Author has written 9 stories for Touhou Project, Soul Eater, Shugo Chara!, K-ON!/けいおん！, Mirror's Edge, Halo, and Team Fortress 2.
"NOVICE NOVICE NOVICE NOVICE NOVICE NOVICE NOVICE NOVICENOVICENOVICE-"
- You should know who this is. If you don't, you're a fucking NOVICE! NOVICENOVICENOVICE-
Name: Preferably Aqua or Erika. It works both ways!
Age: Ranging from ten to eighteen/10 to 18. Yes, I dare you to guess my age. ... Nah, it's twelve/12. Believe me, I ain't kidding. If I was, I'd be saying a few months old!
Gender: Well, I'm a girl. ... That was one problem solved.
Homeland: It's Singapore, people. I'm a loyal citizen of the LITTLE RED DOT. But I don't speak Singaporean. I speak DEFINITE PROPER ENGLISH.It's different from Singapore's derivative of the English language, S'inglish, which is really (in my opinion and of course I wouldn't want to express any means of offense towards my own country) just intolerable when I hear them speak. It's like hearing a screeching chalkboard.
Appearance: I also wouldn't dare to share a lot of information so I'm putting everything in obvious and general answers. What is my height? Well, I'm probably as tall as a ninth grade student I was the third tallest girl in class! And I still am today. Well, that is, until I go for Secondary and High school. By then I would be inferior about other people's heights. What is my weight? Nah, this is kinda normal to say it out loud. I'm below 50 kg. Heavy, right? I thought so too! I'm not really ashamed of myself... ironically.
What is my hair color? My dear child, like almost every Singaporean, our hair color stays constant as BLACK~! Of course, I'm willing to grow long hair until it reaches those two lumps on my back I feel when I move and exert my arms in whacky movements and motions. It's born to be curly, my mother says. What is my eye color? Again, like almost EVERY Singaporean, we always have black, brown, and grey eyes! Of course, mine are like those chocolate brownies.Yum yum.
Likes: I'll try to categorize in the following sections below.
To tell the truth, I'd eat anything that is edible. I like fruit salads, chicken kebabs, you name it. I enjoy eating pizza and everything cheese. I'm a cheese lover, milk lover and ice cream lover- Okay, you know what? I'm a dairy product lover! I eat Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream at least five times a year! It's just damn expensive. Like... 20 bucks for just a cup of ice cream. Nevertheless, it's worth it anyway. I also love drinking Starbucks coffee and and I really do like coffee, like a lot. At my age... people tell me I'm weird because I'm the only one in my WHOLE SCHOOL who drinks coffee the most. I'm proud to say, I'm a coffee addict!
Casual clothing is my style frankly. I just love those clothes the businessmen wear. Besides, us Singaporeans- we- we always wear typical shirts, jeans, shorts and plain ol' slippers! I am disgusted. I always go out covered (of course at such times I would wear skirts or hugging jeans which are alright because they only expose a bit above the knee and mostly the lower half of the legs, unless the half's covered) in tights and school-style T-shirts or even long-sleeved one when it's raining. I seldom wear hats but on some occasions, I do make an effort to wear one. Heh, I just love them hats! Also, I have the tendency to run around in combat boots. People say to me why I wear those just because I was born a girl. I typically reply, "They're not like sneakers (even though I also adore sneakers) and when you wear them, you can do parkour much more easily AND you can have POWER OVER PEOPLE! Now bow down to me! (I kicked anyone who dares opposes me)"
TV Shows -
Disney Channel in Asia is officially ruined. I don't dare watch it again, but I do for the movies at half past seven in the evening. Besides, the reality TV shows are just hideous. Hannah Montana can kiss my ass! Anyway, I still watch FOX and FOX Crime as well as AXN, FX, SyFy and Warner TV. The documentaries I see are also from such channels from Discovery to Animal Planet. I prefer watching young-adult/adult rated TV shows. Of course, I just plainly skip those adult-rated EXPLICIT scenes. Don't care about them, after all. W-Wait, and I do watch the news. I don't forget to watch them, I swear! Besides, I just enjoy White Collar, Criminal Minds, River Monsters, NCIS, CSI, KDABRA, Bones, Air Crash Investigation, Dogfights and Archer far too much that I sometimes forget to watch and find out what's happening all over the world... Ha ha... Ha... Ha. Ahem.
Oh and here's a list of movies I love watching: Full Metal Jacket (First movie I have ever seen at 4 years old!~), District 9, Pixar's Movies, War of the Worlds, Alien vs Predators, Matrix, Resident Evil Saga, Legion, Coma the 4-part series, The Other Guys, and MORE.
Wait, there's games too XD: Halo REACH, Halo 3:ODST, Halo 3, Halo CE and 2, Assassin's Creed - Brotherhood, Serious Sam, Black Ops, Modern Warfare, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Red Dead Redemption, Borderlands, Fallout - LAS VEGAS, Team Fortress 2, AND MORE.
Talents: I'm really talented in a lot of stuff. So, like Likes, I'm categorizing.
Ah, wait. First, let me tell you about my school progress! ... In Singapore, we were dumber than fifth graders. We do not understand geography or even world history until we reach High School. Of course, I still have my cards for my academical studies! And they're all full houses. I achieve FULL A-stars for Mathematics, As (Not 'as', but the A-grade) for English and Science along with some A-minus for my other languages like German and French (those two were tuition languages, I swear). I only had B+ for my Malay language. Ugh.
MUSICAL SKILLS -
However, I also excel in my piano skills. I'm currently in Grade 7 and is now learning a lot and whole lot of sight-reading and oral. No, seriously. I have to practice both my eyesight, responsive skills and my voice projection too. Thankfully, I have a PIANO PARTNER to aid me! And he's a pervert. ... Yeah. I quit violin playing a long time ago and I stopped at Grade 4. Yeah, big waste of my time BUT I still have my violin and I do play some tunes for the kindergarten pupils once in a while. There was the music lessons in class where I was one of the lucky ones to sing songs for the class. Yeah, I'm the one of the best singers in class and my voice-box needs some pills after every god damn lesson. But I really do love being in the limelight. He he. I'm a showoff.
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I am that type of person who hates flaming reviews but appreciate constructive reviews that involve clever criticism. Also, if your story is bad, I won't hesitate to give you points and tips within a polite and friendly review. That is how the world is supposed to be. But it's not all the time anyway.
Still, I'm one of those who give a heart to be encouraging yet being a critic-eye at the same time.
(* Italicized = My OTPs / Underlined = LOVE / Normal = Meh. It's alright.)
Umineko No Naku Koro Ni - Battler x Beatrice, Lambdadelta x Bernkastel, Ange x Amakusa, Kanon x Jessica, Shannon x George, Erika x Dlanor, Virgilia x Ronove AND Virgilia x Gaap
Devil May Cry - Trish x Dante, Vergil x Lady, Nero x Kyrie, Dante x Lady, Eva x Sparda AND Vergil x Nevan
Touhou - Remilia x Flandre, Sakuya x Meiling, Mokou x Kaguya, Koishi x Satori, Marisa x Alice, Marisa x Patchouli, Yuyuko x Youmu, Suwako x Cirno, Kanako x Sanae
Mirror's Edge -(ONE PAIRING! XD) - Jacknife x Faith.
- THE SITE NEEDS MORE PAIRINGS --dies-- -
Halo - Kat x Carter (Ultimate FAVE), Veronica (DARE) x Edward (BUCK), Cortana x John-117 and (CRACK! BIPOLAR CRACK! :D I LOVE IT) Miranda x Johnson AND (Gay people. Yaoi) Jun x Emile. CRACK COUPLE
-Literature or Stories, take your PICK-
I am really, really suffering from a MAJOR writer's block. I may not even continue my stories! I don't have the exact mood to even write a single word on my scripts. It's annoying, REAL annoying. I even have insomnia because of it which probably explains why I overslept on school days. But anyway, let's talk about my upcoming new oneshots and stories.
I'm trying to do Devil May Cry, but I'm afraid I might get the characters OOC and make a sudden persona out of them, likewise for Hetalia. I got the ideas from some songs on Youtube that I keep imagining music videos almost all the way! Sometimes I may use the names of the songs for my stories~ I'm PLANNING TO WRITE ABOUT FIFTEEN STORIES and my life will be complete. :D
Title : Packaging 'Odd' Business (Idea from the song - Wait, there's no song!)
Category : Halo 3 ODST :D
Characters : Buck, Dare, Romeo, Dutch, Mickey, Vergil -THE HURAGOK- and the Rookie - THE COOKIE -
Rating : T for SWEARING
Genre : Friendship, Humor (May include some Buck x Dare)
Summary : All oddity is packed into a small package everyone keeps. Open it which all spells dirty business. Helljumpers ain't getting enough of it, only the Spartans do. //SHORT STORIES. MAY INCLUDE BUCK/DARE. R&R!//
CHAPTERS ( MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN ORDER ):
1. Sleep Tight, Tinkerbell (DONE)
2. Invitations Aren't Always Clear (DONE)
3. Sizzling MY Bait, Not Yours (DONE)
4. Postcards On the Jackass Mobile (IN PROGRESS)
5. Recipe For a Perfect ODST (IN PRODUCTION)
6. Daylight Dancer Is Daylight Cancer (IN PRODUCTION)
7. Blue is THE New Green, My Friend (IN PRODUCTION)
8. Champagne On the Rocks(IN PRODUCTION)
9. Nobody Likes You, So Shut Up (IN PRODUCTION)
10. Keep it Clean and Dirty! (IN PRODUCTION)
Title: A Spartan's SOLACE
Category: Halo - REACH
Characters: Ahaha, EVERY CHARACTER IN NOBLE TEAM~! Plus John, Cortana, Johnson, Halsey, Keyes, blah.
Rating: T for violence
Genre: Suspense/Action and HUMOR~ (Slight romance for Kat x Carter and Halsey x Keyes. Oh wait, plus John x Cortana too.)
CHAPTERS (MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN ORDER AND ACCORDING TO LEVELS):
1. -prologue- Say My Name, Lieutenant (Reach) DONE!
2. Priority: Reuniting Allies (Autumn) DONE!
3. Remembrance: The Unlimited (Autumn) IN PROGRESS.
4. Patch: Artificial Structures (Autumn/ Pre-Halo)
5. Probability: May or May Not Be (Halo)
6. Competition: Know Your Knife (Halo)
7. Range: Love at First Sight (Halo)
8. Deja Vu: During Nightfall (Truth and Reconciliation)
9. Invasion: The Resting Beast (Truth and Reconciliation)
10. Break: The Captain's Hat (Truth and Reconciliation)
11. Dawn: In War, Per Se (Pre-The Silent Cartographer)
Title: U.N Owen?! The Milk Advert
Category: Halo - REACH and Touhou - Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
Characters: Flandre Scarlet (U.N Owen), Noble Six, Emile, Jun, Kat, Jorge, Carter
Rating: T for some, erm, funny stuff.
Genre: Adventure and HUMOR~
Summary: Thinking, thinking... THINKING.
CHAPTERS: (In spellcard order)
0. Prologue: Unknown Milk Bottle
1. Taboo: Cranberry Trap
2. Taboo: Lävatein
3. Taboo: Four of a Kind
4. Taboo: Kagome, Kagome
5. Taboo: Maze of Love
6. Forbidden Barrage: Starbow Break
7. Forbidden Barrage: Catadioptric
8. Forbidden Barrage: Counter Clock
9. Secret Barrage: And Then There Will Be None? (THERE WILL BE CHAPTER NAME LIMIT. DAMN LIMITS.)
10. Q.E.D: Ripples of 495 Years
x - PROGRESS METER - x
+ - + - NOBLE Team: 365 Points to Destruction - + - +
ALPHA: Points 53 - 58 (0% JOTTING DOWN MAH IDEAS)
53. Descendants of the Everest Mountaineers (SS. Journalizm)
54. New Water Transport Prototypes (SS. Journalizm)
55. I'm not Paranoid, I'm Schizophrenic (Mineral-Tears)
56. Paying Them Our Respects, Kind Of (Fonte. AQUA)
57. Overcoming Noise Pollution (Fonte. AQUA)
58. The Moa-1 Formula Race of Epic Proportions (Mineral-Tears)
ALPHA: Points 59 - 65 (JOTTING, JOTTING)
59. Strolling Through the Kuta-infested Fields (Anonymous)
60. Swift Green Shadow in the Dark Zone (Mineral-Tears)
61. The Poltergeist Office Level, PART 1 of 4 (SS. Journalizm and Fonte. AQUA)
62. The Poltergeist Office Level, PART 2 of 4 (SS. Journalizm and Fonte. AQUA)
63. I Don't Do Guilt, Colonel (Mineral-Tears)
64. Behold, The Flawless Cranberry Trap V.20 (Fonte. AQUA)
65. Eye-drops for the Sore Eyes (Fonte. AQUA)
ALPHA: Points 66 - 72 (I love Jotting)
66. The Poltergeist Office Level, Part 3 of 4 (SS. Journalizm and Fonte. AQUA)
67. The Poltergeist Office Level, Part 4 of 4 (SS. Journalizm and Fonte. AQUA)
68. Knives, a Chocolate Bunny and Two Spartans (FalloutGirl3)
69. The Lone Wolf's Identity, Revealed! (FalloutGirl3)
70. Since When Did Those Two Had a Sex Change? (FalloutGirl3)
71. Santa Jorge's Coming For You, Commander (FalloutGirl3)
72. And Then He Woke Up To Find His Helmet Missing, PART 1 of 3 (FalloutGirl3)
MONTH'S EDITION IS : JUNE 2011
Calendar Highlights: Holidays and SUMMER TIME
Color Spectrum: Green, White, Blue
Treats: Pastries. Latte. Sweet stuff and sandwiches with beef.
Song: Nebula by Hatsune Miku (I love the addicting Techno sound)
x- NOBLE Team: 365 Points to Destruction
So far, I'm making progress. Well, I'm seeking help from my online people! So, feel free to send me a message via Fanfiction PM! Six, Jorge, Emile, Jun, Kat and Carter are always present in all chapters. Not a single member will lose out in the points to SALVATION- wait, destruction. Whoopsy oWo
x- Spartan's SOLACE
Well, I gotta correct everything. But I dun have time. Hopefully my teachers will give me mercy and give me time to write some stories for myself. Or not my life will be incomplete. Thanks to Bradley McCloud for pointing out REALLY BAD mistakes. This is what happens when I don't read the books while I'm writing. I'm working on Shilva and Six's meeting!
Fiction: Noble Pair by Firerwolf
Artist: Martin O' Donnell / Michael Salvatori (STILL)
Book: For the Love of Norton by Peter Gethers and The Judas Gate by John Higgins
Game: Halo - REACH, Assassin's Creed - Brotherhood, Dead Space 2, Portal 2 and Alice - Madness Returns (kyaa!)
The Universe (HISTORY)
1000 Ways to Die (FOX)
River Monsters (National Geographic)
Lucky Toy: The Companion Cube, the Piece of Eden and my recorder (GERMAN, BIATCH.)
Worst Week EVER: So far none...
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