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[Harry Potter and?] The Poisoned Chalice.

The Young and The Clueless.

The Savior and The Black Sheep.

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Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 3,686 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Wake Me Up Inside by RayneXHatake reviews
If you had the chance to change the future, would you take it? Even if that meant making a new life for yourself and keeping everything a secret? "Sensei?" "I promise Naru, this time it will be different." eventual Kakashi/femNaruto, Time-travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 454,448 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Baby Fever by Juupitrie reviews
Hanabi catches a terrible sickness she has sworn to her father she would never catch… It's a sickness that can take hold of even the strongest shinobi warrior. What will she do when the only permanent cure…is to get pregnant? HanaXKono NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,142 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Konohamaru S., Hanabi H.
Phoenix Tears by slytherin-nette reviews
To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 320,679 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Betrayal by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Naruto has it. He is the Hokage! But when he fonds a hidden book left by the Third, he finds a terrible secret that will rock him to the core. Rated M for certein things in the future. NarutoXHinata maybe other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,361 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Birthday by winn-chan reviews
OkiKagu oneshot. Takes place on Okita's birthday July 8 . Disclaimer: Gintama belongs to Sorachi-sensei
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Perfect Wife by slytherin-nette reviews
TPG Sequel: As the Mistress of the Malfoy family and the Ministry’s top Unspeakable, Jaimee “Harry” Potter discovers the time management, stealth, sanity and morning sickness necessary to become the perfect wife. Hilarity ensues! DM/femHP. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 264,650 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by RenjiLuvah reviews
The apocalypse has arrived. The sun has exploded. Pigs have grown wings and the Amanto are finally leaving this God forsaken planet to graciously give it back to the samurai... Rated for Language. \\OkiKagu// OneShot.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Potter vs Malfoy: War's End by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
10 January: Chapter 10 edited and updated! Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy need near death experiences to finally reach a truce. That, and strongminded women. pre OotP, ships: Draco and Ginny, Harry and girl!Blaise, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 247,160 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Flying Commentary by MamaLaz reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.