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Joined 07-20-02, id: 237601, Profile Updated: 10-13-17
Author has written 12 stories for Firefly, Supernatural, Office, Doctor Who, and Avengers.

General Information for Your Everyday Life:

Name: The Pestilient One.

Age: lvl. 29

Gender: Phallus-Wielder

Zodiac: Leo

About Me: I used to write fanfiction a great deal, but now I just... don’t. Moved on to different outlets and became an adult. But, I do check in here from time to time and read still.


Thoughts from the Edge (10/13/2017):

I don’t write fan fiction anymore. Sometimes I wish I did, but honestly, I don’t have anything new anymore. Non-fandom related works is what I write now, though I still keep these up because even 6 years after my last update, I still think they are enjoyable and pretty well written.


I Ship It:

The Office: Jim/Pam, Jim/Ryan, Ryan/Pam, Andy/Oscar, Danny C./Ryan

Supernatural: Dean/Castiel, Dean/Jimmy N.

Firefly: Mal/Simon, Jayne/Simon, River/Jayne

Scrubs: J.D./Dr. Cox

Star Trek (TOS, TNG, VOY, AOS): Jim Kirk/Leonard McCoy, Jim Kirk/Spock, Jim Kirk/Leonard McCoy/Spock, Leonard McCoy/Spock, Nyota Uhura/Spock, Nyota Uhura/Montgomery “Scotty” Scott


Quotes:

"The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business." Clarence Darrow

"Evil labors with vast power perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in." J.R.R. Tolkien

"You matter because you are you, and you matter until the last moment of your life." Dame Cicely Mary Saunders

"It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that." G. H. Hardy

"In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis." Quentin Crisp

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Spreading it on Thick by readithoney reviews
For the Master Nation Challenge: Dr. McCoy spends some time alone after a long, hard day. McKirk, Self-love, Explicit.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Dark to See the Stars by BattleCryBlue reviews
Sometimes the twenty-first century gets to be a little overwhelming for Steve, which is why Clint is always there with a shoulder to lean on... and maybe even more than that. One-Shot. Pairing: Clint/Steve. Warnings for slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Fish by ArrowandShield reviews
Flowers... flowers weren't the kind of thing that Clint would get for Steve or the kind of thing that Steve would really want... Captainhawk! Asex!Clint. Straight!Steve.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Countdown by X Amount reviews
*UPDATED* JD knows the signs. He's seen them on countless patients, knows how serious they are. But what does he do when he's seeing them in the mirror? Slash and angst. Character death? Wait and see...
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Is This Art Or Is It Just Pleased To See Me? by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Story of My Skin by SpiffyK001 reviews
'Cas' real wings are gone forever, something Dean will always feel guilty over, and Cas never wants to forget that at one time, he had them.' Post 5.22 AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How Did We Get Here? by DundieAllStar reviews
Jim/Ryan. Set at the end of Season 4, told through a series of flashbacks. Enjoy! Reviews make me happy! Oneshot.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Ryan H., Jim H. - Complete
Save Your Soul by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
"So we pray to as many different Gods as there are flowers/ But we call religion our friend/ We're so worried about saving our souls/ Afraid that God will take His toll/ That we forget to begin" Dean/Castiel AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
His Twenty Six Minutes from Hell by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Now I know my ABC's. Next time, won't you sing with me?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Saw you in my nightmares by smaragdbird reviews
Nick writes a letter to Sam Nick/Sam slash
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Nick, Sam W. - Complete
Sweet Tyranny by zeppx reviews
Instead of a summary you get the prompt that sprung this fic. "Give me a Dean/Cas AU. I want a firefighter Dean, teacher Cas…throw in some Gabriel, Jimmy, Anna, Sam/Jess and an adorable, vomit inducing child of theirs. Shake well and serve."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,490 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Reaper by darkforetold reviews
Death reaps God. This was created for a livejournal community called spn 30snapshots. The author takes a one-word prompt and creates a story out of it. The word I choose for this story was 'death'. This has to do with spoilers from 6x22.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Castiel, Death - Complete
One Day They Woke Me Up So I Could Live Forever by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Spoilers for Portal 1 and 2. Apologies for writing Supernatural/Portal. Castiel is GLados. Dean is a test subject.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Universal Truth by sandymg reviews
Sam finds Dean doing the unthinkable.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Shoes and Coffee by M14Mouse reviews
Harry didn't plan to think about shoes first thing in the morning. Hell, the only thing that she wanted was a cup of coffee.
Harry's Law - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harriet K., Jenna B. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Texts by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean knows his wife is having an affair, he just doesn't know with who - and when he finds out, it's worse than he thought. Destiel Slash AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,178 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Torn by Misato reviews
Dean sits vigil over Castiel and voices from his past are suddenly very, very loud. Darkfic, slash. Warning: after effects of torture.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
With a Song and a Prayer by Travithian Axile reviews
Jimmy chases down one ghost after another, searching for Claire, Castiel, or both. Eventually, he reaches the end of the world. Clairestiel, 4.20/5.04 AU. Warnings for alcohol and drug use, bad language, and a mention of semi-incest.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Jimmy N., Castiel - Complete
We Must Prevail by Dedeen reviews
"You know, I cleaned up our daughter for like an hour at four a.m. this morning" - Jim. Pre Episode 7.18
Office - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Blink by Sekeu reviews
"Your desolate assassin/Your sobbing seraphim" Poetry focusing on the Weeping Angels...or maybe just one. Castiel-esque.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Castiel - Complete
Slow Ride by Coragyps reviews
Castiel was planning to save Dean, but it's funny how often that situation gets reversed. Dean/Cas SLASH.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,187 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tattoo by The Skye Skye reviews
Castiel talks big talk about getting a new tattoo while drunk one night, and the next morning Gabriel holds him to his word. AU Tattoo Artist!Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Where Were You? by enigma-kar reviews
Where were you, when everything was falling apart? Dean confronts Castiel after weeks of abandonment. Hurt, comfort and Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Where the Sea and City Meet by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Castiel risked his life by going back to 1982 to get Dean's Christmas gift, and all Dean got him was a coat.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fair by liesincrayon reviews
Mal/Simon Here there be slash. Mini-ficlet.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Creed Bratton Joins Facebook by blackberriesandhoney reviews
Creed Bratton joins Facebook to make himself seem younger...what will he do to accomplish this?
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Creed B. - Complete
Love, lost, and lust by Thecricketsarecalling reviews
Pam and Ryan make one mistake and it results in changing Ryan and Jim's life forever.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,740 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Ryan H., Jim H.
My Coming Out Party by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
And more than just that, he could not help but shake the feeling that it was his role as JD's...as JD's what, exactly? Mentor? Father figure? The only damn person who knew? Whatever the hell he was going by now, he knew it came with a responsibility.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Take on Me by Lucy'sDaydreams reviews
Ryan's been pushing Jim's buttons. Jim's fed up with it. One-shot. Reviews enormously appreciated. First slash fanfic.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Ryan H., Jim H. - Complete
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A Baby, A Door and Two Super-Dads reviews
Their greatest challenge yet is a door when their baby son locks himself in his room. Steve is panics and somehow Tony is expected to be an adult in all this. The kid will never make it to 16. (Steve/Tony)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It Never Ends reviews
S7 AU. It is finished. They killed the final Leviathan. It was supposed to be simple - but it never ends. They never get a break.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Dean W., Castiel, Crowley, Sam W. - Complete
Le Vent reviews
Castiel is in pain and Dean tries to figure out what's wrong. The answer is a surprise to the both of them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Great Minds Think? reviews
A silly, slashy drabblish I decided to post. If I was making out with myself, what would I call it? 11 finds himself in the same situation, albeit with a former incarnation.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Winner reviews
Sequel to 'Hottest in the Office'. Ryan's pride is bruised after the revelation of being named a loser on Robert California's list. Luckily Danny Cordray is there to make him feel better. M/M, smut.
Office - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Ryan H. - Complete
The Guest reviews
There isn't another choice. He wouldn't listen, so they have to make him listen. It's why Dean spared The Sadist's life. It's why he's here now - to make him listen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Dean W., Castiel, Bobby S., Sam W. - Complete
Effects & Consequences of a New God reviews
The Souls of Purgatory are his, filling him and granting him power he could never have dreamed of. The world, in all its broken nature, is finally revealed to him. Creation needs a God who is there - He will be that God. *Part 5: I Wish I'd Said Yes*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Castiel, Crowley, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Last Gifts of Grace reviews
Castiel's Grace is diminishing and before long will leave him mortal. Before that happens, he wishes to give Dean a gift.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Raspberries and Zrbtts reviews
Castiel tries to cheer Dean up, but his attempt has the opposite effect.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Hottest in the Office reviews
Ryan still thinks he's 'Hottest in the Office' despite Michael's choice of choosing Danny Cordray. Danny disagrees. SMUT, Danny/Ryan, Slash, etc etc...
Office - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Ryan H. - Complete
I Was Going to Stay Forever reviews
The angel Asphodel offers Castiel the small comfort to set things right before he dies, to finally say the things he's always wanted to the man he's loved for so long. Slash/Character Death.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This Ain't La Vie En Rose reviews
Post-BDM. Everyone hurts and wants to heal. Everyone remembers and wants to forget. Simon wants these things too, but Mal has done something that just adds to his troubles. Mal/Simon.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Mal, Simon - Complete
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