Elizabeth T. Rubenfield
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Joined 05-22-10, id: 2374081, Profile Updated: 08-30-13
Author has written 3 stories for Fairy Tail, and League of Legends.

I've got a few Fairy Tail and League of Legends stories waiting to be uploaded, but I had too much sugar and because of the result, my mom confiscated my precious laptop TT

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist, iTorchic

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, animefan98

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL,CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,animefan98

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!)),animefan98

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD )

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, marie blaze (it was a very strange new years party...), Zilo Sugarpill (my brother tackled me...), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( I fell just as someone was coming behind me...), iTorchic (I bit my toungue from that :( )animefan98(i hate it)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, animefan98

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, animefan98

If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

people of the world who HATE math UNITE! if you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your math teacher is so boring that you almost fell asleep, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are never too old to be young at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you are the insane friend then copy and paste this into your profile.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If you love Itachi copy and paste this into your profile!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends (okay, more like devils...)

Insane is a good thing. Insane means you are random, weird, and don't give a damn what anybody else says. If you have any of these traits and are considered insane, nerdy/geeky or weird, but really one of the few sane and/or not conformist people in the world let it be known! Copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: The Silent Orion, iTorchic

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile. If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile. If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. "Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem." A good friend will bail you out of jail A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we messed up." A good friend helps you when you fall. A true friend laughs at you and trips you again. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Anti-Abortion: (not mine) Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus’ arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) My friends say "What's up?" I say "What's wrong?" My friends say "Hey." I say "Hello." My friends say "That's sick." I say "That's awesome." My friends changed their profile pictures on facebook. I kept my picture cause I like it. My friends like skinny jeans. I like skinny, straight, and boot-cut jeans. My friends like shopping at either Hot Topic, Aeropostale, or Wal-Mart. I like shopping at all of those places. My friends either act mean, compassionate, or friendly. I act like all of the above. My friends say 'lates' when they leave. I say 'bai bai' when I leave. My friends understand 'That's what she said' jokes. I don't, and I admit it. My friends act like themselves. I don't act like anything, because I don't know who I am yet. My friends aren't obsesses with anime/manga. I do, because I am different, and I don't care what they say. You might think all of these things are pointless and stupid. I don't, because this is what I think, and I don't care what you say. CHILD ABUSE ONE: My name is Tiffany I am three, I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I was better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up All day long When I am awake I am alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Agaisnt the wall. I try to hide From his evil eyes I am so afriad now I am starign to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it's my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me Yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door. He's already locked it I start to bawl He takes me throws me Agasint the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!" I scream But it's now to late His face has ben twisted Into an unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please GOD, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three Tonight my Daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top soul And if you read this And don't pass it on, I pray for your forgiveness Beacuse you would have to be One haeartless person not to be effected By this poem And because you are effected Do something about it! So all I ask you Is to pass it on! 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" If you wish you could speak in smileys, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you're the kind of person who always says no when somebody asks if anyone's there, copy/paste this onto your profile

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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An Overnight Consensus by WaddleBuff reviews
Solitude and loneliness had been their closest companions. But as the strain of daily life pulls at her from within, Riven seeks for aid even if she is not aware of it. Fortunately, a sympathetic man with a similar past and a pair of gifted hands is willing to help.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Twisted Fate, Riven
Once Upon A Fairy Tail by A Penned Desire reviews
What happens when a fugitive meets Laxus? Her soon-to-be Fairy Tail friends? Answer: Major craziness, tons of adventures and of course, romance. Pairings goes accordingly: LaxusXOC, LucyXNatsu, JuviaXGray. Takes place after Laxus left the guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 176,572 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Laxus D.
Guiding Light by Salvadora11 reviews
Riven has been accepted into the League of Legends, but without a real purpose. She's still an outcast, only now she's forced to cooperate with others in a foreign situation. Was this a mistake, or can Riven find some benefit to being here? RivenXLux
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,029 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Lux, Riven - Complete
Inertia Creeps by Cennis reviews
If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,256 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Diminuendo by Kace-sama reviews
Fame was an easy death warrant to acquire. Sebastian knew this well; the many musicians he'd signed away in the past were proof of that... but Ciel didn't. No one informed him about the secret society, nor did he know that Sebastian could make him rise and fall. "You don't talk about it. You don't question it; you don't even think about it. Trust me, Ciel. It's better this way."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Let's play pretend! by pikinanouart reviews
Levy and Gazille pretend to be a couple to get Mirajane off their backs! But pretending to be in love isn't an easy thing... especially the pretending part GaLe rated T *Final chapter up Bonus chapter up!*
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,701 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Baby Steps by JezebelStrike reviews
Sebastian gets a notion of turning Ciel into a child for his own amusement also to rid himself of annoying nuisances but it seems the thing is still progressing instead of leaving him at a certain age. Poor Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,782 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Beautiful Liar by KittenMichelle030 reviews
What has happened to the William we all know? And Grell, What has happened to the flirtatious diva? William's behavior has changed for the worse and Grell doesn't like it one bit. But, what happens when William crosses the line and Sebastian comes to the rescue? Old pairing: Grelliam. New Pairing: Sebastian x Grell.. as well as other small pairings. a little OOC but still canon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,089 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
Illuminate Your Darkness by WriteHere2FeelJoy reviews
His face darkened,"I must kill." The proud hemomancer's encounter with the patriot mage on the Field of Justice was unexpected. Will she,the Lady of Luminosity,unveil his secrets and change him?Warning for blood,violence,and sexual contents in later chaps
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,991 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Lux, Vladimir
How to Play a Game Called Murder by Liathwen reviews
Moriarty is back and Sherlock decides the only safe place for Molly is at Baker Street. Of course, neither of them are prepared for the reality of being together round the clock, or what is in store for them courtesy of the Irish psychopath. Spoilers for Season 3. (Originally published on AO3.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,042 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Insatiable by Icarax88 reviews
[Elise x Kha'Zix] For years, the Spider Queen has been a vicious and elegant being, but even she couldn't prepare herself for the next step in the Voidreaver's evolution. Or the bond they would form from it.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,677 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Kha'Zix, Elise
A Tale Or Two by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Sometimes, Lucy can't help but think that she's caught in the middle of a bunch of fairy tales; then again, she is traveling the country with a Fire Dragonslayer and his flying blue cat. At this point anything is possible. AU. Cover art by Cavallo Alato.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 245,905 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Ethereal by liketolaugh reviews
The Phantomhive family was special. Undeniably human, but very, very special, and many fell victim to their Pied Pipe. Because each and every one of them was spellbinding... Ethereal, one could say...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Ciel P., Vincent P., Rachel P. - Complete
Tears of the Demon by Blue Lone Wolf 2574 reviews
Saito and Sannan are sent to Edo, hoping to find Koudou Yukimura only to find his only daughter, the mysteriously capable Chizuru instead. Things only get more confusing when she returns to Kyoto with them, only to stir up more trouble! All the while, Saito can't help but feel oddly attracted to the young teenager. Future SaitoxChizuru pairing. Rated M for future content.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Chizuru Y., Saito H.
Winter In Kyoto by Aen Silver Fire reviews
Another frosty night settled its icy power over the streets of Kyoto and the men of Shinsengumi, at least those who can handle their sake, found themselves enjoying one more night in Shimabara. But, as always, their merry-making is accompanied by a strong sense of melancholy. And who better understands melancholy than Souji and Hajime. . . One-shot.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Okita S., Saito H. - Complete
The Only Truth by Princess Garen reviews
Garen Crownguard had never questioned the absolute truth that was the Demacian way of life. It wasn't until he clashed blades with Katarina DuCouteau, the reknowned Noxian assassin, that Garen realized that what is true was a great deal more complicated than it first appeared. Set against a backdrop of deceit, political games, and a continent sliding into chaos. Garen/Katarina
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,364 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Garen, Katarina - Complete
Could It Work? by LittleNeko23 reviews
A series of oneshots that puts the most unlikely people together and asks could they love each other. Rated M just to be on the safe side but each chapter is varied. Warning: may contain yaoi or yuri. Taking requests.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., William S., Hannah A.
Assassin's Crush by WingsofButterfly reviews
Talon and Katarina have been at odds for years with regards to skill, social standing, and even for the favor of General DuCouteau. Though when a tragedy strikes in the Du Couteau family, are the two be able to find strength through each other or will they succumb to their pride?
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,275 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Katarina, Talon
Seeing in the Dark by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: For when there are no words, music is the next best thing. Because music is universal. It's a language of its own. It's sound and pictures in one. It's imagination and reality. Music is life in motion. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,912 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Just My Good Luck by SakuraTannaTakashi reviews
Sebastian Michaelis, a wealthy business man meets the heir of the Funton Company, one night in the park. But the kid is hiding a secret that could very well put the life of his own mother and himself on the line. Sebastian is on the case, trying to figure out the terrible secret of the Phantomhive's Heir.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,854 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Pet Shop by Little Storm reviews
"The very few who have been able to afford a night with him have left here 1000 poorer." He is the most expensive, because he is the most beautiful. How could a broke waiter buy the boy with the million dollar virginity?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,153 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Tales at Midnight by kitsune21809 reviews
A collection of erotic/romantic short stories centered mainly on Ciel and Elizabeth, may include some Sebastian/Elizabeth.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,853 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M., Sebastian M. - Complete
Relationships by Dorryza reviews
A series of short stories detailing relationships between different champions of the League of Legends. No, it's not all romantic. Full description inside.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,370 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012
Of Couple Fights and Kisses by Michaelalizzy reviews
SebaCiel fluff in the manor. And in their modern-day place as well. These short chapters have no relation to each other unless specified. Just cute, romance going on between our favorite Kuroshitsuji boys. :D And maybe a couple fight or two. But mostly kisses. Yeah. Mostly kisses. And yes, I know the title isn't perfect but I like it. Rated T just to be safe.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,605 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Little Agent Hope by CountingWithStraws reviews
Agent Lightning of the FBI hasn't seen Little Hope Estheim since she drunkenly made out with him over ten years ago the night before she left for the Academy. Now she's the best & toughest agent & he's the new recruit she's supposed to train. Problem is, Little Hope isn't so little anymore.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,470 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hope, Lightning
I Fall From Grace by Forgotten Romeo reviews
Sebastian is a demon, a hero, an assassin, a butler, a villain, a legend, and a hidden character beneath hundreds of death cases. But behind the arrogant smile is a humble story of a boy, a demon, and a cat. (aka Sebastian's past)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Expelling the Thoughts by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: Some thoughts are like poison, deadly and powerful. They infect the mind with their sinister touch and can bring a person to their knees. They coil and slink about, sitting in the shadows - manipulative and vile. And sometimes without help, they can lead to death. Warning for eating disorder. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
To Be Free by Agatha-Naomi reviews
Sebastian just wants to be free. Ciel just wants to be held. Angsty and fluffy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Games They Play by Disgruntled Minion reviews
The job wasn't worth the pay; playing baby-sitter to a spoiled child is enough to drive any sane man up the wall. While no one ever said the job would be easy; 10 dollars an hour so wasn't worth the trouble to put up with a spoiled brat
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,393 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Thousand (Paper) Cranes by MadPoppetNyne reviews
He wasn't always the Undertaker. He hadn't always enjoyed a good laugh. Once, he'd been the sole friend of a boy who redefined meaning of life- and changed him in the process. A three-part take on Undertaker's last years as a reaper.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Undertaker - Complete
The Lies We Tell by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: Like all things, it began with a simple lie – a façade made of makeup and a padded bra - that quickly spiraled out of control. It grew until it backed Ciel into a corner, leaving him with two options. Tell the truth or keep spinning lies. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,784 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Dragon Script by Kopy.Kunoichi reviews
Gajeel and Levy discover secrets hidden a thousand years while on a mission together. Even more significant is what they discover about each other. Read and Review please! Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail or any of its characters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,624 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Flower Bud by Hang Him Higher reviews
When Ciel turns 14, he suddenly wants to be an adult. He orders Sebastian to teach him how to act like one-like how to undress. Shotacon-ish. Not sure if I should continue where this leaves off, let me know what you think.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Play Along by Enzyme reviews
If I tell you I'm strong, will you play along? Or will you see I'm as insecure as everyone else? Lightning x Hope, AU, First fic, Post story line.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,156 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Antidote by Hawkflight7 reviews
Lightning was unsure of this. Being so close to him without the others around, but Hope needed help now and the camp was still a ways off. What a late night patrol this had turned out to be.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
What the Heart Remembers by Hystericaled reviews
Because, although there are somethings you can't ever forget, you can never truly remember what your mind cannot. Oneshot. KazamaxChizuru.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Kazama C., Chizuru Y. - Complete
A Blade Reforged by Viper of Grand reviews
It's a Riven driven story, her interacting with champions, her thoughts, her coming face to face with Ionians and so forth. It is not a shipping story of Riven x CHAMPION, it is character and plot driven.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,268 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Riven, Irelia, Swain, Lee Sin
To Embrace the Rain by lunar9ueen reviews
It was not the kind of rain that could refresh your body and soul within the dry summer air, nor was it as near bracing as an oasis. Instead, it brought unpleasant smell of blood and some untold feelings. Oneshot. Saito x Chizuru x slight Hijikata.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Saito H., Chizuru Y. - Complete
Sleep Peacefully, My Little Lord by enog mi reviews
Have any of you noticed how Ciel's dad looks JUST like Sebastian? I know there are about a billion Ciel sick-fics out there, but here's another one to read. Ciel is sick, and his high fever is messing with his mind. What happens when he mistakes Sebastian for his dad?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Sebastian M., Vincent P. - Complete
Dragon Hearts and How to Tame Them by Kaiisan reviews
MAINLY Wendy/Oc! With a Little romance for our other favourite Dragon Slayers! Joel is new and already a fine member of Fairy Tail, but what happens when the shadows of the past catch up with him? Can he stop them before they strike again? Each chapter will feature one-pair in the spot light, but all will be included! T cause I time-skipped and made them older. Ch8:Mission Arc/GaLe
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Wendy M., Team Natsu
Sickly Sweet by aristocratFABLE reviews
Sebastian is a famous pastry chef while Ciel is an orphan who has a penchant for sweets. The chef is known to be cold, unyielding and above all else, irresistible. But will even he succumb to this sweet child's gaze? AU&YAOI ALERT
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,617 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
One Hundred Ways to Say Something so Simple by SporksN'Knives reviews
Just three words and eight letters, yet a million ways to say them the wrong way. HopexLight - Rating varies.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Lightning, Hope
Forget Me Not by Marvixis Mauve reviews
To live knowing you have been forgotten... To stand in the midst of friends who no longer carry your memory... To be before your beloved, loving and is loved by someone else... To be surrounded by them all, hoping... wishing... WANTING not to be forgotten... Ch. 14; Ah... The Irony of Life.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,839 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Lucy H.
Loves Me Not by Chemiclord reviews
Vayne gets a Valentine's "gift" that only a blind man could appreciate, and that harkens memories about other horrible costumes champions of the League of Legends had been forced to endure in the name of exposure and popularity.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,029 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Vayne
Another Shot at Love by Weirdo.Blabber reviews
sequel to INVISIBLE: Natsu breaks up with Lucy: to be with Lisanna. What will happen to Lucy now? Will there be ANYONE to be her knight in shining armor?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 92,718 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Gamebreaking by BoredParanoia reviews
The Institute of War regularly places regulations on their champions in order to balance the playing fields. Here are their rulings.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012
When the Lights Go Down by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: When the lights fade in stardom, a star will fall to the ground. But it will be picked up and enveloped by the darkness, showing that there's more pleasure to be found in the shadows than in the spotlight. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,956 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Haunted by Omniscient-Striker reviews
After being caught in countless match-making attempts courtesy of Mirajane, Lucy wonders why the barmaid flat-out rejects all the guys who try to court her. Miraxus, and hints of other pairings; emphasis on Jerza, and some NaLu/GaLe in the future.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Mirajane S., Laxus D.
Queen of Drunks by Nokito-chan reviews
Cana did not get drunk easily - it required quite a lot of effort - and when she did it usually led to nothing short of pure chaos.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Cana A., Gray F. - Complete
Twisted by Hachibukai reviews
A week before Gray and Lucy's wedding, Natsu came back - the boy she used to love. Apparently that's not a good news for the groom-to-be, yes? NatsuxLucyxGray. COMPLETE.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,366 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] Natsu D. - Complete
Let's Promise by Sparkly Boo reviews
Diagnosed with heart cancer, Lucy Heartfilia decides to write her feelings in a letter for Natsu Dragneel.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Too Strong to Love by Wild Rhov reviews
Cornelia Alberona was the only woman Gildarts loved enough to marry, but he left Cana's mother after the one time he let his love become too strong. The emotional, sensual, and tragic untold love story of Gildarts Clive!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Gildarts C., Cana A. - Complete
Filial devotion by Medley Nightfallen reviews
This request caught her eyes, it was suiting her. But when she looked closer she noticed she had to translate an ancient book AND defeat an "unknown monster". So Levy decided to team up with Gajeel. But things quickly turned into something unexpected...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,012 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Regrets, Lies, Love by xNightDreamerx reviews
An Idea from Chapter 264! The Scene where Erza and Jellal are together, alone.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
The Celestial Princess and The Dragon Prince by Chrys Stone reviews
Book two in the Dragon Royal series. All Lucy really wants is to live a normal life with her new husband, but that dream is ripped from her grasps when her memories are finally unlocked, a long forgotten seal broken. Now she has no choice but to join the battle she was destined for, with Natsu by her side.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,606 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Fairy Academy by l Hypocrisy l reviews
College can be a pretty wild ride; but there can be pleasant surprises as well. Like falling in love with someone whom you always thought to be an idiot Grayza . Mainly Gray and Erza, & some Natsu and Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,182 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Gray F., Erza S.
That Butler, Sick by Disgruntled Minion reviews
It all started out as an innocent joke. Just a simple test to see how truly invincible his butler was. Because for all that Ciel had seen through the years, Sebastian seemed as though he could handle everything thrown at him. Until now. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Envy Is Not Your Thing, Levy by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Levy's feeling a little bite from the Green-Eyed Monster. Gajeel arrives to allay her fears in his own brusque way. Rated T for his potty mouth.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Fairy Fourth by animeflower107 reviews
The guild is busy planning their huge annual anniversary celebration.With Barbecues, beer, fireworks, an unusual tradition plus a special occurrence that only the Master knows about,this Fairy Fourth will be the most exciting one yet! For the 4th of July!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 76,593 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
INVISIBLE by Weirdo.Blabber reviews
Lucy has feelings for a certain Natsu. It's just that he's so DENSE! How would things turn out after Lucy gets a date- and it's NOT Natsu? NatsuXLucy and if you squint, there's also GrayXLucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Dinner Entertainment by AvedlyTres reviews
The dinner was delicious but the after affects were none too desirable. The repercussions of Chizuru's little curry mishap promise to be anything but easy, especially when Okita is the one suggesting her "punishment."
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,374 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Chizuru Y.
Dearly Beloved, You Piss Me Off permanent hiatus by SparkDazzleDuez reviews
"Spare her! She's young!" "Young? How young?" "She's 16." "16? Well, she's the perfect age to be my son's bride." And so that was how Winry Rockbell came to be engaged to Prince Edward Elric. But she's pissed and armed with a wrench. Look out Ed. EdWin AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Legerdemain by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Elizabeth does not make a happy drunk, but then again, she doesn’t really have a reason to be happy. CielxSebastian, through her eyes.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Elizabeth M., Ciel P. - Complete
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Carved Of The Same Stone
Lucian is a new intern at Demacia International Trading run by Jarvan IV and his successor, Senna. After falling for a devious scam, Jarvan has to choose between making Senna marry Thresh, the successor to Isle International, or giving up his company. Senna forbids Jarvan from the latter, and condemns herself to a life of misery at the hands of the Isle family. Full summary inside.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,451 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Thresh, Lucian
Never on Her Scary Side reviews
What Pantherlily decides after seeing another of Mira's Hookup schemes. Rated T for a few cuss words here and there. Gajeel/Levy Also my first attempt at semi-crack. ONESHOT.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Just a little more time reviews
Its New Years Eve. Lucy and the other girls have a quick chat about their feelings toward certain boys... NaLu centric. Mentions of G/L, GrayJu, Alzack/Bisca and a few more. ONESHOT. Rated T for safety.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete