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Joined 05-24-10, id: 2375516, Profile Updated: 03-05-11
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Hello people!

Am I part of the cure, or am I part of the disease?

Things I love: Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Twilight, Hush, hush, books, Futurama, listening to my ipod, movies and happy endings.

Music I love: Coldplay, Muse, Queen, Owl City, Linkin Park, Paramore, Florence and the Machine, Paloma Faith and Pink.

Muse songs I love!: Super Massive Black Hole, Starlight, Undisclosed Desires, Feeling Good, Uprising, Resistance, Bliss, Neutron Star Collision, Hysteria, Invincible, Time is Running Out, Butterflies and Hurricanes, Endlessly.

Things I Hate: Sadists, Insects, and anything unlikable.

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Stereotypes:

(If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.)

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I (ocassionaly, not always) WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm kinda BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

If you actually read my profile, congratz to you!

Oh and if you read my stories, IT REALLY DOESN'T TAKE LONG TO REVIEW! DO IT!

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Solve For X by CeceAndrews reviews
Robin has a new enemy. X isn't your average thief, nor is X your average hero. No one knows where X came from. No one knows who X is. X is the mystery that no one knows the answer to and it's up to a group of masked teens to find out. (Season 1 characters.) Rated T – mostly for language. Story includes OC.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,471 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Richard G./Robin, OC
I Thought Angels Were Meant to Save You by forever.young '94 reviews
Elle moved from her home down under to the town of Coldwater, where she meets the mysterious and alluring Patch. The better she tries to understand him, the harder it is to escape him. You know the drill with Patch- lots of danger and innuendos, haha ;
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,146 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Pirate Smile by happylandfill reviews
More 'adventures' with Patch & Nora after Hush, Hush. Rated T for now for epic sexy bits & explicit language.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/14/2009
Divided by Aslan's Author reviews
Does it take only one stranger to divide the kings and queens of Narnia, just when their country needs them most Please Read & Review
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 27,631 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Bedtime Stories by withoutmarbles reviews
There were some things that only Alice knew about Jasper. Why he kept his fifty-year-old mattress was one of them. A fluffy oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Fireworks by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Alice visits her crazy grandma alone for the summer and finds, with her grandma's and Jasper the Jerk's help, that all she needs to be happy is to stop hiding.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I'd Lie by LynnBrook reviews
"If anyone asked me about my feelings for Jasper. I'd Lie" Alice and Jasper have been friends forever, but Alice has always felt more. Will she ever admit her feelings or will she lie. Based on the song by Taylor Swift. some spelling errors, sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I Dreamed A Dream by forever.young '94 reviews
Nora is having a hard time sleeping after the traumatising incident with Jules, so Patch decides to drop in one night and help her- with a little assistance from electric hands, vampire kisses and a dream. One-shot, the best of fluff :P enjoy
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Bad Images by BlackWolf2Dragoon reviews
Witness Patch being the usual sneaky and flirtatious bastard he really is, will Nora fall for his charms? One Shot, PatchxNora, lemon, plus pissing Marcie Miller off, yay! It's also M rated for a reason, you know.
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Rosalie's Thoughts on Bella by Pepsigirl120 reviews
These are Rosalie's thoughts on Bella and the family with Bella. Rated T for cussing. Hope you like it! Just so you know, a friend says that some of this was "not correct" but it's fan FICTION. So hope y'all like it, and please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Teacher by binnycanflyy reviews
Tsunade get's so fed up with the constant complaints about Sai being socially inadequate, as a result she bribes an old friend to teach him a few social skills, but she teaches him a bit more. Sai/Oc *WARNING: contains lemon*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sai - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by something wicca this way comes reviews
Patch has a surprise for Nora. Whatever could it be? FLUFFY FLUFF. Songfic for "Your Guardian Angel" by The Red Jumsuit Apparatus. May be a little OOC and rated T for slight cursing.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Drawing Down The Moon by DitzyMariposa reviews
When Bella doesn't make it to hang out with Jacob, it ends up being the best thing that happened to him. Plus, what is the new girl hiding? Jacob x OC Romance, drama, humor, supernatural, action, a little bit of everything. Book or Movie, after New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Want and Need by Mz. Random Awesomeness reviews
Patch doesn't want to sacrifice Nora's body anymore. No. He has something else he wants to use it for.... Rated Teen for now! :D
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009
Kimprint: Kim's Story by Julieanne-Arc reviews
Kim had always wanted Jared, but forced herself to stop trying for a lost cause. With graduation and escape from La Push only weeks away, Jared finally wants to get to know her. But will imprinting be enough to make her stay?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
In a Manner of Speaking by 3547805892627482245 reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
We'll fugure it Out :A Kiba Inuzuka Oneshot: by Chawmpy-bot reviews
A short one-shot I wrote about Kiba. I know, suckish summary, but not else I can write!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Kiba I. - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews
Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Million Reasons by SeeLJRead reviews
A Jared and Kim love story, basic plot with my own twists and turns tossed in and Sixteen Candles Influence. I enjoyed writing it and I hope it shows. As always the story is better than the Summary, so please give it a shot? Slow to start but gets better.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,838 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Dominatrix Games! by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
I suppose Sasori-danna will do then, yeah. He won't be as good as the rest of you 'cause he's still adjusting to his new body. Besides he's not as experienced as me, so I might actually have a chance to whip him. DeidaraxOC SasorixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Control Freak by PAULIEPoe reviews
This is the only night where they're alone, and all she's doing is hogging the PS2. [Warning: OC, Het, slight nakedness] Oneshot [KibaxOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
A Rainy Day Interrupted by PAULIEPoe reviews
Kiba forgot his key on a date, and now him and his girlfriend are stuck on a cold, wet porch. [Warning: OC, Het] OneShot [Now fixed with ending!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
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Leah Clearwater: The Untold Story reviews
A fic about Leah and her life. The story of Leah Clearwater after Breaking Dawn, through her trouble, life and love. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Rosalie and the Closet reviews
A little thing about Rosalie and Edward ans some electrician called Robert. Sequel to The Trouble With Being Perfect. Read and REVIEW! Oh and its not Rosalie/Edward. PS I don't really like it that much...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
The Trouble with Being Perfect reviews
A little story, in which Rosalie has the last word, and its quite funny! Not an Edward/Rosalie story, just has them in it. Please read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Headaches and Romance reviews
A sick drabble about Emmett and Rosalie's Relasionship through Edwards head. Rated, cause it's true. REVIEW! Please! Even you mysterious ghost readers! DO IT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward - Complete
Jasper's Thoughts reviews
A little drabble from Jasper's view. Jasper's a little ooc, but I think it works. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Alice and Jasper reviews
This is my first story, about how Alice and Jasper came to be the couple they are now! Please read & review! I love reading them, so PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete