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Joined 05-23-10, id: 2374686, Profile Updated: 01-25-14
Author has written 9 stories for Orphan, Twilight, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Let the Right One In/Låt den rätte komma in, Hunger Games, and Thirteen.

I'm Emma, I'm seventeen, and you're watching Disney Channel.
I'm currently in my last year of secondary schooling, and next year I will attempt to become a snooty theatre student at either university or college. I don't write as much as I used too, as any writing will go into characterization and eh, boom, I became an avid RP'er.

I suppose during the summer I shall try and write something. School is simply too taxing at the moment, oops?

Wanna know some fangirly stuff? No? Too bad, sit down, shut up and listen.

Books: The Book Thief, Carrie, Misery, IT, THG series, HP series, TFiOS, Looking For Alaska Demonata series, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Alice in Wonderland, Lat Den Ratte Komma In... Wow Emma, you sound sooooo interesting.

Movies: Lat Den Ratte Komma In (Let The Right One In), The Caller, The Ring, Sinister, Mama, Anne of A Thousand Days, The Mummy (and all those movies). Titanic, Thirteen, The Secret Life of Bees... Such film diversity.

TV: Waterloo Road (Sue/Simon and Nikki/Vix, can I get a hell yeah???), The Tudors and Blue Bloods.

Musicy stuff: The Pretty Reckless, Fall Out Boy, Lana Del Rey, Marina and The Diamonds and Lorde.

Theatre/musicals: Les Mis, Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Matilda. Any Shakespearian plays, Electra, Women of Troy, Doing the Math, Past Curfew.

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Hale Twins by Asian Angel07 reviews
Rosalie has a gift nobody but her best friend knows about. Now they are about to utilize it to go dig through a dear ones past, and eventually face the day she would have to tell the family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Jasper, Rosalie
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,651 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010
Bruises by emmettsgirl65 reviews
seven year old Elizabeth Smith is being abused. Set twenty years after breaking dawn. Rosalie and Emmett are out on their own now. Rosalie is a second grade teacher and Emmett believe it or not is a pediatrician. I know the summery sucks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Elizabeth, Rosalie
Mess Up At School by MyLife2 reviews
Cullen's are in big trouble in school...again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by DramaticField reviews
The night takes an unexpected turn and Rosalie gets pregnant. Read & review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Volturi by Homestuck-Karkat reviews
the hotest band in Italy is called VOLTURI. who is VOLTURI? well none other than the vampire Volturi. What has Aro goten them into now!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Aro
Triplets vs Triplets! by Fanficaddictoress reviews
Best friends Bella, Alice and Rosalie find out that they are actually adopted and are the biological long lost daughters of Carlisle and Esme Cullen who are multi trillionares. A few years back, Carlisle's friends, the Masons died and left behind three sons, Edward, Jasper and Emmet. What happens when the girls move in? Will Sparks fly? or not.../ Better summary inside
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009
Forgotten Forever's by EricaJaney reviews
A year since the Volturi incident, Esme has her life back together. After hunting without Esme, one day, the Cullens come home to a trashed home and a missing person. Will a monster from the past break Esme into nothing?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,597 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
Wednesday's Child is Full of Woe by D.R.Parks reviews
AU. A tangled web of lies is unwoven when an American family unknowingly adopts the daughter of Death Eaters, Bellatrix Lestrange and Severus Snape. An international custody battle ensues with the Malfoys but the chosen legal guardian is a surprise to both parties as is the true nature of the girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,377 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
Mother Rose by bebepantheon reviews
Rosalie had always dreamed of having a child. It was the one thing she truely regretted about being a vampire. What happens if she is drawn to the young boy who lived with the Dursley and is willing to help the boy? This is a HP xover with Twilight
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Harry P., Rosalie
A Wacky High School by LolittaDeath reviews
The Cullens are going to high school again. This time the students are doing more then just fantasizing about them. What will happen when the students try to hook up with Cullens? Can they keep them at bay while hiding their identities? E&B R&E A&J R&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009
Master I Shrunk The Guard by JessiRocks95 reviews
There's a new member in the guard and he has an extra special power. One day when Felix ticks him off, using his power, he accidentally turns the entire guard-except Jane and Alec-into twelve year olds. Volturi Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Jane, OC] Alec
Twilight:Nightmare on Elm Street by brittergirl reviews
The Cullens face an evil from the dream world ALL HUMAN NOT VAMPIRE First Fanfiction please be nice
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009
Adopted by Dominique Weasley reviews
I adopted this story from ILove JasperHale! Hope you guys enjoy it, Jasper&Alice and Emmet&Rosalie decided to adopt! Chapter posted! ps: the old author's notes has been deleted!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Jasper, Emmett
Twilight Rose by Kalyra-Anne reviews
Twilight in Rosalie's point of view. Rosalie gains a special ability, is on the run from the Volturi. Add in the rest of the story from the original book of Twilight and some extra romance. Things will definitely get interesting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Nightmares and Dreams by mystery of the mist reviews
Eleven-year-old Rosalie Hale is abused and Dr. Cullen and his wife want to adopt her. Her abusive parents aren't thrilled with the idea. WARNING: CONTAINS CORPORAL PUNISHMENT/DISCIPLINARY SPANKING OF AN ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
Twilights Daughter by EmalieLillianHaleCullen reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have a daughter called Emalie. Alice and Jasper, Kate and Garrett, and Edward and Bella also have daughters. What mischief will they get up to : better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,273 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Sweeney Todd at Campus Mental Society by valley of the dead oaks reviews
When Sweeney Todd ends up at my school ... Campus Mental Society. Along with the Mad Hatter, Edward Cullen, Bellatrix, Mrs. Lovett, and Willy Wonka. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sweeney T.
Cullens on Wife Swap by ThePurplePeopleEater reviews
Alice and Emmett enter the family on Wife Swap. What will happen when they trade mothers for 2 weeks? Can't be anything good..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009
The magic of Dr Carlisle Cullen by Decgirl97 reviews
Dr Cullen is a genius. He has found a way to make vampires pregnant. How will all the girls react to this news and will it work...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Carlisle
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
I Know What Love Is by the yellow canary reviews
Twilight. Human Alice Brandon has just moved to Forks and meets Jasper Hale and his family of vampires. What will happen? Will James come? Will they save her? Review Please X Bella is a Half Vampire and Rosalie and Emmett's Daughter!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Let's Play A Game by check yes julia reviews
Bella; honor student. Edward; heartbreaker. Emmett; jock. Rosalie; beauty queen. Jasper; crackhead. Alice; dancer. They've never met, but they're about to play the deadliest game of their lives together. "Oh yes, there will be blood." Language & violence.
Crossover - Saw & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,182 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Emmett Cullen Goes on Wipeout! by If.I.Die.Young reviews
Emmett and Rosalie Cullen go on Wipeout Couples Edition.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Vampire Ballet by Alice-Mary-Cullen23 reviews
Bella goes to a ballet school with her 2 best friends Alice & Emmett.Carlsie & Esme are new teachers there & there 3 kids Edward,Jasper, & Rosalie are going to be attending this school. Carlisle & his family are Vampires. E/B A/J EM/R full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
elisa,jamie,and annabelle by the evil little pixie reviews
in a effort to teach them responsibility esme and carlisle sign emmett,rose,bella,edward,jasper,and alice up for the adopt a child program where they must take care of a child for a week.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009
On our own by XOXOemmett reviews
When Rosalie and Emmett fall in love in high school, they get pregnant senior year. How will this effect Emmett and Rosalie's life? What about their parents? Their friends? What are they going to do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,807 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Hidden talents and Unmistakable Love by Stef15 reviews
Rosalie Hale, Forks High's Drama Club Freak and Emmett McCarty, Forks High's Football Rising Star. What happens when they end up working together in the school play? Will love bloom? Lemons ConanPairings Rated M for later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Thorns by Marrabelle reviews
A temporary placement with the Cullen family proves to be Rosalie Hale's worst nightmare. They're too good to be true & she only LOOKS like an angel! Will this be a match made in Heaven or the summer from Hell? AH/AU CxEs & kids *Rated T/M:Abuse&Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,708 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
LOLZ by 3liana reviews
Rosalie, Alice, Bella and Nessie are secret stars. They are just regular teenagers during the day, but at night, they are some of the biggest stars ever. Their names on CDs and Posters are Lexi, Olivia, Liz and Zaira. LOLZ full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
I'm Already There by Marie S Zachary reviews
When Beck goes into training he and Jade miss each other horribly. A week into it he can't take being away from her. What does he do? It will absolutely amaze you
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
The Cullen Kids by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
How Esme and Carlisle should've found their kids xD Finchy94's idea not mine!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009
It All Runs Together by DMcInk reviews
AU: Bella Swan is a 17 year old girl living with cancer. At first she has hope. But when chemo takes over the situation Bella belives she will die and stops hoping, until she meets another cancer patient named Rosalie who changed Bella's life forever more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,399 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
When life gives you Lemons, buy Vodka by vampiresrock.twilight reviews
Life in the Cullens life is quit shocking and funny, so many random, weird and a bit scary events go on. Chapters include, Twinkies, karate, and Thongs, plus much much more. So read to find out what crazy stuff the Cullens get into. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010
Time powers by Tifa Kori Kana reviews
Bella finds out she can travel through time! So her and Alice go to the Cullens' pasts and completly mess them up! Its hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice
Esme's Birthday by ZeenoMCR reviews
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella have a surprise for Esme's birthday! The first in my "Twilight Birthdays" series!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Esme - Complete
The Diary of a Diamond Dog by PureVampWolf24 reviews
A Diamond Dog at the Moulin Rouge writes a diary entry. It's better than it sounds, honestly.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Rosalie's adoption by Decgirl97 reviews
Rosalie finally notices that she wants a baby and her and Emmett adopt. Find out about Rosalies new motherhood and how Emmett does as a Dad. How will the Cullens deal with another scent of human blood. The cullens are still vamps
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
To Be Human Again by hitntr01 reviews
Everyone has a chance to be human again. Rosalie can have kids, Edward can live out the rest of his life with Bella as a human, and Jasper no longer has to worry about killing humans. Is this new life what they always wanted,or will fate go against them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Baby Diaries by The Fourth Black Sister reviews
Different stories of new mothers and there babies. There first reactions and guesses about thier childs life. Rating just to be safe. May contain scenes of childbirth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010
Little Red Heart Shaped Blanket by Red Queen Megz reviews
Iracebeth wasn't one to be known to love many people or say she loved them. She was a harsh person. But one little thing changed that.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims
Rosalie's Childhood by AliceEsme123 reviews
this is almost a sequel to Esme's Childhood. Alice asks Rosalie about when she was little WARNING - mention of spanking *non graphic*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Esme's Childhood by AliceEsme123 reviews
Alice gets curious and asks Esme about when she was little. short little one shot ... contains mention of switching / spanking *non graphic*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Alice, Esme - Complete
Little Miracles by Operation Paris reviews
Carlisle and Esme can't have kids so they decide to adopt Rosalie, Jasper, and Emmett. Rosalie has a secret and Alice comes to stay, what could possibly go wrong! AU-AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,139 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Esme, Rosalie
Alice and the Strawberry Milk by AliceEsme123 reviews
a wonderful story about alice and esme . alice is 3 years old in this story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Alice, Esme
Dirty Little Secret by TurquoiseTwilightGirl reviews
All is well at the Cullen's house. Except one little detail. Rosalie is keeping something from everyone, something she fears could destory her family and so she is determined to keep it to herself until this secret goes away. But will it go away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Human Venom by PurpleTwilight9720 reviews
Rosalie Hale does have a power like Edward. She can switch bodies with human. When Rosalie accidentally bites Jessica Stanley, ruining her perfect record, will Jessica bite back or live an eternal life in Rosalie's body? I do not own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Rosalie, Jessica - Complete
Baby Emmy by Cracklingllamas reviews
The Volturi have wanted an immortal child ever since they had to start distroying the ones that were being made. When they find out how to make one without endangering their secrets...they make a baby trapped in a frusrating little box.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009
Child by rainbowfish22 reviews
Mrs. Lovett has never wanted children. Drabble.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Eleanor L., Tobias R. - Complete
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
One Month by Tashferry7 reviews
Edward Mason and Renesme Clarkson are the two exchange students from Scotland that are in Forks for one month at the Cullen house. Will everything go smoothly, or end in total disaster?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella
18 kids by The Real Alyssa R. Cullen reviews
Esme Platt has 10 kids.Carlisle Cullen has 8.What happens when the two get married.Let's just say craziness ensues.These questions are all answered.Is it possible to fall in love with your adopted sibling? How much money? and Who gave them a credit card?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009
Company in the Mansion by Ali Edward Cullen reviews
Rosalie is baby sitting the rich brats Michael and Jess Newton and runs into a super sexy neighbour who happens to be Emmett McCarty. ONE-SHOT Rated T for language, no lemons... SORRY.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Reading Twilight the Book by Twilight Forever222 reviews
The Cullens doorbell rings and a package of four books shows up and those books are none other than the Twilight Saga books. So the Cullens decied to read them. Sorry suck at summeries. Post BD NO Renessme
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
A new life by Flightless Birds Never Think reviews
Rosalie Hale’s seemingly perfect life fell apart, now her life has finally back on track. She’s newly single, rich, talented, amazingly beautiful and . . . pregnant? Will she be able to cope when her friends decide to set her up with a friend of theirs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,557 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Who Will Hit the Hardest? by Burnsides-Girl reviews
Rosalie always thought her life was perfect with Emmett, but what if he has secrets of his own? Will she be able to live with the betrayal of her loved one, and what she has to do? One shot! VERY DARK POWERFUL ROSE! AU/AV Rated M for violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
The Cullens watch : THE RING by AvrilSays reviews
The Cullens watch The Ring, and are scared out of their wits. Alice and Bella decide to play a little prank on them... COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Pandemonic Twilight by Little Lady's Flash reviews
Bella: "My twin, Cara, is mentally, but moderately insane. She glomps Emmett everyday, drove Alice crazy during shopping, extreme mood swings for Jasper, Edward gets frantic, hmm what else? Oh yeah, She thinks that Rosalie is her mother." Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Random Acts of Insanity by xxxrandom13xxx reviews
Rose Weasley has a relevation one day: Her life is boring. What will happen when she makes a list of things she can do to turn her life around in only a few days? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Corin by wowjasface reviews
1552; the year Corin graced the world with her presence, in 1568, she expected the Volturi to bow down to her. With some help from Jane and Eleazar, she lost that notion quickly. “Grow up.” Corin screamed. Corin grew.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Corin
The Royal Commandments by Jammeke reviews
I present to you The 'Royal Commandments', authored by Aro, co-authored by Marcus and Caius. When Aro launched this list of rules on the Internet, he did not contemplate the 'react' button at the bottom of the page. How did the vampire community react?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Aro, Bella - Complete
The Final Battle? by edwardandbellsfoever reviews
When Alice sees a vision of her, bella, Rosalie, and Esme fighting jane, alec,Felix, and Demetri they prepare for what they think to be the final battle. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Jane
Janes Just Want to Have Fun by the muffin man's daughter reviews
Volturi randomness. GayAfton,Dora,Beyonce,JaneCasting,IM,Jane'sDiary,Tangelos, etc. Pretty much what the Volturi do when they're not "saving the world."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jane, Alec
Girls vs Boys by ermireallydontcare reviews
A bet between Emmett and Alice turns into a battle of the sexes. Contains: an annoyed Alice, Jasper wearing only a Confederate flag, a sexually repressed Emmett, a nearly naked Rosalie, a power-tripping Esme, and Carlisle in a apron. Slightly crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Attack of the Girly Sleepovers by Standard Nerds reviews
Behold! What happens at a sleepover with the Cullens... and Victoria of course! ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Victoria - Complete
Orphanage girl by knarren-K-spirit reviews
We don't know that much about Zora Lancaster. What if she was an orphan? How did she mangae to be on So Random? How did she start off?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Zora L. - Complete
Dibs On The Left! by Tara Suzanne reviews
Caius gets tired of Aro and Marcus invading his space, so he decides to do something about it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy by SecretPain121208 reviews
Why was Bellatrix like she was?... This follows her childhood years through her death... not your usuall insane Bella story Rated T for some torture, not graphic, kinda depressing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Cullens go to Curch by cupcakes4breakfast reviews
Carlisle thinks his kids are acting up. so how does he deal with it. The local Catholic church.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009
Forever Teens by Marrabelle reviews
Poor Esme...If only she could drink her stress away. Alas, she has vampire teens who can't help but get themselves into trouble! A collection of ONE SHOTS mainly about Alice & Rosalie's shenanigans. Other Cullens maybe involved. Younger vampire ages!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
Jasper Hale's Grocery Adventure by The Legend of Rune Factory reviews
It all started with a list... Poor Jasper just wants to be alone with his Styrofoam cartons, but unfortunately, his family makes that impossible. What's this? Alice and Rosalie are OCD? And Carlisle and Edward are...? Well, that was a surprise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jasper - Complete
The McCarty's New Beginning by Ebony-Rosez reviews
Sequel to "Things I'll Never Say". Emmett and Rosalie return to the Cullen home after spending some memorable alone time only to gain a wonderfully frightening surprise as soon as they get there. What will it be? How will they cope? ExR Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,572 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Ruined Plans by carrie-whites reviews
What Esther was thinking when she attempted to kill Daniel at the tree house.
Orphan - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Leena K./Esther, Daniel C. - Complete
An Unexpected Miracle by Tori-Lynne reviews
Emmett and Rosalie get what they have always wanted, a baby. What will unfold with the family as the child grows older? Will they tell the child why the family is do different? If they do how will the child react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,977 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
A Very Volturi by H. K. Rissing reviews
A story about the Volturi on different holidays. Drunken madness, trips, parties, chaos, shenanigans, freak-outs and general insanity follow shortly behind.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Caius, Aro
The Weird One by maispecialk reviews
This takes place during Midnight Sun after the little family discussion. Edward agrees to keep Rosalie's secret, but Jasper knows how Rosalie feels. 1 shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Music of Life by xomiley16xo reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are triplets, they are seniors at Darmouth. What happens when Edward, Jasper, and Emmett transfer into their choir class? Will the stand each other or cant stand each other? All Human, ExB JxA EMxR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Immortal Family by She-Who-Hides reviews
The Cullens are all immortal and have special 'gifts'. Emmett-telekinesis, Jasper-emotions control, Bella-mind control, Esme-plant control, Carlisle-healer, Edward-mind reader, Alice-psychic, Rosalie-shapeshifter. Romance, Family, Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2010
Rosalie is now a mom by Dancing Pixie 101 reviews
A fight breaks out between Ness and some Cullens, and Rose runs off, she and Alice find a Baby and keep it, to the disgust of some of their family. When Zoe shows signs of power and the Volturi take interest what will happen 2 the life Zoe knows and loves
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Rosalie, Alice
Volturi Mad Spoof by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
This is a collection of random times at the Volturi castle... prepare to laugh, cry, and be disturbed. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
Things for the Cullen's to do in WalMart by SarahMassacre reviews
Just random things the cullens could do in wal-mart
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Forks High School Trip by ZoeLouiseLupin reviews
Forks high is going on a school trip but what will happen to Rosalie when they find out where there going ?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Don't Stop Believing in Friendship by Pricat reviews
Fiona starts seventh grade after being home schooled most of her life but doesn't fit in until she meets a certain ebony haired princess and a friendship blossomsw but helps her to open up.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Princess Fiona, Snow White
FAMILY GAME NIGHT GONE WRONG by Edward'sGirl97 reviews
Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie are home alone when they come across a very interesting game and it goes all down hill from there
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Alice, Emmett
The Cullen's Back at Forks High by AnNaLeE m O'bRiEn reviews
After being away for 75 years the Cullen’s plus Jake have decided to move back to Forks. But what happens when they meet the grandkids of their former classmates? Kids who have heard stories about the Cullen’s since they were little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rosalie's new job by Miki Mouse in Blue Jeans reviews
It's time for Rosalie to get a job! What as? A mechanic! Post Breaking Dawn Fluff. Rated T for suggestive language and beacuse I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009
The Secret Diaries of the Other Cullens by Gradajez reviews
What Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice are all saying and doing when not listening to Edward and Bella whine. Comedy and willing to take any ideas. mostly Emmett though cause he's just an infinite pile of humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Teenage Suicide by as i lay fucking dying reviews
“It was teenage suicide, what they were doing; ruining their own lives right before their very own eyes.” What most don’t know about the perfect adopted Cullen kids are all their dark, dirty secrets...but your about to find out. AH, Dark Themes, ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009
Rosalie: FHS Cheerleader by Team Rosalie reviews
Esme and Carlisle force Rosalie to do something for punishment. The Result? Meet Forks High's newest cheerleader, Rosalie Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rosalie
Childhood Memories by bubbleblub11 reviews
Ever wonder what the Cullen children would have done if they were little kids who had grown up together? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
My Not So Brilliant Plan by Princess Smartypants reviews
Emmett hides Rosalie and Alice's clothes with Jasper and Renesmee. What happens when Rosalie and Alice come home and find none of their existing clothes? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Emmett - Complete
She Knows by englishfreckle reviews
Rosalie has a secret, one she cannot tell Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Mi Amor by MadisonMagnetic reviews
A simple dialog between Nini and the Argentinean on the night of Satine's death.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Argentinean, Nini - Complete
Shower is spelt S H O W E R by Miki Mouse in Blue Jeans reviews
Rosalie is sick of Jacob and his stupid Blonde jokes. She decides to get him back and what she tells him leaves him speechless. Rosalie POV. Post-Breaking Dawn. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Twilight Yearbook Story by Squint-la reviews
Ficlet to go with my Twilight yearbook on DeviantART. The Volturi, Cullens, Denalis, and Virgos have picture day, and it doesn't go too well. With a crappy photographer, insane vampires, and a ton of sugar, there's no telling WHAT could happen! RANDOM.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009
Candy Hearts by princesswingnut reviews
Chelsea, the Volturi who controls emotional bonds, comes to Forks. What bonds will she break, what bonds will she create? Who will end up together on Valentines Day? Couples musical chairs! Insanity such as Rosalie/Jacob, Alice/Emmett, and Jasper/Angela.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Chelsea
Esme's Setback by cassmo451 reviews
This is a one shot moment brought on when I was reading Eclipse for again and Rosalie starts to explain her story to Bella. She states that her record is almost is better than Esme's and almost as good as Carlisle's. This is Esme's setback.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Rosalie's Choice by msdancify reviews
The volturi comes to Rosalie with a difficult descision she must make.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
A Painful Way To Live by GlaudioseGoddess reviews
Ann Estela is deaf and is being adopted by Rosalie and Emmett Cullen, a few years after BD. Is going to have Ed/B Ro/Em J/A Ja/Re Ca/Es. summary sucks. Rated T for LOVE and kisses and Violence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Rosalie's Baby by Beckaabook reviews
Carlisle may have developed a way to impregnate vampire Rosalie - her own vampire IVF - could Rosalie and Emmett get their own baby?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,653 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
A Random But Normal Cullen Day by xFinnickthePervx reviews
It's another Random but Normal day with the cullens as there's Volvo dints, singing, lusting for bumperstickers, yo mammas so fat fights,losing pink marshmallows and many more to come so strap yourself in! Rated T, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
I am Her Mother, She is My Daughter by dawnxofxbloodlyxhearts reviews
A story about Rosalie thought's if her greatest wish came true and she had a daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Discussing by wekfnwekonf reviews
Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Esme and Renesmee are discussing the Harry Potter books but unfortunately the boys over hear. Warning Harry Potter spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
101 Things the Cullens Are Not Allowed to do by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
A list of things the Cullen kids and Jacob can't do. It's funny, or so i think. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
State of Delusion by bririzzle reviews
One of the patients of Sunny Mountain Mental Hospital in Forks, Washington is found dead during a particularly brutal storm. The weather has them all trapped inside so it's up to the resident nurse, Rosalie Hale, to uncover the killer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,518 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Meaning Behind The Present by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Its Rosalie's birthday and some of the girl's at school don't find Emmett's present appropriate enough, in reality they just don't understand the meaning of it. Weird summary
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Things Change by LoVeMeEmpty reviews
Bella is homeless.Edward is lonley. Rosalie is abused. Emmet is a fighter. Alice is depressed. Jasper is just quiet. What happens when things change. All Human E/B A/J R/EM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2009
Blades of Glory by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Bella,Rosalie,and Alice are skaters with a fiery hate for hockey players. When the rink they train at is forced to rent the ice to a hockey team, the girls are willing to try and be civil. But are they willing to lose their hearts in the process? AH,AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
The Cullens Meet Rollback Prices by disenchanted-fairytale-92 reviews
What happens when the Cullen kids and bella get locked inside a Wal-Mart for the night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
Life at the Volturi castle by xxMagsxx reviews
Has anyone ever wondered how the Volturi act when no one is around? what their hobbies are and who they hand out with? This one shot is in Heidi's POV and shows her typical day in Volterra. Reviews are hugs and kisses!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
The Volturi's First Halloween by MaraudersWolfe reviews
Aro just got the crazy idea of celebrating Halloween, in Volterra and is dragging the whole gang into it. No matter how much they protest! For Don'tcallmeLeeLee's Halloween contest, hope you all enjoy it. BEWARE THE TUTU OF DOOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Volturi's Big Day by Fisca Rinata reviews
Of why the Volturi refused to drink from animal. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Harry P., Aro - Complete
Quiet Things She'll Never Know by milcrewz reviews
After BD, Reneesme finds out about her Aunt Rosalie's past.Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Rosalie, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Halloween Parade by MissTomorrow reviews
Nessie volunteers the Cullens in a Halloween parade! Good fun.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I thought it wouldn't heal by iggyxxmitchell reviews
Rosalie leaves Emmett so he goes back to his home.... but he finds part of his past he didnt remember!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Emmett
The Princess Party by Mrs.Alisha.Felton reviews
After Breaking Dawn. No Renesmee. Alice has a plan, it involves no guys, princess costumes, 4 cullen girls, and much more. Welcome to the Cullen Princess slumber Party! What will happen when Emmett has an idea? I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
Breaking the Impossible by Emmelie Cullen reviews
They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,056 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Volturi Menagerie by greenpeach20 reviews
This is a story steming off of my series, The Renesmee Series. The story about the Children of the Volturi guard and their adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,990 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Fate by sjt1988 reviews
What can Happen when Rose Weasley makes a wish. Will life turn out differnt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
A Mild Spring Day by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella thinks she’s pregnant. To show their solidarity, Alice and Rosalie take pregnancy tests, too. When the wrong test comes up positive, hilarity ensues. Possibly Crack. AUAH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Weasley Temper by Musicfreak09 reviews
Just a small one-shot look into the life of Rose Weasley on a Muggle bus during an outing with her brother and grandmother. Author's Note: This IS a story about Rose and her family and my first try at writing fan-fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Rose W. - Complete
The Snape Girls by Mrs. Danniiey Harkness reviews
Snape's Daughters are expelled and have no choice but to go to Hogwarts. Severus is not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/21/2009 - OC, Severus S.
Blinded by voodoobaby reviews
When Alice moves from Forks to New York, she didn’t expect her life to turn upside down. But from the moment she met Rosalie, a blind girl who clung to the thought of her brother’s return, she knew it would be different.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
One Time by AnaElise reviews
Esme told me I was lucky to have such a gift growing inside me. She said vampires were unable to have children. But when that child’s father is also your rapist, it is not a gift, it’s a monster. A monster you would prefer dead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Rosalie
The Volturi Guard's Memories by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Childhood is important. It shapes the way we are, and the way we will be. Too bad the members of the Volturi Guard had such terrible ones...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Heidi, Aro - Complete
Of Blackberries and Blacks by JacksonFrost reviews
A blackberry bush, a secret spot, and innocent children. Years later, everything has changed. Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa remember their innocent childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Insecure by Chubby Bunny the III reviews
We all know why Rosalie is jealous of Bella. But maybe theres another reason she's jealous, will Emmett help ease her fear? Or will Rosalie continue to suffer in silence.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Family in Turbulent Times by realistjoker reviews
Set in the 1960's, the Cullens most face the radical change that is happening in America. While Esme strives to find some way to raise a child she desperately wants.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
51 choses qu'Aro Volturi n'est pas autorisé à fair by Hell71 reviews
TRADUCTION- Rosalie donne l'idée à Gianna et Heidi de faire une liste des choses interdites au seigneur de Voltera pour le bien de tous... Fun!
Twilight - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Aro - Complete
Scary Movies With the Cullen's by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
Alice, Rose, and Bella watch a horror movie, Alice ends up freaking out. And why are Rosalie and Jasper rolling down the stairs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009
Alice with chocolate by Mrs.DamonS reviews
we are very hyper ATM! HAHA! Anyway…um… summary right, Cullens are human and Alice gets a hold of chocolate! Um…. written by RozzLuvzEmmett and myself, two very hyper people and me. One shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Alice - Complete
You're Dead Meat by CrzyMonkyFrk reviews
Emmett, Edward, and Jasper can't handle the pressures of being a vampire husband so they run away in panic. Rose, Bella, and Alice go on a quest to find them so they can kick their butts before Charlise and Esme return. Rated T for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Daughter of the Immortal by cofe reviews
Eveline Cullen, daughter of Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen, had always been different from the rest of her family. For one, she had a heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008
He Got Into Havard! by BlackPunkPrincess reviews
Emmett is the dumb jock that only think about one think, and it's his girlfriend Rosalie, the genius cheerleader. - Now, Emmett is talking about his future with Carlisle and Esma, who don't take him seriously --- AllHuman/EveryoneOOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
An Immortal Child? by Alyssa105 reviews
What happens when the Cullens prank call the Volturi saying they have an immortal child? Read to find out. Really funny. I was laughing as I wrote this. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Emmett, Aro - Complete
A Day in the Life of Emmet Cullen by lildarkcookie reviews
How much trouble could Emmet get into in one day... Why Is a computer thrown out the window why are Esme and Edward screaming at each other... to find out..read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Emmett
Tawni without a Chance by ofmakebelieve reviews
Tawni Hart is having a certain blond boy's baby, and here's a hint; he's not three named. Grady/Tawni with some Sonny/Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Tawni H., Grady M.
A Bittersweet Reminder by Jaro-ship reviews
Having left the Volturi with Afton, tired of Aro's issues about the witnessing, Chelsea goes to Maine, where the Cullens are living. Upon arrival, Chelsea has to do what she promised Carlisle - tell him her heartbreaking, complicated story. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Chelsea
Shadows Of A Mask by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Rosalie is so sick of high school. She is sick of the cliches and everything else that is revolved around that.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Rosalie's Secret by Technician Fan reviews
Rosalie has a secret that nobody, not even herself, knows about. One-shot. Alternated "war" in Breaking Dawn, where they find out about it. Re-done slightly.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Remember by isabella567 reviews
Bellatrix said something to tonks as a child, now all grown up and about to face death Tonks ask bellatrix to remember....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks - Complete
Crazy Rides Again by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
Esme and Alice go crazy, breaking vases, and figuring out the logic of a ceiling fan, you guys requested crazy Esme and here you are!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Alice, Esme - Complete
Halloween: Cullen Style by Werewolf Luver246 reviews
Jasper's a big party pooper, Emmett and Rosalie go trick or treating, Alice goes shoe shopping, and Edward and Bella's car breaks down on the way to a Halloween party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008
Night Time Wish by ubercast reviews
During a night in the forest, Emmett makes a wish to be with the woman he loves most in life. Fluff Emmett/Rosalie One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
One Missed Call by MissThespian reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Shadow! by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
Bella plays a game from her childhood and has the power to annoy all the Cullens. please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007
Mothers and Fathers by Blue eyed vampwolf reviews
Esme finally found her power.The power to have children. Now she can also make other female vampire have children too.Esme asks if Bella, Alice, and Rosalie want to have children. What will happen when the guys find themselves with 4 pregnant she vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
My Version Of Breaking Dawn by Dark For Youth reviews
This is my Parody version of Breaking Dawn. With a shocking ending. Strong twists, And Stupid laughs. Featuring, Aro and Caius walking dinasours, Esme turns into horse, Jane has a pumkin, And the story behind the Cullens Cat and The Volturi's dog.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Aro, Edward
The Highly Sarcastic Version of Isabella's Revenge by AvrilSays reviews
70 years after Edward left, Isabella is back in action, with an impossibly powerful coven of immortal children and teenagers. There are two main things on her mind: To take over the world with her blatant overuse of sarcasm, and of course; REVENGE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
The Before Rosalie Unknown and Unseen by Alice's Flute reviews
Rosalie basically has a power no one ever thought would be known. Alice's POV. Alice can stop it, but are her visions enough to save her from the evils of Rosalie's powers?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
An AU Twilight you wouldn't really expect by xXTwilightxVampireXx reviews
AU Twilight: Bella had a miserable life. Her halfbrother and sister, Jasper and Rosalie torment her every chance they get and her neighbors, the Cullens are annoyingly perfect and also torment her whenever they can. First Fanfict.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,998 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 12/18/2007
Chick Fight by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
Rosalie and Alice get in a fight, and start throwing random comee-backs at eachother. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
The Cullens watch: CHILD'S PLAY by AvrilSays reviews
Sequel to The Cullens watch: THE RING. Emmett chooses yet another 'AWESOME' movie to watch on Movie Night. Rose, Alice and Bella, with the help of Bella's cousin Sarah, prank the boys and Esme yet again. Chaos ensues. DISCONTINUED/TO BE REWRITTEN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
I'm proud of you by rhapsodybree reviews
Hermione/Snape future fic. On the eve of his daughter's departure for Hogwarts for the first time, Severus Snape reflects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Maths With Alex, Edward and Rosalie by TheTwilightPixie reviews
Its a funny, short story about me, a dubliner edward and rosalie in a maths class..:D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009
Rule of Motherhood Number 243 by jessicakaycobb reviews
A oneshot about the...interesting joys of motherhood. Lighthearted, fun. Hermione, Rose, and Hugo Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Jasper's Beard by HYPERchicadee reviews
jasper one day decides to grow a beard, but it turns out to ba a bit of a problem for the rest of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Finding A Father,And A Home by Lupinisthebest88 reviews
Carlisle and Esme are looking to adopt.Will a child looking for a home find a place with them?Will the child's medical problem prevent them from ever being a normal family?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
A List of Things Rosalie Can Never do to Jacob by EssaTheTwerp reviews
The title says it all, but it's not like Rosalie knew it would be an angry Puerto Rican doctor! And she didn't intend for the duck to want to marry him! The divorce was finalized! My attempt at humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
The Vegetarian Vampire News At Ten by Duck Life reviews
Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, and Jasper put on a news show for the other vegetarians. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Church by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
I quickly tuned out of Bella's thoughts. I was not going to get a hard-on during church. Absolutely not." --There's a reason why the Cullen's don't go to church anymore, and this is it. T for swearing and slight sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward - Complete
Contemplation by Two Hours' Traffic reviews
They say that your twin knows you better than you know yourself. Rosalie contemplates her wretched existence with only Jasper for company. Set during Twilight; entry for the Epic T-Rated Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
Disruption by silly.bella17 reviews
The Vampire Kingdom has new rulers. The Hale sisters; taking down the royal guard in the 1800’s they began a new era of vampires in Europe. The Hale sisters; Isabella, Mary Alice and Rosalie are known for their beauty and powers, but most of all their....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Twilight vs Harry Potter by JasperHale511 reviews
What happens when the Cullens recieve a letter from Dumbledore announcing that the wizrards from Hogwarts would be coming for a visit? Set 1 month after Breaking Dawn Rated T for some language WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR HARRY POTTER AND TWILIGHT
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
Lord Loss meets us by Clovers-Charm reviews
Lord Loss meets me and my mates... MWAHAHAHAHA. oneshot-SS
Demonata - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Lord Loss - Complete
Lord Loss As A Sub by Clovers-Charm reviews
Lord Loss subs my class... MWAHAHAHA. Oneshot-SS
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Lord Loss - Complete
Carlisle's Angels by Miss Baby reviews
Once upon a time there were three very different girls, who grew up to be very different women. They are brilliant. They are beautiful and they work for me. My name is Carlisle. AU/AH/OOC/Canon pairings. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,704 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet Snape by sweeneytoddgurl reviews
SNAPE HAS A DAUGHTER! But its not Lilly Potter's child. 11 years later she comes to visit him. Just in time to meet Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Severus S.
Never Enough by ekp95m reviews
A sweet sibling moment between the Hale twins. Jasper and Rosalie share a special bond that only twins could have. Rosalie is feeling upset and Jasper wishes to heal her hurt.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
The Cullen Kids by LadyAlera reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Cullen kids would be like as well... kids? I will probably continue, but the stories won't be consecutive.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Emmett
Hands up! by JoseJalapenoOnAStick reviews
Everyone knows Emmett plans world domination, right? Well, Emmett and Rosalie are stealing your money! Talk about a poor transaction. If I were you I wouldn't use the bank in Forks...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
the emo who goes to rehab hehe by emoellie42396 reviews
Bella swan is an anorexic emo whos parents send to rehab. when she meets Alice emmett rosalie edward and jasper there will she make true friends and maybe even bloom feelings for edward? EXB JXA EMXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rosalie's Worst Fear by Gamblersgirl09 reviews
Rosalie's worst fear has come true and now it is ruining everything. What will happen with the rest of the Cullens find out? Im pretty sure it is better than it sounds. R&R Don't Own Twilight or anything in it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Rosalie
Even Vampires Get Bored by EdwardEclipse reviews
When Bella's not with the Cullens, what do they do? Play games of course! Alice's boredom leads to a comical war between her and Jasper. Pranks are pulled and sides are picked. Who will prevail? Alice or Jasper?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Sad Story of Aro by IheartEdwardCullen1901 reviews
Bella and Edward find Aro crying behind a garbage can after being abandoned by The Volturi. So they take him back to the Cullen's house. Is this a trap, or is Aro really just a big baby? Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
A list of things Emmett can't do! by MizzAliceCullen reviews
The Cullens family put together a list of things Emmett can't do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Winter Fun Well just Bella on Ice But by oodlesofdoodles reviews
It's Winter in Forks and the Cullens have a surprise for Bella. ICE SKATING! Along the way she will see Jasper and Emmett playing hockey, and and Rosalie being abnormally gracefull, and learn a secret about Edward. WARNING: a not so perfect Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Absinthe by Hatsuka reviews
la feé verte watches over the Moulin Rouge. But when something begins to interfere with her world, she goes out for revenge.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Green Fairy - Complete
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
Text Messaging by TwilightAddict123 reviews
Rosalie has a math class with Jasper and Bella. Who is Bella texting in class? Why is Jasper so tense? Rosalie and Jasper end up making a plan to humiliate BxE. Mostly RPOV. Rated T for language. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Televisions, Owls and Lost Bangles by Emmi-Chick reviews
The Cullen family watch 'The Ring' a horror movie. Basically, they are COMPLETELY freaked out and decide to destroy all televisions in the Cullen household... If you haven't seen 'The Ring', a small summary of the movie is at the beginning on the story! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Heidi's Job by SteneMichele reviews
Heidi is the fisherman- and the bait. What happens when she returns home to find a strange human girl in the presence of the Volturi? How do Bella and Edward affect her? Canon, OP, In-character. Heidi's POV. Eh, crummy title.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Heidi, Bella - Complete
Malachite by Two Hours' Traffic reviews
Rosalie, sick of Emmett's bragging, challenges him to the ultimate battle of the wits. No vampire powers allowed. Just Rosalie, Emmett and Trivial Pursuit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
10 Things I Love About Rosalie Hale by Emmetts's New Rosalie reviews
Title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Three Mothers by Lid C reviews
What would happen if... Bella wasn't the only who could bear children, but Rosalie and Alice as well. Explanation how its possible is included. First Fanfic. REVIEW. easy read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,671 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
If only they could dream by DobbyWobby reviews
Edward would dream about Bella. We know what Bella dreams about. But what would the rest of the Cullen's dream of? Jasper, Rosalie, Esme, Alice, Emmett and Carlisle's dreams and nightmares. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Misconceptions by livesonwisteria reviews
Few people knew of the relationship between Bellatrix Lestrange and Severus Snape. Even fewer knew of what occured because of that relationship, a girl who wasnt aware of her true identity or appearance. A girl who lived with muggles called the Grangers..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Snow Real Snow by girl8next0door8 reviews
Victoire Weasley is the perfect little girl. But she cannot do magic. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Fleur D., Victoire W. - Complete
Matthew Hale by Abandoned Anarchy Angel reviews
Did you ever wonder how Rosalie would react if she ever met her child? Well read this and find out how she would react if she met her son or daughter for the first time in over 70 years. Sorry about the bad sumamry!I promise that the story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Random Notes With The Cullens! by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
Ok, this is basically just a random note-passing story. I got bored one day, so I decided to write it. It's quite stupid, so don't be surprised if it doesn't make any sense at all whatsoever. R&R! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
A very volturi christmas by Twilights-Pain reviews
Boredom-ness in Hawaii plus christmas spirit equals this. the volturi celebrate christmas. Gifts are given, awkwardness ensues... Jane has too many torturing devices for her own good. Caius faces his fear. 'nuff said. XD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
A Very CrackFilled Christmas by Radev E. Elocin reviews
A birthday crack fic for junkyardspidermonkey. :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! Aro's invited the Cullens and the wolves to a Christmas Party! This will not end well... First twilight fic! Pre BD. READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008
Next genration of vamps by Rachel-Judd reviews
Well it's time for the cullens to have kids
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Cullen Christmas Carols by sarenelsoria reviews
Christmas Carols, Cullen Style! First carol up Deck The Halls Volturi style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008
You Wish! by BCookkiieee reviews
Baseball with the Cullens.... and Rosalie and Edward are the team captains. SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN! EmXR Please R&R! Rated T for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Boarding School Vampire Style by goldenrose37 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice form a new coven. They are powerful beyond belief. But what happens when they go to boarding school for the first time in there life? They have never been around more than a hundred people...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Doctor Girl by Sophia24 reviews
Bella is left to babysit her niece Emmett and Rosalie's daughter and when Edward comes to pick Bella up he gets a bit of a shock. all human
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emma Lily Hale by lil Kaari reviews
Rosalie has a secret she has never to told anyone. i suck at summary's R/R SADLY I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT Sequel is Haley Ann Macarty
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
The Cullens Meet Dr Phil by TwilightGeek reviews
The Cullens get marrage counseling on the Dr.Phil Show. Yes i do make fun of Dr.Phil but hey so did Scary Movie 4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Borrowed Angels by Emmelie Cullen reviews
And when I, Rosalie Hale, thought I couldn't envy Bella any more, she told me. Her own tiny baby, lying in her arms. I remember, a long time ago... Emmett and I had borrowed an angel. But, we knew he couldn't stay forever. Heaven needed him back again...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Happiest days by coolblue110 reviews
Fleur strked the baby's hair, so blond it was almost silver, and her eyes flickered open for a mere second before closing again. Bill and the births of Victorie, Dominique, and Louis.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Tricking, Not Treating by goalicego reviews
What do the Cullens do on Halloween? Lots of tricks. Targeting Mike. Halloween Cullen style.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by x-OmgItsRach-x reviews
Songfic- Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects. The Recess gang, the Ashleys, Lawson and other Recess characters share their innermost secrets.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Story Time by Propapanda Ganda reviews
As boredom ensues, The Volturi decides to tell stories about things. Chaos happens. Chapter Four, for Halloween, Alice recreates the Cullen's house into a maze, part 2.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Aro, Marcus
StarryEyed Creatures by Nins reviews
A scrap of the story, a bit of the drama, shared by everyone's least favorite courtesan. Oneshot.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Nini, Argentinean - Complete
The Volturi's Answering Machine by VeggieVamp reviews
This is possibly the most random and shortest story I have ever written. Totally parody.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Her side, My thorn by sarcasticasalways reviews
After Breaking Dawn. Bella gets to keep her family and have a daughter of her own. Rosalie is extremely jealous and we find out what she left behind the others didn't. I suck at summarys but please tell me what you think!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008
Wishful Thinking by Sparkling Grey reviews
Rosalie isn't the only one who wants to be human again. Sulpicia Volturi would love to be mortal again, if only for one simple reason. One reason that Bella Cullen made her realize. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sulpicia, Aro - Complete
Bring Back Rose by kellykiley02 reviews
Emmett sided with Edward and thought that Rosalie should accept Jake as part of the family. Rosalie and Emmett had a fight and Rose ran away. What are the Cullens going to do? Normal Pairings. Takes place after BD. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008
Is Aro Gay or European? by Bubblewrap is my life reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have a fight and the others chip in! PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Transported Back to the Fifties by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Jane is lost in the 1950’s due to one of Aro’s crazy inventions. The Cullen’s have been asked to help get back the Volturi’s guard, but they get caught up in the times. \\Post-Breaking Dawn/ \\SPOILERS/. To VandDuskgrowlcatnip :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008
Addiction by ashehole reviews
Edward comes up on Rosalie watching a soap opera and sticks around to find out what the big deal is about these shows. EdwardxRosalie bonding. Read, Review, & Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
The Slumber Party by Appy4la reviews
Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006
A Barber and His Wife by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
Simular to the movie except for one major difference - Lucy doesn't exist, Nellie was and is his wife. Sweenett, but more Ben/Nellie. ONESHOT! Reviews are love. First shot at a "cockney" accent.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by BittersweetSummer reviews
Little Rose Weasley finds more than she bargains for when she meets a certain blond-haired boy in the park. A Scorpius and Rose oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Creation by Twinsmom reviews
Spoilers alert: A story idea that was "spawned" :chuckles!: from a Bella storyline in Breaking Dawn. So, obviously there are spoilers. It is Rosalie/ Carlise but in a purely platonic way....hope you like!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
The Gym Membership by tortgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Nighttime by hail the queen reviews
Gianna of the Volturi has always wanted one thing: to become a vampire. Finally granted this wish, what trouble will unfold within the depths of the vampire world's royal family? Could there be love and bliss in store for Gianna, or only pain & suffering?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Aro, Felix
Mayhem at the Cullens by Baby-M-xo reviews
Oneshot: A Mass Destruction - Emmet Style. A children's playhouse, a family of vampires, and a toy store. What could possibly go wrong? First oneshot in my new series. Rate and Review pretty please with choco sauce and cherries on top! :-D x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hallelujah by The real Anna-Tess-and Fantine reviews
What happens when the Cullens go to church? Complete and utter mayhem! Includes commandment breaking, embarrassment, and Emmett shooting his mouth off...again. Church will never be the same! Bella's a vamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
17 Ways to Get Rosalie Hale to HateKill You by VampGrlz271 reviews
Bored? Feeling like you want to die at the hands of a homicidal vampire named Rosalie? Then boy oh boy have you clicked on the right story! This story is CHOCK FULL of ideas on how to get Rosalie to either hate/kill you. Fun. Part of the "17..." series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
the unknow life of the Cullen Family! by Abstractly Sydney reviews
WHAT! Rosalie and Jacob? Bella and Jasper? Edward and Leah? Alice and Emmett?Charlie and Esme? and Carlisle in a BAND? Very funny i hope
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Against the Cullen's Moral Character by EdwardCullenDuh reviews
What are some things that the Cullen characters wouldn't do? Read and find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008
Cullens go to Disney World! by Hinotezeke reviews
Title speaks for itself and Yeah, lots of chaos in disney world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Perfect Family by paper.creations reviews
Post Eclipse - Rosalie is mourning for the family she never had. Emmett helps her by painting the perfect picture of what their human family would have looked like. Chapter two - Alice and Jasper are in a similiar situation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words by LilyAlice reviews
Esme decides it's time to pull out the Cullen photo albums and relive all the fun, crazy and sweet moments that she has captured over the last fifty years since Bella has joined the family.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Twilight Trivia! by i.luv.vamps reviews
Response to DaniCullen's Challenge, The twilight trivia Gameshow! A gay Jacob, Cat food, and lot's and lot's of fangirls! What could possibly go wrong? This is Twilight Trivia! rated T for language. I've decided to leave this as a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
One Shopping Trip by vampiregirl26 reviews
Alice takes Rosalie and Bella shopping to get away from their stressful college lives. Meanwhile, Edward, Emmett, and Jasper go to the mall for the same reason. When the power goes out, what happens to them? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Movie Night by cherrycoloredlilies reviews
The Cullens and Bella watch a movie. Rated M for language and some content, no lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
The Hidden Talent of Rosalie Hale by teamdemonmonkey reviews
Rosalie isn't just a shallow vampire. She's got a gift that she's kept a secret since her change. She's about to embark on the greatest test of her talents. But can she keep it from Edward and the family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2008
Anger by WhitePhoenixes' old account reviews
Rosalie tries to control her temper. At times she fails.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,414 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Five Times Jenny Met One of the Doctors companions by netgirly2k reviews
Jenny meets some of the Doctor's old friends. Spoilers for The Doctor's Daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Camp Cullen by Writersblock14 reviews
The cullens have been signed up by ALice to work at an all summer day camp. Will they be able to handle it, or crack under the imense pressure of childhood. Rated T, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2008
New Genaration by Samantha11 reviews
The new genaration of Cullen kids,There all the sons and daughters of the Cullens.A colabaration by me and Emily96
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,166 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Gorillas Don't Tickle by dogstar-ebony reviews
When Rose Weasley is bored, her father is compelled to play with her. And she always comes up with the BEST games. Silly little drabbley oneshot told from Ron's perspective, and inspired by Ella Bridi. Kind of funny. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Hearing by undercloakkept reviews
Why has thirteen year old Rose Weasley been called before the Wizengamot? ETA: Winner of LiveJournal's 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards - Most Outstanding Drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Alice In Wonderland by WhisperzInTheDark reviews
Rosalie, Esme, and Alice go hunting, but things take an interesting turn when something changes with Alice's poweres. I suck at summaries, it's much better than it sounds. Rated T for saftey.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
Bella Sleeps by skooshiegirl reviews
Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper watch Bella sleep and make her do things unconciously. Rated T for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Ridiculous things the human Cullens do by tortgirl reviews
A series of one shots of the Cullens before they were vampires, first up is Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Cookies by 4-eyedDragon reviews
All Fleur wanted to do was bake some cookies for her family to have after supper! How hard is that? The answer? Very, when you factor in three children and a husband who try to eat them all faster than you can bake them! ONESHOT! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Stuffed Pigs and Baby Pictures by Owen and Crow reviews
Face the horrors of the Cullen's attic with Bella Swan, Great Adventurer! Follow us to discover strange family secrets, items of nonuse, pigs, and...well more.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007
Dancing the Pain Away by Sokorra Lewis reviews
The Argentinean comes across Nini after the events of the movie and they discuss her feelings about Satine. NiniArgentinean.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Argentinean, Nini - Complete
Roses For Love by mustardgirl1128 reviews
How did Ron and Hermione pick the name Rose? A few moments in the complicated life of the Granger-Weasley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
And Then There Stood Chaos AKA Emmett by Clumsy Girls Have All The Luck reviews
I always wonder wut would happened if the Cullen's ate garlic. So I came up with that they get sick.This is Emmett spending the day with Bella. That can't be good! Not a oneshot people! Now R.R. before I have to kill you...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
Princesses by VampiressE12B reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice get into a very... interesting discussion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
SNOW DAY! by iheartsunshine reviews
What happens when School is out for a day at the Cullens? Well a day full of snow fights, sleding, and ice scluptures! Bella IS a vampire in this, REVIEW! Ch. 1 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
Daughter's of Black by GryffindorAtHeart reviews
This is a poem about Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa Black. And it asks one simple question: Always pure?Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
A Night Around The Kitchen Table by Elle Winters reviews
Rose Weasley can't sleep, so Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny tell her some tales of old...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Victoire's Nickname by Tigress-A True Marauder reviews
Victoire's father, Bill Weasley, is always calling her Tory, buth there's no where in the her name that it's pronounced Tory. How exactly did Victoire get her nickname? Expected pairings! Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Boys Who Need Slang Help by musicgivesmewings reviews
the cullens plus bella on im. alice, bella and rosalie teach the boys how to use slang.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Definition: Gianna by Alcyone23 reviews
How does one define Gianna? Winner of the Cupcake Challenge at the Twilight Archives.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Maddie, for Short: Kindergarten, Here I Come! by CaitlinLovesYou reviews
My name is Madeline Fitzpatrick. There are other names to it, but I think it’s too long. So don’t call me Madeline. Call me Maddie, for short.
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Aro's Turn by iceprincess263 reviews
Sequal to Bored. Little Jane and Heidi the huntress decide to play dress up with Aro. Who will help them? Who comes to visit when they are done? Read and find out. R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
King of Montmartre by alsdssg reviews
After Satine's death, Zidler sits alone in his office pondering his lies and the ruin of his kingdom.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Harold Z., Marie - Complete
Secrets by FictionFiend75 reviews
Everyone has secrets right? So what are the Cullens keeping from Bella? Who keeps stealing Alice's pants? What kindergarden concept did Rosalie fail to grasp? And who is kitty kitty meow meow? one shot 4 now. may add more later. please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Samara becomes Sam by Breakin' Dishes reviews
Samara uses her strange magical talents, in a rather strange way, and it seems Anna Morgan is not impressed. OneShot
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Jealousy by 2321 reviews
Jealousy, anger, betrayal, when love is for the highest bidder there is no trust, and without trust, there is no love. nini p.o.v. as satine dies.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Nini - Complete
Nini Legs In The Air by Isn'tItAlways reviews
Yet another fic about the tango that Nini and the Argentinean perform together. This one reveals a bit about Nini's past and her questions of the Underworld... Oneshot. Please read and review. My first fanfiction, so please be nice!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Nini, Argentinean - Complete
Ana and Her Imagination by Poisonchik88 reviews
Hermione's five year old daughter gets bored and decides to create a little havoc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Bill W., Hermione G.
Girls mischief ! by monalisa811 reviews
Cho Chang, Hermione,Ginny,Lavender and Katie discuss Fleur Delacour on the Gryffindor common room RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Armoury by The Sugarfaerie reviews
Babydoll watches some of the other dancers get ready for the night ahead. Slightly dark. Features Nini, China Doll and Schoolgirl, amongst others.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Baby Doll, Nini - Complete
Switching Off by Carmelita reviews
Pansy Parkinson's diary written like Angus Thongs and FullFrontal Snogging. Inspired by Liebling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004
In His Daughter's Eyes by Short Okie reviews
Snape's daughter comes to Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/21/2005
XYZ's of Parenthood by writeaboutweasley reviews
For a project in a new class Harry, Hermione, and Ron signed up for for extra credit, Harry and Hermione must be assigned a child for a few months. Who will be their child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Must Be So by Adrienne Drusilla Daae reviews
Nini's point of view - the tango, the Argentinean, and their story.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Argentinean, Nini
House Ghost vs Video Ghost by crab pillow reviews
A story of two ghosts, Kayako Ju-On: The Grudge sues Sadako Ringu for taking her victims from her. Using the local court system they battle for the victims.
Crossover - Ring/Ringu & Grudge - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Video Ghost Treatens DVD Publishers by crab pillow reviews
What if video tapes became extinct? Sadako changes to meet up with today's standard of video watching and advertising.
Crossover - Ring/Ringu & Grudge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
The Night Has a Thousand Eyes by Black Tangled Heart reviews
The sound of one love that neither one can hide. [NiniNA]
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27/2005
Fleur la Belle by May Liza reviews
Some people would kill for beauty. She would kill to get rid of it. A story about Fleur Delacour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Fleur D.
Perfect Little Girl by lonesome
The couple that we always thought would be together isn't. Nope, instead of RonHermione it's HarryHermione! They already have a wonderful daughter, but something is quite wrong with her ! (first fan fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2004
A Passage of Life by Finding Beauty reviews
Nini isn’t certain what to call it. Their relationship doesn’t have a name any more than he does. NA&Nini ficlet, for Black Tangled Heart.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Nini, Argentinean
Bellatrix's Vow by MurasakiNeko reviews
Bellatrix and Sirius have had a violent rivalry since childhood. The end of Book 5 is actually a very fulfilling ending to a lifelong vow of Bellatrix's. Black cousins before Hogwarts partly in Bellatrix's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gavroche Meets The Dodger by The Sugarfaerie reviews
Total insanity and stupidity... Title basically says it all. I suck at summaries.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2004
Death and Transfiguration of a Poet by Yvi reviews
[AU] In which Nini's temper gets the better of her before the tango.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2003
Becoming of love by BohemianTwinkle reviews
little pieces of shared moments of love between couples at the rouge. first is nini and the argentinean.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2003
Be Heard by Samm reviews
~The Ring~ What if Samara wanted something else? Would the world survive?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003
Authority Gains its Power by Yvi reviews
Eponine amuses herself.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2003
Yellow Pages to Moulin Rouge by Spyre reviews
There is a phone book, and Moulin Rouge is a dial tone away. Who would you call?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Complete
Hope by Black Tangled Heart reviews
'to you, I am porcelain' Nini reflects on what the Argentinean means to her
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2003
Facing The Child Within by TroubleTwinz reviews
Hermione believed she'd burried "The Horrid little Girl", but that evil child Hermione use to be has resurfaced and brought with her a warning, but Hermione needs to find away to kill her past self before the child destroys everything Hermione's worked so
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2002
Angeline and After by Yvi reviews
The life and times of Mlle. Nini.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 9/6/2002
Mommy by Glitter's Infatuation reviews
What is the chink in Nini's infamous armour?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2002
Confessions of a Diamond Dog by Delia Soul reviews
Perhaps Satine wasn't really the angel she's portrayed as...Nini gets a chance to tell her side of the story. **Chapter Fourteen and Author's Final Butting In (please read!) up** R&R, please...Nini would thank you.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,626 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Moulin Rouge: The forgotten stories by Captain Howdy reviews
The stories of the forgotten chracters of Moulin Rouge:2 new chapters up! Nin and Chocolat
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002
Seeing Green by NuttyRoyale reviews
Nini's just angry.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Nini - Complete
A Mother-Daughter Moment by PandemoniumofSounds reviews
Hermione's daughter laments her mother's choice in men
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Hermione G.
Satine's Lily by Diamonte-saber reviews
two years later Christian continues to mourn the death of Satine. On one of his saddest nights Zidler tells him a secret about Satine that will change his life, forever...
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2002 - Published: 12/21/2001
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In My Father's Fathers Generation
This is not a story of his heritage. Or her poverty. But it is a story of how they met in the most unfortunate circumstances. The president's son and a District Five girl. OCxOC, CashmerexSnow.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Pres. Snow, Cashmere
High
"The first time Evie Zamora got high, she fucking hated it." - Rated M for suggested sex and drug abuse and language. Evie-centric one shot.
Thirteen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Evie Z., Tracy F. - Complete
Birthday Presents reviews
It's just a joke, Cashie, can't you take it? Slight mention of incestuous relationship between siblings. So if you don't like incest, don't read.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Cashmere, Gloss
We're Already Dead reviews
Death is a once in a life time opportunity, and they have already found it. Glato.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Cato, Glimmer
Droplets reviews
As the blood trickles down her face, she feels his pain, the wrath of Johnny, and that's when she decides to kill them all.
Let the Right One In/Låt den rätte komma in - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
It's Your Turn reviews
Mr and Mrs Smith fighting over who should see to their five year-old daughter, Anika.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
I Can Still reviews
A Poem about the night of Rosalie's Transformation.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rosalie - Complete
Apple Garden reviews
Rosalie had a sister Suzanne, but something happened something not very nice. All for an Apple this is their story, there is a link to see a picture of both of them on my profile. Rosalie/OC Non-slash
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
Drowning in Honey reviews
Esther is drowning, drowinig in honey but why can't toads come out her mouth instead?
Orphan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Leena K./Esther - Complete
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