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Joined 05-24-10, id: 2376314, Profile Updated: 06-07-10
Author has written 9 stories for Family Guy.

Hello, my name is Stewart Gilligan Griffin, a 1 year old, (boy that age never changes) Caucasian, black-haired baby from the small, (but not so small,) town of Quahog, Rhode Island. Oh, and good luck trying to find Quahog on a map, even though it hosted a new version of Jolly Farm and started a new country. But enough about Quahog, let's talk about me. I come from a family of five, (six if you count the dog, which I am not going to do.) My father is Peter Lowenbrau Griffin, who is Catholic, but I'll just call him the fat man, emphasis on fat. My mother is Lois Griffin-Pewterschmidt, who's Jewish, but I'll just call her Lois. She's a maniacal redhead who's tortured me ever since I've emerged from her uterus. My older sister is Meg Griffin, but I'll just call her Meg. There's not much to say about her, because she's just... Meg. My older brother is Christopher Cross Griffin, but I'll just call him Chris. He's the second-fattest person in this house, but I sense a bonding between him and I. And lastly is my dog, Brian, who's an atheist, but I'll just call him Brian. I sense a bonding between me and him, too. Well, that's all about me that you need to know about me that's not personal. (shuffling) What's that noise? (turns around) Oh, my God! Chris just stole my diary... my fake cardboard diary that I keep just in case of emergencies. Ha, ha! To get to the real one, you would have to get past the heat-seeking missiles, lasers, and security robots first. Um... anyway, here's some random junk about me.

Full Name: Stewart Gilligan Griffin

Age: 1

Sex: Male

Hair Color: Black

Race: White

Home Town: Quahog, RI, USA, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Known Universe

Favorite Writer: Sun Tzu

Favorite Actor: Jackie Gleason

Favorite Actress: Megan Fox

Religion: Baptist

Favorite Cartoon Characters: Tom and Jerry

Least Favorite Writer: Jennifer Jenkins

Least Favorite Actor: Matthew McCaughnahey

Least Favorite Actress: Tara Reid

Favorite Comic Book Character: The Green Goblin

Least Favorite Comic Book Character: Catwoman

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Stewie Griffin's Holiday Tips reviews
Just something to get through the holidays as my gift to you, even though that sounds queer.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Stewie G.
And Then There Were Fewer review reviews
Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert! People who didn't watch the episode And Then There Were Fewer yet shouldn't read this because it has many spoiler alerts! Spoiler alerts!
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Stewie G. - Complete
Hydrocyanic Acid p5 reviews
This... Okay, no comment.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Stewie G. - Complete
And Then There Were Fewer possible murder victims reviews
This is a list about the upcoming Family Guy episode And Then There Were Fewer. I'm going to show you who will possibly get murdered. Enjoy.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Stewie G. - Complete
You Know What Smashes My Vial of Hydroc Acid? p3 reviews
Issue 3 on a really bad actor.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Stewie G. - Complete
What Really Smashes My Vial of Hydrocyanic Acid p2 reviews
Issue 2 on Lynyrd Skynyrd and Smurf-hating. Enjoy.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Stewie G. - Complete
How to Stay Up All Night with Stewie Griffin reviews
It's basically a guide on how to stay up all night. Yep... That's pretty much it. Has one typo because I wrote this at, like, 11:00 P.M.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Stewie G. - Complete
What Really Smashes My Vial of Hydrocyanic Acid p1 reviews
I'm doping a segment on Channel 5 called You Know What Really Smashes My Vial of Hydrocyanic Acid. I'm just writing down what I said on it the other night. But, here's the thing, I'll only do this once a month. It's kind of a once-every-so-often thing.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Stewie G. - Complete
My Opinion on Fan Fiction reviews
Look, I want all of you to know that I am just... kidding... about all the stuff I say in this. Alright? No hard feelings, huh? Good. Knuckle five! But, seriously, no mean reviews, okay? All right? Cool. Ha, ha! You know what? Let's start over. Im Stewie.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Stewie G.