NotAnOunceOfLogic
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Joined 05-24-10, id: 2376157
Author has written 18 stories for Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, and Torchwood.
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Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Lost by VickyVicarious reviews
"They don't build a treehouse." There is no cure; David cannot leave the island, and Snow stays behind with him when the others leave. [Snowing, Davey Jones, Charming family feels, implied Captain Swan]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard] [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
Dispossessed by steelcrash reviews
Losing Rose's affection and becoming disheartened with Pete's World, the meta-crisis Doctor makes a decision that will affect his fate and that of Donna Noble forever.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Bass Isles: Matchmaker by quiethearted reviews
For those of us who know who the true star of the show is. Bass refuses to go along with Maura's plan to find Jane a boyfriend. He has plans of his own.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/15/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
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Antics reviews
They may save the world an awful lot and see things many adults may never have dreamed of, but they're still just teenagers; a place for any drabble length fics or those I don't think would work as a one-shot, T just in case.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Luke S., Clyde L., Rani C.
First week reviews
Sarah Jane's got a kid, the word has spread and the Cavalry arrives! Though having your home invaded by past UNIT members and their kids is rarely a good thing.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sarah Jane S., Luke S. - Complete
UNIT Shots reviews
Before their kids were Breaking University, they were breaking everyone: What happens when you leave Sarah Jane on Earth with four of the best Military men ever born.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sarah Jane S., Brigadier
Saving Sarah reviews
Because a world without Sarah Jane is a world without Fish Custard...and he wants his titles back, damn it!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Breaking University reviews
You think university is complicated? You've never met this lot; all of Sarah Jane's kids at Uni...Together...Universe beware
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Of meddling Time Lords and Sarah Jane Smith reviews
Even if she hasn't known it, her best friend was there her entire life: 8 ways the Doctor interfered in Sarah Jane's life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sarah Jane S., 10th Doctor - Complete
Groceries reviews
Of Stolen Groceries, antique money and drunken 18 year olds.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sarah Jane S., Martha J. - Complete
Christmas at the Brigadiers reviews
In which there are Christmas parties, Cybermen and vicious attack cats.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Brigadier, 11th Doctor - Complete
Invading America reviews
Maria is bored, Amy is excited, Rory is helpful and the Doctor really does love appliances.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - 11th Doctor, Maria J. - Complete
The Birthday Invasion reviews
The Doctor and Amy are hyper, Rory is appologetic and Gwen just wants one occasion without an invasion
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Gwen C. - Complete
Banana Coffee reviews
In which Jack is shocked, the Doctor and Rory are drunk and Amy doesn't like Jail
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Of marmalade and cars reviews
Amy can't drive, Rory is afraid, the Doctor modifies, Clyde is never driving again and Luke is covered in marmalade...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Luke S. - Complete
Breaking and Entering reviews
Mickey is exasperated, Rory is idignant, Amy finds it funny and the Doctor owes him new appliances.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Mickey S., 11th Doctor - Complete
Playgrounds reviews
Everyone needs to unwind sometimes Seperated from other fic, since it didn't really mesh well
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Stitches reviews
Martha is confused, Rory is grumbly, The Doctor steals and Amy has a headache.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Martha J. - Complete
Digested reviews
The Doctor is manic, Amy is annoyed and Sarah Jane is less than surprised.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Spares reviews
The TARDIS is broken, the Doctor is a theif and Amy is sure Donna will kill her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Childish reviews
Ten is scared, River is annoyed and Eleven is not amused.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
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