Author has written 5 stories for Bones, Fringe, and Merlin.
Our names are Enna and Charlie and we're the two teenage girls that make sirsquintalot :). This is mainly because Enna was too lazy to create her own account and Charlie wouldn't post stories up. :P
We live in Australia ( the boring half) and, if you haven't guessed already, are huge fans of Bones and Fringe, as well as Castle and NCIS (and WHITECOLLAR!!!-Charlie's sidenote).Enna- and I'm a huge sci-fi geek, but on need to explain further than that :). Extremely new to fanfiction, but not to writing, and we would love feedback on anything we write, though we don't live on reviews (Well, I don't, can't speak for Charlie, lol- Enna).
Raley: "Hey man, it's the thought that counts."
Martha:"What is the matter with you? Why didn't you just ask her?"
Ziva: "You should not have come."
Brennan: "Look I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of your friends but next time you should identify yourself before attacking me."
O'Neill: " Lose it. Means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of ones faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal WACKO!!"
Aeryn: "She gives me a woody. (Crichton gives her a strange look) It's a human saying, I've heard you say it many times. When don't like someone or they make you feel uncomfortable, you say they give you-"
Wash: "Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?... Oh right, that would be me"
Giles:" Look, it's classic battle strategy to throw ones opponent off his game. He's trying to provoke you. To taunt you. To goad you into some mishap of some sort."
Stark: "Good job, Carter. Wow, that didn't even leave a bad taste in my mouth."
Caffrey: "How upset were the Candians?"
Mozzie: (to Caffrey) "You flew too close to the sun, my friend. They burned your wings."
Mozzie: "I saw the best mind of my generation run down by the taxi-cab of absolute reality."
Caffrey: (puts shades on Burke) "Now say I'll be back."
Mozzie:(posing as FBI agent)" Look, I just need a urine swab from the vic's toilet. If I don't get it soon, it'll spike the cross-reactivity and then... "
Burke: "I thought you'd be taller."
Burke: "Pick that for me."
(Charlie went a little over-board with the Fringe quotes and I don't have the heart to delete them, seeing as it's my fault she's hooked on the show :P-Enna)
H.I. Worker: Can I help you guys find something?
Peter: Walter, what are you doing?
Walter: With all due respect, Darwin got it all wrong. I used to make the joke that Darwin's thinking was rather... unevolved.
Astrid: It also gave him four extra nipples.
Olivia: Prep Hicks. Ready or not, we're administering the antidote.
Walter: Peter, don't be such a prude. I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like. Don't you agent Dunham?
Peter: Walter. Olivia's here, she needs to talk to you. Walter!
Walter: My dear, there is much that is unexplained. Until it is.
Walter: I thought you might have teleported to New York in your sleep and killed her. Wouldn't that have been wondrous?
Peter: Are you okay?
Walter: I need to tinkle. Could either of you direct me to the facilities?
Olivia: Walter, I need you to tell me what exactly you would need to create a genetic hybrid. Like, specific items, so I can see if Robert Swift bought any of it.
Astrid: So this thing has the claws of a lion and the fangs of a snake?
Walter: This is quite delicious.
Walter: The spread of the digits, V-shaped. It's too wide for one of those creatures. Configuration closer to that of an eagle. Of course much, much larger.
Walter: When Belly and I were younger men, we regularly ingested large quantities of LSD.
Walter: I've seen this woman before. Why does she look so familiar?
Walter: Lab rule #1: Do not borrow Walter's equipment without asking.
Peter: You're hot. But I'm looking for someone with syphilis.
Walter: I've always wanted a two-headed goat. Where can I get a subscription?
Peter: No I don't belong here. But I don't belong their either.
Olivia: You have to come back because you belong with me!
Peter: Technically I'm from no place you've ever heard of, but let's just say Boston.
Astrid: You've been smoking marijuana
Walter: A well ordered house is a sign of a well ordered mind.
Walter: As they say in Finland, there's more than one way to roast a reindeer.
Olivia: I happen to know someone who is fluent in gobbley goop.
Walter: Do you think she'll call me dad?
Walter: Just because no one has documented flying monkeys or talking lions yet hardly means they don't exist
Walter: I'm learning to appreciate cowardice, The Lion had a point.
Walter: Peter... I have a terrible headache... and a sudden craving for chicken wings.
Walter: I'm going to enjoy this. Provided, of course, the beans have been properly soaked to leech toxicity.
Walter: All commands will come through the headphones. Once you're given the order to put on the headphones, do not remove them under any circumstances. If you do, you may die a gruesome and horrible death. Thank you for your attention and have a nice day.
Astrid: Chicken. You serious?
Olivia: Walter, do you have any thoughts?
Walter: The ride back was invigorating. The turbulence over Ohio was like being in the belly of a seizing whale. I screamed like a little girl.
Walter: Don't worry, Son. I promise to wear my shorts to bed so that if you bring any young ladies home, there won't be any embarrassing moments.
Peter: Yes, I do remember. Melissa was a playmate. Miss July, right. Putting together a jigsaw of a nude centerfold was Walter's idea of how to explain, what was it, human reproduction to his ten-year-old son.
Peter: I need my own bedroom. I woke up to this morning to him singing an aria from Pagliacci.
Peter: That was Olivia. Agent Jessup told her Hughes may have killed his wife and child 17 years ago.
Peter: Did you check the drawers?
Walter: Peter! Peter! They said I can ride in the back with the body. Can I?
Walter: In the seventies I innocently wandered in the wrong home and it was three days before I realized my mistake. And unlike Olivia the woman I was sharing a bed didn't look like my wife at all.
Peter: I'm sorry Olivia.
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