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Im a Pisces
I love yaoi, reading, cooking, playing videogames, reading fanfiction, going on vacation, writing poems, being with family and friends.
I hate people who jerk me off for money and fakers (If you don't have them don't fucking buy them).
My favorite animes are Naruto,Bleach,Ouran Highschool Host Club,Inuyasha,Prince of Tennis,Fullmetal Alchemist,Saiyuki,BlackCat, Beyblade, YuYu Hakusho, DragonBall Z, One Piece, and Death Note.
My favorite shows are the Boondocks,Family Guy,the Cleavland Show,the Simpsons,Wizards of Waverly Place,Johnny Test,South Park,Drawn Together, Teen Titans, Wrestling, Degrassi, Total Drama Series, The Proud Family .
Prince of Tennis
Fruit Basket KyoYuki ShigureHatori
"5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions."
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...
13.This is your captain speaking I just took 7 bottles of sleeping pills so have a good flight.
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART
1. 'Test' the fishing poles
2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom
3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"
5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it is. Well, whatever we had is now over, you cheating liar." Then run away crying.
6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.
7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."
8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."
9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"
10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."
11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"
12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"
13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!
14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.
15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an employee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.
16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say "Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.
17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'
18. Find 2 balls and a bra put the bra on and the balls inside the bra and start sing "My milkshakes" in the center of the store while wiggling your hips.
Put ipod on shuffle.Answer questions below: this should be interesting...
1. How does the world see you?
Asterik - Orange Range
2. Will you have a happy life?
Do Your Thing - *NSYNC
3. What do people really think of you?
Into the Night - Carlos Santana ft. Chad Kroger
4. Do people secretly lust after you?
Whats Your Fantasy? - Ludacris
5. How can you make others happy?
Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship
6. How can you make yourself happy?
For You - Azu
7. What should you do with your life?
Doesn't Really Matter - Janet Jackson
8. Will you ever have children?
I Wish - Home Made Kazoku
9. What is some good advice for you?
My Answer - Seamo
10. What do you think your current theme song is?
No Rain No Rainbow - Home Made Kazoku
11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
Ayo Technology - 50 cent ft. Justin Timberlake and Timberland
12. What song will play at your funeral?
Crossroads - Bone Thugs 'N Harmony (That song can make anybody cry)
13. What type of men/women do you like?
Not Your Friend - Case
14. What is your day going to be like?
Falling in Love - Falling Up
15. Why are you here?
Dreaming - Frou Frou
16. What will people remember you for?
Two of Us - *NSYNC
17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?
She's a Dream - Backstreet Boys
18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?
Faint - Linkin Park
19. What will this year be all about?
Take Me There - Mya and Blackstreet
20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Diggin on You - TLC
21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Easy Walk - Home Made Kazoku
22. Your message to the world:
Unwell - Matchbox 20
23. Your deepest secret:
EVerything You Want - Vertical Horizon
24. Your innermost desire:
No Scrubs - TLC
25. Your oldest memory makes you think:
Suga Suga - Baby Bash and Frankie J.
26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Nothing At All - Carlos Santana ft. Musiq
27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Rise and Shine - Home Made Kazoku
28. Right now, your feelings are:
Seize the Day - Bless
29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Butterfly - Crazytown
30. You scream during kissing:
Sexy Love - Ne-Yo
31. You’d describe you best friend as:
Getting Away With Murder - Papa Roach
32. Your friends describe you as:
Nukumori - Home Made Kazoku
33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:
Numb - Linkin Park
34. Your philosophy in life is:
Rain - Creed
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