Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, and RWBY.
It has been a heck of a long time since I have updated my profile! Man! Well first things first, I'm Suna No Ken! Glad that all of you have graced my profile page with your presence. Thank You.
Name: Suna No Ken (Like you can have my real name.)
Age: I am now 20 YAY!
Quick description: I'm a cool guy that likes cool things. Mostly manga and anime.
About my works: My main focus right now will be "I'm dating Who" and "Naruto: The way of Shadows". I am going to probably discontinue Flowers but I will put in some epilouge of everything I was going to write for the story so that there are no questions asked about where the story was going to go.
Art: Dont expect much of this, I'll probably only have the art of new outfits or if I'm lucky enough some fan art. I really hope I eventually get fan art. Enjoy!
I'm sure I'm gonna use the rest of the space for some awesome quotes or stuff. For now I'll settle for this one that I practially live by.
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Now some funny ones!
"Its's a Stupid idea, I'll go first"
"It doesn't Matter whose on First, I'm holding a F'n steel bat"
"There is no such thing as overkill, there is only open fire and reload"
"When did chess become a sport? Did I miss it becoming full contact? Do the pieces explode? Is it played with real people that fight with swords and shit? Are there enough nerds in the world for that?" - Friend after I told him chess was declared an "olympic sport"
Follow up statement "What's next Pokemon at the Olymics? Or those giant Yugioh holographic monster things? We have the technology. Damn. I sounded like the announcer for Bionic Woman."
Copy and Pasted this next stuff. Spread it around.
When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday
Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
He who laughs last thinks slowest
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
I'm not as dumb as you look
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. She has them now.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
If you look around and see zombies surrounding you dont worry. I already got away.
FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house
BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food
FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN! We screwed up!"
FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing
BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell
FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: are for life
FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough
BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BIOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!
This next few ones are religious so read, dont read, it's up to you, I'm not trying to force anything down your throats.
Even though you can't see him, God is always there. If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?
Please repost this if you believe this is a true story.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.
WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN
When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I am saved" I'm whispering "I was lost! That is why I chose this way."
When I say..."I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need someone to be my guide.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak and pray for strength to carry on.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed and cannot ever pay the debt.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are too visible but God believes I'm worth it.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain I have my share of heartaches which is why I seek His name.
When I say..."I am a Christian" I do not wish to judge. I have no authority. I only know I'm loved.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Now for Lists!
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Poetry. Some will be nice. Many will be sad. A few will be uplifting. All will pull at your heart.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I read this poem from FanficFemale's profile, who read it from Burnning Truth's who read this from goldenboy892007, who read it from Tsukiko The Librarian, who read it from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Last but not least Random numbers and comments
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who has not, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Driving drunk can kill you and every one around you. Spread the word.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, aticiia, Parselmaster, AkatsukiKing, Burning Truth, FanficFemale, Suna No Ken
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good if you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile