Madness to My Methods
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Joined 05-22-10, id: 2373160, Profile Updated: 10-29-13
Author has written 5 stories for Morganville Vampires, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Teen Wolf.

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Update: New Website. https://sites.google.com/site/madnesstomymethods/home

Hello's peoples. I honestly love books (hence the name) i've read over 150 in the past year so yeah. I am obsessed with Harry Potter and Morganville Vampires and more novels and fanfiction. wELL I DONT WANT TO MAKE THIS LONG SO HERE ARE SOME THINGS I JUST LOVE THAT (sorry didnt i had caps lock on- sheepish smile-) Check out the poll!

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.

Best friendcalls your parents dad and mom.

Friend:has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.

Friend:asks you to write down your number.

Best friendask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -)

Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend:has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it.

Friend:only knows your fave color, movie, and book

Best friend:could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life

Friend:will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend:will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you

Friend: would ignore this

Best friend: will repost this on their profile

Friend:give you their umbrella in the rain

Best Friend: takes your umbrella and yells "Run-Beep-Run"

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldnt do this but the thought of that scares me

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you like cheese, and don’t know how skinny people live without it, put this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a brainiac at your school, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .000000000000000000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?)

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. (multiple times a day.)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80 of the talking you do today will be to yourself.

If you hate Nickelodeon for not advertising your favorite show enough, then copy this into your profile!

-If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you love writing (and you shouldnt be on this website if u dont), copy and paste this into your profile

If you think smoking is the most disgusting thing ever, copy and paste this into your profile

f you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

Copy this to your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

If yo hte typds puty thid on y6our3 this into your profile (If you hate typos put this in your profile)

If u h8 txt talk copy this in2 ur profile (If you hate text talk copy this into your profile)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

25 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Have you ever noticed how weird Americans are, I mean we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway. That is just abnormal.

When she walks away from you mad
(Follow her)

When she stare’s at your mouth
(Kiss her you idiot)

When she pushes you or hit’s you
(Grab her and don’t let go)

When she start’s cussing at you
(Don’t cuss back and make her feel worse,
just deal with it for the time being)

When she’s quiet
(Ask her whats wrong,
but not a billion times when she says nothing)

When she ignores you
(Give her your attention)

When she pull’s away
(Pull her back)

When you see her at her worst
(Tell her she’s beautiful)

When you see her start crying
(Just hold her and don’t say a word)

When you see her walking
(Sneak up and hug her waist from behind)

When she’s scared
(Protect her)

When she lay’s her head on your shoulder
(Tilt her head up and kiss her)

When she steal’s your favorite shirt
(Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night)

When she tease’s you
(Tease her back and make her laugh)

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
(Reassure her that everything is okay)

When she look’s at you with doubt
(Back yourself up)

When she say’s that she like’s you
(She really does more than you could understand, completely true)

When she grab’s at your hands
(Hold her’s and play with her fingers)

When she bump’s into you
(Bump into her back and make her laugh)

When she tells you a secret
(Keep it safe and untold)

When she looks at you in your eyes
(Don’t look away until she does)

When she misses you
(She’s hurting inside)

When you break her heart
(The pain never really goes away)

When she says its over
(She still wants you to be hers)

What He Did

She said that she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “my name is: alone.” She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always. He asked when he wasn’t…

Things to Ponder

- Can you cry under water?

- When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

- Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

- I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

- Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?

- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

- If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

I like this saying, you should tell to your older brother (if you have one, basically someone annoying and stupid): "Your village called, their idiot is missing."

6.. Do I look like a freaking people person?
7.. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
8.. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
9.. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
10.. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
11.. You! Off my planet!
12.. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
13.. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts ofself-control.
14.. Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
15.. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
16.. Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!
17.. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
18.. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
19.. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
20.. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
21.. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
22.. And just how may I screw you over today?
23.. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24.. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
25.. If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...
26.. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
27.. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
28.. Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
29.. Allow me to introduce my selves.
30.. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
31.. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
32.. Better living through denial.
33.. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
34.. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
35.. Adult child of alien invaders.
36.. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
37.. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
38.. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
39.. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
40.. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
41.. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
42.. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you aren't asleep yet.
43.. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
44.. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
45.. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
46.. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
47.. Adults are just kids who owe money.
48.. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
49.. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
50.. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
51.. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
52.. It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
53.. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
54.. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
55.. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
56.. Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
57.. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
58.. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
59.. Too may freaks, not enough circuses.
60.. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
61.. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
62.. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
63.. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
64.. Earth is full. Go home.
65.. Is it time for your medication or mine?
66.. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
67.. I plead contemporary insanity.
68.. And which dwarf are you?
69.. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
70.. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
71.. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
72.. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
73.. Meandering to a different drummer.
74.. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
75.. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.

You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you

Love bites and so do I

If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother

I'm right 97% of the time, who cares about the other 4%

This is the part where I nod and act like I'm listening

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

If you zone out and think about your stories or fanfiction during the day, copy this into your profile.

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickey...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

Her name was Auroura,

She was only five,

This is what happened,

When she was alive.

Her dad was a drunk,

Her mom was an addict,

Her parents kept her,

Locked in an attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear,

It was old and worn out,

And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it,

When no one's around,

She lays there and hugs it,

Not a peep of sound.

Until her parents,

unlock the door,

Some more and more pain,

She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg,

A scar on her face,

Why would she be,

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear,

And softly cries,

She loves her parents,

But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner,

Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life,

For a sad little kid,

She'd get beaten and beaten,

For anything she did.

Then one night,

Her mom came home high,

The poor child was hit and slapped,

As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly,

Grabbed for a blade,

It was sharp and pointy,

One that she made.

She thrust the blade,

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out,

Leaving the girl slowly dying.

She grabbed her bear,

And again started crying.

Police showed up,

At the small little house,

They quickly barged in,

Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly,

Opened a door,

To find the sad little girl,

Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad,

To go through so much harm,

But at least she died,

With her best friend in her arms

Repost this if you are against child abuse

Okay if you are religious, I suggest you do not read the following.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

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Blue Moon

Trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmuPYOARQOM&feature=youtu.be

Logan's Dress

Cast:

Cast:

Claire-Hilary Duff

Michael-Kenny Wormald

Shane-Ben Barnes

Eve- Jessica Stroup

Kyriel- Garrett Hedlund

Zacary-James Oliver

Kris-Arthur Bowen

James- Chace Crawford

Logan- Ellie Darcey-Alden

Camael- Brian Krause

Violet-Laura Ramsey

John-Gerard Butler

Nicole-Wendy Crewson

Jason-Kristopher Turner

Kiara-Scout Taylor Campton

Parker-Wes Ramsey

Ryder-Drew Fuller

Gabriel-Josh Hutcherson

Ryan-Steven Strait

Wyatt- Toby Hemingway

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Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 620,621 - Reviews: 5572 - Favs: 4,660 - Follows: 5,311 - Updated: 10h - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14522 - Favs: 9,779 - Follows: 9,412 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Artificial by nosilverbullets reviews
"Look, I know what she did was bad but this could seriously mess with her forever, Bella I didn't think you could do something like..." She stopped his words with an acidic glare. "Just goes to show how little you know about me." Ouch. "She can't walk all over me…" She turned to him fully. "And neither can you, Paul." . AU, Bella/Embry, Bella/Paul, Angela/Paul, Angela/Embry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,554 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bella, Paul, Embry, Angela
A Happy Accident: 70 Years by njchrispatrick reviews
Lily Evans only fell in love once. It was to a hero, a man who everyone looked up to. But then she lost him. Her son, her baby boy, was all she had left of that love. However, life has a way of taking an unexpected path...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 5,191 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Captain America/Steve R.
Repercussions (of a one night stand) by Von reviews
It's just one of those things that happens. But now John has a third (fourth) son, who is too mute for any of their comfort and trailing a shadow of evil behind him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,556 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., John W., Dean W., Sam W.
Here Comes the Spy, All Dressed in White by the7thflockmember reviews
Sequel to the Crossword Puzzle from Jared's Place. Tons of Zammie. All about their wedding but with a lot of flashbacks! T possibly M.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,483 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Phantom Secret by Geardark reviews
Danny never told anyone that he is half ghost. Now after high school and college, he has to take care of his nephew, but what happens when his secret gets out and when his nephew has a secret of his own? Read and find out.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,228 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
It Only Takes A Drop of Blood by Lady Gallatea Ravenclaw reviews
Sometimes, there are harder things than a psychopathic Dark Lord that a teenage wizard can face. Things like dying. Post GOF. Sick!Harry; Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,528 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Everything I do by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
(AU) ON HIATUS - As any parent will tell you, there is nothing they would not do for their child. Running from the sinister world that is Wizarding England, Lily Potter nee Evans has only one person she can trust to protect her son: His father. A very different Harry grows up with his genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist father.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,586 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 3,773 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,586 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P.
The Big Three and the Sea of Monsters by luvWrites reviews
The gods and the big three children both Roman and Greek along with some heroes from the past continue to read Percy's past and their future.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,122 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
A Godfather's Bond by arwenraven reviews
Ancient family magic was used to create a bond between Sirius Black and his godson Harry Potter. When Harry's pain and fear break through the magic surrounding Azkaban Sirius knows what he must do to help his young godson. Child Harry fic at beginning, father/son relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Heroes Stick Together by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
Harry leaves the wizarding world after Voldemort's defeat and joins the Justice League. Watch as he becomes the sole confidant and surrogate older brother to the Young Justice team as he helps them through the ups and downs of life as a teenage superhero. All chapters are episode tags. Canon pairings etc. (Hiatus? Yeah, Hiatus)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P.
Runaway by Alvedans reviews
An abused eight year old Harry runs away from the Dursleys only to meet a large, grim-looking dog who claims to be his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,080 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dearly Beloved? by blueIedangel reviews
Ginny is hired by the Malfoy family to marry Draco and help him to restore his family name but will their shared past make that task more difficult... or draw them closer together? Extensive summary inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,517 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Italian Ice by aesirborn reviews
After leaving Forks for an Italian boarding school, Bella returns for her senior year of High School. But things get complicated. Fast. Alec/Bella. Being revised as of 2/24/2012
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,944 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Alec, Bella - Complete
I'm sorry by BrIgHtEyEdGiRl-lIvEtIlLtHeEnD reviews
second book/third book too where Claire is held by the throat by Oliver demanding to sign a contract to get SHane and Frank out of the building before Frank escapes different ending
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,389 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Claire D.
Magic of Innocence by ChuddleyCanons reviews
Lily had always hated Potter. He was even annoying in his sleep. Nothing could ever change that. But with seventh year on it's way, could that change for miss Lily Evans? Part I: Complete / Part II: In-Progress
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 68,579 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Mountain or Molehill? by PonandZi reviews
When Shane finds out about Ian and the Dead Girls' Dance, he freaks. Claire is sick of it and is ignoring him. What will it take to get her to talk? Is Ian still going to be a problem? Read and Review! And yes, I DO know that the summary sucks!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Shane C., Claire D.
The Things That Bring Us Together by jusTaSunshiNeygIrl reviews
James Potter has been trying for six years to get Lily Evans, will this year be different? With sharing dorms, tons of homework, Quidditch and not to mention a certain dark wizard terrorizing muggle-borns there's likely to be some romance, L/J S/OC R/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,977 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Allure by sillysac reviews
Something in the air changed...as his hand brushed my upper arm softly. The heat from the afternoon disappeared, as if I had been plunged into a freezer. Goosebumps erupted across my skin. Patch froze, sensing the difference too. "Your skin is cold."
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,985 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Claire's Limousine Ride by Rubberdu3ky reviews
Michael never came and smashed his car into Oliver's limousine. Oliver has Claire and might be able to hurt Amelie with her, making it he's possible time to rise to power. What will happen to Claire? Does Oliver win?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,570 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
One Week by lilyevans103 reviews
Lily gives James one week to win her heart. Can he do it? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Perfect Match by blueboarderchick reviews
Jared never complained about becoming a wolf. He accepted his changed fate, but he felt as if something was missing. Jared sees Bella upset in the woods through Sam's mind, now Jared can't seem to stop thinking of the girl the vampires left behind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,226 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Jared - Complete
Shane's Discovery by Iloveme92 reviews
Set during the time of Glass Houses but Shane has a girlfriend; Kim. Clarie likes Shane as more than a friend but Shane is unaware of how she feels. A better summary inside. My first FF
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,320 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
Founder's Day: The Aftermath by tamilnadu09 reviews
Set after the events of 1x22...just a little something to keep us entertained for four months while we wait for Vampire Diaries to come back with new episodes!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,518 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Distinction between Hatred and Indifference by do i need a pen name reviews
James, in a sudden moment of brilliance, sets out to determine whether or not Lily cares about him-whether it be out of love or hatred...COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,959 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Chauvinistic Stag by Heraclas reviews
J/L MWPP: James and his stupid snitch, stupid hair, and stupid attitude drive Lily Evans mad, yet James is dying for Lily to like him. After months of reformation, will his dreams ever come true? *Epilogue added. The End! :D*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,370 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 11/8/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Expecting by The Third Marauder reviews
“You’re pregnant!” The words slipped out before Sirius had a chance to think through the statement. “I can’t believe it... James is going to be ecstatic!” The beginnings of the Boy who Lived as Sirius saw it. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Unspoken The Last Words by Captain Twilight reviews
As Sebastian leads Clary to Valentine's ritual at the final battle, they speak their last words to each other. A short one shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Clary F. - Complete
The Proposal by Mrs. Malfoy-Goode reviews
Cammie/Zach BIG time, people! Zach is attempting to propose to Cammie, and she's coming up with some wierd things to talk about...This is a story about his problems with this...it's their whole night.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Full House by MissSugarQuill reviews
Dumbledore's new idea is not appreciated at all by Lily Evans. Learning to live by one's self should surely be left till after school. Unfortunately for her, this develops into more of a problem. Like becoming the arrogant James Potter's little housewife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,572 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Hidden by Kate the Kannibal reviews
AU since HBP. Harry is having trouble getting over Sirius' death. When he's hiding from the world, does he have enough time to fall in love, start a band, and just be a teenager?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P., OC
The Origins of Snuffles by pyrebi reviews
When Sirius is found in his dog form by Lily Evans, what's he gonna do? Play the lovable mutt, of course! Well, at least until he can give her the slip...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
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The Change, For Better or For Worse reviews
It's the summer before 5th year and Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place. Everyone's in for a shock because Harry has changed, for better or for worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P.
The Woodwork reviews
Another new girl perhaps? ...Beta blue eyes – Holy shit, is she a werewolf?...There's always something about the new kid. Well, it is Beacon Hills, supernatural new kids pop out of the woodwork. But Stiles can't focus on the new girl right now, not with a werecoyote that doesn't know how to function, werejaguars, hunters, de-aged Derek. Oh and Kate effing Argent being back!
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Stiles, Derek H., Peter H., OC
Time Travel, You Say? reviews
When Teddy Lupin-Potter wakes up in Buckbeak's room back when Harry was a fifth year, he didn't know what happened. Nor did he know what to do. So he did the one thing he could do. Tell the one person he trusts the most everything and hope it doesn't blow up in his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Teddy L.
Stutter reviews
It all started in the hallway when they bumped into each other as he was leaving detention. slight PercabethPercyxOC. Read and Review! T because hello! Teenagers! Curses all over the place in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Percy J., OC] Aphrodite, Nico A.
Blue Moon reviews
When someone she never thought she would see again turns up on her doorstep, opening a whole can of worms, Claire is surprised. She is worried about what her blast from the past, Kyel, on her doorstep means. Because Claire has a secret. A dangerous one at that. A world never known to exist is brought to light. Be ready to duck, because The Shit. Has Hit. The Fan. ON HIATUS
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Claire D.