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Author has written 13 stories for Maximum Ride, Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas, Degrassi, Alex Rider, Emma, and Host.

Hello! I'm Sarah, and I'm a nerd.

Just so everybody knows: I love to write, obviously. However, I'm currently a junior in high school, and I'm taking four AP classes this year, in which I work hard not to have below a 99 in any of them (math is another story). I have to look at colleges, study for SATs, write for the News and try to get all my homework and reading done on time. I try to spend my free time with family and friends, and this year especially I don't have a whole lot of time to write. I really appreciate everybody who reads and reviews my stories, and I feel bad that I can never find the time to update. I just want to thank everybody for their patience and warn you guys that I'm a pretty slow updater for the aforementioned reasons. However, I do try to squeeze in a chapter here and there whenever I can find time (:

Quotes from the media, books, that Notable Quotes app on my iPod, etc...

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." --Robert Byrne

"We didn't loose the game; we just ran out of time." --Vince Lombardi

"When nothing goes right...go left." --?

"In the end, it will be okay. If it's not okay, it's not the end." --?

"How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it." Mark Twain

"Women are like teabags: you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt

"I will not be a slave to time, time must learn to roll with me." Big D and the Kids Table

"Is it a dream keeping you awake?" Dr. Dog

"When life gives you lemons, make hot apple cider. Then sit back and let life wonder how the heck you did that." --?

"Someday soon my friend, this ride will come to an end, and we can't just get in line again." Streetlight Manifesto

"The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears." John Vance Cheney

"Indeed, I am very sorry to be right in this instance. I would rather be merry than wise." Jane Austen

"Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion." Jane Austen

Wolverine (after batteling Mystique): Hey it's me.
Cyclopse: Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclopse:...Okay. --X-Men: The Movie

'Good Luck' by Big D & The Kid's Table (Because this whole song is one big giant quote for me)
I've seen 22 years of life/ And I think I basically know what's going on/ As far as what life's not about.
Well there's a cycle I won't be part of/
But not because I don't think it's right/
I must keep doing what I think I'm here for/
Not get buried in someone else's life,
When I was younger, I didn't know life meant falling into place/
Taking over a menial position/ That meant nothing to you in the first place,
Getting older, confused by friends they're 22 and almost done/ I must have missed the grow-up sign/ I thought we were still having fun
So good luck, with not forgetting who you are,
Good luck, even though it seems you have to
Good luck, finding your own way, not setting in where your not happy
Good luck, remembering it's only life
Good luck, not following what you don't believe in
Good luck, seeing many problems are only a big deal if you make them
Everyone I met surrounds me every day in my head/ It's a part of what makes me who I am/ It's the attitude of my life,
And I turn around and see how some have made me feel/ So nice to be, just made me laugh at life when I couldn't deal.
And I wanna be just like that/ It's what I'm trying to be want to be,
Not held down by others but now I can see/ I'll make my life a place I like or I could just sit and blame for things not right/ What's to gain spending all of our life putting your friends down again and again?
Good luck, being someone who can always help someone out
Good luck, in remembering how much you can effect someone else
Good luck, with not being selfish
Good luck, with not being alone
Good luck, in this world we're all just trying to get along
Good luck, with not getting caught up
Good luck, with not getting stressed
Good luck, with figuring things out
Good luck, with doing your best
Good luck, with not loosing yourself
Good luck, with standing for what's right
Good luck, for being happy when you sit to review your life

There's probably more but this is all I can think of right now :)

So, that's me. I don't really know how to end my profile, because I'm kind of socially awkward and all. But I'd just like to give a humungous thanks to everybody who's ever reviewed or favorited or alerted one of my stories. It means a lot to me to know that people are actually enjoying what I write, and tips are always welcome. So...thanks! (:

Oh, and I ALWAYS forget the disclaimer in my stories (are they really necessary? I mean come on, do I look like James Patterson?), so here it is now: I do not own any of the characters from any of the books in any of my fanfictions. I only own the characters I make up, and the plots I create. It's pretty self-explanatory.

I'll wrap it up with one of my favorite poems, by my hero. I could probably recite this in my sleep, but I used the book to get every capitalization and apostrophe right. Enjoy!

"Of Wild Artists Writing"
By David McWane
From The Gypsy Mile

What will I do now
With this dread
That has set in?
Review chords that may sound nice in a specific
With specific beats per minute
What's the point?
The chances of
Liking this
Are slim to none
"He's just not a good writer"
"He spells like a 5th grader"
"Anyone can do this"
But everyone doesn't
They may
About impulsive writing plans
Jot down moments of creativity
In a notebook
A gift from a girlfriend
College boyfriend
Given three Christmases past
I dislike the haters
Of wild artists writing
You sit
With a book
That is bound
Dead in the middle or just past it
It has a cover
And a foreword too
With a dedication
To my father
About my writers block
Thinking about how you
Write better than
What you are now reading
And you should
Begin today
That's the point
And my dread is gone

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Disowned by MissingLarruping reviews
Lady Catherine takes things farther than Darcy will stand for. Regency era.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011
What Kind of Fairy Tale is This? by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Normal fairy tales don't have blind mutant bird kids...until now. IggyxOC. What happens when Iggy gets separated from the flock and meets a new "friend"? Humorous Romance fic. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,134 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Iggy
Gen55 by Theodora Helena Miller reviews
The Flock gets a new and super-dangerous member. Take that, Fang Gang. *T for violence.*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Max, Iggy
Ella Martinez: In Search of Mutants by IggyRoX234 reviews
Hello, my name is Ella Martinez. You know me as Max's sister, but there's a lot more to it. A lot more...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,900 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010
Sardines at Hartfield by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
Instead of alphabet squares, Frank suggests that they all play a game of Sardines. AU & a little cracky, but hopefully still fun.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
The Catalyst by Elivra26 reviews
What exactly happened when Lady Catherine confronted Mr. Darcy after her disastrous interview with Elizabeth? Here is one, hopefully believable, version. Regency. One-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Romeo and Juliet Facebook News Feed Edition by jununy reviews
What the title says. It's worse than you'd expect.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Romeo, Juliet
With The Aid Of An Angel by ah0y-carina reviews
JT Yorke died years ago, but he never really left. He's back in Degrassi, knowing that he needs to help someone, his life at Degrassi isn't complete. So he turns to Clare, sure that he wants to help her, guiding her throughout life. But...why?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Clare E., JT Y.
Alex Rider: Contamination by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Rewrite of my old story. New and improved! Alex/OC. Alex and Annabelle must partner up to stop TwistMist Co. before they contaminate the world, with some humour and romance thrown in :D And a lot of adventure!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Eleven by fivecents reviews
A Degrassi girl has committed suicide and has left behind eleven letters. One to Adam, Alli, Bianca, Clare, Eli, Drew, Fitz, K.C., Wesley, Fiona,and Jenna. Only one letter though, holds the reason behind her death...but whose letter?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,685 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Wife Beaters of Highbury by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
'Emma', post-novel. Mr. Knightley considers whether or not he should stop beating his wife, and decides to ask the men of his acquaintance.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
You Promised by LittleSpark31 reviews
Promises are almost always broken. The hardest way to learn this is to have it happen to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,429 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ari B. - Complete
The Other Goldsworthy by 911ost at sea reviews
Eli has been hiding more than just a dead ex-girlfriend. what happens when his biggest secret comes back and attacks him? Literally! Will Eli be able to handle it, or will he finally come to terms with the fact that some things are just beyond his control
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010
Prosthetic Wings by i-effed-it-all-up reviews
Max has lost her wings to cancer. What can Jeb do to help? ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Max, Jeb B.
Reading Between The Lines by Writes4All reviews
COMPLETED! Anybody else notice Eli and Clare seemed WAY closer in Try Honesty? Even if it wasn't on-screen, methinks they had a few moments we didn't see after he gave her the headphones. So, here's an idea for what might've happened!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
My Wish Gone Wrong! by SurfandSnowRider reviews
All I wanted was a nice Eraser and trouble free day. Not too much to ask foe right? Yeah well the next thing ya know I wake up and my wings are Freaking gone! not to mention Fang, Ella and Dr. Martinez are acting really weird. Lots of FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Max, Fang
His Legacy by alexa35 reviews
When a simple nurse finds a stack of unopened letters under the hospital bed of the late Gasman addressed to several people with highly unusual names, she makes it her mission to get those letters to who they were meant for, no matter what it takes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8275 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Life's a Headline Story by artist1157 reviews
This is chapter twelve from Eli's POV. I hope you like it!
Along for the Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
IT WOULD REALLY STINK IF by IggyRoX234 reviews
Characters from Maximum Ride share 10 things that they think would really stink if it happened. Really Random. Really Funny. READ AND REVIEW! Please. I WANT REVIEWERS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
With the Sun by reviews
When I say I truly didn’t expect her response, I really didn’t. No one was more surprised than me when she said, “Well, maybe I can.” Wes's point of view during the library scene.
Truth About Forever - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Gone with the Wind by scuba4life reviews
Max and the flock fly over Perdido Beach and visit the McDonald's there when the poof happens. First fanfic so be kind please. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gone - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
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Over My Head reviews
Alex Rider has once again been bribed into one of MI6's ploys. This time, it's to investigate rumors about a company that experiments on children. When he meets six young, helpless birdkids, Alex proves to once again be in over his head. fax later...
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Max
Barely Human reviews
Mel, Jared, Wanda, Ian, Doc and Jamie set out to meet another group of humans, who live in Antarctica. Only, not all of them are human...or souls. Six of them happen to be avian-humans, and Jamie takes interest in one in particular. Even if she hates him.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Host - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,221 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Nudge, James S./Jamie - Complete
The Life of Omega reviews
We all know Omega as the loser in book 3 that Max beats. There's so much more to him than that, though. His life is a roller coaster of lies, love, betrayal, and everything in between. He remembers all of it. Read on to learn about the crazy life of Omega
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Omega
Watch and Learn reviews
Julia watches those she left behind, contemplative. JT loves pulling pranks on the living world. Rick usually keeps to himself, but sometimes lashes out. Nobody can see or here them...except each other. Even the Degrassi afterlife is complicated, it seems
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,391 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Eli G., JT Y.
Envy, Contempt, and Brutal Love reviews
A series of oneshots on various events throughout the book-but with Mr. Knightly's input. Get inside the head of everybody's favorite gentleman as he battles envy, contempt, love, and Frank Churchill.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011
The Flock Goes Fanfiction reviews
Join in the fun as the flock discovers the Maximum Ride category of Fanfiction! Complete with awkwardness, cliches and whatever else you would expect when the flock stumbled upon this here website. Read and enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2011
Exception reviews
I don't know how this happened. Believe it or not, but I can actually SEE this girl, and nobody else. So of course, I'm not going to let her slip through my fingers. Not a chance. There are exceptions to every here's mine. IggyxOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Iggy
The Pack reviews
After Fang leaves, the Flock needs something new. The solution? Their wolf-human alter-egos, the Pack. There's more to it than any of them know, though. Sometimes, it takes a leap of faith to get where you need to be. IggyxOC,some Max/Fang action.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 69,130 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Just Not Fair reviews
In 'All Falls Down', Eli mentions how he used to get bullied when he was nine. Naturally, I felt the need to elaborate. So, here's my take on Eli's tormented grade-school days.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Eli G.
The Name is Gasman reviews
The name's Gasman...The Gasman. Pardon me, but that just doesn't sound as appealing as it used to. I've got to think about the LADIES. I'm already 12... Random one-shot. Gazzy's 12. I feel like he just doesn't get enough recognition :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Isn't It Lucky That I Still Have You? reviews
The ending of this book was so, so sad. And I know that that's what made it powerful, but I thought I'd write a brief alternate ending anyway. Still sad, but not AS sad. Just one detail changed, and the rest can stay the same.
Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Matt H., Kate
Clinic Scene in Saving the World Fang's POV reviews
Remember that scene in STWAOES when Max is drugged up on Valium and tells Fang she loves him? Well here's Fang's perspective of that. This was initially a school project, so... yeah. Read and let me know?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Fang, Max
Just Another Day At School reviews
In the Max Ride books, Max mentions her life back at School a few times. So I thought I'd zoom in on a day and detail it. Max's POV. Pretty short, just a quick little read. Enjoy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete