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Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing.

"What would you do if you knew you could not fail?" I forget who said it, deal with it.

Honestly, I'd take over the world and declare carrying a tooth brush in your back pocket in Chicago on Labor Day a hate crime.

I'm just your average teenaged sociopath with an unhealthy love of anything and everything Dracula no matter how incredibly awesome or disgustingly cheesy and stupid. As some of you Spanish speakers out there may have guessed from my username, I'm a bit of a loner and honestly wouldn't remember to socialize with my fellow hu-mon creatures if I didn't have school.

Despite my lack of stories at the moment, I've been writing on fan fiction for nearly five years now *eyes popping out of my head thinking about that fact*. I've grown a lot as a writer in general and a person, as all of us do, and have subsequently thrown out 100% of my old stories, changed my username to something less stupid(twice), and am now beginning anew.

I am possibly my harshest critic. If I allow myself to brood on my own work too much I'm often prone to scraping it and never touching the idea again. I also am trying to get over this problem I have with being absolutely unable to finish anything for the life of me.

Hellsing: Started watching this around the same time I joined this site, but I was always too intimidated by its sheer awesomeness to write anything for it before now. Unfortunately, Alucard has influenced my development as a person in general far more than what is healthy. All my friends treat me like I'm some kind of immortal monster, namely because I kind of act that way most of the time.

This is definitely my favorite anime of all time, and possibly my favorite thing in general. I've watched every episode of the awful anime, read every chapter of the manga, and have seen every episode of the OVA dubbed and subbed at least a hundred times. Yes, I may need help, but at least I've reached the first step of admitting that I have a problem.

From the Vampiric Council regarding Stephanie Meyer

Council Chambers
Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide
1431 Wallachia Ave.
Sighisoara, Transylvania

From the Council Chambers of the Association of Vampiric Activities Worldwide

Regarding those of the Vampire race in the Cullen family and the now-former human Isabella Swan, with the following issues brought before Stephanie Meyer.

It has come to our attention that your creation's popularity among humans - particularly adolescent females - has been on the rise as of late. While we do respect those promoting our kind who achieve fame and glory, we nevertheless must hold you accountable for promoting several grievous misconceptions about our race.

Grievance the First: Lifestyle

It has been discovered through various interviews with readers and fans that you claim the following: Vampires do not sleep, breathe, or eat. Additionally, you state that Edward Cullen drinks animal blood to avoid biting humans. To begin, Vampires should generally sleep in a coffin containing the soil of their homeland. It is not a necessity, but it is highly recommended to preserve vitality. This is a fact that has been laid down since the time of our most ancient ancestor Ch'thon. The concept of not needing to breathe is foolish. Certainly the more powerful among us consider breathing a hobby, however a study of the Cullen family reveals that none of them are at such a level. The consumption of animal blood is something you are only partially correct on. It is common knowledge that nothing can surpass 100 percent genuine virgin blood in terms of performance enhancement. Animal blood works in emergencies, but fresh human blood - preferably virgin - is the status quo.

Furthermore, if our kind were to feed solely on animals with lower-quality blood, feedings would increase and it would cause potential instability in the planetary food chain and we could all very well end up extinct.

Grievance the Second: Method

Your portrayal of Edward Cullen in particular is a slight affront to our race. He is described using reference from the novels in the following way:

"Edward, like all Vampires in the Twilight series, possesses superhuman beauty, strength, speed, endurance, and agility. His scent and voice are enormously seductive, so much so that he occasionally sends Bella into a pliant daze entirely by accident."

Our abilities do vary, so thankfully the idea of Edward being a fast mover is not an affront to us. The rest of the description, however, we take exception to. While the idea of our race being a sexual one by nature is indeed true, Vampires are quite adept at restraint of libido. We remain unobtrusive as need dictates, and merely charming when appropriate. Methods of seduction are to be employed against humans only when a Vampire has reached a state of mental maturity. The idea that Edward - being so young mentally - practically radiates lust is ridiculous. If Isabella Swan is indeed swooning around one such as him, the cause is more than likely akin to a pungent smother than an aromatic caress.

A requested message from Proinsias Cassidy states that one need not "look like a total (expletive deleted) wanker t'get some (expletive deleted)." To express things more eloquently, we wish you would cease writing things in an apparent state of self-induced arousal.

Grievance the Third: Concerning Isabella Swan

As is most likely obvious by now, the brunt of our displeasure with you seems to focus on Edward Cullen. Also of concern to us is your handling of the human Isabella Swan. While member Seras Victoria points out that Vampires can indeed fall in love with humans, such likelihood seems to fade as the Vampire grows more accustomed to their lifestyle. The near-immediate conversion to a Vampiric state to further develop a relationship is permissible and indeed encouraged. Unfortunately in your story, it seems it takes most of the series before this happens.

By all rights, only a fresh Vampire would be so hesitant to turn the target of their affection to their kind, as they would still cling to humanity. You state that Edward has been alive since the early 1900's. He should have shed such a connection to Humanity by this time. Furthermore, Vampires are generally not driven to attempt suicide simply because of badly-handled romantic situations.

Grievance the Fourth: Concerning Power

Stated above, powers do vary within, and a Vampire's abilities may even change as they gain power and status.

Default Vampire powers are the following:
Increased strength
Increased speed
Enhanced senses
Telepathy
Familiars among the animal kind and limited shapeshifting of a related nature

Note that some Vampires may not possess these abilities, and some may possess others. Edward's current lineup of abilities is largely satisfactory, although we must state that no human is immune to a Vampire's telepathy. The idea of 'injecting venom into the heart' to convert a human to a Vampire is nonsense. Drinking a humans blood first renders them weak, and if a human is severely drained by a Vampire, only then do they themselves become a Vampire.

Additionally, the concept of Vampires having such varied powers among their own kind for the reason you describe is largely ridiculous. Vampires gain and perfect powers as they mature. Please realize that the varied capabilities of the Volturi are primarily telepathic in basic nature, and that the elementalist abilities of the Egyptian Coven's member Benjamin is more akin to the misrepresented nature of the so-called 'ninjas' of "Naruto" rather than the true abilities of any Vampire.

Furthermore, the idea of Vampires sparkling in sunlight is seen by us as truly nothing more than a foolish plot device. The most powerful of us are merely annoyed by sunlight, while the vast majority would - as member Proinsias Cassidy describes - "go up like six tons of Symtex."

Further Comments:

President Vlad Dracula would like to state that even if you were a virgin he would not drink from you, for it would only sully our race.

Member Proisias Cassidy's message has been removed due to generally inappropriate language.

Member Saya Otonashi commends you on including a character who wishes to become a Vampire, however she feels offended that such a character would change so swiftly and practically throw her character away when changing so.

Member Angelus advises that the next time Edward Cullen feels jilted in his love life, that he try to sort out the problem himself.

Member Louise de Pointe du Lac recalls his own experience in Human-Vampire relations and cannot help but wonder how Isabella might have fared if she had met Lestat.

Member Seras Victoria wishes she could sparkle in the sunlight too. She has been reprimanded.

Council Notes:

-We must commend you on the concept of the Volturi, although we find their policies regarding knowledge of our kind and dislike of Vampire children to be largely pointless.

-In anticipation of potential backlash regarding oddities among our own race, we wish to settle the following disputes here and shortly. First, concerning the unique nature of Vampires in Saya Otonashi's place of residence, human experimentation has muddled our kind their. The Chiropteran and Cavalier race are genetic deviants. Secondly, Proinsias Cassidy has quietly informed us that he had his fangs filed into normal incisors so as to avoid unwanted attention among humans. Furthermore, Louise de Pointe du Lac has commented on a new Vampire's need to bite and drink from the one who created them. This is not a necessary act and it has been concluded that this is an act done by some to give a Vampire their first blood until they are strong enough to feed themselves.

-In reference to your typical styles of romance, we have made contact with huntress Selene concerning her escapades with the Lycanthrope race.

-We are aware that the Count currently living on Sesame st. as well as Count Chocula do not conform to the standards set by the Council, however their actions and lifestyle are acceptable as they are useful for drawing in children.

-It is the esteemed belief of this Council that in cinematic portrayals of our race, Bela Lugosi and Tom Cruise make far better Vampires than Robert Patterson.

Sincerely,
Vladimir Dracula, Count (President)
Proinsias Cassidy (Head of Human Relations Department)
Saya Otonashi (Deputy Head of Human Relations Department)
Angelus (Redemptions and Counseling)
Louise de Pointe du Lac (Chief Historian)
Seras Victoria (Head of Security)

Post-script: Should you happen to be in contact with the esteemed Mr. Richard O'Brien before we are, please remind him that Transylvania is not 'trans-sexual', and we have no record of 'sweet transvestites' living here. The tourists are becoming annoying.

Post the Council's letter in your profile if you completely agree with them. I know I do.

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Tabby Cat by EvilVampireDucky reviews
"I have no effing idea as to why you are dressed in the Victorian Era's fashion. The last time I had my head screwed on right, it was Saturday, July 2, 2011." Seb/OC Sebastian/OC Manga/Anime combo verse. High Teen. -Updated: NEW CHAPTER April/11th
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 245,710 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/11/2011 - [Sebastian M., OC] Ciel P.
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Howl's Moving Castle: In Which Fortune is Embraced by LadyAbnoba reviews
This FanFic and its characters are based upon the wonderful works of the late Miss Jones. Also, thank you for all of your kind comments! I assure you that I will find more time to write now that the weather here has been as soggy and dreary as ever! I must be off now, warm cup of coffee in hand, holding my umbrella against the watery wind. See you soon dear reader.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,164 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Howl, Sophie H.
Archangel Ascendant by TheManWithAPlan reviews
He left Omega as Garrus Vakarian, he returned as the Archangel. To those who would harm the innocent, beware his wrath. Part 6: Simultaneity: Events may seem to occur in tandem, but change the viewpoint, and they occur in sequence. In one day four will meet, three will fight, many will die, and worlds will burn in the name of liberty. The Archangel must learn to rise again.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 121,483 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
I Know, You Know by RisemboolRanger reviews
Gee Shidou, private eye, is working on her biggest case yet. Is she happy to be working alongside the world's greatest detective when it's really getting her competitive streak going? Or can she learn how to bend and embrace his deceptions? L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,415 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/21/2011 - L
NoLife King by kriitikko reviews
Follows the life of Dracula, from his days as Vlad Tepes to his servitude as Alucard. Some IntegraxAlucard in later chapters. My first Hellsing fic, please read and review. NOW COMPLETE.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 84,986 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Forgotten by God Of Twilight reviews
She was different from most girls. Unlike them, she had forgotten her reason to be here. All she had wanted was to escape the crimson numbers and names, and that included staying away from the Kira case, not fearing, but avoiding. She almost did. Until an unfortunate bus hijacking changed her life, forcefully. LxOCxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,977 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Light Y., L, BB
Fee Fye Foe Fum by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't what he expected. SebastianOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 286,925 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Fated Encounter by Female Heero Yuy reviews
D is used to alot of unusual encounters during his journey. But never has he ever encountered something as unsual as this. Especially when he ends up being captured in the process. Mixed with some Bram Stoker's Dracula people. But not really a crossover.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,578 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 4/7/2009
Six Months by SirIntegrity reviews
After a routine check-up, Integra is given a five-month notice before her death. But she doesn't feel like she's getting worse...in fact, she'd never been so capable. R&R
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Integra, Alucard
Zelda Enchanted by Principessa Dell'Opera reviews
Link, Prince of Heroes. Midna, Twilight Exile. Sheik, powerful Sheikah warrior. Zelda, the lady cursed with obedience from her birth. When darkness descends, these four learn that all is fair in love and war.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 160,512 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Zelda, Link
10 by Alustriel Silverhand reviews
Hundreds of vampires. Ten children. One vampire hunter. The story that Polk told to the folks of the town of Galuisa only scrapped the surface. Here is the story in all its bloody glory, a tale of D's greatest challenge and tragedy. Read on.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010
The NoLife Queen by Metropolis Kid reviews
Can one kind hearted, young English woman turn the heart of a beastly king and save her people from destruction? An AlucardxSeras fic set in an alternate reality where Dracula succeed in his conquest of England and vampires rule the land. Rated T for now.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,777 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Castlevania: Eternal Sorrow by Psychotic Vampiric reviews
This is my first Fanfic! This takes place one year after the events of DoS. Andrew Gold has been called upon to investigate the first appearence of Eternal Night after almost a millenia. What he discovers there may be more than he can handle.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/14/2006
Source of Food by BulletsforValentine reviews
Could Alucard kill her? She already knew that he couldn't. But, did he knew whether Sir Integra can kill him? They both knew. And so how they ended it. Completed. You're free to review.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,665 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Recollection by gingg reviews
Mari Renard x Alucard; A young Maria turns 17, changing her entire lifestyle as she reunites with a familiar damphir.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alucard, Maria R.
Youth and Innocence by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
A series of one-shots. Lisa Tepes's life, to her death. Rated for later one-shots.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,093 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Lisa T., Dracula
Mine Again by Light1 reviews
Taking control of Soma Dracula takes back what is his, but will Alucard bend, break or fight.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Dracula, Alucard - Complete
Past Mistakes by Light1 reviews
Genya knows he must end it but can he kill an innocent to save the world
Castlevania - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Castlevania Land by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
A few Dark Priests have the excellent idea of raising Castlevania in Disney World. Fortunately for the theme park industry, there's a Belmont on the inside. And dressed as Goofy. The world is doomed.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Dracula
Lumos Invictus by BladedDragon reviews
An amazon and a necromancer. Two very different people from different walks of life. What will happen to them as they quest to defeat the evils threatening the world of Sanctuary and pick up some others along the way?
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 221,545 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Heir to the Night by Mallic reviews
An adolescent and amnesic Alucard is living as part of a farming family, his adoptive parents having been unable to bear children of their own. He knows that he's very different from them, however, when his real father's castle appears...
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Alucard, Dracula
Maskless Masquerade by Kitt Chaos reviews
AU. Loosely connected to the story Insult of the Right Hand. The Lord of All Vampires ponders humanity as he enjoys an unwholesome glee in the Halloween role he has devised for Himself.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Tryst with a Toaster by Samalander reviews
Alucard finds a new love close to home... But will he survive true love's embrace?
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 3/6/2002
En Medias by Fox in the Stars reviews
My version of Alucard's life story, as he tells it. Alternate universe, does not fit with CV canon. Contains graphic violence, some sexual content, and loads of angst. Please rr. Formatting fixed.
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Complete
Symphony by Lady Aryun reviews
R for some swearing. This is my first CV fic, and I wrote it from Adrian's POV, so hopefully it's not TOO Skewed. ^-^
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2001
Children by Chameleon2 reviews
Sequel to Fighting Evil. Adrian and Maria have a son, Lysander, Adrian's father returns, and both Richter and the Dhampire will have to bring sacrifices...
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/28/2001 - Complete
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Sorōritās reviews
Seras Victoria, newly born vampire, had thought that the extent of her problems dealt with an insane vampire king and a sociopathic boss, but when she meets the oft ignored Lavinia, another vampire in the service of Hellsing, Seras must try not to tear apart her co-worker long enough to get through World War III. OC, No pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/27 - Seras, Alucard
The Angel of War reviews
Integra Hellsing is haunted by a shadow supposedly sent as a protector from her dead father. However, this shadow's intentions do not seem to be as pure as he claims, and soon Integra must battle with the Angel of War for her mortal life. The Phantom of the Opera, Hellsing style. One-sided (kinda sorta) AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/28 - Alucard, Integra