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Midnight Love:

Sonny's PJ's: http://www.victoriassecret.com/ss/Satellite?ProductID=1265393670902&c=Page&cid=1292979622944&pagename=vsdWrapper

Sonny's Ring:http://weddingringsite.net/wedding-rings/wedding-rings-for-women-9/

Sonny's Outfit during the first day at the hospital:http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i40.tinypic.com/sex210.jpg&imgrefurl=http://selenastyle.com/style/0401.php&usg=_bMXyBlPJhXv_MVc2MDCMKochfME=&h=357&w=502&sz=198&hl=en&start=32&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=Kq6B9_De9-ytaM:&tbnh=92&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dselena%2Bgomez%2Boutfits%26start%3D20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN%26sout%3D1%26ndsp%3D20%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D532%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=LqxUTbHTMcOblgfvifHvBg

Sonny's outfit when Aunt Nicole comes:http://selenastyle.com/style/0801.php

If you agree and nod along to all of these, you are a Sonny with a

Chance mega fan and have to paste this on your page:

1. You called Sonny nice and are expecting some scented candles soon.

2. You can remember Sonny's number off by heart.

3. You quote Chad Dylan Cooper in real life.

4. You want to go to Lookout Mountain.

5. You know all the words to the Stop SPS song. What a legendary song :D

6. You adore Cupcake, even if he costs $40 an hour.

7. You think Chad Dylan Cooper really is the greatest actor of our generation.

8. You smile hugely when Chad gets jealous.

9. You think Channy is the greatest couple there will ever be.

10. Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.

11. Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself.

12. When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.

13. You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.

14. You just wish Channy would form already!

15. So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.

16. You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.

17. You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.

18. Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!

19. You wish you could taste the creamy goodness of the fro yo machine.

20. Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!

21. You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper.

22. You suddenly want to go live in a vent.

23. Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.

24. You know the difference between Coco Moco Coco and Moco Coco Moco.

25. You settle things by playing musical chairs.

26. You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.

27. You can't say no to the kiss cam.

28. You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs!

29. You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real.

30. You know there are eighty shades of white.

31. You know even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink.

32. You understand why you shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)

33. You realize why you shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.

34. You know Tawni Town is one heck of a town.

35. You know that you can fall in love with your mortal enemy.

36. You realize not all proms end in disaster.

37. You know that you have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.

38. You know people will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts".

39. You know five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.

40. You know a mop makes a great present.

41. You know a tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable.

42. You know anyone can pull off a weird beard.

43. You realize chicken fingers and ski ball are a great combo.

44. You know Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.

45. You know a 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.

46. You don't let your co-star talk without a script.

47. You realize Tween Choice Awards make great toilet paper holders.

48. You know if you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting.

49. You spend most of your time reading and writing fanfiction for Channy.

50. You answer your phone with "Let me hear you say HEEEEY!"

51. When you wanna show your friend something, you say check it out, check it out!

52. Instead of sandwich, you say sammich.

53. You leave the room yelling 'PEACE OUT SUKAHS!"

54. You say a'ight in a Chad Dylan Cooper fashion.

55. Whenever someone acts OOC, you like to draw a circle in the air and explain the circle of life.

56. You laugh at people who say double duty.

57. You know the importance of having two phones.

58. You know it's serious if Chad cuts his massage to an hour.

59. You know Camp Hip Hop is better than the Chad Dylan Cooper Story.

60. You break up people by dressing up like Big Foot.

61. You realize syrup and feathers is the best way to prank someone.

62. To scare someone out of your prop house, you lure them into the arms of a rat that used up all your film.

63. You know to get a hug from Chad, you need to buy a box of cookies.

64. You joined the Blossom Scouts.

65. You know pacts are broken when you deal with a guy who hides cameras in gift baskets.

66. You cheer up people by making them a balloon animal.

67. You know Sonny will always do your science project if you act sad enough.

68. You always practice to be a tennis judge in the middle of the cafeteria.

69. You know why Zac Efron is banned from the Mackenzie Falls set.

70. You know, even if you deny it that you can fall in love with your enemy.

71. You know that pretty gets you two things: dates and steaks.


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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (deleted some lines because of this)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem


Ten Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance.
1. There are eighty shades of white.
2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy.
7. Not all proms end in disaster.
8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Didn'ts".
10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love Sonny with a Chance!

-I watched an episode of Hannah Montana because Sterling Knight was in it.

-I wish I owned a Mackenzie Falls uniform.

-I wish So Random was an actual show.

-My friends feel the need to slap themselves when they say something that could remind you about SWAC in front of me because I'll start talking about it.

-I squeal whenever there's a cute Channy moment in SWAC.

-Sonny with a Chance is about the only show I watch anymore.

-I've seen every episode atleast 5 times.

-I'm mad at Disney for not adding Channy in some episodes they could have.

-The only fanfics i've written are SWAC ones.

If these describe you too, copy and paste this in your profile.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

(i had to go all the way across the house for this)

"The right weapon" Carlos said.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My printer

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Big Time Concert-BTR

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:09

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Behind those hazel eyes by Kelly Clarkson

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Telling my dog to shut-up

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Another Fan Fiction profile that I copied this from and changed the answers to my own

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, striped socks, a black camisole and a american eagle shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

YEP

11. When did you last laugh?

Like 3 hours ago

12. What is on the walls of your bedroom?

Posters, pictures and lyrics

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Does my brother count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

hmmmmmm...intresting?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Tangled

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

New house, help pay off my churchs debt and a whole new wardorbe

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have never been on a rollercoster in my lifetime

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

no criminals and no war

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes

20. George Bush:

Weird!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Miranda, Destiny, or Summer

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Mason

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No

Questions:

Name: Charity (not giving you my last name!)

Birthday: June 4th

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Height: idk like 5'7 or somethin

Boyfriend: none im single and lovin' it

Fav. Sports: Tennis, horseback riding, volleyball, and football

Siblings: 7 brothers (1 full, 2 half, and 4 foster) 8 sisters (one half, 7 foster)

Pets: Dog- princess, pugsey (we also are fostering 2 little unnamed ones)

Favorite Tv Shows: What not to wear, Sonny with a Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place, Say yes to the dress,

Favorite Movies: CHARLIE ST. CLOUD!!!!!!!!!

Middle Name(s): not saying

Hobbies: hanging with friends, playing and messing around, reading, and facebook

Favorite Male Celebrities: Sterling Knight, Justin Bieber,

Favorite Female Celebrities: Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Brigit Mendler, Kelley Clarkson

Music: Demi Lovato,Selena Gomez, Kelly Clarkson, Bruno Mars, Brigit mendler, Justin Beiber

Song that cheers me up: Year 3000 by jonas brothers

Songs that make me sad: Fifteen by Taylor swift

Favourite song: just one!?!?! ugh i cant decide!!!

Least favourite song: Party in the USA

Favourite Party Song: Party Up

Funeral Song: This is my paradise-Brigit mendler


Your Boy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk(ed) with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night.

Your Girl Side

You wear/wore lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You love to wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-old's sing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If life's fair, then why don't men have PMS?

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own darn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., cop, paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Whoever said that everything's possible never tried slamming a revolving door!

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist this stupid fad, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this to your profile

If you have sibling that drive you crazy copy and paste this to your profile

If you like little kids movies like the fox and the hound and your older than 10 copy and paste this to your profile

If you love to sing even if you may or may not suck copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On a children's fold-away stroller:
Do not fold while child is in stroller
(Wouldn't that save time?)


If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend and still love her, then copy this to your profile.

If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more Gummy Bears , copy and paste this into your profile.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If your against child abuse, copy and paste this on your profile:

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

This is about school shootings:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Make School Shootings Stop!

"Are you guys breathing in too much bugspray? That looks like a wolf in a hoodie... your candy face could be... mmmm... Anything" ~ Chad dylan cooper

"that's your scream?"
"Wait... thoose are your arms?"
"well played" ~ Chad and nico - the legend of candy face

"We found her!"
"How's She lookin'?"
"Terrible... witch must mean she's ok" ~ Zora, Tawni and Grady

"you know what this means? it means that candy face also attacked mackenzie falls"
Oh please... this has so random written all over it!" ~ Zora and Chad

"My smoothies will be chunky!"
"and my hair wil be smoothie!" ~ Tawni and chad

"The candy cam can!"
"the candy cam can?"
"Yes the candy cam can" ~ Zora and Sonny

"Now if you excuse me, its time to say beuneas dias to senoir smoothie" - Chad dylan cooper

"The only thing i could think of is if chad dylan cooper the greatest actor of our genoration was here to save us"
"he is... and he will!" ~ Chad and Sonny

"Its got sonnys head!"
"its ripping her hair out!"
"... brain... juice" ~ Zora grady and nico.

"Sonny was my best friend...I meant everything to her!" - Tawni

"Look at all the pointy things we made toghether" - Sonny

"Perky face is right!" - Chad

"So i guess that means the feud between so random and mackenzie falls is offically behind us"
"Behind you"
"No behind all of us grady"
"No what is behind you!?" ~ Sonnny and Grady

"Candy face aint got nothin on me!" ~ Sonny

"come one people! Does blowing up a man's toilet seat really acomplish anything?"
"It does if he's sitting on it" ~ Sonny and Zora

"HAHAHAH well lucky for you, we were standing!" ~ Chad

"Who is this guy?"
"THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!"
"THEN WHY IS SHE KISSING HIM?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!" ~ Tawni and Chad

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…


Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, tell me to wait here.

Any minute now, I will jump in with my pointless observations.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

We are not retreating . . . we are advancing in another direction.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening IDIOCY.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Hi, my job is to annoy you.

Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

Keep smiling, it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support.

I didn't lose my mind; I sold it on eBay.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions; it's just that yours is stupid!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. Not so sure about the universe.

I had a friend once, but the rope broke and he got away.

I'm sure someone cares that you're alive. It's just not me!

If you don't know what to write in a story, kill someone off!

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I've got news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

I ate a waffle today . . . in accordance to the prophecy.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door.

I let my mind wander, but it never came back.

I don't have a psychiatrist and I don't want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

Guys don't fall for me. I just trip them.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Slinky + escalator = endless fun

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . now where the heck am I?

"You're near-sighted, arthritic, you reflexes are shot, and you're trying to unlock a cactus."~ Ben Tennison "Ben 10"

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Make a man a fire and you can keep him warm for a day, but set a man on fire and you can keep him warm for life.

The lottery is a tax on people who are really bad at math.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes . . . and we love them anyways.

A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

The statisitics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying that there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem work itself out?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love then anyways.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

Ooh . . . a life! Where can I download one?

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was you fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friends's forehead.

To err is human. To really screw things up, you need a computer.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

Join the army, go to exotic places, meet new people, then kill them.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

"Cute as a button" Since when are buttons cute?

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark sunglasses so as not to be recognized.

An expert is a person who tells you a simple thing in a confusing way in such a fashion that you think the confusion is your fault.

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning for others.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odd are, you're one of them.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

You'll always miss 100 of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99 of the shots you do.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

Rule #13: If you ever see an angry chainsaw zombie coming at you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Friends bail you out of jail - best friends are in the room next to you going "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

People say "Guns don't kill people people kill people." Well I think guns help. If you stood there next to someone and yelled BANG! I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

There's nothing wrong with arguing with you. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might want to offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!


FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


CHANNY-NESS! lol~Put this on your profile if you are a true Channy fan~

You and Chad are magic together!" ~Marshall Pike

"You two are...perfect for each other!" ~Selena Gomez

"After it happens, you know we're gonna be in love." ~Chad Dylan Cooper

"Look, even if I did wanna kiss him, I'd kiss him whenever I wanted to kiss him, not when he said I was gonna want to kiss him." ~Sonny Munroe

"Well, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes even hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated." ~Sonny Munroe

"We don't have secrets. Do we?" ~Chad Dylan Cooper

"Wait, like us - liking each other?" ~Sonny Munroe

"Seems like you two have a little something something going on. Care to comment?" ~Gilroy Smith

"I heard the first time you two met, he stole your heart." ~Gilroy Smith

"Do you wanna kiss him? I think you do!" ~Tawni Hart

"If anyone's going to fall in love with anyone, it'll be Chad with you!" ~Tawni Hart

"Sonny, will you go out with me?" ~Chad Dylan Cooper

"When two people are this right for each other, there's only one thing to do!" ~Sonny Munroe

"Yes, I'll go out with you." ~Sonny Munroe


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Crazy is when you have arguments with your english teacher about Team Edward and Team Jacob (I'm team Jacob!)


I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...


Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.


THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile


10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Pubic, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"


They were looking through peoples myspaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then an instant message came up

It said:

SatanStalker:So how do u like my myspace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX:who is this anyway??

SatanStalker:Well,yoou should know you're looking at my Myspace right now

XxLoVemExX:How do you know im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my Myspace

XxLoVemExX:What?That doesn't make any sense How?

SatanStalker:I just do

SatanStalker:Especially to pretty girls like you.

SatanStalker:With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girls were wearing very high shorts

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Okay,whatever man youre starting to scare the living shit out of me.

SatanStalker:You should be afraid

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want a ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

they were in shock.

Her friend:Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok,holy crap, you think hes watching us

SatanStalker:I am

SatanStalker:Well,that wouldnt stop me from coming to your house

XxLoVemExX:What? My house?

SatanStalker:Yeah,youre alone so,its not a problem

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think im going to leave no because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screename says love me, Trust me that wont be a problem

SatanStalker has just signed off

The girl and her friend were really scared

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me i doubt hes really coming. It just a joke from someone

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of the sudden,the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one says anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News The next morning was that theree was one girl dead in the bathroom.

Her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

if you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, One in your bathroom

One in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well,what are you waiting for?

repost this or you are going to die.


You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when...

You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real.-'fraid not...

Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.-some of 'em

Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself. CHECK!

You babble about Channy all the time and wish there's more Channy in every episode you watch. CHECK!

When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.-...maybe

You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube. parts of em

So Far So Great is always stuck in your head. CHECK!-or How We Do This, or What To Do (both MAJOR Channy songs) :P

You think cheese pants are the coolest invention. They're a'ight :P

You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town! CHECK!

You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms. CHECK!

Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO! I wish, but my friends say it's too weird :P

You wish you could taste the creamy goodness or the fro yo machine. CHECK!

Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad! Sometimes, yeah

You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper. ...maybe...but Sonny's got him taken. :) Good 4 her (:

You suddenly want to go live in a vent. CHECK!

Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco. CHECK!

You settle things by playing musical chairs. CHECK!

You do know there are 80 shades of white. CHECK!

You know to get a hug from Chad, you need to buy a box of cookies.-I'm gonna go buy some cookies...

You say a'ight in a Chad Dylan Cooper fashion.-I do now!

You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.-It's on my "to do" list...

You don't let your co-star talk without a script.-deffo

You realize Tween Choice Awards make great toilet paper holders.-what else do i use it for?

You know if you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting.-It's a good point

You spend most of your time reading and writing fanfiction for Channy.-Uh-huh

You answer your phone with "Let me hear you say HEEEEY!"-I do now

When you wanna show your friend something, you say check it out, check it out!-ya,

You can't say no to the kiss cam. CHECK!

You cheer up people by making them a balloon animal-I would, if I could :(

You know it's serious if Chad cuts his massage to an hour.-Deffo :P

You laugh at people who say double duty. CHECK!

You understand why you shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)-I need to find a weird beard...

You realize why you shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.-ah, the cookies are worth it! :P

You know that you can fall in love with your mortal enemy.-of course!!!

You realize not all proms end in disaster.-Cause sometimes you have that prefect dance with that special person (Channy :D)

You know that five weddings and a wedding makes a whole lotta weddings!-DUH!!!

You know that a tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable-Ditto :)

You know that pretty gets you two things: dates and steaks.

You know that when bats leave a cave, they always fly left.

You know Sonny will always do your science project if you act sad enough.

You always practice to be a tennis judge in the middle of the cafeteria.

You know that the Halloween episode of Mackenzie Falls is where they all get bitten by vampires and get really cool hair.

You know why Zac Efron is banned from the Mackenzie Falls set.-coz it's Chad's wall, and Chad likes saying he bans Zac Efron :P...there will come a day when Zac Efron comes knocking on that door and he's like "hey, can I come in" and Chad'll be like "Oh no, you're banned!" ;P

You know that... "DELTA NU RULES!"

You want to eat a Chad Safari Bar.-yummy ;D

You know that when you're feeling bad, you should just eat Chad-Mmm ;)

You know when bats fly out of a cave they always fly left.

You followed Chad on Flitter.-I do now

On Wednesday nights, you spend your time surfing channels to see which one Mackenzie Falls is on.-Haven't found it yet...

When life gives you a problem, you ask yourself, "What would Pauly do?"

You've watched every single Sonny episode at least three times.-JUST 3? WAAAAAAAAY more than 3!!!! (especially FFTF :D)

Most episodes you know by heart, yet you still laugh at Zora's craziness and still "Aww" at the Channy moments.

There isn't a day that you don't think about Sonny With A Chance. (more like a MINUTE)

You dream about the characters and actors all the time.

You feel like you're about to explode when the new SWAC episode is coming on.

You look back at old episodes where Sonny and Chad used to fight and think to yourself: "Ha. Now they're dating."

You wish Selena Gomez would come back as a guest star and when she sees that they're dating, will yell: "HA! I told you both you liked each other!"

You pray Demi Lovato and Sterling Knight will do a duet someday soon.

Whenever you hear a love song, you think of Channy.

You know that if you want your cast mates and your boyfriend to get along, you have to fake a cold.

You know and plan to explode when Chad and Sonny kiss. =D

You know all the words to the 12 days of sickmas :)

Even if you know what will happen by the end of Season 2, you will treasure ever single moment Chad and Sonny are together.-(they WON'T stay apart for long...I intend to make sure of it *evil laugh*)

You know that you need to take a taxi to see where they now make Chad park his car-It's funny, coz it's true! :P

You know why in the morning, a certian Dylan Cooper will be hairless-lol :)

You pray that in the season 2 finale, Chad will sing to Sonny and win her back-It HAS to happen! After she's sang her song, of course...

You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs! CHECK!

Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it... CHECK!

And you are proud to call yourself a SWAC Fan. CHECK!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends if they don't have a screen name or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Favourite Quotes:

"Sounds like somebody needs a shoulder to laugh on."-Chad

"You fool, you've doomed us all!" -Zora Lancaster

"Do they, Sonny? Do they really?" -CDC

"CDC here, whatta do?" -Chad

"This arm says lets cuddle, and this arm says getcha game bro!" -Chad

"I almost died!" -Tawni "But you didn't..." - Sonny

"Because I have brought the gift of joy..."-Sonny. "Get your smelly butt out of the chair!"-Nico. "Get your smelly butt out of my face!"-Grady. "Wow, look at all that joy. It's making Nico's veins and Grady's eyes pop out!"-Chad

"Five weddings, and a wedding, that makes a whole lotta weddings!" -Girls watching movie

"We're going to Narnia!?" - Grady...and later... "This isn't Narnia."

...and later again..."There is no basement? No!"-Sonny. "Exactly how I felt about Narnia!"-Grady

"They're not even lookin' at you!"-Tawni "That's because there's a KID on my LEG!"-Chad

"No, that's just Zora sawing through our floor, your ceiling. Yeah we all thought it was missing something so we made a multi-purpose hole." -Sonny

"This is my meditation room, AND I WILL BE SERENE!!!"-Chad (lol :P)

"I cut my massage to an hour and rushed right over."-Chad

"You're not welcome here Mackenzie."-Sonny "Why? 'Cause I'm richer than you?"-Grady "No... This is the girls bathroom."-Sonny "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?"-Grady "And your zipper's open!"-Sonny "FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"-Grady

"Oh, this story's really scaring me!" -Sonny "Really? Cause what's scaring me is how many smores Zora's eaten." -Chad

"Sonny was my best friend! I meant EVERYTHING to her!" -Tawni

"And, who wasn't at the basement? Chad dylan Co oh-ooper oh-oh oooper oh-oh ooper oh-oh-oh-oh- Now stop it, you guys always play with the toy so much it breaks." -Tawni, Nico, and Grady

"I was his Duck-Duck and he was my Goose." -Tawni

"Ugh, I kissed a pig!" -Chad. "And the best part is, I didn't have to!" -Sonny

"Sonny, will you go out with me?" -Chad, of course!!!

"Oh dear, this is awkward." -Sonny. "Haha, sure is! Sure is awkward. I mean, I know why it's awkward, just wanna know if you know, why it's awkward." -Chad

"I miss you shortstack!"-Chad

"And I missed you too, egg whites with tomato on the side. Don't let them touch, otherwise it's going back!" -Sonny

"She said, you're destined for failure. My cookie said, you're destined for greatness. So I went with the cookie!"-Chad

"I was thinking, how about m'leadin' lady and m'leadin' m'lady do some shopping together...That's where the shopping comes in, c'mon on girls! Shop it up! Yah!"-Chad

"It's m'lady at the zoo...it's m'lady at the pancake house eating a shortstack...it's m'lady screaming at me to stop taking pictures of her shortstack!" -Chad. "Chad, what are you doing?" -Penelope. "That's what she said when I took the picture! Oh, why'd I let her go?! (cries) Don't look at me!"-Chad

"Agggggggghhhh!!!...And that concludes our in-rlight entertainment."-Chad

"Chad, I have to say, I've always hated you for having your own plane,"-Nico "But?"-Chad "That's it..."-Nico

"There's a way to make the pain go away, Chad, join us." -Nico. "Yeah, Chad. Join us in the dateless world of online gaming!" -Grady. "Ooh, it's shiny I can see my face in it!--NO! NEVER!" -Chad

"Wow, whoever you are. It looks like I hit your boyfriend so hard, YOUR seeing double! Hahaha, gotta go..."-Chad (I think :P)

"Chaz, mix it up!"-Chad (they mix up, Sonny messes up both of their hair) "Agghh!"-Chad (fixes his hair)

ALL OF THE QUOTES FROM CHAD WITHOUT A CHANCE, LOVE THAT EPISODE!

and of course..."PEACE OUT SUCKAHS!!!" -Chad


My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Somebody to Love

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Brand New You

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

When I Pretend

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

Dream

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Because of You

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Love Story

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Savin' me

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Me, Myself and Time (lol)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Feelin' Alive

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Should've said no

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

My life would suck without you

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Speak Now

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

One less loney girl (])

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), cbcgirl (chad dylan cooper, to be honest im not sure why XD)


If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), cbcgirl (chad dylan cooper, to be honest im not sure why XD) Chad Dylan cooper fever (chad dylan cooper duh!, jacob black, ian synder)

A good/best friend will...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, loser?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend ask you if you are ok when you are crying. A best friend hands you a kleenex and asks 'Who do I kill?'
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

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7 days with Danny and Mindy. Take a peek into their lives through the text messages they exchanged for seven days.
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Danny C., Mindy L. - Complete
Kiss It Better by writergirl89 reviews
After running away from her feelings, Mindy finds herself alone and comtemplating life with Masterpiece Theater and ice cream. Before getting a call from the hospital. Fluffy, slightly dramatic one-shot.
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Danny C., Mindy L. - Complete
Midnight Love reviews
When secrets are reveled will Sonny and Chad have a chance? Or will a knight in shinning armor, or in this case a hottie decked out in Holister, steal her away?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.