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Hey I'm Dani, and I am from the UK!

I have 2 annoying Siblings

I am Fluent in English, Sarcasm and Jibberish and Bitch.

I'm a full time retard, full time nerd and part time malteser

I'm not a good writer, but I write in hope that it will improve my writing to help with exams (well thats my excuse anyway;)

Favourite Foods: Chocolate Cake, Burritos and Tacos, Pizza

Favourite Books: I read so many books I dont even have a favourite

Favourite Movie: I watch so many movies I dont have one

Favourite T.V Shows: F.R.I.E.N.D.S , Glee, Vampire Diaries, Switched at Birth, 2 Broke Girls

Insights into the intellectual mind of Dani ;)

Does God exist?

I don't know. erm well... everyone thought that the world was created by God but apparently it was the big bang! What if God is like having a on going battle with the Devil?

Here's something! God, Good. Devil, Evil . So much similarity in spelling!

People say Rome wasn't built in a day, but apparently God built the world in 6 days. I 'm just chatting shit cause don't know what to talk about.

Well God created us so that we can learn to worship him in our human lives, that way when we die and go to 'heaven' we will trust him and be willing to do anything for him. So when we die he tells us we go to 'heaven' but the truth is we actually go into this war against Satan, now Satan and God are against each other in war, because they are both power hungry and want all the kingdoms, and us naive humans will probably fight on God's side. Why fight on someones side when they aren't even the same species as you? you wouldn't know how their mind would work so you wont have a faint idea what they are thinking about! (inbox me is you have a better answer for this Q, then I'll put it up)

Dee87's response:

I think God made us because he was bored. it's the main reason why people do things. why did you gamble? i was bored. why did you get high? i was bored. why did you discover evolution? i was bored. but maybe, it didn't take him 6 days or 7 days or whatever they're saying now. maybe, it's the only thing he does. maybe he just did everything already and so he decided to make our world. maybe it took him years. maybe he gave us a memory so that we think the world is so old but maybe he just finished putting it together yesterday.

Entertainment. Everyone needs it in some form or another. have you seen The Adjustment Bureau? it's a movie about these people in hats who basically control the universe. they have every detail in your life planned out. at 7:36 am, you must spill your coffee because then you'll have to change your shirt and you'll miss the bus and arrive a few minutes late to work where you would have met the love of your life. but by not having met the person, you will not get married and have their kid. maybe the child would have grown to become a terrible serial killer or started WWIII. so by spilling your coffee, you have triggered a domino effect that affects your life and the lives of others. anyways, back to the topic. entertainment. what if God manipulates every single person's life to his pleasing? what if he has every single detail written just to get a kick out watching it play out? what if we're just a pawn in his games?

Rene Descartes once said "i think, therefore i am." It refers to the paradigm that maybe this is all a dream. maybe we're all dreaming something different. maybe we're sleeping and just imagining everything and everyone. but in a dream, you're not really supposed to be able to think. but since we do think, it's not a dream. what if it was a dream? what if we think we can't think in dreams but we really do. we just don't know because the things going on in our dreams are telling us we can't. it's an interesting topic, dreams. have you seen the movie Inception? it's one of my favorite movies. it's about dreams. in the movie, trained professionals can go into your dreams to hack your mind and steal information. they create a the dream and it's really awesome. but if you do it too much, you lose the ability to dream naturally. so you become addicted to the artificial dreams. sometimes, you're lost in limbo and you start living the dream. you can no longer distinguish the difference between dreams and reality. in the dreams, you control everything. therefore, you must be able to think.

a quote Dee heard : what if the light you see when you die is you coming out of your mother, into another life?

Normal people call themselves fat and call skinny people anorexic, in a mean way, but the normal people are trying to be like the 'anorexics' anyway.

Japan earthquake :5,000 die we're horrified
Africa, aprox. 16,000 children die every 5 seconds, not counting adults...

School was actually created so that kids wouldn't hang around on the streets no more having fun, cause the selfish parents we upset that their kids got to have lots of fun and they don't, because of these selfish parents now going to school is mandatory and we have to work at every age.

Interesting weird facts:

When you sneeze your organs stop for a millisecond.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

Babies cannot cry technically, they don't produce tears for atleast 3 weeks, in some cases 4 or 5 months!

Dani xx

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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 93 - Words: 658,631 - Reviews: 17954 - Favs: 8,111 - Follows: 8,570 - Updated: 9/27/2020 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,354 - Reviews: 20545 - Favs: 13,175 - Follows: 7,321 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's a New Bella in Town: Forks by Lily Rose Marie reviews
Sequel to There's a New Bella in Town: Italy. Bella was an ugly duckling when she left Forks after being bullied/traumatized by the Cullens & Hales. Now, she's apart of the Volturi & returns to Forks transformed, with her new Volturi lover & friends for support. Edward wants to get on Bella's good side, but Bella has only one thing on her mind: REVENGE! More drama/love disasters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,003 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bella, Demetri, Edward, Emmett
Freedom's Rise by Michelle Amethyst reviews
Nominated for the "Everything's Bigger in Texas Awards". Bella's very special and draws the attention of Maria in 1927. She meets Jasper and Peter and swears revenge on Maria for taking everything from her.But revenge is a delicate thing to achieve.AU JXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,148 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother (Victoria) and evil stepsisters (Jessica and Lauren) and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,884 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's a New Bella in Town: Italy by Lily Rose Marie reviews
Bella has been the victim of Edward's violent bullying for too long. She packs up, leaving Charlie and her brother Emmett behind before heading to Italy to start a new life. The Cullens tore Bella down but she will build herself back up with love and friendship from the Volturi clan. This is a tale of their adventures. Bella/Demetri. OCs. Brief violence/sexuality/language. Revised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Demetri, Edward, Emmett - Complete
Stepping Swan Lake by StarStrellaStar reviews
After her mother died, Bella stopped dancing Ballet. Instead she found comfort in street dance and made new friends. After she got in trouble again, her father decided to ship her off to a Ballet School. "I wasn't that girl anymore. How could he do this to me if he knew very well why I had chosen a new path?" A new school far away from home, new friends and new pointe shoes...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,480 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Edward, Bella
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Teenage Delinquent by LizzyCullenxx reviews
Delinquent Edward Cullen gets in trouble for on-campus drinking and drugs, his principal demands he move in with goodie Swan and her Chief of Police dad for three months while his parents are away. But Edward has a dark secret along with a dangerous past, that may cost him his life. When he runs away to prove his past wrong, Bella sneakily joins. Things are bound to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,340 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10884 - Favs: 12,486 - Follows: 12,944 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Enough by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella is the caretaker of her group of friends. They take advantage of that and treat her like a doormat. Her self-esteem has her scared she will lose them if she speaks up. One day Bella had enough and snapped. Now she is missing. Can they find her? A/H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,860 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Feud by LilMizzVenom reviews
In 2010 Forks high school and the surrounding area fell under the wrath of violent Gangs. Forks is now classed as a Free Fire Zone. Police will not enter, and there is no law. Rated MA for Strong Language, Strong Violence and Mild Adult Scenes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,952 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like A Dream by Holly1980 reviews
When you once had it all, would you go back and change anything? Bella Swan is given the chance to change her life when she returns back to high school twenty years after she graduated. But there's a catch. Canon couples, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,559 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tangled Up In Me by Accident Prone Klutz reviews
Bella attends the exclusive Buxley Academy, an girls spy school. What happens when she is sent to Forks, with the mission of protecting one unbelievably gorgeous and arrogant Edward Masen? AU: ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,830 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Challenging Humanity by mehek18 reviews
Bella Swan is mute and new to Forks High School. Edward Cullen is the popular, but sweet, captain of the Varsity team. Bella hides away from attention, but what happens when she catches the eye of the captain and his friends? AH AU CANON. Now ALL EDITTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,696 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hush Little Baby by Bexta03 reviews
Bella is an orphan. Her little sister Alice is adopted. She is alone and abused all the time. She meets the Cullens while in hospital. Will they finally bring the happiness she deserves? Or will her bad luck come back for her and her new family? AH OCC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,048 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
You Don't Know The Half Of It by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. Fame, money, good looks. Until one day, a little girl shows up on his door step, claiming he's her father. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Then Fate Walked In by faking the sunset reviews
AH E/B Bella Swan first met the charming Edward Masen at their adoption centre when she was ten, but then he gets adopted. After a chance meeting eight years later, will the feelings still be as strong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,166 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5651 - Favs: 8,538 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete