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Joined 05-23-10, id: 2374419, Profile Updated: 03-05-11
Author has written 6 stories for Finding Nemo, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Half-Life, and Gravitation.

Working on the very last installment of CMW&BME when I feel like it.

You know, I wrote something for The Scarlet Letter, but there's no category for it. Imagine that! Oh, well.

Why are my endings so sad?

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Pigtail Pulling by Arynn Octavia reviews
Jim comes to discover a few things about himself, and a few things about a few of his coworkers. Jim/Dwight slash. Pam/OMC. Expect spoilers through the episode Diwali, during which this begins. It is also slightly AU before that point, as you'll see. WIP
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Jim H., Dwight S.
Nom 'Nom Sweet Fish Cupcake by ayumipants reviews
Nemo and Gill take a romantic tour through the battle-torn memories of Gill's mind. Reads like a harlequin novel that woke up on the wrong side of the bed. A bed filled with crack.
Finding Nemo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Nemo, Gill - Complete
I Love This Doktor! by KillerLover reviews
Everyone knows the Heavy is the best Medic buddy. What happens when unwanted feelings start to develop? warning: mxm/yaoi. Don't like it? Don't read it! Reviews appreciated!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Once Upon a Sexy Octopus by absurdness reviews
The Sexy Octopus from the movie Ponyo is approached by a Hawaiin, a king of Whales, and Edward Cullen. He awakes in his Japanese sea home and chooses to roam around when the sea floods most of Japan.
Crossover - Twilight & Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Adventures of the One Free Hedgehog by I Really Hate Captchas reviews
ur all still gay
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Tussel by Alyssa105 reviews
What happens when George tells Lennie he's going to shoot him? And what happens when a huge secret is revealed about Lennie, regarding a CEO? Read to find out. This is just randomness, and isn't meant to offend.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
JARED! Stop having gay dreams about me by XxFreak-ShowxX reviews
Warden calles Jared into his office to complain about Jared's dreams
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jared - Complete
Edward Pokebattles Jacob by Ioeatt reviews
Edward and Bella go on a picnic, which get interrupted by Jacob
Crossover - Pokémon & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Faggot Questions by NightingaleLost reviews
Kenny and Tweek are stuck in the library, and Kenny is BORED. Get your mind out of the gutter. XD
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
Under the Sheets by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Another Twilight parody to the tune of "Under the Sea" from the little mermaid. Bella's just bitter that Edward won't have sexy time with her. Stupid, inconsiderate vampire!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Life Sucks by HottyGirl98 reviews
Squid was a bad week. Rated M for bad language.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008
Dory and Marlin's Wedding by melkorjustneedsahug reviews
All Marlin's wants is a small quiet wedding. But he gets the exact opposite. Watch Crush find a genie, Gill reveal his true indentity and chaos ensues! Rated for language.
Finding Nemo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
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Snape Gets Herpes Part 2 reviews
Snape fulfits his forgotted dream.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Severus S.
Snape Gets Herpes Part 1 reviews
I wrote this in school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Albus D., Harry P.
Gordon the obese and vengeful fairy reviews
And he won, I guess.
Crossover - Pokémon & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010
I Can't Make It on My Own reviews
Nemo glances towards the mirror. 8I
Finding Nemo - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Nemo, Marlin
Spare Me Just Three Last Words reviews
Marlin comes home from work. :O
Finding Nemo - Rated: M - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Nemo, Marlin
Cut my Wrists and Black my Eyes reviews
Drama erupts in the reef. :3
Finding Nemo - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Nemo