H.J. Bender
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Joined 07-19-02, id: 237238, Profile Updated: 05-05-16
Author has written 17 stories for Legend of Zelda, Good Omens, Van Helsing, Ronin Warriors, Ghost Rider, Metalocalypse, Band of Brothers, Alex Rider, and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

ATTENTION, READERS AND FELLOW FANFICCERS! 16 Sept 2015

The Great Purge is about to begin. In other words, I'm planning on doing some serious cleaning-out of all my old junk on the web, which means that this account is going to be drastically thinner a few weeks from now. All of my stories you'll be able to find on my personal fanfiction archive (which you can find at archive.bent-halo.net) or at my AO3 account (user: archiveofourown.org/users/hjbender). It really simplifies editing, which I do frequently and seemingly at random.

If you have any questions, concerns or comments, please message me.

Very truly yours,

Hal Bender

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In einem anderen Leben vielleicht by xLykosx reviews
Robin Hood x Will Scarlett, Slash!, Lemon! sap, sad
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: M - German - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Kiss and Control by carriesagun reviews
After Jonesy's accident, Henry drops by and reminisces about their past. Slash, HD/GJ
Dreamcatcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
LIEBESTOD by Fractalforge reviews
Heero's loyalties to the mission and to Duo collide with all the force of a screaming Relena. Rather than use FF.net's infernal chaptering system I decided to just combine all chapters.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57,947 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2001
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Soul Shadow (2015) reviews
A major rewrite of my 10 year-old fic by the same title. Link returns to his childhood and grows up peacefully in Kokiri. But as time catches up to him, it is soon made clear that not all is well. A trace of Ganondorf's evil still remains, and now it's endangering the future of the entire world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,979 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, Shadow Link
Good Medicine reviews
Getting shot through the hand was only the beginning; now Will Scarlet must wrestle with his painful past and learn to coexist with Robin of Locksley, the bane of his existence... and the brother he refuses to acknowledge.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,783 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
Stitches reviews
When a mission goes wrong and Alex is critically wounded, the fifteen-year-old spy finds himself the unwilling captive -and patient- of a man he believed to be dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
People Like Us reviews
Alex has finally managed to destroy SCORPIA and earn his freedom from MI6, but it leaves him with feelings he can't reconcile. Perhaps the advice of a killer is the only way he can find his path again.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Lethal Arms reviews
After receiving a threatening letter from Yassen Gregorovich, Alex finds himself living in fear of being stalked; could the assassin really be out to get him? DISCONTINUED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon reviews
Three weeks before his sixteenth birthday, Alex Rider was committed at the Brookwood Institute of Mental Health in Surrey, England. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
A Man Worth Following reviews
Winters find himself fighting two wars as he struggles to lead Easy Company and save his and Nixon's friendship from being torn apart by alcoholism.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Richard Winters, Lewis Nixon - Complete
The Exorcism of Herbert Sobel reviews
The boys of Easy Company believe Sobel to be possessed by the Devil and attempt to exorcise him. Can you really blame them? Crack/humor.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - H. Sobel - Complete
The Warlords Next Door reviews
It's Sage's party and he'll die if he wants to; hey, you'd die too if it happened to you. The Ronin of Light endures a catastrophic night of humiliation and torture, but there's a happy ending to his tale of woe. ON HIATUS
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,088 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Sage D., Cale
Soul Shadow reviews
Link returns to his childhood and grows up peacefully in Kokiri. But as time catches up to him, it is soon made clear that not all is well. Something is out there, a shadow and a whisper of a vague and distant memory... DISCONTINUED, rewrite in progress!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,896 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Link, Dark Link
Hearts of Fire reviews
Johnny forms an uneasy alliance with the ex-Queen of Hell and her son Blackheart, whom Johnny rescues from the Ninth Circle. Together the three must evade Mephisto's henchmen and prevent him from bringing Armageddon to Earth.
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Dethlove reviews
After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Tokirella reviews
This is quite possibly the heaviest, metallest Cinderella story you'll ever read. Magical guitars, guardian god-trolls, and a three-night long headbangers' ball...be there or go die.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Father reviews
Dracula visits the Valerious family the night their son Velkan is born, & claims him as his own. Throughout the years the vampire manipulates & torments the gypsy prince, destroying the Valerious family... DISCONTINUED
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Operation Salvation reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Houseplants" and "Return of Hastur". Hastur must befriend Aziraphale in order to convince the angel that Crowley is out to get him.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
The Return of Hastur reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Housplants". Hastur wants Crowley dead, and the only way it's going to happen is if he kills the serpent himself. Slapstick hilarity ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
The Revenge of the Houseplants reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
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