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Joined 05-21-10, id: 2371957, Profile Updated: 06-06-10
Author has written 7 stories for Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme), Gakuen Alice, Dragon Age, Castle, and Inuyasha.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (I'm not going to lie, this one is kind of true. )
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm an introvert, so I must be rude, anti-social and a nerd. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(half of me is)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Gorgeous, actually.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(That's my other half. And I hate tea and cricket and I don't sound posh. trust me)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I curse, A LOT.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I'm ugly so I must be uncool

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

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Fakir and Duck Afterstory by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
He's so mean! Fakir never listens to me and always keeps me locked in his room. I may be just a duck, but I have feelings too! Geez, nothing has changed. The prince got his happy ending, but where's mine?...What's this? A story about me? This title...
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,360 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Ahiru, Fakir
The Beloved of Andraste by JaphirTheGreenDragon reviews
Set in 9:27 Dragon, a small adventure involving a young Anders, templars, qunari, and elves. Oh and a mysterious girl whose mother is not all she seems. Honestly? This is random crap off the top of my head so I hope you enjoy! Please review and let me know what you think!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Anders - Complete
Dear Derek by Madame Lapin reviews
written for Romantic Movie Title Prompts:derek's going to serve his coutnry and Spencer gave him a surprise in his bag
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Becoming Stone by Shadow of Light reviews
Shayle Cadash volunteers to join the Legion of Steel. Paragon Caridin agrees, and turns her into a golem.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Shale, Caridin - Complete
Wherever She Goes by The Crow and the Butterfly reviews
The beginnings, the endings, and the bits in-between. T/M. 09: "You know what our problem is?" Tsubasa replies. "Our problem is that we have too many problems."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,177 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Tsubasa A., Misaki H.
Fair Play by The Crow and the Butterfly reviews
In which Tono manages to make a game of cards a bit more interesting. "Humiliating how?" he asked, chuckling at her expression. "Humiliating as in you've just thrown your bra on the ground, or humiliating as in I'm kicking your ass at Uno?" One-shot.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Misaki H., Akira T. - Complete
Time Squared by ryhoyarbie reviews
The Ghostbusters keep on repeating the same events over again and have to find a way to solve the problem.
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
A Rich Love by Blue -Niagra reviews
When you're in love, may the richness envelope you so that you can experience the greatness of life... NxM Complete!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,899 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Void by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
You wouldn’t mind cleaning up his messes for the rest of your life if Izumi was around to make them. Yukihara family. Spoilers/Canon. #16
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Izumi Y., High School Principal - Complete
I Need Chocolate! by maple the wacky tree reviews
Yuka's going through that time of the month again, but what happens when Narumi "accidentally" feeds her some old Valentine's Day chocolate? Rated T for safety. narumiXyuka shikiXyuka oneshot
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Narumi, Shiki - Complete
God Forgive Me by ToryTigress92 reviews
An AU of the scene after the wedding, when Rochester is trying to persuade Jane to stay. Oneshot.
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2009 - [E. Rochester, Jane E.] - Complete
The Story of Censors by Wrath of Athena reviews
This is the story of the attempt to uncensor the censored, especially when both Natsume Hyuuga and Ruka Nogi are feeling really horny towards their love interest, Mikan Sakura. Who will be able to claim the girl first? NxM RxM ahead!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Mikan Wears A Bra by Wrath of Athena reviews
Puberty takes its toll! Mikan grows up with Natsume constantly insulting her flat chest. When someone made Mikan’s chest size bigger, wearing a bra didn’t seem such a big deal...except Natsume & Ruka who dislike the unwanted attention she gets! NxMxR.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,270 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
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Waiting for sunshine reviews
A prequel to my earlier story 'Good Advise' You don't need to read that one before though. Mikan And Natsume meet six years after graduating form the academy and going there separate ways. Will love bloom once again? Not without some help from friends...
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hotaru I., Mikan S., Natsume H., Ruka N.
Isaac Hawke reviews
Delve into the world of Issac Hawke, a mage-hating mage as this story traces his journey through Kirkwall's many seasons with a gorgeous pirate by his side.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Hawke (M), Isabela
Bonds of Blood and Fire reviews
A story that follows our favorite characters through their journey for the jewel shards, with an unusual twist. Our favorite characters have been trapped by a very cunning demon. What does it want from them? How will they escape? InuyashaxKagome, MirokuxSango, Possibly SesshomaruxRin.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Agility
When the CEO of a top corporation is found murdered in his own home, Castle and Beckett are thrust into the world of the corporate politics and society wives. Set right after the fourth episode of season 1, I wanted to explore the relationship between two of our favorite characters from a fresh perspective
Castle - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,660 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
6 people like your post reviews
What happens when your favourite Dragon Age characters are hooked onto Facebook, between battling darkspawn and solving various quests. An old style, humorous action adventure, with a modern day technological twist. Click the above link to find out more.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Alistair, Cousland
Bygone horror reviews
When a strange outlandish ghost strikes their turf, the extreme ghost busters are stumped with the challenge of capturing this one for try as they might, it seems that the bygone... is not so easily forgotten.
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010
Good Advise reviews
There's nothing better than a friend's advise, especially when you really want something. One shot. Warning: Some adult content.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
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