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Hello everyone, I am writing this message to offer my services as a sounding board for various ideas and even potentially a secondary Beta for fanfics for authors that don't have somebody more qualified, I'll mention however that my sphere of interests when it comes to Fanfics at this moment reside in Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and to some lesser extent Naruto, I can however deal with fics that are within those settings or Crossovers with those settings, while I am aware that I haven't wrote anything of my own before, due to some personal issues that compel me to not do so, not only for my sake but for that of the would be readers, I am however a Veteran reader that has read over a thousand stories over the years since she joined this site, so while I am not a writer, I do have a massive amount of experience in the whole Fanfiction business, so I am willing to hear any requests from any writers for my support to their creative process or aid in providing some Beta work for anyone, I do hope some writers will take me on this offer, I have offered similar aid in either form to writers before and am eager to do so again.

V- Comment on the Elitist Writers -V

At this point in time, it has come to pass that I decided I need to write something in my profile, and this happens to be a comment to and about many Fanfiction Writers:

Through the years I have be belittled because of my negative reviews, because supposedly unless I either possess a Degree in Literature, wrote a novel, or basically be part of their 'Elite' Club of being somehow recognized as a viable critic because I wrote a story, and while the idea of doing a One-Shot just for the sole purpose of shut them off was very much tempting, I chose to be the better person and keep my stance.

Ultimately I don't want to lower myself to the level of hypocrites, yes hypocrites, its funny how all those writers that complained that I critic their stories feel they have the right to shut me off merely because I am not writing something positive, because you can be sure that anytime they read a positive review, they don't care if its some poorly educated yokel that write the review, so long as its positive they don't care, and they welcome it, anybody can write a positive review for them its no problem. But the problem is when you write a negative review, than you need to be a worthy reviewer or your review is deemed foolish, they need you to be writers before they can accept your reviews.

So at this point I say this, all of you who look down on me and my years of fanfiction reading and the thousands of fanfiction stories I have read, I want all of you to add to your note a warning to all reviewer that no whatsoever review, either positive or negative, should be posted unless the person wrote a story on this site ever. Its very simple, prove you aren't hypocrites and tell everybody which isn't a writer to not review anymore, and not merely the negative reviewers, if you can't do it, than either stop complaining to me I shouldn't be allowed to do negative reviews or quit writing, you obviously lack the proper backbone to be doing this stuff.

If you do that, I will accept that I do not have the right to review your stories and that will be it, but otherwise you don't have the right to tell me I shouldn't do negative reviews. I have probably read more than most people here, I did some Literature classes back in College, I got experience in doing this, yes I am fiery and acerbic, but that is how I am, so live with it.

Also I'll add here my justification for not writing, because I would have loved to be able to write stories, that used to be my dream, but I can't do it, I got ADD, I got a terrible memory and can't keep my attention for long on any stories I tried to write, because through the years I did try to write many stories but I never posted them because they never went anywhere, I am a very harsh self-critic, I don't write because I know I couldn't keep up and I would most likely abandon my stories at one point, I find myself absolutely loathing when writers do so, in particular when the story was especially good, I hate nothing more than reading a story that isn't finished and will never be finished, which is one of the major reasons why I don't write, because the thought of leaving something unfinished is terrible to me. Also I couldn't post anything until I would have finished the entire story and made sure it all made sense, I am somewhat of a perfectionist, I couldn't write a story with a inconsistencies and also I would tend to perpetually rewrite and re-imagine my work, which would be a problem as it would take forever for me to come with a final copy I would be willing to post, but I am never able to come anywhere near that part of the process since I tend to lose interest and move to a new story idea, so I don't write because I don't want to be a bad writer, if you aren't willing to finish all your stories or to rework them to make them as close to perfect as possible than maybe you shouldn't write either.

\/- Comment on the Dying Fanfic Communities -\/

As time goes on I came to a realization, that Fanfiction is dying, in some sense... I don't know why, but I came upon that realization that it seem alot of the Fanfiction settings I was keeping up with seem to be growing less and less active... with the passing of years and has some turned into a decade since the original story were on TV, Novels or Movies. Things like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, even Harry Potter, sure it still is one of the most... massive fanfiction of all but it seem to be slowing down its growth... authors are dropping out left and right, stopping writing for any number of reasons, many stories abandoned to be never concluded, and when I realized how most of the fanfictions I mostly read are seemingly slowly dying, I felt a enormous amount of nostalgia, sadness, anxiety & fear, about what my future as a reader would come to be... I noted for example that the BTVS stories seem to come either as new or updates only as a trickle, while it has tens of thousands of already existing stories the fact so little new stuff is written is alarming.

So I say this to the writers, please... PLEASE... keep them alive... I want to read more about Buffy, Willow & Xander and the rest of the Scoobies, the same with Harry & Hermione and their friends from HP, if people stop writing about those, than sooner or later their won't be anything else left to read about those settings and they will become merely a memory at the back of our mind and it would be a terrible loss, we need new fresh material.

I also say please, PRETTY PLEASE, keep writing, and finishing your stories, as a addicted reader, all I can say is I need you, we need you to do this for us and yourselves. Because what will be left of our past glorious TV Shows, Novels, Movies, etc when its over except for this, and we need this little to keep existing, it would be too painful for it to just be finally over, if Fanfiction writers don't do this than it will be all over... sure some stuff like BTVS is still alive in some form namely with the comics, but for how long will that even last? Those comics are more of a high end fanfiction story rather than the real deal, and sooner or later Joss Whedon is most likely going to end up those comics too, so we need the BTVS Fanfiction Community to keep going and keep BTVS alive for us, now while I focus on BTVS the same thing can be said with all Fanfiction Communities, keep on going, keep on writing, don't end this, don't abandon us, don't let those original stories fall into the depths of memory, please keep doing this.

That was my... desperate plea, if at least a single writer see this and find it within him/herself to write up one more story because of this, I think it will have been worth it. If anybody that might somehow stumble upon this know any writers, do tell them and encourage them to keep on going and keep all those settings alive in our hearts, because if those settings are allowed to die, a small part of us will die along with them, those of us that invested so much of our lives into them.

\/- Concept Idea for BTVS Reboot -\/

I had a thought sometime ago, how could a remake of BTVS look like. Here is the result of a that line of thinking, first the main charatcers, well one issue really with the Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy was that she looked far too old, look at her even in Season 1 and frankly tell me you can believe she is anywhere under 20 years old, the answer is no way. She looked way too old from Day 1, maybe why people ignored the fact she should have been way too young to be with a bi-centennial old vampire like Angel, because it looked like two adults together rather than a mid-teen and a adult being together. Frankly I think an actress like Hayden Panettiere would have been far better style of actress, one that even in her mid-20s still is capable of looking young, Alyson Hannigan as Willow was also a far more likely 'teen' than her and same for Nicholas Brendon as Xander, both actually could pull the image of being teen, but frankly Sarah Michelle Gellar was always too old looking for the role, even when clothed as a cheerleader she looked like an adult trying, badly, to look like a teen cheerleader, not the real deal.

Now for Willow, frankly the whole Jewish thing was pretty much a non-element of the storyline, and having a red haired, green eyed Jewish girl didn't really seem to be anything special, as if they had tried to create a less common character but failed drastically at doing so. Now for the new 2nd main female of a reboot I'd go with something that is fairly common in the West Coast, an Asian girl, tend to be a bit cliché but you can have her like Willow be early on more of a nerd / tech geek, and then have her try to go more toward her traditional heritage and have her get into the whole mystical stuff, she would be exotic and add some color to the show, rather than the near all typical white cast of the original show, sure some side-characters weren't white, but they usually were merely on the sideline.

For Xander, you could have a brown haired boy to fill in that hole, to keep with the different hair color pattern, somehow possibly that would look similar to the main male lead actor of Legend of the Seeker, Craig Horner, also it feel a bit as if Xander had been purposely turned into a pathetic clown so to make the girls around him would shine, cut that shit out, have him instead be a descent guy, no need to lessen the guy so that the girls appear to be better, have him be a viable member of the group rather than a comic relief, no need for that.

Now for a reboot it would be nice to involve the old main characters back in the show and that could easily be done I believe, you can have Sarah Michelle Gellar be Buffy's mother this time around, Joyce had a fairly common presence until she got killed, maybe this time avoid that, keep her around all the way, I feel killing Joyce was merely a plot device to create drama to just try to make everything appear to be a downward spiral of doom thru the show.

Alyson Hannigan in her case could replace Jennifer Calendar, BUT instead of being a Gypsy Witch, she'd be a Irish Witch, something that she could actually look like considering her hair and eyes colors. It would drop the whole stereotypical 'Nasty Gypsy' cliché that was exploited in the original show to explain that bit of back-story. Instead of being a Computer teacher however this time around she could run a Magic Shop that would exist from Season 1, instead of being made later by the new Giles. Also she wouldn't get killed in season 2 and instead would stick around for a good part if not all of the series, now the Magic Shop could become their HQ by the start of Season 2, stepping away from the school environment that was all too present in the early seasons.

In the case of Nicholas Brendon have him being the new mentor for Buffy, not a stuffy British Librarian, instead a Harry Dresden like figure that is somewhat of a rebel, don't play by the rules of the Council and have a backbone that he use to help and protect his Slayer, unlike Giles too often in the series, because for all the 'father' figure he may have appeared to be for the group, he appeared mostly useless, so yea, change the mentor to something more interesting, give him some fire, not merely a dark side that VERY rarely come out to play.

Now for the Watcher's Council, I feel that thru the ages they must have traveled around, mostly from dominating nation to dominating nation, so they might have started in the Southern Africa with Black African Sorcerers, but they'd have most to Egypt during the era of the Pharaohs, than to Persia during the height of the Persian Empire, than to Greece during the time of Alexander, than to Rome after the Roman Empire took over, than move to France after the Fall of Rome until the Normand Invasion than moved to Britain and stayed in Britain until the Colonial Era, where they decided to move to the New World when the Americans gained independence so they could be closer where the Hellmouth was located, they could be centered in Chicago, just like Dresden, a older looking town and operate from the US in modern times, which would also explain why the new mentor would be an American from the North East of the US.

Also no Angel / Buffy romance, the whole Romeo and Juliette thing was way too annoying in hindsight, plus seriously a mid-teen paired with a bi-centennial Vampire? No, just no. Instead for a sort of inside joke, have him paired with Joyce (the original Buffy), an actual adult, not a teen girl, than you'd have Buffy fussing because her mom is dating a vampire, far more amusing, far less over dramatic bullshit.

Overall this new reboot would call for a cut of the overall drama and perpetual feeling that every steps forwards they made they took two steps back like they seemed to be doing thru out the entire series. Instead have a lighter tone, focus on the action, rather than have a series of bad romantic relationship that most characters go thru and if they weren't bad relationship, they usually ended up loosing their loved ones, which was way bullshit, you can still have romance, but don't waste so much time going cyclically thru the bad relationships of the 3 main characters. Now otherwise much of the original series daily storyline could be kept, while adapting to these new elements. So similar villains and side characters else than the main 3 teen and adult characters. I'd think personally my idea would be awesome and make a great reboot for BTVS, if anybody read this and like my idea you can contact me to talk about it, maybe toss your own two cents in that reboot concept.

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Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Expect a long story with some extra faces along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,284 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 4,637 - Updated: 3h - Published: 1/4 - Harry P.
Space Oddity by Storm0fCrows reviews
"Captain's log of the Starship Seeker. Star date… two lines over coma…I think. Adrift for what feels like eternity through the eternal vacuum of space has taken a toll on both me and the crew. I believe my first mate Fawkes is planning a mutiny his only deterrent being that he needs my thumbs to pilot the ship. I continue my voyage to go where Padfoot has probably gone before."
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 21h - Published: 9/6/2016 - Harry P., Fawkes
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 160,859 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 9,846 - Follows: 11,383 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,468 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 3/1/2011
Xander Harris, Rogue Trader of the Multiverse by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Due to being forced to take the kids costume shopping, Xander, Buffy, and Willow all ended up getting costumes made of random bits and pieces...Both Buffy and Willow had a character, but Xander? He went as an ideal. Now, because of that he has been granted powers and a destiny he did not ask for, by no less than the God-Emperor himself... Xander-Harem! Multi-cross! T-M rated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 111,871 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
Potter Trek by stephenopolos reviews
There's a bigger world out there for Harry than he'd ever dreamed of, if only he can untangle the web that ties him to planet earth first.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 6/28/2014 - OC, Harry P., OC
And Yet Again Still Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,448 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 12/23/2016
Harry Potter: Cross-Dimensional Traveler - Into The Delta Quadrant by nawdean reviews
An unusual wormhole sends Harry Potter, Master of Death, to the Starship Voyager in the Delta Quadrant. What will a dimension-traveling Harry and the crew of Voyager do? Why, make mischief all around the Delta Quadrant! Harry/Kes, all other pairings same as show. Follows general story line of the show, but with some major departures. Rated M for possible graphic content/lemons.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/14 - [Harry P., Kes] [B. Torres, T. Paris]
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,586 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Fair Lady by kideaxl reviews
A strange child has become interested in an even stranger lady. She comes and goes as she pleases, but his fondness for her always stays the same. He may be scrawny, but he would get her attention.
Crossover - Sandman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,350 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Harry P., Death]
With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 388 - Published: 4/13 - Xander H.
Naruto the Silent King of the Underworld by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Rewrite of Naruto the Silent King of the Dead, with the addition of High School DxD. Triple crossover of Naruto, High School DxD, and Is This a Zombie?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,354 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Naruto U.
Wrought in Iron by bubbajack reviews
YAHF. Putting together a mishmash costume changes one Scooby down to his very core. Now he's more than human, and less than a man. He's not quite sure where he fits in anymore but doesn't much care. He desires simply to work his craft in the forge, and if he can help people in the process, all the better. BtVS multi-cross pairing(s) undecided. Rated M for adult subject matter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/27
Beyond The Veil by NaniteSystems reviews
Harry's unspeakably bored, and bored Unspeakables make bad decisions. Like jumping through the Veil of Death, when they're barely even certain it's safe. Now where it goes, on the other hand… That's still a mystery. But hey! Adventure, right?...Right? - Harry steps through the Veil, and into Mass Effect. The Reapers won't know what hit them. MODHarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,994 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Harry P., Shepard (F)]
Harry Gets Real by Sogo reviews
After being abandoned in New York by the Dursleys, Harry is found by the Ghostbusters. When he turns 11, he's not quite as eager to go to Hogwarts as one might think... But if nothing else, the year will certainly be interesting. Contains some exploration of magicks and magical American politics. Rated for language.
Crossover - Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,420 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/11 - Egon S., Peter V., Harry P., Hermione G.
Into The Black by RhysThornbery reviews
An incredible discovery prompts Harry and Hermione to venture into the unknown. Hoping to discover new worlds and bring home a certain lost Godfather. However they get a lot more than they bargained for when they step into this brave new world. A Galactic scale war, aliens and betrayal lie beyond. Tentatively rate T, may be raised to M if necessary.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,031 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/8 - Aayla S., Harry P., Hermione G.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 170 - Words: 757,333 - Reviews: 10732 - Favs: 4,540 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/4/2005
A Long Walk by dogbertcarroll reviews
With the Hellmouth ripped open all bets were off. The First may have won, but there were a universe of possibilities still available to the fighters in Sunnydale.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/16
Ex Astris Gloria by alienyouthct reviews
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,962 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Miranda L., Aria T'Loak
Birds of a Feather by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the weird as he finally escapes Sunydale for the summer only to find the outer world is even stranger than he'd imagined outside of his favorite comics.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/10
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 75,333 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Lucky at Cards by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander Harris' dating problems take a turn for the weird, as is the norm when you attend a high school perched on the mouth of Hell. But you know what they say, if you can't be lucky at love, be lucky at cards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/16
It's a Relative Thing by HollowedSorrow reviews
The thing with time travel, dimension hopping too, is that it will always be confusing. So sometimes letting go of grudges is for the best. But Harry is a brat when he wants to be and there went any chance that he might actually be helpful. He's old but he's a brat and honestly has no idea where this will go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Harry P.
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,113 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/16/2014
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 220,022 - Reviews: 4914 - Favs: 6,438 - Follows: 7,060 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 4,446 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/23/2014
Knowledge Comes At A Price by slayst reviews
Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,802 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermaeus Mora
Knights on the Hellmouth by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander's costume choice may have had some lasting effects, as someone steps out of the shadows to have a little word with him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 339 - Published: 3/14
On the Delights of Drinking Blood by Quatermass reviews
(Bashing! Lunar Harmony Poss Harem!) Based on, but not a full response to, DZ2's "Eyeballs to Entrails" challenge. Kidnapped at the end of his Fourth Year, Harry finds his abductor to be a most unusual person indeed: rising Queen of Magical Britain's Vampires and Pudding Club leader, Luna Lovegood. And she intends to make him her consort, an offer he is surprisingly amenable to...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,785 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/8 - [Harry P., Luna L., Hermione G.] N. Tonks
Renaissance of the Renegades by Quatermass reviews
In another universe, they were amongst the most feared renegade Time Lords: the would-be god Omega, and the amoral scientist known as the Rani. They have been reincarnated against all odds as Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. And when they regain their memories, these two genius minds are going to start a revolution in Magical Britain...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/5 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Omega, The Rani]
Why to Sort a Student is a Horrible Job by Ebenbild reviews
The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,432 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S., Sorting Hat, Founders
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 173,714 - Reviews: 3874 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/13/2008
The Laughing Scooby by bubbajack reviews
Xander always did have a knack for screwing over prophecy and fate...and now, he knows why. Soon, He Who Sees will see how thin the line between good and evil truly is. But, even when he's down, he's never out. He always gets...the last laugh. Xander/harem multi-crossover fic. Rated M for Blood, Gore, and adult subject matter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 1/8
Death Comes to Town by Scififan33 reviews
He should have known even having the allegiance of all three Hallows for only seconds would have consequences but who could have seen this coming? Stranded alone in a new world Harry has to adapt but maybe it's just what he needs to move on from the war.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,017 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman, Chloe S., Lex L.
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/9/2016
A Trek to the Stars: The Potter Files by Cole Pascal reviews
Exiled for three centuries on a barren rock, Harry's saved by the crew of the Enterprise D. He makes it to the colony world his people planned to go to and finds they're just as insular as ever though Hermione and his friends set them on a better course. Their nuclear option, though, left Harry with no escape. A prophecy is once again in play and he's the Chosen One. Again.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,533 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [OC, Harry P.] [OC, W. Riker]
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/13/2015
Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 290,874 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Evil Guy's Fantasies by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
An anthology collection of started yet unfinished, potential fanfiction stories written by myself, involving anything my depraved twisted mind can fathom or invent. It seems to be a highly popular style of writing of late, so I thought I'd give it a shot.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 89 - Words: 454,445 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/28/2009
Red, White, and Blue by alienyouthct reviews
He dressed up as his state's senior senator. Now he's a blue woman. How the hell does Xander keep landing himself in these situations?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,780 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Willow R., Emma Frost
Horny Clone Maker by TattlesTail reviews
I do not own BtVS or Marvel Xander draws the attention of a goddess, not your nice and fluffy goddess either. she asks Janus for some help and Xander finds himself in a Whole Heap of trouble, Good thing he can clone people with a touch.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,202 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 6/15/2016
Changes From Beyond the Looking Glass by Shadow Master reviews
(BtVS/Mass Effect Universe/Stargate SG-1)You get to experience a lot when you're a member of a top secret organization. Things that are amazing beyond words and things that scare you to the soul. Get ready for the bar to be raised.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 87,037 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Xander H.
Call Me Moriarty by ProfessorScrooge reviews
Jasmine Potter comes out of her abusive childhood somewhat changed, showing a few sociopathic tendencies. When she lays eyes upon the wizarding world she sees oppurtunity, and decides to take up the mantle of her favourite villain. AU,OOC, Fem!HarryxHermione pairing. Jasmine as Moriarty/Irene A, Hermione as Sherlock, Longbottom as John.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,534 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Legion by Clell65619 reviews
In the 31st Century, Mordru has won. The United Planets is in collapse, EarthGov destroyed, and the Legion decimated and scattered. The Surviving Legionaries decide their only feasible way of fighting back would be to recruit a legendary Magic User. After much debate, they settle on Harry Potter... who turns out to be a bit different than his legend would suggest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/14/2016
The Bard of Hogwarts by Vindicare40k reviews
Bards: Spell casters, Jack of All Trades, Story Tellers, and Manipulators. Taken as an infant watch the Wizarding World try and come to terms with a Boy-Who-Lived raised by one of these individuals. 5e D&D, Bardic Shenanigans ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Ranger and the Miniature Giant Space Hamster by Raven3182 reviews
Originally an omake to my other story: Harry Potter and the Knight of the Radiant Heart, this fic asks, what if instead of Keldorn Firecam, Minsc and Boo were magically inserted into the world of Harry Potter? The butts of Evil are about to be liberally kicked in good measure! Crack!Fic alternative to HP & KoRH. Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minsc
Wizarding Overlord by enCRYPTion5461 reviews
Once more they lost a Master, that was something that Gnarl was used to but after many years of being isolated without a master the Aged Minion Master feared that they would forever be forgotten before the Tower Heart pulsed with power choosing a new master leading him and the few remaining Minions to find a young Harry Potter. Rated T for the moment will be M much later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/9/2016 - Harry P.
Plot Bunny Pastures - Harry Potter by ProfessorScrooge reviews
See the free-range rabbits roam freely; enter at own risk. This would be my unfinished works file, containing things not worth posting on their own as they're too small or being unfinished etc. Things from here may end up being resurrected and expanded upon as full stories, but for the moment this is where they'll stay. This is my HP file, as opposed to any others that spring up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D.
Imperial Entanglements: Prologue by PhillyCh3zSt3ak reviews
When you build an empire as a semi-faceless, quasi-immortal being, you tend to break a few eggs to make it happen. The Emperor made the Empire possible, now he's going to expand it further. Some will join, others won't. Some will be hostile while others are cordial. Who ever said being an Emperor was going to be easy? A 3 part OOC, Empire Building fic. Other content notes within.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Spells of Insanity by NarutosBrat reviews
Looks like Naruto isn't the only series that my alcoholic, pothead muse dribbles about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hawk and Wolf: Bounty Hunters for Hire by gwmclintock9 reviews
Hawk and Wolf just finished one job and immediately picked up another one that wasn't so much a job but more as cashing in a favor for a pair of Jedi. This job was going to lead them to Naboo, the start of a war, and their journey home. For Hawk and Wolf, this was just another job. For Hermione and Jenna, this was their chance to return to the ones they left behind. H/HR; Fem!Harry
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,110 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Harry P., Hermione G.
Star Wars Legends: New Order by basa93 reviews
Harry Potter don't know how he arrived here or where exactly he is. What he knows however is that he made a new friend and will help her any way he can. (Rewritten version of the Star Wars Legends: Beginning.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,796 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 317,420 - Reviews: 4230 - Favs: 9,615 - Follows: 11,063 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Harry Potter Anthologies by DalkonCledwin reviews
This will be where I store my Harry Potter Stories which do not exceed four written chapters, or which I have not decided to focus on. From now on if I am not planning on focusing on a story, then it will be posted in one of my various Anthologies, or my One Shot Catalog.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,814 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P.
The Ludicrous Temporal Adventures of Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood by Concept101 reviews
AU. Time Travel. The War has ended, and everyone is happy. Except Luna. After a drunken night out, she gets the chance to head back in time and do things her own way. Now she and Harry embark on a quest to screw up the timeline as much as they can in the process of taking down Voldemort and the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 405 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Luna L.
In Sapphire Light by arturus reviews
A story of Magic gone wrong and a whole lot of nasty consequences. Xander has helped beat Vampires, Demons, Hell Gods and the First Evil. He has been a stout friend, a trainer of newbie slayers, a helping hand, a shoulder to cry on and all that. Now thanks to a bit of bad luck he finds himself playing in the big leagues…well, sort of him. It's complicated.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,082 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Xander H.
Penumbral by insolentwrath reviews
A strange new player emerges from the shadows as war approaches the Republic. Inscrutable, yet tied to the mysterious events taking place all over the galaxy, he quickly becomes essential to unraveling the secrets that will define the conflict to come. As the Jedi and Sith Orders alike rush to understand his hidden agenda, Harry Potter searches deep for truths best left hidden.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,000 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 292,418 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
A Cheerleader Far, Far Away by alienyouthct reviews
Cordelia Chase gets a new lease on life after her death on Earth. Heaven help the galaxy far, far away…
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,799 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 1/16/2016 - [Cordelia C., OC] Aayla S., Barriss O.
Rise of the Dragon Child by Elia41 reviews
When the True Dragonborn is killed by the Thalmor before uncovering his true nature, Sheogorath comes up with a crazy plan and Akatosh takes some drastic measures. Now, Harry is stuck in a world he knows nothing about, with nothing to his name but a pair of glasses and a black dragon that wants him very dead. What a start...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,672 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Hedwig, Akatosh, Nocturnal
Bound by blood by FirstoftheAbyss reviews
Crossover. AU. Befriending a little bat in her broom closet, young Hera Potter gains her first friend. But small things have massive consequences when you are a witch and a descendant of Corvinus. Awakening in the past, confronted by the Rulers of the night what can a child that has grown up in fear and shadows do? Or what will she become? warning: Fem-Harry, Femslash, harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,925 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Sonja, Harry P., Amelia] Selene
More Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
Another batch of incomplete story starts that may or may not ever see completion
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,579 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
Random Stories and Ideas by jamnaz79 reviews
Short tales and concepts for Harry Potter. Any idea that pops into my crazy head could be found, all for future stories for myself and others. The ideas are welcome for anyone to use as they like. Come enjoy the mischief. Ratings from T to M. No Slash - multitude of pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 180,484 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Daphne G.
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
Three is a Prime Number by reinforced hell reviews
It is well known that women live longer than men. It is also well known that wizards live much longer than muggles. What does this mean for witches? What does that mean for someone that can switch easily between the two genders?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,690 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Hannah A.
False Gods and Magic by Scififan33 reviews
Harry always knew the wizarding world would turn on him again so he made plans. Dr Potter is of interest to the SGC. Once there his life is never normal again. No slash
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 5/15/2016 - [Jolinar, Martouf/Lantash, S. Carter] Harry P.
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely by reinforced hell reviews
In which Harry gains an unusual familiar. [rating may go up]
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,603 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Shell of the God-King by alienyouthct reviews
The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Illyria/Narcissa/f/f/f
Crossover - Harry Potter & Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,422 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Illyria]
Life and Death, Chaos and Order by BloodRedDemon reviews
When life held no meaning to Harry Potter, a family of Immortals saw the chance to gain an invaluable ally. Through the use of a mortal, given power to rival that of a god, they saved worlds too many to count. It took its toll, and the scars left on our Protagonist will never truly heal. However, that doesn't mean that they cannot give him a chance of happiness on a world in need.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,475 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Harry P.
Supergirl: Bonded to a legend from another dimension by robert32514 reviews
For four hundred years, he has lived. Cursed with a long life by Death, and the best of Magics children, he had lived in peace for under 200 years. But when Earth is threatened, those he trusted betrayed him and sent him to another dimension. Can a Girl of Steel help him find himself and teach him to love again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,226 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Harry P., Kara D./Supergirl
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,017 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Memory by Starway Man reviews
The First Evil and Jasmine have gone too far. Whistler gets a clue, and recruits help to make sure things happen very differently during late 2002. The focus of his actions? Xander Harris, and the amnesiac version of Cordelia Chase... (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,046 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/8/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
When Angels Fly by Leonhard van Euler reviews
When Sam and Dean released the Devil from his cage and started the apocalypse, they thought that Lucifer would be all for exterminating humanity. But when they meet Harry Potter, who is apparently an amnesic Lucifer, they start to wonder... Will Harry agree to stop the apocalypse before it even properly starts? And where is God in all of this? Harry-is-Lucifer story. GEN!FANFICTION
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,910 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Hannah, Ron and Blaise. *Re-edit in progress*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,861 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Latch Key Kids by dogbertcarroll reviews
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Beast Boy
Olympian One Offs by BonesBoy15 reviews
A bunch of oneshots that have potential to be more! Naruto as the son of (INSERT OLYMPIAN HERE)! Multiple pairings, some non-ninja Naruto, some smart!Naruto, and some new Naruto! It's our favorite orange clad ninja facing the multiverse with different origins. Rated M for language and suggestive dialogue.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,462 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 207,812 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Demigod CYOA by Mist of Rainbows reviews
When an ancient god decides to die, certain characters are tapped to receive her power. Various Scoobies receive power as does a few scattered characters from other worlds like Harry Potter.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 5,140 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 3/20/2015
Death's Knight: Revisited by Clell65619 reviews
From June to July 2012 the talented Heather Sinclair produced a wonderful story 'Death's Knight' a crossover of Harry Potter and the New 52 Heroes. Available here: /s/8187641/1/Death-s-Knight. Heather's story ran out of steam, but she gave me permission to adopt it. Where her's started 5 years after the end of the world, mine starts about 20 minutes before.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,160 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015
When Harry Met Yoda by Traban16 reviews
A long time ago, the night Harry Potter came across Yoda everything changed for the galaxy far, far away...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,487 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Yoda, Ahsoka T., Harry P., Luna L.
Doeskin by chicaalterego reviews
After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Yoshino N.
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 4/10/2014
Harry Potter and the Whole New World: Rising from the Ashes by defiasstone2 reviews
In a world where Lord Voldemort is nowhere near the top of the Dark lord food chain, Harry is forced to lead the survivors of a world on the verge of destruction. As such a desperate plan is formed and the World of Warcraft will be shaken to its foundations by the Phoenix rising from the ashes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,028 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,224 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
INTREPID by Nedy Rahn reviews
Halloween 1997 not the smallest of which was Xander not only retaining his memories of being a future self, but a large starship that may just be the answer to a pesky alien problem a secret military operation in a certain mountain has.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Traveller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,018 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014
Truth In Madness by Doodled93 reviews
Madness doesn't make you useless, and a costume-change proves just that. YAHF, this time with Xander as the Cheshire Cat. It's amazing what some cat ears and a painted on grin can do. Quotes, grin-dropping, and a guest appearance of Soldier!Xander can all be found here! Some violence and language.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,962 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 3,797 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
New beginnings by kedrann reviews
In a world where aliens and demons both exist, some things are bound to change. Like who was in a certain Time Jumper when Atlantis' shield collapsed, and what they did afterwards. AU (Stargate Buffyverse merger).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 9/9/2015
Scoobyween 15 by Chunk127 reviews
It's that time of the year again. Another 31 Halloween one shots.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,103 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Doodles by TheDrabbleOfBlue reviews
Contains my 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, 13th and Round 1-finals entry for the QLFC Season 3 . With Harry and Luna married, she goes to the wreckage of her house to find the perfect gift for Harry. Her sketchpad is filled with doodles and regales everyone with the stories behind each artwork.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Adventures Luna Never Had by alienyouthct reviews
A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,145 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Luna L., Lilith, Mad Moxxi, Maya
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 100,573 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
Divine Ideas From a Demonic Mind: Buffy Edition by TheDivineDemon reviews
A series of One-shots to get rid of the over flow of ideas in my oxymoronic head. Hope you enjoy the chaos. *Mostly Xander Centered* If you feel like doing any of these feel free, just tell and credit me. I want to see these grow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,691 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Xander H.
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 3,035 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 4/14/2007
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 7,008 - Follows: 8,190 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
The Green Eyed Spectre by greggsmk reviews
What happens when you give a man who can bend reality to his will the license to do so whenever he wants? Harry Potter, internationally renowned wizard, left Earth to fight for the Alliance under the codename Shepard during the First Contact War. Now, when Alliance leaders are looking for the best Spectre candidate possible, an old dossier comes to mind…HP/LL, not HP/MEgirl pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,939 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Shepard (M)
Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,418 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Back At Ya by Fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,136 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3905 - Favs: 5,735 - Follows: 5,153 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 291 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The XO-Files: Buffy Edition by Barefoot XO reviews
A collection of Buffy crossover plot starters that I am too busy to work on. They're coming at me from all directions and I'm hoping someone will take them off my hands, if you want to do it please review and tell me which one you'd like. Currently they're mostly Xander-centered.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,827 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Xander H.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 5,727 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 9,414 - Follows: 10,180 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
The Witch-Bang Theory by JBean210 reviews
Penny meets her grandfather Maurice and learns she's a witch. How will she handle her new-found abilities and relatives? How can Leonard help her cope with them? And what will this mean for the future of their engagement and their relationship? A Big Bang Theory / Bewitched (Classic TV series) crossover.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,921 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Konoha by DarkNutDestroyer reviews
A totally wacky story of random encounters, accidents and pranks in Konoha and all over the Element Countries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014
Snapshots and Snippets by Reese M reviews
A collection of one shots and ep rewrites that happen in the world created in Stolen Lives Returned. These stories pick up where SLR ended and follow Sam Carter and her mother Helen Magnus, and the rest of their family and friends.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser, Helen M., Ashley M.
Avengers and Slayers by rafmere reviews
Xander and a slayer team join the Avengers before they become the Avengers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 156,635 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Xander H., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Prideful by fablesrogue reviews
Just as Apophis and Klorel's Ha'taks are poised to rain down destruction upon the Earth, three young humans from a small town in California find themselves changed thanks to a prank by a Chaos Mage. Earth and the Galaxy will never be the same again. YAHF Saiyan! Xander/Jenny/Dawn.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Dawn S., J. O'Neill
Yet Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fifth one to keep the chapter numbers down. And man do I have a hard time NOT coming up with random ideas every five seconds!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 112,591 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Meh by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,650 - Reviews: 4599 - Favs: 7,939 - Follows: 8,461 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and the Spygirl by Starfox5 reviews
Her father had told Harry that if Hermione was in danger he should hold that box in front of her and push the button. He'd never have expected that a series of flashing lights would transform Hermione into "Spygirl". Fortunately, the dozen Death Eaters facing them hadn't expected that either. Harry Potter/Spyboy crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,789 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: An Ancient's Journey By keiranhalcyon2010 by phoenixstave reviews
Chapters 1-44 of keiranhalcyon's story to save gitar002 the effort of plagiarising the rest. As complete as it may ever be.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 415,330 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, OC, Harry P. - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,153 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 283,005 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 5,532 - Follows: 5,437 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia]
Naruto: A Cliche Parody 2 point 6 and a third by NarutosBrat reviews
Well, people asked for it, so here is the uber harem version of the original. I would suggest reading the author notes at the beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 184,375 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto: A Cliche Parody by NarutosBrat reviews
This is a parody of all the most cliche plotlines in fanfiction that I can fit in to this story. Rated M for consistency.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,023 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,938 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,038 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Knights of the Old Republic: A Very Unauthorized Rewrite by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
"Most people aren't seven feet tall, and can't shoot laser bolts from their eyes. Revan could." Those were the words of Darth Irenaceus, a former actor-turned-Sith Lord. But who can say what's truth and what's fiction when it comes to Revan? A controlled demolition of KotOR canon, featuring a seven-foot-tall Echani heroine, a larcenous Twi'lek, and a very grumpy Jedi...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 236,643 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Jolee B. - Complete
R&D by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,918 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Xander H.
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Yet Even More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a fourth one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,044 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 5,482 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Shards Of Fate by Starway Man reviews
Cordelia Chase was destined to die young. Xander Harris was destined to be nothing but the Zeppo. But what if that wasn't true? And what happens when you add Ethan Rayne into the mix? (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,215 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] Dawn S., Ethan R. - Complete
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 4,390 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
31 Days of Scoobyween by Chunk127 reviews
Buffy finds quite the interesting book at Ethan's on that fateful Halloween with 31 short stories inside.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,158 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S., Cordelia C., Willow R. - Complete
More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a second one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 111,105 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 5,251 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Every Silver Lining has its Cloud by Diresquirrel reviews
Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 242,902 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2010
Are you sure this was a good idea? by Diresquirrel reviews
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,853 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dawn S.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Prongs by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry abandons the Dursley house in favor of joining the Royal Air Corps. How will his new skills change the way the war ends? Transformers XOVER Strong Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,880 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P.
Lost Marbles by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Standing Tall by Wild Force Ranger reviews
The citizens of Atlantis have seen a lot in their four years. But they're not prepared for the chaos two Slayers, two witches, a Seer and team leader Xander bring in their wake...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by glue and tar reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Project Gethinator by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3849 - Favs: 8,110 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
31 Days of Xanderween Part Deux by Starway Man reviews
Thirty-one versions of Halloween, Xander-style. Fic-a-day series, COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,468 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2595 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 4,620 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Simple Twist Of Fate by Starway Man reviews
Cordelia was never supposed to come back to Sunnydale after Graduation. But what if, thanks to Xander, she did? COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,181 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Xander H., Cordelia C. - Complete
31 Days of Xanderween by Night Hunter MGS reviews
YAHF fic dedicated to the month of October, with Xander Harris in a different costume every story. NOW FINISHED!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10349 - Favs: 15,643 - Follows: 4,766 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete