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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

Hello Everybody!

Im a Pisces

I love yaoi, reading, cooking, playing videogames, reading fanfiction, going on vacation, writing poems, being with family and friends.

I hate people who jerk me off for money and fakers (If you don't have them don't fucking buy them).

My favorite animes are Naruto,Bleach,Ouran Highschool Host Club,Inuyasha,Prince of Tennis,Fullmetal Alchemist,Saiyuki,BlackCat, Beyblade, YuYu Hakusho, DragonBall Z, One Piece, and Death Note.

My favorite shows are the Boondocks,Family Guy,the Cleavland Show,the Simpsons,Wizards of Waverly Place,Johnny Test,South Park,Drawn Together, Teen Titans, Wrestling, Degrassi, Total Drama Series, The Proud Family .

Naruto
NaruSasu
KakaIta (They were in the Anbu together)
KyuuIta
LeeGaara
ShinoKiba
JugoKimi
PeinIta
JiraOro (Older verison of NaruSasu)
SasoDei
KibaSui

Bleach
IchiHitsu (Watch Bleach the Diamond Dust Rebellion to see why)
RenjiByakuya
ShunshiUkitake (Their so Close)
GrimmUlqurr (They lust for each other)
HisagiIzura
IkkaYumi
ChadUsida

OuranHSHC
HikaruKaoru
TamakiKyoya
HoneyHaruhi
MoriHaruhi

InuYasha
InuSessh (Brotherly Love)
KogaMir
MirSan

Prince of Tennis
AtobeRyoma (Royal Pair)

Fullmetal Alchemist
RoyEd
GreedEnvy

Saiyuki
SanzoGoyjo
HakkaiGoku

Blackcat
SvenTrain

Beyblade
TysonKai
MaxRei
BrianTala

YuYu Hakusho
YusukeHiei
KuwabaraKurama

Dragonball Z
GokuVegeta
GohanTrunks

One Piece
ZoroLuffy
AceSanji

Death Note
LLight

Boondocks
HueyRiley

South Park
StanKyle (Style)
CraigTweek (Creek)
DamonPip (Dip)

Teen Titans
BBRae
RobStar
CyborgBee

WWE
Hardycest
TedCody
BastisaRey
TripleHShawn
ChrisEdge
JohnCMPunk

Fruit Basket KyoYuki ShigureHatori



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"5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions."
"667. Evil and then some."
"Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more."
"And to think, you're the end result of millions of years of evolution."
"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day."
"Are you a side effect of my medication?"
"Behold! The All-American weapon of mass destruction: choking on a pretzel."
"Boys are like pennies, two-faced and worthless."
"Chaos...Panic...Disorder...My work here is done."
"Come talk to me when you have some money."
"Come to the dark side; we have cookies."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
"Don't drink and drive; you might spill your beer!"
"Don't interupt me when I'm talking to myself."
"Don't tell me to watch my blood pressure. I have no blood!"
"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."
"Fight Organized Crime: Abolish the IRS."
"For the record, I blame you."
"Gnomeland Secrurity."
"Gone to my happy place. Back soon."
"Goose a dragon and you're toast."
"Happiness is like wetting your pants. Other people can see it and only you can feel it."
"Have a nice day but leave me out of it."
"Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?"
"I did NOT escape. They gave me a day pass."
"Idiocy is the essence of the male mind."
"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to."
"I don't get mad, I get even."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"If I die, I'm taking you with me! Oh...you're dying? Forget I said anything."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen."
"If you wish not to be destroyed, you will leave me alone."
"I hate it when I get food in my sand."
"I have a dream, and in it something eats you."
"I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed."
"I like it in my happy place, for they know me there."
"I like stress. It makes me hurt people."
"I'm an angel! I swear! The horns are just there to hold the halo in place!"
"I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth."
"I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them."
"I'm too tired to tell the truth."
"I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?"
"Instant Human: just add coffee."
"I put ketchup on my ketchup."
"Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?"
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
"It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for."
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."
"I've said it once, but it's worth repeating. Anime: Crack is cheaper."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Jesus is my best friend, but he never lends me money."
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil."
"Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, I thought, "Where hell is my ceiling?"
"Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 272 words. The Ten Commandments had 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,297 words."
"Manga: The Anti-Drug. Because when you're addicted to manga, how could you possibly afford drugs?!"
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up."
"My homework ate my dog!"
"My life is too much for me to keep up with. I want my sippy cup back."
"My mind works like lightning...One brilliant flash and it's gone."
"No need to suffer in silence when you can still moan, whimper, and complain."
"NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again."
"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"Of course I don't look busy; I did it right the first time."
"Of course I'm out of my mind!...It's dark and scary in there..."
"Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer!"
"Only in America do drive-in ATM's have Braille lettering."
"Only in America do pizzas arrive at doorsteps faster than ambulances."
"Only in America do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight."
"Only in America is the slowest traffic time of the day reffered to as 'rush hour'"
"Ow, my brain hurts."
"Please do not throw anything or anybody into the fish pond."
"Sarcasm is just one more survice I offer."
"Self Destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. (explodes)"
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"Smile. It confuses people."
"Sorry, mind closed until further notice."
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Sugar is good for you."
"Take one step closer and I'll run away."
"Tell me your sob story...I need a good laugh."
"That which doesn't kill you...Will probably try again."
"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent."
"The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not."
"The stupider people think you are, the more suprised they are when you kill them."
"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system!"
"They say I have A.D.H.D., but I just don't understa- oh look! A kitty!"
"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"Tucking fypos!"
"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back in God's face and yell, 'Make your own damn lemonade!'"
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
"You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You fall out of a window, I'll laugh."
"Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist up at the sky, and yell, 'Storms suck!'"
"Your participle is dangling."
"You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you."

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

13.This is your captain speaking I just took 7 bottles of sleeping pills so have a good flight.

If you laugh, copy and paste this to your profile! XD (I know you did!!)

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it is. Well, whatever we had is now over, you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an employee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say "Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

18. Find 2 balls and a bra put the bra on and the balls inside the bra and start sing "My milkshakes" in the center of the store while wiggling your hips.

Put ipod on shuffle.Answer questions below: this should be interesting...

1. How does the world see you?

Asterik - Orange Range

2. Will you have a happy life?

Do Your Thing - *NSYNC

3. What do people really think of you?

Into the Night - Carlos Santana ft. Chad Kroger

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Whats Your Fantasy? - Ludacris

5. How can you make others happy?

Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship

6. How can you make yourself happy?

For You - Azu

7. What should you do with your life?

Doesn't Really Matter - Janet Jackson

8. Will you ever have children?

I Wish - Home Made Kazoku

9. What is some good advice for you?

My Answer - Seamo

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

No Rain No Rainbow - Home Made Kazoku

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Ayo Technology - 50 cent ft. Justin Timberlake and Timberland

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Crossroads - Bone Thugs 'N Harmony (That song can make anybody cry)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Not Your Friend - Case

14. What is your day going to be like?

Falling in Love - Falling Up

15. Why are you here?

Dreaming - Frou Frou

16. What will people remember you for?

Two of Us - *NSYNC

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

She's a Dream - Backstreet Boys

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

Faint - Linkin Park

19. What will this year be all about?

Take Me There - Mya and Blackstreet

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Diggin on You - TLC

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Easy Walk - Home Made Kazoku

22. Your message to the world:

Unwell - Matchbox 20

23. Your deepest secret:

EVerything You Want - Vertical Horizon

24. Your innermost desire:

No Scrubs - TLC

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Suga Suga - Baby Bash and Frankie J.

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Nothing At All - Carlos Santana ft. Musiq

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Rise and Shine - Home Made Kazoku

28. Right now, your feelings are:

Seize the Day - Bless

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Butterfly - Crazytown

30. You scream during kissing:

Sexy Love - Ne-Yo

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

Getting Away With Murder - Papa Roach

32. Your friends describe you as:

Nukumori - Home Made Kazoku

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

Numb - Linkin Park

34. Your philosophy in life is:

Rain - Creed

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Passing the Test by MixkaRules18 reviews
Naruto's left alone for one weekend so he decides to scroll through tinder to see if there's anyone out there for him to meet. What happens when he sees a beautiful man that he wants? Find out. NaruSasu, rated M for reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unbreak My Heart by YaoiKitty-Chan reviews
NaruSasu. AU. Naruto is a single father moving into a new neighborhood with his son for a fresh start. What happens when their new neighbor happens to be his beautiful ex-boyfriend, who his heart never really seemed to get over? And he is his son's baby sitter? Yaoi. Boyxboy. Mature content. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,182 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Out Of The Shadows by Jo738 reviews
When Naruto was dared to spend a night in the haunted Uchiha Mansion, he never thought he would end up being attacked by shadows,saved by a bastard cat and be pulled into a dark and dangerous adventure...NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,729 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fixing What's Broken by Ayingott reviews
What would you do if after so many years of hurting you could finally be free? Well, Ryoma didn't have to think too much about it. He leaves Keigo only to suddenly meet him again, after years, as a model. What will happen now? Royal pair, mpreg, yaoi. INFINITE HIATUS
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma
It Feels Too Good by lastgreatdemon reviews
One Night Gwen and Duncan get drunk together and do something that could ruin their relationships. DxG pretty smutty we will see how it turns out
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gwen, Duncan
Happiness Recommended by Neonicus reviews
Zuko, being exiled from his home, is forced to live with Iroh, where he meets his uncles one and only employee, Sokka. Life insues. AU rated M for later chapters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,035 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Zuko, Sokka
Life Moves On by SoapMaster reviews
This story is currently being rewritten under the name Life Moves On: Back to Life. You can read it on my profile. SASUNARU, Narutoverse, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,167 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Promotion to Lover by Haihai-BAKAdesu reviews
When Byakuya accidentally overhears a love confession from Renji, he realises he'll do anything to hear it again. Renji will soon realise just how powerful 3 little words are. Ren x Bya -Yaoi alert!-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,810 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K.
Ever After by oni-hime-san reviews
Happily ever after's are usually found at the end of a fairytale and rarely at the heart.With lies,betrayal,and hatred,will Naruto and Sasuke ever be able to restore things to normal?With pastlives & abroken family.Will love win in the end or will it wilt
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,560 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Red Obsidian by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Keeping a secret from the Kuchiki Elders is easy if you know how to act, but what if something happens that they can't possibly hide no matter how hard they try? ByakuyaxRenji MPREG don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
A Certain Someone's Birthday by BigGayFish reviews
This is a horrible fanfic I wrote a long time ago. Please don't read if bad writing and badly written lemons bother you. It's a NaruSasu m-preg fic with "adult themes," but honestly, it's so bad. Don't read it; it was my first fanfic. It's never going to be continued or even revamped at that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All It Takes by fuelled by ramen reviews
... is a one night stand, too many rums and a girl from a streetcorner to get Naruto to admit he wants Sasuke's ass and he wants it now. NARUSASU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Checkmate by SweetLoveCries reviews
When they play dirty, it is just matter of time when you strike back... and now feelings are included. NaruSasu, lemonish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby No Jutsu by StupidNeko2008 reviews
Sasuke has only two ambitions in life, one of them had been fufilled, and the other - he was working on it. Come on, how hard can pregnancy be, right? Well knowing Naruto, he will find a way of complicating things. NaruSasu Pregnant!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Divorce by Maurelle reviews
Sasuke's ten year high school reunion when he comes across a love from his past. He spends one night with him and remembers just why that was the happiest year of his life. Unfortunately, the wealthy businessman is married.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What Happens In Vegas by StupidNeko2008 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke gets thrown out by his parents. Uzumaki Naruto gets fired. Both seek a good time in Las Vegas, though getting married wasn’t exactly what they had in mind...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It All Started One Summer by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
It all started becasue of a game, which led to romance, friendship, and heartbreak. One summer changes their lives, but when they see each other again ten years later, will the heartbreak fade or will the scars remain? NaruSasu... AKA Last One Back
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,153 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wild Thang by reallyreallyverynotgood reviews
NaruSasu. Lemon. Sasuke "letting loose," jealousy caused by flirting, friends with benefits and hot smexy sex...What else do you want? Special thanks to QuesoPwnz for help with the summary xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enjoy the Ride by Fifi McFu reviews
When you're stuck at the top of a broken Ferris wheel with your acrophobic boyfriend, what's a man to do? PWP, lemon, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's a Nanny's Job by Tandakku reviews
When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rebound by dmnq8 reviews
All he'd wanted was a shampoo and some gossip from his hairstylist, but the gorgeous temp working in the salon was too fine to resist. Yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Stellar-TheFanGirl. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Time for Everything by RubberDuckies reviews
Itachi has made it his personal mission to try and tear down Kakashi at every chance he gets, even though he's terrible at it, but it isn't because he hates his peer, and Kakashi knows it. KakaIta YAOI nc-17 lemonz HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ITACHI !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Right Here Waiting by CerealK reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reunion by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
AU, NaruSasuSasuNaru, Ten years have past since high school, now a high school reunion brings back past memories and people thatwho were long gone. But how will exlovers deal with seeing eachother again? Will old love come back to life or blow up again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,502 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Wish by Kasa Nichi reviews
AU in which Sasuke is married and has a kid but is in love with Naruto and everyone but Naruto and Sakura knows it. Narusasu/Sasunaru, one-sided Sasusaku, sakura bashing, lots of long lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth Is A Whisper by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
At the age of thirty-five Sasuke becomes a stepfather to a boy, who turns out to be something more? Escaping the guilt seems to be the only option left, but what if that boy blocks your only way out? NaruSasu, rated M for SEX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Detention by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
NaruSasu smutty oneshot Naruto and Sasuke share a room, a teacher, and all of their classes. So what if Naruto happens to use Sasuke's papers as an outline? And so what if he's late for class sometimes? Graphic sex on a desk. Dirty talk. SasUKE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck Comes in Threes by Lisea18 reviews
YAOI. NaruSasu. AU. Three unexpected meetings between our heroes showing how a total stranger can walk into your life in a rather unnerving way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Double Edged Sword by VyxenSkye reviews
Yaoi, NaruSasu, AU. Sakura is Sasuke’s older sister and is married to Naruto. Naruto is leading double life and is also married to Hinata. Also he is cheating on both girls with Sasuke. What could possibly go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Holeproof by Hellagoddess reviews
“Give. It. Back.” Sasuke gritted his teeth and ground out, advancing on Naruto who raised his eyebrows and backed away, a teasing smile on his face.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Mr & Mr Uzumaki reviews
A bored married couple of Naruto & Sasuke Uzumaki are surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies and hired to kill each other. All is fair in Love and murder right? Based on the film Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tonight
Home Made Kazoku Fanfic. What happends between two bandmates after a night time confession.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Lost Love reviews
Kyuubi was Itachi's lover & Naruto was Sasuke's lover until Itachi & Sasuke's father moved them away. Now 6 years later Kyuubi runs into Itachi in the market & Naruto runs into Sasuke in a cafe but theres a problem whos kids are those & whos the dads ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Justice, Gangs, and Love reviews
Kyuubi and Naruto are young officers who had a love affair with gang leaders the Uchiha brothers 3 years ago and now Kyuubi and Naruto have to bring their old lovers to justice or to their bedrooms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Creatures of the Night reviews
Werewolves and vampires have always been enemies to the very end. Until certain werewolf siblings ,Kyuubi and Naruto started to fall for their enemies the Uchiha Brothers. Will love die down at the stake or will it prevail pass the sun?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Divorces and Cruises reviews
Kyuubi got divorce from Itachi. Naruto got divorce frrom Sasuke. Kyuubi & Naruto are meeting the Uchiha brothers 2 years after the divorce on a cruise to the Bahamas. Will Kyuubi & Naruto show the Uchihas what their missing or will they look like fools?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rivals to Lovers reviews
Prequel to Return Lovers. What happend between Naruto and Sasuke in the forest?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two of Us reviews
What do you do to prove to your crush that you love them sing a song thats what you do. Songfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Return Lovers reviews
What if Naruto and Sasuke were old lovers. What happends when Naruto sees Sasuke g again after 5 year and whos the kid with Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete