Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
I'm Mimi, a hopelessly obsessed Twihard. I fell for Edward and would not like to be helped up, thank you very much. My favorite scene in all the movies is when Bella lays down to take a sad nap in the woods during New Moon. I seriously think Edward should have ripped Jacob to pieces before the end of the story. Like, really. All those things he thought while warming Bella up? NOT acceptable! This one person, her name was restlessxpen wrote a story called Spaceheaters and Inadequacy that I loved. It was about all the things Edward wanted to do to stupid Jacob. So check it out if you want! I like writing in my free time (obviously) and have a very hyperactive dog appropriately named Sparky. Send me messages about stories you are too lazy to write or want me to collaborate on with you, and I will accept... maybe. I use profanity (teehee) so do not be offended if I write something particularly rude (this is your first and FINAL warning). So... enough crazyness. Scroll down and read my stories! Thanks! Reviews are much appreciated.
I've decided to put Bella and Edward's Honeymoon as "complete" because it's not as popular as I wish it was :( but please read Who Knew? and review. I really want to continue with that story, but I need 5 reviews at least.
I"m also beta-ing, something I am really good at. Please let me beta your stories!
He then said: "Listen... when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
James then sat back down and Mike walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
so this is the movie: im kind of a slut and i am a crazy wild child. i lied to my parents about going to college and i fall in love with a guy that doesnt give two shits about me. i turn to drugs as a resort and the guy finds out. he breaks up with me and i fall deeper into my hole of shame and sorrow. i actually do go to college and i break free from my drug use. but then i accidentally sleep with my ex at a party and get pregnant. i go to his house and tell him he will never meet his child and drive away in awesomeness. but then i remember how sweet he could be when i was crying and drunk and how he took care of me, even if he was mean other times. then in a club we fall in love again with one look into each others eyes. at our wedding, its really crappy because we are pretty poor but i love him so it doesnt matter. when my son is born, everything is perfect even though we have no idea what happens next. we both live in the moment of happiness. when im paying bills, i realize that we have enough money to last us about another two months, but i know that our love is what we need and then my friend calls with this great offer for a super high paying job. i take it. my final battle song indicates how insane my life was and how it all fell apart in the end. i was high off love and drunk from hate and i loved every second of it, until the hangover hit in. i turn back to drugs and die from a fire i lit while drunk in the house, but i die right beside my husband, who is drunk as well and holding my hand crying. he tells me the baby is at my moms house, and we lay down and die together, kind of like the redskins do every week. my funeral song shows how i died from overdosing on everything: love, faith, expectations, alcohol, and laziness. my credit scene is one that would make everyone in the theater cry and think about their own lives.
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