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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm Mimi, a hopelessly obsessed Twihard. I fell for Edward and would not like to be helped up, thank you very much. My favorite scene in all the movies is when Bella lays down to take a sad nap in the woods during New Moon. I seriously think Edward should have ripped Jacob to pieces before the end of the story. Like, really. All those things he thought while warming Bella up? NOT acceptable! This one person, her name was restlessxpen wrote a story called Spaceheaters and Inadequacy that I loved. It was about all the things Edward wanted to do to stupid Jacob. So check it out if you want! I like writing in my free time (obviously) and have a very hyperactive dog appropriately named Sparky. Send me messages about stories you are too lazy to write or want me to collaborate on with you, and I will accept... maybe. I use profanity (teehee) so do not be offended if I write something particularly rude (this is your first and FINAL warning). So... enough crazyness. Scroll down and read my stories! Thanks! Reviews are much appreciated.

I've decided to put Bella and Edward's Honeymoon as "complete" because it's not as popular as I wish it was :( but please read Who Knew? and review. I really want to continue with that story, but I need 5 reviews at least.

I"m also beta-ing, something I am really good at. Please let me beta your stories!


Mike said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

James turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen... when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

James then sat back down and Mike walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Edward or Jacob?


Not Jacob, because he has fleas
Edward because:
He sparkles in the sunlight
and that dazzles me.
He is protective.
He is capable of loving me FOREVER
His touch sends chills down my spine
He would kill himself if I was gone
Edward is better than Jacob, End of story

Well, obviously I like Twilight... scratch that, I LOVE Twilight:)

People call me obsessed... I'm offended! I'm highly passionate... Eh, never mind, I am obsessed:)


If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits: Can’t Be Tamed (Miley Cyrus) okay...
2. Waking up: Talkin’ 2 Myself (Eminem) pretty much sums it up
3. First Day of College: Just Can’t Live a Lie (Carrie Underwood) maybe i lied and im not going to college?
4. Falling in Love: Latin Girls (Black Eyed Peas) haha wow
5. Kiss Scene: Shake That (Eminem) kissin at a club woot woot
6. Fight Song: Bottom of the Ocean (Miley Cyurs) i guess i am having a fight with myself...? yeah in this movie im a drug addict.
7. Breaking Up: Smile Like You Mean It (The Killers) ouch
8. Graduating College: Don’t Trust Me (3OH!3) wtf
9. Big Break: Don’t Stop The Music (Rhianna) ah why not
10. Mental Breakdown: Believe Me Natalie (The Killers) i regret putting the killers on my ipod...
11. Driving Song: Walk Away (Kelly Clarkson) oh yeah walk away from that boy, girl!
12. Flashback: Crash Into Me (Dave Matthews Band) a lovey dovey flashback :)
13. Getting back together: Business (Eminem) not at all, but eminem rocks. so maybe we got back together in a club?
14. Wedding: Dollar Bill (Lil Wayne) so im a whore and a drug addict?
15. Birth of Child: Hot Air Balloon (Owl City) oh yeahh
16. Paying Dues: Down (Jay Sean) put that money down
17. Moment of Triumph: Jenny Was a Friend Of Mine (The Killers) fuck you killers.
18. Final Battle: Love Drunk (Boys Like Girls) lol so i die loveless?
19. Death Scene: Together (Avril Lavigne)
20. Funeral Scene: Mr. Mathers Skit (Eminem) i died from an overdose. eminem style is the way to go :)
21. End Credit: Shiver (Coldplay) this really creeps me out. it seems like this movie would make me cry. i love this song.

so this is the movie: im kind of a slut and i am a crazy wild child. i lied to my parents about going to college and i fall in love with a guy that doesnt give two shits about me. i turn to drugs as a resort and the guy finds out. he breaks up with me and i fall deeper into my hole of shame and sorrow. i actually do go to college and i break free from my drug use. but then i accidentally sleep with my ex at a party and get pregnant. i go to his house and tell him he will never meet his child and drive away in awesomeness. but then i remember how sweet he could be when i was crying and drunk and how he took care of me, even if he was mean other times. then in a club we fall in love again with one look into each others eyes. at our wedding, its really crappy because we are pretty poor but i love him so it doesnt matter. when my son is born, everything is perfect even though we have no idea what happens next. we both live in the moment of happiness. when im paying bills, i realize that we have enough money to last us about another two months, but i know that our love is what we need and then my friend calls with this great offer for a super high paying job. i take it. my final battle song indicates how insane my life was and how it all fell apart in the end. i was high off love and drunk from hate and i loved every second of it, until the hangover hit in. i turn back to drugs and die from a fire i lit while drunk in the house, but i die right beside my husband, who is drunk as well and holding my hand crying. he tells me the baby is at my moms house, and we lay down and die together, kind of like the redskins do every week. my funeral song shows how i died from overdosing on everything: love, faith, expectations, alcohol, and laziness. my credit scene is one that would make everyone in the theater cry and think about their own lives.

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Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Alice's Jasper, Edward's Bella by LyricalKris reviews
Bella had lost everything, including her purpose in life. Jasper had lost everything, including his freedom. Prison is an unlikely place to find happiness again, but two broken souls will recognize each other in the most unexpected of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,647 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Baby Bella Cullen! by Love.RPattzx reviews
In this world Vampires imprint on their true love. Baby Bellas parent are killed and Esme and Carlisle adopt her. What happens when Edward imprints on her? Will it work out or will it be one big mess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
All The Right Moves by laughdancebelieve reviews
He's the player. She's the dancer. When Bella arrives at her new school she quickly finds out it's like no other. But what happens when two totally different people are forced together? This would be something they would never forget... ALL-HUMAN COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,647 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jaspers Fun with Emotions by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Jasper changes Emmetts Emotions, and decides to see what Edward does! boys will be boys, oh wait Vampires will be Vampires! Was meant to be a one-shot, but not anymore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Feel You from the Inside by hottygurl7 reviews
It's Bella's 18th birthday & Alice decides they need to celebrate. What happens when the night starts out as playful teenage adolescence & ends up in raw unadulterated lust? It'll be a night to remember, that Bella is sure to never forget. Rated M - All Human - OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Odds and Ends by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Bits and pieces of Twific that don't belong anywhere else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
High Noon by Singalong reviews
100 years later and Bella finally "got it".
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Dawn: A Breaking Dawn parody by Kaki Enirtle reviews
Bella and Edward are getting married! Jacob is missing and the minor vampire characters are STILL minor vampire characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010
Cullens at Camp by Catchick10 reviews
Esme gets tired of her kids' antics and decided to send them to be counsellors at John Island Camp. All Vampire, Jake and Nessie included. I don't own Twilight or John Island Camp. Very OOC. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 69,008 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Strip Search by bellabee66 reviews
AH Officer Masen is the newest addition to the Forks Police Dept. He's been warned about the Chief's daughter. He finds himself pulling her over for speeding. Just how far will Bella go to get out of a ticket? Yummy goodness with twist of LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Note by XxEmeraldEyesxX reviews
Four little words can change everything . Thank you to the awesome x-Amz-x xxxx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mission Improbable by Tina Cullen reviews
The Cullen couples are having marriage problems and Carlisle sees only one plausible solution: a marriage counselor. But what chaos will begin when the counselor suggest a solution which is less then conventional?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010
Shake the dust by dixie-bella reviews
That my dear friend is Bella Swan." I wanted her, more than anything I ever wanted. "Yeah well, good luck with that." AU, RATED M. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 6,847 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Wait by Nadey reviews
What do you do when you've literally told the entire world that you're in love with someone... and then you meet her? You convince her to love you back! *Lemons* AU/OOC/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,901 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Much I Thought I Hated You by TheYellowVolvo reviews
Boop! Bella's preggers!" Emmett said. "And guess who is the father?" Rosalie continued. "Edward Cullen!" Alice yelled. How could this day get any worse? Edward Cullen stalked toward us a harsh glare on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Mind: An Eclipse Parody by Kaki Enirtle reviews
A sequel to New Noob. Edward filed a restraining order, Bella goes to college, Jabob never changes except to be a wolf . A battle between vampires occur because of a Midnight Sale. A/N: Chapter mix-up. It's fixed now
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Bad Boy? by LivingVampire reviews
Edward, your classic bad boy, moves in to Bella's boarding school. Something happens to Bella while he's there...sometimes bad things happen to good people. Can Edward help Bella? Throw in another vamp after her and Bella's got huge problems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Noob: A New Moon Parody by Kaki Enirtle reviews
By request The sequel to Twitlight. Edward came out, Bella doesn't believe him and Jacob.. is still Jacob. T for language and dialogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Pure Parody by Braco Boy reviews
Making fun of Twilight, but in the most lighthearted way. A summary of what I read, with jokes cast here and there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ragweeds by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Bella & Edward are two broken kids in foster care who meet under tragic circumstances. When the world wants them apart, fate seals them together. Can they fight to stay together? And at what cost? ** Angst, Cursing, Physical Abuse. OOC**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,560 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twitlight: A twilight parody by Kaki Enirtle reviews
Twilight was a boring read. Maybe this is how Twilight should have sounded like. This is just for fun. Rated T for language and maybe some dialogue. By the way, I recently made a New Moon parody. New Noob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters Written With My Unshed Tears by A x Stupid x Lamb reviews
Edward wrote letters to his mother during a trip to her grave and many after that. He poured his heart into them and asks questions that will never recieve answers. This is what he wrote on them many occasions. No longer a one shot :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Elizabeth - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5911 - Favs: 9,632 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent Night by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Bella is spending Christmas with the Cullen's, spending time with her second family is going great, but what happens when Edward wants to give her an early present. A night that she will never forget, but that’s only if she can keep quiet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Name Game by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: A one shot of Emmett and his nicknames for the family. Emmett decides to give everyone nicknames but he never expected the name game to be turned on him. Post-Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
After Glow : A Edward x Jasper x Emmett story by calhale reviews
Part Two Seat Belt: A Alice x Bella story. It chronicles what happens after Bella sleeps with Alice to Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. Yoai. M for a reason a little more smutty then seat belt but not much. You should read seat belt 1st. It's on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Love With No Limits: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella's Honeymoon. S/L
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,995 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Eats A Bomb! by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Bella & Emmett have a dare competition....Bella leaves Edward an abusive voicemail....Emmett eats a bomb! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
MSN by Stephaniiie reviews
Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Baby, I Love You by DoingTheUnstuck reviews
The Cullens play the infamous game, Baby I Love You. Mostly ExB fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Hate Is A Strong Word by MrsJasperHale reviews
EXBAU. "JEEZ? WE ARE MARRIED AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS JEEZ? You don't say jeez when you accidentally marry someone! You say jeez when you drop a dish!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
A Very Vampiric Christmas by Waffle of Doom reviews
Bella is enjoying Christmas Eve with our beloved Cullen's, nothing weird could possibly happen right? It's not like Jasper has a thing for reindeer...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Wishlist by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Written for the Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar. One-Shot. Bella only wants one thing for Christmas; she just has to convince Edward to give it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Space Heaters and Inadequacy by restlessxpen reviews
Guilt twisted up his spine as he watched Bella shivering inside the meager sleeping bag. He could only seem to blame himself for their current predicament, and it was only that much worse that he could do nothing to alleviate Bella’s suffering.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rebel Without a Cause by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Days before her wedding, Bella decides to go for one last motorcycle ride. Edward is Not Please. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Presents by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward saves Bella from her 50th birthday celebrations, and then he gives her what she really wants. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
New Pajamas by booknerd3000 reviews
Edward buys Bella some sexy new pjs. Could they be a little too sexy? Rated T for sexual content -smiles- no lemon, the're still only engaged
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Bean by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett does something he shouldn't, big shocker there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Trust and a Compromise by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella truly can’t take it anymore. She just might spontaneously combust and it really was all Edward’s fault. EdwardBella. Rating for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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Why Emmett Opened The Door And Jasper Tasted Pie reviews
Emmett's a rapist? Bella's naked? Edward's crying? Alice and Rose are using the bananas? And Jasper's eating pie? WHAT? Rated M for a good reason. Canon pairings and hilarity will ensue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011
Who Knew? reviews
Bella's little brother, Jacob, has gone missing. Officer Cullen is the detective on the case. After a comforting hug, could Bella and Officer Cullen feel something more for each other? M for cursing and lemons later!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella and Edward's Honeymoon reviews
What happened during the parts Stephenie Meyer skipped over? Find out here! Read and review for more chapters please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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