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Joined 05-21-10, id: 2372184, Profile Updated: 06-20-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Pokémon, Good Omens, and Mortal Instruments.

Why hello there, I'm Josh.

If you've stumbled upon this profile page in the past, then I pity you were having to bear witness to the clusterfuck that it used to be, especially with all the random nonsensical dribble that flowed from it.

I mean, I'm still random but now I can do it with elegance. *preens*

Regarding the published stories listed below, as well as the categories above, they do not reflect my tastes. I am referring to the Twilight fics--they are now merely kept out of nostalgia as I have come to my senses and am not at all a fan of the series.

I seriously doubt I will publish anything new except for the occasional one-shot, because my track record for updating stories is horrendous.

Also, please note that these stories were written quite some time ago, before I developed what now believe to be at least a respectable way of writing, so I wouldn't use them to develop an impression of me.

However, feel free to indulge yourself, I'd be ever so flattered if you did.

NOW, ABOUT ME:

I'm 17, gay, Pagan, and American. I live on the East Coast, in Pennsylvania, and that's about as much info you'll get on my whereabouts. I have blue (sometimes bluish-green) eyes and currently my hair is a purplish-red which was not expected when the dye was put in but it actually turned out quite nice and not at all hideous.

I love many things. Good Omens, Pokemon, and Percy Jackson have all been on my mind as of late, though I'm also a massive fan of BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. Harry Potter was my childhood, just the same as about 90% of the people on this website. I love books and my lifelong dream is to become a published author, it has been ever since I was six years old. Incidentally the years I've been working on which I was to published has been in production for about eleven-and-a-half years now, and still needs a lot of work. I also love history, the older the better, and I'm willing to be friends with just about anyone who happens to speak to me so long as they're equally willing and we can fangirl about something we both equally love. I tend to be incredibly shy offline.

And...that's me. So, who are you, reader?


You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobiac

4/10 (I've actually never liked Zeus, so...)

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

9/10 (This was not a surprise.)

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

7/10 (I like Hades better than Zeus, but I'm not too keen on the whole antisocial business...)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10 (Coolies.)

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10 (I actually dislike fighting and will try to settle something peacefully, unless absolutely necessary...)

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10 (I actually thought it'd be higher...)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10 (Oh well.)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10 (I would NOT do well as a Hunter...even if I were a girl.)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10 (Fire doesn't really scare me, but heat will if I'm not expecting it.)

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 (I'm relieved by this...although half of these questions are opinions and I could never find the answer to them without giving out surveys about myself...)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10 (Yeah...this is me when I'm not being painfully shy.)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10 (Well, at least I know I'm not an alcoholic.)

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Dreamscarring by AnneriaWings reviews
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but dreams will always haunt you.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Step by Step by MistressOfRobins reviews
Because every journey begins with a single step. And the future is a result of that step, which evolved into running, leaping, and jumping. Wally West and Dick Grayson, however, learned how to fly. They just had to overcome the bumps along the way. Wally/Dick. BirdFlash. Sequel to: Suitable & Worthy. (HIATUS).
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,244 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin
My Days in the Akatsuki by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
We are a world-known ninja organization full of S-Class missing ninja from various different villages. But, this is a different side to us. As told through our various stories, this is My Days in the Akatsuki. Each different story range from T to M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Malady by Ziggy Pasta reviews
As tragedy plagues a young Cloud, he turns to Zack for a source of comfort and strength. As their relationship turns intimate, Cloud slowly develops a strange illness that may leave him broken and amnesic to the life he once shared with Zack. ZackXCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 365,340 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Causes Stain, Stay Away by Aoi Para reviews
Living in a world that is divided into strict classes, doing the right thing is often very hard, because the right thing could cause you to lose rank. Too bad doing the wrong thing can do that to you too. SC, SZ, ZC, ZxEveryone, SCZ; rape.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,024 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Rise of Percy Jackson by PurpleLightning12 reviews
On a trip to the beach, Percy gets into an accident and dies. Almost a year later, Luke resurrects Percy. Thus, forcing him to work for Kronos. How will the Olympians react to the new and darker Percy? Or, more importantly, how will Annabeth? (HIATUS)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Why I Breathe by Shadows of a Dream reviews
Order 66 has been issued: Their names are Julia Star, Aaron Earthshaker, and Kherev Ra'shah. They don't know each other. They're running for their lives. His name is Darksaber - immortal, powerful, skilled in the ways of the Dark Side - and he lives to see the Jedi die. And the clone? They call him Thirty-nine. He's nameless. Faceless. But different... R&R! A Star Wars epic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 98,073 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader
I've Been Watching You Dad by KKCopper reviews
At the age of six, Dick just wanted to be just like Bruce, what all does this entail for the young boy? What mischief will he get into? Fluffy one shot! Daddy Bats
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
My Elemental by Zanchev reviews
Seth has just lost everything. Absolutely everything. When Seth is on the edge of a brink that not even his imprint can save him from, who could possibly stop him from taking his own life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 43,406 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Seth - Complete
It's All You by Fifth-Of-Fourth reviews
In the midst of trying to capture Red, the grunts had mistakenly gotten ahold of Gold instead. When it is decided that Gold would be the best replacement, the boy will have a hell of an unpleasant ride. YAOI! RedxGold WARNINGS: HINTS OF RAPE AND TORTURE!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
The Volturi Experiments by Seraluna Reality reviews
I waited in the dark dusty chamber awaiting the torture. Seth and I were kidnapped at the Newborn War. Now we are in Volturi, experiments to them; needles, injections, lab tables..half breeds..is what Aro is turning us into. Monsters are what we are now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella
Things I'll Never Say: The Jacob & Leah Story by As Clear As Black reviews
As an award-winner for most tears, Jacob and Leah are such an unlikely pair. Can Leah put her differences aside and finally fall in love again or will her bitterness overtake all emotion and send Jacob running in the other direction?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 72,457 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jacob, Leah
An Icy Delight by Acidic Lover reviews
Kurt's been craving something all day.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Iceman/Bobby D., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
RAMIREZ! by KaRath reviews
Ramirez in real life. They took his voice out because of explicit stuff he said. Warning, lots of language, but no violence, and definitely no sexual content. RAMIREZ, read, rate and review this fanfiction!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - J. Ramirez
Sparks by Acidic Lover reviews
Katara and Toph are captured by the Fire Nation after a failed invasion attempt. Prince Zuko is not banished but instead ordered to be trained to be respectful soldier while Sokka and Haru plan another attack, believing the girls to both be dead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Katara
Relaxing in the Mountains? Yeah Right! by The Music Scribe reviews
The whole family is going on vacation. What can go wrong? Oh…EVERYTHING! Carlisle and Esme decide to take everyone on a vacation to the mountains. They are in for a whole lot of surprises, maybe too many. How will they deal with everything?UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
Something You Miss by Seylin reviews
Contest entry. Seth never thought they would have a last kiss. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Rather than the Rule by StarFixation reviews
An AU version of New moon in which Seth is changed into a vampire before he had the chance to Phase. what are the ramifications? And what will happen to everyone's favorite wolf?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Seth, Bella
Aro's Secret by lizziepooh08 reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE. Aro has a dirty little secret which may lead to Charlie Swan and Nessie Cullen being killed. Can the Cullens save them? What will happen when they discover the secret isn't as small as it seems? How is Seth Clearwater involved? Lemons R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Elizabeth, Renesmee C./Nessie
Seth's Story by BradyLuvr reviews
Seth imprints? WHAT! Seth isnt just a little boy anymore, rated T for strong language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Seth
The Chase by Zanchev reviews
The forest was quiet at the end of Seth's patrol. Too quiet, if you ask him… whilst waiting for reinforcements, Seth chases a new-found vampire, right into… a trap. Character torture/ death and rated M for violence and bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Seth - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
HeadHunter Chronicles by LucDragoon reviews
Expierence the chronicles of a pair of elite soldiers as they do their job to the best of their ability.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011
Standing In by riveriver reviews
Seth stands in for his favourite brother and watches as Bella ties herself to his vampire pal. He waits to give her his gift: himself, the next best thing to Jake. Little does Seth know that Jacob's there, reluctant, but ready and waiting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seth - Complete
Too Late by Mewpet2 reviews
In Eclipse, while Edward is facing of Victoria and Riley, Seth arrives a few minutes late and has a massive impact on the outcome of the battle... My first go at Fanfiction. Please be kind. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Barbie Volturi by Gothicwolfgirl reviews
What happens when a powerful vampire comes to Volterra. Drama of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
Babysitting Emmett Series by TeamCullen2011 reviews
this is when the cullen's babysit emmett: it will feature: Jasper, Carlisle,Edward and Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Believe in a miracle, and it'll find you by Smile 83 reviews
60 years POST BD: Edward and Bella are in high school once again. A new student is very interested in Edward. And if having someone after your husband isn't enough, Bella has been having weird feelings lately, feelings that resemble certain human ones...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,747 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Grounded To Earth by hypergr4phia reviews
"You think this is easy? You think I wanted this? Guess again, Bella." He whispered menacingly as he slipped out my window; leaving the room frigid with his absense. "No." I whispered, knowing he could still hear me. "No, I know you didn't want me."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Seth
Breaking Me Down by Rietalienko reviews
Tom's Yeerk decides that he hates Tom with all his being and will do anything he can to break him. Oh what a joy it was when he found Tom's weakness: Jake. Warnings: Rape, incest
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,685 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Jake, Tom B. - Complete
Waiting on acceptance by Chrisblackwater reviews
What if bella had died in eclipse and seth hadnt changed for the battle...what if jake held a secret from the pack that only a select few knew of...*LOOK AT PROFILE FOR INFORMATION BOUT THIS STORY*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jacob, Seth
Alien Senses by Aiatalay reviews
Master Chief and the Arbiter learn what it truly is to be one's own enemy from the inside out.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Arbiter, Master Chief/John-117
Control by Solisortiri reviews
Marco is guarding Controller-Jake alone, counting down the minutes until his friend is free again and they can get back to normal. But the Yeerk has other ideas. Warning: Rape. Set in Book 6.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Jake, Marco
It's Not What They Said by Seylin reviews
Everything changed. One night, one phone call. Slash. Mpreg.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Seth - Complete
Twilight Chaos by Dr.BadassInABlueBox reviews
I've captured the Volturi, Cullens, and the Werewolves for no reason at all! very random, and full of stupidity..please check it out
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Alec
Monsters by Delle Tuh reviews
Everyone has their own kind of monsters. A Seth and Leah Oneshot. No warnings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Poisoned Depression by Riz93 reviews
Two yeas after Breaking Dawn, a spider bit Seth while he was out patrolling. The venom had slow but severe effects, creating a voice in his head that will slowly lead him to misery, despair, and finally suicidal attempts. Dark Fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Seth
But it Did by Seylin reviews
Drabble. Jacob comforts Leah after Seth is killed by a nomad vampire attack.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Bella's New Life by XxEmoKidZxX reviews
Bella went to Volterra to save Edward, but she doesn't make it to him in time. Jacob/Bella and some Seth/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Randomness, Fun and Jokes with The Twilight People by Irene Moriarty reviews
A bunch of Funny stuff with the Twilight people! Lots of Emmett! Lits of hilarity! A LOT OF FUN TO READ! PLEASE JUST READ IT! What better is there to do? Seriously? Rated T because . . . well you know Rosalie . . . :- MWA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
31 More Things Emmett Cullen Is Forbidden From by theprettiestwhistles reviews
Emmett Cullen is not allowed to order clay pigeons in the shape of Aro's face... or shoot them while in the complimentary hot tub in one of the Volturi's guest rooms. M to be VERY safe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Emmett, Seth - Complete
Die For The People You Love, Over and Over Again by RobynG reviews
Frozen at sixteen, but still human, one girl is born to protect. Her tears are poison and every time she dies, she is reborn. Only when she falls in love will she live a happy life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Seth
Wait and Bleed by BlackRaptor93 reviews
Something new violently breaks the peace in Fawkes. The question is, can it be stopped? Post Breaking Dawn, AU, Character Death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Seth
Why Felix Is Not Allowed Near His Cape by iFellOffMars reviews
After there was Why Aro Is Not Allowed Near The Blender and Why Jane Is Not Allowed Near The Knives there was a Felix and his cape.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Felix - Complete
No! No Oatmeal! by Mae017 reviews
Father/Daughter bonding time between Carlisle and Bella. Bella doesn't like Oatmeal and throws a tantrum. What does Carlisle do? OCC 4 year Old Bella. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Never Leave Emmett House Sitting by TeamCullen2011 reviews
What happens if Carlisle and Esme have no choice but to leave Emmett in charge of the house
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Bring Me to Life by N-Rambler reviews
The little girl in Jane died long ago. Can he bring her back to life? Can he save her from her past, her present, and her future? Or is she bound to an eternity written in blood and riddled in darkness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Jane, Seth
Prank War by TeamCullen2011 reviews
This takes place on the sunday of their weekend together. And it ends Monday night. After watching prank patrol Bella really wants to prank Carlisle. And after Carlisle gets pranked he promises her payback. What will Carlisle do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Whirlwind by Twilights-Pain reviews
Relic Anderson has been best friends with Seth Clearwater since her arrival in La Push. The two did everything together, including getting drunk and finding their way into a bed. Now the two found themselves bound together by one thing. Their unborn child
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Seth
Coffee Bean by TeamCullen2011 reviews
This follows the day after Party Pooper. Bella wants nothing more then to have a cup of coffee. But with his past experience with Bella drinking coffee Carlisle won't let her have it. what will happen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Party Pooper by TeamCullen2011 reviews
This is what it would be like if Carlisle were babysitting Bella and forbiding her from going to a party. Funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Why Jane Is Not Allowed Near The Knives by iFellOffMars reviews
Continuation to Why Aro Volturi Is Not Allowed Near The Blender.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jane
Impression by combustible lemons reviews
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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Seth - Complete
Unaware by thebrilliantdancex reviews
She was unaware of his true feelings for her. So he fought for her from afar, protected her from afar, loved her with all his heart from afar. The fact that Seth Clearwater imprinted on Bella Swan - his biggest secret - would die with him. One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Seth, Bella - Complete
Why Aro Is Not Allowed Near The Blender by iFellOffMars reviews
Ten reasons why Aro cannot be near a blender.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Aro
Bad things make you stronger by nessie88 reviews
Somtimes bad things can happen and we dont even see it coming. These events shape our lives and make us who we are, as Percy will find out when he is violently attacked by his step father.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Percy J., Gabe U.
Tistilal by BlackPack's Quileute Challenge reviews
Seth goes running, losing himself to the wolf, and makes a new and powerful friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Seth - Complete
When You're Gone by Indie.xo reviews
When Seth's imprint dies, he is left feeling like he has nothing. An innocent mistake causes him to meet Liana, and Seth tries to be happy for her sake, but something is still missing - his everything. Rated T...for now...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Seth
Crime of Passion by Silence of the Wolves reviews
Author: EmmaleeWrites05. When Seth uncovers an unknown coupling - Infatuation, lust, jealousy and fear will cause an unfortunate crime of passion. AU. Silence of the Wolves Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Seth - Complete
Pirates of the Opera by Dani Jones reviews
Crossover! The characters of POTC fall into the world, run into the characters of POTO, and end up with a catastrophe. Jack and the Phantom...bad mix. Christine and Elizabeth...even worse. Norrington...well, the mannequin's in for a surprise! Have fun!
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009
Simply Exciting, My Dear by SwiftDragonfly reviews
Art Kit, Seth Clearwater- BAM. Some kind of pervy love. Leah does NOT appreciate her best friend hitting on her little brother. Sethxoc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Seth
You Fed Her What! by LionsOnASee-Saw reviews
This is just a random one shot I came up with while I was in the shower! :L Warning Mild Sex Talk, Slight Swearing And Just General Randomness !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Something To Die For by Ughster reviews
When Seth is forced into a battle, will he risk everything for something he sees more important than his life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Seth, Bella - Complete
The Breakout by Xx.ZoMbIEs.xX reviews
What happeneds to the people in Forks, after a deadly virus breaks lose? Rated M for future gore chapters. All twilight characters are human.
Crossover - Twilight & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Bella's Dream by Joker In The Pack reviews
Bella's Dream. Worth reading ; Oneshot. Bella has a very crazy dream involving Edward, Jasper, Alice, Mike Newton, and alot of weirdness...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Unlock It For Me, Key To My Heart by Little Lady's Flash reviews
Post BD. Vampires came to La Push, and one of them attacked Seth. He was dying, but then he ended up in a white room and some one was sleeping on the bed. Where is he right now? SethxOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Seth
Seth's Guide to Love by Livette reviews
Bella and Edward have some competition for most unlikley couple when Seth imprints on Jane. To all fans/haters this account isn't the same person...this story is therefore DISCONTINUED. sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,735 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Seth, Jane
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Work it Out by Luci-Marlena reviews
Embry lets out a frustrated sigh and glares at the both of us. “We’re fed up with you two fighting all the time.” I’m about to argue that we don’t fight all the time when Seth cuts me off. “Yes, you do. All the time.” Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Dont Forget by girl-rabbit reviews
What if during the fight with Riley, young, inexperienced Seth lost? What would happen when Victoria and Riley manage to get a hold of Bella? Would it jeopardize Edward and Bella's happy ever after? Twist of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
How could this happen? by Alexilaihorox reviews
Seth and his imprint have a run-in with some unfriendly vampires. Rated M just to be safe. Not sure how much blood and whatnot that they allow for T. SethXOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Seth - Complete
Get Well Soon by Shamona-Celine reviews
Five vampires entered La Push and the pack killed off three of them. One of the escapees attacked Seth. A few days later, our werewolf got sick. Seth Spotlight. A little ooc. Ch. 2 is Up! Seth has the flu!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Seth
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
I hate everything about you by NOTAFANFICANYMORE reviews
My name, Is Seth Clearwater. You all should know me by a perky little werewolf right? Well, thats not me anymore. Im practically a monster. And I can't take the pain of being hated anymore. *R&R pleasee! :D*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Seth, Jasper
Surprise Visit by Famingo reviews
After the Volturi battle has been over for several years and they have been back to check in again, Seth finds himself alone and bored while in the meadow. He begins to daydream and ends up in a slightly embarrassing situation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Zoey Redbird and the Rather Nasty Dead People by Ashabagawa reviews
The House of Night is in turmoil. Neferet has gone a bit mad and the other teachers are concerned that her insanity will be an excuse for Ofsted to give them a bad report. Meanwhile, Zoey is sure Kalona is up to something...
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Zoey R., Neferet - Complete
An Imprint on my Life by ChicaDeTwilight reviews
Seth found his imprint, Shaye, Claire's best friend. What will happen in a world of werewolves and vampires. Shaye is pregnant with Seths baby, but he doesnt know it. She wont tell him out of fear of ruining his life. How can they live w/o their Soul Mate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,680 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Seth - Complete
Don't Let Me Get Me by Gwyn Gwanylada reviews
He was always the little kid tagalong who everyone loved. Well, things change. Angst, romance, and bar fights. Seth/Canon- read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Seth, Jessica
The Waxing Moon by LingeringLuminosity reviews
If Seth had known about the yellow sickness, he wouldn't have gone into those woods, he wouldn't have trusted a boy who smelt like decay and he would have run. All he can do is pray that Edward, Leah and Jacob find him before The Yellow ones do. post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Seth
Bella is Going Insane by BerryBella reviews
Bella, put the broom down." Edward said slowly. "No, Jasper’s going to come in here and start singing." 1st fanfic! Mild language. Weird.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Cliff Diving Incident by Pyro-Destroyer9977 reviews
This is for ReD-cHeRrY-bLoSsOm's cliff diving incident contest. If this was just for the hell of it, I would have called it A Fun Day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Un'altra conclusione felice by xX-V Shadow-Xx reviews
Everyone, but Seth and Leah, got a happy ending and it made me sad. So I decided to write one for them! it's my first story, so I need some criticism,Please! It Starts out in Leah's P.o.V. Btw. The title means Another Happy Ending. I hope you all like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Leah
White Shores by Leiaaa reviews
While listening to 'White Shores' from the 'Return of the King' soundtrack and I got to thinking about what sort of tragic death scene we may have read in Breaking Dawn if there actually had been a massive throwdown. This involves Seth & Leah. Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Leah, Seth - Complete
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House of Blood reviews
There is no such thing as love.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Love in Tadfield reviews
[TDAxFanless Collaboration] It started with alcohol, a chance meeting of enemies, and some alleyway groping. Then came an apple, a visit to Tadfield, and a smitten Antichrist. Now...everything's spun out of control and Crowley needs some aspirin, because Aziraphale's advice is extremely unhelpful and awkward. [Central Heating multi-chap shipfic with a layer of crack underneath]
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2013 - A. Crowley, Hastur
The Old Legends reviews
It's a new generation, a new pack. Tonight they will be told the story of the civilized cold ones, of the Cullens. But is it really a myth? Was a oneshot, but now a full story! Slash and het. All canon pairings, Jacob/Nessie, Seth/MaleOC.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Oh Glory reviews
This how they'll be remembered, as they're torn down. This is what they'll be...Glory. T for multiple character death, and slightly slashy undertones.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Brendan/Yūki, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
The Nightrise Trilogy II: Blaine's Revenge reviews
My family has betrayed me. They participated in the brutal killing of Seth Clearwater. Now, with him gone, I am the only loose end to tie up. But I'm not going down without a fight. And I'm going to get my revenge. At all costs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Seth
The Nightrise Trilogy I: Maria's Prisoner reviews
Set 1 year after BD. Seth is kidnapped at gunpoint to serve as a shield against Alice for a newborn army. Back in Forks, no one can find any trace of him. Seth has to fight his way out on his own, but there is a very good chance that he will not survive
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,534 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Seth, Maria - Complete
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