Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Dragon Ball Z, and iCarly.
I am The Blind Sniper. Not much else to tell. Except all this crap!
What up? I'm The Blind Sniper, and this is my biography, which is complete bull, because the only thing you're really going to learn from this is how strange I can be at times and a bunch of other crap that I don't feel like talking about right now.
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY!
Movies: A lot
Music: I'll tell you later
Books: Maximum Ride... any books that my cousin picks for me, I guess.
The only difference between me and most people is that I walk through my problems and they camp in them.
Who's been abandoned? THIS GUY
Who's been found? THIS GUY
Who's been damaged, seemingly beyond repair? THIS GUY
Who's experienced bad times? THIS GUY
Who's appreciated good times? THIS GUY
Who's been hated for being loving? THIS GUY
Who's been loved for being the same thing? THIS GUY
random quotes and stuff:
X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.(Yeah, but to mess with the security guard)
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.(What little black boy hasn't been?)
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.(Well, there's MY house, my MOM'S house, my DAD'S house, my UNCLE'S house and my GRANDDAD'S house. Yeah, I'm in a lot of different places)
X Black is one of your favourite colors.(Yeah, considering that I'm black)
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.(Yeah, considering that I'm black)
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.
X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
x you dislike pink.(I have a pink shirt that says, 'Forget U Man, I love pink')
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.(6th grade. Worst year of my life)
X You don't care what you look like.(Um, why should I?)
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.(I was the wide reciever on my football team in highschool, and I was on the track team)
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.(I don't have a garage... does a basement count?)
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.(16)
X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color
Your guy side
X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (but really? Who doesnt wanna be a firefighter?!)
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.(Go! Go! Power Rangers!)
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
XYou go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.
Your girl side:
X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink(Pink shirt)
x Go to your mom for advice.
XYou consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.(Yeah, because I'm happy)
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Well, a dude does need his colonge every once in awhile to give him back his manly sent...)
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid(Does ripping their heads off and throwing them at other kids count?)
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
I'm a dude.
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
No. But yeah, not too cool.
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
No. Just... no.
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
I have a friend named 'Ari'. It's pernounced 'R-E'
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
No. It's not funny. At all.
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
No. did I think it was totally weird? Yeah, I did.
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
no, but i was like, 'what the heck!?'
9. Who is your favorite character?
10. Do you like Jeb?
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Yes, I was
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
No freaking crap
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
Schools Out-- Forever...'nuff said, man
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
One X by: Three Days Grace
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
A flying fetus
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Fang- guitar; Iggy- Keyboard; Nudge and Max-vocals; Gazzy- Drums
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
Because Max was all like, "Hey, let's go to Antartica. Why? Because, I FREAKING WANT TO!"
20. MIGGY or FAX?
Is that a question? Fax
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits: To Know That You're Alive-Kutless
Waking Up: Good Times-Finger Eleven
First Day At School: Who Dat-JCole (Man, I got that swing)
Making Your New Best Friend: Drag You Down-Finger Eleven (Okay... Awkward...)
Falling In Love: Over and Over-Three Days Grace (Yup)
Breaking Up: In Pieces-Linkin Park (It's sort of weird how this is working for me)
Prom: Closer To Love-Mat Kearney (Hm...)
Graduation: Life is Beautiful-Press Play (Whatever)
Life's Okay: Dear X(You Don't Own Me)-Disciple (Um... aren't you a little late?)
Death of a Close Friend: 45-Shinedown (And You couldn't have been one more down?
Mental Breakdown: Feed The Machine-RED (I know I hear some pretty messed up stuff when I'm having a mental breakdown. That's where I get my story ideas from...)
Flashback: Things Left Unsaid-Disciple (This is the only song that actually has ever made me cry. Of course, that was around the time that my little brother died)
Getting It Back Together: Blink-Revive (This song is so true... go iPod on shuffle! You can pick, man!)
Birth of Child: Breath-Breaking Benjamin (Eh)
Wedding Scene: Closer- Shawn McDonald (Really? So mushy...)
Car Accident: Crank Dat-Soulja Boy (What?)
Final Battle: Time of Dying-Three Days Grace (Okay. Back on track)
Death Scene: Not Afraid-Eminem (NOOOO!)
Funeral Song: This Is Home-Switchfoot (Okay)
End Credits: Forever-Drake, Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, Eminem (YEAH!)
Deleted Scenes: When I come around by Green day
19 Secrets about yourslef...
1) Where did you get your default picture? I forgot
2) What's your middle name? Edward
3) What is your current mood? Freaking Happy
4) What color shirt are you wearing? Green
5) Missing something? Yeah, your mama. Tell her that I miss her.
6) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Probably 7th grade. I was a dumb kid. I'm okay now, though.
7) Ever had a near death experience? I almost got ran over by a car when I was two, but my mama went ninja, and grabbed me.
8) Something you do a lot? Play the drums, write, live life.
9) The song stuck in your head? I don't have one stuck in my head.
10) Who did you copy and paste this from? Someone that I know.
11) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yeah, at my church. I guess I'm good, but I'm always trying to get better.
12) If you could have one super power what would it be? The power to freeze time and start it up again whenever I want.
13) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I've recently started noticing the facial features first.
14) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Whatever I want.
15) What are you? African(65%), Puerto Rican(12%), Native(20%), Irish(?%), Spanish(?%)
16) Do you speak any other language? English(main), Spanish(I got it down), French(I'm okay) and Kenyan(I'm learning from my friend)
17) What are you thinking about right now? Right now I'm thinking about writing.
18) If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be? Um... Jones. Because, that's my last name.
19) Interesting Facts about you? I play the guitar and drums. I play for my church(the drums). I played football in Middle School and Highschool(wide reciever). I freaking love music. I'm a very sarcastic person, also very shy. I am married.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*h (a female dog)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid (the sad thing is that I do... but that doesn't mean EVERY black person likes fried chicken and kool-aid... sort of...)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I prefer to be a little different. But a likable different)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (19 is pretty young...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Gonna be honest. When men do this and when women assume that I'm like this, it offends me. I'd never. And, I haven't)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockeyand beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I dislike cursing, because I do)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Just to let you know, I do not approve of my friend doing this. In fact, we have talked to her mom about the issue. Don't want her to get hurt!)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (It depends on situation. If it were bringing up certain traumatizing events, then yeah, I'd probably cry easy)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
Stop the stereotypes!
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