Author has written 9 stories for Family Guy.
Hello, my name is Stewart Gilligan Griffin, a 1 year old, (boy that age never changes) Caucasian, black-haired baby from the small, (but not so small,) town of Quahog, Rhode Island. Oh, and good luck trying to find Quahog on a map, even though it hosted a new version of Jolly Farm and started a new country. But enough about Quahog, let's talk about me. I come from a family of five, (six if you count the dog, which I am not going to do.) My father is Peter Lowenbrau Griffin, who is Catholic, but I'll just call him the fat man, emphasis on fat. My mother is Lois Griffin-Pewterschmidt, who's Jewish, but I'll just call her Lois. She's a maniacal redhead who's tortured me ever since I've emerged from her uterus. My older sister is Meg Griffin, but I'll just call her Meg. There's not much to say about her, because she's just... Meg. My older brother is Christopher Cross Griffin, but I'll just call him Chris. He's the second-fattest person in this house, but I sense a bonding between him and I. And lastly is my dog, Brian, who's an atheist, but I'll just call him Brian. I sense a bonding between me and him, too. Well, that's all about me that you need to know about me that's not personal. (shuffling) What's that noise? (turns around) Oh, my God! Chris just stole my diary... my fake cardboard diary that I keep just in case of emergencies. Ha, ha! To get to the real one, you would have to get past the heat-seeking missiles, lasers, and security robots first. Um... anyway, here's some random junk about me.
Full Name: Stewart Gilligan Griffin
Hair Color: Black
Home Town: Quahog, RI, USA, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Known Universe
Favorite Writer: Sun Tzu
Favorite Actor: Jackie Gleason
Favorite Actress: Megan Fox
Favorite Cartoon Characters: Tom and Jerry
Least Favorite Writer: Jennifer Jenkins
Least Favorite Actor: Matthew McCaughnahey
Least Favorite Actress: Tara Reid
Favorite Comic Book Character: The Green Goblin
Least Favorite Comic Book Character: Catwoman
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