Carmilla
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Joined 10-29-00, id: 23760
Author has written 41 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Final Fantasy VII, Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, Final Fantasy VIII, Shanghai Noon/Night, Lord of the Rings, M*A*S*H, Good Omens, Master and Commander, Smallville, Final Fantasy X, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Queer as Folk, Doctor Who, Matrix, Misc. Movies, and Misc. Books.

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Philosophe, physicien,
Rimeur, bretteur, musicien,
Et voyageur aérien,
Grand riposteur du tac au tac,
Amant aussi-pas pour son bien-
Ci-gît Hercule-Savinien
De Cyrano de Bergerac,
Qui fut tout, et qui ne fut rien.

Sadly, I'm not actually as cool as Cyrano de Begerac, although I'd like to be. I'm an English university student, in my second year now, and in my free time I sometimes write fanfiction. Principally slash, and principally for my friends. I have works in progress going back nearly four years, and it is my ambition to finish them all one day, but don't get your hopes up because I've no idea when that will be. I'm polyfannish by nature, and still happy to revisit old fandoms after the first flame of infatuation has died. I always welcome challenges but I don't always respond to them.

Current obsessions:
HOUSE. Ohgods I love this show.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, and slashing its title characters
Carter Beats The Devil
Dr. Who (latest series)
Red Dwarf (particularly Lister/Rimmer, but really, anything with Rimmer getting laid gets my vote...)
Fic on Demand

You can read my Livejournal, on the rare occasions I update it, at http://lilka.livejournal.com

You can find my NC-17 rated fics at my AdultFanfiction.Net account - just click the link marked 'homepage'.

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When We've Been There Ten Thousand Years by Sirabella reviews
WORK IN PROGRESS. Part 1: Minerva McGonagall has a secret, but there are two people she can't hide from. Can she let them both in before it's too late? Part 2: Trust starts to buckle under the weight of Voldemort's return. Who will not survive it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 10/8/2002 - Harry P., Minerva M.
It's All The Same Anyway by Jessi Noan reviews
AU West offers Jim a chance. This time, Jim submits. Read the warnings before reading the story, please.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Ten Thousand Candles by Andraste reviews
Charles Xavier lights three candles every Sunday morning. X2 reaction fanfic, including major spoilers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Charles Xavier/Professor X
Here is Gone by Raven25 reviews
Another slash story, very short. Two very tired doctors, a dark night, a musing fanfic writer...
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2003
Judging Distances by Lady Jaida reviews
In which Jonathan and George spar, and more is revealed than normally is, in a knife fight.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2002
Beautiful Minds by Some Mad Person reviews
Cloud is mad. Tifa is madder.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Aerith G.
Bolero by DrWorm reviews
Fighting is like dancing and Vimes as Keel watches himself do something he knows he'll regret.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Complete
Rain by Rumpleteasza reviews
The deck of the Dawn Treader is such a good place to ponder life's mysteries... and for Lucy and Caspian, there are a lot of those indeed. But there's nothing like a good sharp shower of rain to wash your philosophising away. Dedicated to LOTRGenius.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Watsonnet by Farfalla reviews
Slash (m/m romance) Shakespearean sonnet from the point of view of Dr. Watson... reactions upon finding out that Holmes is alive after all
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/12/2002
Life by Black Beyond reviews
Ack, I know! It's been forever! Part 4! Sirius is a prisoner of war, forgotten in a cell as dismal as anything could ever be. He's pissed, angry, hopeless, sad, and all those other pleasant emotions combined. And all he wants to do is to tell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2002 - Published: 2/23/2001 - Sirius B.
Debutante by minx reviews
F/F slash. First there was her crush on Harry, now Ginny's got it bad for Hermione - will she ever escape the pain of unrequited love? And how can she compete with Fleur "I am a very stylish girl" Delacour, who also seems smitten with Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2001
GET OUT! by Crunchbucket reviews
Squall's room becomes a Group Therapy clinic. Trust me, it will all make sense. That's a Crunchbucket Guarantee! (Not a real guarantee)
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2001
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Full Deniability reviews
A little bit of 'what if' based around Back To Reality. Slash duh!.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Corruption reviews
The Picture of Dorian Gray: Well come on, we all knew what was really going on with Dorian, Henry and Basil, didn't we?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/7/2005
He May Not Be The Man reviews
Lister and Rimmer have a talk. Slashy 'Thanks for the Memory' postep.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Language And The Kiss reviews
Most recent series, postep for The Parting of the Ways. Rose and Jack, and the spaces in between.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005
Morning reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead drabble 100 words. Just a little slashy interlude.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2005
Somebody Else reviews
Neo and Bane have a conversation.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
Jenova's Witnesses reviews
Vincent's had about as much as he can stand. Post-game sillyfic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Vincent V.
The Tenth Muse reviews
Written for the Ninth Doctor ficathon. A signal brings the Doctor and Rose to Ancient Rome, where they find a poet creating his masterpiece.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
King of the World reviews
QaF:UK. AU - Vince is Nathan's age, and meets an older Stuart.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005
City of Dreams reviews
Lister misses Liverpool.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Lister, D.
Doppelganger reviews
This isn't what he's looking for. More Rimmer angst, with definite slash content this time.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Magnanimity reviews
Angst, with slashy bits. Rimmer muses on one of the odd quirks of life on Red Dwarf.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Rimmer, A.
Obscenely Biological reviews
A bit of silly, drunken Zaphod&Ford slash. Bookverse in my mind, but could fir into the movieverse too.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/26/2005
Harry Potter Drabbles reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. 20 to 600 words, rated from G to R. The only connection between them is they're all written by me. Update - added 'Knockturne'. Contains OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 2/11/2003
Blood, Glitter, Sex, Magic reviews
Crossover with Buffy and Velvet Goldmine. The Maurauders go to the Death of Glitter concert and meet some very interesting Muggles. For my darling Raven - lots of slash and boys wearing makeup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005
The Truth About Buffy and Giles reviews
Rumours fly. Sillyfic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Buffy S., R. Giles
Son et Lumiere reviews
I need the sound and fury. It stops me thinking so hard.' Auron and Braska and the Macalania woods. Fluffy slash.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2004
From Time To Time reviews
A little time after a hard day. Frank and Trapper slash, challenge response.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2004
Suggestive reviews
Drabble. Slash. Clark's a little on the transparent side.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2004
Any Port in a Storm reviews
Teeny-tiny drabble. Slash. Likely to damage your mind and your inner eye. Not my fault, dammit. I was coerced.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004
Becalmed reviews
Slash, book-based. Jack's restless.
Master and Commander - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2004
Whistlestop Tour reviews
Aziraphale is inconvieniently discorporated and embarks on a mini-Odyssey across the multiverse. Rated for mild slash content.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/21/2004
Touch Me Fall reviews
Temptation comes in many forms. Slash, CrowleyAziraphale, and it comes with a kink warning.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2003
Tagging reviews
A little army tradition comes to light. Slash and dogtags, in honour of Raven's birthday.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/20/2003
Heart's cry reviews
A stranger arrives at the Shire. The whole of the first chapter is now up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Broken reviews
A sequel to 'And One Who Will Never Return'. For Harry and Snape, the war continues. Slashy content. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
And One Who Will Never Return reviews
Snape's spying mission goes horribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
How? reviews
A confrontation brings back painful memories. SLASH Snape/Quirrel. You don't like that, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Severus S.
Marked reviews
Meditations on a scar........... and the one who gave it.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/21/2001
A Time To Keep Silence reviews
Just Chon musing about Roy. Slash, in case you were in any doubt.
Shanghai Noon/Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2001
What Matters reviews
On the eve of the battle with Sephiroth, Cid finds out what really matters. Cid/Vincent slash, written for Emerald Embers' birthday.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2001
When All the Candles Go Out reviews
A rather dark fic about Rufus' and Reno's past and their stormy relationship. Mild SLASH content which will increase as the story goes on.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2001 - Published: 11/26/2000
Hero Braids reviews
Laguna and Kiros have a quiet night in. WARNING: Yaoi, slash, m/m - whatever you wanna call it, it's in here, and if you don't like it that's not my problem.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2001
Slave of the Red God reviews
Rufus has an admirer..............
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2001
Purus Coranis reviews
WARNING: Shounen-ai. Romance between Remus Lupin and Sirius Black post- PoA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2001 - Published: 10/29/2000
Clueless reviews
Scarlett just doesn't get it............
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2001 - Published: 2/3/2001
Rites of Passage reviews
Yuffie deals with the strange rituals of her ninja clan.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2001 - Published: 10/29/2000
White Feathers reviews
Squall and Rinoa are getting on great! But something feels wrong..............
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2000
Roger's Gift reviews
Vignette. Roger's buisness in Cathark.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2000
Epitaph reviews
Buffy/Giles romance. Someone very close to them looks back on their lives.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2000
Tea Break reviews
WARNING: Buffy/Giles pairing! A very silly fic about what they get up to before the episode begins.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2000