H.J. Bender
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Joined 07-19-02, id: 237238, Profile Updated: 08-11-13
Author has written 64 stories for Ronin Warriors, Gundam Wing/AC, Lord of the Rings, Legend of Zelda, Good Omens, Van Helsing, Ghost Rider, Metalocalypse, X-Men: Evolution, Band of Brothers, Alex Rider, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, and Young Guns.

» News & Updates . . . . . . 11 August 2013 I'm still around, albeit intermittently! Life and its characters have been keeping me occupied, and it looks as if they will continue to do so, but I will do my best to keep working on these fics when I can. Thank you for reading!

» Extras . . . . . . . . . . . . . . unedited version of A Boys' Game (Young Guns II); Will Scarlet illustration (Robin Hood)

» Author's Word . . . . . . . Thanks to everyone for reading and reviewing my stories; your feedback, criticism and support is greatly appreciated. I hope you continue to enjoy reading my works as much as I do writing them. Thank you!

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Submitted a total of 65 signed reviews.

Total words archived : 874,947 words.

Average number of words per story : 13,461

Fandom Stats (for FFN only)

Alex Rider . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 fics

Band of Brothers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14 fics

Ghost Rider . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 fics

Good Omens . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 fics

Gundam Wing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 fics

Legend of Zelda . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 fics

Lord of the Rings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 fics

Metalocalypse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 fics

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves . . . . 2 fics

Ronin Warriors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 fics

Van Helsing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 fics

X-Men: Evolution . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 fic

Young Guns . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 fic


GENERAL DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters from the fandoms for which I write, though I retain rights to any characters, names, places and ideas of original nature. I make no money from the writing of these stories. I'm just having fun.

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In einem anderen Leben vielleicht by xLykosx reviews
Robin Hood x Will Scarlett, Slash!, Lemon! sap, sad
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: M - German - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Kiss and Control by carriesagun reviews
After Jonesy's accident, Henry drops by and reminisces about their past. Slash, HD/GJ
Dreamcatcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
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Good Medicine reviews
Getting shot through the hand was only the beginning; now Will Scarlet must wrestle with his painful past and learn to coexist with Robin of Locksley, the bane of his existence... and the brother he refuses to acknowledge.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,783 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
A Boys' Game reviews
Dave Rudabaugh is trapped in a one-sided, unhealthy relationship with Billy the Kid, but discovers an unlikely companion in the half-breed Indian he once hated. Slash. Young Guns II.
Young Guns - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011
Stitches reviews
When a mission goes wrong and Alex is critically wounded, the fifteen-year-old spy finds himself the unwilling captive -and patient- of a man he believed to be dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,584 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Baptism of Will Scarlet reviews
With Nottingham finally at peace again, Will is officially inducted into the Locksley family.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
People Like Us reviews
Alex has finally managed to destroy SCORPIA and earn his freedom from MI6, but it leaves him with feelings he can't reconcile. Perhaps the advice of a killer is the only way he can find his path again. ON HIATUS
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Lethal Arms reviews
After receiving a threatening letter from Yassen Gregorovich, Alex finds himself living in fear of being stalked; could the assassin really be out to get him? DISCONTINUED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Hot Days, Wild Knights reviews
MI6 sends Alex to investigate the Medieval Faire in Glasgow, Scotland...in drag. Crack! Mayhem! Shocking twists! ...Sort of. Oh, just read it.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Dear John reviews
John Rider betrays his family, his country, and his partner...but only one of them ever betrays him back. JohnxHelen, JohnxYassen, YassenxAlex.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2010 - John R., Yassen G. - Complete
Bloodstained reviews
Alex knew that somehow, somewhere, he'd been poisoned, and now it was slowly killing him... AU, vampirefic.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Three weeks before his sixteenth birthday, Alex Rider was committed at the Brookwood Institute of Mental Health in Surrey, England. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Kid Me Not reviews
Winters and Nixon drink a strange wine at Berchtesgaden that makes them both younger. With Dick now a teenager and Lewis a little boy, they've got to find a way to get back to normal...if they don't drive each other -and Harry- insane first! DISCONTINUED
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Richard Winters, Lewis Nixon - Complete
The Greatest Mystery of All reviews
Death is not cruel or unkind; it is simply itself, the transition from one state of consciousness to another. David Webster makes a transition.
Band of Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - D. K. Webster - Complete
Bender's Bandabroze Drabble Collection reviews
A large collection of short, and I mean SHORT, stories covering a wide range of characters and ratings. Slash, general, comedy, drama, angst, romance, friendship, all that and more is in here. Chapters are arranged according to genre and pairing.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
A Man Worth Following reviews
Winters find himself fighting two wars as he struggles to lead Easy Company and save his and Nixon's friendship from being torn apart by alcoholism.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Richard Winters, Lewis Nixon - Complete
Be It Ever So Humble reviews
After the war, Winters takes Nixon home to meet his parents.
Band of Brothers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Richard Winters, Lewis Nixon - Complete
A Nightmare and an Impulse reviews
He was still known as Corporal Winters then. Twenty-four, tall, slim. The sergeants called him Red or Rich but the nicknames never seemed to stick—he didn't have enough personality... Winters/Nixon
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Richard Winters, Lewis Nixon - Complete
A Grave in Paradise reviews
Lewis Nixon was looking down at him, a monochromatic portrait of disheveled fatigue against the sparkling, sun-dappled background. He looked drained, used up. A soul in search of something it couldn't find... Winters/Nixon.
Band of Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Richard Winters, Lewis Nixon - Complete
Your Arms Feel Like Home reviews
Chuck Grant can't seem to shake the depression that's overtaken him until an incident with Floyd Talbert helps him see the light. Slight Talbert/Grant.
Band of Brothers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - F. Talbert, Charles Grant - Complete
Show Me the Way to Go Home reviews
Carwood Lipton is enjoying a peaceful evening when he's suddenly interrupted by Winters dragging a drunken Nixon back to HQ... Humor, Winters/Nixon.
Band of Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Lewis Nixon, Richard Winters - Complete
You Don't Mess With an English Major reviews
The first and last fight anyone picked with David Webster was Saturday night, May 22, 1943. Humor, strong language, and EPIC WIN.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - D. K. Webster, R. Speirs - Complete
In Mysterious Ways reviews
Things were getting better. The future was bright, winter was over, and by the grace of God, the sun was shining on Easy Company once more. Then, sometime toward the end of May, Nix stopped eating...
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Richard Winters, Lewis Nixon - Complete
The Exorcism of Herbert Sobel reviews
The boys of Easy Company believe Sobel to be possessed by the Devil and attempt to exorcise him. Can you really blame them? Crack/humor.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - H. Sobel - Complete
A Certain Young Lady reviews
Lewis Nixon heads to Aldbourne on a furlough, leaving behind a problem he doesn't know how to fix and a friend he doesn't want to lose.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Lewis Nixon, Richard Winters - Complete
The Shore reviews
You asked me to come to the shore, but I lingered, indulging my plight; while you walked by yourself in the morning, I sank deep in the grave of last night... Nixon/Winters.
Band of Brothers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Lewis Nixon, Richard Winters - Complete
The Warlords Next Door reviews
It's Sage's party and he'll die if he wants to; hey, you'd die too if it happened to you. The Ronin of Light endures a catastrophic night of humiliation and torture, but there's a happy ending to his tale of woe. ON HIATUS
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,088 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Sage D., Cale
Always Will Be reviews
The night before the assault on Talpa's castle, Ryo wanders the city streets and crosses paths with the Ancient One. Ryo quickly discovers the monk's plans of self-sacrifice...and refuses to let him go through with it.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Ryo S., Ancient - Complete
So Far Away From Me reviews
Scott and Alex Summers, brothers separated by childhood tragedy, finally reunite when Alex comes to stay at the X-Mansion. How can they begin to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives? DISCONTINUED
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Cyclops/Scott S., Havok/Alex M./Alex S. - Complete
Soul Shadow reviews
Link returns to his childhood and grows up peacefully in Kokiri. But as time catches up to him, it is soon made clear that not all is well. Something is out there, a shadow and a whisper of a vague and distant memory... ON HIATUS
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,896 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Link, Dark Link
All Roads Lead reviews
The Prince of Hell is left for dead on a desolate desert highway. Johnny Blaze is the man who finds him, and takes it upon himself to cure his evil ways. Can it be done, or is the Devil's son beyond all redemption? DISCONTINUED
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Wedlocked reviews
Johnny wakes up after a long "coma" to find out he's married to the Prince of Hell...and also a soon-to-be father. Slash, mpreg, cracktastic. DISCONTINUED.
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,160 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Hearts of Fire reviews
Johnny forms an uneasy alliance with the ex-Queen of Hell and her son Blackheart, whom Johnny rescues from the Ninth Circle. Together the three must evade Mephisto's henchmen and prevent him from bringing Armageddon to Earth.
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Bad Boys reviews
Some things never change ... Roxanne runs off on the day of her own wedding to find Johnny, whom she fears to be in great danger. Cracktastic shenanigans ensue.
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Dethlove reviews
After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Hallowed Eve reviews
Blackheart visits a lonely Johnny Blaze on All Hallow’s Eve. Johnny/Blackheart slash.
Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Good Omens Drabbles reviews
A collection of 6 drabbles: "Hell of a Night", "Dirty Desire", "Naughty Knickers", "Snow Play", "Swallowed Wholly" and "Snotsicles". Ratings vary for each, mostly T.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Skwisfrogg reviews
Toki Wartooth is a sadistic, selfish, evil little brat. Skwisfrogg is a kindly amphibian who rescues Toki's toy plane from a well. But when the frog comes to live with Toki, things get hilariously violent. T/S SLASH
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
In Other Words reviews
Credit cards. Teenagers. Mopeds. Mustard. And another word for hate. S/T
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Tokirella reviews
This is quite possibly the heaviest, metallest Cinderella story you'll ever read. Magical guitars, guardian god-trolls, and a three-night long headbangers' ball...be there or go die.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
In Sickness & in Health reviews
A story for anyone who's ever thought that having the flu was as bad as it could get...think AGAIN. Skwisgaar gets sick, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Demon Days reviews
A short, humorous interlude starring everyone's favorite three sidekick demons, who really put the MENTAL in elemental; Gressil, Wallow and Abigor wonder how they're going to manage without Blackheart there to slap them around.
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Absence of Grace reviews
Coldness and distrust runs deep between Boromir of Gondor and Legolas of Mirkwood; it isn’t until the Elf saves the man from death that the two discover much deeper feelings are running between them. Tasteful slash. ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Legolas, Boromir
Father reviews
Dracula visits the Valerious family the night their son Velkan is born, & claims him as his own. Throughout the years the vampire manipulates & torments the gypsy prince, destroying the Valerious family... DISCONTINUED
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
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Van Helsing returns to the Vatican after a long mission to find Carl has made something quite unusual while he was away... Mild slash.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Luna Amour reviews
Upon returning to the Vatican, Van Helsing discovers that he did not leave Romania empty handed; he brought a disease back with him that is endangering the lives of everyone around him, and only Carl can help him find an antidote. Slash. DISCONTINUED
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The Vacation Fic reviews
Trowa wins 5 tickets out of a box of Major Munch to a Caribbean island vacation resort, and everything pretty much goes kaput from there. Crude humor, slapstick, profanity and lowbrow shenanigans galore. ON HIATUS
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Duo M.
I Forgot to Tell You reviews
A short fic that deals with a normal, everyday situation that suddenly goes completely wrong, making Duo wish he would have said something while he still had the chance. Rated for language, shounen ai.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Operation Salvation reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Houseplants" and "Return of Hastur". Hastur must befriend Aziraphale in order to convince the angel that Crowley is out to get him.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,037 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
No Cause for Alarm Clocks reviews
A short story detailing one of Crowley’s infernal household gadgetries, and why he’ll never have sex in front of it ever again. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Link and the Vampires' Teabags reviews
This is a ridiculously absurd story. You might need to see a psychiatrist after reading it. Link has a strange medical problem that only gets worse when he reaches sexual maturity... Rated for pants-wettingly, godawful-funny gayness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Link, Sheik - Complete
The Return of Hastur reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Housplants". Hastur wants Crowley dead, and the only way it's going to happen is if he kills the serpent himself. Slapstick hilarity ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Feathers reviews
Crowley has a weakness that Aziraphale ruthlessly exploits all over the wall of his bookshop. A silly, sexy, shameful story.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Secrets and the Serpentine reviews
Aziraphale has a fear and a secret. It places a distance between himself and the one who knows him best, until he learns that he doesn’t have to face it alone. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
An Amusing Account of Angelic Addiction reviews
In the days when angels walked the earth with clubs and demons dressed as conquistadors comes a tale of overseas adventures, rioting pirates, and the true story behind the history of chocolate. Rated PG13 for slashiness and green teeth.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
The Revenge of the Houseplants reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
A Bat Out of Hell reviews
Aziraphale has a serious problem when bats take up residence in the attic of his bookshop. What ensues is utterly ridiculous. Rated for language and some slashy inferences.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Pipesmoke reviews
That awkward stage between childhood and adulthood becomes much clearer when your older cousin is allowed to do things which you still cannot. Merry/Pippin slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Once Upon a Shire reviews
The untold stories of the adventures and misadventures of Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took, from the very beginning. DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
As Spoken Through Music reviews
Trowa narrates his perspective upon an incident of bonding with Quatre that exists only within the realm of music.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Trowa B./No-Name, Quatre W. - Complete
Totality of Defeat reviews
Greece, 1176 BC: Ryo Sanadus is a young Trojan rebel captured by the cruel, merciless Spartan general Cye Morinum. Now Ryo, with help from fellow slave Sage Dathae, must learn to endure or die. Mature readers only. DISCONTINUED
Ronin Warriors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,439 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Ryo S., Cye M. - Complete
The Odd Couple reviews
Sage is a persnickety neatnik obsessed with interior decoration and health food. Kento keeps beer in the fish tank and his skivvies in the fridge. What happens when fate lands them together in the same apartment?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Kento R., Sage D. - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Try to imagine the worst day you ever had, multiply it times ten, and it equals this fic about poor Quatre's no good, terrible, horrible, awful day. Humor, 3x4.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Quatre W., Trowa B./No-Name - Complete
Orb My God! reviews
A silly tale of how Sage swallows something that he should have never put in his mouth...
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Sage D. - Complete
Brothers in Arms reviews
There will come a time when the Ronin Warriors, missions completed, will part forever. This is the story of that parting. Set to Dire Straits' "Brothers in Arms".
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Ryo S. - Complete
The Lesson Kento Learned reviews
A skunk, a spud cannon, 341 boxes of Cap'n Crunch, and a lesson that won't be soon forgotten.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Kento R. - Complete
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