Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Princess Mononoke, A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris, Mad Max, and Mushishi.
"I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday death bed cause I'm dead AND BLOATED"stone temple pilots
This is a list of songs you should listen to if you read Anyone's Ghost
Float on by MODEST MOUSE
lol remember when ff profiles were filled with copy-paste meme-like things and it was like an unspoken contest to see who had the most lolol
i miss when this site was such an active slightly immature and crazy place to hang out
now it's all
Welp, better try to make my page more welcoming
You can call me Teji~ I'm in school to be a massage therapist after which I want to get my reflexology certificate and doctorate in chiropractic
My daughter Alice was born Feb 6th
So yeah, my life has changed significantly since I first started posting fics on this site (which was like 7 or 8 years ago lol) But my interests remain the same
So for the 7 or 8 years that I've been on this site, I have always kept this folder (with literally hundreds of word documents) of fics and fic ideas and even more of my original work. I've just been building it and building it. Rough drafts of chapters to anyone's ghost, prompts, a redo of EtS... so much stuff... My external memory drive got corrupted and ate it. All of it. It's all gone.
So I've been EXTREMELY DEPRESSED about this for like a week now, because shit, that's like a lifetime's worth of my ideas that are gone now. But I'm seeing this as an opportunity to make new and better ideas. It's gonna take me some time to get back to writing that much again, since it's been actually like almost a year since I've even attempted to sit down and write (baby is always priority~) But I'm working on it. For now I think I'll just start by continuing the stuff I've already got up.
If you happen to drop by, shoot me a message and we can talk about fic ideas and pairings and the official next gen babies ~~
LOL I'm totally gonna do the copy-paste shit man, these things were bomb back in like 2008 I'M SO GONNA JUST BE ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES THAT YOU HAVE TO SCROLL INFINITLY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF MY PAGE HAHAHAHAHAH HATE ME YOU THINK I WON'T WATCH ME MOTHERBITCH
And for those of you that actually just want to skip to the bottom, you can just hide the bio now at the top, lol, that would have been a useful feature back then
Fave Twelve Naruto Characters. No Order.
1Hidan, 2Kakuzu, 3Shikamaru, 4Rock Lee, 5Ino, 6Sakura, 7Itachi, 8Pein, 9Konan, 10Kisame, 11Kakashi, 12Yamato lol they're mostly Akatsuki
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Sakura/kakashi fanfic before? LOOTS~ My favorite one that I can remember is Angel of the Rain by Kimi no Vanilla. Not necessarily like a pairing, it's just a short sweet little bit of fluff
2) Do you think Four Rock Lee is hot? YEA BOI
3) What would happen if Twelve Yamato got Eight Pein pregnant? Yamato would probably try to "take responsibility" and something adorable like that and poor poor Pein would likely kill himself if Konan and cough Kakashi don't kill him first lol
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine Konan? A Disparaging Reverence by Fivetails~
5) Would Two Kakuzu and Six Sakura make a good couple? YES I SHIP SAKURA WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE BECAUSE SHE IS A GODESS AND ANYPAIRINGWITHHERISBETTER omg the adorable dark feels- I'm feeling them. I like this.
6) Five/Nine Ino/Konan or Five/Ten Ino/Kisame? Both? Both. Both is good.
7) What would happen if Seven Itachi walked in on Two Kakuzu and Twelve Yamato having sex? Blackmail.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Shikamaru/Kisame Fanfic. Later because anything with Shikamaru is something I can work with
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight Hidan/Pein fluff? LOL not fluff that I know of
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Itachi/Yamato Hurt/Comfort fanfic?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four Rock Lee to de-flower One Hidan? Alcohol. SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three Shikamaru hentai? WHO DOESN'T?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven Kakashi? WHO DOESN'T?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five Kakuzu/Rock Lee/Ino? LOL I would
15) What might Ten Kisame scream at a moment of great passion? SUSHI..? AHH, SUSHHIIII
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight Pein, what song would you choose? Annihilation Cover of Crucifix by A Perfect Circle
AND BECAUSE THE SONG IS SO FITTING LIKE NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I LOVE THIS SONG I'MA POST THE LYRICS HERE
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Hidan/Sakura/Yamato fic, what would the warning be? INTENSE DRAMA FEELS ABUSE LIKE SUPER TRIGGER WARNINGS AND NSFW
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten Kisame to use on Two Kakuzu?
19) How might Eleven Kakashi describe a relationship between Two Kakuzu and Eight Pein? "Well boys and girls, when two grown men hate one thing so much that they are willing to compromise on they're differences, they fuck each other in the ass." *grins*
20) How emo is Seven Itachi? The emo-est
My Favorite Animal: Right now, probably pit bulls specifically
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.