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Author has written 7 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Wolf's Rain, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Transformers, and Rise of the Guardians.
oky da. im 15. live in arkansas. I go by Nucking Futs Nix or just Nix, Prongs, and Antlers. i prefer for my close friends only to call me Prongs or Antlers, so if we are having a conversation, please call me Nix. i luvluvluvluv graphic lemons. anime is my passion. inuyasha, tsubasa those with wings, naruto, vampire knight, he is my master, maid sama, yugioh, avatar, pokemon,wolf's rain, omamori himari, akikan, haruka beyond the stream of time. all of my fave anime. raimon, koga, inutaisho, kepachi, yusei, itachi, sasuke, tsume, yorihisa,tomomasa, inori, esien, tenma, kisame, kaname are allllllllllllllll MINE!!!!!!!!!
you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya, InuTaiyoukaiGalOfDarkAndLight, tashie1010, ObSeSsEd With ROXAS, animeandmangagirl12, mangafreak14
"I am not crazy! I'm fucking INSANE!"
"I'm not crazy! I'm vocalizing!"
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
"All my life i've been good but now i'm thinking what the hell! All i want is to mess around and I don't really care about If you love me If you hate me You can save me baby, baby"
"Touch my family and you die" - Hiei, Shoot for the Moon.
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mum suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mum walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
My name is Sarah -
Four children die as a result of child abuse. Three of the four children are under the age of four.
To die would be an awfully big adventure. - Peter Pan
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then start walking away then remember, copy this into your profile.
Life, it's like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, it's like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
"I'm bringin' sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Duck-Butt-Hair-Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (I think it looks more like a chicken's butt, but whatever!)
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
STOP THE PAIRING WARS!: By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You admit that doing the opposite, you institute a high level of immaturity into your being. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall not flame others for pairings you despise.
If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of ltetres in the wrod... if you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!!
If you like to memorize pick up lines just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile now!!
If for some reason clowns scare you copy and paste this to your profile!
If you think squirrels will some day take over the world copy and paste this to your profile!
If you think Bell from MAR needs to die or just be shot out of a slingshot every time she gets annoying copy and paste this to your profile!!
If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you're a pathetic wretch who is attracted to an anime character...then copy and paste this to your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a Revolving Door!!
If silence is golden...then why is duck tape silver?!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
If you have random times where you start blurting out random words, paste this into your profile.
You are insanely obsessed with listening to your ipod.If you ever watched the three stooges and almost died of laughter, place this in your stinkin' profile.
If you have a nasty temper and people always are on your nerves or asking to be killed, put this in your profile.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
If you think squirrels steal your pencils, pens, and paper on a daily basis, put this in your profile.
If you like being evil at random times, put this in your profile.
( ) BUNNY!!
If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and your parents tell you you have no life, put this in your profile.
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, CalwynN.D.Forever, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Shadow Wolf Princess24
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. I get to go around and PWN people.
9. I get to take over the world! (I've always been bent on world domination...)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.
CUT AND PASTE!!
If you want a plushie of Naruto, put this in your profile!
If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
You can tell when you're obsessed with anime when you...
Decide you want to act like Sasuke
Whenever you see bleach in the grocery store, you say, "Cool..."
You see a log and think it will be perfect for practicing your replacement jutsu.
You open your umbrella and shout, "Open! Umbrellamaru!" as if it were a zanpakutou.
You want to bend an element.
You wonder why Rukia is obsessed with bunnies.
You close then open your eyes and shout either, "Sharingan!" or, "Byakugan!"
You look at a ring and say, "Thirteen totem poles! Rod version!"
You see a key and wonder why it can't be larger so you can wield it against the heartless you saw the other day...
You grow your nails extremely long and shout, "Iron-reaver soul-stealer!"
You try and pull a tooth out so you can forge a powerful sword.
You see a chess board and smirk, thinking you will free America from the Republican party's web of lies by taking over the rebellion and nicknaming yourself "Zero."
You put candy into your mouth and expect your soul to leave your body.
When you take a foam sword and shout, "Dance! Sode no Shirayuki!"
When you see Michael Jackson and scream, "The horror! Orochimaru is real!"
When you hug someone and expect to turn into an animal.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) XD
If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Ass Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
Lies They Tell You In High School - I got this from the book Speak, by Laurie Halse Anderson. Experience has taught me that these listed below are true.
1) We are here to help you
Children don't like school because they love freedom.
To get into prison you have to commit a crime, but they put you in school just because of your age. In other respects school and prison are the same. In both places you are stripped of your freedom and dignity. You are told exactly what you must do, and you are punished for failing to comply. Actually, in school you must spend more time doing exactly what you are told to do than is true in adult prisons, so in that sense school is worse than prison.
Children and teens hate to have their freedom restricted. To a large extent they use their freedom precisely to educate themselves. They are biologically prepared to do that. Children explore and play, freely, in ways designed to learn about the physical and social world in which they are developing. In school they are told they must stop following their interests and, instead, do just what the teacher is telling them they must do. That is why they don't like school.
Children hate school because in school they are not free. Joyful learning requires freedom.
But there are better alternatives to school...
You can get homeschooling, unschooling, online schooling, dropping out/getting a GED and so much more!!
SCHOOL IS PRISON!!!!!
1) We are forced to wake up before our bodies are ready and alert for studying, the ultimate sleep deprivation
In school children are humiliated and dehumanized. Over the course of 12 years (and often times more) they slowly lose their individuality by a failed system of education. It’s maddening and it’s a crime upon their intelligence.
School is prison. It’s a dangerous thought, and it’s primarily what school doesn’t want you to think. If your kids aren’t in school, I’m betting they are thinking a lot of dangerous thoughts! (And by dangerous I mean to the school)!! This amazing world has so much to offer. Why lock them away in a building until they are 18? Why?
What's your element?
Element: Fire and Air
Hey guys I'm going to be posting a new story. This one is a Harry Potter fanfic. Set in the seventh year. Voldemort is gone(or is he???) and draco is a veela that comes into his inheritance over the summer. his mate turns 17 a couple weeks after him and his father's mate also turns 17 on the same day. And no, there will not be DracoxOcxLucius. That is just wrong!!! The title is 'Finding Love In A Veela's Heart'
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