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Author has written 25 stories for X-Men: Evolution, X-Men, Knight Rider, Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Thank you for taking the time to read my stories and even my profile. I am female, over 35 and live on the Oregon coast. I am a Christian and was a volunteer firefighter and EMT for over eight years. Currently I work in Marketing as an Admin.

A long time Transformers, Stargate SG-1, Knight Rider and Marvel X-Men fan, hence my stories. I write fanfics for the fun of it to bring a smile and provide an escape. Life has enough of its own sorrows. I choose to be light and laughter in times of darkness to others.

Favorite Sayings:

I've got to fix that.

You have got to be kidding!

Now? You think of this now ?!

Is it on the list?

Does that make sense?

Things that delight me:

Reviews, reviews, and suggestions (what writer doesn't?)

Inspiring someone else with a fic piece or clip

Cats and kittens

Pizza, cheese fondue, spaghetti, Caesar salad and hot fresh bread

The beach and ocean waves

Overcast, windy rainy days

Things that frustrate me:

Having so many plot pieces and fic clips there is now a growing pile of yellow legal pad notes that I cannot seem to find the time to sort, type and get up in fics. In addition, the pile is getting taller every day. I finally threw them all in a box and now have a overflowing box to sort.

Setting down to finally work on a story in the right mood with plenty of time on the computer and getting a million interruptions from roommates.

Organizing chapters in a fic, and there is one really good idea that while written down, doesn't fit yet so you keep setting it aside for a later chapter until you get sick of seeing it ! Then it fits but you have five more odd ones like that! Arrggh.

Reading a fic where one of my personal favorite characters get killed off, usually in a stupid, inane way so the misery of everyone else creates the rest of the fic. (Can we say quit killing them off?!)

Reading a great story that develops nicely then changes in one chapter to crud. The writer wanted to "try" a "new and radical idea" and then gets upset when reviews turn into complaints and readers fall away. Don't mess with a long running fic. Good stories are so slagging hard to find!

Trying to upload a chapter you have labored over, only to get a coding error because it is the weekend and all the programmers are home and not on site to fix problems!

Automated spell checker that overrides what you type and you're too tired or intense in the storyline to notice one little change that is obvious to all the reviewers! (rip it out!)

thanks to whitedino for the following:People that write stories where EVERYBODY DIES...THE END. (what, no more chapters? Fine, then no more reviews either!)

Fan Fiction Fics that were inspired by my stories or an idea in them (They're great writers too! And many are friends :))

ladyofdarkstar http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5315741/1/What_Comes_Around

fantasyaddict101 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5736864/1/A_Loss_Of_Essence

cairistona http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7024273/3/A_Sticky_Situation (chapter 3)

SunlightOnTheWater http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7457116/1/Battle_of_the_Cops

mollie3 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6041307/1/Optimus_Sparkling (chapter 12)

Clifjumpersfangirl http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5480762/1/Somethings_Missing

Clifjumpersfangirl http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5558356/1/Sideswipe_VS_Hedgehog

Clifjumpersfangirl http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5542970/1/Dancing_with_Cinderella

Tenshi of Light21 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5275176/1/Autobot_Pranks (chapters 13, 21, 43, 60 specifically)

MoonRose91 - Rule 35 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5317304/1/Rule_Number_35

Katsuko1978 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5380042/1/Addendum

ladyofdarkstar http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5325064/4/Redemption (chapter 4 specifically)

mistflyer1102 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4634839/20/Welcome_To_Earth (chapter 20 specifically)

tatyana witwicky http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5553868/1/Guidelines_for_living_with_Robots

greenleafprince http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5515300/1/When_the_Cons_are_away_The_Bots_will_play

botosphere http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5541628/1/Transformers_for_Christmas

elita’s love (Warning: Mature fics) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5793084/1/Elitas_Wish

littlemewlugia http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6250288/1/For_the_Race_Prime_Protector (chapters 9,10)

femme4prime http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5949063/1/You_Know_You_Are_Addicted_To_Cyberporn

And sorry if I missed anyone else. Please e-mail me to add yours. I am trying to update this.

TRANSFORMER CONCEPTS

I keep getting the same requests to explain and where I found the information. I stick mostly to canon and tf wiki but here is a few of the most common answers below. If you want to use these explanantions, feel free. They are public knowledge EXCEPT sparkbite. Credit us two girls and use as you want.

CANON- the authoritative, official historical version. In other words, in the 1980’s G1 cartoon, Optimus was a Prime who shared his bond, spark energy or life force with Elita One after she overdid stopping time to save him from the Decepticons. Canon has him Prime and not Bumblebee or Arcee as the Prime and his mate is Elita One not Firestar or Override. Same episode had Ironhide with Chromia. Their pairings are canon and part of the trademarked, patented, official copyrighted and legally owned universe.

SPARK- Sparks are canon in the Transformer universe. It is the life force or soul of a Transformer. It is a physical entity protected inside a mechanical shell that makes up the bots protoform or shell or chassis. As long as the spark is intact, the body can be rebuilt or transfer a spark to a new shell. When the spark is gone, the Transformer is gone. In Transformers the ultimate guide, both Megatron and Prime have “spark chambers” to hold their sparks. A metal shape around pure energy.

I use the idea of the spark transfer to relate to the little sparklings or baby Transformers. Transformer canon instances have established that a spark holds all of an individuals memories, along with their "essence" or personality. Mentioned by Prime himself in a Transformer movie. A Transformers behavior can be modified through programming but there will be a conflict between the programming and the "true" nature of the spark within. Breeding is an intact spark transferring into a new protoform and that being have a personality, and can experience life through external sensors. The outer shell can change, including alt mode or loss of parts via battle damage but the same soul or essence of that spark / Transformer. I researched this on tf wiki under terms “spark” and “personality component.

BREEDING - I referenced the movie verse with the Allspark being transferable energy, the G1 cartoon where Wheeljack made the new bodies for the Dinobots to inhabit, and The Dreamwave More than Meets the Eye where the protoform or shell is made then infused with a spark to become a living Transformer.

There are family units as the G1 Wheelie (not movie verse truck with that name) crashed with “his parents” and the twins Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are “brothers.” In a G1 episode, Prime refers to Alpha Trion as his “creator” and in movie verse, the ancient Primes refer to Optimus as “their last descendant” and the Fallen called the other robots “his brothers.”

They have a way of reproducing more energy than physical, have families and infuse a protoform with a spark. All of the above is recorded in tf wiki under the term “reproduction” and in the cartoons, Dreamwave comic, and movie verse.

SPARK CALL- A term referring to spark mates being able to recognize each other’s sparks as a single entity. Spark call reassures the mated pair they are one spark, one soul combined and is only felt by them and between them. Sparklings will recognize their parental units but not feel that spark connection, only that it exists and never what that couple is doing.

SPARKBITE- The protective reaction of the spark to defend itself to the offlining if needed. The sparkbite warns another mech not to attempt a spark merge on a mech or femme that is spark mated already. Credit also goes to fellow writer ladyofdarkstar for working this idea out with me. Wonderful example in her "What Comes Around," chapter 33 when Lydia's sparkbite gets Josh. ( Not official Canon...but good enough it should be)

CYBERTRON TIME - EARTH COMPARSIONS

Breem – 8.3 minutes

Joor – 6.5 hours

Orn – 13 days

Vorn – 83 years. Think V for a Very long time.

Onward to the stories... and thanks for reading this far. Feel free to e-mail me at gmail as crazycatlady159 with comments or need help with a story idea. I am always around but not always online. Until all are one, Layra Knight aka hummergrey

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Change in Destiny by supremechancellor8991 reviews
Didn't like the ending to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story? Well I didn't. (SPOILERS FROM ROGUE ONE) A different sequence has unfolded upon the end of the Battle of Scarif, and our heroes go on new journeys to defeat the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,735 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Leia O., M. Mothma, Jyn E.
A Light From The Shadows by Haldiriell reviews
Jyn/Cassian. Post-Rogue One. What happens after the beach.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2016
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
28 Cannon Blasts by vanillathunder215 reviews
28 meme thing from LJ centered completely on everyone's favorite grumpy, trigger-happy weapon specialist-turned-pick up truck Ironhide. rated T to give myself wiggle room.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Ironhide
First Snow by SapphireBee reviews
The autobots had never experinced snow, until after a heavy snowstorm they find themselves in the middle of a winter wonderland. When Sam then decides to visit Bumblebee for the winter break, the pair get up to much mischief. Something sinister is however looming over the horizon, something that may force them apart. Will Sam's hold on Bumblebee be enough?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,845 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Precursors: Foxhole Friends by Botosphere reviews
The War that destroyed Cybertron began with a single shot. Innocents were caught in the crossfire and rivals had to learn to work together in order to survive. Friendship, however, was both optional and a surprise.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Arcee, Bumblebee
Battle of the Cops by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
What started out as a suggestion turned out to be an all out war. Who knew being a giant alien robot disguised as a cop could be so much fun? Based off hummergrey's fic When nothing else fits
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Barricade
A Sticky Situation by Cairistona reviews
Ironhide gets into a predicament after transforming with candy in his cab. Gum isn't easily removed. There's a solution, but Hide's less than cooperative. Prime & Chromia come to help Ratchet, but nothing's ever as easy as it sounds, and the twins are up to trouble. IHxChromia, OPxElita. Ch 24, The twins borrow soap from the femmes with disastrous results.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Three's a Crowd by Lunar Mist reviews
They were only hatchlings. How were they supposed to know how important both factions of the war viewed them? Well, if they get energon every night and a good cuddle, then they'll be happy. Well, a stable caretaker would be nice, too.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,943 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ratchet, Starscream
A Little Burst of Sunlight by Lunar Mist reviews
Sunburst was used to her mommy always being there, so what will she do when her mommy passed to the Matrix and leaves her with all these strangers even if they are Autobots ? Where is Daddy when you need him? Post-RoTF rated for cybertronian swears. First story. Don't judge.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,839 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Jazz - Complete
The Tie That Binds by Botosphere reviews
RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,541 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Ways To Marry by Lunar Mist reviews
My Valentine's story that will follow the individual lives of four femmes and mechs as they look for their life-mates. Four one-shots. Bots/OCs If you've read my other stuff, you'll recognize them. Enjoy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Jazz - Complete
Bad Bot by Phoenix13 reviews
TF3: DOTM - Roller; the cute little scout car belonging to Optimus Prime in the original eighties TV series; never appeared in the Michael Bay 'Transformers' movies, and there's a very good reason for that...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Optimus Prime
The Evil Side Of Prime by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Optimus Prime seems to be the one bot on the whole ark that isn't a prankster or a prankee. One morning he gives up to the good guy act and desides to have some fun. First a prank on the pranksters themselves! What could happens next?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Surviving Changes by MyNameIsJag reviews
A freak accident leads certain members of the ARK feeling a little feminine. How will they survive the new changes and will they ever return to normal? How will they endure being the only femmes on a crew filled with lonely mechs?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Prowl
Hey, hey, Mr Policeman! by Lunar Mist reviews
Sideswipe is bored. Prowl appears to be so, too or at least, Sideswipe thinks he looks bored . So Sideswipe entertains them. After all, what's more fun than a race? Song-fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Transformers for Christmas by Botosphere reviews
Young Annabelle Lennox, who does NOT have security clearance to know about the 'bots, celebrates Christmas with family and friends, including Aaron Hyde, RC, and Ron Hatchett. Chapter 2 just went up, with more follow!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
Through a Cybercat's OpticsChristmas by Lunar Mist reviews
Little one-shot for Optimus and Moonstrike.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Optimus' Sparkling by mollie3 reviews
Her daddy said he would always be there but when an unforeseen attack occurs it leaves a little child alone until that is she finds her "daddy" again in the form of an alien robot that looks like her fathers Peterbilt truck..reviews welcome Cheers
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Optimus Prime
Watch Yourself by Theoretician reviews
The Autobots watch Transformers 2007. Pretty much crack, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Optimus Prime, Wheeljack - Complete
Devices, Too by Alestrel reviews
Part 2 of The Poppy Tales. The sequel to Appliances. I suppose at this point I should add the standard disclaimer. If you recognise the name/character from the films, they aren't mine. If you don't, they're my own creations, based on Transformers
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,158 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Patronus by femme4jack reviews
Coauthored with Merfilly. Sentinel's weapon turned Ironhide's frame, processors, and memory core to rust, but left behind his spark in its casing. What makes him who he is? DotM Fix-it Fic. Continuation of New Moon chs. 2 & 4
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,763 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
Abstract by Sierra Hawkins reviews
One-shot. Sam makes something and Optimus contemplates. The results are not what Sam had hoped. Optimus is amused.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Appliances by Alestrel reviews
Part 1 of The Poppy Tales. A cracky little Transformers-inspired fic sparked by my partner in insanity commenting her washing machine was 'needy'...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Aftermath by Sarrasi reviews
A few ONE-SHOT's set just after each movie. Sam and the Autobots come to terms with the massive loss of human life and the consequences of their friendship xxx
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sam W.
Murphy's Laws of Combat by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Anything that can go wrong will. Even in combat. Especially in combat...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
A New Moon by femme4jack reviews
A series of ficlets based on Dark Side of the Moon. Spoilers will abound.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
To Stop the unstoppable force by 91Silver reviews
Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. An unstoppable force who could not be stopped in his strive for peace and justice, even in the face of the toughest opponents. And yet, here he was, being blocked on highway 198, by a tiny four legged organic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Final Battle by AxelFlurryofDancingFlames reviews
Optimus Prime is up against a villain even he may not be able to best...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Eyes of Life by TJuneM reviews
Ironhide has always been full of suprises, no matter what the circumstances. So why should this time be any different. The old weapons specialist once again proves that he is tougher than anyone dares to believe. BayMovieVerse! Set after DotM
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ironhide
An Exercise in Concentration by Steelfeathers reviews
...or how to drive the Autobots insane in 100 words or less. A series of small drabbles. Pure crack. First: Red Alert. Second: Optimus Prime
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Sidestepped and Full on Crash by WynterIce reviews
Sideswipe learns that a friend of his was recently killed by Decepticons but later learns that she left behind a surprise for him. RatchetxSideswipexSunstreaker. This is also my first sticky fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Celebrations by Erailea Evenstar reviews
It was the Fourth of July and the soldiers of N.E.S.T. had gathered to celebrate and remember. It would be an unforgettable night, especially for the Autobots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Best Fourth of July Ever! by Blatherskite3 reviews
They had never celebrated a Fourth of July quite like this. -Post 2007-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Sakon76 reviews
Post Dark of the Moon, Will Lennox goes home.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - W. Lennox - Complete
First Snow: Tales Of Winter by SapphireBee reviews
Sam gets up to yet more winter filled mayham with the autobots. As they all learn what it really means to walk in a winter wonderland. A series of chapters that didn't make it into the main storyline.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Eating Habits by Write No More reviews
The Autobots intrude on our favorite snacking humans, only to find a sight ever more horrifying than Megatron himself. With a good, long, hard, deep look, things take a drastic turn as hilarity and torture ensue for absolutely no good reason, whatsoever.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
Explanations by Black Oracle reviews
Set during the TFs: Prime ep. "Speed Metal". After the drama of Jack and Bumblebee's racing activities and Optimus' rescue of an unconscious hostage from Knock Out, how did the explanations by a guilty Arcee, Bumblebee and Bulkhead to Optimus go?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Arcee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Birds and Bumblebees by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Bumblebee has been taught everything he needs to know about being a warrior. Except when it comes to meeting female Autobots. Ch.19 The rescue mission to save Marin and Major Lennox from Starscream gets underway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,047 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Gumnut's Knight Rider Ficlet Collection by Gumnut reviews
A collection of ficlets not long enough to warrant their own story space. Some may contain spoilers for any season. Includes answers to challenges.
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 18,006 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Prime by Luki Dimension reviews
Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,802 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
To Tell the Truth by Segway reviews
Optimus reflects on an old, dark secret of his. One he wishes to tell, but knows he can't. It's something could cost him one of his dearest friends.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Down with Simmons! by Sweet Little Hufflepuff reviews
In which Sam and friends get revenge against Simmons in the form of pranks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009
Craving by Mischief11 reviews
Will walks in on Sam.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2011 - W. Lennox, Sam W. - Complete
By The Pyramid by Sakon76 reviews
Sam and Optimus look for things they've lost.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Fun With Sunny and Sides by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Post ROTF. Your favorite Twins are here to stay...well, between their private quarters, Ratchet's medical wing, other bot's private quarters, blowing up stuff, making femmes mad and...you get the point.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime
Power Trip by Botosphere reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Ratchet after he walked into the power lines in the first TF movie? You know you do! Under duress from Eowyn77's muse, the medic reveals all!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
New Divide by Karategal reviews
Movie Verse : 2009 As the Autobots struggle to battle both the Decepticons and the Fallen, Bumblebee must fight his own inner battle concerning not only his creation, but also his place amongst those he considers comrades and enemies. ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
The Darkest Hour by SadArticle reviews
Classic Knight Rider. Set early during the first season, but not based on a particular episode! Kitt teaches Michael that partnership is built on trust.
Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Sparks by Iniysa reviews
Sam holds the key to the fate of two planets meanwhile Decepticons are moving in to attack from every direction. Post ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,068 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Life's Little Transformations by Tungsten117 reviews
The story of how Sam's life changed after he met the Transformers and the events that he shared with them.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,166 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Finding Baby Bumblebee by BeeBee's girl reviews
Did you ever wounder how the other bots found bee the last sparkling? Plz read and review this is my first transformers movie fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ironhide, Bumblebee
The Edge Of Reason by Kibble Beast reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Kinship by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Must Just Be An Autobot Thing by SapphireBee reviews
One random thought leads to another and soon it has even got Sam thinking. Sam muses on a curious trait all his robotic friends seem to share.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sam W.
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Tinman: The Untold Chapters by Fire Redhead reviews
Just some fluff to stuff the seams of my Tinman story. More cute interactions between Ironhide and Annabelle Lennox. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Transformers: The Hunt for Prime by Clumsy Peg reviews
Transformers 3, because we can do it better!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,615 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Don't Tell Megatron! by Irrepressable reviews
Why bored seekers shouldn't make bets in front of sparklings with small hands.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
The Simplest of Things by Cooper Sterling reviews
It was meant to be a simple Mission. Find the 'Con outpost, and relay the location back... Ironhide never saw it coming, but Prowl did. Just not in time. Rated T because Prowl didn't have such a good time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Play Time by Erailea Evenstar reviews
There were few things in life that made Ironhide fear for his circuits, but that was exactly how he felt as he stared down at the pint sized giggling villainess approaching him with her paint covered body.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
A Loss Of Essence by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Elita and Optimus are expecting their first sparkling, but will she ever tell him? Perhaps when he comes back from his mission... Elita's POV. A bit angsty. Two chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Summer Vacation by Bookworm Gal reviews
When summer rolls around, people are drawn to exotic locations. And where is more exotic than the NEST base of operations? Annabelle will have a interesting vacation to say the least. A "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
High Grades and Cigars by Antana reviews
Prowl knew he shouldn't have made the turn into the living room once his shift ended, and Jazz never knew cigars could have such an effect.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Something Good by demonlovechild reviews
Elita's got something to tell Optimus but she's kinda scared to tell him, what could it be? lol plz r&r
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Freak Out by mmouse15 reviews
A missing moment between Sam and Bumblebee from the 2009 movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
A Fallen Leader by Lotte-Bubbles reviews
Song fic, oneshot, During ROTF-Ironhide deals with the loss. Chromia and Ironhide-Impled Optimus Elita. Spoilers. Read&Review. Flamers Come and Get ME! Slight fluff between Ironhide and Chromia.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Bumblebee by Akuma the Scottish Wolf reviews
I dont really Know what to say but its about Bumblebee when he was found and the years ahead please read
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Tales from the Desert by TheCluelessTurtle reviews
A collection of one-shots taking place after ROTF. Next up: Leo, riding in Bumblebee with Sam and Mikaela, becomes bored on the way to Petra. So he decides he wants to learn more about the Autobots. But of course, nothing goes as planned.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,590 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sam W.
When the 'Cons are away,The 'Bots will play by Cybertronian-Star reviews
What goes on when the Autobots and thier human friends are not kicking decepticon aft? Humor, romance, adventure? Life is never normal when you have alien robots as friends.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009
Merry Christmas, Bumblebee by CallmeOptimus reviews
What happens when Bumblebee wants to get gifts for his newly found human companions? Will they like them? Bumblebee/OC One-Shot, plus a bit of Sam/Mikaela. Just a bit.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
Where Was Barricade? by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why was it, when you see Barricade rushing into the Mission City Battle in Transformers, he suddenly seems to disappear? I didn't once see him at the final battle, did you? Here's a possible reason. Total nonesense, randomness, humor. PLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Something's Missing by Clifjumpersfangirl reviews
Inspired by Hummergrey's story No Where Else To Go. This is my version of why Prowl is the way he is and what happen to him when he relies what he's missing. Prowl/OC i stink at writing summaries please Read and Review
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009
Sideswipe VS Hedgehog by Clifjumpersfangirl reviews
“Sideswipe? Why is there a fire hydrant wedged in the center of your front bumper? Was Annabelle driving again?” Yet another story inspired by If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by Hummergrey.If you value your sanity then don't read it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
A Mess by Segway reviews
They may never know who did it, but Reflector probably has the pictures somewhere.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Exit The Fall by Emmers224 reviews
There is no promise in a world everyone wants to forget. There's no life when there's only death. There is only survival and perseverance when your only companion is your car.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Dancing with Cinderella by Clifjumpersfangirl reviews
Set in my Something's Missing universe. Prowl finds out what it means to dance with Cinderella.Prowl/OC Please review i would love to know what you guys think of my story.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
The Optimus Prime User's Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Scent of the Future by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 Movieverse Post Movie. Optimus Prime and Elita One face the future of the Autobots on Earth after the Decepticons have been defeated. Ch.29 A big surprise for Jazz and Prowl. 'Nuff said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,443 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
Parental Responsibilities by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Lennox gets the strangest late night phone call of his life from the last person in the galaxy he expected it to be from. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Bits of Life by Ciscogirl reviews
Bits and bytes of humor, life, and even a bit love mixed in as the Autobots live on Earth.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Its the Great Pumpkin, Sam Witwicky! by TheCluelessTurtle reviews
Post ROTF: When Lennox has to make a quick stop to pick pumpkins up for Annabelle and himself, the Autobots, with a little word from Bumblebee, decide that they want to try their hand at pumpkin carving.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Last Hope by kenyizsu reviews
One-shot. Why didn't Optimus know he was a Prime? Well... blame the fate for it. This summary is a little bit lame ;.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Legacy by Ithilas reviews
Sometimes things go wrong for a reason even when we don't understand what that reason is.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
High Grade Disaster by Yami-Yugi3 reviews
G1 When it comes to drinking High Grade Energon, Prowl is one Cybertronian who doesn’t drink it in great quantities. The Twins, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, found out the hard why the SIC don’t drink too much of it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Prowl - Complete
Annabelle's New Babysitter by Crystal-Moonlight-Guardian reviews
Sarah and Will are going out. The new babysitter is very protective of Annabelle. Not too good at summaries but I hope you like the story. This story is COMPLETE. R&R.
Crossover - Twilight & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Rosalie, Ironhide - Complete
Project KITT3125475 by randomchick1995 reviews
NOT tv universe Full summary in 1st chapter.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - KI2T - Complete
Addendum by Katsuko1978 reviews
Rewind and Eject are old enough to know not to screw with NEST's new recruits. However, they're immature enough to be convinced to do it anyways. One-shot inspired by "If an Autobot, Do NOT Do the Following" by hummergrey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Bring the Rain by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
When Sam is kidnapped by Barricade, it's up to the Autobots and humans to save him. COMPLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Four Lives by Sorciere reviews
Sometimes, even Optimus Prime can only watch. Four lives he saved – and one that he couldn't.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Language Lessons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle spends a lot of time with Cybertronians. Why wouldn't she want to learn to talk like one? Another "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Pain in the Aft by DaemonicKitten reviews
While combating Decepticons, including Ravage, Sunstreaker takes a claw to the aft. Poor guy just can't seem to avoid the horrible puns that follow. ONT-SHOT. COMPLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime - Complete
Yellow Car by Chibi Frye reviews
Having a day without a mission, Mudflap and Skids are bored like hell, they want to play a game, but don't know what to play,untill they see Bumblebee passing by... Set after ROTF
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Skids, Mudflap - Complete
Upheaval by ashion reviews
2 days after Egypt aboard the aircraft carrier, Ironhide and Optimus have a few moments to themselves, when Ratchet isn't butting in that is NOT slash, parental
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF by Arctic Banana reviews
Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Rule Number 35 by MoonRose91 reviews
35. No parking in designated illegal tow zones, allowing yourself to be towed then breaking free and racing down the road the wrong direction. *Jazz, Sunny, Sides and Hound.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Jazz - Complete
Crashing by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
What did the twins do that forced Optimus to crash Prowls CPU? Read and find out...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
Love is Patient by Simple.White.Lie reviews
The hardest Samuel Witwicky ever did. The Wedding is now up, PLEASE REVIEW, Rated T for Implied and Swearing... THaNk YoU to mY DeVotED ReADeRs!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
My First Decepticon by Bookworm Gal reviews
Everyone remembers the first time they meet one. And for young Annabelle, she certainly will. Of course, when an angry Ironhide gets done with him, I think the Decepticon will never forget the encounter either. One of the "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide - Complete
Simulacra by Sakon76 reviews
Despite having Bumblebee as a protector, Sam is still vulnerable to Decepticon attack within the halls of his university. Steps are taken to minimize this. Follows on from The Language of After
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Ratchet Appreciation Day by Clumsy Peg reviews
Mikaela talks with Ratchet one day about an offer he got from Ultra Magnus. Will he go for the team he's always dreamed of, or stay with the crazy bots he's grown to love? Expect friendship and fluff. Gift fic, general Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ratchet, Mikaela B. - Complete
I've Lost Him by Clumsy Peg reviews
Those were the three hardest words Optimus ever had to force himself to say. He turned away as Sector Seven took Bumblebee. He couldn’t watch them take the mech he’d known since Bumblebee was a Sparkling... gift fic, set in the 07 Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Insights by SadArticle reviews
Original Knight Rider. A coda - yes, another one! - for 'Blind Spot', season two . Kitt is pushed too far, but will his dominant program stop him in time?
Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - KI2T, Michael K. - Complete
Party Time by Bookworm Gal reviews
It's Annabelle's birthday. Lots of fun is planned for her party, though not all will go as planned. But she is also looking forward to after her party, when she celebrates ANOTHER birthday. Part of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
When I Grow Up by Bookworm Gal reviews
All kids are asked what they want to be when they grow up. As Annabelle considers this, she reflects on what her father and Ironhide do when they go to their job. Another of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Sibling Rivalries by Arctic Banana reviews
Scorponok finds himself competing for Blackout's attention after his master adopts a tiny black and white kitten named "Mittens".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Familial State by EVRyderWriter reviews
The Knight family is in a state...and it needs to be fixed. KITT is determined to see it so. This is the journey he and his driver take to fix what has been broken. Revised 11/27/14.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - KI2T, Michael K. - Complete
Babysitters Nightmare by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle is left with a baby-sitter, but they are both being watched by someone else. Goes with the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Bully by Bookworm Gal reviews
A continuation of "Black Crayons,""Drawings," and "ParentTeacher Conference." A bully at school makes Annabelle angry.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
ParentTeacher Conference by Bookworm Gal reviews
Companion piece to "Black Crayons" and "Drawings". Essentially, Annabelle's parents and teachers talk about her behavior in class and a few oddities.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Volatile Memory by SadArticle reviews
Classic Knight Rider. Second season episode 'Knightmares', from Kitt's perspective. Michael turns his back on the Foundation after losing his memory, but Kitt won't let him walk away.
Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Anam Cara by shadowblade-tara reviews
Kitt and Michael have to deal with the fallout of killing an FBI agent and the deepening bond they feel with each other. How far will they go to keep the ones that matter most? Sequel to For Those We Love.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,357 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Michael K., KI2T - Complete
Ironhide's Revenge by Aethelgythe reviews
Ironhide is forced to become Sam's temporary guardian for 3 days while Ratchet repairs Bumblebee's legs after the Mission city battle. Only thing is...that little pit-spawn rodent is determined to lubricate on him...AGAIN. PLEASE R&R!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Boys, Meet my Truck by Fire Redhead reviews
Set after "Tinman". Ironhide deals with Annabelle's prospective suitors. Will Annabelle ever find "Mr. Right" with Ironhide scaring off any who dare to pursue her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Insufficient Data by Berzerkerprime reviews
A tag for "A Nice, Indecent Little Town." Not every puzzle can be solved using logic. Try telling an AI that. Michael Knight and Bonnie Barstow take a crack at it with some surprising, and some might say miraculous, results.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - KI2T - Complete
Canada's North of Here, Right? by Arctic Banana reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Jazz's Bipolar Prank by Aethelgythe reviews
Jazz finally decides to get even with the twins on Halloween night. NO SLASH! Please read and review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
Human Encyclopedia: Autobot Version by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
One-shots and short stories about the Autobots trying to understand humans and getting utterly confused in the process. Chapter 9: Halloween.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
WAKE THE FRAG UP! by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
Next time Prowl assigned her security duty, she’d just shoot him. You almost have to feel bad for the poor Decepticon assassin who decided to sneak into the base. Ratchet? Think the pieces left of him are big enough to put him back together?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Prowl, Lori - Complete
Rest in pieces by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
With Decepticon attacks, and the mysterious ‘Tomato bandits’, it’s almost impossible for a femme to get some sleep at the Autobot base. So when she does, she DOES NOT want to be disturbed. Which is bad news for the poor Decepticon who sneaks into the base
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Prowl, Lori - Complete
Energized on High Grade by optimus prime 007 reviews
post2007movie. Response to challenge. This is my version of what happens when Optimus Prime, Autobot leader and mech wrecker, drinks high grade. Last bonus chapter added! Optimus and Elita get a surprise or two. Hide and Mia get busy sparking!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Midas Touch by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam finds that there are some unexpected complications arising from his contact with the AllSpark at its destruction in Mission City.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Trends by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: We all knew it. It was so glaringly obvious. Optimus Prime and Megatron are trend-setters.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Optimus Prime, Barricade - Complete
Sam Witwicky's Guide on Living with the Autobots by rrdt reviews
Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
A Happy Valentine's Day by optimus prime 007 reviews
Holiday oneshot. Optimus and Elita's very first Valentine's Day on Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
By the Pundreds by An Cailin Rua reviews
Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Optimus Prime, J. Keller - Complete
Language, Sam! by LittleMewLugia reviews
SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Knight Industries Two Thousand by SmallInsect reviews
The fact that KITT is just doing his job never really makes Bonnie feel any better about having to patch him up every time. Oneshot.
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Forgetfulness by plenoptic reviews
Optimus forgets his and Elita's anniversary...and she understandably flips.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Taken Place by Lola Hard reviews
*postmovie 2007* Bumblebee comes back to Sam's house after his meeting with the Autobots, only to find his parking place taken by another car... a response to Dark Kari's prompt.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Hot Oregon Night by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. It's a hot night and two Autobots are having trouble offlining.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Ratchet's Runaround by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Choices by Gumnut reviews
It was his choice.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Night Murmurs by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2004
XMen Camping Trip by Alien Experiment reviews
The title read the title, it will explain everything...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
Longing, Loss and Lies by Kizmet reviews
Just a little mood peice shortly after Gambit returns to the XMen from Antarctica. Added a compainion piece for Rogue's side of things. [redrafted]
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Complete
Spring Cleaning by adam-bat reviews
It's springtime and Prof. X thinks its time for the X-men to clean house, which may or maynot be a good idea.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2003
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When nothing else fits reviews
Autobot Twin pranks, Bumblebee vs Arcee, Decepticon drones, Annabelle trouble, and Mikeala a nurse to Simmons? Add in Sarah Lennox, Barricade wanting a sparkling and Soundwave and cassettes for more utter mayhem. Short, funny adventure stories to make you smile. Main TF Universe mixed with movie verse. Rated T for robotic swearing and explosions.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide, Arcee
Annabelle, Aliens and Abductions reviews
Ironhide is protective of Annabelle Lennox. So what happens when a predator appears in her area, kidnapping a child? He suddenly will have Ironhide and Chromia hunting him. More lighthearted than it sounds. Multi chapters. NEXT: Captured so now what?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
Transformer Holidays reviews
Ch 3. Megatron captures Santa! Theme: What happens when the Transformers try to understand earth holidays? Utter mayhem! Decepticons versus Christmas, Ratchet and summertime fun, Groundhog day twin style, Autobots celebrate Valentines, and more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Megatron, Soundwave
Dark of the Moon : Explanations reviews
The key to understanding is not in the seeing but the knowing. Insights into why and how the events in Dark of the Moon happened from the mechs point of view as they lived it. ch 2 Prime and why did he say 'kill them all.' Rated T for battle violence
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
You know you're addicted to humans when reviews
Ch 6 - Toy figures and a black armored warrior. Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? Join the fun as they learn and exist. Normal canon pairings. Movie verse and G1. No Horror / No Gore
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Annabelle L., Sam W.
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 2 reviews
Rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Add the differences of two races, femmes, sparklings and human teens. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. STORY ARC: Prime is the result, this is their journey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,582 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Optimus Prime, Annabelle L.
Prime VS the Pebbles reviews
Optimus Prime and Will Lennox are an undefeated team until this road trip. Add Decepticons, an injured Elita and Prime's mom. How will Optimus explain his actions? What secrets can she reveal from his childhood? CH 17 Sunsets, old love and new friends.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,481 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox
Elita's Revenge reviews
Elita wanted time alone, instead she got Decepticons, fuel problems and Prime hunting her. Ch 25 Five femmes return home with hangovers. Add a two color sparkling, Prowl glitching, and three stone eggs. Rated T for battles, love scenes, and robot swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,849 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Hound, Silverblade and the Sparkling reviews
Hound is known for two things. Solo scouting and his holograms. Then femme Silverblade shatters his lone wolf image, before falling in love with the wrong mech. Another will claim her, forcing Hound to choose between two worlds and the life he has known.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hound, Ultra Magnus
You know you're addicted to Transformers when reviews
Humans work daily with Transformers, some even accepting Autobot guardians. What happens when they become friends or spend personal time together outside of actual combat? Near disaster and revealing cultural differences. Movie & G1 characters. NO SLASH
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Annabelle L., Bumblebee
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 5 Timelines reviews
What if Starscream began messing with the timelines? Trying to change the known world to allow him to rule? Alter one fact and everything becomes undone and yet rules and people exist in each timeline. Come see all that can be. NEXT: Optimus selling soda?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Essence of a Spark reviews
A Transformer's spark is who they are, their very soul. The combination of their existence, choices and personality regardless of the shell or transform they wear. Their story told first person pov I am this . Chapter 1: Moonracer, Autobot femme
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Moonracer, Ratchet
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
No Where Else To Go reviews
The Transformers are a dying race in a war that consumed their world and threatens Earth. Then baby Transformers aka sparklings began arriving and arriving with more arriving! A medical mystery for Ratchet to solve. Canon pairings and a femme Decepticon
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Boo Boo Bot Bunny reviews
Autobot Ironhide, five year old Annabelle Lennox, a robot medical sensor looking like a boo boo bunny and all the fun that goes with the situation. NOT a pairing. Good clean fun with Optimus the bad guy? Believe it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
A Knight's Dragon KR Classic 1980's reviews
Kitt's offical FLAG report versus what happens on a mission when everything goes wrong for Michael Knight and his relearning what friendship with an AI really means.
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - KI2T, Michael K.
A Game of Chess reviews
It's Magneto vs Pyro in a chess game. Boring? Not even. Hint: always let the boss win.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
An XMen Prayer reviews
Ever wonder what a prayer from a x-men might sound like? Here is one version.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Dr. H. McCoy/Beast/Hank, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Christmas Trees reviews
What happens when the X-Men and Brotherhood try to get Christmas trees ? The fun begins ! And Mystique says there is no Santa Claus!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Complete
The Bets reviews
The X-Men bet each other and Wolverine wins. What will he make the losing teammates do? Pay for their losing in really unique ways ! Logan's winning bet is revealed ch 3! NO slash, no smut. Cyclops, Jean Grey, Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, Rogue, and more
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Wolverine/Logan, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Conversations and Beers reviews
Logan confronts Kurt on religion openly and frankly. 2 chapters posted.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2002 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
The Unrelenting Oops reviews
A programming session in the Danger room between Kitty and Kurt turns into something more, only Logan is the one affected ! Reviews welcomed.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Wolverine/Logan, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Kitty's Collar reviews
Uniform changes drive nearly everyone crazy! So why mess with a good thing ? Reviews always welcome.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Book of Idioms reviews
Scott's dream book of phrases becomes a nightmare for everyone else at the mansion. Short but fun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Kurt's Smile reviews
Kurt tries to find how many ways to say smile for an English assignment. Kitty helps. Short but fantastic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
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