the month of October, with Xander Harris in a different costume every story. NOW FINISHED!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Void Empire 1: The Sum of All Shadows by ToBornotToB-Rad reviews
What happens when the Buffyverse, Harry Potter's World, and the Dark Tower all collide? Please read to find out! Don't be put off by the Horror label, it's also Comedy, Action, Fantasy, and other genres.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,198 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9845 - Favs: 13,337 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete