Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Pokémon, Good Omens, and Mortal Instruments.
Why hello there, I'm Josh.
If you've stumbled upon this profile page in the past, then I pity you were having to bear witness to the clusterfuck that it used to be, especially with all the random nonsensical dribble that flowed from it.
I mean, I'm still random but now I can do it with elegance. *preens*
Regarding the published stories listed below, as well as the categories above, they do not reflect my tastes. I am referring to the Twilight fics--they are now merely kept out of nostalgia as I have come to my senses and am not at all a fan of the series.
I seriously doubt I will publish anything new except for the occasional one-shot, because my track record for updating stories is horrendous.
Also, please note that these stories were written quite some time ago, before I developed what now believe to be at least a respectable way of writing, so I wouldn't use them to develop an impression of me.
However, feel free to indulge yourself, I'd be ever so flattered if you did.
NOW, ABOUT ME:
I'm 17, gay, Pagan, and American. I live on the East Coast, in Pennsylvania, and that's about as much info you'll get on my whereabouts. I have blue (sometimes bluish-green) eyes and currently my hair is a purplish-red which was not expected when the dye was put in but it actually turned out quite nice and not at all hideous.
I love many things. Good Omens, Pokemon, and Percy Jackson have all been on my mind as of late, though I'm also a massive fan of BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. Harry Potter was my childhood, just the same as about 90% of the people on this website. I love books and my lifelong dream is to become a published author, it has been ever since I was six years old. Incidentally the years I've been working on which I was to published has been in production for about eleven-and-a-half years now, and still needs a lot of work. I also love history, the older the better, and I'm willing to be friends with just about anyone who happens to speak to me so long as they're equally willing and we can fangirl about something we both equally love. I tend to be incredibly shy offline.
And...that's me. So, who are you, reader?
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobiac
4/10 (I've actually never liked Zeus, so...)
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac
9/10 (This was not a surprise.)
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.
7/10 (I like Hades better than Zeus, but I'm not too keen on the whole antisocial business...)
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
4/10 (I actually dislike fighting and will try to settle something peacefully, unless absolutely necessary...)
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
6/10 (I actually thought it'd be higher...)
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
4/10 (Oh well.)
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
7/10 (I would NOT do well as a Hunter...even if I were a girl.)
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
1/10 (Fire doesn't really scare me, but heat will if I'm not expecting it.)
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
0/10 (I'm relieved by this...although half of these questions are opinions and I could never find the answer to them without giving out surveys about myself...)
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
8/10 (Yeah...this is me when I'm not being painfully shy.)
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
3/10 (Well, at least I know I'm not an alcoholic.)