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Joined 05-24-10, id: 2375370, Profile Updated: 05-18-12
Author has written 10 stories for Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Misc. Books, Pacific, Mass Effect, and Band of Brothers.


Urdnot Wrex: This is the great turian General? How did your people ever defeat us?
General Septimus
: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And in the morning I'll be sober.

Commander Shepard: Anoleis is paying you to shake this place down. That makes you a criminal. I can kill criminals.
ERCS Guard
: You're bluffing.
Urdnot Wrex: You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you.

When was the last time you ever saw a krogan scientist? You ask a krogan if he'd rather research a cure for the genophage or fight for credits, and he'll choose fighting, every time. Its just who we are, Shepard. I can't change that. No one can.

It's so easy to see the galaxy in black and white. But grey? I don't know what to do with grey.

Call me Jimmy - or some variant thereof. The most important thing you need to know about me is I love war. I really want to be in the Armed Forces on the frontline - even if my mum thinks I don't have what it takes. Everything about my life seems to revolve around war. If you can't accept that... Go away :). I keeeed, I keeeed. But still, that's something any o' you guys need to accept if you're gonna read my stuff, especially any SI I may or may not post in the future. That over, let's get onto the rest of this thang!

I used to be RAINBOW26V. Just letting you guys know.

I want to be a Krogan or a Turian - probably more a Krogan. They're insane!

Anyone like L.A. Noire? Did you read Phelps' Wiki page? Jeez, some peeps got too much time on their hands, they go into seriously deep detail!

I write Assassin's Creed and Mass Effect - although you didn't need to travel all of this way down the page to tell that because it tells you at the top haha. I have diverse music taste, some of it might pop up in my stories but it depends, however I'm not writing it out here because I already did it before and it took up a LOT of space. I play a lot of video games like Dead Space, Mass Effect, Mirror's Edge, Guitar Hero etc. I have a lot of favourite films too like The Town - I'm also in love with Jeremy Renner at the minute - and 28 Days/Weeks Later, Dead Space: Downfall, How To Train Your Dragon, Ironclad, Hancock, Inglorious Basterds, Battle: Los Angeles etc. I write a lot of crap a lot of the time, I draw a lot of crap a lot of the time. I spend the majority of my life on my Xbox or watching films. I may have to steal Inglorious from my dad again - I don't have my own copy :( - because I have a Fassbender thing at the moment. Fassbender playing an English guy, dressed as a Kraut... dream come true. Although... Stiglitz is a WIN too, haha.

I'm at college in the UK studying English Language, History and Media at A2 because I dumped off my Psychology from last year 'cus it was dull, boring and difficult - A2 is my second year out of 2, by the way. At the minute everything's looking pretty peachy, although my writing might be slow because my mum's cracking the whip on my studying at the moment.

MY WREX PICTURES HAVE GONE! I am not happy... at all... not one bit...

If I think of anything else I'll put it here in time.

I'll see you guys soon in my stories.

Important Notes!!
A'right! Hi guys. This is just a quick status update on chapter 11 of Kids From Yesterday. It has 2000 words already so it should be out by Sunday. Which is nice. I have a couple of new One Shots up; there's a preview for a story that's going to run parallel to Kids From Yesterday called Tuchanka, about a girl who gets sucked into the Mass Effect universe and ends up on Tuchanka; Civilised Society, whichc is a slash between Lipton and Speirs of Band of Brothers; and Tag Along whichc is pretty much a PreSlash fic about Snafu and Sledgehamma from The Pacific. So that's the updates, oh and my batteries in my Xbox controller keep running out and it's suitably annoying.

06/12/2011 Hi... Right, Kids From Yesterday chapter 10 was just posted yesterday and I just want to say thanks to everyone who stayed with me this long :), normally I don't have the motivation to finish or continue a story but hopefully this one's going to be different, so far it has been so it's a good start. I just wanted to let you guys know that if you have anything you really want to see then message me and I'll build it in and give you a mention in the AN of the chapter I put it in. In other news; Modern Warfare 3 was extremely disappointing, AC Revalations was way too short, and I got a bulletproof Motorola. So everything's peachy. See you next chapter if anyone actually bothers to read this :).

01/10/2011 Okay, I got the date wrong on the last three. It was supposed to be 19/09/2011. In other news, I got antoerh chapter of Kids From Yesterday out after a very long wait so I'm happy today. I will be concluding Eden Prime next chapter and having some fun with crew interactions! Everybody loves crew interactions, haha. So, yeah. That's pretty much it, I'll update later. Bye.

Three updates in one day! What the crap! Okay, so I'm doing a story about Roy Earle from L.A. Noire - hence my earlier comment in my profile about reading Cole Phelps' Wiki. I hate the fact that I keep deviating from my main 'thingummyjig' but I felt like the idea needed to be developed. It's going to be about an imaginary sister that Cole has, who's come over from staying in England. It'll be previewed some time this month. Salaters!

I just remembered, I'm also going to be writing an introduction to a story I intend to post after Kids From Yesterday, about a girl who ends up on Tuchanka. It will be far-fetched and will not necessarily follow all of the facts so if you don't like that kind of thing don't read it. It'll be up some time this month but you'll have to wait until Kids From Yesterday is either finished or at least getting there before you get the rest. Tatty-Bye.

Okay, I'm still alive. Sorry for the recent lapse in updates and profile stuff, I was ill for a few days. Kids From Yesterday; Chapter 6 is in the works, it will be the second part to the Eden Prime mission - which will most likely span three chapters - and should be up by the end of this week but don't count me on it. I'm just starting a playthrough of Fable 2 again because I'm bored of Fable 3 and I'm going to be going through Metro 2033 for the first time alongside that so there'll probably be a Metro One-Shot up at some point soon. In other news, college is picking up and I have Media coursework to do so I might not be updating regularly like I always promise. Thanks to anyone reading this and I'll be back some time soon :).

A'right! So, I've got a One-Shot in the works for Makarov. I know it's deviating from the 'Only Mass Effect until it's done' but I had the idea so I did the idea. I'm also continuing the Assassin's Creed story I have up but it's going to take a little bit of time because of the Mass Effect thing. I'm thinking on doing a Band of Brothers One-Shot when I get a bit further into Kids From Yesterday and let the idea ferment for a bit so it actually takes shape. Anyway, I think that's about it. Bye.

Okay, I have to let you know about my newest story. Kids From Yesterday features several cameo's - I guess you could say I stole their characters for a bit - so Ian belongs to iNf3ctioNZ... why is your name so hard to type? And the mercenary group Dead Echo and all parties involved belongs to Thunderfury12124. Other than that, it's being updated now. Like right now. And I will eventually continue my Assassin's Creed story.

08/09/2011 Magyk, Physik will be NOT continuing when I'm finished with The Truth Trilogy. Sorry guys, I'm out. My reserves of imagination have been depleted and I dont do well with commitment so you're outta luck. Love you all.

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Shepard Likes Rocket Launchers by addtheletters reviews
Shepard is jealous of the geth. So, he takes steps to rectify the problem, leading to some rather unexpected consequences... A concept 'what if' elaborated into a full-on 'for want of a nail' story with "more twists than a pretzel factory caught in a tornado." Rated for some violence and a tiny bit of fowl language. Yes. Language about birds.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,873 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah
Drunk by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
Kiba is in heat, and Shikamaru is around to help. Yaoi, Lemon! Shikamaru x Kiba. UPDATED/REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Shikamaru N., Kiba I.] - Complete
Out of the Darkness by griffindork93 reviews
Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 172,676 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
One Year by Ai-40 reviews
Thrown into an arranged marriage for the sake of her brother's happiness for one year. At the end of it all will she stay or will she leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,940 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Campfire Mistakes by MommaMakoto reviews
Kiba and Shikamaru go to camp and meet a boy named Sai, this boy starts to like Shikamaru but kiba doesn't like him at all, during a campfire Kiba is dared to kiss Shikamaru but sai attacks Kiba pushing him into a lake and he hits his head, he wakes up the next morning not remembering anything of the night before, but Shikamaru makes sure he remembers ;D HARD YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Shikamaru N., Kiba I. - Complete
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Welcome to The Family by TheRev28 reviews
After a very unfortunate turn of events, I find myself hip deep in the Mass Effect universe. Why could I possibly be here? How can one teenager and an unexpected companion possibly have an effect in Mass Effect? I hope I find out soon. T for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 169,136 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Ashley W., OC] Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect: Dead Echo by Thunderfury12124 reviews
What begins as a horrific experience ends with me and my friends forming an elite mercenary squad in the Mass Effect universe. Begins before ME1, but will eventually progress through the game events with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,985 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011
Gory Gory What a Hell of a Way to Die! by immortalrmy reviews
Adriana Roosevelt is a special 18 year old. Not just because she has a special father, but because she would rather join Easy company than become a housewife. She knows she has what it takes, but does anyone else believe her? Luz/OC
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,973 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - G. Luz - Complete
Anticipation by Sono la Notte reviews
Modern Times. Two years after AC2, the war still isn't over. A certain Desmond Miles is assigned a simple nobody from Ohio, not knowing that their fates were intertwined. Desmond/OC Ezio/OC Altair/OC T for language and themes...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,494 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Desmond M., Ezio A.
Niko's Dilemma by TheShamanMaster reviews
Niko is left distraught after Kate's death. When he meets a young girl living in an amusement park, could this change his life around? Who is she? Rated T for swearing. Ch. 4 is up. HIATUS
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,678 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Niko B.
Scar Tissue by 0-fruitdrop-0 reviews
But Mary Frank also knew that if broken bones were left to heal on their own, they often hat to be re-broken because they would heal crooked. And she didn't want her boy to heal the wrong way. Snafu / Sledge somehow.
Pacific - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2011 - E. Sledge, Snafu S. - Complete
Caboose by catssaymeow reviews
Tiny drabble on the train home. Sledge has something to tell Snafu.
Pacific - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - E. Sledge, Snafu S. - Complete
i know in my heart it's not you by jesuisamber reviews
Eugene thought he knew love, thought he loved Sid but along came Snafu.
Pacific - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/7/2011 - E. Sledge, Snafu S. - Complete
Cinders by leoandsnake reviews
The Ancellotis are waging full-out war on the McRearys, while Niko, who is caught in the middle, is forced to confront the nature of his and Packie's relationship. Slight divergences from canon, and a few background OCs for the sake of making sense.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Niko B., Packie M.
wake up sledgehamma by jesuisamber reviews
Eugene wakes up on the train to find that Snafu has left him a note.
Pacific - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - E. Sledge, Snafu S. - Complete
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
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Civilised Society reviews
This can't happen, civilised society wouldn't allow it." ... "Lip, this isn't civilised society... this is war." ... SLASHFIC, Lipton and Spiers discuss Lip's leadership in a convent in Rachamps.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - R. Speirs, C. Lipton - Complete
Tuchanka: Preview reviews
The Krogan DMZ. Miles and miles of acrid air, wrecked buildings and sandstorms. The Asari raised the Krogan, the Salarians let the Krogans off their short leash and the Turians condemnded them. But that was just a video game... How wrong I was.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - U. Wrex - Complete
Tag Along reviews
Eugene looked around, dread settling in his stomach. Snafu had gone... "Mornin' Sledgehamma." Eugene never realised how much he relied on that N'Awlins drawl. You COULD call this a PreSlash, I guess.
Pacific - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - E. Sledge, Snafu S. - Complete
Situation Normal
DEATH'S HEAD. A Sergeant from Fort Libidad goes rogue after redeployment and ends up in Golden Memories.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Stiglitz reviews
Stiglitz is distracted from his weapons by the Lieutenant by the window. This is a Pre-Slash... I guess. Stiglitz/Hicox.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - A. Hicox, Hugo S. - Complete
Rough Hands reviews
A GI Jane in Delta reflects on James and asks him a poignant question. Sorry, bad summary.
Hurt Locker - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Makarov reviews
A young girl cowers behind a Burger Town counter in Zakhaev International Airport. When a pair of feet and a gun muzzle stand before her, what will she do? - Some coarse language.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Vladimir Makarov - Complete
Truth: Ezio: Vox Populi reviews
PART 2! Altaïr x OC. Ezio x OC. Desmond x OC… Nylah. Léarna. Kaye. She claimed to be all of them. It must be the Animus, messing with his head… and yet, something was strange. How did they always find each other, just in the nick of time.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Ezio A.
Truth: Altaïr: We Share The Same Sky reviews
Altaïr x OC. Ezio x OC. Desmond x OC… Nylah. Léarna. Kaye. She claimed to be all of them. It must be the Animus, messing with his head… and yet, something was strange. How did they always find each other, just in the nick of time.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Altaïr - Complete