The Espasol
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Joined 05-24-10, id: 2376565, Profile Updated: 11-07-11

Well, well, what have we here? Are you a wanderer, perhaps?
Come you to find your heart's desire in the myriad of pages to click past?
Or merely someone scrounging through forgotten writings in search of... stolen inspiration?
(cookies to whoever gets the reference!) (OH and I don't own the original line!)

ANYWHO. Weird, trying-hard, and failing-to-be-cool opening line aside... What's uuuup? :}

This here is a freaking awkward girl who refuses to curse, has a soupy brain, loves Red Vines, and frequently gets lost in her own picturesquely ferly inner landscapes.

BIO: (well. sort of.)

Name: Espasol (for this site at least)

Nationality: Filipina!

Schooling: HS Sophomore at the mo.

Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, The Inheritance Cycle, Pride and Prejudice, anything Shakespearean, Warriors (mostly just the first series, though), Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games, A Song of Ice and Fire, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Sight, The Chronicles of Narnia, uhhhh... too many to remember... HAHA.

Games (this doesn't mean I've played them all):
Final Fantasy, Dragon Age, Pokémon, Assasin's Creed, Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Brothers, Mario, Borderlands, Dark Souls, Resident Evil, Star Wars, Dynasty Warriors, Spyro the Dragon, Little Big Planet, Klonoa... and others!

Music artists (forgive my limited taste - I only started obsessing 3 years ago):

Passions that I refuse to categorize: food in general, life, nature, love, tigers, books, ice cream, writing, art, lemon squares, photography, dogs, God (yeah don't get your bloomers in a twist), family, procrastination (I am a pro), llamas, playing guitar, beanies, anime/manga (very little. I stopped for a while), friends, marshmallows, doodling, sleeping, video games, cats,


Ah, I see. You do not wish to stare blankly at the screen and continue to read through my weird and mundane banter. You would rather find some mind-twistingly devious writing to abate your hunger, yes?

Well at the moment, that is... unattainable. /shot for trying to be suave

Yeah, it's because I have school! I'll probably get around to writing during school breaks though, so fear not! :D

Anyways. Thanks for passing by, I guess. HAHA Feel free to contact me! Somehow... uhuh..

Find me here (mind you, none of these have much.. /ashamed):
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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Scared Silent by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Once upon a time, Subject 404 was the life of the lab, but one angry scientist changed all that in one instance of rage. A tragic look at how one Flock member may have came to be who he is today. Rated T for violence and Authoress Paranoia.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Fang, Jeb B. - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete