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Poll: Who - if any - of Harry's friends would you be interested in seeing undergo terrigenesis over the course of Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru? Note that Su and Hermione have been excluded for Reasons, and that just because your horse lose this race doesn't mean they might not have an X-gene... or something else awesome in their future. Vote Now!
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Joined 07-19-02, id: 237207, Profile Updated: 01-07-15
Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Thor, Brave, 2012, Avengers, Hellboy, Young Avengers, Power Rangers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Justice League, Mass Effect, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Avengers, Frozen, and Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Some of you may remember me or my stories from my decade and change on Twisting the Hellmouth. After a recent rules discussion essentially evolved into "we're okay with rules being punishment tools for people we don't like rather than anything useful", I decided to move on from the site. Given the nature of discussion in the moderator forum before I left? I would strongly recommend that anyone writing Marvel, Dr. Who, Warehouse 13, Sanctuary, or Harry Potter fanfiction - or in any other fandom that goes remotely near real individuals in its storylines - back up their stories. After all, if a user over there doesn't like you? All they need to do is complain, and the moderators will be happy to remove your story. Even if you're rewriting a scene that appeared in canon. Forewarned is forearmed.

Also, after putting in eleven years and pushing out dozens of stories - not all of which are on here yet, granted, but they do exist - I've decided to try and cover some of my living expenses by setting up a Patreon account. Right now, it - like my presence here - is a bit rudimentary in nature but I hope to begin populating my Activity Feed will all sorts of fun and exclusive tidbits for my patrons to enjoy. There is also one slots remaining at a $50/month tier that earn you the right to request bust shots of your favorite characters from my lovely and talented girlfriend. So far, one lucky gentleman has gotten art of the inestimable Peggy Carter along with Kat McKee from Everywhere I Go and Red, White, and Blue while another is going to receive the world's first look at two of the unique asari from Ex Astris Gloria. Imagine what you could get in their position...

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Death and Destruction by Kulkum reviews
Who can you trust? What happens when someone who trusts no one finds someone who cannot lie? And what if they're both a little crazy? Good times! (By popular demand, years later, more chapters are coming.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/9/2010 - U. Grunt, Jack
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,090 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
Pretty Good Year by HugoCogs reviews
At the end of the Reaper War, Liara T'Soni sits, brokenhearted and devastated; her unrequited love for Commander Shepard repeatedly rejected after three long years. She can't help but think that her life is over, but a certain understanding Communications Specialist is about to show her that the next year could be the best of her life.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,309 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Liara T'Soni, Samantha T.] Javik, Aethyta - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,890 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 4,302 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Thessian Rhapsody by Theodur reviews
The Reapers and the Cerberus have been defeated, and the Galaxy is left to rebuild. But peace does not simply... happen. It still needs to be nurtured and fought for. Join Spectre Morgan Shepard, Liara T'Soni and their daughter in their post-war adventures, also featuring familiar faces like Aethyta, Aria, Tevos, Garrus, Tali, Miranda, Kasumi and many others.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 120 - Words: 640,747 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] - Complete
Antiheroine (Old) by vkerinav reviews
See: Antiheroine (Revised). Events of ME1. A radicalized Kara Shepard goes rogue, but not like you think, as she struggles to solves questions of loyalty and command in her own way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,340 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Shepard (F), OC - Complete
Seasons of Change by mutantlexi reviews
Sometimes, you find the one. Sometimes she finds you, but the path to happiness is never easy.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Emma F./White Queen, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
The Lies that Bind by Zephros reviews
In the midst of his sixth year, Harry rescues Daphne Greengrass from an unpleasant fate. While innocent affection grows, a shadow has been cast into the Chosen One's life that might herald him down a darker path. A path his own actions may yet create.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Bright, Shiny Futures by stardust2002 reviews
After eight long years in transit, survivors of the holocaust hope to find their bright, shiny futures on Earth. What they do find surprises them all. LK,AR. Set 8 years after season 3, goes AU during Crossroads before Kara reappears. Rated T for sex.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 197,819 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo
Hell Eyes by Jezaray reviews
Harry was born cursed, but didn't know until he fell through a portal to another world. There people have wings and hate him for his curse, but it gives him power: power to change this new world as well as his own. AU after 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,613 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Time for Independence by Black's Phoenix reviews
AU: After the events of OOTP it is time for Harry to take control of his life with the aid of a few people. Will be HarryNarcissa and a couple of other girls with him. rating may change over time
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,710 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
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Another One Bites the Dust reviews
"I am Illyria the Merciless, God-King of the Primordium and Shaper of Things." "I am Groot!"
Crossover - Angel & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Illyria, Groot, Nebula, The Collector
Tales of Red, White, and Blue reviews
A voyage beyond the city limits of Sunnydale during the events of "Red, White, and Blue". NEWEST: Hockey Knight in Boston #1
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 1/31
When We Stand Together reviews
Dawn spent her first three years of high school on the mouth of hell. Compared to that, Reefside is practically a vacation…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Dawn S., Kira F.]
Óg Dìolairean reviews
"Nice rack, Xander." "…because getting compliments on tits I shouldn't even have isn't weird at all. Thanks, Kennedy."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,088 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Xander H., Kate B./Hawkeye, Cassie L./Stature
Harry Potter and the Cliché Stew reviews
Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,460 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 4/25 - Harry P.
Ten Costumes Cordelia Never Wore reviews
Explore a series of worlds where Cordelia passes up the cat costume in favor of something a bit more… interesting…
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/27 - Buffy S., Cordelia C., Harmony K., Willow R. - Complete
Grudge Match reviews
"Just out of curiosity, Maria, you were going to tell us about the other Maximoff sister... when, exactly?"
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/5 - [Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver] Captain America/Steve R., Skye/Daisy - Complete
Lunete reviews
"Potatoes wear jackets. This is a coat, Harry Potter, and a rather fetching one at that if I do say so myself. I thought about wearing it to Bill and Fleur's wedding, but I thought it might be a bit too muggle for that crowd."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/12 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Dawnie Does the Marvelverse reviews
Dawn Summers decides to disregard the Scoobies' advice and have a heart-to-heart with a vengeance demon. Adventures ensue.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 1/30 - Dawn S., Emma F./White Queen
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? STORY UNDER REVISION; please see the last chapter for info...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,049 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
How I Met Your Mothers reviews
"Well then, girls. Since it seems like Rachel needs a refresher course in the family's history, it sounds like you're going to get your wish. And since it's only eight o'clock? I might be able to sneak in more than just the story of how I met their moms…"
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Emma F./White Queen, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.] - Complete
Shots Fired reviews
The only thing Natasha is worse at than sniping with Patience and Time… is helping her daughters out with their love lives. (A "Dawnie Does the Marvelverse" spinoff and sequel to "Ho Ho No".)
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Bobbi M.] Skye/Daisy - Complete
Ex Astris Gloria reviews
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars, featuring more plot and less mustache twirling and harem-building. Harry/Luna
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,775 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Aria T'Loak
Tales of Asgard reviews
Loki has a cunning, cunning plan for her future. It would appear, though, that Amora is even more cunning. But is Loki willing to pay what Amora's requesting for her services? Lady Loki/Amora
Crossover - Thor & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Loki, Sif, Lorelei - Complete
Rule 63 reviews
In the midst of the Chitauri invasion, the Avengers get some help from an unexpected source…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/2
Ho Ho No reviews
Christmas comes but once a year, for which Bobbi Morse is eternally grateful. (A "Dawnie Does the Marvelverse" spinoff.)
Crossover - Avengers & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1 - [Bobbi M., Black Widow/Natasha R.] - Complete
You & Me & Her & the Bottle Makes Four reviews
Single, Willow heads to Vegas to indulge in some very clichéd behavior. But when it comes to embracing one cliché in particular, she decides it's time to go big or go home… (Willow/Elsa/Merida)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Willow R., Elsa] - Complete
Shot Through the Heart reviews
Fierce, independent, and a consummate lover of nature, Merida finds herself needing to answer one pressing question: how much does she enjoy the cold?
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Merida, Elsa] Anna - Complete
Better Than Drugs reviews
Tara's girlfriend stops by UC Sunnydale for a visit.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Tara M., Karen Starr/Kara Zor-L/Power Girl]
Dick in a Box reviews
Kennedy has a special Hanukkah box for Willow…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Kennedy, Willow R.] Dawn S., Illyria - Complete
Get Drunk and Be Somebody reviews
Xander's had to deal with a drunken witch before. The only thing worse? The Scarlet Witch's drunken son.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Xander H., OC, Cassie L./Stature]
Seasons of Change: Spring reviews
Everyone enjoys a good story about love triumphing over all. Dawn Summers is no different, especially when it involves her roommate Emma and Emma's hot girlfriend Jean.
Crossover - X-Men & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Emma F./White Queen, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix] [Anna Marie/Rogue, Dawn S.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shell of the God-King reviews
The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Illyria/Narcissa/f/f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,253 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Narcissa M.]
Agent Elle reviews
Black suits? Check. Black Ray-Bans? Check. Neuralyzer? …well, they've got something close enough…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Trigamy reviews
Xander had a bit too much to drink last night and wakes up a good deal less single than he started...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - [Xander H., Cassie L./Stature, Kate B./Hawkeye, OC]
Harry Potter and the Second Life reviews
Wishing upon a falling star, 17 year-old Harry ends up in the body of his 10 year-old self, in a world where nothing is quite the same. How will he handle being a 'normal' boy in an unknown world? LP/NM, JP/OC, SB/OC, the rest are still kids
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,228 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Quiet My Heart reviews
When the Ministry passes a particularly inane law, Hermione decides she too must obey… the letter of it. The spirit of it? Pfft. Based on the moronic 'I can't think of a real reason to ship someone with an evil character' marriage law challenge. Barely.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Hermione G.
Holly, Phoenix, Diamond, and Elm reviews
On a fateful Halloween, Harry Potter's parents fall to Voldemort and Harry becomes the Boy-Who-Lived. The affair attracts unwanted attention and the course of Harry's life is changed for the… stranger?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Emma F./White Queen, Harry P.
Soundtrack to Your Life reviews
In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Hermione G., Luna L.]
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