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Joined 05-24-10, id: 2376025, Profile Updated: 12-14-12
Author has written 5 stories for True Blood, and Vampire Diaries.

About Me
"If it hurts that much to sit, you've got yourself some fucking hemroids."

You might find some random stuff here, or nothing at all. It just depends how I'm feeling. I usually have a dryspell of ideas in my arsenal.

I beta read for my sister, Haku2009. Go check out her fanfictions. Because I said so.

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The Progenitor [True Blood/ Vampire Diaries Crossover]
The Breeder [Shiiku Gakari Rika FF/AU]

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Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Flesh Diaries by iluvbrendonurie reviews
"If we don't stick together, then neither of us is going to make it!" she yells, and it's the thought of being swarmed in an alleyway that makes her chest rattle. He spins around on his heel and draws her face closer, his gaze as menacing and strong like earlier. She trembles in her Chucks. "Neither of us?" he asks. "Sweetheart, if you stick with me, you'll be the bait."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,654 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus, Rebekah
Just an Experiment by CarolineForbesLove reviews
I wanted Klaus to interact with Caroline while he was at the top of his psychoticness and the episode where Klaus trapped them in the school -The Reckoning- and sired Tyler would be the perfect chance for that. Now things will change.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,690 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
The Devil in White by Reels reviews
She knows she'll always be safe with Klaus. Post Season 3.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,774 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
the birth and death of the day by Sunny Daisy reviews
AU "There's a war coming, Caroline." -the Forbes-Winchester blended family takes on the Apocalypse. Caroline/Klaus
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 117,895 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sam W., Caroline F.
Banished by klauslove reviews
One year after Elena was turned, Bonnie has been lost to black magic. To prove her new strength she banishes Rebekah and Caroline to a time long ago. Klaus will do anything to bring them home even if that means going back himself. The girls search for the originals in the past for help but will they believe such a wild tale even with a girl identical to their sister?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,274 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
Light The Way by Muffintine reviews
[discontinued] AU. "I may have bought your body and power, Caroline Forbes. Your affections, however, I have every intention of earning." Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
Reunions and Revelations by LizAna reviews
(set after 2x11) My take on how the first meeting between Connor, Charlie and Bass might go, with a whole lot of Charloe thrown in. For the time being, shadowing the TV show week by week.
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,183 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Bass M., Charlie M., Connor B., Miles M.
Redemption by MidnightAngel30 reviews
Since being told that The Five would eventually continue Project Typhon, Klaus is now faced with going on one last assignment to end everything, once and for all. With Caroline by his side, will they be successful, or will their mission end in heartache? AU/AH. Sequel to Torment.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,648 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus]
Sunlight by Light-and-Smoke reviews
Klaus finally entices Caroline into a trip in no particular direction other than away from Mystic Falls. As a stand alone or a spin off from 'Starlight' .
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 196,514 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Delirium by KindOfAmy reviews
AU/AH: Caroline is an inpatient at Mystic Falls Psychiatric Hospital. Klaus is one of the male nurse practitioners there and finds himself growing dangerously close to her... Cover Art done by thecunningcock! Dedicated to Abigail, xo.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,685 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
We're Only Human by sweetklausoline reviews
What happens when Esther is successful in turning the Original vampires and, unexpectedly, every vampire human? This sudden change affects all of the local vampires more than anyone could have ever imagined as they give in to unwanted desires and delve deep into their new found humanity. The story begins at 3x15 (Mostly Klaus/Caroline/Stefan, other ships are explored as well).
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
The Cold Trail by angellus08 reviews
Klaus Mikaelson an accomplished FBI Agent shoulders his way into Detective Katherine Pierce's investigation into the missing/Kidnapped girl – Caroline Forbes. Slowly secrets come to light revealing Klaus's obsession to find the missing girl. Faced yet again with his old enemy will he come out victorious this time or lose the girl yet again. AU/AH. COMPLETE Alternative Ending.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,347 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,688 - Reviews: 2994 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Timeless by Hybridlovelies reviews
The girls come up with a plan to send Caroline back in time to kill Klaus before he ever arrives in Mystic Falls. But it turns out their plan won't be as simple as they thought. Especially when Caroline gets stuck in the past & only has Klaus to rely on.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,750 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Hostage by Sopih reviews
Korra ran, and Amon chased, and he caught her as she fled—her and Tarrlok, taken for some purpose that neither understands. But things never quite work out as planned, even for Amon… Episode 9 AU. Amorra and Korrlok, dubcon/noncon warning.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,744 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Korra, Amon - Complete
Love Interruption by idiot-wind89 reviews
After their drunken tryst, Klaus and Caroline are forced to come to terms with each other. *Continuation of "Give Me Love"*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 305,238 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Sweet Nightmares by maevelin reviews
"Sweet dreams sweetheart"...was the last thing she heard before darkness consumed her. And now she is in his mercy, her dreams and her nightmares belong to him. A dark story of passion and revenge unfolds in the dream world. Klaroline. AU from 3x21. ON HIATUS
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,307 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus]
So Long, Lonesome by Banana71588 reviews
'These are the moments she will always remember. Her childhood. Her friends. Memories strife with mischief and foolery, even amidst the werewolf crisis; carefree times.' Caroline forms a tight-knit bond with a family that will one day become the Original vampires, none the wiser to the centuries of sorrow that lay ahead for them...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,468 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Everybody Talks by Hybridlovelies reviews
"Ok you know how it's kind of an urban legend that celebrities will fake date each other for publicity reasons? Well my publicist wants me to fake date someone," Elena admitted, "in fact she's already agreed to it so I have no choice." "Who does she want you to fake date?" Caroline asked. "Niklaus Mikaelson." AU/AH fic
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,194 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Times Journey by MarsterRoo reviews
after 3x15 Ester wanted to fix the mistake she had made centuries ago. She just needed to get rid of Niklaus long enough to do it. So she decides to cast a spell to send him into the past unfortunately, he wasn't alone when she did. Now Caroline is stuck in the past with her enemy. The guy who has tried to kill her twice. Will she learn to trust him or will it all go horribly wrong
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 183,398 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Glitch by GhostInThePhoto reviews
Klaus reaction to an accident turning Caroline back human.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Fear Cuts Deeper Than Swords by aryawaterrs reviews
Ned Stark is dead and Arya's losing herself. She feels a hand grab her wrist and pull her in, shielding her from the roar of the crowds. Pulling away's no good, her captor's too strong. He's not letting her go, not now and not ever. What might have happened if Arya knew Gendry before she left Kingslanding? AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 122,245 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Torment by MidnightAngel30 reviews
Klaus is a hero of war who has trouble dealing with the memories his service has left. Caroline lives in the apartment below his, wondering where all the shouting is coming from, and why. Will the little blonde be the answer to stopping all the nightmares of the former soldier? AU/AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,253 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Mistaken Identity by MidnightAngel30 reviews
Caroline had been sent to a different time by accident, but what was Klaus doing there?
Crossover - Vampire Diaries & Immortals - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Caroline F., Lysander - Complete
The Two Lists by Moultipass1 reviews
Out of all the lies she's ever told, this might be the biggest one. Not remembering him has never kept her from missing him.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Awoken Beast by jomoslovely reviews
When her friends betray her, taking what finally made her complete, they unleash a side of Caroline no one knew existed.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,784 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
A Change by barbiexx reviews
She wakes up one morning and she's different. Klaroline One-Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
This is Not a Fairytale by tenshi noyo Ryu Taiga reviews
This is not a fairytale, but it is a love story. Written for Lynzie914 at the Team Barbie Comment Ficathon with the prompt "I want people to tell their children terrifying stories about the things we did for love." The best love stories are really bloody tragedies. 4x01 spoilers.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Choice by PlanetIce reviews
"If I really wanted, Caroline, I could have you – willing or not. Do you ever think about that?" [oneshot]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Seize the Night by MarsterRoo reviews
Klaus is in Tyler's body and becomes even more obsessed with Caroline after a few stolen kisses. Caroline is torn between her feelings for Tyler and the way Klaus makes her feel. Now that a new girl is in town who will she choose? New enemies will be introduced and friendships tested. Klaroline, Delena, all characters included.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,227 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Starlight by Light-and-Smoke reviews
Klaus and Caroline from 3x11 onwards, following the storyline, with additional scenes.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,381 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Heart of Thunder by LunaLight and StarFire Cast reviews
Even when he's rough Caroline knows Klaus loves her, this was just how he expresses it. Warning: Dark themes ahead. One Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
My Friend the Enemy by Phantom Splash reviews
Failing to escape from Amon when fleeing from Tarrlok's secret hideout, Korra is now stuck in the Equalist's high security prison with no hope for escape. To make things worse, Amon is persistent on constantly visiting her, but as the days go by, Korra begins to realize that her previous feelings of hatred have been replaced with something... different. Amorra-ish AU
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,796 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Amon, Korra
The Cave by masksarehot reviews
Amon must cooperate with Korra if he hopes to survive his injuries following a natural disaster, forcing him to face his prejudices about bending head-on...and leaving him grappling with an inconvenient growing attraction. Complete! Canon to Ep 1.08; AU after that. AmonxKorra/Amorra; some naughty scenes, all consensual.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,989 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Killer Instinct by liarfaker reviews
Human AU, where Klaus promises he's not a serial killer, and Caroline lets him in.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,907 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
But I Surrender Love by Banana71588 reviews
'Alaric smiles at her, and his smile sends chills up her spine. It's the sort of smile that just does not look natural on his face. Alaric never smiles like that.' In the brief time spent "borrowing" Alaric Saltzman's body, Klaus gathers intel from an unlikely source: Caroline. And then the obsession begins.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,372 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Gravity by AddriannaDestiny reviews
The more they fought to stay away from each other the more they seemed unable to be apart. Pure gravity seemed to always pull them back together. And this would forever be their greatest weakness. Set somewhere after Season 3, Episode 14 - Dangerous Liaisons
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 201,979 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
What Do We Say to the God of Death? by ebmordecai reviews
No one said life was easy. Tomorrow is not promised to anyone. Death has become our world and within it, we are slaves to its horrors. Take my hand, for the moment you let go of me will be the moment I lose myself. Arya/Gendry Same story as Not Today
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 208,598 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Save me from the dark by Diabolo Framboise reviews
Klaus saves Caroline from Alaric. She is grateful to him but a little bit emotional after the whole torture thing. Klaus is worried about her and tries to help her get through this. How things could evolve between them from here?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,465 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Bound To You by Blissinator reviews
Trying to find out which Original the gangs bloodline leads to, Bonnie produces a spell that sends Caroline into the past; learning more about Klaus and uncovering secrets she never expected, Caroline begins to realize that nothing is merely coincidence.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,451 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Just the way you are by DomOx reviews
Full Summary inside: Matt keeps dumping Elena because she won't give it up. So, she comes up with a plan to ask her all knowing best friend, Damon, for help. Not knowing that he is in love with her. She not knowing that she's secretly in love with him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,167 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
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Bad call, mate reviews
A drabble request from Tumblr. Klaus sees Tyler throw the bottle at Caroline. From episode 4x06.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Price of Betrayal reviews
Drabble of a scene that takes place between Caroline and Klaus after the events of 4x09. "And Caroline," She paused. "Tell Tyler his punishment hasn't even begun yet."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Collateral Damage reviews
Bodies are constantly piling around Klaus. Caroline is getting sick of always suffering through the fallout of his actions.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Time Capsule reviews
She never really thought this was how it would be. Sure, she hadn't actually known what to expect, but a part of her thought things would always remain as they had been. But as the years passed her by she could feel the pull of time and change. Nothing was right anymore. [One Shot]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Progenitor reviews
The Sanguinistas are convinced Lilith was their ancestor, their Eve, and that she has them on a mission to oppress the humans and take their rightful place as masters of this world. But they are wrong. There was an Original vampire, but it was not a she, and he is not pleased with the new course the Authority is on. Takes place beginning of 5x08 of True Blood & end of TVD season 3.
Crossover - True Blood & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Eric N., Klaus