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Joined 05-21-10, id: 2372566, Profile Updated: 08-11-10
Author has written 4 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Academy, Maximum Ride, and Code Lyoko.

Name: Ehvellyn Mykal

Age: 15

Sex: Female

Location: Oregon

Place: Home

Role: Daughter, Sister, Friend, Mother

Niche's: Student, Mother, Singer, Cashier

Educational Status: High School/ College

Siblings: 3 brothers (Allyn,22; Braendyn, 21; Camoryn, 18), 1 sister (Dashleighyn, 16)

Household Human-Units: Mother, Mary, 42; StepDad, John, 46; Camoryn; Dashileighyn; Evin, 5months; Hayli, 5months (Evin + Hayli = my twins [boy+girl]{born April 2nd, 2010})

Best Friend: Gabrielle Sinclair, 15

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drik and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I go to an EXPENSIVE SCHOOL so everyone there must be STUCK UP ASSHOLES
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
.I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I liked the TWILIGHT SAGA so i MUST BE crazy
Im CONCENCIOUS ABOUT MY WEIGHT and what I EATso i MUST BE ANOREXIC OR BULIMIC

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Secret Adventures of Haruhi Fujioka by BD-Z reviews
AU: Haruhi Fujioka is the best at what she does, she gets the richest and most handsome clients. However, life becomes complicated when she attempts to balance her work life and personal life. [Haruhi x All Hosts] [Haruhi x Twins]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,906 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.] Tamaki S. - Complete
Unexpected Feeling's by NicoleBelikovOzera reviews
First VA fanfiction. Lissa leaves Christian for Adrian and Dimitri leaves the academy to become Tasha's guardian and a father. Rose and Christian are left to console each other and thats where the story starts
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
Unexpected Surprizes by nudgeness15 reviews
nudge just turned 18 and some surprizes come up! IGGY IS NOT BLIND IN ANY OF MY STORIES UNLESS I SAY DIFFERENTLY. haha thanks i only put that in caps bc i wanted u 2 read it. so enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Nudge, Iggy
Host vs Wild by BlackestNight BrightestDay reviews
Imagine this. You're stuck with 6 extremely rich guys. You're dragged to a leisurely cruise with them. The GPS breaks down and it looks like a monster storm is coming. Now, what are your chances of surviving?"Mother in heaven, why me?" KyouyaxHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
a suite new love by kaoru's aiko reviews
charlott is new to the suite life and a -always present when a new girl is- zack is ready to greet her warmly
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Zack M.
If I Was A Rich Girl by kawaiisenshi33 reviews
Ouran Host Club Crossover. Max is flying solo now and is forced to attend Ouran so she can save the world. She is thrust into a society where looks actually matter. Adventures and comedy are on the way. 2nd book spoilers. Max is 16. Better than it sounds!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Max
Among Each Other by Chikorita-Trainer1 reviews
Jen's alive. She and Luke reunite. I can't say much more without giving away the plot. Luke/Jen. Oneshot.
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
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Code Flock reviews
Aelitas Voice tells her to find the Flock, and she follows, taking the gang to the US to find them. Maxs Vocie leads the flock to a factory where they crash for a bit. the to groups join to defeat Xana in Lyoko from a new factry. Something HAS to be up.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Fang, Aelita S.
New Friend reviews
Haruhis friend Kari moves up from Osaka to attend Ouran. I made is a one-shot, but if i get 10 reviews asking, I can add more and make it a story. R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
New Life, New Story, NewCrossDresser? reviews
Kari moves to japan and attends saint lobelia. after a small incounter with the hosts, she decides to help Haruhi with her debt, something Kyoya ins't happy about. aftr a small talk with her tho, the shadow king takes a liking to Kari.So does Hikaru.R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kyōya O., Hikaru H.
New Queen, New Love reviews
Lissa is new Moroi Queen a few days after Rose is locked up to undergo trial.Soon, the power gets to Lissas head and she starts to forget herself.Christian and Rose must leave the Court to find Lissas iligitamate sib to help her remember.Wil love spark?RR
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Rose H., Christian O.