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Hiya guys, my name is Lauren (if you couldn’t guess from my nicknames), I’m 13 (Teenage years) and I’m from London!
Okay here’s the edited bio on me:
As I’ve said my name is Lauren, my middle name is Marie that makes me Lauren Marie! I am 13 years old, so I’ve just enter the wonderful (yet not so wonderful) world of a teenager. I’m from a place called London which is in the UK but I’m pretty sure everyone knows where London is. I’m not what you would consider normal and I’m glad I’m not like everyone else. What else? I have a medical condition called Scoliosis – a curvature of the spine. Every spine has a curve but it’s only small but there are some people whose curves grow out of place like mine did. When I was 12 I found out I had it, in April it was only 58 degrees, by November it was 81 degrees and by the time of my surgery in February it was 100+ degrees. Here’s another thing about it when a curve reaches 70 degrees it starts to crush your heart and lungs – I pretty much nearly ended up in a wheelchair but I had my surgery on the 21st February 2011 and now look at my back (the picture)!! I have 2 titanium rods and 11 screws in place that are currently fusing to my spine, and I also have a kick ass scar from my neck to the bottom of my back.
I’m pretty average. I have dark brown hair that’s still got its purple tint in the sun from when I dyed it purple a few months ago. Anyway it comes just below my shoulders and I have a side fringe with it that’s kinda cute and it’s got its natural curl back to it again. I have brown eyes that I know this seems weird but they go a shade or two lighter when I’m excited lol. I’m olive skinned making me the darkest out of my family. I’m about 5’2 so yes I’m short but I grew 3 inches from my surgery!!
People ask me what’s your favourite feature of your body? Know what I think? I think it’s my spine and my back. It’s what makes me unique and different from everyone else and even though it was tough to get through I made it through stronger and more confident. I believe in myself a lot more and I don’t let anything get me down. People you can judge all you want but anything you say will just bounce back at you. Karma’s a bitch they say. Here’s a quote: Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that’s true strength.
My hobbies aren’t exactly normal but I like not being normal:
Reading, Writing, Drawing
Singing loudly off key, Dancing around wherever I am, Smiling till my cheeks hurt
Being Random, Mad and Crazy
Helping people, having fun, Watching Movies
My favourite books:
Harry Potter Series (Of course!!)
Morganville Vampires (Awesome)
Vampire Academy (Who doesn’t?)
Princess Diaries (Super cute)
Gallagher Girls (Spy’s are cool!)
Sweep Series (Wiccan is interesting)
Twilight Series (Though I prefer Fanfiction)
My favourite TV Series:
Colour: Baby Blue & Yellow
Book: Listed Above
Movie: Way too many-my dad’s a film director in the making so I’m always watching movies.
Hairstyle: Now I’ve cut my hair it’s got its natural curl back, I like to straighten it and have it in pigtails too.
Clothing Item: Anything Summery
Accessory: Anything really except I can’t stand dangly earrings and anklets and toe rings!
Song: Too many I have 500+ on my iTunes library and 1000+ on my iPod.
Feature: My scar :) Or my untwisted spine with its titanium rods.
TV show: Listed above
Sweet/Chocolate: I and Malteasers
Drink: Sprite & Cherry Coke & Lemon Juice & Pop!
Actor (s): Johnny Depp, Alex Pettyfer, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Hugh Grant, Brad Pitt, I
Actress (s): Meh...
Author: Meg Cabot, Stephenie Meyer, Sarah Dessen, Ally Carter LOADS more
Subject: English & Science
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I’m not “Normal” so I must be a freak.
.I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I hate stereotypes and I personally believe they are a load of shite. If you don’t like my answers PM me and I can explain them.
Cute but sad poem.
Her hair was up in a pony tail,
But her mommy tried to tell her,
But she was not afraid;
But still her mother worried,
But the little girl went to school,
There were daddies along the wall in back,
One by one the teacher called,
At last the teacher called her name,
"Where's her daddy at?"
And from somewhere near the back,
The words did not offend her,
And with hands behind her back,
"My Daddy couldn't be here,
And though you cannot meet him,
He loved to tell me stories
We used to share fudge sundaes,
With that, her little hand reached up,
And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
For she stood up for the love
And when she dropped her hand back down,
"I love my daddy very much,
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
And to her mother's amazement,
Who knows what they saw before them,
"I know you're with me Daddy,"
Not one in that room could explain it,
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
1. Your real name - Lauren
Things guys should know about girls!
(Highlight the ones you agree with in bold :))
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)
2. Don't say you understand when you don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!
26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. (I actually write Demitri and Jasper ;)) Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your Fanfiction bio but instead yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...it’s still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. crazy is if you bark at a balloon; because balloons don’t get scared, Crazy is when you and your friend are having a serious conversation but then you randomly start talking about ducks and ninja penguins and comparing Taylor Lautner to Robert Patterson (Taylor all the way people!!), Crazy is when your in English class and are seriously hungry and then you start talking to your belly and telling it to shut up with the noise and your friends are giving you the WTF look xD, Crazy is when your in science and you and your table partners are talking about the upcoming 70s week and then you spontaneously ask your teacher if he is being sponsored for the sponsored shave and he tells you and your 3 friends that his year 10s are sponsering him £40 to wax his legs and you and your friend burst into a laughing fit and nearly fall of your chairs, Crazy is when you make up random scenarios during math lessons that could never happen but you cant help thinking off,... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list...
(I highlighted the ones i so agree with and that sound like me & my best friend :P)
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
This is a true story.
Well I have nothing else to write tonight folks. It’s taken me a total of an hour to write this. If you have any questions or what not feel free to PM me I check in daily.
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