Hey I'm Dani, and I am from the UK!

I have 2 annoying Siblings

I am Fluent in English, Sarcasm and Jibberish and Bitch.

I'm a full time retard, full time nerd and part time malteser

I'm not a good writer, but I write in hope that it will improve my writing to help with exams (well thats my excuse anyway;)

Favourite Foods: Chocolate Cake, Burritos and Tacos, Pizza

Favourite Books: I read so many books I dont even have a favourite

Favourite Movie: I watch so many movies I dont have one

Favourite T.V Shows: F.R.I.E.N.D.S , Glee, Vampire Diaries, Switched at Birth, 2 Broke Girls

Insights into the intellectual mind of Dani ;)

Does God exist?

I don't know. erm well... everyone thought that the world was created by God but apparently it was the big bang! What if God is like having a on going battle with the Devil?

Here's something! God, Good. Devil, Evil . So much similarity in spelling!

People say Rome wasn't built in a day, but apparently God built the world in 6 days. I 'm just chatting shit cause don't know what to talk about.

Well God created us so that we can learn to worship him in our human lives, that way when we die and go to 'heaven' we will trust him and be willing to do anything for him. So when we die he tells us we go to 'heaven' but the truth is we actually go into this war against Satan, now Satan and God are against each other in war, because they are both power hungry and want all the kingdoms, and us naive humans will probably fight on God's side. Why fight on someones side when they aren't even the same species as you? you wouldn't know how their mind would work so you wont have a faint idea what they are thinking about! (inbox me is you have a better answer for this Q, then I'll put it up)

Dee87's response:

I think God made us because he was bored. it's the main reason why people do things. why did you gamble? i was bored. why did you get high? i was bored. why did you discover evolution? i was bored. but maybe, it didn't take him 6 days or 7 days or whatever they're saying now. maybe, it's the only thing he does. maybe he just did everything already and so he decided to make our world. maybe it took him years. maybe he gave us a memory so that we think the world is so old but maybe he just finished putting it together yesterday.

Entertainment. Everyone needs it in some form or another. have you seen The Adjustment Bureau? it's a movie about these people in hats who basically control the universe. they have every detail in your life planned out. at 7:36 am, you must spill your coffee because then you'll have to change your shirt and you'll miss the bus and arrive a few minutes late to work where you would have met the love of your life. but by not having met the person, you will not get married and have their kid. maybe the child would have grown to become a terrible serial killer or started WWIII. so by spilling your coffee, you have triggered a domino effect that affects your life and the lives of others. anyways, back to the topic. entertainment. what if God manipulates every single person's life to his pleasing? what if he has every single detail written just to get a kick out watching it play out? what if we're just a pawn in his games?

Rene Descartes once said "i think, therefore i am." It refers to the paradigm that maybe this is all a dream. maybe we're all dreaming something different. maybe we're sleeping and just imagining everything and everyone. but in a dream, you're not really supposed to be able to think. but since we do think, it's not a dream. what if it was a dream? what if we think we can't think in dreams but we really do. we just don't know because the things going on in our dreams are telling us we can't. it's an interesting topic, dreams. have you seen the movie Inception? it's one of my favorite movies. it's about dreams. in the movie, trained professionals can go into your dreams to hack your mind and steal information. they create a the dream and it's really awesome. but if you do it too much, you lose the ability to dream naturally. so you become addicted to the artificial dreams. sometimes, you're lost in limbo and you start living the dream. you can no longer distinguish the difference between dreams and reality. in the dreams, you control everything. therefore, you must be able to think.

a quote Dee heard : what if the light you see when you die is you coming out of your mother, into another life?

Normal people call themselves fat and call skinny people anorexic, in a mean way, but the normal people are trying to be like the 'anorexics' anyway.

Japan earthquake :5,000 die we're horrified
Africa, aprox. 16,000 children die every 5 seconds, not counting adults...

School was actually created so that kids wouldn't hang around on the streets no more having fun, cause the selfish parents we upset that their kids got to have lots of fun and they don't, because of these selfish parents now going to school is mandatory and we have to work at every age.

Interesting weird facts:

When you sneeze your organs stop for a millisecond.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

Babies cannot cry technically, they don't produce tears for atleast 3 weeks, in some cases 4 or 5 months!

Dani xx