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Author has written 3 stories for Mysterious Benedict Society series, and Cats.

"What good is insanity if it is understood?" -PhantomPenguin, Children at Heart


Lets just cut to the chase. I've sort of dropped writing as a hobby altogether, therefore I haven't been updating any of my stories. I promise I'm still alive - it's just that other things have come up, and in the little free time I have I prefer to do things other than writing. It's never been a major interest of mine, and the only real reasons I joined Fanfiction were to improve my skills for education purposes and subscribe to/review stories. I sincerely apologize to (my "s" key on my keyboard just fell off...) anyone who was expecting updates on my stories or new ones from me. It may happen someday, but don't wait around in case it doesn't.
However, I'll still reply to PMs and occasionally read & review fanfictions, so if you've got something to say or you'd like me to read your story, just let me know.

Hello, nice to meet you.
Anyone who knew me before today (10.14.11) will have known me under the penname "Mezzanote". I am now using the penname "AlmostInsanity", though you're all still welcome to call me Mezzanote (or some of you, Mezzy...)
I'm still the same person though~ My real name is Dana; yes, I am a girl; I live in ze wonderful United States of America; I am ridiculously young and probably rather naive; I'm an epic mixture of happy and sad and insane and loving every minute of it. If you want to know more about me, just ask.

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My Stories~

A note to my readers, whom I appreciate greatly; I do not update my stories often, and I am incredibly and impossibly sorry about that. I, being the procrastinator that I am, seem to find little time for writing and even less time for publishing. But fear not, as I am dedicated to serving you and you will, eventually, get the next installments of my works. Thank you for your patience! (edit10.14.11 *coughcough*maybe. o /// o)

The following is a description of my stories along with the current status of each one. Note: The statuses may not be up-to-date. Don't hold me to whatever they might say- if you are unsure about the accuracy, either PM me or check the story yourself.


Always Loved - A hurt/comfort-friendship fic based on Trenton Lee Stewart's Mysterious Benedict Society. It was also my first-ever published on the site. In short, the story takes place in the middle of the night, at the Benedict house. The dear Constance Contraire takes up the role of narrator as she shows a much softer side, one much unlike her usual snarky and stubborn self. The only characters really involved are Reynie and Constance, who share the spotlight. I'm fairly happy with how this turned out, but if you'd do me the kindness of reading it and stating your own opinion, I'd be extremely appreciative. (Warning- this particular oneshot turned out far more emotional than I had originally intended, so, despite the fact that it ends on a higher note, I wouldn't recommend reading it if you're feeling down.)


An Exchanging of Letters - My second published fic and it is also based off of the 'Mysterious Benedict Society' series. This one also stars miss Constance, but she is now sidled up with sir Sticky instead of Reynie. The entire story is, as the title says, 'an exchanging of letters' between Mr. Washington and Miss Contraire. Prepare for poetry, name-calling, and classic Sticky/Constance banter. This was originally meant to be just simple and humorous.

Rude Awakenings - I'm considering whether or not to simply remove this one, as I don't have the time nor the will to write for it and it simply seems kind of silly, to be honest.

Coming Soon

(Title Undecided) - An 'Alice in Wonderland' fic, Tim Burton-verse. I've only just begun to write this and the idea itself is still very much a work in progress, but as an amuse-bouche I'll tell you this; the Hatter's got a daughter. (winkwink)

If you have any questions, concerns, ideas, suggestions, or comments about anything noted here, please feel free to send me a message. Remember to review, review, review!

"She slammed down on the chords, plodded over the keys, but her voice was high and clear, talking about more than being used, being rejected. How when you love someone, sometimes it means that they strip you down, peel you open, and you have to let them and not worry about how much it's going to hurt." -Brenna Yovanoff, The Replacement.

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Neverland by anonymouse27 reviews
There's a reason they're called the lost boys, a reason Peter Pan never grows old... A reason that is probably best left to stories told to scare little children into obedience. Wendy Darling isn't so fortunate as that.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,435 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Peter P., Wendy D.
He's All Left Alone by darksadlonelyknight reviews
How Bruce Wayne decided to become B@man! I hope you all enjoy :
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: K - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Batman - Complete
Holy Afterparty Batman! by WeasleyHuntley reviews
My first fanfiction! However, all feedback is very much appreciated! The StarKids have just completed Holy Musical B@man, and they now only have the business of getting to the afterparty. What will ensue except drunken laughter and StarKid silliness!
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012
Crazy for Wonderland by Darkbella207 reviews
The love of Alice and The Mad Hatter will prevail through time and some secrets...please read! Give it a chance the summary sucks!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
We Found Ourselves In Wonderland by Truly Hopeless reviews
After being chased by Ten Men, the Mysterious Benedict Society find themselves in Underland and are joined by one S.Q. Pedalian. Will they find their way home? And what is S.Q.'s connection with the Mad Hatter? On hiatus until I can watch the movie again [I lost my copy! ( ]
Crossover - Mysterious Benedict Society series & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - S.Q. Pedalian, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
A Week in Wonderland by wingsinheaven5 reviews
AlicexHatter This story picks up where Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland ends. "What's wrong, Tarrant?" Chessur sighed. "You know, besides the fact that you're in love with Alice."
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,766 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
What's in a Name? by IncantationBella reviews
Oh, how he hated that name. Not that it was a bad name; it was a perfectly fine name his country's first president, but it just didn't suit the small child.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sticky W. - Complete
Smile by Grammar Defender reviews
A day in the life of an Executive. The very Executive, in fact, who let the Society into the Institute on the very first day of their mission at LIVE. Warnings - slight insanity and a reference to the underworld using a slightly more colorful phrase.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
The Mad Hatter an autobiography by Birowulf reviews
The Mad Hatter writes down his thoughts. Includes an obsession with tea, hats, and all things Wonderland. Find out more about the maddest person we know.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Children At Heart by PhantomPenguin reviews
With the Mad Hatter as her friend and guardian, Alice must face the trials and tribulations that accompany being a logical soul stranded in an illogical world. Growing up just got a lot more complicated. Inspired by WCMI, but entirely independent.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Your Worst Nightmare by GreatKateZonkeyMachine reviews
Possibly the most daring thing I will ever write, for a number of reasons. Read if you dare, and only if you have a very good eye doctor. Not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - Punjabi - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kate W., Reynie M. - Complete
The New Adventure by Wishing.Sinner reviews
Based on 2003 Peter Pan movie An American family moves into the Darling home and soon the youngest daughter learns of the famous Peter Pan. She also learns of how Wendy and the Lost boys had left Neverland. Will she leave too?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,865 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Alice and The Hatter by Kylie the Kiwi reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland for a tremendous amount of time. What will this do to her relationship with The Hatter?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Alice by hevaann reviews
Part of the Disney Princess Collection - Alice has found a new role model...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
Lithium by Truly Hopeless reviews
Song fic. Alternate Universe. One-shot. What I think should have happened in the cave when Kate went back to get the desk.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Kate W., S.Q. Pedalian - Complete
Alice in Wonderland by stuck-in-my-wonderland reviews
5 Years after Alice left Tim Burton's Wonderland. Rated M for later chapters and just to be safe. My first fanfic, enjoy
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Holding On by xoxstargirlxox reviews
On Wendy Darling's wedding day, there is no one she would rather see than her childhood friend, Peter Pan. Oneshot for Wendy Brune.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by TouchOfGrey714 reviews
Chad and Sonny are dating. After hearing something he doesn't like, Chad breaks up with Sonny. Sonny does something unexpected. I do not own Sonny With a Chance. Please read and review! :D Now for Legolas'sGirl4Ever's Contest.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,522 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Tellall by Quill of Thoughts reviews
Who is Quaxo? And why does Mistofelees look so much like him? Only two cats in the junkyard know, and they've decided to tell. NOT slash, and it gets better as it goes on, so don't just read the first chapter.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,274 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger
Something More Than Special by hanz242 reviews
The future isn't any easier for Tally Youngblood. 1. She's pregnant 2. The father of her child David has been taken hostage, and been made into a super freak 3. Someone isn't as dead as Tally thought they were. Things are about to get seriously ugly.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - David, Tally Y.
Cheshire Jellicle by aquavera jellicle reviews
The story of the Cheshire Cat! Entry for Insanemistosingsmore's contest! More chapters are coming, I promise! READ AND REVIEW!
Crossover - Cats & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Electra, Cheshire Cat/Chessur
A Fallen Rose by xXbunnyholicXx reviews
They never asked for their roles.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Queen of Hearts - Complete
Immortally Annoying by AdorableElephant reviews
Alice gets on Edwards nerves...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
This Dusty Little Closet by sweetestmisery19 reviews
A little snippet of what might happen if Alice and the Mad Hatter were locked in a closet together. Heavily WCMI-Inspired.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Worth Watching for Once by ka has moved reviews
Sticky's not a freak, or a nerd. He's just... Sticky. Y'know, the sensitive guy with glasses that everybody overlooks. No, not him - that one, over there. Remember Sticky?
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sticky W. - Complete
Strange Things Happen on Spring Break with Rabbits by PippinStrange reviews
This brief tale will take you into a state park, down a rabbit hole, and into the world of Wonderland, where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Cheshire Cat, Mad Hatter/Hatta
My Curse by IcedAjack reviews
Mistofelees is out practicing his magic when fate rears its ugly head and changes his life forever. one shot
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
In My Closet by Artemis J. Halk reviews
I think that the main question here is... Why is Mover Dave in my closet!
Imagination Movers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dave, unknown - Complete
One Kiss by PhantomPenguin reviews
Alice knew that Reginald was the reason mistletoe kept dogging her footsteps. He never gave the slightest indication that he was up to anything, but she knew. Somehow, some way, that mistletoe was his fault.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
The DOCTOR The Owners Guide and Maintenance Manual by dont we all love david reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DOCTOR unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own sugar overdosing Manical alien!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - 10th Doctor
TITANIC by Carlee-Nicole898 reviews
The Giver gives Jonas a memory of being in third class on the TITANIC. AU because Jonas doesn't meet Jack and Rose or anything like that and some events take place that weren't in history or on the movie. Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognise.
Crossover - Titanic & Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Maddigan's Fantasia by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Maddigan's Fantasia fanfic, it's a bunch of oneshots, if you know of the TV show or the Book, please read, thanks. 10/03/16: Stand-alone for the time being
Maddigan's Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Garland M., Timon - Complete
Macavity: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DemiGold reviews
So you've bought yourself a MACAVITY model. Congratulations! Here's all you need to know about caring for your Jellicle.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
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An Exchanging of Letters reviews
Ever wonder what Sticky and Constance might say in a conversation shared by snail-mail? Here you can find out. Prepare for poetry, name-calling, and pure Sticky/Constance banter.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sticky W., Constance C.
Rude Awakenings reviews
" gaze slid across an oddly-shaped shadow that seemed to sparkle lightly in the moonlight. It was then that I made one of the most stupid decisions I ever had. For a cat. I shut my eyes, took a deep breath, and jumped." Read for more information.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Always Loved reviews
There is more to young Constance Contraire than what meets the eye. Sure, she may seem stubborn and often upset, but perhaps what lies beneath that is finally trying to break through.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Constance C., Reynie M. - Complete
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